We Bought A Giant Mystery Crate of Target Returns!

i got to do it i'm sorry [Laughter] are you wearing a hat i can't tell you something that will i want to try to hit with his back slower oh my god what's going on guys welcome to dope or note the channel where that's not that's an old engine i'm dope that's no look at that shirt guys that's note comment down below what shade of puke that is uh this is called neon lime yellow looks like freon dude brian do you know what freon is yeah it goes in cars and yeah it does yeah yeah i used to have radiator problems all the time growing up internally sucks to be you guys today look at the screen what's popping up right now it's like thanks robert please make that not cringy we got a giant target mystery returns box sitting right behind us wow honestly guys i think it has like 400 things in there no way it's got so many things and it's full of toys did it come in this thing yeah it came in this thing so we had to get israel to legit haul this up here that's the biggest box i've ever seen and i'm an unboxer professional you guys might have seen it in the thumbnail no way yeah so they saw it first [Music] applause if i'm here don't think about it what's gonna happen guys is matt and i are gonna get up we're gonna go in there grab a product bring it in here and we're gonna do a quick review and we're gonna try and get through as much of this box as we can all right we're just gonna get right into it let us know down below what your favorite practice from the whole video and also comment down below what shade of green match shirt is this is a cool shirt it matches my shoes you get new shoes these are brand new ones yeah these are new shoes dude these are sick i had to get a shirt that matched these dude i love it these are sick and that's been in the sketches these are nikes bro let's get into that first product watch i'll go walk up to michael telamontas and he'll be like oh nice fit bro yeah but then he'll ignore you just like he left us okay pick out a product sampler guys i got a little duo coming up here i couldn't pick just one first one's gonna be a quick bit i just wanted to show it off vader's little princess 2019 wall calendar i want to hang this up in matt's office well see this isn't technically accurate because at birth she was basically ostracized from vader so he didn't know her at this age so that's what you think really this you're just gonna have to throw this away because it's not even not even accurate to the to the story no no see you you forgot jk rowling co-wrote this and she decided after they all released she's like no actually he loved his kids no actually luke and leia get together yeah she's trying to get some keys i want every squad available to search the ship until my keys are found what are his keys for the tie fighter he's like i can't start my death though my laser it's a 2018 calendar by the way she's cutting stars and this is such a this is such a cute do you know your shapes hearts she's coming straight hi this is my second one mini products i love mini things and it's supposed to be like make me a cake son wait is it actual food oh what that feels real that feels real birthday cakes signature cake coating oh that was returned well when's the expiration date maybe we can gnaw them on it can you return food con you nom nom nom oh more packaging what oh wait what oh they're like little oh they're just like packaged miniature food things yeah i'm upset i honestly wanted whatever that was yeah that looks great like cake covered in nerds and it looks like the it looks like the ice cream you'd get you know like yeah well it's just got a weird twitch i got tickled and i got a weird twitch i have a little burger all right guys i'm done with this match your turn get up and go find something hopefully cooler than what i found you know let's forget some waves bring it over that's cultural appropriation i'll put waves in my hair honestly i don't know how to use these though okay guys i got a do-rag this is a uh intense nunchuck it looks like it's already been chucked okay massive monster mayhem dude what happened to the left chuck these are little submarines that's kind of odd because you're supposed to be a giant monster and you're supposed to like be using is this like a show or something massive monster mayhem is that a tune nicktoons i don't think so well maybe as seen on television so i'm guessing it does oh was that a ship i'm hitting him in the head with a sub [Applause] that's the wrong footlong oh my gosh tanner let's not we're going to get cancelled no we're not white people use direct too yeah racist white people i hate to break it to you guys you can't really cancel people who don't care about being canceled you can only cancel people that really care so only matt can cancel yeah only i have the power to cancel the channel sorry guys that's the best at canceling okay i'm gonna play this now thanks danny you actually did a good job i kind of look like a pirate you do look like a pirate the game of meme oh man i made a meme supposedly the maker of this uh didn't get any of the licenses or rights to these images really so they got sued really supposedly ah do your own research so how do we play this players without allowing others to see take a look at your picture in word card present what you think is your funniest picture word combo oh so there's just some words and those are pictures so you have to pretty much attach the pictures to the words and we have to make the funniest memes so let's just flip a picture card and we have to put the best word to it okay okay so here comes the first one it's bad luck crying guys if you don't know what bad luck brian is you might be a little young okay i got the best one i love fashion try to keep up it's just him wearing a mess dream big i think they're both pretty good pat you're the judge uh i love fashion i think the fashion one wins thank you uh you're crazy i'll take this card i'll take my meme all right here we go i've never yet oh no yikes is that a ninja turtle what is wrong with that thing what is that land of the free home of the brave mine's better yeah that sure gets me more fuzzy all right that was good yours is better next next cat in space oh my land of the free home of the brave would have been great here i don't know if i have a good one for this i was hypnotized i i i thought it was like hypnotized hypnotized now because it's not actually meow i'm gonna go with the future it's all about me so matt has two it's the first of three [Music] all right dang it those are both good i'm gonna go with diabetes yes all right this is the last one two to two oh it's a llama the best one or an alpaca i honestly couldn't tell you the difference [Music] okay i don't know why but the top one makes me think he's like british yeah could you please not sing because of that i'm gonna give it to that one [Applause] matt is not the memer he used to be i never was a memer this game is pretty dope honestly i think this would be fun if you got a lot of people that's all right next product guys we're doing a live pack unboxing oh my gosh guys you ever seen those tick tocks where they unbox pokemon cards on them i'm going to do a quick pokemon is that a pog pog champ so it gives us these two free cruddy ones right what no the pog you just threw the pog out it's a pawn pat give me the pog where is it i just made that in the hoop here we go guys i'm about to open these cars isn't it nemo guys what are you talking about all right you have to do it correctly don't you do like top three gets put to the back or something isn't there something weird you can't say i have to do it correctly if you don't know how to do it either fine fair all right we got magikarp classic no forget this which best reflects me and i'll pick which pokemon best reflects you oh okay classic dope for nope okay yeah classic dope for now can you pick this one for me it's donkey i'm gonna say this one's matt matt's a net i'm a scoop up net that's a scoop up not really crazy mainly because all he does is fish for good talent like me there's this is tanner he's a chatbot oh chat did you call me a chatbot never mind i thought it said something else my power is glide and when you play this pokemon from your hand onto your bench during your turn you may flip a coin it heads put a supporter card from your discrepal you put one of your pokemon that is in a pokemon v yeah i don't care yours is actually a career tanner i'm just flying matt well i'm looking for another one open up these ones there's more in there more pokemon cards yeah okay well i'm looking for another one more pokemon cards honestly actually save those pokemon cards for bella yo also we got some yugiohs whoa look it's a larva atar oh look pikachu pikocho that's a rare car the rarest car is supposed to be at the end wow that's super rare yeah that's me it's bad just upset he's the life before we get to the next product if you guys have enjoyed this video so far we have another banger mystery box video we want to do okay but it requires your help because this one it's not some measly mystery box video it's not like i bought a mystery box from the guy that lives under the freeway you're talking about like this one because that's what that looks like that's actually where we got this he's like i got it at target i'm sitting here for years i've been waiting uh no this one is we're gonna do the most expensive mystery boxes you can buy on the internet pat give me the mouse this website has a bunch of expensive mystery boxes this is super fake gotta be super fake no it's not we're gonna get a louis vuitton collection but we're also gonna get like a gucci one all the stuff each of these boxes are like 250 bucks okay so we're gonna get like a few that are 250 we're gonna get a few they're like 100. i'll take that supreme bag that's pretty silly that's what i'm saying this supreme bag is eight thousand dollars but you have a point zero three chance of getting it that's not the one i would want the the middle one down there four thousand 000.13 just stupid so there's high odds of getting these two things but there's really low odds that we could get these really other cool things you know all right so if you guys want to see us get 10 of the most expensive mystery boxes and unbox them live here for you uh like this video 125 000 times i really want to do this video and comment down below hypebeast hype me daddy hype boys type boys hmm i like that okay next product let's go dig all right oh i understand now yeah it's the false bottom that we put in the box rip it out and drop everything i was like what the heck is this it's fake it's all fake all right guys well matt's playing in the background we got some mix and mash oddly satisfying make some slime dang dude that's hot ew what is that ready made no glue needed to avoid drying that's it to avoid dying store compound in a tight city i was like okay stretch it squeeze it squeeze it squeeze it that's not a word you want to squeeze you want to make a squoosh i don't want to squeeze so we have to dip and dump some of this in there we're gonna throw some chickens these are light these are so light is that what you're supposed to do yeah and then you're supposed to just kind of like do this yeah you gotta make little babies that's satisfying that's a lot of goop daddy this is like ghostbusters when someone gets phased i've never seen what hey calm down you've never seen ghostbusters oh my gosh i've never wasted my life watching it is a classic i know i'm just messing i've never seen it you're the kind of guy who'd love that movie too weird looking quirky goofy ghost that's not really sounds like me no bill murray bro yeah you're he's bill marvel they all were like stupid looking ghosts not the original one there was one that was stupid looking i don't know they all look stupid looking at me because i know they're fake you ever just smack some jelly i don't like it this is just practice for whenever someone's face gets my wife i hate that a little you slapped off some of the beads what do you think about that i would say this is a no i think it's a dope it's just gonna be a germ infestation oh why this is really good taste it eat it put it in your mouth and chew it dude i'm wearing headphones so are the viewers viewers put on your headphones for this you're ready for this one pat oh stop i hate it check this out i found a dino i found a dino look at my snake oh let my snake eat that egg oh is this ryan's world yeah how does ryan do videos ryan is this guy still making videos or did he get gotten by copper oh no i think he got cancelled oh really imagine it hate you're all getting canceled ryan i was really upset when you did that toy review about brats and you said something really mean he's like oh no they're like can't tell you cancel right the winner just comes after ryan's rule let me guess stuffed animal no let me guess uh experiment wrong an experiment oh we don't do that question what do you think it is i think it's gonna be a little baby ryan and they're screaming for help help me out that's messed up we got mystery pockets oh he made like mystery boxes but for what what is it what's that they're like little figurines i bet look right here he's got he's got a lightsaber these are cool honestly i was expecting you know an eight-year-old who made toys to make something not that great how old is he now actually what is ryan going to do he's like 18. he's still playing the kids i mean i guess we are we're way older than that when the realization kicks in you're going to be so dumb when you're 18 playing with kids toys and it's like opening this what's he going to do wait this is totally cocky right megatron that looks like a mecca you're making me crazy this is dope i'd say if you're a kid this is probably some of the coolest ways you can get except this guy doesn't want to hold a sword hey man don't insult he can't even hold his own sword i bet his dad still holds his sword i bet his dad still holds his sword i gotta do it i'm sorry [Laughter] are you wearing a hat i can't tell i have to do it i'm sorry someone clipped this picture and just said it to me i'm making this my instagram default if you guys hit 100k likes that's a classic classical product here but i want to try with you in this building okay i'll use the bat no i want the bat kool-aid i already called it i called it i already called how do you think calling works nope oh okay so let's play catch first and then i'll choose the bat wow you're good at this game couldn't see it this was in the way good thing it gave us two of them no that's a baseball he's about to catch it he gets mad that's lost can you give me a little ball now i gotta test well that scared me i'm god what does ryan do he's like 18. he's still playing a kid's foot ah that almost hit my neck skywalker ready you scared me they're gonna what what yo tell me that little ball i want to try to hit with his back what the heck are you doing when did you get a bat gotta throw it slower oh my god i legit like the second i saw you from salina check that thing as hard as it could guys one i played one year with the milwaukee brewers yeah it was your team i was like yeah i wasn't little but we caught ourselves brothers we're the milwaukee brewers we brew the best beer can we prove the best beer man heck yeah dude first and foremost old m m's oh you where did you find that i will eat those right now i think they're mini ones too those are the best i sure hope they are well how old are they though oh wait right there 8 2019. you won't eat them now pat well no they're bad chocolate i'll eat them with a candy shell yeah the candy will go less bad than chocolate i just want to make sure you know what an m m one there's no way those are good still oh they're christmas yeah they're good just some 2018 m ms here yeah they're just a little stale that's all this is the other product that i have here harry potter these idiots literally put all the stickers over every little aspect of trying to figure out what this box is talking about a real mystery box it's the one chooses you collectible one four inch die cast wand with stand why would you return this mommy that's not how i wanted to spend my 58 cents that's so true like my son hates harry potter actually it's a toothpick that's moldy's no it's not no it's a great one the elder wand yeah the great one it's harry potter's wand is it really yeah yeah because he got the elder wand at the end but when did they sell this product yeah this is harry potter one harry potter one you're touching harry's wand is it magic probably not that's not what jenny said yeah i was gonna say why did you choose jenny over hermione cause hermione liked um redhead wrong hey do you think you can get an m m lost in your ear oh my gosh it's in there push it see how far you can get it young gamer with the crown here to stay and did you didn't you know what he has to say if you want to be as young as young go ahead and check out the join button down below where you guys can have three years taking off your life or add it to your life i don't know how that works hey if you want to stay young check it out um where you'll get exclusive videos as a tier three member you'll get exclusive live streams we're also thinking about doing a really short maybe like two times a month uh dopano podcast no way we are i'm thinking about it if you guys really want to do it just like once every couple weeks on lunch for 20 minutes of doing something you announce it before you agree to it yeah smart he can't do it you lunch together all the time anyway so we might as well just like talk about nothing you give me a sweet delicious delectable lunch i'll talk while i'm eating that's that's what we're doing you guys we'll call the doper no food the dope burnout food podcast we're rating mcdonald's because that's really yeah maybe slipping a salad if we're trying to look good to someone but yeah so too crunchy for podcasting that'll be happening sometime soon hopefully so stay tuned join if you want to see that cool stuff and we'll see you guys on the flippity uh into that next product oh it's time to complete my look everybody we got the rainbow surprise makeup surprise what does that mean it means i'm doing my makeup baby oh surprises if it's not makeup i'm out of this joint i just want everyone to know we're not asking tanner to put on makeup it's out of his own position oh you're supposed to mix it with water is this the type of slime what is it oh here's some makeup oh that is makeup all right trying to put on my blush caviar oh it's like boba oh no they opened how do i open this makeup you just apply it apply to face direct apply yourself there you go i can't open the lid to put on my makeup punches something flat what does this go eye shadow or something are you serious oh my goodness gracious tanner oh my gosh oh my gosh this is like blood red lip gloss there you go tanner your skin's gonna break out just on my eye be hot all right what are you saying tanner can you tell me pat oh that is disgusting so open up nope that's where i draw the line okay can i get another one of those it's in my mouth now i think it's old yeah you're it's probably toxic taste toxic all right is that no don't ask for kisses later i'm i didn't mean for me sounded like it oh does that mean matt like wants to kiss can't tanner i said don't simply don't ask for that that's a nope i ain't a little girl yeah honestly intrigued by this i'm intrigued by your mom should be she made such a beautiful specimen as me arguable punch ball prayer wait what it's a punch ball critter so apparently you wrap it around your finger and you swing it like it ain't no tomorrow story of when you know those sloppy sticky hands yeah my mom was like 20 feet in front of me and i got one for the first time and i was just whipping her around like this 20 feet in front of me and it comes around and slaps her in the eye in the parking lot did she use her real hand on you she basically i was never allowed to get one of those again she's just like whack yeah my mom like yeah she doesn't see anymore but that's not because of that i suspect at least here we go put your finger in his tail hey mom i heard you wanted to be blind today at walmart oh did you guys know dopamine filled in 3d matt use your knife i can't even get it what use your knife no kill this thing no i'm todd you had a good run todd don't do this at home kids that was very unsatisfying my poor monkey where did he get cut wow you legit cut all of him open dissection time don't you guys all do that with animals you find no just me and this is what you look like in the world get over here kitty i saw a hike the other day i need to see what's inside here [Music] geck pack oh this doesn't seem like a toy matt's dying yeah this is not for kids it looks like it's for kids right but then it has and you can blur this out instantly robert right now the blank ring of alacrity sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone that's hilarious taking 2d6 emotional damage oh my gosh i'm keeping this card i got the i got the the the depression that ensues after catching them off i got the best product attack tag attack dad dude i'm gonna write i'm gonna write it a fully dressed female video game character stuffing my bananas into sega genesis and pressing the power look so here's the here's the bottom of it it's uh i don't know it's like kyle walker kyle walker who's that i don't know i'm going to escape no you don't even have a skate your mom knows how to skate better than you dude i'm not scared the only person who skates this ramp is haley you better stay away off my face here we go you guys ready to see some sick trick oh that's pretty cool the waiter does a tank tag it's just like someone who just lays on their back to land it the whole hand [Laughter] at me finally i get one all you kids have been playing with these you don't even want to use a tech deck you don't even know he's a real skateboard it's like santa's bells you can't hear them if you're too old you can't use a tech deck at your age you know what's funny the video i asked the video i asked about like if people could guess my age almost everyone's like he kind of looks 35. and i was like what is wrong with people all right guys this next product is a game changer no yep i got two white pens but they're colorful they have this rainbow piece then i wonder if they're right in rainbow no they don't it's just a regular pencil guaranteed and the more you sharpen it you get different colors but not in the lead just front of the pencil if you don't know that yes i do give me one you don't know that give me one and i'll prove it i haven't used a pencil in so long once last time i used a pencil ages ago so you see this the tip of the pencil the more you sharpen it will give you different colors however the lead is literally just graphite it's literally it's literally just graphite so kind of cool but also would be really cool if it just changed colors that would be a really cool idea for a pencil hear me out one of the things that the matthias vlog wants to make you want to make a hat that has a strip of velcro right here that you put on different patches that's pretty smart that's pretty silly and we'll make a doper notepad is that not already i don't know it's probably a thing i can't i'm not that smart you know what i mean when it comes with our own it comes with our own pattern i swear if one of you take that idea i'm going to literally scream at you just scream guys we've literally looked at just about everything in this box the rest are just stuffed animals and eggs pretty much i didn't pick out any of the stuffed animals yeah so unless you guys want to see us unbox stuffed animals and eggs comment down below and then we'll do it for like membership stuff yeah that's all the good stuff i think we found so thank you guys for watching this video if you want to see another video just like this check out that right over there that's a whole playlist full of these return crate videos with amazon walmart all sorts of such as so check that out if you want to watch more also check out the video over here that's a video youtube recommends just for you subscribe hit that bell i can't flip with your mom yeah i just messed up make sure you like the video so we can do our most expensive mystery box um video so that'd be really really cool see you guys later gucci gang out gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci

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Id: kT1tmG8Pj58

Length: 23min 59sec (1439 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 17 2020