[Vinesauce] Joel - Unfair Mario ( Mario 64 Hack )

right so we're gonna do a little bit of unfair marking the Knights so what is unfair Mario well it is yet another kaze a man your hack the the the super wizard of hacking known as kaze we all know him has counted up yet another one of these awful things and I'm gonna bite my teeth into it so with a game title like unfair Mario I I'm sure I'm sure it's gonna be fine right oh boy oh boy you know you gotta love the the game title I put on on Twitch here mariusz cement factory it was the same game I put for a Brazilian bootleg Mario I don't know what more is cement factories and I probably will never figure out what it is but let's just offer intensive purposes say that it was the the lost Mario game of the 90s where he made cement alright anyway let's get this on screen how you guys doing the Nike has doing good so they were Aurora or aurora borealis there's time of day yes I'm not kidding it's like mid-august and I still saw it outside it's getting cold which is great cuz like summer heat awful so no more AC on the streams that's great but anyway play this is it alright let me just do this and get it on screen for you everything ready all that jazz wait wait wait wait wait all right do that and Mars scare the [ __ ] out of me holy [ __ ] it was so loud it like blasted my eardrums to Uranus okay oh my god Yahoo all right no fur you low it is it is time to receive the damage in the head can you say something I'm an unrelated to this hack this breakbeat or whatever but listen to it it's almost like an Amen brick brick that they play in the tech notes that I've heard so much about and here it is the game comes with a plus by the way I made sure this runs well and it does obviously but you know that I haven't done anything Yahoo I'm sorry you want to be stupid you know one of these days I wanted legitimately just like extreme mario 64 no not no funny mods no funny business just stream it you're not I mean because it is one of my favorite games in fact but you know that is not today we will be doing the crap version all right so without further ado everybody from let's play this thing all I want to welcome you all to the string tonight a good time and how the [ __ ] do i I see okay now okay now I know simpleflips played this and simpleflips is a legitimate speedrunner at this stuff and I am NOT and Oh get the [ __ ] outta did dude simple flips it's a new big boy in town shoutouts to me damn see that what the [ __ ] did I use do strats man hello toda you just made a terrible mistake Mario a cat that from hundred now hundred are you doing tonight jet how you know I'm a good time guys reset reset keep going okay well if you're watching us on YouTube later on then you will know when to skip oh mama oh mama quality streaming everybody okay no more talking to toad oh boy nearly got ya 222 one okay here we go 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 a half quarter fifth and eighth almost zero zero I wanted to punch him like I was a joke but for a moment there I'm like if I talk to him again [Music] no more exploding doors please after we find more fun yeah right oh but back to this huh okay mama oh yes okay let's let's see if I can do that thing again I basically like hang on how easy was that to do oh my god I might want to use an infinite lives cheat no no no this is okay how are you okay just jump over it okay maybe it's not that impressive then okay well uh okay listen [Music] got it no more quicksand no more [ __ ] now again I didn't play this before the street it's all set up beforehand I'm guessing or I don't know regardless doc guess I'll play the first level I'm afraid to talk into these pink bow bumsoo watch oh if you want to render your library plastered by water bond okay no counting yeah it's to be all right so far you know every time I say something is alright uh-uh no no [Music] I'm sorry [Music] [Music] well you know it does live upstairs name I suppose tell you what tell you what I know how to get to get to really see oh here we go 4d chess baby okay how dares call my mountain ball Rogers at one of my burial mountaintop never loaded my god you'll never escape my grasp you'll never take away my powers door hey but she loves you Mario if you want to preserve let us prove ourselves in [ __ ] battle can you pick me up from the back turn over to the world curve I think that you get off Oh Oh get the [ __ ] out of here oh damn it oh Jesus all right well so we cannot oh dammit god dammit that's m2 lives that's me is getting very very very good now listen it's all it's all in the mind man and it's just jump over it birthday yeah okay here hit our thought I was like better than simpleflips I could do what he couldn't like you know second here we go oh [ __ ] is sand sand floor okay we go I you know what you know I have a great idea Nobel bombs I have a fantastic idea now I learnt this through simple flips he talked to something on blind Mario [ __ ] awesome Tonya right now man Master my big balls coming or something right - backwards long jump I don't think blj is like I mean I can try I'll try it on the stairs I guess please don't [ __ ] with me no [Music] [ __ ] damn it there he goes I love it's on the red coin - OH oh Jesus Christ okay well all that way back in well what the [ __ ] what am i do i'm actually gonna die here okay wait wait wait wait I see becoming the bomb well that night I could beat these bombs or [ __ ] you yikes okay just do not get oh no that's that's it [ __ ] whatever I'll do uh cool hello I'll do the other one Thank You Mario awesome I guess I'll do the silent thing huh we're peace-loving but bombs that's awesome all right here we go how much are you willing to bet that this cannon has been has been messed with no no it's it's good there we go regret incoming here we go it's actually caught normal that is a place that all right fine if that is the case I can do this completely legit what the [ __ ] okay [Music] great try the first level again I know I can do okay since they're perpetually getting more messed up I suppose that is a certain kind of normal yeah good quote oh no no no you know I got to do this right it's calling a and then he's personally hyper hyper hyper mario super JP o-64 are you guys are funny oh wow what the [ __ ] am i doing out of reflex I'm just like going to the teleport no what the hell am i doing okay be careful now I don't even trust the coins I don't trust anything no okay no it's fine it's fine coins don't [ __ ] you trust nobody alright now can I do this I bet it's like super fast or something we got alright here we go actually kind of easier it's gonna say anything shouldn't say anything and I'm afraid whoa what the [ __ ] is this okay well tilt your head for this one hold okay well okay look listen all go out I'm gonna [ __ ] puke try controlling this I know okay me the entire game is like this now no no no no no mercy no [ __ ] no oh what the [ __ ] I gotta do this oh okay hey welcome back to GTA 1 and 2 Mario oh god Chloe still okay okay the Cohens are okay okay no gosh I think he's being real funny huh actually thinks oh-hoo-hoo-hoo guess what it's about don't pass [Music] hey what's up look here's a deal casa didn't know that i have the power of xsplit baby [ __ ] legend the master Strikes Back what the oh no no no no what the hell is that now this is like 200 IQ play right here hacker man ok I said I'm still gonna like play good though I can't be [ __ ] around it I think the skybox has been a little bit messed with Joel does a Fink listen listen no goddamn it this this stream is it's Turkey streams Turkey through and through it the old us a smart dude back in your genius well I appreciate that but listen I still got a I still got a play good as I said the Joel doesn't think no okay that this dream this is going in the bin this is going in the [ __ ] bin oh come on just get up there joel gets smarter and smarter every day that's right and we're [ __ ] okay here it is no more [ __ ] rounds as I said I don't want to touch that the heart you don't know where it's been all right here we go here we go boys telling it right now I can do this yes sir I don't speak unto you okay now here we go I got it we got to do this you'll be careful okay I got Tomic right I got time it right it's like a roulette wheel you know it's like an extra challenge you know I got time it right [Music] Marga gets more disorienting everyday okay wait wait wait hang on I'm so bad this come on come on son okay no more [ __ ] rounds okay so you're like upgraded um you know he's he's fine guys the master is back all right well there we go I know technically I already have this one but I want to prove it I could do it anyway oh [ __ ] yeah okay good that's how we do it okay uh there's a bit of a problem here I could I could unfuck the situation or I could just like own up to my mistakes here and kind of just oh god okay no no no let me let me let me do the situation better here because oh mama okay okay still got a oh [ __ ] oh if you just tuning in we're playing a super unfair Mario and it's turning out to be really goo all right now this one probably do hey Mario is it true that you beat the Big Bob the big bomb we you must be strong and pretty fast so how are you anyway fast enough to beat me Koopa the quick I don't think so just try me how about a race to the mountaintop where the big bob was well you say when I say go let the [ __ ] begin ready all right no no no [ __ ] around actually oh you know what you know what forty already unless lucky speeds up I should be fine and you thought and I don't like those love those sounds I hear things okay whatever I think there's something going on with the Chain Chomp baby [Music] well he is pissed off he wants that Mario ass okay dude easy-peasy boys Koopa the quick more like coupon oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay well at least at least I already kind of have that the store officially like already so whatever that's silly reshoot to the island in the sky though so what was the most insane here I gotta like hey what I want to experiment something everything okay here okay there we go no I don't want nothing to okay some ideas instead of going towards where the canonists I'm gonna like do a sort of like a skidoo little upwards the amount that here and you know there's nobody up here it's somewhat up at this time you know the bomb is dead so I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do it like a large jump is that even possible if that's possible actually can I think so maybe fire you do a backwards long jump you can know uh maybe I mean let's let's looks analyze this hmm you'll just die jump a third time you have to do it off the wall off the wall how but what about this one down here let's try this one I'm gonna stick this so I don't know if this is the catalyst or like the the one that kills me but all right I'm gonna try Hey worked it worked it worked very doable okay now I still gotta focus on this right here King baby king we actually did this and no [ __ ] not bad not bad now what's going on with more you there all right let's see what the next one is I forgot which one it is tell you what let's try another one China on the course forget about these [ __ ] doors what if you touch the tree in the floating island I guaran-fucking-tee you that it's gonna be something funny funny [Music] there there it goes okay let's try out [Music] requests guys which one we're going to do first I don't know I was thinking maybe like Jolly Roger but slide slide okay let's do slide it and you're real [ __ ] funny huh [Music] now for a moment there I thought that was like intentional but no that's just kind of the game itself all right here we go good so far I don't know what what is in this game and what isn't like people okay move it so far no [ __ ] okay we're not gonna go down this line let's try out let's do uh do the penguin okay little penguin loss here we go all right now simple flips taught me something last time that you can like what was it and I was on there France workers to give you a thing but I don't think you can do this time but this there's some spot here we can just like stand and I didn't know about it ec boys Lucas laughs whoa whoa whoa what's up stop no no [ __ ] what are you doing you come here no no okay so this is part of the game get the [ __ ] down here stop this is this is nothing to do with the [ __ ] RoMac get down get the [ __ ] down let's stop it I swear to God just get the oh my god holy [ __ ] just please [ __ ] down from there okay good spot no okay good no mama oh holy [ __ ] okay you come towards me good be nice come here come here meow meow kitty in this guy I don't know if it's part of the wrong hack or whatever but when I turn away he's like hey buddy I'm your friend the moment I look at him uh uh okay let me let me try the I don't care approach [ __ ] down from there god damn it mister please no okay I'm just gonna reset this is this is excruciating come on but this is part of the raw Mack there's no way that's like this yeah yeah yeah please yeah yeah come on no no [Music] yah-hoo time to die outside one more time no more no more [ __ ] around this time okay at the penguin and don't make the same mistake to hold the ship okay no mistakes will be committed okay no no no no be careful be careful be careful be careful holy [ __ ] nightmares nightmares nightmares nightmares no no SS ever been [ __ ] with I didn't even know honestly okay good and there we go not too bad guys not too bad that's not my baby [Music] [ __ ] you're talking about [Music] it's not your baby not your baby huh really hey hey baby how about now fine I get to the other baby then we'll see that that was a good jumper come on get a [ __ ] penguin good they have two babies now get over these controls oh my god if I'm a precious precious baby ready then I can ever thank you Mario okay awesome no jokes though no jokes [Music] all right [Music] that's not my baby [Music] I get your baby look collector baby will collect your baby any last words just one right [Music] well that was that what I deserve so I did like but little penguin lost so wait how is what is slip-sliding away then I [Music] guess it's gonna be fair and good I'm gonna die I'm gonna die it no okay listen these skills I have for Mario 64 come on son look at this look at this look at this even though I'm not gonna get a star for this I still gonna show off you know those ones sort of killed me what killed me but nope mmm-hmm I don't [ __ ] think so I don't [ __ ] think so OOP okay that's the story there's the story but I thought late little penguin losses the one I I but like you're supposed to do but whatever you only get don't get the story if it's the race oh okay alright well let's try out yes got any requests here boots er Doc's slide with it slide though oh no oh God Oh No [Music] okay well you find out surprisingly normal actually so that's what I liked about this hack it's like some parts are unfucked some isn't Yahoo so you never really know but anyway I saw people saying transporters and Jolly Roger be Tamas guna the Jolly Roger Bay because the the temptation I'm not [ __ ] around what swimming is is is is too high and you know it let's see here I wonder if I could do the second one okay well anyway treasure have the ocean cave the where these points coin whatever all right is it gonna be normal oh no no no it's [ __ ] toxic like Chernobyl water acid water and I thought it was gonna be like super fast swimming or whatever but no it's just acid water how the [ __ ] do i if I can't do that they read the sign this is anything different to all the sun's like this okay I thought I was just like one one thing only in the bomb battlefield but this truly is marta cement factory in metal hat ferchaux well that's like way later in the game so okay [ __ ] it Ben totes the same right no no they're all like this - hope you had a good time watching tonight because I I sure did it I mean the metal hat I probably could like hack it and I guess but like what's what's the point today by the way this one thing I really like about Mario's model in Mari 64 he's got this really like tubby ass on him he is like a big boy you know mostly look at him it's very like low fee you not I mean it chunky no I notice doesn't have like a Hank yellow ass it's got a proper acid here we go oh thank god that's almost over [Music] chunky coffee okay good good good new fifth okay almost zero zero thank God never talked to toad again alright it's nice for workers here we go oh mama what the [ __ ] does it like that before I do yeah okay it wasn't like that before okay so it's games perpetually [ __ ] with me top of the for Chris now I know this is love it's gonna be [ __ ] with immediately it's just that vibe about it you know what uh okay he's normal that's a sound I make you don't have too much Chinese food and privacy listen what the hell actually uh you know what I can get through this right now but okay having Chinese food in the toilet no no on the toilet did I say in the toilet [Music] okay better Oh God okay it's an orphan Clancy oh it doesn't stop okay then that really mess with my mojo through the toilet living for our spring roll I'll eat through any any toilet oh oh thanks buddy wait I don't need this [ __ ] I can just like teleport right guess I do need to do a lot control play here then what [ __ ] that thing [ __ ] it okay I just remembered I have spring rolls in the freezer you laughter this string guys you're gonna have some spring rolls and you ain't tabbing any all right here's how the pros do it - all right now I'm gonna show something off that I do every time in Marcy before that still blows people who know this thing tells me right that is like the green demon challenge no no God oh okay I know there's there's a Japanese mean with the green demon challenge is to activate a 1-up in the game you have to like go through the level with it chasing and so you know all right well listen let's not do that I can still do it just fine I just thought if I just don't reach the top I am gravy you know oh [ __ ] with snap you okay okay it changed it okay okay there we go listen all you got to do is just not touch the top and you are fine the ass I was saying oh no no he still activates oh no no no no no please no oh oh sweet Jesus oh this is scariest thing ever okay okay guys next spooky Saturday we do you know what's happening okay nope nope chill out so wait with the the mushroom spawns even if you're like halfway through the thing let me experiment one more time one more time okay no it doesn't oh god no no no no hey what [ __ ] that thing I can still get off no problem it's in a mandatory anyways when to show off okay there we go now check this out a lot of people don't know about this to this very day and it blows people's minds every time I do it and this is nothing to do with the wrong hat but I'll show you anyway but there's a one up in here check this out most people don't know about it it's just there so uh yeah blew your [ __ ] mind then they let nothing with a truck try it after sale Ohno first first [ __ ] try oh no no that's how the [ __ ] do I get up if it's like a broken person if they fall down it's just going to be Oh now [ __ ] this and probably still do it right yeah Oh Oh son Oh son come on best ever come on BAM you need the owl look now we're gonna try them out red cones on the holding out that is it's that out oh I'm still alive though where am I oh they're dead here is okay well you you chill out now who's up there oh it's still daylight they should be sleeping okay who's up there stop talking me who's up there who's up there what I'm saying it right it is he saying who's there oh mama stop anytime stop talking to me I'm not sure what I was supposed to like survive that so uh I mean I am in one frame to exit the level really okay hang on wait I can probably do this honestly one frame pause here don't boys listen it's all in the mind guys there's a classic MARSOC before death loop it feels like I'm playing a ocarina of time okay well guys reset looking like you know on patrol it's gonna break you're this [ __ ] alwa reset to [ __ ] out reset there who's there have I have a better idea that's what I got Bowser I want to see boots ER and I'm done when I never play this again [Music] anyway hello boys it's me boot sir wash [ __ ] there it's me door I don't think can avoid that exploding door maybe it's the other one that opens up okay here we go let's try that boots are out there we go [Applause] no [ __ ] okay Oh [Music] Mario's ascended oh no no come on just just be fair for once I'm in I'm gonna get out of here okay well uh I can totally got out here come on it's all in the mind wait I can break these cuffs can't break these cuffs okay well goddamn it should be just a way to do this I feel like I'm gonna do something any stream has never done I'm gonna break out of there these are not shackles in Mario's little Italian posts no no these are shackles after mind and any shackles can be broken with that without with enough mental power I'll do it I have to wait wait wait here we go right ready for this feet power activate go potato foot go long-jump okay I'll try wait I'm actually doing one of the speed are things Oh Mike do you see that I didn't the the [ __ ] I'm doing it I break out of here here we go breaking out of here tonight boys give me maybe not I mean I'm getting out here tonight and you know it okay how about in the corner in the corner seems like the best idea other direction this right here okay mario has sex with a wall did you say the S word on stream you can break the chains party Oh Dan huh how about this about this is this a turbo for this right patroller plug-in and then well I don't have any project or doesn't have turbo on its a [ __ ] pause buffer I don't know how to do that - I'll try though so I'm just like hang on what am i doing this is how you do it is how you beat Mario one more time here we go but I'm doing would you believe me would you believe me no no no keep pretending that joel is some sort of like speed on master here that can totally pull this off okay one more time as I'm stuck in this zone up boys I'm giving up we're gonna have to find another way into boot sir hey guys the the worlds are only in your mind and if you focus enough you can you can achieve anything wait what the [ __ ] oh thanks alright let's try the other one let's try the other one there oh the other [ __ ] Dora system yeah I did it explode anytime Oh mom okay well that tries one more time no no no no okay I know what to do now okay so what you got to do you got to do a bait-and-switch for the the the red Twinkie kind of like go up you got a just kind of like skadoodle a little bit and just kind of you know lure it out and then go back there we go trust me it's totally doable it's totally doable look at this look at this look is gonna be beautiful right check this check this meme out [Music] now I gotta see where it is it's bright there guy see the edge you could [ __ ] get me huh not the [ __ ] master huh classic huh it's me boot sir Bowser here nice tallip old Mario joke to the judge space alright here we go this seems okay so far I don't know how much kaze worked on this before he said like okay enough enough so for all intensive purposes this might as well just be done after the Bowser I know but it feels like Bowser is gonna be [ __ ] with you know what am i doing all right it's member blind Mario when I did that I've had so much struggle with it by the way I've been like not a lot of people that play don't play video games I've been like teaching Mario 64 - it's like play this game that's like 20 years old now and let me tell you something you [ __ ] me right when I didn't expect it right when I didn't expect that you went and you [ __ ] in my [ __ ] god dammit oh oh please no no okay well anyway as I was saying you know you guys give me a lot of [ __ ] for like being bad at video games but you know you know I play at least I like above-average you know I you know maybe but here's the here's the deal right the deal is the deal is what do you see someone that has no reference of video games right like grandma playing a video game and you're is baffled by how like inept they are like anything in video games and I've been I've been teaching myself a lot about like inner patience because uh I saw someone play this and I swear to God they walked off the first like stark in this level this went yeah and he kept doing it just like I got I got to achieve a sort of Zen here I gotta calm down I gotta stop being an angry person [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah about that guys that was a nice achieved it yes sir you know hey guys I'm gonna above average gamer I can do it just one okay you guys know that I've won video game awards for best video gamer mm all right no gets angry every day I love this meeting I [ __ ] love it I absolutely love it okay no no no okay for a moment there I thought I was gonna devolve into like me being stuck it's the cheese block here is the Spongebob a little quicker than usual it feels like it but I was the one up right no more no more okay at this point all I gotta do is a nice whole pieces Christ okay if I just go straight forward and I don't touch the one up [Music] don't fall [Music] no fault oh my god I escaped I escaped the [ __ ] zone what the hell how the [ __ ] did you do that okay by the way I have like normal lives apparently there look I might be running out I don't know okay good good news did you pick up the red corner death I don't like really know what that is to be quite honest okay or [ __ ] around skill [ __ ] oh okay I'm getting real unsure about myself whenever I do tensor [ __ ] I used turned into like Donkey Kong full of gay something said I can bounce off the wall here do you mean like up here but that won't work Oh banana goodbye it in between the one ups yeah but that's a problem you see if well I have a better idea I have a better idea here so we're gonna do baby and then nuclear jump check this out [Music] [Music] let's start talking about right here ready for this ready for this you can do it like I can okay I was gonna tilt the camera around but fortunately I kind of I just went a little bit above the above the corner there but okay don't don't worry don't worry okay just walk forward you don't have to crawl yeah but I feel more safe as a baby you know I'm reverting back to like Baby Mario I need that sweet Yoshi to like embrace me okay I got feel I have more control as a baby [Music] get on SpongeBob if get the cheese okay good now now I'm gonna do what I we just did and then I'm gonna do it clean and legit okay you guys want me to run okay ha ha ha about a little spicy walk [Music] and then okay stop freaking out stop freaking out okay I'm so upset the real [ __ ] it it's not talked to the sign let's just go see boots her right now [Music] all right I don't know what awaits us here if it's gonna be bomb King or whatever it is but I think there's some [ __ ] incoming on boot sir but we'll see we'll see promote tariff levels gonna only be one Bamba winner but hey it's actually pretty good look at this and then them in a way not too bad alright I see all the simple flip subs in Chapter my god am telling you right now man master you know as a kid I would always like crawl into Bowser's anus okay let me write anybody I say okay whenever whenever Bowser's bound he's transparent so I would always like do this I can talk you know so you know that was my childhood I see up there in the ceiling can I steal escape though kinda no no no I cannot and once you're up here man can you not save with things like that I apologize okay listen we're gonna be playing this like four five five more seconds I think and then we're gonna move on but it's like okay well you tell you wait you're telling me I am the only one who did this nobody else did that did the the boots are crawling you know yes he got a [ __ ] weirdos [Music] all right anyway question is anything on the quarter that's weird mmm nothing is out of the ordinary did we ever get any conclusive evidence what no no no dammit they were ever at any Coco's evidence of what the sign says because I know it's in ocarina of time as well but Haley's real boys anyway let's go down here eternal star really [Music] Elle is real [Music] No denied no no Kevin it's a wormhole okay well I think we've seen moe if I can't activate the the metal cap I think we've seen most of it try the other door okay does anybody have like elephant memory right now can tell me like left or right gotta do left one so left goes all who get the [ __ ] out of here okay fine then can I gotta go get oh no no no no I thought for a moment they were gonna trap me there [Music] your MIPS were you at by the way when you know this game came out in 94 I believe and you know III know how old it was when I first played it oh my god I could never go down into the year the sewers because this one painting would scare the [ __ ] out of me like this guy right here this this angry satanic devil face it was like six okay I don't know man but like whenever you run around the sewers she'd be like run quick run quick or else it comes alive and like eats you you know you're like scare the [ __ ] out of me every time you know and I'm like what the [ __ ] was I was so afraid of but looks like the goddamn devil all right all right now the question is how long this is raw Mack last as I think I think I think kaze said something it goes up to force ten which listen now I'm just playing like [ __ ] right now said oh no no no it's [ __ ] with it's [ __ ] with it's [ __ ] with okay [Music] and the other Budo spin2win no please no and here I thought the the the nightmare was over huh get the [ __ ] out of here beyblade well as I said it's all in the money man it's all [ __ ] the mind I saw you know the only a press this guy whatever I saw a video that he uh those are fake oh [ __ ] those are fake anyway that guy I'm having a little bit of spicy brain damage right now but uh after this hack but anyway I want to say that this game has a bit of a limit on I'm gonna enemies on the screen if there's too many enemies the game starts glitching up real bad so I like that I suppose [Music] planning coke the pet panic pan and cook cuckoo ik pan and Kaku what a hell my mum's grabbing it Yahoo is Dutch for pancake oh maybe if I say the Swedish it makes more sense huh man okay okay right okay Melissa theoretically if I do first person here this could like really help me out [Music] okay well all I got to do is basically but it controls badly but you know I could just navigate to the star and I'm Debby it does this thing ever run out it's like three three ones and then it's over right - wait I can actually go on the quicksand infinite bouncy it's for I have an idea I have an IV I am Naevia I'm gonna get trapped inside the thing and then it's kind of like suspend us a little bit okay no no no no okay fine well no okay okay though sweet it's usually three jumps yeah that's what I figured I figured wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute I have such a great idea I take this out to uh uh met if there was like no skybox at all in Mario 64 I think that the pan and [ __ ] guy would have a field day with that one I am kind of glad that people are kind of you know dissecting this game so much because like as I kid when I was playing this it was a lot a lot of stuff was just like up to mystery or like could you do it and now it's like every every answer you ever seek about Mars before is available you know so you know I can't even do this I really gotta like [Music] she's a dumb question dice how do I exit out a level like regularly it's just pausing and then now that possible but for him it's trying to get out power off you're not doing that I suppose then I won great from the menu well that's what I've tried to do man maybe I hello it's me piece of [ __ ] do I to split the recording here because last time whoever got the stuff I was like too tired and I went to bed really early so I figured I just repeat everything we did kind of but they were gonna do that the the basement now and yeah keep him right I was too tired at one point I was zoning out I was zoning out and I couldn't even decide which door I'm gonna go into so now I'm energized no fuck-ups anyway same hour by the way is exactly the same hour as I started yesterday as I'm starting now so amazing isn't it then what's with the mic audio what hmm what's with the mic audio hey hey honk Donny what you're talking about oh hang on it's good okay people being people being confusing well why don't we just try a boost man we need to do that oh my god Oh God okay okay bye bye bye ghosts oh oh no I gotta like actually catch a guy with the thing to hang on sure how they only to get the game title oh by the way since yesterday I I looked up what Mario cement factory is turns out it is a game of watch game that I've never played or seen so it is a real mario game effected and I thought it was just like a bad joke come on in here okay oh and there's I got me okay we had a leg let's you can't you like actually get up here with that yeah you can do some [ __ ] like that you don't need to like get the stairs right it's a rest here some level my dad ray and I rested with when I was like eight years old I'm serious we could not pass this [ __ ] love him and it kind of killed Marcy before for us I don't know why but yes Anna all right you guys want to see the piano fine [ __ ] it I'm sure everything is fine really hello mr. piano all the started she wasn't the chanter you're afraid of no no [ __ ] you so what'd I get man gotcha [ __ ] Gucci all right let me turn down the volume a little bit but alright I should have expected that oh look at this uh-huh uh-huh that's what they do nice nice did my dad approve of doom I don't think my dad ever called me planning doing effect but they caught me playing a lot of market before which he also liked anyway let's try the the basement area [Music] and it was the wasn't the right side that was the one of a teleporter me right yes no no I was the left [ __ ] yeah Mamma Mia yo can I just talk about the fact that Mara got [ __ ] killed in the smash brothers III stuff by Ridley and then Luigi [ __ ] dice and everybody like this like what because Marius died and nobody gave a [ __ ] but his brother dies super in viola impale de areia Joel dad come on stream for multiplayer retract those words [Music] alright anyway let's try this out here we go okay well uh Hey look at that I escaped the [ __ ] zone that's amazing no I did not I didn't know god damnit art fine whatever [Music] yeah lieutenant n I'm hiring charts pardonne got a new boy in town Yahoo it'sa me oh wow oh wow speed run master boys guys wanna see some tricks check this out oh talk like that though the Masters back on fire baby look at that hit Sonny Bono Yahoo remember to vaccinate sorry anyway well this won't matter well it oh whoa oh no no this is my mistake it wasn't even unfair Mario remember to wash your face game Yahoo done [Music] it's semi Bali oh okay enough jokes it's making me play badly so uh that's all really terrible comment it'sa me do remember to touch the back who's your favorite bro - Prost at the Oh polio and Jolie Oh bad bad times I want that [ __ ] store down but actually the first star is actually the bird isn't it so why the [ __ ] am i bought what mean how do I even get up there 5 yellow ok enough left okay where's this guy say hello hi oh I prepare okay good good joleigh Oh best pros blast off yes use the shell mr. shell okay sorry I thought no no no the the the oh no no no the shell is on the second stories in it whatever happened guys Poirier doesn't get enough love let's mean not polio let's say no let's meme Quarry Oh back into a mean mean popularity yeah let's mean to polio back we got rid of polio like a hundred years ago let's bring it back as a mean regret stream tonight I gotta like hang on oh yeah that's what I'm talking about now I wonder I wonder will this be nice to me and will kill me that's [ __ ] up me a nap all of those guys one short is all it takes [Music] one two shoenice okay well maybe not tell me what I'll use use the UH the wing cap cause this [ __ ] camera is so spicy come on it are you sure you're still not tired well I'm tired from this this model really that's that's all it is a lot of the stuff that I'm mistaking here it's like it not the game's fault this is me did Ahmad [ __ ] off the camera Noah ah here we go you almost claimed it kiss it Mar hasn't it [ __ ] with feels like he's a little faster than shell I don't know why all right here here comes here comes ready ready mmm close one these recipes guess I can play the gold squadron yeah that's what I'm talking about oh I can do this I can wean all right whoa what what a more you do that and press anything gone and boys got him boys uh Sonny pointed this out but I don't really I've never had a problem with this but Mario has this really extremely saturated color scheme on his on his overalls like they're exceptionally blue and exceptionally red like they are if you you take like a Photoshop and you push the contrast to completely the highest and I think Nintendo did that cuz they want to show off as many colors as possible but yeah there are a little their playpen blue add like baby color I guess it's a giant fisher-price character all right so what was this one again okay bright okay somebody did this recently and it blew my mind I'm serious I was playing Marcy before somebody and this this one up I hadn't noticed in like 20 years I'm but what does a one up here I'm gonna get him to this up not doing that try that too let's check out the the scuttle body because again I know that this this RoMac eventually kind of ends and alright what you want to talk to the toad again you know talk to him again [Music] mm-hmm sure uh-huh uh-huh yeah mm-hmm no no I gave a whole speech yesterday this is the H mystery by the way about the trust and you're like no no talk to him it'll be funny and then well so we applied to rents infinite text box but don't worry you because I found out yesterday it isn't that infinite - that was one person Joel will go back on this now chapter look look he you might think you might think it's infinite it's not come on Joel get it together you get it together man oh yeah you guys for saying F for yesterday this stop being funny last night said somebody you you are you are insinuating this whatever funny to begin with Oh No Child okay hang on okay you wanna press f4 see it doesn't work you see I busted the myth myth busted busted okay just loosen it busting busting busting busting well I do in a night by the way you're doing fine you're doing good all that gas guys I'm a perfect thing in ten ten prices it's gonna be one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten ten ten ten ten nine point two nine point four nine point five ten masters back at it boys can't trick me can't fool me that was right all right I never liked hey see hey see Mase challenge I was talking about this yesterday but someone had emailed me on this level or the before before this level somebody had said that this level is like if somebody made a graph or like I forgot what it was like at a Macomb image compilation somebody had mailed me saying like hey Joel I wanted you to let you know that this level is a reference to Bowser's poop and they seriously had cobbled together this thing where they uh they have made this thing where like this this this section of the game is where all that poop in the in the in the castle comes from and I'm not kidding Aysen this where I get the metal cap I'm gonna die instantly I'm going off there hey I'm not actually what the hell wait a minute if I get the metal cap oh you [ __ ] I knew it you guys this is way days fatties yeah let's shown the image compilation before I end this thing tonight I will show it it's nice all right well yeah I had enough variety incredibly dead bowser's Inside Story no sniff this one this one lead out again oh I need Metal Mario or what the [ __ ] was this one about [Music] I wonder I wonder if I can just like looked at it because that now I can't stop thinking about this somebody said earlier - that was like fake that it's it's like I stuck a meme on like the Internet hang on it I don't think so cuz I'm Mario 64 poop so I think whoever did this made it himself and said yes yes there oh god did I need to find this out - I need to find this out I will not rest in I will not rest until I I can I can find this and then III think this person made it himself people are just like deliberately [ __ ] stuff off but uh it was it was funny it was it was part of funniest [ __ ] no no okay well I gotta check my emails later on maybe but yet this person had cobbled together this thing alright anyway we go away what is the kakko david the word choco beads to poop lulu difficult amen this image this voice gets stupider every stream there we go alright anyway the woodpecker i started to slowly like become james or what what the [ __ ] Jason Pokemon jessie james team rocket [Music] okay nobody don't get stupid every stream is that it is that the image somebody had seen it all my [ __ ] god it's true here's the [ __ ] image he ready for the proof oh my god here it is Oh [ __ ] okay so he was lying it's like I made this it wasn't I made this apparently this is a meme holy [ __ ] really he proof that hey see maze cave is the castle septic system the yellow gas is peaches farts these shows these are balls of poop peach ambassadors poop mixed these are pipes along the walls that lead to the toilets I think I think it's even funnier that this guy like playing on email AI be this IV this for you but okay proof that Hayes that may see the hey see Masek I'm getting like brain damage looking at this you know what I love though I love though I love this image I'm are you like south face being like it's a bad sniff ok it's not that bad okay anyway holy [ __ ] I've made my night how the [ __ ] did you find that how do you how do you Google stuff like that in his choice up no no no no no no no no no I will pass this level I will do it Smith boys hey C mace cave theory I bet there's someone out there it's like uh oh yeah that's that's really funny haha yeah that's not that's not hard at all he yeah dude Bowser's farts ah ha ha yeah those are real silly ha ha ha oh [ __ ] I deserve this I'll then turn it to Bob's voice he had to be a busser fart ah ha ha good I know a person who was like that you make it seem like he died it was like that he went to the war it's never the same [Music] doh doh i missed the [ __ ] is this guy's problem where's it to Walter hello okay what is he actually firing is firing like a galaxy oh god now what it's what we do see yeah actually you know I have a better idea okay no mistakes watch out for the the green demon or whatever all right so what what I'm gonna do I shall tell you what what's happening we're here what's going from the bomb okay well he was just trapped in hell I guess what what the [ __ ] what but I a little bit off this happens earn and he'll bomba take the woman up okay no the reason I want to get on here is I want to I want to check out that spicy volcano well what's happened well get in there you go let's see if the volcano is the same I have a feeling it's not I'm preparing for the worst this seems kind of normal well beside that oh oh Jesus Christ [Music] you come from ready to go you come from [Music] [Music] I can't even get in okay anyway think you're tough [ __ ] forty chess once again baby I don't mess with the platforms but please I'm talking to God please don't [ __ ] out of here alright well [ __ ] oh that wasn't at half English you yeah whatever dude can't beat me man the master this game I made it to Syria Miyamoto's an impostor aw damn it last morning I just love that song did you guys know that that that band rednecks they sold the band like the name and anyone can for a price could become them it's like super weird like it wasn't a case of like you know we're quitting or like yeah I think they they quit and for a price you could just like be the band and do whatever you wanted with the Brandon I said I should have been them hey guys it's me but now we're doing hotels all right we were at the rent next all along inside was the spicy camera holy [ __ ] spicy Mamma Mia all right now this is personal like I gotta get through this is gonna be the last of unfair Mario I forget the start I'm done with it did you come from where did you go how do you have like iced cotton ice but you got an infection in you right or something where did you come from where did you go you're drunk or something named for being drunk okay ready to come from where did you go where did come from cotton-eye Moria can I do a coma into a coma okay all right I had this idea like I had this this this thing in my head the other day and now while I I think that the ice bucket challenge was a really nice thing for a serious thing like I think it also like towards the end it became less about like out raising awareness and more like just dumping water on your head cuz I don't know if you know this but Patrick Stewart the card in the next generation all left he he did the opposite he is like instead of dumping ice on his head he he just failed himself writing a like a million dollars I said cheers which I thought it was like better saying I want to sleep ice bucket challenge is dead you'll get to the times you're telling me that okay well I did it wasn't that hard like you're telling me that hampster dance and dancing baby isn't the hardest mean right now that the livin in 1996 [Music] I know it hot is mean we live in in like the year uh - leprosy is the spiciest theme right now okay anyway I think I'm really at my end and and end wits to this like I probably can do like final boss here but that's it man - ad tell you what when I snips appear I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt something that I'm not innocent wait a minute I have an idea I have an idea hang on hang on oh wait a minute [Music] what that's amazing well I didn't just screen grab a thing from Google no way thank you so much for playing my game Yahoo you got polio okay well neat though that's not even the end image tool it I think it is I I think it is okay well anyway I think it's gonna be the end for this now I don't know when that's exactly ends you can probably check the out this hack yourself but it does go on for a long time and it is infuriating to play but you know if you're a total masochist here then go ahead check out unfair Marga by kaze and man you are I still I'm not sure how you pronounce his name but he's he is just so good at the hack and Mario it's ridiculous one of the one of the one of the guys behind I think II thought the guy behind Morishita for online so you know good stuff but anyway uh anyway I'll be right back to Tyler my name is checking out the 3d movie maker so don't go anywhere and more stuffs coming right up don't go anywhere

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Id: VTqwimDqT6I

Length: 94min 17sec (5657 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 23 2018