Wake and ExtraEmily Yap For an Hour and a Half on 4/20

use Berry again I'll just pick him up from here um have a good life I hope it just doesn't get too hot in Austin where we can actually still uh bike and stuff you know cuz sometimes it gets way too hot what are you doing why are you doing in there oh the boiler room I stored my bike here have you wait is that from when you did did calorie challenge uh I did the calorie Challenge and I and I biked to Iron Forge with this bad boy wa but is that huh I know that that's what I is that white is that has it not left since um I I took it out to try to find my balloon how that go oh my God we had to talk oh my God wa oh my God we need I need to tell you about that [ __ ] um also do you know weed do I know weed like do you know do you like get it that's the highest s you've ever said okay do you get weed though like I know you know weed but like do you get weed I took four Puffs and chat's like I'm thinking it right but okay I think I think I felt it but I'm I have to show you it I don't know what do you mean wa you think you felt it I I'm pretty sure I felt it and like now it's like getting I'm like back to normal all right you got to talking about here is this is did you what did you buy I bought it from Iron for the front oh yes this is from the front yeah know that's a scam that's a scam yeah we we can't sell real weed exactly that's what I'm saying this is a SC oh yeah yeah open it open it the munchies red cherry punch sativa 1 and2 G top shelf liquid top shell flower liquid diamonds what the [ __ ] is that wao there's liquid diamonds I'm telling you what dude the IP Bros [ __ ] ruined weed who's IPA you know like you know like guys who are really excited about ipas like oh we're going to go to this micro Brewery it's just north of the valley yeah okay they ruined weed yeah like the micro Bros and the [ __ ] Marvel dads all ruined weed they made bat chest as [ __ ] and like nerdy they made we for nerds really yes like that great when you stole it out of your friend's dad's underwear drawer that's when we was great when you could smoke two entire joint did not know if you were high and now it's just not the same and now you smoke like half a puff of some kind of synthetic concentrate and you're ruined for a week uh-oh okay anyways let's see okay did I do it why did you smoke it I just is there a clip of you smoking no I went to Clips because I didn't smoke it you didn't smoke it so you didn't get high at all you no I smoked it but I didn't do it on stream but I didn't smoke it oh you didn't smoke it yes yes yes you know what this is legal to have into smoke what we we don't sell illegal marijuana out front it's a legal loophole it's called like thca or something it's like an inactive THC so I can I can light it up on stream I mean you know what for sponsors maybe you just don't but you can in theory why is there like a glass P wait really yeah we wouldn't sell something we could go to prison for oh then I should do one right now yeah and if you thought you were we were going to get in trouble for that why did you did you film yourself buying this from the front I did like what do you you're already in possession dog what are you doing what okay um so how tall should this be generally I this this is real marijuana and we'll get you high but there's a legal loophole for it so what happens what is a legal loophole I don't get it there's a specific kind do you remember whenever coming out with like okay this is THC Delta 88 Delta 9 okay well they went even a step further they were like technically the TC that you get from a dispensary right is called like it's a thca or something like that it's like an activated THC because it's grown under sunlamps it's like a really specific it's like grown at a certain temperature and so this is grown in darkness or something what this one's Darkness there's some kind of like or it's not kept in like a sunlamp area like there's specific maybe it's a temperature issue but it I think it's a temperature thing right temperature when the marijuana is exposed to the flame it becomes active at that moment but it is inactive to that point it's inactive like inert because it's not grown at a certain temperature from what I understand it's very funny but yeah it's a real thing and they get away with it and sell it everywhere in Texas but so can I smoke it on Street well yeah I mean probably I just maybe don't unless you really want the clip no I do not okay I mean like you can and you won't get I just don't want chat to be like cuz they don't know if I actually did it or not so yeah I but maybe I just take it that way you can smoke it and I can hold the camera towards me and confirm because I think they'd trust me oh maybe that's smart or maybe you can explain what I'm doing by words oh I can shoutcast it yes yes Emily is taking the joint to her mouth right now no B lighter in the okay she's having a hard time getting the spark oh we have flame we have flame okay we can do it um what the [ __ ] is liquid Diamond filling though yeah that's kind of scary um so what did you feel okay so I I I just coughed a lot okay like I was like like cough cough cough cough cough Andrew robot 11 just cough cough cough cough cough cough and then I was like okay and then I think it worked typically you know when you're high I I felt a little I was like really Smiley and I still am I feel like this part of my cheek is up more oh that is a stroke L 3 just resubscribed 10 months that's that's not being High um almost drown in a hot tub once I was so high what why and I didn't out for a while and I us start C bringing in water into my lungs what and then I was in the ninth grade oh my ninth grade wait that oh my God you crazy Bean yeah ninth grade is wild really I feel like a lot of my friends started smoking like the e8th grade nth grade I don't know it's Norm like I think it depends on the state or something was a very mischievous cre and then I stopped really yeah and then you stopped oh yes now he doesn't even drink I just needed to ruin my development um all right so do you want to get high as [ __ ] you a [ __ ] nerd or what no not nope you I want you to confirm one puff you want me to confirm one puff that I do one puff yes can I judge the puff yes and if it's a weak puff yes if it's like it's like a good puff okay deal okay uh the the lighter is out front borrow someone's lighter yeah yeah iron for is lighter you bought a lighter and you were like excuse me can I use your lighter please I have this point okay I'm trying to be fed one puff Andy okay so you know what you shoes oh nice wake M said they look like deu shoes I'm like but they're so cool they look like uh Joker shoes I don't think they're deu but they're Joker shoes like The Joker color palette there Shacks I mean I think they're good I I like them all right you know what let's just move on why is there a bubble though it's a pump the old rebot pump dude these are like vintage ah vintage yeah puts a bunch of air in the tongue you want air on the tongue no not at all it's a terrible product but cool as hell Chad w w drip I think W okay thank get you I I just want to do this so chat can know the truth you know so then I'm not a weenie jaad trust me I get hella high I RI I RI serious blun I'm not a weenie I'm not a nerd and then I have to talk to you about the Bobby situation cuz what I mean my air balloon situation my Air Tie balloon situation his name Bobby his name is Bobby the balloon why they all always need a name the balloons get names of course everything that is in my life has a name like bury the bike got it great Hello nice to see you to see you how are you good how are you doing good good everything been all right yes I hav see you in a minute oh yeah I haven't been here in a while what you been up to uh I just have been playing Elden ring nice yeah I tried to get into it and it was way too frustrating oh really how far did you get um I got past the first boss I got to like the the the castle okay I got to that boss I like I can't cuz like I play games to relax and ah not relaxing and it's not relaxing for me that's fair that's very fair yeah like I'll play W all day and Quest and have a good time and just chill in the Elden ring I was just like this dude it's is not fun I'm just yeah It's upsetting that's all it is it's a it's crazy oh nice to see you Nick good to see you later guys have a great day bye you to wow we love wow oh the into the back alley what smoking holy so sussy oh my God down here this looks yuuuu oh my God this is scary it smells kind of like a cobbler corn cobbler what's a cobbler is that corn aren't you from like the mid you're from like cobbler country yes Nebraska's a lot of corn dude sow [ __ ] way freaking epic do you want any uh wake no oh okay I won't take any either yep sounds good okay well Chad time to talk to you about the importance of not smoking weed yes this is an abstinence only course today you really shouldn't do this yeah okay and Emily is not going to right I'm not doing it if she were to do it I'll tell you what she would do though exactly wake what she would do if she were doing it at this moment which she isn't because she doesn't believe in mind-altering substances is she would be cackling failing to okay now she needs to know what chat okay so she would be wondering if chat thinks it's cool if she's smoking weed first things first is it okay yeah I think Chad thinks it's very cool that you're smoking weed okay and what she'd do next okay is check again she'd probably check another two or three times I'm just reading chat mhm okay also this is just for 420 funny us not smoking weed us not smoking weed you know person you're talking to is sober huh he like got through recovery and everything like he had like a he was he was an addict and he overcame it you no Nick oh Nick mhm I'm proud of him and so I'm up there being like like I'm quietly being like can I have the lighter please the lighter like trying to like make sure he's not cuz I felt very bad about it okay I'm ready okay so Emily is um now um she's kind of um well I'm describing what you're doing which is right now you're researching all the harmful effects of marijuana on your cell phone so that you can teach people all the reasons why they should stay sober this 420 b b Bo okay so um what Emily would do if she was let's say shadow Emily dark Emily okay dark Emily right now would be holding a joint to her mouth and uh kind of walking around like she's doing an Al Capone cosplay oh what do you uh think you're doing over there um yeah she's looking like the three one of the she's looking like the fourth of The Three Stooges who's just trying to fit in right now um she is failing to light okay and she what she would do is she would fail to light the joint altogether she would hold the flame briefly to the joint while it was out of her mouth and then she would put the joint in her mouth once the flame had already expired and she would do that a couple times and laugh is what I dark Emily would do that yeah so what dark Emily doesn't know is that you have to breathe in while you hold the flame to it that was absolutely not it what dark Emily would do is she would take a puff take it out of her mouth and breathe in with the smoke and hold it for a sec and then she'd let it out that's what dark Emily would do do she'd do it a second time oh wow all the brain cells would be going at this point and she would be a very jolly person getting slowly higher is that enough for dark Emily maybe what facts have you learned about the the The Perils of marijuana use um bad for brain yep mhm mhm mhm um slow good is that good bad for brain and slow she learned so much and I didn't cough that's that's a good thing because she didn't smoke wait uh uh what are you worried about like you saw me do you saw in my what dark Emily would have done yeah I saw I saw you demonstrating it um I mean you know it work you got a couple puffs down dark Emily did in my theorizing of what she'd do it was two hits it's still going you can now breathe out if you were Shadow wait there's nothing in there dog you mean you got to rip it and hold it rip what oh you got to like really you got to take it in like air yeah that's what the thing said on the internet of what to do if you wanted to ruin your brain yeah yeah kind of but if you really hold it then you really feel it interesting yeah yeah yeah okay so the real Emily did a fake demonstration with regular air and the air was really harsh on her lungs because it's so pure there that's that's what does it yeah yeah you have that tickle in your thrat that's what does it do you like my demonstration that was a great demonstration okay now what okay um what's up man hello um stay stay safe out there and then oh do you not want it to you probably just put it back in the TU justb for S months but it's yeah but it would it this is glass so it'll probably just extinguish itol cuz it'll get suffocated thank you okay there you go a child come by that was fun yeah which is great cuz we were showing him what not to do in our demonstration with dark Emily what did you just say exactly these are the perils what we just say Okay um okay so um waake I need to talk to you about Bobby the balloon you have to okay let's go all right y so you feel anything you shouldn't yeah I just like to smile can you give me your sixner wish later oh yes beautiful oh thank you thank you very much thank you Jasmine see my eyes look the same your eyes look the same yep I'm normal why are you looking at me why like that it's a new train but he's not real dude you're so high oh my [ __ ] gosh that's crazy bro wake money can you come back I noticed something what did you notice when you put your hand in here you only touched a few of the things not all of them and I think it would be nice to give them all love okay should I go all the way to the end yes did you guys notice that too chat yes that was great thanks everyone's happy now yes yeah I what happened about Bobby oh my god [ __ ] oh my God let me tell you everything do you have your popcorn oh no we have water um my hand's too tired to hold the gimbal I need to get a table get a table yes see that's the first use hand too tired I must Place chat down tired hands that's what we always said in high school you have tired hands yet really is that a thing oh yeah oh then I feel that mhm also that kind of deep empathy that you felt for all the bars I do feel empathy for the bars marij con it connects you to everything that's good okay so um let me tell you yes [ __ ] about Bobby okay okay give me a second okay so I have this air tag balloon yeah his name is Bobby Bobby the balloon Bobby the balloon full name him please Bobby the balloon and he was in a balloon okay no no he so the air tag was in a balloon real quick can you be commute saying Bobby the balloon for me Bobby the balloon that was not bad okay hold on everybody's catching up oh where is Bobby the balloon Bobby okay continue so the air tag was in the balloon air tag too heavy to f one light year 1229 just resubscribed for 15 monthy okay you're like an County housewi subscribed for 23 months speaking of b um to heavy to heavy heavy know that one float balloons I add oh my God uh okay so I add a bunch of balloons to the air tag balloon to have it fly up fly fly fly fly flies away okay and then I don't hear from it and for 2 days it didn't call you it didn't call me it didn't ping me did you break up with him it's my son did you break up with him awake I would never that's like crazy you never break up with your son yeah ew no this is edus okay we don't want edus no you don't want that um okay uh what was I say uh okay so Bobby too heavy to Flo oh too heavy to float a lot of balloons so away multiple balloons okay and then the air balloon flew away like that and went high high in the sky and then I was watching it leave my vision mhm heartbreaking did you have like a bonding experience with this balloon before departing or like what what what did you guys spend a day together how do you why are you so bound to him it's just like I literally gave birth to him like I was making him and I so I even got this Boo Boo from him okay so you so Bobby just dated in your womb for a period of time and then you birthed it why are my eyes red why are your eyes red well Emily it's probably from staying up so late trying to learn all about marijuana and why you shouldn't smoke it yeah okay so yeah okay you gave birth to Bobby and then you just subscribed yep off he goes two days no ping what does it mean to have no ping cuz an air tag sorry that sounded a lot more sassin than I wanted because sir wake it was an air tag and the air tag should ping my phone when I have an update on its location so I watch very fervently is that a word fervently fervently is that a word yeah okay I was watching very fervently oh I can use big words what's your favor favorite big word my favorite big word like like not like big was like it like makes you sound so fancy like oh my god do you know this [Music] word you know I just I don't really believe in using that kind of you know Arcane diction that's not me I I I'm more of a people person I want them to understand me famously so what why do you say famously cuz that's what I'm known for is connecting with people speaking in terms they understand I don't think that was the right sentence can you surfe it cuz cuz you didn't have to add the word famously in there I think that I think that threw off the whole point of the sentence no well no sarcastic oh sarcasm okay like I'm famously very funny you know people know that about me it's that okay anyway how are that's how are you what are you so stumped on what can you define the word fameless le like renowned for yeah yeah what but that's what famously means yeah oh Emily oh yeah Emily was famously not high yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay sorry sorry I forgot that was a word cuz I thought it was just F was it meant the word famous with ly attached to it but I forgot that famous that is exactly what it means though what do you think famous means famous like camera light action famous girl even if I could say that like Iron Forge is um you know or not even Iron Forge I could say that you know Jasmine is famous for being kind at Iron Forge gym you know you famous doesn't mean you're a celebrity it's an adjective it applies to celebrities but it like applies to a lot of things so who's lying there has to be [ __ ] fouchy who fouchy fouchy lied people die where's Brit at um okay so this is it uh I'll tell you okay my favorite word yes okay Chad don't forget to answer the question as well like a famous I don't have like a like a favorite word I use I kind of just use the word I'm thinking of in that moment I don't have like a word I'm like now's my time to ult you know yep let's see um I like you know what I like the word [ __ ] what did you just say I like it I think what did you just say is that allow said again I think it's you can always say that Australia like it's like just I feel like that's only allow in Australia can I settle this can I settle it yes yes [ __ ] yes I feel like in terms of is is is it just me or is this like I I never really hear people call people cons why you saying I don't but I feel like there's a lot of like false outrage surrounding that word in particular and I don't know if I makes sense to me I feel like everyone just drew an artificial hard line at that word oh you say am I wrong here um but chat do whatever chat chat chat heard it it sounds so much better than [ __ ] for instance I think it's nicer I think it's a fun word it sounds great I mean I but if of course if I say the word and Emily's like that makes me so uncomfortable to hear then I'm like okay I shouldn't say it then because that bothers her and I don't want to bother her but it's such a good word oh dude she's High I no I'm not yeah she's demonstrating it mhm anyways so um that's my favorite word to to make people know I'm uh educated isn't this so cool that we're live right now that it goes up like that chat goes up no it's just like really cool that like that like the screen moves is that awesome oh my god dude I was thinking that too like wait cuz this isir I don't like this I like this you don't like this you're watching me man because like like okay look at everything else there nothing's moving nothing nothing is moving but this device no man can look closer man show the movement everything's moving man no no not just molecules man and it's all moving yeah but that's gas cannabis just subscribe it's vibrating man be the words out in my mouth man you're vibrating man yeah yeah cuz they're wavelengths yeah man that's that's cool oh wait and you're right wait everything is moving because the the audio wavelength is moving everything like our voice is touching the objects so it's also vibrating on top of the object even even the most even the most you know like inconsequential being is having a profound effect on its surroundings man think about the bug in the bush man you hear it all night man what bug in the bush yeah that's what I'm saying pretty far out Chad was that cool anyways here's the cool thing here's a word fortuitously yes I don't know what it means but I use time fortuitously I think it means to build a blanket for it fortunate that is what it means it does yeah mhm okay cuz is like it's good luck like or it's like how lucky that that happened how how like that it's faithful how cool this happened that's for two oh my God I was looking for my gamer Stu's water bottle and I was like it's right behind you oh my God is that extra em my God it is pe's oh man hold on shake that up you smoke weed don't you uh-huh do you have like a food you really like eating when you're high that you don't care for When You're [Laughter] Sober sorry in my head I just okay can you can you talk to Chad yeah we'd be the worst I I don't think streaming high is ever good why I I don't know how you'd like I could not stay focused when I'm high I'm a [ __ ] digus I I'm really a dingus no but like I'm like I get really mad at myself when I become a dingus like I'm like why can't I think right now I don't have fun when I can't think oh yeah no I get so upset if I can't connect my thoughts I get like I like Tail Spin every time about dumb things too it'll be like trying to remember the lyrics to the DuckTales theme song [ __ ] so stupid Mario what the [ __ ] Tail Spin Mario sorry I was still thinking about that Yahoo remember when you were a Mario speedrunner what happened to you you changed um now all you do is talk about Bobby I am very obsessed with Bob your husband's son I am obsessed I I don't know where he is yeah he's probably out [ __ ] other balloons what yeah no yeah why would he do that because he's of age that's why you sent them off balloons mature very fast Emily e wait does it huh you don't want your balloon to be happy the balloon can be happy then he's he's going to be breaking some balloons he's going to be snapping some lest you have to confront these realities this is a part of life just resubscribed for two months we have to confront these realities that's part of life yes yes [ __ ] okay so anyways he broke up with you you can't find him where is he now okay so then he landed in a quarry a quarry we still have quaries in Austin yes I literally thought quar was just a game I think was an actual thing atin okay no no no Austin is actually like so there's a ton of L wait is there a conas here what did conus say dude what is up Kus man let's get high [Music] man conus I what did conus say ah he's sending it some good vibes oh yeah man thanks a bunch here really appreciate the good energy you admit man you're bright Beacon of light man like am I rude be honest I feel like I'm sorry like some like am I being rude you remember when I use the word [ __ ] yeah I would never say that about you un unless you did something really cool be like she's a [ __ ] sick con that was dope so I'm not cool no because it'd be really cool if you did something but that means you're saying right now I'm not being cool so I'm not a sick CU see word said that's the only other time I'd say it they never use it as a pejorative I wait but you know what I'm saying yeah you're not rude why do you think you're rude right now well I don't know if it's like my brain comprehending but I feel like uh when when I'm when I'm listening I it's like every other word is that is that how you always feel like is this a confession no or is this how you feel right now because you I'm normal you're not high I'm not mhm yeah we know that you didn't smoke weed no but like yeah yeah okay yeah but see like I I just feel like I'm rude because like because like maybe like I'm not respon like M the question like what if it just doesn't hit me what do you ever just say can I lost my train of thought can you ask me that again okay I will you know there's like always like a really easy way to be note typically clarifying questions help a lot honesty what is honesty I cleared my question what is honesty yes do you want me to Define it or do you yes please I would love if you could Define it I think Honesty is the transparency in regards to your thoughts and feelings if someone asks you something you don't say something that is false to protect yourself you be brave yeah I know okay sounds lame got it mhm so yeah you know you don't have to be rude but also you can and also you know you know what kind of person I hate I'm going to tell you right now who I hate the well it's not a person it's a kind of person what who it's the it's the I just tell you how it is guy you know what I mean they don't like it I'm just say I'm just saying what we're all thinking I'm just I'm just telling it how it is who does that the dicks it's a dickish thing they're like I just do not going to care about how this affects anyone I'm just going to say whatever tell it how it is guys yeah [ __ ] you there's always a better way to go about saying something or they're like saying whatever I think is absolutely correct and that's how it is wait doesn't tell it how it is mean that they're honest it means that they think what they're saying is correct Beyond any shadow of a doubt and that everyone agrees oh but so there and anyone who says otherwise is clearly like deluding themselves so tell it how it is is like they're stubborn in their own ways I think it just means that they're inconsiderate ooh that's a good word that doesn't mean now sometimes they could also be correct and it is a necessary thing it's it's there's finesse to the application wasn't that song good I love that song it was really good no sense they had a cool dance in the middle and I didn't I wanted to learn it so bad the Bruno Mars dance oh nice I never seen that it's good video the music video of it it was so good it was like the best part of the song was the music video it was like an In Living Color set it was [ __ ] awesome uh what are oh that's CI B yeah oh yes yes yes okay I know that song Emily be real yes are my shoes El RZ and Unk pilled or are they stup toilet [Music] are they on or are they are they are they skib can I look again may I scratch yeah you can scratch these are the original Shack attacks like Shaquille O'Neal yeah this is first signature shoe with Reebok it's they're rebok shoes yeah reok yeah is a rebok good Reebok was so cool in the late it was insan y wake the bun on your top suit 2018 Brew just trying to tell you how it is what I don't know uh what they say you'll wake that your top so I like the bun oh it's not going anywhere unless so the shoes yeah are they elz or are they skibbidy or are they unkilled and lame see what does it mean oh my God am I just a like am I just a pawn in the capital Society okay so if you told me that those were Nike shoes I would have been like they're cool but now that I know that they're rebok shoes I'm like not cool so what does that mean yeah that means I'm falling like I'm like yeah here's the thing what does that mean these aren't just rebok these are vintage reok and rebok when this was a rebok were like the [ __ ] sickest shoes yeah I I I would I said that I think they're cool if they were Nike does that make sense wait what did he ask what we guys um Emily dude you're like trying to win master Baker today how baked you are right now man [ __ ] man what would you cook on Master Baker if you were there what is the top what are the topics baked goods do they have themes I don't know yes usually every day is like a new thing can you bake anything no I can't either I'm not very good at [Music] baking what are you good at that sounding pointed what am I good at you're good at a lot of things like what are you like man if there was a competition I'd win it's either huh typ racer you can you you type quickly yes with those Nails yes wow you can do it all yes what else can you do um I can also I could probably like fall asleep the fastest I fall asleep pretty fast that's sick dude and that that's why you type so fast you can fall back asleep OU wait what is typing and sleeping have to do with each other because you get done with your work quickly and then you go to bed but a lot of my work isn't on the PC like some of it is you have Elden ring I do you know what Emily why don't you scare the conversation okay guess wait what's your favorite food my favorite food um it's beef liver e my favorite food like ever if I were to just I love pizza so much but I don't know if it say my favorite food it just depends are we talking like how does how I feel after I eat it have anything to do with this yes it has to be the entire experience okay because how I feel after I eat the things that are most tasty to me I can't like I can't do it anymore because like I I have a sweet tooth yeah I'm like I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] for sugar and sweet [ __ ] I agree like I'm a saucy little MX and if someone came at me with the right array of of of sweet and sour dessert Confections I'd [ __ ] give it all away so it just depends and always what I'm saying if it's about like what like I would be most stoked to go out to eat I Love Sushi like just good old fashion like tuna ngiri I love that um also mochi's really good and you get that the sushi spot as well like the experience of it great um other than that I mean I love fresh fish Ceviche have you ever had Ceviche you'd have not have you I know ciche sometimes there's shrimp in it there can be shrimp ciche uh the base is uh cucumber sometimes doesn't have to be the base is fish no it's not yeah it's it's mostly fish no it's not it's a dip saich is a dip no it's a it's a it's a fish dish no no no you dip it you dip chips in ciche you can yeah sometimes it's served with pastas or chips yeah but not always there's there's no fish in a Ceviche bro that is literally what it is it's raw it's raw fish it's raw fish lime juice sometimes tomato onion I thought it was a d dip a lot of people eat it like a dip like I have no doubt that what you had in NE Brasco was a dip calling itself saiche I have no doubt about it here saiche um you can eat it plain [ __ ] yeah dude 100% it's a Peruvian dish it's [ __ ] delicious okay I also I love any kind of carada like Mexican carada just like grilled meat onion lime yum um I like f Zuma you good looking how I become a gigger like you rg's in lanky in skinny with my right arm slightly stronger than my left one rg's my girlfriend is literally a body pillow rg's teach me the ways wake what wait can you can we read that one yeah what the [ __ ] was he saying I don't know what that meant oh jeez wow so good oh just silly goose so L you oh he's doing a it's a Grayson cosplay oh um so I'd say that is my favorite so many another thing [Music] but really dude when push comes to shove one second yes I would throw it all away for just like ice cream and candy like I've got a baby like a child's palette I think it's so good ice cream is a great choice wait okay but anyways what's your favorite food mine yeah oh [ __ ] dude Penning Curry like really good Thai curry is also up there for me love Thai food Tai is great chicken s anything with like peanut sauce in it [ __ ] oh dude oh [ __ ] all right never mind this is an easy answer this is why I don't eat things there's too many choices I I would [ __ ] malfunction if I could eat anything every day uh eat everything every day if I had if I had unlimited Choice like if I allowed myself to eat whatever I wanted that day I would never eat cuz I just get stunlocked trying to pick yes yes okay so Emily what's your favorite food I love H Sushi That's So Dope we're on the same page as Sushi all right what about who was your childhood Crush like I don't know not like a human being that you knew but like a celebrity or something hi Emmy I want you to be like Max from my third grade class oh yeah like a it's just a celebrity crush right yeah like like when you were a kid Taylor lner you were Team Jacob of course I was said hi huh [ __ ] what you were Team Jacob yes I am always Team Jacob I never Team Edward yuck why why did you say it like that I don't like Team Edward you're have to explain explain yourself I think Edward wasn't as cute as Jacob so I like Jacob more wow shallow mhm mhm that's why I said that I like Taylor lot and so that's what made me into Team Jacob yeah Jacob was rich and you just went for what was on the surface yeah I guess so but wasn't Jacob good I don't I really don't know I I I dated someone who made me watch three of them and the only thing I remember was the baseball scene the final one like where they're fighting with the yeah and then they there's a brawl at the baseball field yeah no the baseball scene where they play baseball you know what I'm talking about no dude it's like Pete Camp they just suddenly play baseball I don't know why it's it makes no sense this just just a baseball interlude I don't know if it's just to make them be like vampires have fun too but they just play baseball I don't [ __ ] know the first one they just played baseball in the middle of a [ __ ] vampire romance which is like no one in their Target demographic could have cared about baseball which is why I'm like what the [ __ ] is cu no kid cared about baseball at that point baseball was a dead sport passionate about ball the opposite I'm passionate about Stephanie Myers's [ __ ] writing and it not being good no I'm not Emily if you weren't streaming what would you do laying down no I mean for work um I would be uh I I think I would probably still be doing my my stupid dust job this would be the perfect time for you to do as many bounties as possible what what do you mean do you remember have you seen the Poke dicks slip no Poke Balls has to do an ad read for Dick Sporting Goods and he's clearly just zooted out of his skull and he can't get through it cuz he just keeps reading the word dicks and laughing you've never seened Goods oh dude it's one of the it's one of the funniest clips really ever yeah ever it's so good I can't believe you've never seen that you should just go do bounties all day do you have a bounty board I don't have a bounty board cuz I got banned [Laughter] yeah rip it's okay very unfortunate bounty board my bounty board is bye-bye oh man that's awful I know it's okay it's okay life goes on Emily is that really good to you right now like really sweet I really taste the flavor yes that's one thing I really admire about marijuana is how cool it makes food taste like fruit fruits taste like candy to me every time I'm high I can eat any fruit it's so sweet I haven't been high since 2020 really it's years 3 years I had a friend who was really into dabs you know dabs like the concentrate smoke I don't know what that is good because you need a blowtorch for it which is overkill but I had never I hadn't smoked in like years and I was like okay I'm going to I'm going to smoke this but what I need you to do is tell me when to stop pulling from this dab rig right like ripping it brick what a dab brick rig oh like a like a like a machine and uh he was like okay I'll tell you when to stop so I put my lips to this thing okay I pull for like what I think is half a second and he says stop I stop on command I was high into the next day it never ended everything was so good food is so tasty when you're high I have fried rice I really feel like like the couch which is cool like I feel the couch like like a and then when I yeah or like I feel the object so like when I'm holding it mhm I'm I'm like really feeling the texture of it it's quite cool so you have fun when you're high yes you don't overthink when you're high nope dude I you it makes everything about my brain worse huh marijuana anytime I smoke I just I'm like every thought becomes six other thoughts that's not in a very unproductive way just Oh no just I'm like in my I'm like trapped in my brain oh get out well I'm not right now I'm not high oh good that's s really scary way that's why I don't smoke weed okay that makes sense not everyone has fun high it's like not fun for some people they're saying the same yeah I started noticing things she has thoughts she has no thoughts to over things she's grounded she's in the moment dude it's cool she doesn't care at all she's chilling um I'm not even paranoid when high it's just like I think a lot it's different like I'm not like worried about like people plotting against me paranoid you know what I mean sorry I need to um tweet something Lake yeah what do you think about Twitter what do you mean what part of it um like in general like do you like it I'm glad we have a genius innovator like Elon Musk at the helm you know what I mean did you ever hear about Elon musk's like burner account where he's a toddler and he's like it's called like Ewan Ewan M or something and he's he like role plays a toddler that needs his diaper changed and it's like confirmed his account that's weird is that real yeah it's [ __ ] real I don't like that it was like an ALT account and he would just like glaze his own dong and be like elon's great but he'd also RP being like his own son it was very weird Obama I hope your voices will finally work on this one a car no way man my shorts weekend chill out don't work for I'm sorry of you shut it and ask spongy for the secret recipe it's cute though now what do I think of Twitter I miss when cuz Twitter was like the only social media platform where I could kind of pick what I wanted to see and it wasn't like an algorithm trying to predict it you know what I mean where if I followed someone I'd see what they posted and I hate that it swapped to a 4 thing cuz now um all I see are um just really attractive women all the time and I hate it why do you hate it cuz obviously women suck dude girls drool boys rule girls rule boys trle girls Dr boys oh no girls drool boys rule no I I think Twitter sucks I think all social media sucks I actually think it's a cancer I wish I could I I it's so they dude everything was so well intended and we had this moment of just true Serendipity where we were all sharing things that were interesting to us and then suddenly someone was like I can make money doing this and then the websites were like we can make money off of their making money and then they were like okay the thing that gets the most engagement gets promoted more and then we were like all right then we're going to put [ __ ] Subway serers over and overlay of a woman cutting a top over an audio of a man talking about why all men will be lonely forever and that's going to be the thing everyone watches that all in one breath because the what do you mean you that was you are like it was like Rap God by& I was like how did you do that do you hear that chat that was really cool you were like that was really good okay guys the only way we can get back to normal is if we all um just start sharing photos of our cats again that was the best time it will never be better than when we were just posting photos of cats what do you think about Twitter um TW like was so cute and I'm just kind of sad like that is gone oh wow so you you've created the distinction in your head that Twitter isn't X well I know it's the same thing but it's just like they're just different things but were you asking me what I thought about like defunct like the Twitter that is no more no I was asking about I was thinking I was asking about X so you're it was a very good answer I hate it I hate but do you like social media like do you have fun on it or do you feel like a prisoner no I do feel like a prisoner I feel like a prisoner I hate it that's why I never post on any of my socials I'm really bad at it yeah I love streaming though I feel the same exact thing cuz it's not as curated I just I just go and do what I like yeah when you start doing the the toxic cycle where you go okay now I guess I'll check Instagram okay I'll check X now I'll check Reddit and then you go in a loop we live in a society dude and then that's when you know it's we live in a society dude you go from X to Instagram to Twitter to Reddit Tik Tok is we live in a size to size Society from Joker bro yes that's scary yes what if for the Joker cuz you have Joker shoes too and then and then I feel like you're like dropping hints like oh like like oh I'm the Joker and I like see if I can pick up that's my I'm the Joker oh my God my favorite scene in Walking Phoenix's Joker when he goes I'm the Joker wait wait that would be really cool imagine you were the joker I'm the Joker you just did this [ __ ] you think the Joker Is Real a it's just a comic there's no real Joker I think that there are a bunch of people on the internet who LARP as the Joker it's funny cu the Joker is like a very relatable character he really is that's what's sad about that's why he's a great that's why he's so revered he's a very he is a relatable character I haven't seen the movie so I can't comment so I will just stay quiet yeah but you have no problem being like you're giving me subtle hints you're the Joker you don't know who the [ __ ] The Joker Is Well it has to be like yeah like it's has to be hidden so I'm just like letting you know that like I kind of catch what are you I like watching um Netflix okay reality TV reality TV is based actually I think it's interesting yes I think so too and um I just started watching beef the [ __ ] is beef it's a show bro you got to watch the bear on Netflix it's on Hulu I don't I don't like Hulu I don't do Hulu has two of the best shows on TV right now what the bear and what Shogun is Shogun it is the best show I've maybe ever seen wait isn't Shan anime no it's an adaptation of a Noel no they definitely anime no I mean there might be a Shogun anime but Shogun is a liveaction television series limited series on Hulu it's one of the best things I've ever seen in my life I mean shun huh oh you're thinking of like a Shonen anime the genre of anime yeah no Shen no Shonen is a is a genre of anime oh a sh it's like a children's Heroes Journey Shogun was the type of anime no no a Shogun is a a Japanese emperor with total control over the island I'm sober no yes I am I just woke up and I'm like I am and now I am oh okay no she's sober guys up yeah it's like if you just do it it happens wait what is this s sent me a video what did s say Bella just resubscribed for three months did you lean towards what the [ __ ] go s sent a video stop it okay SE Joker Baby Oh I thought that was seir talking the first time I heard it and I thought it was going to be sear in a joker suit and I've been like sir's also the Joker The Joker baby That's a classic so yeah that was exactly what you said the little hints would be it is him is that seir yeah that's se's old stuff that was seir in the video can I see it again I did not know that was him it looked like a different person so it is B is that from when he was like 15 yeah he's he's lost some weight he looks so young you know what though it's like that guy is exactly who should play The Joker like that was that was great that was hard I think he would have done well Emily what's your biggest fear like what keeps you up at night let me turn the lights down are you trying to get me to enter the darkest deepest deaths of my brain yes but but but when I'm yipp I I I'm like just joyful I don't want to think about sad stuff I want to think about huh I don't I want think about happy stuff happy great [Music] question I will sing my answer in the form of a song and you must wonder why it's because singing is my number one on my list singing is number one on your list it's not what I'm trying trying to make it for the plotline of the rest of the song mhm what's the question oh well made me happy mhm things that make me happy are very very fun that's from The Sound of Music it is I never seen that movie you sang it perfectly though that's literally the line maybe it was like uh like a commercial and the song was like in my brain waiting to be unlocked and I I just did it now yeah it's pretty cool so Emily as you were saying as you singing oh was singing That's PR good I I was singing instead of saying I was say you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did you say as you were singing as you were singing yeah whoa that's cool cu you can replace saying with any verb like I could be jumping you could be like as you were jumping I could yeah that would have and kill just as okay as I was singing the things that make me happy are a lot of stuff for example I like it when people call me tough and then we Buzz out in a musical she is the strongest Shee a thousand boats from to and jumped across the Moes okay so being very tough but that's not even true I just want to rhyme for the song so we're not we're not getting the thing that makes you happy today are we wait I talk about Bobby yes Bab she in a quarry you know Austin used just be all quaries cuz we have a ton of limestone Austin show speaking in the language of the quaries and I was like what Austin can speak to it okay then I'll ask Austin to maybe help me get my balloon so Bobby's in a quarry okay so Bobby's in a quarry and no [ __ ] oh wait I enter the premises okay with my car mhm I'm driving want my car what kind of premises is this very Rocky and the issue you huh like you went off-roading that was part of it but that comes later so concerned um I drive in okay boom on the side yeah private property this is not a public road no I drive through to get closer to Bobby I turn around I turn I'm still you're like my private property is in your private property exactly mhm I keep driving and then I find like a a turn into like the woods I don't know you always take that turn yeah I don't know and then that goes like closer to Bobby like so I'm trying Bobby am I am I doing something illegal so you're asking me if when you trespassed on private property if you did something illegal correct but okay after the private property sign if you drive a little bit further it says pass the private property sign pass that sign it says open Monday through Friday clear as you drive further into private property there's no more private property signs so the private property is just for that little square it's just for that sign you just can't drive into that sign yeah yes okay okay okay anyway but yeah if you drive closer Wake On another sign is open Monday through Friday open Monday through Friday from 6:00 a.m. to 4:45 p.m. okay mhm it's open I drive right in okay I'm just saying is that illegal well I mean no it was open exactly no but I don't know wait tell me the truth it's okay I I'm wondering yes so you remember that sign that was like private road yeah that means you can't you're trespassing on that road now really yeah what the sign said what if I didn't see the sign well okay so let's let's do this how about this we go outside we find a man right now we beat the piss out of this guy why we get caught comes up to us and we're like we can't hit him I didn't see a I didn't know was there a sign I missed the sign no I didn't know could hit him I would have said that they were safe right I what I'm saying okay then we're good yeah just say I didn't know I didn't know so just so I'm clear and I want to make sure that we just before you use this defense when you found the the sign did you stream yourself discovering the sign and and saying like oh we can't be here yes okay oh my God am I in court right now I'm just saying that if I were you know the general cuore gamer 67 just gifted five Subs to the channel knew that there was video evidence of you reading the sign out loud and then continuing I'd probably use it if I were now I'm no legal whiz all right I'm no legal eagle but I say that that was pretty that's pretty damning so they can sue me well they they could maybe if they don't know what the fine is does it say uh punishable up to $2,500 or something trespassing just a private property maybe they were just teasing you like playing hard to get go it's private property don't come here I think so too yeah I think they were just being kind of demure $200 was if you like get caught dumping stone or something wasn't it okay yeah okay and you dumped an air tag so it's not the same yeah yeah they're completely different things so so is Bobby just so I'm clear is Bobby currently getting like mangled in a quarry where heavy machinery is operating and dropping heavy things like Bobby could [ __ ] death I'm say I think he's on the side of the road or something just chilling hopefully he's not getting of the private road or yeah it's a private road wait that would be really sad if he was all messed up he's all alone I um I'm going to be honest with you you might want to call the Quarry and see if you can arrange a pickup no I called them was they she is misremembering must be the brain I no private property where she ented to go Offroad even the Google car drove on that road wait sorry uh must be the brain to go Offroad I have I was mis remembering there was no private property sign where I entered to go Offroad even the Google car drove on the road that I drove but the Google car could have clear you think so but if if she remembering must be the brain Rod there was no private property sign okay well then wait when did was why are you why are we coming up with a private property sign um how did you make that up in your head huh me or hold me yeah you did you just make up a private property sign no no no I saw it in one entrance oh I thought I saw the in the second entrance too but did I not I don't know just do that they'll they'll they'll let you through I don't know going to be me Wahoo so I should I should I give it up or should I try to get Bobby what do you think you um should never give up on your dreams true dreams are all we have I do have a dream of saving him and that might be the most important dream uh cuz that's your that's your husband's son um excuse me you asked uh what did you ask you asked something earlier about story no it's about the Bobby story but I didn't answer it I apologize please forgive me I think I asked if it's like inside the Quarry I don't know what I asked I feel like I asked I feel like all my questions have been answered good I'm glad you feel that way I I do think it might be J though really she passed an open gate saying private property is where the no he's not lost he's definitely on the quar rivqua here let me show you it um you have like the local of Bobby yes and I even have the Sandy area around it okay look wait it still says last scene yesterday is that bad today today at 12:48 a.m. he's still there we have to save him okay so here he is no notice how he is literally on the road like he's like oh what is he has to be there um okay um it looks like if anything he's just getting run over over and over and over again that's not true um but he was last seen uh a long [ __ ] time ago like like 16 hours ago yeah no but it's it's been there for like the past few days so I feel like it is so we just have to find a way to get to that road without breaking a law yeah so get look at how close I got I got to put my car my car was right here and you gave up cuz B no it was or like yeah it was like right here and I had the chance to like turn onto this big road but I did it because a school bus of people stared me down as I was wait so a school bus in the FL yeah but it was it was adult people in the school bus it was like workers labor and they were driving past and they went like this and they just stared at me and I was like they going to report me so I just did a u-turn and went home but if I and you never passed a sign that said you can't drive here I didn't if you never passed a sign that said you can't drive here you can go back and go get it really well yeah if there's not a sign that says you can't be there I mean the [ __ ] yeah I didn't see a sign well no I mean is there a sign I don't no I didn't see a sign then yeah you could go I mean that's the only thing that would make you you not be able to get it as if there was some law saying you can't be there but there was nothing suggesting that except for the [ __ ] you're like gaslighting yourself with which I don't get yeah that makes sense so yeah you can go back cool I shall yes I think I know what to do now it's just like I I feel like trucks and stuff drive on those roads and I don't want to brush them with my big car trucks drive on every road yeah but I feel like a lot of trucks drive on that road and like what if my tires like mess up the sand of the road and you're worried about your Tesla ruining the road that trucks drive on because maybe it's like trucks only Road and like if I get my puny little tires onto the road that may be like a effects the efficiency of the road did you see a sign that said Trucks Only Road only trucks TM I did not see that sign but I did see like on the other side it was like that's why I'm confused wake I can I can go on to it I don't know if there's nothing saying you can't that's what I'm led to believe I don't know thanks wake yeah you think you just can't go into the into the Quarry itself like if you like go mine rocks maybe that'd be bad why did you what did you do huh you just grabbed my fingers no I'm shaking your hand yeah but why you're grabbing my fingers it's not how you shake a hand you go thumb to thumb like this oh isn't that kind of intimate what it's like is it not to me that's how hands it's like like this is the deepest part of your hand cuz like the fingers like the part hands with you no I know but I just I just say like whoa I I think grabbing the fingers is poor form okay let's do the real form then what is happening to you sorry yeah like that that's a handshake is that have you just been grabbing people what I do yeah you grabb my fingers you doing that your whole life to people no I'm kind of giving handshakes I think I just in a silly mood today there yep keep always practice on yourself first that's what they say I have a good firm handshake okay yeah these are positive affirmations what else do we want to say about ourselves I am a winner I am a gamer yeah yeah you are gamer cuz life is a game yep you uh you happy with your game yes wooho how many how many points do you have a million quadrillion that's so many points but yeah the limit is infinity so I'm not close at all well yeah you could never be yeah that's just why H it's infinite huh says it's infinite no life isn't infite isn't infinite it's it's finite it's finite well your life maybe oh wait we talked about how you would want to be a mortal I still think you're cray cray for that I'm so in dude I don't know I'm so in I mean like I don't know what the other alternative is but I can just drift for forever I think that' be wild I'd be SE in you what if I could just drift forever I'd be down you is just in the vast expanse of the cosmos maybe I just hit this like meditative trans would be cool BR Mr CJ gifted a tier one sub to warmcore soda uncore they have given 15 gift Subs in the channel the phone's talking oh my God we have to get like by fire I had to make sure it we were we weren to knative while I was talking what if think I'm mad at us the phone yeah always listen that'd be crazy you always got to listen thank you CJ Emily do you like being high I think it's uh nice what's nice about it it's like I'm just floating [Music] away and I feel very smart yeah you CU you are thank you wake can you ask me a trivia question to prove that I am in fact smart ask you a trivia question um Shivers let's see is a whale shark a shark or a whale oh real shark is a shark or a whale it's definitely a shark because the adjective comes first so it's saying it's a shark like whale so shark final answer it is a shark yes right adjective comes first yep I knew it I knew it what's it between shark and a dolphin shark have point he sharks sharks don't make noise dolphins go done I mean more like taxonomically oh what does that mean like how they're distinguished like in their like scientific like taxonomy like ballist like you know Kingdom FM species genius shark is a shark I I ask like what type of um yeah like what kind of aquatic creature are they shark a shark is a fish oh anal it is you're right o here's one uh-huh what do lemurs and dolphins have in common they're mammals yes what Behavior do they have in common outside of the obvious they both can swim no they both get high really yeah they willingly get [ __ ] up using other creatures that give off toxins a lemur yeah lemur do they get high as [ __ ] whoa 420 they eat like these like centipedes that are poisonous they just like tweak off that [ __ ] that's awesome can you name three Canadian provinces duh any3 Toronto is not a province it's not what province is Toronto in Quebec no that is a that is British Columbia that is a province but that's not what Toronto's in uh Sasquatch Wasa watch Wasa watch that is correct yes what is it is it not it's Ontario it's Ontario Oh I thought Toronto was on the on the west I got Toronto and Vancouver mixed up what what's Vancouver in Vancouver is in British CL yes see see it just it just mixed up in my brain but you know what I meant in what state is Vancouver just north of Washington which is just North of Montana no no vow Washington what to start with oh OHA oh oh orgon yep yep yep yep yep yep if I were to say the word Edenberg would you be upset yes why I'm upset that Kate has cancer okay that's actually that's valid I guess okay but it's not how it's pronounced they get really mad when you say that what uru oh it's Eden bough Eden that's that's UK right yeah Scotland okay what is oh here's one what is the second tallest mountain peak Mount Fiji duh try again oh um it's I know Mount Everest is the tallest yeah I don't think fiji's the pyramids um which were built by aliens which are also responsible for who assassination JFK who is still the sitting president where United States of America that was sick that was really really good wait what's the answer for which the uh K2 who K2 is the second tallest mountain peak in the world I've never heard of that my heart liive fork2 you just asked me to give you trivia I'm just giving you dumb trivia oh yeah what is the capital of Cuba cigar yep what is it Havana oh [Music] Havana wake yes the brain teasers might have to end I see that Chad is time to make our way home Emily it's time oh I'm glad you got high and did a fake workout I didn't even work out but it was fun talking yeah it was a good time you're you are high no I'm not I'm normal look my eyes are normal oh I'm noral don't look too close nice workout that's that's what I if someone came up to me and said that I'd be petrified I'm nor I'm normal I'm normal does that feel intimate and scary to you oh do we do it right yeah I did all the way okay nice yeah that doesn't feel intimate or crazy if you were panicking yeah I I just I I went from the lazy to the you know the handshake yeah um Emily's gonna someone asked how you're going to drive High um over the speed limit is the answer as as quickly as possible don't worry chat I got an Uber I saw our rep it thank you wake I will see you very soon you're welcome Emily I appreciate you listening to my yapping and I appreciate the questions and your nice stories that you have shared today thank you Emily it was very formal of you I appreciate it speed and thank you for the the um the talk the the voice over yeah of course give your Uber driver my best I shall thank you be safe don't forget all your things you have a lot of them yes many things many swag where did I put my keys here they are okay let's go to thanks wake John saying thanks with a bye with the sad little Emoji bye guys bye guys uh yeah I did not work out at all but that's okay okay yeah what's new bye wake all right see you dude have fun wait why are you changing your shoes so I can work out on them oh oh these are just my like fun wearing around shoes I don't want to [ __ ] them up doing exercises yet as long as you like the shoes waken do you like the shoes Emily I love these shoes okay and that's all that matters there are the shack attacks yeah Shack Attack One re that's pretty cool black top Edition that's pretty unique fun it's got Shack back there oh there he is he Duncan he can dunk is that accurate uh no oh yeah don't trust it it's all fake news bye wake bye wake was very nice

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