Watching Geek Love: Comic Con dating show & GeoGuessr | 2021-03-30

nope i'm not dead i like how you just kind of accept it though and you just say well he was old one way to get over it 47 is the new 97 am i right hello everyone welcome welcome welcome well welcome me because you were already here how are you doing i barely knew it i apologize in advance if my brain's a bit fried i'm on heavy antibiotics so i'm gonna try my best here you're 40 seconds late god damn it sorry my excuse of being on antibiotics does not hold up if i was 40 seconds late i didn't realize i did something so horrible it's okay gramps thank you so much you know just how to make me feel better loli thank you very much for the tip there i like that thanks for the gift itself earlier as well how are you all doing everybody asthma where asmr there on the shelf i moved the couch here yesterday down down here and playing some video games because my foot hurts i'm nearly on the verge of going back to the walking stick again yo he'll be back over there soon i could do it now but i don't want to hobble around on the stream so we will see uh six to eight weeks that's my uh rush that's on the fast track just like the guitar which by the way the cat was back on i need to fix it how is the foot it's sore it's really sore welcome everyone joining why is it on the guitar again look i forgot okay i was playing it and it's just out of habit now i'll have to get into the habit of taking it off so give me six to eight weeks and it'll be off again i don't really stick with it do i welcome everyone just joining late are you saying yourself for me because i'm on time maybe you're talking about yourself why are you still saying that i've died when i'm here literally in front of you talking to you you're like ah holograms has technology gone too far foxy thank you for the bits as well do you think wandering ever in slippers could be why you got a foot hurt no but i've accepted like just doing that now because of my foot hurting like i don't know what started it it was the cold but um yeah i was saying yesterday i do little streams sometimes you should you should definitely be on the discord below me if you're a sub because i do like private streams once only once a month because i it's hard to fit them in but um they're all super chilled out and i was telling people about it and uh i've just been like when i went on walks and stuff outside just see some air i've just been going in my slippers because i've just accepted that it's too sore to wear shoes so i'm just walking around the slippers but i probably just look like a lunatic all right well who cares breaking points uh emia revenant christopher mendy and zayd thank you very much as well very kind can you greet charlotte who's celebrating the birthday well happy birthday in advance charlotte sorry i won't be here to wish you happy birthday tomorrow i'll be dead from foot this disease it doesn't have a name yet i hope they're going to name it after me res and honey thank you very much as well is the antibiotics frying your brain because you were a bacteria maybe you're on to something chambo bro taurus thank you very much for the sub as well captains guilds share perry vhs buffy ellis libby um appreciate the support thank you kevin's football kind of yeah kind of kind of um you're not the real kevin is there's some like a conspiracy after starting up here or what okay where david shows your new addiction maybe this one i think i may have seen clips of before i'm not sure if it's the same one um but should be good crack anyway uh max recommended me this one so if it's really bad we all blame him imposter kevin look we'll have uh we'll have among us soon then we can be the real imposter it's going to be so good um max just like no don't put me on the spot like this let me do a little tweet and we'll catch up with some alerts and we'll get started in in about five minutes or so um right there we go tweet it out uh potter thank you for the tip uh bertorus uh abby hydro dr a gravity freaks jason my chemical mermaid and rat half thank you very much for the subs as well i need help with alcohol what does that mean you mean you have too much sorry i can't help you i'm on antibiotics among us i am among us new map on wednesday i'm so excited i don't know does anyone know what time it's coming out oh my god navi thank you very much for the subs jesus christ almighty my brain isn't even functioning i'm like looking at it and being like is this real daddy thanks so much for the 48 subs jesus christ i appreciate it what is that rounding to a number or something it's very specific 48. how do we see the private streams and i send an alert once a month on the discord they're pretty impromptu because i just have to fit them in when i can you can also see them on discord and the youtube community tab if you're a channel member um navi thanks so much for that jesus christ i i'm curious why 48 it's so specific thank you so much though that's very very kind of you um oh jesus uh thunder tundra thank you for the spark thank you for the spark oh no it's underneath smack thank you for the song oh no no no hold the army thank you for the sub uh america uh thank you for the sub as well what's mcgee evie charlotte king spade elise kelsey scotty thank you so much for the bits as well um scott sads got no more appendix kevin make happy i i don't know if i can i don't know if that's you typing it like that or if my brain is just reading it wrong no i hope you're feeling better though jesus hope you're all right i mentioned that must be quite the the process to go through uh are you gonna do be making some more music covers yes i want to hopefully i'll get one or two done in april brain hurt foot pain stop you're confusing me my brain is just getting fried oh my brain is not going to be able to like comprehend what's going on with this dating show is it navi thank you so much for that let me catch up here and we can we can get started oh no time is standing still i feel like i'm high i'm just like my brain is just warped i don't know how i it's my third week antibiotics but my first day of like the the strongest ones i'm on seven pills a day so i'm just like i was just so out of it uh butts mcgee evie charlotte king spade elise uh kelsey scotty thank you again uh wet ass office thank you so much for the 10 subs they're super kindly i appreciate it not chance thank you for the 50 as well i'm i'm legit looking at it just like wow i just feel so dazed i felt kind of okay just a bit like tired before i started but now i'm just like whoa not chance thank you so much for the 50 subs that is so kind of you thank you very much and again navi thank you so much for that as well um navi thank you for the bits too roundy up to 2600 gifted subs good lord thank you so much that's very kindly [ __ ] hell i still remember the first time you you jumped in chat and started gifting these huge amounts of subs when we were playing pirates of the caribbean and i was calling you mitch because i thought it was um you know [ __ ] in the in the middle is what i was picking up on i've learned since to stop shortening names just use the start of it if anything uh pottery katie revenant electante thank you so much for the pits whereas office thank you for the five subs there as well on top of the 10 you already gave uh hibiscus alex gamoran wilhelm uh annabelle uh little glue stick dandelion ellie thank you so much for the subs tis being thank you so much for 11 subs as well jesus christ thank you very much uh potterhead lexi let's uh voxy lexi again sumai uh deck of souls jazz solo sling call and fire and sale thank you so much i appreciate it you're very kind he always calls me marky is it marieke is it i'm sorry if i got your name my apologies uh kel's fed thank you so much for the pits as well guardie snow's so good thank you as well you're very kind laguna despair marriage acts thank you and thank you very much maybe stream from the sofa to have a lighter i think i just fall asleep um alexandra thank you so much for the tip as well you should get notifications on this card you'll have to install this card of course but you should get them because i tag everyone just make sure your patreon account um is linked or your twitch account might be linked whatever it might be where you're supporting me it has to be linked to discord so it knows you're you're in the supporter channel um all right let's get started epstein didn't kill himself 69 thank you very much for the three subs bloody snowman uh paulo thank you for the sub lovable chester thank you so much for the 10 subs as well you're very very kind and thank you very much for the bits as well i like that alexander thank you for the tip again all right let's let's get started sorry i'm i'm a bit all over the place today all right so this is what we're watching this is max recommendation so if it's bad it's entirely his fault like if it's physically painful i don't know what it's going to be like but i'm new to twitch well welcome lottie you'll fit right in don't worry we're all boomers here we have no idea max don't even try and weasel your way out of this don't you start i love it hate it here max says all right let's let's jump in and let me know about the volume i'll try and keep an eye on it if i can and try and get it right but it might just take a second oh all right so this is a dating show based at comic-con comic-con is the perfect place to find your geek soul mate this is pinkie pie she likes the party oh my god are you a brony oh yes i am oh my god the girls that i really do like we're jumping in here i hope baldwin is here right now what comics are you reading i have a lady boner for winter soldiers oh no all right strap in everyone get your cringe protection on quick you don't have much time love will jester thank you so much for the 10 subs again welcome to our universe oh i gotta practice that that's gonna be my new stream introduction like a kermit impression greetings earthlings welcome to the stream all right max so far so good good recommendation louder i think it's pretty good now it was quiet at the start kevin no kevin yes when you're at comic-con the people in this world are different and it shows [Music] yes gamers that's really important i don't know why that clip was so funny just that he looks kind of lost looking around all right come on gamers we can do this no no no pausing needed a session so i'm sorry if i always get your name wrong i try my best thieving uh killing cory yeah good exceller um making my way downtown fiona thank you very much all right gamers let's go come on for geeks and nerds to be able to find love just like it's important for everybody else exactly kicks are sexy because they're just sexy this is 18 and over so i can say it because they can put a lot of imagination into the bedroom three oh god one i wasn't expecting that next day sci-fi speed dating at comic-con is the perfect place to find your geek soulmate yes inches no around uh maybe around yeah okay looking for guys or girls oh girls definitely i don't know why that's so funny just the comic book the comic book but the girls definitely is saying oh i don't know why that's so funny thank you for the tip i appreciate that thank you very much oh hi i'm alex i am 25 and i am a giant geek come on alex you can do it i mean we get a comic con it's all up on the walls here every kind of trip to comic con i usually get a lot of po art my love livestream is a mix of forever lone and socially awkward penguin oh no no i love you know rose red from fables i'm ruining them already i'm honest with you i love redheads big fan of them one of my favorites is this piece here you should call the irish take me out we need a reverse version i'm a renaissance geek i like comics i like board games i love doctor who and uh wait a renaissance geek so what about does that mean he means he's just like into everything nerdy or like he's geeky about the the renaissance like davinki i love da vinci isn't someone who watches my little place i already tasted okay yeah i think that's what he means piggy pie she likes to party so uh this is applejack here uh she's great she owns a farm in the show and uh i like her she's sort of the no-nonsense hard-working one ah you love to see it no nonsense hard-working like myself i got a board game night in brooklyn board games though honestly i don't see that this looks amazing right now i'm not even like making fun of anyone here going to like a board game place i don't care what it is i play anything just human contact would be so great my favorite thing about board games is how it can bring people together exactly that's what i need i mean there's many types of nerds yeah what type of nerve would you like no seriously though like what type of guy i like him i absolutely like to meet there yeah i guess i'm rooting for him but not crazy and hyper so you essentially want my non-evil twins yeah yeah i guess a little creepy alex look at him he's having a great time the girl's dead just friends wait when did the just friends things start hold on who's the wait what did i miss no seriously though like what type oh oh no don't do that to my man alex why the hell that's not right don't do that to him i really do like that i'm really interested in like why why can't you just say alex is friends why the quotes so i had a quotation mark she's just friends don't do him dirty like that come on i like alex i'm on his side hello max thank you for the sub lonnie thank you for the tip as well um it's all gone lonnie why'd you have to do that oh just for those of you who are just joining us i was saying my brain's a bit frightened from all the antibiotics and lonnie gave a message with their tips saying confused feeling good never is please take a break if you need you if need you illness and stress if our tolling a take on your health it's like [ __ ] talking to yoda um sure make the caretaker and body and brain has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like like what does that mean stop it honey the second cannon faith thank you very much for the tip oh my god are you a brony oh yes i am oh my gosh which is the hard-working one again they're with mmo's right wait hold on i thought it would go like mmo's bronies right i would think bronies is like i i'm not hating by the way just so you're you're aware i'm just saying like it it would go more into nerd territory than mmo or is mmo or is the word mowers i'm going to call them i like i'm not much of a mower myself but i don't understand why more is there you know what doesn't matter so okay i'm gonna pretend i'm sitting here and i'm cosplaying as neil gaiman's death okay so you would come up to me some of my challenges with girls are just talking to some of them he seems to be doing great in there hi my name is alex i'm carolyn nice to meet you carolyn nice to meet you too so i i guess you're into neil gaiman by the uh lovable jester thank you for that i think all of his comics what kind of comics do you like i'm i'm big fan of the comics what else are you into i like ponies that's cool i like my little ponytail are you making fun of him that'd be perfect wouldn't it hopefully you know i mean maybe not no they really do like they're just friends you know hopefully it's not some half-hearted thing you know that was like oh no i do like her i'm loving steven i think he's great because then it's just there's no point you don't want to that's called stalking then don't do it don't you do it go on alex what's great about geek loves is you could be yourself yo send them isn't the idea of comic con is you are not being yourself i don't oh my god that's steven he's right there geeks and nerds to be able to find love go on steve just like it's important for everybody else nobody really wants to be alone here come the potential man is he like the leader the hope comes out of this is a date any date i think any date maybe guys leave all your bags and stuff over there by that table and it's different oh i didn't even realize that red hair a unique face you know someone who doesn't look like everyone else maybe move on in okay guys ladies and gentlemen welcome to sci-fi speed dating ladies all right do not use this as an exercise to perfect your friend-zoning technique the french is he like their leader he seems like their leader keeping the friend zone is like threading a needle while jumping on a pogo stick evading sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads days are three a lot of frickens being dropped get up and rotate ladies please have a seat it would be great if i could find the perfect match someone i like someone who likes me maybe but i'm i'm hoping to see what's going to happen in the whole house three two speed date he does kind of look like gabe newell you're right let's see max why did you do this to us in the chat city lights no brain gamer blue mountain otter brookie powerful pair r2 moving fortress jaffa green eggs and bacon um hannah midnight's dawn thank you for the two subs and mayors thank you for the sub uh gabe yeah gabe newell you've been joining comic con so far you know what the value comic con so far it's tough at first you know it's like all right so i'm wearing a wretched shirt so i'm kind of like nervous sitting around you right now i'm not gonna die oh okay red shirts are star trek characters who die frequently thank you either yeah no i hope not i love that intro i hope you don't die yeah i hope you don't die either i take that as a plus that is the small talk that we're gonna go back to when things go back to normal we're all gonna be bad at it alex is a very classical styled geek he knows what he is and he's proud of it i like him so what are you into swimming into everything nice that's really hard to follow up to only into everything oh that's awesome i love everything too you like music yep what's your favorite band i just like all the music it's so hard to make a conversation out of it oh my god the ears are moving you know it's like i'm sort of trying to take it as i go go on alex i work in the health education has anyone here done speed dating and if so what is it like i imagine it must be strange i it must be a strange experience okay help that teacher putting condoms on banana you have max it's true that's true yeah i forgot about that just like that it's always fun it always you know shocks people when you pull the banana out but hey wait what was she saying what's the weirdest museum you've been to the sex museum doesn't have to match mine but it you know wouldn't hurt if we match a little bit i love the curvy shirt thank you do you have questionnaires innocent dirty humor i like that she had a uh you know you know sexually funny kirby shirt on uh but i want you inside maybe uh video games yeah have you played journey oh my gosh so he seemed really interested in what i do um and he was really nice i was very fun talking with her you know i felt very comfortable with her alex is doing all right he seems social uh idris oh you know who i am of course okay let me like make some notes i'm like they know each other's characters and they they even did a normal high five oh my god that batman in the background was [ __ ] terrifying [Laughter] what's the difference between you and me i'm wearing hockey pads i love them this just looks so scary i love it i hope he's in another episode the bad boy attitude got it that's sort of a that's like catnip for women isn't it yeah a little bit yeah she's looking for a bad boy uh you know so far some of the girls are great so what are you into batman that maybe i'm batman oh i have got the perfect batman for you he's just sitting in the background great costume though how long did thank you he was a huge fan of batman and harley so that always gets me oh she's harley i didn't even realize and sit down sci-fi speed dating scoreboard wait so they're scoring each person is that the sheets they're drawing on yes there's three minutes i know you're not used to going that long but it's okay you've been keeping track this guy's going to mutinate like he's their current leader but i can sense discontent among the group scorecards yes when i'm done talking you're going to find the pieces of paper that correlate to the people that you liked if you like number five you'll find number five's page it'll say number five on it right if you didn't like somebody don't write anything down okay fair warning some of you are going to get known numbers it happens i apologize in advance this better not happen for you all right write your stuff down go my heart's gonna be [ __ ] broken like honestly i like so many of them i like the girl with come on out like a shirt i like the girl only uh starts screaming too that's like the one that was dressed up as harley who knows that the ones i like are the ones that everyone likes of course so i'm gonna go put my name and number down soon alex please don't do this to me look for steven all right ladies this is what we call the perfect match this is a chance for you guys and gals oh this is so much pressure i don't i need him to find someone like i can't explain how much i need this to happen uh peacemaker christian important uh big red seraphi backdoor buddha uh iberian flame flamboy and loli thank you zwell to get three minutes with somebody that liked you that you liked back okay it's hard to know if i've left an impression on the one that you'd like you know it's certainly one step it's a tough thing ladies do you have your perfect match in sight [Music] okay what do they drag and their hormonal signals you need to run to him as fast as possible right now go oh no come on please no please if you do not have a perfect match it's okay quickly quickly yes yes i'm actually alex oh yes i'm so happy oh i was so worried for a second i'm so happy congratulations that's really something cool in this thing right here take this time and they seem like they really like each other this weekend how old are you as well i'm 24. 25. nice good there's like one 32 year old that still lives with his mom i was like no i kind of live with my folks still yeah but i don't know i feel like in my 20s it's okay because especially the economy sucks so uh we'll have some time after this uh yeah sure um but i've got a little bit of time right now if you want to keep chatting we could walk around uh you know yeah you gotta they can walk you back to your booth as well cool thanks i mean it's like you can do it yourself of course but you're like you know if you want to enjoy the company but like for some reason this is adorable like i don't know on the take me out ones the daily show you're watching the irish one they'd be like yeah that's the sh shifters and then they go to shifters and they're just sitting there awkwardly like uh you're a bit of crack uh great yeah you're a bit of crack too and it's just awkward like they seem like they have like a bit of chemistry going i'm hopeful i like her and i you know she kind of picked me so i'm excited about that i'm so happy i was literally devastated like i actually was devastated when no one was coming over good grammar and spelling are important ah sure yeah good grammar go spend a good bit of crack all right come on let's continue on with the rest of the episode shall we we still oh we're still focusing on them come on okay be married with five kids in the suburbs so yeah what happened after speed dating was that after talking to kate basically on camera uh cameras were off and we walked away and what happened was that basically uh she told me after about a minute no that she just wanted to be friends so basically nothing ever happened of course i understand but it was kind of depressing you know it's me i guess that's my life no stephen i'm actually devastated pretty bad but the rest of the card was great i got to meet basically uh bill willingham who did who writes for fables it was awesome all right well at least he got back i said this awesome piece of art that was free you know i'm so upset i'm actually so upset are you [Music] like what they say contact me this was a long time ago i hope he's found his his geek okay [Music] oh this was too raw that was too wrong no don't come up with your [ __ ] company local now is not the time [Laughter] god damn it why did it have to be a sad ending i really had high hopes for that we were moving on to casey and now so i think how it works is it's the same it's the same instance that we just watched but now it focuses on someone else and it goes through different people oh max god damn it why did you do this to us uh lonnie as i meant to unrepent uh alexandra with a potterhead a wild a wild whampert blind bindus effie and navi thank you very much as well all right let's go episode two this is gonna be happy single yes guys girls casey is wearing very little i really want to find love where so why didn't you pick alex just as much as i was getting a bit of annoying i'm actually really excited to see the reaction we get from the guys here at speeding over i think they're going to go for it i don't know if there's anybody that i really have connected with anywhere you want real live come on waiting to talk to you real quick women what what the host is so gross yeah why is it a trend huh navi thanks for the gifted song and dr blaine see thank you for the bits too all right this is going to be good we got this hi kermit the frog here welcome to geek love yay i love dicks it's going to be bad every time i feel like that's his only impression he's going to keep pulling it i out like to find some geek love that would be nice i forgot lollipop chainsaw was a game remember that game when did it come out like 2010 or something i never actually played it should i add that to my list i don't know what it's about shares the same things that you do i don't think it's hard for geeks and nerds to find love i think it's hard for geeks nerds to find places to meet to fall in love there you go [Music] why do they speed up just to like one second he took taking a step girls are why wouldn't they be single yeah he has to go through it's like his sense of honor he has to go through like are you single though because if you're not you shouldn't be here it's just so weird he's just super fast not only can he do a great karma impression he can move at the speed of light he's really a game geek since i was about two years old [Music] lollipop chainsaw oh that's that's the game i used to be babysat by my grandmother and she had a nes the game looks weird is it just to beat him up or why play the legend of zelda so i started gaming back then and i just kind of never stopped pauldrons they're pretty uh fantastic when you're trying to walk indoors being a geek makes it tough to find is she like a good proper into cosplay i've whenever i see costumes like this like i've been to a few gaming conventions and it's just like how much time goes into this it must be like literally a year of of building because a lot of geeky guys are either intimidating how old is this show i think it's 2013 it was based so i guess the game came out about there to prove i'm a geek so that makes it kind of tough to find somebody oh that was awful the squeak and the boyfriend don't really date so much i have found love before but it wasn't reciprocated oh at this point i really want to find love where somebody loves you you've got this just as much as i love casey neistat oh that squeak though okay i i reckon she's a good chance right i love nerds to meet one another i think one of the big reasons sci-fi so successful is people are starting to realize that it's not a joke are we all so close steven now we consistently turn away hundreds if not thousands of people [Music] i am nervous but i'm excited at the same time okay now the dates are three minutes long every three minutes the guys will stand up and cycle come on you will have a score card i'm just bracing myself pen use it to keep track of the people you like it's hard to say what the person sitting across from me at speed dating will see as my best quality especially because i'm going to be in costume hopefully it's not like my cleavage or something awkward like that go talk to stephen well i know they're all stephen go talk to alex right gentlemen if you're here just to get laid please leave ladies if you're here just to get laid take your pick i think casey ann is a geek i feel like this guy's doing this show for him it's like a launch pad for his career on irish take me out he's gunning for their position jesus oh there's alex alex is gonna be like the fan favorite isn't he three there's batman he's the new fan favorite this must be so awkward speed day the thing is i think it would be a bit less awkward if it weren't so like like they're just in an empty room obviously because it's a con you got some posters up and some sheets down like if it was in like a more warm atmosphere it might not be as awkward but they're just sitting there no table just fold out stones waiting to talk to you i want us to hear from batman one of thirty oh professionally [Music] i'm a lawyer wow casey no i don't think they have chemistry can we make this speed dating if it's speedier this is over this it might be jitters the first one is catching her off guard it's all right we're fine 29 to go i love it too casey lollipop chainsaw but she's wearing very little and hopefully she will reveal a lot of herself what oh my god he's actually worse than rey for [ __ ] sake i didn't think it was possible but he's actually worse than rey how is that humanly possible he's done it so oh there's batman again why is he always pulling the weird faces oh what would you say is your favorite game oh no [Music] yay me too so far oh no this is so intense this is so intense all right oh it's just eye contact and chewing i'm gonna do that as my next stream the title's literally going to be eye contact and chewing and just chewing gum yeah the whole time it's been fun nobody has asked me yet if i've actually played this video game so that's a good sign zombie lollipop chainsaw yeah there you go you got it did you play that of course i did wait hold on hold on hold on i got it i got it lollipop chainsaw yeah you got it did you play that of course i did i've been meeting some nice people i don't know if there's anybody that i really have connected with or anything though so i don't know who i would pick do you know who i am if i was gonna guess i would say your mortal kombat yes good job [Music] it works way too well oh no boyfriend behind you it kind of works so come on casey guy who was very physically fit you know very pumped iron looking good looking guy oh no this dude he keeps doing his impressions and he's already on our bad side but now he keeps forcing his impressions us what's his name i don't know what his name is this is hard vertex that you're in a bits let's just never make that specific chewing sound ever again patriarch thank you for the sub decks scoby back door thank you very much folks for the support superhero the schwarzenegger style you know and um he seemed like he was completely unfazed by her looks his eyes were always looking at the eyes he was never he's all zombie games well which true love of surprise video games is actually zelda so there's about two so i haven't played any of like the new ones on the new like the wii system do you not have a wii do not have a way let's not talk about my back of the week pleasure meeting you twice 22 and you're 24. i'm wondering if i should just take a chance and write something down or not because i'm afraid so unless i know that i'm super sure i'm just hesitant so how does it work is it hmm i'm trying to figure out how the sheets work i want to know how well batman did we all do we all do thank you so much for the followers as well folks i appreciate it so they're they're scores they're matching the scores okay so say they matched each other on their their cards and they're like yep me like it's just like a paper tinder and then i guess this host here kermit wants to match them up and be like okay you both match take this sheet and then at the end they go to the people sitting down if they want to i think that's it it's basically like paper tinder okay thank you max resident expert all right ladies go to that table gentlemen you will stand up and go to that table hopefully okay you've been keeping track of the people you liked on your scorecards of the people that you liked you will write the number on your chest your first name and either your cell phone or your email address nothing else the perfect match is just a chance to get three more minutes with somebody that you liked that liked you back i think the perfect match is kind of a huge moment because like could you say this in an impression please you're losing my interest we're seeing the start of a forever relationship okay ladies head over there real quick and grab the papers of yours if you're 11 you grab 11. i hope you all look for paige okay so yeah it had her number on it puts it down the table everyone who's going through all the sheets goes yeah 11 and then just writes the name and number i guess okay you need to run to him as fast as possible right now go oh they found their match they seem to have chemistry you're telling me about your archaeology yeah that's what i'd like to do ideally but i know that that's kind of difficult to break into but like are you studying into that right now yep i'm studying they seem to have a bit of chemistry specific courses before i graduate i like that like you're studying archaeology like i wouldn't suspect that you know yeah they caught me off guard i'm gonna go to the costume contest tonight yeah i'll join you because i was gonna do that too at 6 30 right yeah i'm next for our date we're going to go to the costume contest oh isn't that nice seems like it could be a good fit and i'm hoping that it goes well tonight i love your iphone thank you so much wait what i love your iphone thank you so much i i thought he said i love you but i think someone else i couldn't quite catch it i was like oh no it's going so well i don't know what did he say i don't think it was i love you i love your outfit or something i was thinking maybe like that yeah maybe i don't know i don't think he said i love you he said i love something eye color it could have been eye color lollipop outfit it could have been i love your batman costume yeah that was what he said why did she had apparently she was saying earlier that in the game that the character goes around with her boyfriend's head or something like that i did boyfriend i would assume unless he's somehow alive at lottie aunt megan hazel uh benuta meretrax thank you as well appreciate it i have high hopes for this couple thank you so much for the follows as well everyone how's everything good oh my gosh it's such a soft spoken voice out of that costume [Applause] oh they're even going up together oh they did a little thing together that's great oh yeah i love it you did really good on this like you mean i love this outfit he bought the same fake beard put it on here and here it's great i love it i need to get on your level like i am so off that they put in so much effort into their costumes oh my god they're even doing just dance we played just dance um he actually managed to get me on the stage dancing which is a pretty difficult feat because i am the best dancer ever as i'm sure i think they're great together [Music] my first date was actually pretty cool like oh he's delighted to be like this but it was really nice i i like her so much like i would like to like maybe see if we could go on another one eyes not lovely you know have you ever played that before okay then you did awesome i haven't been on too many dates ever but this oh my god slenderman looking right into the camera he's just steering this is great i just hope episode three is about batman because that's what we're all interested in we danced we did costuming stuff so super nerdy and just about everything that i like the hate is so creepy i look at him yes he's so annoying walking around with the sword um so after speed dating alex and i did keep in touch through facebook he has actually gone on to um find someone though he's in a relationship and not with me and that's okay and i'm super excited for him okay and i honestly have no doubt that i'll find someone yes i'm definitely yes queen dating now and i kind of let go of the idea that a date is necessarily an indicator that you're going to be in a relationship like dating can just be fun you know what maybe it's overall still a good thing she seems like just happy forum and all this and also maybe it's like a learning experience you know with comic-con so i will be back next year and who knows maybe i will do speed dating again we'll see what the future holds there you go what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all that right are we on to episode three where is it's it's britney now this is a new character i don't think we've seen britney in the background of anything i just want to see batman unless that is batman that would be a hell of a blood twist i'd be so happy luna thank you very much for the tip here coming dog thank you for the sub lottie thank you as well oh thank you as well uh megan said a brave please come back i'll never complain again you see sometimes you're better off with the devil you know rather than the devil you don't know all right time for steve three noon oh it's a harry potter nerd at least i'll get the references now she's a video game geek these are the only friends i have in new york city it's very hard to meet people that you have common interests with i love video games particularly bioware [Music] bioware what do bioware do again is that destiny uh why am i blanking all right less of the whole sci-fi speeding more romance successful we had a couple that met at our very first session they just got married this is the place to come they got married you need somebody's special at comic-con mass effect is it anthem organization let's stick to mass effect geeks over 18 yes single yes looking for guys or girls guys does he do this every time i didn't even give her a quote this time what city is this it looks cool is it what is this what city this tell me i is it cork i think like this building would be the tallest building in ireland if this was car it's new york okay i'd be bad at geogester right now doing a bit of a let's play i am 22 years old and during the day i am a kindergarten teacher and at night i am a nerd here is dragon age one of my favorite games oh this is why britney likes because i really love bioware i've been playing since i was three years old i also find myself into the geek fandoms a lot i have my harry potter ones i have hermione's one who's my favorite character from harry potter and we also have my own wand this isn't looking good like i have one of these ones i'm not happy right now it was a gift all right but still oh no the cameraman is now dead star wars this little guy is my jaw you know i'm really looking for um intelligent nerd uh i also built my should depict alex because if you're a gamer you have to have your own beast of a gaming machine i have you know 16 gigs of ram 3.4 cpu my video it sounds like you know when you watch shows like the big bang and they're like let's just say like ram and gigahertz then it'll be nerdy i like it i and the guy that i'm gonna be with brady knows a lot more about her computer than i know about mine i've only had one serious long-term relationship but we were high school sweethearts and we just weren't meant for each other and as a romantic at heart i knew that wasn't what i was looking for and i'm really looking for my soulmate how old is this i haven't found anyone that i really want to go on a date with so i've been a data a long time what would give you an orgasm a nerdgasm uh why don't you call it silence do you have any deal breakers they have to play video games is that honestly your deal breaker it is that's a serious problem i'm trying to find someone who's the same passions as i do so when we're 70 years old sitting in our rocking chairs and we're all farts that we can talk about the newest comic or the latest shenanigans that's come out on the xbox 20. it is good oh god if only you knew what route they went with the consoles if only they did go like xbox one two three four and all the way up to twenty dating i'm trying to find uh go on britney what room for brittany all the contestants have been great the only one we don't like so far is the host really sexy um wait what was that besides everything fyi not a good comic book one is i'm a nerd you're a nerd i don't know what comic you're talking about did i mention a comic i don't know comic-con it's awesome bring us ray this is above his pay grade the kindergarten teacher i'm just going to go with the flow today you know i'm excited i'm just going to see what happens gentlemen do not start talking thank you to chubby for joining the stream you'll scare them so we've got brittany she's a video game geek she's a teacher she's beautiful she seems really nice the guys are going to be all over all right guys everybody ready yeah just waiting for him to say something awful oh there it is i was like why is he not saying anything awful or cringey yet right there he got it in there somewhere good oof job i went to the show sloths once upon a time hi so i guess i'll give you a rundown of myself okay i love video games particularly bioware like the shows once upon a time lost doctor who like anime i'm a teacher he's confused a lot of the shows once upon a time lost oh no i think she's got the wrong strategy here he said what yeah i think he just said why i think she's kind of got the um you know kind of talking at ya kind of thing i think she's just trying to get it all out there like it's it's speed dating so i get it you know but i'm thinking maybe as we go in a few we'll be fine doctor who i just love talking to fellow nerds i love video games quickly bioware comic books marvel you can do it brittany come on i love the show it's once upon a time doctor who you know the guys in this are already nervous so when you get a girl that right off the bat she's wide open she's in close that might have scared some of the guys off speed dating like two skinnier nerds i don't know why um but that's my cup of tea all right so i'll go through the rundown i love video games particularly bioware anime dragon ball z tenshi muyo i'm a teacher and uh you know harry potter star wars ordering finally someone who appreciates how fast she's speedrunning this he's 14. no 14 is like the number they're on 14 out of 13. okay galactic uh firefly that kind of stuff but i work in addiction medicine jesus speeds brother she really is that's awesome you like really helping people i do yeah there you go i wish i could have talked a little bit more but i guess that's why it's called speed dating it is indeed but you're doing well on time hi number one how are you oh my god this is number one you're number 30. well i'll give you the rundown i work in the defense industry as a software engineer that's awesome huge fan of video games i played all the mass effect games i love video games bioware particularly i'm a teacher stephen number 14. once upon a time i think that's the one and comic books where is batman i think we are all asking ourselves that where is batman i love marvel oh that's awesome yeah well it was a pleasure meeting you i thought she was attractive how long did they have three minutes she got a great job you know she was very outgoing and direct to the point and i like that if she doesn't pick me i'm not going to be upset but if she does pick me hey that's awesome good how are you oh god what is this character you're an anime character right no i mean you know it's funny because i feel like nothing that isn't one thing you don't readily recognize is it video game no it's it's ariel game it's it's me it's who it's who i am all right so what do you do come on now come on like you're dressed like that and you're offended that someone thinks it's a costume like you just say no no i just have a quirky style you don't have to get defensive over it like flowers oh he was extremely defensive she didn't just went down you know what why don't we just sit here in silence for a few minutes stand up and go to that table and touch nothing all right here we go go to that table and touch nothing and then refocus on me that's what he wants he wants all the focus on him and that's him for example if you like number five it's going to i felt a little something with several people so i'm interested to see where it goes how much did she say did she say seven people no i need to get your papers go to some of them your perfect match right now go oh no oh god basement cool thank you so much for the 10 subs that's very very kindly andy lord gk uh marisa thank you as well um yeah i i was thinking about doing kind of a catch-up video soon yeah i've not done one in a while um you see your bob's uh laughter rosie luna thank you very much and uh basement thank you so much for the 10 again 1 or 14. i think it's going to be 14. they seem to have a connection you know based on the five seconds i saw them talking what number one i'm britney i thought it was 14. yeah i just moved into a new place i bought a condo so i've been so busy like trying to unpack everything oh i moved to like a couple months ago i'm not upset a lot so i don't mind traveling you know when he first came in he was one of the ones that i really was like attractive i'm happy for them look at them look how upfront they are this is great i got my heart beating a little bit i'm happy she was very direct with me she was like i like this this this and i'm like oh yeah i like some of that stuff too nice i'm kidding i'm happy for them okay jesus these are flying but please let them be an actual couple after this i can't handle that we decided to just be friends anymore the next day a little nervous a little excited yes they're meeting up oh hey what's going on nice to see you i see it yeah so you ready to shoot some storm troopers yeah we're going to this what are they doing troopers treated troop you can't beat that right i know it's really powerful hopes lifelong dream right i know i'm a little nervous you know i think it's gonna be a good time thank you all right i like it it's all kids in the line i love that have the confidence to do what you want to do you get your pictures you move i have to go with the camera too i could possibly be my best friend and a romantic interest in but this is the guy hi nice to meet you who's this picture sure have a seat oh picture okay i thought they were getting tattoos and i was like jesus that's a bit soon yeah worried sci-fi or fantasy movie i really liked the fountain i don't know if you could consider i love the fountain it was so good i'm so out of my depth here i don't know any of these you see like most people i talk to they're either like this is amazing or they hate it we just compliment each other because we're both nerdy and i'm liking those are the same things this is going well i'm pretty simple girl like my favorite food's like a grilled cheese sandwich but i like that she's driven she seems very confident i could totally see something blossoming between us i have a good feeling about this i do too the geek love experience you know i think it's very creative and it helped me find the geek are you hungry i'm kind of hungry you want to get them to eat yeah i could definitely get something to eat they must be at this point like let's just leave this camera thing like it must be making it a bit hard to get to know each other when this guy's following him around like all the time good yeah definitely well spiderman i think they made it hi come on this is my update and what's been going on with luke and i um you know we've gone on several dates yeah we went to see a movie it's a nice wine and we had a lot of fun geek glove was a great experience yes definitely affected my love life i'm looking forward to seeing him again thanks bye happy ending finally jesus i just do wow i wish alex got one too he deserved i wish they all did but you know alex just he just you know he got me so invested in his story gator boy thank you so much for the five subs that is the oil uh vorti i didn't hear it thank you very much as well bunky call me majestic trash and froggy thank you as well sorla thank you as well all right shall we move on episode four everything in life is a negotiation when you cross the street is the negotiation getting you they go really quick no there isn't just me oh hello kip i only saw you there sorry how are you doing man geek jimmy looked like what i would expect jimmy olsen of 2012 to look like i'm always hoping that i'm gonna know my dreams [Music] who's jimmy olsen can someone fill me in is it batman superman's friend wait why would you want to be superman's friend does he become a superman or just is he like a sidekick or just oh he's a jealous jimmy he's just a reporter he said okay fair enough uh it's okay okay it came again i said thank you very much for the five subs i'm sorry i'm messing up your name but thank you very much for that uh andrei charge luna cam thank you as well [Music] thank you for that is it it camexycon thank you very much and moran thanks for the hate as well please show more batman dating normal people sucks so you got to find the people in your world you have to find your inner geek and i helped her bring her geek out over what costumes were they wearing guys or girls or cheerleaders all right over 18 yes single yes guys girls ladies ladies impressive mr olsen oh no oh no oh no it's like it's bad when you start you start wishing rey was hosting the show you know and i'm a huge superhero geek i've got this little miniature tom welling from smallville superman figure that i'm working on uh it's got the full costume and i got the weight he made it somewhere and i've actually created uh you know full cape that i'm hopefully going to attach oh my god there's something creepy about the body parts of superman lying just disjointed all over the place though i'm really interested in superman and the mythology of that character and the movies and the comics and pretty much anything relating to the man of steel i've even got a superman tattoo oh my god he's even got a tattoo i don't think i could ever get that invested with anything like i i debated getting a tattoo at one point but i was like what would i even get i don't know i was like it would be kind of cool to get something to do with like videos just streaming and stuff because it's been a big part of my life but like what would i get get youtube written across me a corporate logo fantastic when i was a this tattoo is kind of source it would definitely age well it aged like a fine milk as a young kid that's when i started getting into the arts and just drawing and painting and i think it was because i was interested in drawing superman i would just draw the character over and over again while i was watching these movies art kind of came from so quick for the character so this is me as jimmy olsen every time i go to a convention i dress up as jimmy olsen oh gee chief what is that jimmy i was in a serious relationship for a couple years uh it was really great it meant a lot to me but the breakup was so it was just a complicated mess and it just really kind of caused me not to want to trust anybody so okay hoping to be dating jimmy to be something worthwhile oh that's actually his real name as well because i was about to say i can't remember his name i'm just going to call him jimmy bunky certainly someone who's a little bit witty who's into my artwork it'd be fun to meet someone who's maybe creatively inclined i guess is what i'm trying to say so you think you're gonna find the female version of you female version of me at comic con you know maybe that's what i'm looking for good luck i like it super steve it's all i get right it's good he was drawing him as they talked he's so quick what the hell every geek's a geek get hired and you always find something to love about each other sometimes it can be a little tough to find people that are into the exact same things but by and large it's not too tough to find somebody who at least gets it that joker's creepy okay come on jimmy let's go here we go i'm following you man wait my expectations hey why is he pushing him ahead of him the dating session i'm always hoping that i'm going to meet the woman of my dreams yes guys come on jimmy filing in get comfortable jimmy looked like personified what i would expect jimmy olsen of 2012 to look like you know he's a moderator everybody else is getting modernized the background characters aren't alfred is still a butler lois lane is still a [ __ ] first of all thank you all for coming out okay without you guys i would actually try to come to this kitchen i want to see what they laughed at but at the same time i don't want to repeat anything this guy says he's so obnoxious keep it anonymous okay all of you have a number on your chest go buy that keep track of the people you liked if you liked number five write down number five a little tidbit about them so you can remember them okay ladies i'm gonna ask you to please take a seat facing me thank you gentlemen please have a seat in front of any lady you choose it doesn't matter you'll have to talk talk i'm gonna say something awful again i hope that the girl's interested in superman that'll make her break everything is he gonna everybody your date starts in three two one and speed date hi i like yours thank you are you superman more of a batman fan what are you into big superman fan do you know who jimmy olsen is you don't know who jimmy olsen is oh jay you're just strikeouts if you don't know who i am you know i feel then i feel just like lost in a void i don't think you need to rely on the being you know recognized for who you are dressing as like you could be like oh it's like a reporter in superman i think he's a cool character and then just move on you know nice to meet you so okay it's number five do you know jimmy olsen okay do you know who that is you don't know no take a wild guess he's somebody's no don't make them guess don't put them on the spot just say it super hero's good friend he wears a red cape he's really strong he's committing too much to this he's like you don't know who i'm dressed as i'm the cop who was in the background of the die-hard movie at 26 minutes 14 seconds how could you not know who i am it's just a really specific character and he's just committing to the point of like you must guess who i am i know it's not meant from a bad place but he needs to just give up on his character what the hell is that what the hell is going on really it's a joke this is all it's got to be a joke you don't know who jimmy olsen is right yeah i know who superman is you know lois lane oh so the other guy the one that no one ever talks about oh no hi how are you it's nice to meet you you know who i am do you know jimmy olsen you do you're the best for town forever [Music] favorite comic book movie i have to say the original superman yes are you saying that just because no he's she was quoting superman she was pretty cool she seemed genuinely interested i'm two two two like the number for you yes for me yes are you joking oh i see what you do what's your number oh no he got really confused and to be fair if no one said it like oh this is my number then maybe he just forgot i think he got really confused there verb and vivian thank you for the sub as well very kind i'm 20 so yeah i hope you're all right feel better soon like a doctor who fan because when she said whovian i started thinking about those those people in the grinch what are they called you know they're down in whoville so i guess i'm wrong am i all right i'm going to play the video before you all start giving me [ __ ] no yeah [Music] am i right oh my god i'm right this is the first time i've ever been right great if they're super hot and they hate superman that's something i'm willing to live with really i'm really willing to live with that because you can always train your doggy tricks what about you've all been keeping track of who you liked on your score cards right you're going to find the page on a farm why did you write that down you will write your first name yeah he's been a bit shallow there wasn't he and either your cell phone number or your email address all right oh my goodness run two three go so we get to the end of the session and jimmy he's going through he's got a lot of girls that are interested in him give me that number two goodness man i'm molly written my game down on one so far uh there's another one or two that i'm considering but i'm really torn so i think he only wrote it down on the one he was number two when he got confused you know like oh what do you mean you're number two figure that out the next 20 seconds people be creative number two really i'm gonna put a smile on my face next to mine kind of help i think he's got this he's just got to make a call oh god the wait was it number two how many names did they have they got a lot of blurring here that's a lot of names dude it's like everyone it's gonna help i think he's got this he's just got to make a call i was a little bit picky the numbers i wrote down were 2 and 12. one was really tall and cute and the other one i think had red hair and was into this is called the perfect match game okay what happens if they match with two like if they paper tinder two people and they both come to sit down do you just go oh there's a shortage of chairs you can't you can't sit here you guys do not like him when did it flip was it the shallow comments thing is if he said it like oh if we get along well then and but they don't have an interest that's fine but he went right for that oh if they're hot but they don't like what i like that's fine that's all he said i'm getting the sense that jimmy's a little nervous what this boils down to is you're going to look at georgia the first one that gets to the chairs what did he say about dogs what i missed that parrot what did he say um i i don't know what he said sorry i have a bit lost here on the dog what do you say with dogs look out in the crowd find somebody who were a perfect man wait what's it hold on hold on i need wait what did he say i don't know i've completely missed this whenever this happened no the lowest lane comment was by the other dude wasn't it i don't know get to them as fast as you can he could train oh okay i get what you're saying now okay i missed that now i get you i don't think anyone's going to come over are they oh wait oh no oh it was literally the chair next to him so jimmy even the camera the camera work is top-notch the way they're like looking at it from like his profile and then you're seeing them in the background walking towards and they sit down but they're still out of focus that [ __ ] camera work was like oscar winning oh perfect jesus how did nobody like jimmy what the hell is that why are you saying that on a microphone [Music] i had a lot of names i actually don't see either of the two girls that i wrote down on my sheets so i got a lot of names i got a lot of names this guy jimmy's got a lot working for him and he knows what he just shows up every now and again to give him support that left him his stuff i'm wishing him luck oh wait experience so even if they don't get to go on the little speed date the second day they still have the sheet with all the numbers and emails and stuff okay beyond comic-con my plans for love you know just let that be spontaneous you know if something works out and i find something you know that's great but we'll see does the cameraman just follow them around regardless if they got a date or not for the entire day cause he was just sitting there alone and the cameraman's still with him and like it's night time now i've never been in a situation where i've gotten to talk with and interact and flirt with as many girls as i did in speed dating sessions so it was a lot of fun i guess i just didn't feel any love connections but you know i would really enjoy to be to have somebody in my life that i could take out and be romantic with because in my core i feel like i'm a romantic i needed something to come along to me electrifying me and you know knock me out jesus origin story this is how it happened needed to be worked into my life i need this because if i if i can't have that then you know then i don't know the the ending ones are a bit intimate aren't they they just feel so personal [Music] [Applause] all right what do we got well we do one more i don't suppose there's batman is there that the ancinator i'm really intrigued in this one um i'm gonna open that but i want uh is batman here why why why is there no episode on batman they missed the opportunity you go into order should i i suppose yeah we can come back that can be our prize all right we got we got episode five coming up they're not that long so it's good i don't know what it is but wait what was episode 8 called i'm not sure she's here at sci-fi speed dating dress says you think i'm addicted william stop oh man i never thought we'd be asking for ray back my biggest challenge with dating is finding someone a click do you see marvel i don't know that's a really hard question just say dc you'll be good oh no didn't like that where is batman like he's gonna be in some episode right [Music] uh juvenile thank you for the bits uh ginger kimberly you just stopped julia thank you for the sub danny thank you for the sub a tattoo of turing's nose thank you for the tip as well paul bellow i'm [Music] one geek is awesome but two together can conquer the world wow that was intense it's really difficult here i think the comic cod crowd understands that it's what's inside that counts look at us we're just saying people glasses are sexy come on exactly [Music] hey yeah over 18 single looking for guys girls guys over 18 yeah single yes guys girls or cats awesome guys awesome guys the host is just oh i'm nydia i'm 28 years old i'm a geek and i'm looking for love i'm a bumblebee i've been mario oh my god so many outfits come on it has more outfits than i do this is miss kitty and she likes to wear costumes in the castle for two and a half years we broke up and i had trust issues with him it's been a hard long breakup for me and i'm just ready to get in the swing of things and date again go on yes queen why are you doing this to me the cat's [Music] oh when's dan's toad impression when you need him [Music] thank you for the follows as well folks appreciate it go get the other side i'm trying to okay have you been on any dates recently my love life is pretty non-existent all my friends are engaged what a game though right now or i have boyfriends so i'm the only single one out of the bunch yeah yeah you know i would like a guy who dressed up i think that would be awesome because you know i look for any excuse to wear costumes i'm wondering if we're gonna get like guest appearances i'm a gamer i have the wii the ultimate gamer console um it's better than candy crush i suppose um what was it what was i gonna say i can't remember i was too busy gatekeeping gaming i'll move on i can't remember what i was gonna say [Music] honestly the hot dog would be a great cosplay oh yeah the cameos yeah i want like guest appearances from the other contestants so like the i i want alex to show up in this episode you know i really want just batman in general as well [Music] i want to see batman [Applause] i think that the fans you get at new york comic con are all out cocked locked and ready to rock this is where the altar fans come out yeah the ultra altered and i can't wait for this to start you all have a number on your channel oh no poor niddya walked in the wrong way here i got a bit lost came over here and then went back there was a batman please come on card and a pen use this to keep track of the people liked if you liked number five you write number five down my biggest challenge with dating is finding someone at clifcraft finding someone who i think would like me just as much as i like him i hate his new race there are people who are into the same stuff you are nydia she's your dressed as chitara and wow it's able to begin in three two one go he ruins everything new ray how are you i love the costume very cool very different chun li awesome oh no are you really nervous oh no not good at talking to people oh no you guys are intimidated by me because i do have a lot of energy and i guess they can oh no intimidating slash annoyed by me at least he was honest pretty much okay what system do you have all of them okay what's one of your favorite games i can't tell you because like i love all games pc console oh no it's gonna be hard oh bless her though she was so sweet she's so nice to them what games do you like all of them are you in costume yes what are you where are you i'm on sit lord sith lord from star wars i know his soul just left his body it's like satan reaction oh it's so good that was just almost hostile like just what are you catwoman or some [ __ ] oh no miss chitara she seemed to enjoy the session she was kind of bubbly oh that was rough oh that wasn't good oh jesus welshman thank you for the bit sunny boy regular stuff uh what's up with the batman thing there's just we've seen a batman in the background and he looks epic and i want to see him in the show but so far no luck all over the shop thank you for the bits and the raven thank you for the sub as well uh if he and juvenile thank you for the bits uh try not to cringe challenge but it's all clips from kermit the whole sweater oh no it's impossible fun with it oh didn't seem to be into that many guys is that thundercats yes someone got someone got it cartoons actually bring back memories geez i watched scooby-doo until i'm 80. possible speck i think i have trouble finding love because i know exactly what i want hi number 12 thank you you too awesome what was that a thundercats tattoo attracted to guys with dark features and tattoos and piercings i'm going to dress up as him tomorrow so i dressed up so excited about that a big goomba she should have came to this event as the goomba that would have been amazing need like two spaces i think he seemed really sweet and cute how are you it is an interview isn't it so it's like name rank serial number give your resume and you know super off the feet right thank you 29. i don't think you meant to come across like a bit strange but he did that wasn't it creepy it was a little bit i don't think he meant it though you know i think it was just awkwardness more than like you know i i i think he was just trying to make conversation didn't come out right if you can't make it this is yeah that's what i mean i think he's just a bit like you know he was a bit awkward more than anything stand up go to that table touch nothing ladies stand up go to that table touch nothing hopefully the people you like like touch nothing if you forgot to do that you're screwed i hope i get a perfect someone likes his joke gentlemen if you write your name they all come off creepy some have been all right it's really obvious ladies if you write your name down more than 10 times holy [ __ ] you're tolerant [Music] all right ladies a little fake laugh okay maybe maybe she doesn't like his humor okay if i know a guy's name is jeff any costumes is darth vader i know everything i need to know to find him he's right there what okay i don't know what that joke was hurry up this is a competition i think you're it yeah oh wait she didn't girlfriend she was interested in and the guys are interested in her she had a few perfect matches she shows somebody that didn't seem like what she'd be new at all i'm trying to remember where we left off yeah i talked to so many people there you go everyone you see different strokes for different folks that was a plot twist to be honest depression maybe what what did he say it seemed really funny and sarcastic so we'll check it out and he has glasses so just turn on all right take a couple minutes chit chat maybe set up a date or something at the con okay guys if that wasn't being blocked so i'm going to be honest with you i didn't expect that [Music] let's connect right around the corner no i actually just left my email address it's easier to block through email not through the phone company oh the one thing i've learned out of this is that there's no rhyme or reason how people will be picked i see matches that make no sense also i don't know fireworks i don't know i don't know that's a bit of an oof like all right it was a bit awkward for the first day but he was really cool about it i really appreciated that he was such a good sport about it that is really i don't cool i think he was trying to play it cool and be funny i should buy you the sword it's for sale two booths down she needs to upgrade from like the broom handle after a while it did feel very natural okay if you want to meet up there i will be playing those free arcade games by the namco booth later on maybe it's humorous just really dry maybe i don't know i mean we gotta remember that we're only seeing like really clipped down um little clips i suppose so maybe like they're having the time of their lives outside of it it's just it seems a bit weird from the the show you know they do uh yeah we should they have like some classic numbers i see myself hanging out with him my geek love experience worked out well so far yeah i there was just something yeah else i don't know it's totally up for i think that's really exciting yeah what can we know really we've only seen a few clips all right i'm willing to do one more will we do one more um where is it episode six all right let's watch one more oh god quite quite the ad all right i'll just skip this i don't think we need this tactical lettuce ping pong red riot welshman sunny boy regular thank you very much she got everything working for her she's beautiful and she's sweet i can't wear underwear with my costume so go commando oh no a little bit too much information there it's really frustrating trying to find like my weight no oh did i skip the update i thought it was over sorry gang my brain is actually fried um i can go back right hold on oh wait there's just there was none i think that's really exciting oh there was just none okay maybe they'll be right in the comments what are you catwoman or or some [ __ ] thank god for that guy makes everyone else look amazing maybe that's why he's there it's just like i'm just doing my part trying to lower the bar for everyone you know no update she went missing shortly after jesus christ now we're consuming a lot aren't we just make up our own ending beautiful and she's sweet dungeon i wear underwear with my costume so go commando it's really frustrating trying to find like my perfect man what movie is this from what it what why can't she wear underwear i don't know she didn't explain [Music] daredevil okay [Music] there's a batman don't look for love it will find you there's a hot girl out there that wants you yeah there you go oh my god that outfit sci-fi speeding at new york comic-con i've still got a lot of matchmaking to do i don't plan on quitting anytime soon he speaks exactly like ray that's the thing it's like i'm not going to stop till i get each of these contestants a match they speak the exact same over 18 single guys or girls over 18 yes single guys or girls it's just like he has to say something you know he can't just go okay this is my room i'm really into movies i really like stallone my name is mary i am 24 years old and i want to meet a guy that's as cool as james bond sexy as stallone and as funny as bill murray i asked for a couple of combinations and my friend john drew me this picture instead because that's the closest i could get what the hell i've been watching star wars with my dad every saturday since i was really little my high school every saturday it's the sheep star wars every saturday is there enough star wars to watch every saturday music from she wants vin diesel yes i know how to speak ewok now from the sheet music this is elektra who i'm dressing as this is electric costume i based it off the comic books not the movie it's basically a sexy ninja costume i've got my sigh right here what are some ninja poses [Music] i'm almost completely ready for comic con i just still have to get tan hey hey girl how's it going do you need 10 for comic con gift oh thank you it's um tanning lotion it's really frustrating trying to find like my perfect man because every single one of my friends oh that looks so nasty and i've never been in a serious relationship are you looking for somebody who is into comics oh why does fake hand look so gross just someone cool that likes the same styles take forever i've never actually fallen in love i'm just sick of being single i'd like to find someone you're gonna look like snooky by the time i'm done it looks pretty realistic when it's on the skin by the looks of it there i don't know fanboys fangirls if you're it's fake i know it's not real if that's what you mean it was just such a big blob i thought it was more of a spray people used like i used fake 10 myself as you can tell from my my complexion but mine doesn't look like that it smells worse oh no i really don't want to smell it then i'm a little nervous that i won't meet the guy that uh likes to say movies and comic books that i'm into up against the wall come on up against the wall and spread them let's go who was this that'll be hard yes so [ __ ] weird get in here there's women i would hurry this is sci-fi i was going to say who put him in charge but this is definitely his own event isn't it he organized this himself the guys will stand up and move on to the next date where's you screw this up i'll cut parts of you off ah no one even laughed at that one there's a in the background and that was it so now we have mary who is um ultra nerd she's got everything working for her she's beautiful and she's sweet she's got this everybody else sit on down three two one go three i think you're oh my god they're jumping in tell me i'm alexa i don't know that sorry okay oh my god he's freaking out he's freaking out that's not as big as i should all right thinking of something awesome to ask you um were you a pirate or something oh no he's back at least he wasn't this hostile this time i can see he's trying he's trying to come up with an excuse to swear he's trying to swear here thank you so much for the follows everyone i appreciate that thank you from daredevil why are you so hostile have you read the comics no but the movie was awful so i didn't read anything else the last guy seemed kind of douchey are you a big comic book oh okay it just killed him inside for some reason i have a lightsaber i think everyone likes star wars i've never met very many daredevil fans but that would be pretty cool my favorite come on comic it was frank miller's daredevil my first comic was 180 uh oh no the time lapse isn't good i thought this was good because like he immediately said my favorite comic is daredevil and that seems to be a good sign here if they like the same thing if that's their favorite thing it's good record so far on that but then the time lapse style it it they're trying to make it seem like he's talking for hours even though it's three minutes you know like you know you know what i mean the bullseye uh the one where it resurrected and ended the book that was the way the creator man like this is probably like like a minute but they're making it seem like it's like hours they did this guy dirty oh no the biggest challenge with dating is i'm oh so this is awesome oh thank you but it's worth because like i do kids charities and stuff like that like first thing i did was go to a cancer board and give away some action figures installed around the shop what else do you do cosplay i like video games that really looks like the doctor who dude from earlier sorry the guy from the grinch from earlier is that the same person on my bed awesome i really like that he works with charities i also used to do a lot of philanthropy work i still do so i'm really interested in that i think it's really great there you go tell me about yourself though um i really like comic books i like horror movies i love suspirio this tattoo is from louise suspiria oh there's the coven of witches i'd be so out of my depth because when they're talking about stuff i'm just like i don't know what's happening i'm too boomer for this meg how's it going work as a mechanical engineer mostly into uh comic books and i also like horror movies that are based in lovecraft i don't know too much about him i just know i like his stuff why election because she's a badass you know what i i shouldn't have even asked there you finally this is like people who have chemistry it feels like just genuine like banter you know and alexa is kind of an heiress man she parties hard the last guy seemed cool the beard is cool i don't know he seemed to like me a little bit ladies stand up come on table touch nothing then you can i like how me and all of you in the chat well a lot of you in the chat are like that's it they're perfect for like four seconds of talking we've just decided hopefully you've been keeping track of the people you liked on your scorecards you're gonna find the pieces of paper it's just so weird that they have to race to the chairs like some bizarre game of musical chairs of the person that you liked you were right the number on your chest oh this show is so watchable too many guys um there was only one that really stood out to me all right ladies i need you to find the people that you like that liked you back it's a perfect match you need to move a lot of people don't really understand they just take their time yes but the few girls did get it no no hi danny nice to meet you oh they were nice yeah they were nice thank you for running that was awesome i was thinking of that earlier i was like if you really wanted to talk to the person should you actually like make an effort to go faster or would you seem like a bit desperate if you ran but i i'm glad he was like yes that's cool that you ran you were so eager to talk to me i was a bit worried that it might come across as desperate but i think she did it well that was good i want a stormtrooper later for the con i'm going to the 10-year anniversary firefly event over at the ign theater so we want to go talk about uh yeah maybe line up for it yeah let's go to the lineup they're already leaving well i say that everyone else in the room is gone it was just an odd cut i guess [Music] that one guy would say wow you ran over your fast you excited or some [ __ ] i can totally picture that oh dear motley shell juvenile thank you very much the firefly event was already at capacity jet cold thank you very cold i feel very bad for suggesting this on the highline was the place that danny chose for our date oh no it's too cold just go in ah nice view it's too cold go in yeah it's not like you can even get her his jacket because it's [ __ ] armored would you like my armor accent taking it all off no what's it about it's a sci-fi movie with from the 70s with a former playmate i'm stealing inevitable betrayal and the cup has betrayed me the conversation was kind of interesting i think i'm a little much for danny if we didn't do speeding [Music] at comic con i probably would have come up for like a picture um but that probably would have been it but like say why don't you say that cause it sounds like you're not interested say why say you you'd be too nervous or something oh women it doesn't go well i feel like overly pressured or that i need to like impress or say something and she made it okay to just like go with it could i ask one thing yes could i see the hair if you don't mind one cause it's an awesome wing but i want to see the real deal oh okay lose the christina aguilera i kind of forgot it was a wink to be honest oh my god that is awesome that is so actually better than the wig this is fantastic most guys give me a lot of [ __ ] about having short hair and having it be purple and how i'd be so much hotter if i had long blonde hair but i totally forgot she had a wig on to be honest and very refreshing maybe sometime we can get a drink or something sometimes yeah sure i'd really love to do that drink see a movie or yeah whatever walk the high line when you're not freezing yeah when it's not 12 degrees and i'm wearing a leotard go inside better than i was expecting beforehand from here i'm going to hopefully meet him after work one night we'll get it this seems promising we'll just see how things go whether we stay friends or do we have an update this is the important oh we're not gonna have one and bring the teal hair maybe that's a good thing you reckon it's a good thing if they don't do an update because they're just leaving it at that like what would be the point doing an update like yeah we really enjoy the time we're gonna see each other again if that's what they just said anyway that's how i'm going to choose to believe this will we do one more i'm kind of addicted to this now i've gone down the rabbit hole and i can't get away hold on i'm gonna just i'm gonna pause it and just run to the bathroom real quick um so i will be right back they got married yes that's how we will end this that is canon let me skip this i'm just going to run to the bathroom give me one minute thank you so much for the follows as well folks i appreciate all 360 as well as the regulars oh jake is sure sometimes i have to go but sure i always come back isn't that the main thing oh jesus 10 people followed thank you very much stop talking about soup please now everyone let's jump back in to meet real life hero anthony need our sound oh we're gonna find a nice girl for you the antenator he is i don't i don't even mind other people doing impressions it's just the host because he stops him in there all the time wash your hands i did jesus no beast i may be a superhero but i'm so nervous keeps know who they are and they're cool with it wait that guy's super oh wait yeah i know maybe he's in stranger things i've not seen the hobbit i've only seen one of the lord of the rings so yeah hate me if you want jesus i'd be killed if i went here it's like it's really hard to find someone that actually understands humor especially and then when i talk to them about lord of the rings yeah i know get angry at me work away keep going i remember when i actually went to watch the lord of the rings and i watched in like four sittings because i don't really watch movies and i guess i watched the director's cut and the fourth sitting i went back to the movie literally ended within like three minutes and it was like 40 minutes of credits i didn't realize speed dating in our world is different than the real world because at comic-con you're in a room with people who are all huge fans of something just like you somebody turned back thank you for the big uh thank you very much for the support uh quote unquote or free but here you can see the real person the true person geek love over 18 yes single oh my god is lightsabers on who the hell are you i am a super emt and this is going to be awesome is that is that his own persona then it's no character i assume that's his own costume [Music] you gotta put your heart in it come on and i am an awkward geek with identifying patches and he is an emc the universal sign for emergency medical services and then below superpowers right one of my superpowers is cpr and one of my other superhero powers is taekwondo oh cake total ass antonator that's my nickname ants and terminator from the terminator movie i'll be back oh don't show us the game he'll do this impression again lord of the rings and mickey mouse oh boy we're gonna go to comic con speed dating and we're gonna have such a good time and find a nice minnie mouse that's hard finding a giant person it's like you didn't really try similar things that i am i'm hoping to find someone he's got a lot of my emails as well as my fandom which i can share with them and then we can just be one because i've seen a lot of people like really into disney but mickey mouse specifically not so much you know what i think about it yeah i don't think i've ever seen anyone who's actually really in to mickey mouse big happy family squibbity abby thank you obviously because i've got each and every one of them on my bed no they killed kenny you bastard oh my god he even did like a little stop-motion thing a few people andre thank you so much for the five-second it went really really bad especially very kind that i was really into south park and then when i talked to them about lord of the rings they were like what kind of rings what suffers like i i haven't watched lord of the rings but who doesn't know of lords of the rings like who could you say that oh have you seen lord of the rings cigar wash rings like i think everyone knows it right what kind of girl are you looking for the girls think that it's actually adorable that sector thank you for the time as well for the blondes i'm gonna dismiss all the other ones i mean i'm open to all suggestions the thing that i'm looking for at sci-fi speed dating is to find that damsel in distress that i will be her superhero and that i'm going off of her feet and then go on an awesome date the angle of just looking down into the camera [Music] your geek don't be in the corner too long once in a while you got a werewolf out you know what i mean this is so not what i'm used to we need this welcome to sci-fi speed dating anthony to be the new host here ladies are going to sit in the chairs facing that wall everybody excited raise your hand come on anthony okay you got nothing to be nervous about why is batman not in any of the videos like we see people like he got matched up with someone and we've seen some of these people in the other dating things but now batman seems to have disappeared he was in the first two episodes now he's gone extremely nervous i may be a superhero but i'm so nervous gentlemen please have a seat for the girls do not start talking yet go the answer where is batman he's all costumed up and the costume represents what he is which is a superhero emt taekwondo i just hope he doesn't get defensive because remember the guy earlier when uh what was it the uh the fella in the suit you know and they were like oh who are you dressed as he's like i'm not dressed as anything this is just my outfit it's kind of the same situation here awesome it was a different day ah okay a little less pelvis to us yes call them out yes yes like can we just stop that please abby thank you so much for the 10 songs very kind of here thank you well i am cosplaying as much very kindly thank you very much oh you pronounced it correctly extra points yeah i'm actually a super emt if you're trying to like figure out what the costume was that's what it is i am the actual superhero i'm a real emt which makes it even better i'm a real emt that's what this is for i actually saved someone oh that's nice i took the cpr class how'd you like it i took it mainly because i wanted to use a defibrillator oh no i wanted a weapon honestly i don't know if i feel better or worse because he's obviously very passionate about what he does but at the same time what if he just like stole an ambulance he's just driven up here that's right that's your superpower my superpowers are cpr he's getting a lot of high fives and he made his own superhero costume why should my grandma help me a lot i am looking for the girl honestly he's coming across way better than i thought he would from the intro like his intro was a lot more awkward than him actually interacting with people which and it's usually the other way around he's kind of making it worse she has the same van with me because well that'll just make it even more awesome so favorite movie that's a bit weird i love that do you like oh no you see that's the problem like even just the the fact that matrix is like it's not one of my favorites like it's like oh yeah that's a good movie i'm a big fan of lord of the rings though you don't need to put a negative spin on the one they think yes [Music] i don't want to say gollum i'm just waiting for the golem impression that's when we'll peek hi anthony who are you i'm actually my own superhero your own superhero i'm my own superhero i'm actually real too i have a thing for blondes i don't know what it is but it is my kryptonite what's your favorite thing so far i got to hear sean astin sam from lord of the rings talk there you go there's extra points high five yeah getting a lot of high fives i love lord of the rings my favorite characters thank you for the solve abby thank you for the 10 again very kind griff and lightning took thank you for the bibs [Music] for me i was like kind of oh no but she knows better than i do she knows her target audience you know they liked the idea behind the costume and yeah it was enjoyable to talk to him okay oh that was great have we got a match gentlemen stand up go to that table thank you for the follows everyone i'm confident very nicely it is an actual blind who is a huge fan of lord of the rings like i am now oh will it work if you enjoy this part because this is the only time guys will take longer than you to finish [Laughter] wait what did he say like wait what oh no i'm not even gonna [ __ ] rewind i don't even know i just don't want to know him i'm better off not knowing number two she's a speed racer if we got anthony over here saying that is so wrong i don't want to know he is my protector he will protect me from the whole papers and return to your life all right ladies come on i'm hoping for you papers against your scorecards if you find someone that you liked who liked you back that's a perfect match we're gonna do a little competition here to get a three-minute date with your perfect match okay another three-minute day then look into the camera it was the other one he was interested in yes sprint all of you he keeps looking at brittany run make it look just looking at every blonde woman in the room 30 seconds to sit in front of a perfect come on no 25 seconds oh [Music] oh no gentlemen if [Music] on the pages of the girls you liked girls you wrote your content to be fair i just like jumped back in i'm like wait i thought something positive he does have a point maybe like you might not want to sit down with the person because you might find the situation awkward so maybe she's on the way to email or text him as we speak am i in denial am i an optimist or am i in denial i don't know does that have somebody in front of them please step out now i appreciate it maybe we'll get an update tomato king thank you so much for the five subs that's very very kind here concept creator thank you for the sub as well thank you very much tomato king denial god damn it even if it was just for that three minutes wait what did he say i was home if it was just for that three minutes oh no he he really wanted that one person the fact that i felt a real spark between certain people and that they didn't feel oh that's rough kind of maybe knocked down a few notches oh that's so sad do we get an update it's got to be frustrating to want to be loved so bad we all know what it's like when we're alone and we're looking for that special someone so it's got to be frustrating the poor guy's got to be feeling it i definitely feel a little discouraged oh i hope he came with someone it's the same thing when i fight when i fight super villains when i can't succeed once i just keep going again wait is he actually like a vigilante because like he was saying he's a super emt at the start but now he's not about fighting super villains what does he get up to [Music] what you know i hope i hope he doesn't actually go beat on some people dressed as villains that did like him i hope he gives him a call he's got a built in second chance right there and maybe he just needs more than three minutes i know i do [ __ ] off oh my god this slimy smile and everything jesus christ he's awful he's an actual emt yeah he is but then i'm worried about the second smile it's very uncomfortable i was just like no um what was i saying yeah it's just the fact that he was talking about fighting villains is the bit that's kind of like does he actually go beat up bad guys um lightning's hook thank you so much for the tip christ almighty that is very very kind to you i have to thank you you're the first person or you're the person that is making school bearable i am so glad i found the irish letters here's my token of appreciation that is very kindly thank you very much for that i hope you're enjoying school as much as possible um casual manners kinder thank you for the sub and tomato king thank you so much for five subs again jesus that's very kindly you're always too generous i appreciate it do we get an update for free i don't want to learn anything i just want to watch trash television yes update so i didn't get a perfect match no kate was disappointed but afterwards i noticed i had a few numbers yes one girl loved south park as much as i did okay and on our first date we actually spent the entire time going back and forth with south parkwoods and it was really fun there you go it feels amazing to actually meet someone they can share happy ending connection with especially about south park emotive rings which are my two favorite things sci-fi speed dating definitely helped me increase my self-esteem i'm happy i'm happy are you happy because i'm pretty happy right now maybe girlfriend i i didn't feel like that was gonna work i don't it just ended so depressingly and you know the way you always hope for like a happy ending and stuff like i think the first episode killed that part of me like forever it is dead but this time it was like it it twisted me again it's plot twists all over the place happy as [ __ ] yes yes all right we're going to do another episode i like how okay i'm a little worried um [Music] what this next one might be because i'm not sure what this implies uh but let's just dive back in because we are not better to be doing this is a bit worrying knowledge oh no i see hitler trolls i'm surprised that somebody would do something so relatively new and obscure um it's from homestuck it's a web comic homes what is homestruck homestuck it's homestuck okay what is homestuck hold on i'm gonna on boomer myself homestuck um it's a webcomic okay all right i'm a little nervous of people not liking me i don't understand the horns this isn't good candy corn wait oh wait i don't want to learn it okay i'll i won't bother then i'll just leave it at the name don't do it okay i'll just be oblivious i'm kind of used to it anyway it's not worth it jesus christ how bad is it when literally the whole chat is like do not learn about it do not no no no no no no no okay i'll stay away i'll do as you say i trust you folks [Music] sorry just i'm just leaving get out of the system i have two favorite things about comic-con first off i love the costumes and the fact that i can dress like this and i can still have a guide i know nothing but i trust chad also normal good when you're an ultra fan sucks if you're a fan girl and you want to date a guy that's not into that stuff it's like me when i went to lick my wardrobe for newcomers that's not going to sound good but you get it looking fabulous over 18 yes single yes horny yes honestly honestly he could be [ __ ] ray's understudy just a worse version you know jesus christ my name is kayla i'm 24 and i am a cosplay holic i have two closets oh no oh my god once they have over 20 costumes i date that is a lot not very much the thing oh i paused it at the wrong time the thing is the place looks pretty normal looking around like you got some disney stuff up here there's not much about really like there are things but if someone like would just walk in that room and not really think much of it the other people's rooms seem dedicated unless i maybe this is her house and maybe the bedroom is all over the place because i don't know not very much disney is that not disney my boomer's showing life is kind of dead right now your casual trident or two yeah that's just the tridents i can't say much because before when i used to live in my old house i used to have a picture um let me swap to here abby thank you so much for the 10 subs that is very very kindly thank you i mean like i've got a picture of brendan fraser over here and said do it for him and loads of photoshops of brendan fraser and i used to have a big picture up here with like people stuff people made for me and it's in my old house now but there used to be a massive picture it's a compilation of smaller things and like there were so many of jim pickens and i had someone in like fitting my broadband and they were just like so who's the old guy just like no it's a long story it's kind of hard to explain so i'd rather not it's just not worth it i've got so much i could so i saw brennan fraser was trending yesterday i was very happy for him well i've got so much jim picking stuff and it's really strange faith thank you for the tip there i will listen to you saying do yourself a favor and ignore homestuck it's great but ruined my life and larry gox falls tomato king that you again tactical during or not light hope thank you for the sub abby thank you so much for the 10 subs again big bad burger and lightning shook thank you for the bits [Music] i'm sad you have to go too we'll come back next time but it's not finished yet it's going to be the condense from home stuck my passport interactive webcomic [ __ ] i've had a guy i dated for two and a half years and i had to hide the fact that i liked anime and cosplay oh no i always throw them in my closets when he will come around oh no the comment i made is kind of sad it's like she's feeling the need to hide her passion and stuff you know you're like old guys or some [ __ ] he's the most quotable person that's sad i want i wanted to be able to express yourself and found my costumes yeah like come on like to let people just be passionate about stuff makes me sad and left my house like two seconds later so yeah oh albert what are you doing i am a home health aide and i live in a couple i take care of claire and albert oh my god she does not look happy at all in 58 years and they're amazing 58 years i've never been on a real date no fooling around on the first date is that nothing yeah i think i have trouble finding someone to date because i'd have low self-esteem i can't stand it i feel so alone so do i call first or do they call me oh no he has to call you first so i have to wait you don't call them why you just don't it's just a matter of fact i like it now i go to the conventions and i dress up when people first meet me i think they might be turned off by the character i'm portraying condense of homestuck i'll be wearing those big troll horns that are like three feet tall and the fangs and the yellow eyes it is kind of i don't think god is you for a date it is kind of odd to be doing a date when you're completely disguising you know who you are as a person you know is that odd is it not odd ray from take me out thank you for the tip you're missing my hey now aren't you no no i'm not i didn't say that right i really hope to have something that albert and claire have of 15 years being married but it all depends on if i find somebody or not [Music] god you must have a lot of patience to actually live with an older couple even though they seem nice well she seemed nice there wasn't much talk at albert he must have a lot of patience i would imagine the advice are jesus hey outrageous go up to someone and like roar it though oh don't roar at me all right ladies i want you to walk in and stand next to the table i think you look tired anxious and happy and i don't know i just hope i meet somebody nervous thank you all for doing this and without you i'd have to pay to be at this convention so ladies i'm going to ask you to please take a seat facing me okay okay gentlemen please i think she'll do well i think she'll be quite sure it doesn't matter you'll have to talk to all them i gotta ask who are you supposed to be the condenser the condoms from homestuck [Music] um it's from homestuck it's a web comic at that point would you just say oh i've not heard of it right because like he clearly doesn't know it he's like a sea hitler she kills like low blood trolls that are beneath her like bigger the horns okay i don't like that he scared me a little bit he scared me a little bit he was kind of hostile for some reason someone that would know my character maybe that would be really cool i mean it'd be nice if someone recognized the character but like you could get past that easily just be like oh i've not heard of it tell me more like that's literally all it takes i am a sea hitler troll caleb that's nothing but a great way of doing surprises somebody would do something so relatively new and obscure for speeding all right so i have to ask where's your cosplay from i'm from homestock i thought that was our friend from earlier thank you i'm really into batman comics batman's yeah batman's my favorite he was cool he had like some things in common with the batman thing but it's just no one knows who i am and it's like getting annoying oh no to be fair though you did kind of pick something obscure homestuck yes on the internet yeah colliding forces i'm i'm so out of my depth it's like they're rival gangs or something i don't i don't know homestruck brony and that's supposed to mean something that i don't understand i don't understand the whole thing and i don't quite understand [Laughter] i just want someone that can actually sit down honestly a big problem is you're introducing yourself as see hitler i think that's a big problem in your approach oh is max still here your number again are you having fun yes have you seen anybody like yet yes the one with the blonde wig and he's got the red and white shirt he's from the same series i'm from oh they're from the same series what this guy's face is oh my god all right i know that you didn't sit in front of me first all right you'll get to date everybody i promise a girly guy and he's super cute all right take it off hi hi so obviously you like homestuck and you like homesick i'm so excited [Music] dave's your favorite character or wait dave what is that is that a character also or is this someone we've met already because i can't tell if it's a character he knew like everything wait you know it's a character definitely am i just forgetting to express your fandom just so easily the character's name is dave thank you you're so shy i do feel out of my depth i must admit well we're both kind of into the same thing so it was very exciting she was also seemed really nice you've all been keeping track of who you liked on your score cards right seems positive he's like this is my [ __ ] event i make the [ __ ] jokes [ __ ] off i actually wouldn't be surprised if he did he's very like this is about me be honest with me what okay cool you got nothing to be worried about you're gonna fight what was it who's really nervous raise your hand and be honest with you okay okay cool there's only two people worried about you're gonna find the papers with the numbers on them and on the papers of the people that you liked you will write your first name and either your cell phone or your email address okay run two three go run i am going to hope that the people know what you want to say like me back like more so like the homestuck person i'm hoping he'll pick me ladies this is called the perfect match game okay grab your papers here we go quick and then come back to the wall go fast he's all about running if you see somebody that you liked who liked you back that is a perfect match yeah mine too there's no number on mine oh if you put his contact info down you can call him later find the person what perfect match with get to them as fast this is so confusing so what the the person she wanted didn't like they i don't understand did they put their name and not their number or they didn't put their number as in they didn't like them back i don't know sit in front of them yes i thought i would get picked but i didn't oh no it's it's tough because you see people open up in the speeding they're feeling it and then nobody comes if you did not find a perfect match boogie on i have more sessions please come back i'd love to see you all again oh no you don't have a perfect match okay it means the game's over for you guys i hope you have fun speedy just to see the one person you kind of get your hopes for they don't put that number down it's kind of like a throwback like what did i do wrong head to the door guys if you have somebody in front of you i know it's a terrible feeling when you don't get picked to be fair they didn't go for anyone maybe they just changed their minds you just got too nervous or something you don't know and the people i wrote down i did but they didn't write me oh it's so heartbreaking when they don't get anyone to be single for a little while wait you saw jimmy i didn't see jimmy [Music] the next day do we get an update so after speed dating yesterday there was a huge confusion the person that i actually did like the dave crossfire actually text me right away and we ended up seeing each other at the photo shoot that was held in the convention it worked it was very nice we clicked right off the bat and we've been texting ever since yeah do you want to meet me here see cosplay has definitely scared off people that big kev is right see it's just a bit of confusion miscommunication i thought they were beginnings for a second you get to be yourself and you don't have to worry i would totally do it again fantastic news good job everyone we did it we are matchmakers hey everybody this is my update basically alan and i the dave cosplayer we've been talking every day uh whether it's through skype text messaging and even though there was a big misunderstanding at the session everything worked out great there you go oh he's never been on a date really either so that makes things even better new york comic con in general was amazing ah it's not lovely now and i just want to give everybody my luck all right bye ah they're so nice now you gotta give it to them like you gotta give it to them there now that's lovely juice can you hear the soul defensively thank you for the stop slow raccoon thank you for the tip as well oh good luck with the wisdom teeth removal you'll be just as wise afterwards don't you worry no just a little joke there a bit of a wisdom tooth joke uh firebird thank you for the song jay fritz thank you for the bits as well very kind and ray thanks again for that tip earlier all right how many more episodes do we have because i feel like we're making our way through this is there 10 oh we're already on episode 9. max why'd you do this to us sorry vm thank you very much for the sub the alpha ocean even the sub as well firebird thank you too episode nine mama's boy ladies man joey that's a weird title but we're jumping in thank you so much for the the hype train as well folks i appreciate it whoever he finds he's got to be able to bring back home to ma as far as she's concerned like any woman in my life is a threat oh no comic con we're girls go there oh my god oh my god oh my god i just want to find a girl who that's not good it doesn't matter she's a virgin oh this isn't good and it seems so promising with him and then she came out and oh she's gonna ruin it i guarantee you she's gonna be sitting there next to him i'm only joking but i mentioned the camera pans over and she's just behind him staring the rockster tag right lonnie thank you very much the odds are really good but the goods are still really kind of odd pm thank you as well for ocean nightly already the rockster single uh ashens thank you so much for the five subs as well you're very kind very spiders as an attraction or as just something to admire or collect or whatever you do with your women is not my business okay what hey i was asking about spiders the weirdo i don't know this is it's just i feel like he had like he has there's no point in even trying to figure him out it's just he has this need that he has to say something that's always something awesome to refer to as my very geeky man cave here we go joey i'm 25. this is my fourth time going to comic con for my first time looking for love here oh christ almighty thank you for the support sad ashikan is that it i'm trying to get it right i'm really trying thank you very much for the subs i'm sorry if i got it wrong again i'm trying my best prophetic silly and ashen's thank you as well i appreciate that i feel like kevin the host is awful i know but he's just continuing to disappoint me every time joey seems pretty like confident in himself i'm just worried the mom is gonna ruin it i have uh right now the xbox uh 360 the ps3 i have a wii um i have a wii three words that best describe it oh no geeky ridiculous and lonely one was to say that i have a relationship with video games then i definitely cheated on super mario with sonic the hedgehog no why didn't you say it that way uh seductress who takes me out into the night and does wonderful things to me no i love women everything about women it's sad it's so strong i may just stop it oh yes i love women soft hair is such a weird thing to say i never saw it on the first date i'm not that kind of guy uh i think that my trouble lies with finding a girl who matches in terms of both personality you know geekdom like i need to find the perfect girl he's up on his bike if she exists my mom i don't know why it's just like the villain of the piece comes in as he's on his bike bro silly third scenario out to laura brian thank you very much for the songs by speed dating would you want me to find like a nice girl to bring people i don't think that's the place to find a nice girl on one hand uh she wants me to be happy she wants me to find love what kind of girl are you gonna find in comedy what is it with controlling moms girls go there on the other hand my mom likes me where i am right now living at home with her so uh as far as she's concerned like you know any woman in my life is a threat oh no what exactly do you think these girls are doing do you know that instead of doing drugs and drinking they're reading comic books it's like i know i just wanted someone who can give me a hookup for the old heroine you know i don't want nerds i want bad people cheat on mario it's sonic thank you for the tips shut up kevin who knows what they're doing between pages okay what kind of thing is that to say who knows what they're doing between between pages sadashi okay i'll try i'll try sudashi thank you for the bits i'll try it sad sada okay i'll get there i'm really bad at pronouncing things in case you haven't gotten it between you just like oh let me turn a page and let me smoke a little bit of something and then they are playing and they are learning no no no no you're right and all they play together so nice he still got much of a positive attitude i like that then they play together it's so nice i just want to find a girl who will give me hugs and kisses and isn't my mother i love you joey i love you i won the best for you always the dad seems sweet and maybe the mom's nice and misguided but it doesn't seem good like the vibes given off alpha male charlo syracuse thank you very much [ __ ] for the [ __ ] all the people i've dated have been geeks each have an understanding of the fantasies i've watched in [ __ ] the fantasy is what makes it real deep love the success rate we're having with cyphers are you winning no we're a married couple ten engagements and up to 50 couples dating seriously jesus come on in guys next suspension moving forward for the fight again i'm very kind hopefully i will exit not being alone gentlemen treat the ladies with respect ladies this is a new day it's a perfection on your friend zone technique okay don't practice that [ __ ] here so we've got joey he hasn't had a lot of dating success he has trouble finding girls if you can bring back moving forward thank you so much for that the days are three minutes long every three minutes guys you're going to you know what's to be saying now expectations today uh i'm trying to set them as low as possible because basically i do not want to set myself up for failure speeding so enjoy yourselves unless you're fling on leave these are all new people it's a it's an entirely new day speed dating begins in a couple seconds three two one go sit in front of any guy you like oh my god some of them look so pissed off before it even started nefarious number 22. oh that's my favorite number i think you're just saying things sports did you play sports no it was the most unathletic person in the world he's just straight in there or at least my mom believed that i had asthma as a kid so she basically like was like don't go out it's scary out there why are you accountable oh man his mom has just sheltered him isn't it isn't that the case that's what it seems like what a weird thing to say it was a bit odd handy thanks for the [ __ ] why wouldn't i be at comic-con i mean like what are you here for games comics movies everything everything i don't know what it is but like something inside my brain is just like oh yeah i like that it's going to be my new message alone my brain is just like here here it comes here it comes [Music] i like that yes is this a good stress reliever when i'm like ready to kill somebody just nope gonna shoot zombies all day we had a lot of the same interest but he was also like interested in everything kind of like i am he was really sweet so many of them have these ears so many of them have she's like i don't know yeah you know the brainwave appears that's a thing yeah i i don't know this reference the the ear thing whatever it is that probably sold there yeah i always noticed that when i was going to like some of the conventions i did like meet and greets and stuff with some of them which by the way are awesome they're actually so good even though i'm not a huge fan of the events themselves usually it's just me going around confused as usual that's just a normal day in the life of me but there's always like one item that's super popular because it'll be like something popular and something relatively cheap and like half the people there have it i see that you also have ears do you like think like certain thoughts and like they just start moving no no maybe it's just because i'm just really nervous oh that's intense it's really hard to tell who would bring home to mom uh he's not thinking about himself he's just thinking about who would my mom like playing costume right now i feel like you generally know what you're going to get into even before the conversation begins it's kind of weird how that works i have a great polar bear joke that ends with an ice breaker okay go for it oh no that's it it's right there oh no risky joke risky joke it's your oh no all right gotcha got it all right the same i think doctor who i thought he was adorable he was sweet and um i missed most of that comic con it's like a time it is time warp they're talking about doctor who i don't know and uh very kind and very beautiful blue eyes so are you supposed to be the antamima captain america i'm sorry i just see the apron you're supposed to be uh the burger show yes you're the first person am i really really the the bob's burger thing right that's right i thought most people would know what this is do i know something other people don't for once the bob's burgers uh not tina um hold on don't tell me don't tell me louise is it louise yes i did something right for once jesus thank you mike laura thank you so much for the tip a terrible thank you for the tip as well you're very kind hannah crazy lady uh hey hey chino andy thank you very much someone just like decided to just like bust that out she's you know kind of seemed you know cute um everything star wars comic books uh you know sci-fi movies uh video games uh that kind of stuff how about you guys i play d a lot of my friends the thing is you can like everything but you can only love some things you gotta be a bit more specific to start the conversation you know you said dnd right yeah i've always wanted to play d are you over the dungeon master actually no because it's tooth too hard all right been keeping score on your score cards okay who's he going to go for paper on the table that correspond to the people like there was one thing all right go kenny got along well there wasn't there it's actually all the giant blur right now thank god that they let you make notes because like yeah it's just a lot to take to be fair it is it's like 30 people oh he nails it and then when every girl writes their number on his paper he came out swinging he was giving roses it looks like he's pretty solid to get a perfect match gentlemen when you are done you will have a seat okay ladies at this point in time you're gonna head over there and grab the pieces of paper that have your number on it quick run please ensure that you have the correct don't don't run stop telling people to run on five uh it's uh that's kind of crazy i'm feeling pretty great all right ladies i kind of need you to spread out in front here now this is a competition you need to be fast that's the stop telling them to run like someone's gonna get injured yes absolutely amazing and uh very beautiful girl uh now i'm actually starting to get a little bit nervous find your perfect match is the doctor who so joey got his eye on doctor who and there's a good chance she likes him the problem is every girl wants him he's like i did not expect this result everyone just charges for his seat go find your perfect match oh my god she's off oh no it's like you see what i mean this oh all right okay no this is fine let's they still have each other's number if he's maybe yeah i run a lot quick quick quick quick so you come here often since actually yeah so only my second time um i will say that i had someone else in mind it's just such a weird format because the person sitting has no choice in it like i know they added that to be fair he did add her to the list if you really only wanted her why not just put down her name you know that's a bit odd when you think about it that way like he seemed disappointed that she sat down maybe he wasn't disappointed maybe he was just awkward but just put down one if you're like i only want this one you know who girl actually um i also like this girl too maybe the doctor who was just the ones got the best first impression like a perfect date for me would just be cooking and then sitting around like keeping each other's butts in mario kart so i thought that's gonna end it there i started kicking i started kicking each other's butts that's it i missed the entire uh cooking part maybe because i'm a guy i like cooking i don't i don't get a feminist thing out of it it's not like oh my god i want cookies like i like cooking so i'll do it right she loves to cook so yeah that's definitely the two qualities that i think i'm looking for a girl who plays video games and a girl who's domesticated so i can bring her home to mom uh well i mean if you're into video games and everything like that i mean like i've got lots of video games back at my place and a comfortable couch so uh how about this weekend okay playing video games i don't know it may seem awkward as a first date but i'm actually gonna have her meet mom and come back to my i feel like we should have seen this coming i don't know there are so many red flags that we i think we just kind of ignored like they were coming oh no when he'd say something and we just kind of went on anyway and then forgot about them well i'm disappointed oh he wants a second mother no wonder his mom is threatened hey how are you tired but it's comic-con i'm not sure if this will be my most awkward first date no all signs say that yes yes it will hi no way did he take her to meet his parents on the first date oh jesus christ gang it's about to get wild get your cringe protection on you i'm emily there's so much time left like usually the recaps for like a minute oh no no no no no no no yeah meeting the parents on a first date was a little bit weird but that is extremely weird beautiful so you like to play oh wow i have some food here for you just about oh my god bottle of water okay the spiderman flavor plates so emily are you originally from new york uh no i'm not i'm from delaware i'm just up here for college oh where do you go i go to columbia oh great hi billy this is so freaking weird this is so weird like first date meeting his parents being asked about like colleges like oh great ivy league meanwhile the papers spider-man plates are on the table oh and the cameraman just standing there like just just to add to it all play some video games yeah okay let's just go we can take turns on the bike because there's not enough room for both i might buy a tandem exercise bike if you want to stick around yes you put the bike aside good you have the most sensual screech of a heartbeat i hate it when you get the long ones you don't want to put it right this would probably be a very easy way to get friend zoned to play video games on a first date i don't think that was the problem actually great way to lose it i am hoping and i think it's going to turn into something a little bit more romantic okay you know we'll see it's only the first date honestly it's got to go up from here right after that was that scream honestly kind of reminded me of my panic scream when i just go something jumps out at me andre thank you so much for the five subs that's very very kind here victor verber and chubby thank you very much for the subs as well i want to apologize in advance for what's about to happen i will show you what yep how did that even yep what really second that's all that matters you're playing dirty you're gonna want an empanada off the road i'm good but thank you they look delicious already yeah i have midterms to study for i'm so sorry yes it's great to meet you thank you thank you the dad's kind of adorable in a weird way he's just it seems like he's trying to relate but he just doesn't get it like it's like he he's trying to be friendly but it came across as more of a killer kind of thing you know it's like any time you want you can come play it's like they're a bit too old to be singing that way bye thank you [Music] whatever you think this is united america free country okay i don't know exactly what that means what did he say what it means it doesn't matter if she's a virgin what i'm okay maybe maybe he's not okay i'm so [ __ ] confused oh i don't know what's going on i'm just going to keep playing it doesn't mean anything so joey's playing the game here but after the date with the perfect match hi uh he finds the doctor who grows what and sets up another date you picked me i picked you i just i didn't yeah no i mean if you're interested like we can he's just going right up drink coffee or do something why not definitely that man okay i just get this nasty feeling that when he says let's go drink coffee he means bring her back home and get out the paper spider-man cops and i'm a little bit worried so i actually have a second date to come out of comic-con speed dating i'm already by the way i'm joey wait did anyone get into the machine what to expect probably because they really had a date at comic-con um it's so bizarre that like he just went up to talk to her but also he found the cameraman beforehand to go up and talk to like i don't know does is the karen just following around the whole time or what it's more romantic than the javits center honestly i take a whole like a half an hour episode on this episode alone i want them to go back to the parents again to me but it's probably best for her sake that they don't oh they both see the same stone the kfc guy that was like one of the avengers i was seriously watching spiderman honestly that is my hero colonel sanders an adventure laura thank you very much for the tip you're very kind snook onto my husband's account to give you more money i hope he's aware of this jesus hey chino thank you for the bits juggernaut and brandon thank you very much for the tips as well uh darsh and nerd to maggie thank you for the tip as well thank you for this kind of words one of us is talking the other ones like oh my god this is the most amazing thing ever we definitely had a good time she's still really into doctor who and whatnot like i think she told me that she bought a plushie today that talks i think there's definitely a very good chance that i will see her again how many people can say that my like one of my first dates i went out with like peter parker right how cool is that what if you don't have the face no i do you have to put it on you can't make me put this on is he going to put on the spiderman because you've got a great smile i'm going to try putting it on because they're kind of cute like that oh thank you i'm excited to get to know that's cool really nice and just staying super she seems nice she does seem nicely painted i figure maybe we'll go find crime and i'll put on my mask and you can watch me fight while you sit there and look pretty i really can't say right now uh who i would choose between two girls but you know cake love is great it's the best thing to happen to my love life i'm a lucky girl i do it all oh no there's another update it's me joey and what's speeding at comic con talks on his bike he loves his bike you know it's very hard to have do you think he's his console is powered by the bike and that's why i used to keep cycling girls over the house to introduce them to my mom or to hang out here at my house uh if my mom's going to basically be questioning whether or not they're virgins or what their motives are with me or anything like that and so basically what this entire experience taught me is that it's time to move out and so i'm basically in the process of uh moving out into my own apartment so that's exciting i cannot believe that honestly be able to you know bring a girl over and play tetris and not have to worry about my mom coming in is hurting us laura again love thank you for the tip geez don't be please don't get in trouble i don't even understand what you mean exactly but please don't be donating someone else's money if that's what's going on i'm confused thank you for the tip i just hope i hope this is a joke or something i don't want you actually uh donating money that isn't yours if that's what we're getting ahead here [ __ ] thank you very much for the the bits there as well jessie thank you as well [Music] that was a [ __ ] roller coaster i don't even understand i think we've won episode wait geek love bonus episode wait hold on is this let's just see here i think it's a bonus episode about joey what the hell is this all right let's explore [Music] i'm so confused i'm emily i am 19 year old student this is my second year at comic con and my first year speed dating was that the first one he went on a date it was costume that i will be wearing to speed dating this is final fantasy vi uh this is realm aroni i am incredibly passionate about cosplay it's pretty much the number one thing in my life uh that isn't school work friendly i'm confused where this is going i'm making usually between five to ten new costumes a year i'm pretty much constantly working on like we're already like a third done accuracy um handmade dress is satin it is pleated as accurate a lot of times i guess they just picked out a handful of people to do the videos with and she happened to pick someone who was also getting recorded and then they couldn't make a full episode out of it the draping dresses i had to plate mine what i've been told is both my best and my worst quality is the fact that i get very single-minded about things this is my pride and joy of the entire costume i'm confused probably took me 12 to 15 hours all told i took an arti wig which is always the music so intense it's their boss music face extensions hand tied each and every single blonde piece into the weft or the wig itself and then so did all the extra wefts i love it and it's gorgeous and i'm worried what i care about she's the boss maybe it's joey's mom confidence is probably one of the biggest turn-ons for me i would like somebody with a very strong personality someone who i'm not gonna like steamroll over or i'm gonna have to always worry about possibly offending them i am always me and if somebody doesn't like that then that's fine but i will not change who i am to to hopefully make a better impression i don't know that intense look [Music] my experience with sci-fi knitting was really great jumped back um i was like okay you're too quiet for me like you're not gonna be able to keep up with me but when i saw my first choice had put his name down on my paper it was kind of like the the heart like the shock i was like oh my god okay i'm very happy that i did uh meet somebody who i really liked oh you see now the run is very different when you're getting our side of the story that we at least get a good date out of it and i would really like to see if we think it can go any further after that it's kind of like powerpuff girls but super sexually charged you got me with powerpuff girls yeah i would definitely tell people about speed dating it was a lot of fun i met some great people and i at a date everyone's going to be so jealous of us [Music] we just watched an entire season of geek love that was so sad though it kind of makes it even worse that we didn't get a resolve they just went off happy but we know it doesn't end happy that's sad that's not the good ending it's not we didn't even get to see the boss fight we heard the boss music but that was it we can't end like this one more there is no more it's gone we're out we've got an addiction but there's no more supply there might be more other stuff sci-fi speed dating fan x 2015 what is this oh no i think this is just like uh okay this is just like a weird interview or something the whole time colin interviews jedi master ryan glitch oh wait is this the same ryan from before it looks like a different person but i'm guessing it's the same person we don't really want an interview with him we've had enough i don't think we need another one i'm crying it's too sweet and she was very sweet i feel really bad now god damn it rocco's sci-fi is speed dating with tlc's geek love what what is geek love is that is an actual show i don't understand what's it geek love it's a novel no no it's not glove tlc if i search that it's a tv series oh but there's wait there's two seasons hold on hold on here a second now oh wait i think we did we just watched season two that last one was actually called mama's boy ladies man um okay so there was two other episodes let your geek flag fly what if i search for that oh wait this is like an actual 30 minute thing wait that's okay so it was actually a tlc thing like an actual tv show all right well i don't think i'm gonna be able to get it on i guess this is the apparent one of it that is it okay so it was a tv show first and it had well it had when i say a season it's season one two episodes so i'm guessing it didn't do that well and then they tried to adapt it into a like web series i'm guessing um let's see emily wait emily commented on the last episode hold up hold up hold up where was it i've lost it now bonus episode uh hi guys emily here this is probably going to get berry but i'd like to say that i really don't care that joy went out with someone else because we stopped talking basically after the date and i completely lost interest i have gotten a few dates since as well no hair break here that's what we like to hear yes queen [Laughter] oh well it worked out in the end then not that sad all right i guess when we move on will we play a game of something i do play video games too i swear i don't just sit around looking at um dating shows although that is starting to feel like that's the case all right what's the plan while we play we could play some some geo gesture that might be fun i wouldn't mind playing some geo guys we've not played in a while and i do have a premium account so we could jump in on that um laura thank you again for the tip boscia billy how to make a shank a guy from somewhere uh the boss is the hostile guy what are ya ninjas some [ __ ] he just walks into the room to that able bog thank you for the bits i like today thank you for the bits as well april blog leaving the bits and say thank you for the bits again all right let's let's jump on some geo gesture i suppose oh gee okay sir i have a premium account by the way on geo yes sir i'm not sure if i've mentioned it before um i'm extremely good at it what will we do will we pick we pick world again this is always difficult um okay there we go and let's yeah let's just leave it on that fine germany you think germany already i'm starting to think germany too is this cut off no it's not all right robin thank you for the tip as well feels like watching a tv with a bunch of friends yeah and i don't watch much tv so it's a good excuse for me to actually watch some and god it's great it's lila lucas and joshie thank you as well all right let's jump in we're going to try and pinpoint here oh for facts sake you know what maybe this isn't too bad anyone got any ideas so far um i'm thinking eastern europe already but i'm hoping we can find a sign or something it it's looking like eastern europe to me what do you think oh okay read the signs eastern germany we're all right he said just because we always say germany or is this actually german i think this could actually be german it is germany okay it's danish to be fair just because it's it could be like dk at the end of that donkey kong doesn't mean it's actually donkey kong country it could just be traveling denmark pretty sure it's california north germany it's not german is it danish then or what denmark okay let's let's take a look around and see what we can find um oh oh bosses are always good um all right that doesn't help me because like oh jesus hold on sorry didn't mean to just cut you off there let me go across the road again uh this is gonna this is gonna hurt my brain someone's gonna have to help me here wait maybe it is i don't know sweden denmark it is denmark but we need to we need to find like a road sign don't we to make it a bit more specific i'm thinking more this way this looks like it has more life it might have like a sign going into the town or something okay this looks promising uh why is there no signs oh oh sign hold on okay what go back what does this mean no tk's donkey kong wait we're gonna need some music it's too quiet now i need the boss music type thank you for the sub and ccc thank you very much for the uh for the tip you made a map i will take a look at that next next game we'll do that uh where's my thing there we go all right um low kids and robin thank you again definitely kevin okay so there's a hospital right is this is this street or something or parking maybe because it has like the letters that is denmark but where in where in denmark we need to start narrowing it down a bit entrance okay it's entrance that's not gonna help then oh wait there was there was another sign down here um carol just this professor is this helping at all denmark germany all right where in denmark could we be [Music] i'm not gonna find anything here am i unless it says something in the hospital like hospital of you know carc or wherever it might be do you think uh why is your language so confusing all right i'm leaving the hospital i'm trying to find somewhere else hmm this isn't helping either i've gone down some cycle track that i don't think this car should be on turn down the music a bit yeah sure there we go that's a bit better hospital of germany go to start yeah i think we need to return to start and go another way maybe there's a sign here huh it's our house is that that that's like the city name right or town name or whatever surely it's got to be big enough right because it has that big hospital house in the middle of the street at her house you just gotta look in the middle of the street um it's right there you're gonna have to be more specific than that i'm afraid i can't see where you're pointing gang no that's not gonna work you're gonna have to be more specific all right we gotta find a hospital there's one there that it's a pretty big one um and it did look pretty big to be fair turn to start um which way was the hospital i went up this way and turned no i didn't turn down did i oh god that's confusing let me just burst through these road signs i'm sure it went that way earlier there's no road signs but anyway sure what harm uh okay it's right there yeah yeah we got it we got the hospital but we gotta look we gotta try and figure out where we are i keep forgetting this is a stream not a video you're not used to watching me in the wild will we just wait it's not there there's it's on the coast i was wrong wait what is there another hospital really but it looks like such a big hospital why would they need two hmm there's got to be signs for the the hospital somewhere i swear i went up this way yeah i did and then i went down that way okay hmm one for emergencies that's a university hospital you're correct there's only one hospital turn she i am putting my complete trust in you i just pick one person to agree with because it's too confusing when i get too many conflicting answers i just have to roll with it um okay i'm just gonna take a bit of a guess here i guess uh it looks like we're coming in here kind of i'm willing to guess like here i think we'll be close enough with that all right not bad just at the wrong side of the hospital unfortunately i thought maybe that would be it because of the two lanes but actually i see that they said two lanes now also so close enough i'll take it i'll take it oh sweet jesus oh god or we're in like denmark or sweden or something again what's this what is it we're really going for the nordic countries this time aren't we does that say translation i need translation what's this iceland oh yeah you yes oh my god yeah i completely forgot it could be iceland oh this place looks cool all right wait there's a boss follow that bus wait the pharaoh islands what yeah wait where are the pharaoh islands clark yes it's in cork i found it the island nation of cork okay that's a surprise it's finland okay how do i how do i find them you might have to direct me here unless it comes up as i zoom in because i've i've not heard of these wait here maybe there everything is in cork you know what i'll leave it here for a second while i take a look around and then you can give me directions it's not finland scotland why is it huh i might not heard of this oh yes okay wait no i remember now yay okay yeah i get it i get it i know now i blanked that completely i was very confused i think my mind was too much in the like nordic country mode yeah all right now we just gotta find out which island this can't be that hard right they're going to have something that's i the problem is when it's not english it makes it kind of hard to figure out what's just like the name of a store or what's like the name of the place this place looks cool i imagine it would be a place you go to and there's absolutely nothing to do but you know um it looks nice uh we might struggle here to get an exact i imagine this is actually one of the bigger places so i might just look around for um some kind of town are they all connected they are connected so then you can drive between them there that is cool um right will we just guess in the middle somewhere or even the joe pizza i don't know i find that so funny it's just the middle of nowhere it's like they didn't even try with the name um let let me put it here this place oh that might be too built up you know what [ __ ] it i'm going there oh okay i was a little far off but 29 kilometers away that's still a lot of points i'll take it oh where are we now this is very different south america hmm point out if i'm missing anything here because sometimes i see stuff on a sign and i i glance at it and i don't spot it uh germany it has to be i like your attitude um cork we just default everything to either cork or germany and that's it there's got to be a sign around here somewhere this feels like oh oh brazil okay well i guess that doesn't confirm it like we have united kingdom banks in ireland but i'd assume it is brazil um we need to oh is that just air conditioning is that what that says i don't know i was hoping it might have the name of the place or something oh wait boss rio branco okay that's brazil is [ __ ] massive though anyone want to help me out here hello anna brazil is huge it really is [Music] left of brazil okay your bronco should i be looking for that or is that like just a street name or what that oh oh wait hold on by some miracle i have managed to find it okay great oh god the place is huge um right i'll just assume we're here and i'll go back to the stat how the hell did that happen um i could look for the bank maybe this oh my god like these buildings look massive we must be in some like financial district are we um god it looks so nice here hmm i don't know whether i should look like the bank is just over here isn't it it's down the street yeah maybe i should just look for the bank it looks super central so i imagine oh sorry my alarm's going off so i imagine it's like here somewhere right it's in the south look for the hotel i could do to be fair wait south section maybe oh this is going to be hard isn't it maybe i should look for something a little bigger because i am i i might be looking for a needle in a haystack here uh yeah i might need something that stands out a bit more what do you think try and find the river that's not a bad idea actually let me let me go down this way and i'll just go straight hmm okay there's a big park i don't know what that means it's like i'm zooming in for clues and i'm like i don't speak portuguese uh okay we got a road coming into town big road so we do we might be on the edge of town somewhere oh we might just have to take a guess here it could be around here hmm i think i'm willing to take a guess what do you think just got here is this germany e under the river uh let's see like under here e right above the letter e wait oh is that just because i selected um you see the more you zoom in the more there is i don't know where the bank would even show up like would i have to be very zoomed in for it to show up um are we in germany i think so all right i look for the park the problem is there's a few like there's a park here that's pretty big there's a bank there but i assume that's not the bank we're looking for oh wait wait wait wait did it say the name of the parrot why can i not go back go bring me over oh no that wasn't i thought that was a sign for the power god damn it um i think i'm willing to bet just around here somewhere let's take a guess holy [ __ ] we were far away what the hell no wonder we were in the complete wrong city what what what that bus lied to us it can't be going that far is it okay we relied fare too much on that bus oh for [ __ ] sake god damn it i trusted that boss and it lied to me mary thank you very much for the bits i i appreciate that and thank you so much for the follows and i really appreciate all the follows um oh sorry hold on i gotta make um a quick little tweet about um about me video one second here we go bear with me okay perfect and then sorry now i just got to make a quick little uh ah my head a quick little tweet and sort this out and we'll be good to go um sign up and make quick comment as well my apologies i don't mean to keep you waiting it's unfortunate that my upload time kind of conflicts with my stream time um it is very very unfortunate but here we go second okay and let me put this up here and there you go okay started i'm still just so betrayed by that [ __ ] boss so i'm so betrayed this is honestly the greatest twist i've ever seen greatest anime betrayals like what do i even believe anymore after that all right it'll be some somewhere in asia right i'll need help in germany no i don't think so philly thank you for the bits that's very kind and ella thank you for the stuff as well very kind uh israel okay what can i look for here um intersection maybe okay i'm not gonna lie this is gonna be an extremely tough one uh i need something to oh wait there's a street sign over there does this help try to look for a big sign you're right i'll look for a massive sign if i find a big sign someone in chat will have an idea right what the hell is that thing jesus christ that's terrifying there's got to be something big here hmm yeah i need i need to just have one those maps that says you are here it's just hard when the language doesn't resemble english at all because i don't even know if the sign is relevant we're not trusting bosses again that's for sure okay what about this does this help at all the old city it says i mean that probably doesn't help at all and then i think about it i got a lot of people saying it's israel but we do get we're getting some others as well jerusalem you think i see thailand as well but i think most people are saying israel so i guess we'll go with israel where israel is quite small isn't it bear with me my um when you start getting into like this area of the world my geography is quite bad and also my brain is half asleep you think jerusalem this is going to be hard um okay wait wait the writing is hebrew so it's israel since it's the old city i assume that means jerusalem okay do you think we should just guess on there because i feel like this is going to be a really difficult one i'm just wandering around it's the blind leading the blind at this point now and don't thank you for that look for a college maybe um but the place looks huge as well oh maybe i'm willing to just guess there i think there's a university there will we guess that the outer city and that is kind of the outer city hmm thank you liam all right it's a tech college go south from the college hmm i think i'm willing to just take a guess because i don't i i don't think i have the capability of getting too close here yeah i'm gonna guess all right you know what 73 i'll take it we were in the complete wrong section but i guess that makes sense because there's there are signs to the old city but uh that's not bad at least the boss didn't lie to us again i wouldn't be able to take that not too bad not too bad oh this place looks lovely oh no i'm gonna need a lot of help again everyone as soon as it's like like because if it's a european language or like you know spanish or portuguese or whatever sometimes the words look similar but if the if the language has no relation at all to english then i i am lost this place looks freaking cool though jesus all right where are we japan i'm thinking germany wait am i stuck i can't seem to get out of this loop maybe i can take a left up here instead okay good i can it's a dead end hmm jesus strange road we're going through different seasons on parts of the same road somehow okay i need assistance trying to look for a big sign apologies if i miss something that's actually useful because i'm just trying to make it certain that the sign is gonna be useful by looking for a big one you know uh is that helpful that's probably a street name i guess uh we're gonna need a bigger sign there's bound to be one down here at like an intersection right oh big sign okay is this helpful at all is that helpful got a blue sign there white sign up here definitely japan yeah i think we can 100 say japan it's do i trust you oh you're just waiting to betray me after fact's sake i don't god damn it where is it i think the bus sign is in braille anyway so i don't think it matters it's just can it chew at the side don't do it i don't think i should trust it either but i lost where i was for a second there and what do you think the boss lies maybe we should just leave the boss these are so difficult why can't everyone just speak garlic um more signs oh god it got very dreary now all of a sudden oh oh oh here we go yoda he'll help us all right that's gotta be as though he's gonna say that's gotta be a sign that's gotta be like a helpful sign right [Music] shown in life town southern japan you think um oh sorry any idea it's north i get so much conflicting information god help me if i actually ever need directions from you guys he'll send me all over the planet and i'll end up in germany no matter where i want to go um right on the coast which coast find it you will thank you yoda left the middle oh jesus uh wait did did we see something like this earlier kashiro or is that my a little bit east um now you're just trying to mess with me i don't know what's real and what's not oh i'm in danger i'm lost thank you so much for the follows everyone you're kind black guy fish thank you for the the bits stefan uh it's milk taylor joy g andre the dust donald ella uh philip knope and uh mark said thank you very much as well you're very kind middle of the main island on west coast look for the numbers are these road numbers i'd assume i don't know if i'm close enough to look for numbers yet because i don't even know where i should be looking i'm trying to let the chat help me but it's kind of hard um is it negative people are saying i i saw two different people say that so let me take a look um yoda is it up here yoda please where are you i guess they could look for the numbers from here 47 and 404. my brain is 404 right now 404 okay we got the ouya over here 404 um wait are we here 404 i guess we got to see where it intersects with 47 is that what we should look for the 404 keeps going jesus oh sweet but jesus it's such a long road is that still the 404 no it's not okay 404 we're looking for 47. are we i'm am i doing great i think 47 was on the right still 404 404 no it's four or three now [ __ ] this is hard why is it not easy would 47 be a smaller road at least we're getting closer thank you for the tips is there anything else we can look for this isn't really working i'm just wondering do i have to zoom in closer you know 23 is there ten okay i do think i have to be more zoomed in okay that turned okay okay i can do this i can be this zoomed in and move along um um 47 i probably s skidded over it now i just maybe this isn't a good strategy what do you think that's too far from tokyo wait but we're looking for 404 road why should we be near tokyo like i'm not trying to be smart i'm actually asking why why why should we be close to tokyo this is [ __ ] hard so to tokyo check around tokyo really wait i'm gonna leave this here wait really i'm a bit concerned here where you're bringing me it felt like we were on the right track were we not hmm is there more 404 roads like i i don't know it seems confusing i love that roads are just all over the place i got 51 going on to five four and all this it's so confusing in every country there's obviously some system to it that i'm too small brain to understand but i just don't get it 404 it yeah my brain is 404 it spans across the country i don't know if it does i i saw the start and then you know what i'm taking an executive decision here and just guessing you were right i'm sorry after all that i was just getting frustrated with not being able to find it there's pesky road 47 honestly i think that would have taken me so long to find i think i'm better off all right how do i do how do i do a custom map one second i want to see this one i can't believe that okay uh wait i can just go on to this yeah i am the former esports captain yes all right ireland but it's what this is the custom map wait it's [ __ ] moving do they have a google boat now what gg what the hell i am so confused how is this a thing i'm on a boat yes how am i supposed to find this it's somewhere in ireland but like i can't choose where i want to sail i just have to keep saying the serious canal oh my god i'm the one that's going to block it i'm so confused where's i think i'm heading further and further out to sea okay wait so north is that way judging by this compass so i sh i'm heading east right but i'm on the coast somewhere where the hell am i i'm gonna be in some bay right i'm gonna guess i'm here oh my god i was so wrong why are we in a lake how was i supposed to solve this gg on that one jesus and ccc thank you so much you know what we should do we should do mario maker if people want to make um uh if people want to make mario maker levels and put on how can you tag them can you put on hashtag cmk because i would be totally down to do your horrible mario maker levels this is a great map how did you find this i am so impressed how did you do that i was so confused that's oh that's true i was in northern ireland i didn't even think about that to be fair i still probably would have just guessed here then at that rate or like and now that's too busy i probably would have just gone for like one of the bays here like there in wexford i suppose seven points though better than nothing won't mario maker be more compelling yes i guess but we're going to try it how can you do it in mario maker are you able to put hashtags on them because i would love super mario maker 2 yes yes sorry i should be more specific i know nothing about it i just think it'd be really fun seven hole points it's a win i think it's a win there's no bosses in the water they just say it's brazil again anyway and just lie to me how many points for cork how are city names and garlic so weird they are very weird i think you can share codes and tag okay if you want to put in cmk if you call me kevin then i'll take a look either on stream or video i think it'd be really fun um corpse kitty otters are great azure black live fish stefan uh milk burley thank you very much taylor joy thank you for all the support i appreciate it um right gang i think i was gonna say it's been a short stream but it's not it's been three hours 20 minutes but it feels like it's been short for some reason uh i am having a lot of fun i'm just i feel a bit [ __ ] under the weather with this uh these antibiotics i'm on are just taking their toll you should go lay down and drink water i think i should too i still have to record some stuff as well but my brain's just like not working not working at all it's just a mess um but yeah i need to uh i need to go relax i think for a little bit um then do my do my little recording um but uh thank you so much folks for the um the support i appreciate it all the subs bits and all that i super appreciate and kevin is high i honestly felt it earlier my brain i just felt like i was just so out of it thank you for the follows everyone i really appreciate it thank you for joining our little cold community community yep that's fine um but i did post a video just there if you want to check it out some fall guys i think it's pretty fun i actually wouldn't mind playing some like fall guys now on stream and stuff but i think it's for the best that i go get some rest um i don't stream on wednesdays so i won't be streaming tomorrow but i will be streaming on thursday i think we're going to try some more minecraft so we'll see how that goes um but yeah thank you so much for joining me i do do really really really appreciate it um i'm going to send a raid over to kiwo um the last time he won then we're playing some monster hunter i sent people over to dan this time i'll send them to kiwo so go enjoy that thank you so much for joining me i appreciate you just following along my stuff and um just being a chilled out community spending your time here means a lot to me thank you for the 666 followers and yeah enjoy your day nice morning whatever it might be and enjoy the stream that i'm heading off uh that i'm heading you off to brain no working brain 404 my brain's south of tokyo right now um but yeah enjoy your time folks and i'll see you again soon videos on the channel remember some fall guys i think it's a fun one i think it turned out pretty good so you know season four and all that wait anyway enjoy bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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