Watching ONLY the FIRST and LAST Episode of *PRETTY LITTLE LIARS*

hello troublemakers and welcome into first and last a limited series where i watched the very first episode of something the pilot episode and then the series finale and nothing in between and based on the pilot and the series finale i know everything that's ever happened in the show it's actually pretty cool because i had a special guest come over to to do my hair today uh his name was moses look at this part man i just called up moses and i was like i need a part and he's like say no more it's the cleanest part i've ever had in my hair speaking of hair how do i want to do this if you guys think i'm at all attractive you should hit the like button that way i can look at the likes and say wow this is a function of my beauty speaking of function of beauty today's video is sponsored i've been really into customization if you can get something customized specifically to you then why not do it that's what functional beauty does with hair care products they have you take a hair quiz which 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attractive dude with boobs your turn friend share secrets that's what keeps us close oh she seems already why is she so suspect friends share all their secrets that's what keeps them close have a drink hopefully you don't get sleepy anytime soon actually i think that girl's getting murdered something tells me she's getting murdered it's a misdirect ally she's gone i've looked everywhere for her yo this is the weirdest intro to a pilot ever look i heard her scream i knew it i [ __ ] knew it she's dead [Music] what dog that was so weird it was a girl being like hey drink up and then they're all like hey they giggled a [ __ ] ton man and then one of the girls wakes up like where is everyone oh the girl's gone she's missing one year later slow down we were about a year when you're 16 that's a long time i hope that mom gets murdered she's horrible the way she's standing in the doorway is not a mom in a doorway stance you guys understand what i'm talking about i feel like i don't have to explain it i think we all see it i need a ride to lacrosse okay ryan his name is ryan guaranteed i need a ride to la crosse ryan come on let's go look in the garage what's his name come on come by his name mom she's not a real mom coming back here brings up a lot of memories dad still keeping your secret oh hey mysterious writer boy reader boy so do you go to hollis just graduated oh he's too old for you you're a minor i'm gonna start my first teaching job he says oh they're just throwing all the taboo [ __ ] in here there's like missing girls dads with secrets probably just like an affair just some boring scw [ __ ] she's gonna hook up with like her teacher how disrespectful is this right here he uses his book as a coaster you want to be a teacher how about i teach you some [ __ ] respect like to know more about you oh i'm in high school can you back off predator no this is so okay she hooks up with him and then he's gonna be like oh my god you're in high school these are like the least sexy kisses i've ever seen in my entire life i'll have to put somebody's back oh she's gonna steal him yeah okay little thief i love you aria you know that right not as much as you love your hooker girlfriend and you know that i love your mom oh affair i made a mistake with the hooker oh this is the day she found out oh he parked in the [ __ ] bushes smart move man ah kissing that hooker i saw a poster of allison yesterday we all know she's dead no she's not that's a lie you're a liar a pretty little liar there's no way that allison's actually dead right so i hear the new teachers really hot the new teacher's really hot oh i wonder who it's gonna be let's see who this new teacher is oh here we go mr vince more like mr fiddle's kids huh [ __ ] you predator holy crap oh no no why why why would he look at her and say holy crap he might as well have looked at her and went bazunga oh like way to just draw attention to the fact that you two know each other and they're high school kids so they're gonna talk and gossip maybe he fools around with students all the time a lot of teachers do just ask your dad is her dad a teacher who fools around with kids it looks like an older hooker in his car allison no that's too obvious you have five seasons of mystery there's no way it could be the most obvious person you know what i mean i can't wait for the finale i'm so excited is this your boyfriend his name's justin jesse he's cute he's not no no my god no that's the best photo you have of him you're like this is the one i want framed you're a bit of a smart horse smart dog his his accent sounds fake got a hardened situation molly shut up does my sister know you smoke does she have to know everything oh no no not i'm not having this right now oh my god she's 16 my guy not like melissa's usual boyfriends i actually like you oh no don't say that to him ah jesus christ is everyone just gonna have an affair in this story ah mr fitz what's your brother's name like that's the big mystery i need solved right now i think you're amazing arya no don't give her hope when i first met you i thought no who is this girl you need to stop right now oh he's gonna talk like oh you are so amazing you're so amazing that i had to make out with you in a dirty disgusting bathroom that's how amazing you are that's how highly i think of you don't act like you're like some stand-up guy anyone who makes out in a public bathroom is another level of gross i'm still that girl no you're not okay nothing's changed yes it has i'm your teacher not just that bro she's also underage she's like the only thing that's standing in our way i think it's just i'm your teacher i guess i can quit no she's still her age oh lesbians okay did you have to make it so obvious i mean they dropped the beyonce line before oh you like that beyonce video a little too much download the new beyonce i'm loving her new video maybe a little too much em and then now you're just gonna close up on their hands okay okay oh wait no way you found another friend to kiss i have been replaced so the person that wrote that message would have to be a person that she's kissed in the past i don't know okay all right now i'm starting to see why this show has mystery you wouldn't happen to have a towel would you a tough field hockey practice no don't don't go and massage her oh that's awesome it's maybe for you but not for your sister oh don't orgasm my god know it's wrong because as soon as you hear your girlfriend you're like that's creepy you're being creepy how how would you know it's very specific information you'd have to know her so can't be the new teacher it can't be the missing girl because that's too obvious okay so she's the only one who hasn't got the message from a yet what are they gonna threaten her shoplifting thing oh i'll turn you into the cups okay use a fork why is she using her hands hannah who spent oh my god there's so many people who the hell spencer and what is her brother's name what is lucy hill's brother's name is it ryan god biggest mystery of the show and he's not gonna reveal it okay we received a call from rosewood mall security they have your daughter on tape shop lifting a pair of sunglasses they're sunglasses dog wouldn't they just be like give it back she'd be like oh yeah here you go i thought she was about to have an affair with the cop that's where the show is going and i buy you everything you need to be popular i buy you everything you need to be popular because that's what's important in life high school popularity they found allison's body ew i mean it's been a year that's a decomposed body but we didn't see it i need to see with my and i used to believe it no no i was joking she's having an affair with the cop to get the charges of a 350 pair of sunglasses dropped there would be no charges there it would be the slightest it would be a warning i get oh my god that is the cop right i don't know he had a very distinct white person face i i know i'm white but you know there's people you see them and you're just like you look like all the rest of them i it could just be another random white guy hundreds of mourners gather to say goodbye to allison dealer they all get a text at the same time watch them four be sitting in a row that's what i'd like to see them four sitting in a row get a text at the same time and they open their phones and each one has a different message i would never want to do anything we'll get you in trouble oh god oh boy oh boy no no no oh yeah i'm just reminded of their super unsexy kiss [Music] ah her friend's body was just found you're here to mourn her her parents are crying in another room and there's just people everywhere this is a church you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you daughter [ __ ] he's not a [ __ ] if he was a [ __ ] that'd be fine i asked the other girls to sit together up front ah they're gonna sit together they're gonna get text at the same time let's go it's just my mom sending me a text oh my god it's jenna did they blind a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no way there's no way that they blinded a girl oh here we go yes all at the same time i'm still here [ __ ] and i know everything how on to the finale i can't believe the series is almost over previously on pretty little lives ah here the recap addison there's no record of you leaving sick yesterday throughout the lineup for saturday's me it's been seven years why are you in high school still no shot right they were entering their junior year i think will you marry me and that's the first thing oh wait what oh wait oh hey okay slow down i'm just trying to catch up i gotta watch this really intently i put the deed in your name yours and allison i killed archer dunhill she did this for you we should turn her over to the police did we in the game or did mary drake mona did when she told us what happened to charlotte oh my god that was so confusing that was the most confusing thing i've ever watched in my entire life yeah i knew it was gonna be a problem though cause they're just like there's a billion characters in the first episode and that rush we got ah it's the blind girl the other day someone asked me how it felt to be living a normal life and i've never been more insulted who are you is that the girl is that the missing girl oh she's in a psych ward i never would have guessed it was you is this the teacher i don't i don't think so man oh is it is it hard for other white people to tell way people apart sometimes i never thought i had a problem until i started watching this show oh watch the kiss watch the kiss yeah super run sexy i think that might be the guy who's this it's a hor it's a horse who's this it's just an animal he's a rescue a rescue where do you rescue horses from the only person he's trusted enough to get close to okay what's the first that's easy who are you ranch hands why did that man just intentionally walk into frame why did he have to walk right along the fence there that was so suspect i can't tell if she's a missing girl or not careful ally ally ally ally this isn't cheating alison allison's the girl's name what's this girl's name careful ally alex that's her that's the missing girl her dead body was found okay it wouldn't be the first time someone buried you ah i could have just watched that part and got it oh here we go you can't talk to the kids like that also i wish that this was the reveal seven seasons you thought she was blind very last episode she's like i've been seeing all along oh that would be such a brilliant reveal it'd be super cheap but it'd be so good your partner at your mother's law firm as a paralegal she's a paralegal she's been walking this whole episode oh here we go ominous music answer who is it are you sure is she learning what her brother's name is that's the big mystery we have to solve yet who who you asked me to put on the melissa mask and then you don't even want me to use it it was a test i had to know i could trust you the melissa okay the melissa mask what the [ __ ] she knows your identity why are you using like a face changing facetime app i don't i don't get it i don't get it does that mean you tell me who you are how do you not know how they came to your room as she was in the psych ward she's like i never guessed it was you who is a i never would have guessed it was you but also who are you how does that make any sense the last time we saw mona she tried to push you off the bell tower yeah and she feels bad about that and she she feels bad about attempted murder like let it go i'll be right back oh that's mr x so they met secretly this girl's wife slash girlfriend i don't know if they're married and her mom met secretly but they didn't discuss they didn't show what that discussion was about she doesn't know you're here right no i hate lying to her it's about a wedding ring or something she just handed her something she's suspicious they played the suspicious music but it's actually going to be a wedding ring bet i saw you and my mom at the party what were you whispering about i don't know she put something in your purse what wasn't it's a wedding ring this is my grandmother's ring oh that's weird what is it what is this for is this for marriage yeah dylan yes it is sheesh i'm too good you think i needed seven seasons of context no toby is that you deja vu [ __ ] all right finally we're into some [ __ ] thank god a is the husband to be bet i put so much money on this right now i feel really good about that oh it's joe from you that's that's who's holding you hostage what we didn't think you'd wake up so soon spencer i am excuse me okay so you have a twin do twins have all the same freckles and everything i don't think they do you'd be able to tell them apart mom's planning a special lunch you have a british twin you have a twin from across the world at first i thought rings put me on ren that's the guy from the first season after charlotte died i need the closure charlotte okay whoa is this a then a is her twin that she didn't what that's what you and mary were arguing about she pretended to be jessica to sleep with my father and now you're pretending to be me to sleep with toby she pretended we just could sleep with my father what ezra ren this is ezra fitz ezra fitzsid is the teacher you know she's marrying her teacher 11 he was the villain from the start you can't reward a teacher marrying a former student he had an affair with there's you can't reward that behavior that has to be the swiss at the end you broke up with him no i could never do that she killed her and his ashes into an eternity's time kind of into the crazy twin plot you know like you're gonna go off the rails i'm here just come and destroy me train come off the rails and plow me with you okay these words all together sound a little sexual you know let's just move on i'm into the twin thing though okay this is about having a home and friends who is their lives for each other even when they make mistakes lisa want to know what that feels like you know you could just go out and make some friends you don't have to like kidnap and kill people in order to be a part of a friend group like there's other ways to do it so where are we i don't know but you're safe spencer she promised me she killed a man and took his ashes and like made it into a diamond a person's word no longer holds any value when they kill people and turn them into diamonds she promised me she gave me her words she promised me yeah i'm gonna be honest i don't think she's the person who's gonna keep a word ah hey you dummy knock her out knock her out knock her out ka chunk with the plate that was a metal plate i heard it before actually put the thing through the the slot because it made a sound on the ground and i was like that's interesting because you can break a plate and grab the shard and use it as a weapon or you can hit someone on the back of the head what no why use the plane you're not a quick enough thinker uh how is that going to help you escape oh so it's a physical lock hey can you hear me uh who that's not ezra is it ezra oh it is he's not a damn it let me guess right for once jesus i'm guessing she gets married at the end of this episode i know it's it's kind of an oddball guess no way you're thinking you'll just watch i'll be right i think that you and i are gonna be the closest of all that's a weird thing to say oh the horse doesn't trust her toby's gonna find out they set that up before she's like toby this this this horse doesn't trust anybody at first and then toby was the first person the horse trusted ever yep here it's a thing you know me right yeah the horse a rescue horse is going to like solve the a crisis after seven seasons they're like how do we want to solve the crisis of a how do we want to wrap that up what if a horse figures it out how does that sound oh the best thing to do when he gets like this is just to walk away ah something's up something's up right tube ah she can smell a [ __ ] a mile away but i can smell a [ __ ] you're within a mile radius she's gonna smell that [ __ ] is that a new perfume you're wearing new perfume yup she's got this power of the smell i know this may sound weird but i don't think spencer's spencer a blind girl on a horse that's the okay are we really saying that 80 is back yeah that she's spencer's evil twin it does sound crazy you need to tell me who you are and where you are ah mona is going to be the good person she's going to she's going to take down the twin i'm sorry wow how strong are you it's hard to knock someone out with just one punch there's got to be a way out of here don't split oh my god don't split up that's rule number one anything oh that's a twin that's a twin don't trust her that's why you don't split up because now you don't know which one's which how did that guy get knocked out he's out cold huh yeah which one's wish now ah here we go it's me spencer this should be super easy to figure out ask one something that only the original would know it's super easy it's a girl on the left left come on seriously after everything that we've been through oh that's the imposter he knows tell me your favorite poem from the book you gave me hey see how easy was that if there was some sort of ticking clock where he only had like 30 seconds to figure it out that would have added urgency to the situation but you could have literally just sat there all day been like okay now wha what were you doing in your childhood you know you could ask so many questions see how you knew it i said he wasn't going to be a i i've been saying it a is the husband to be i put so much money on this right now i feel really good about that to have and to hold from this day forward so i love that this show sends a really good message like if you if you are attracted to your teacher just keep it a secret kiss them make out with them date them and then it'll all work out in the end love that message for teenagers if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony uh right here yeah i have the law of california the state law you're not allowed to date a teenager you guys i'm leaving for three weeks why is everybody crying almost like this is the last time we'll be on camera together some reason this feels like it's the end of something oh for some reas why why are you like half breaking the fourth wall that's so weird don't do that it almost feels like we're not gonna see each other anymore like we've been living in a tv show oh what is happening the characters just have like freak outs ah sequel bait where's addison and roll oh jesus christ it's the same as the pilot addie she's gone i've looked everywhere for her why it's the same exact lines as the pilot as the intro to the pilot so why why it was my question because if it's like a new thing it could be like a new thing but why is it the same exact thing it's almost like it's fade or destiny or something i don't know it feels like you're half breaking the fourth wall almost addressing the audience i don't know that that was weird they could have just had to be like a whole new a whole new case where someone screams and a group of friends are like what's going on you know we could be a little bit different i like the twin thing an evil twin oh god that's so funny that's so funny all right that's gonna do it again i'll leave a link for the the function of beauty in the description if you want to get some new shampoo shampoo and i'll see you guys next time toodles

Channel: Dylan Is In Trouble

Views: 1,385,975

Rating: 4.9738264 out of 5

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Id: QlKM7O1E5Es

Length: 22min 33sec (1353 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 09 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/rosewoodlliars]

I was waiting for him to do this lmaoo. ngl he might like it if he watched the whole show.

[u/Tomoyo_in_Transwise]

I like that even he was like "So...horse and blind girl are the ones who figured it out? Okay."

&& him wanting the teacher to be the big bad, same.

[u/Hayleykmay]

I’m not gonna lie, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[u/adelineelizabeth]

Man. This really does show how ridiculous the finale was

[u/Shadowclook21]

I literally just finished watching that video no joke

[u/RyanTheN3RD]

I just want to see the reaction to her STILL being with her teacher lmao

[u/neptunecali]

Omg I love Dylan. I gasped when I saw this in my subscriptions this morning lol

[u/AdvancedPlacmentTV]

I want to start watching shows that are new to me like this. It's hilarious.

[u/ThatsWhatSheSaid707]

The way he predicts every storyline