[Vinesauce] Joel - Old School RuneScape

that's right runescape uh wow so uh i kind of just learned about this but runescape is apparently on steam i saw it the other day and i thought wouldn't that be a ridiculous idea for a stream if we all like streamed runescape and like went on the same server and like became like an ant army right like one ant is insignificant right but like a thousand of them at once just like you know going on at a tree or something about smart termites but whatever but anyway uh runescape everybody um and this is the wrong version of runescape uh this is not the version i grew up with the version i grew up with the runescape for me is is um runescape classic this is uh old school runescape which i think is it should be the uh maybe opposite um but uh i i uh i remember the very old runescape like runescape for me is this this hang on let me escape old school which one is it uh now this is old school runescape we're gonna be playing but i am talking about um this [ __ ] yeah look at this yeah and if if there's a way to somehow play this version uh we probably get to this because this is the version i i remember and grew up with uh in fact runescape uh old school or runescape what is it classic um runescape bold school is which i'm gonna be playing uh this version this right here um give me a second yeah i don't know too much about this version this was called runescape 2 when i grew up and me and my friend got scammed on this game because when this game was in beta uh what happened was we were standing in war rock i think it was called in runescape this one and there was somebody saying go to runescape2.com and uh enter in your uh account and password to uh play the beta and we did it's like oh i can't log in anymore i wonder why uh but you know this is like in the year 2003 or four so you know it's uh dumbass kids yeah yeah yeah uh also uh this version runescape is how i learned how to like uh spell tits hang on because we i learned how to do uh this and and i think i think this this was censored later on it just became asterisks it's like you can't do that you can't do that all right see i'm only gonna get banned if i do this okay anyway runescape uh i again this is the version i played we might get to well this is the version we're gonna be playing this is the version i grew up with and um uh it was kind of funny i i i had all my friends play this game on my recommendation like you gotta check out runescape and they kept like being better at me at that game they kept like over leveling because like i don't really like anymore produced that much and they just kept playing it so eventually they i was i stopped being the teacher and they taught me how to play the [ __ ] game so uh you know uh but uh yeah everybody we're gonna be playing runescape uh this version which is on steam runescape nowadays is very different i think like runescape nowadays it's more like holy [ __ ] a little bit different than this uh wow it sure looks different now huh damn god damn uh well uh there we go i suppose but really this is what runescape looks like nowadays it has looks like kind of like world of warcraft but uh yeah this this this is uh the version i grew up with and uh you know but here's what we're gonna do everybody uh runescape is free i can get my my right runescape on but runescape is free on steam and here's what i want everybody to do i'm going to take a little bit of a actual quick break because i have an idea make an account on runescape old school on steam uh it you do not have to play this game before or whatever my idea is that we make the largest goddamn like uh conga line in the world on runescape and we we all join uh so um this is the runescape on steam again this is uh yeah i don't even know if you can play this version but uh so be it um the download is this game is like seven megabytes so you can do it so what i'm gonna suggest make an account uh and once we're there we're gonna go on a server uh should be the same server steam or not yeah yeah yeah yeah all right so once you're done with this once you're done with this i'll be calling back from a brb have your account ready let's all go there and then it's gonna be so yeah be right back all right i think that's enough time for everybody to make an account blah blah blah blah blah blah all right so uh let's hop on and see what happens man if this stream has something a giant cluster [ __ ] which is probably what it is but if it's beyond a [ __ ] where i can't actually stream it where it's just like i'm hypothetically i don't know how this game works but it's been so long but like a thousand friend requests going you know like well i don't know we'll see what happens but i i don't have any expectations really uh it's just a big [ __ ] [Laughter] runescape the game you snuck off to play on reese's at the computer lab the one game you could play death feel the power feel the power [ __ ] graphics feel the power of not having any money yes now you too can experience pvp and mild together in 2021 feel the power of cj feel the power of giving money to strangers and then them never returning the money [Music] okay anyway uh you know what let's play some runescape man uh if the oh i'm world 308 apparently uh hop on 308 if you're not uh this might crash the server all right okay my name is fico funny what the fecal fund is not available dark no my name is fico funny man no no no joe [Laughter] chad already did it oh god damn it okay how about how about uh hmm official okay funny 69. damn it really uh how about fecal hmm probably can't have the word fico fecal is it's like a that's not a curse that's that's something like you know a bible word uh okay profanity dumbass that's not a profanity what are you gonna say fart is a profanity oh sorry i'm having some some digestive problems oop can't say that burn at the stake uh fecal how about this about this nobody expected sync funny yes yes yes yes man okay uh here we go [Music] see uh i i talked about how this is not my runescape the runescape i remember is the the old like uh old old version from jay gakes or whatever but uh uh i remember making a character that's where um music is like warping down and up wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute can i oh okay uh i said can i get rid of this this beard i was gonna give goatees to every single player i think they did it's that kind of like how mario has a mustache because it just like if he didn't have a mustache it just looked weird you know uh all right sure sure why not sure why not uh joe is it jaw oh no it's a jaw okay okay okay okay it's it's kind of hard to see what the hell i'm doing but uh [Laughter] all right okay that looks like dr phil oh there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is ladies and gentlemen ba-boom straight on point okay that's amazing okay uh torso okay can you take off your shirt can you go shirtless in this game [Music] okay the game feels a little laggy but i think that's more like everybody joining at once okay you know what i'll just do i used to make it flesh-colored how about that um is that such a thing if anything i should make him completely green like friend you know what you know what man that might work that might work is any sort of something that is flesh colored uh i i guess this if you if you like squint your eyes uh [Music] nah not really uh you know you know what that might work that might just work you okay and i'll give him the gray pants and yeah the world is 308 if you want to join by the way um that kind of looks like he he has really pale legs okay let's see if i can find gray here uh is that the closest maybe is it looping now i i think it might be i got like yoga pants on okay [Laughter] uh you know you know what let's just do this let's use this and feet let's see what kind of king [ __ ] i can come up with all right feet okay does this matter okay here's the legs okay okay okay all right oh what's this fancy stuff huh is that adidas hands uh sure arms oh yeah yeah i can i can uh no no no we're all great we're all gravy okay uh all right you know what um there we go oh kind of the vest maybe that might be fitting you know what you know what so be it fine fine tutorial island progress oh my god is this all people that are like oh [ __ ] okay are you syracuse okay uh so i'm the tutorial okay talk to i don't remember anything of this i don't remember anything on this okay greetings i see you on uh new arrival to the world of galenore my job is to welcome all new visitors so welcome you have already learned the first step needed to succeed in this world talking to other people you will find many inhabitants of this world have useful things to say to you try clicking by clicking on them you can find talk to them okay why is this music like warping up and down okay okay before we get going if you could be so kind to let me know how much experience you have with old school runescape they would be wonderful okay um what's my experience with old school runescape uh i am an experienced player uh how about this i pretend to say yes and then um chad can he just help me guide it no i should kind of learn this i don't know what what do you think slayer i played in the past but not recently you know what that is accurate that's actually yeah i played in the pace but not recently wonderful thank you well then let's start by looking at your settings menu okay but uh okay yeah on the side panel you can see a variety of game settings okay uh yo as long as i don't go into wieldy and i click on people and immediately kill them you know um talk to galena looks like you're making good progress the menu you've opened up is one of many you you'll learn about the rest of the games you tr super bad progress in the tutorial anyway that's it for you to go meet your first instructor okay time to first structure go to continue all you need to do is click on the door it's indicated by flashing yellow arrow remember you can use your arrow keys to rotate the camera okay um [Music] can i see what other people are were they oh my god joel the third fico funny's friend what the hell dips oh god damn it i thought it was like npcs or something but okay the flashing door huh okay so it's over i i see okay open door you know what you know i don't know if they have retained the thing or whatever but um when i was a kid and i played this i thought i used to play the game by using numpad and i had to like manually go like this i don't think there was a option to use scroll wheel like this is that a new feature i was just playing like this this is terrible all right it is because this is like so convenient like what the [ __ ] it's amazing in fact it's like a whole new game okay let's start fishing i remember again you have to remember i i probably classic very very tiny bits of this and i remember in the original all you would do every day in that game you would go down and just fish for lobsters all day and sell the lobsters it was like a fishing simulator that was runescape for me it was fishing and mining for gold or something like that like this is nothing else to do you still do that oh you still do that you still do that are you [ __ ] hell okay survival expert hello there newcomer my name is brother my job is to reach you about the skill she used to survive in this world the first skill we're going to look at is fishing there's some shrimps in this pond here let's try and get some okay small fishing that to view the item okay it's kind of coming back to me and then you would just i remember this i remember this this doesn't look like shrimp this looks like a recycle icon you know i recycle my shrimp okay get some shrimp okay give me some experience all right it's my scales all right on this man you can view your skills your skills can be leveled up by your experience um if this if this is as a fun stream i might just play more of it at some point because this is like i don't know why i'm just getting a good feel for this all right your skills can be leveled up by earning experience which is a game by performing various activities as you level up your skills you will somebody's like who's whipping okay all right speak to survival expert continue all right hey hey me needs to get some serene excellent work now that you have some shrimp you're going to want to cook them uh they're the wrong words to do that you will need a fire to bring that brings us out of wood cutting and fire making skills okay bronze sacks on the tinderbox all right well they're coming back to me and uh you'll need to you'll be told crypt items later okay oh that's that's the sound of cutting wood you can cut down trees using your wood currency all i need to do is an axe okay but how do i equip that just just wield wait wait hang on let me let me read excuse me you require a fire to do that okay which means you need some logs you can cut down trees using a wood cutting scale all you need to do is an ax yes give it a click in one of the trees oh you should just click on it okay okay let me [Music] guys i see a problem uh this tree is going to be cut down continuously and nobody's gonna go progress beyond the door because everybody's cutting down the street that's not the light of fire uh first click on the tinder box in your inventory okay i think all right and then you is that it you can't light a fire here do i put it down i'm going to say time out of fire first click on the tier box inventory then with the tinder box i like can logs do something so i would just like go here use logs on oh wait it's it's right here uh hang on now go over here tinderbox highlighted first i can't believe i'm [ __ ] up at runescape can i drag it out oh it's just like that oh okay okay carrots are not attempting a lot of fire they should only take off for cable and that's not to get cooking to do so click on the shrimp and inventory them with you okay and then you would uh use raw shrimps on on a fire to cook them okay foreskin fever can you move the [ __ ] out of the way i'm trying to cook some [ __ ] shrimp and you're in the goddamn way okay hang on uh to this i click on the shrimp in the inventory then with the shrimp highlighting click on a fire to cook them okay thank you do i with fire and you right click you right click okay okay you managed to cook some shrimp okay well done i cooked your first meal speak to the survival expert you want to recap otherwise you can move on click on the gate to shown and follow the path remember you can use the arrow keys to rotate the camera yeah that's how we played it back in the day and i also remember that the the actual camera was way slower it was like this that's what i remember at least okay here's a survival expert where you at huh there we go hello again just is there something you'd like to remember no no no i'm good uh i'm good i'm good thank you nothing no thanks no thinks well done what's with that music it's like when that when that notice hit it's like it's like a old vinyl player or something it's like vhs warp you know well done how to cook your first meal speak to the survival expert you want to recap otherwise you can move on you're going to get you want to follow the path okay remember you can use characters throughout the camera yeah yeah yeah okay well here we go uh still having like progress beyond the tutorial but uh let me guess when i actually go beyond the tutorial uh the game is going to like explode in terms of players like i feel like this is some sort of limbo where not everybody's connecting right okay here we go talk to the the chef uh he will teach you more advanced testing of cooking all right masterchef i was gonna do a master chief voice but i remember master chief just kind of sounds tough okay ah welcome newcomer i am the master chef live live it is is there anything it is here that i will teach you how to cook food truly fit for a king i only know what to cook brina taught me that use now oh you call that cooking some shrimp on an open log fire oh no no no i'm going to teach you the fine art of cooking bread to make the mask give some flour and some water you make bread and runescape damn technology wow this is the base for many meals to make the dough you must mix flour of water to do so click on the flour in your inventory okay so then click on the so all right you make some dough all right flour soup now that you have some that you made the dough you can bake it into some bread to do so click on the indicator okay so [Laughter] this is how you make bread okay no yeast no nothing just take your your hands with some like flour what is and you throw it in the oven just belissimo mamma mia [Laughter] okay well done you make your first loaf of bread as you gain experience in cooking i should probably increase the volume a little bit actually hang on yeah that's great uh you really have to make other things like pies and cakes can i make pizza you can now use the next door to move on if you need to recap on anything talk to the master chef okay good you can make you can make pizza huh guys we're gonna have a pizza party in war org okay uh i have an idea uh we're still not kind of like done here uh but the next stream i do of this if this is not a one-off i suggest we all have the exact same clothing we all dress up as friendly quote-unquote you know uh i can move it on come on go over here get in open the goddamn door god damn it no open the [ __ ] door go in oh my god we're gonna have big problems why won't go in go in the god damn door what is going on go ahead [Music] okay fine fine you calculate what [Music] go in the door open the door go in this is so hard okay there we go this music this condescension and the music is stop [ __ ] with the door okay stop stop the open let me get that [ __ ] door stop slamming the [ __ ] door let me get in stop it stop it what the hell is the whole stream going to be this just fighting about uh doing this and that okay now fancy iran no i i fancy playing the game now okay quest okay you can turn it on my quest just talk to the quest guide okay i don't think you're ready to go down there yet ah welcome adventure i better tell you all about your quests let's start by opening our quest journal okay um ah we've been expecting you click on the flashing okay yeah you got it free quests below ice mountain okay so we're gonna be checking out uh members quest oh yeah that was a big thing i remember when you saw p when he saw somebody in old school runescape that was a member it was big [ __ ] respect like oh my god you didn't need to steal mom's credit card you're like a you're above the age of eight sure 12. [Music] man [Music] warrior jedi okay okay so let's see below ice mountain i guess i'll discuss by talking willow on the path on the ice mountain okay but here we go now that you have the journal open i'll tell you a bit about that okay at the moment of all the quests are shown in red which means you have not started them yet to when you start a quest it will change colors to yellow once you finish it it will change to green this is how you can easily see what what's complete complete what started and what's left to begin clicking a quest in a journal will display more information on it if you haven't started quest it will tell you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay gotcha gotcha gotcha i get it it's very easy to find uh quest start points so that's that's good okay the quest themselves are can vary greatly from collecting uh beads taunting down dragons completing quests will award you with all sorts of things such as a new area and better weapons there's no there's not a lot more okay cool awesome all right here we go is this why why kill demons or whatever um mining and smoothing okay here we go i'm kind of remembering this i'm kind of remembering this once we go here uh we should go here see i wanna hang on wait a minute can i take off my shirt uh that's not my inventory is it i guess not to hi there you must be new around here sweaty what do you call you newcomer seems so impersonal and if we're going to be working together i'd rather call you by your name you can call me sync for me okay okay this thing funny my name is diese dc [Music] and i'm a miner by trade let's teach you out of mind okay mine is very simple you need to do as a pickaxe the rocks around here contain tin and copper why don't you get started by mining some uh so what i remember in old runescape it taught me a lot about uh what mithril was i'm like what is mithril um and i think ed mantine was that what sort of thing mithril armor and admantine or am i misremembering that at the man t what was at the end at a man tight adamantite yeah yes yes yes yes yes okay well here we go we're just gonna go do this i guess yeah yeah cool [Music] yeah yeah here we go yes feels like i'm playing kenshi again i cannot actually copper go to minor rock okay and uh those are these okay it's all kind of coming back to me it's all kind of it's a mythiad and rune from what i remember from very old screwscape uh you had these runes you collected and there was these things called death runes or something like that and i i don't remember too much about that but anyway i it's not a lot i remember about this but uh okay here we go yes yes all right cool all right here we go you can smell these in the bronze bars these are click on the indicated furnace go do it now okay yep all right our bar bros uh i always thought these things look like chocolate chocolate okay let's talk to the mining instructor again i have a bronze boy right now now that you got a you got a bar you can smith it into a weapon dismiss something you need a hammer and an anvil there's some anvils just here that you can use and see if you can make a bronze dagger okay ahema you can still just like buy weapons in this game right oh yeah yeah yeah it's kind of [ __ ] coming back to me yeah uh okay gamer posts and moving on crashing in the first weapon let's move on go through the gate storm by the arrow alright cool why is it called runescape why are you escaping from oh my god that that reminds me okay funny as [ __ ] story about old runescape so runescape 2 which we're playing right now had not come out yet the year is 2001 2002 whatever uh me and my friend for some reason we were kids were really stupid we went on casa and we put in runescape in the search bar we're like what if this game is available on kazar right now before it comes out like why not and we saw a game called roon i'm like what's this and there's there's an old old hacking slam well okay it's like action viking game called rune and we're like what's this rune and we thought it was like runescape too you know and what we're really talking about is is this hang on uh i'm sure you you you probably have seen roon here but uh we were like holy [ __ ] what the hell is this ruin the game yeah this is roon it's an old like late 90s i think it might be the year 2000 effect which makes it very you know 4k ultra by the way but this was the game and we thought holy [ __ ] runescape 2 you know [Laughter] like play a rune one of these days you know anyway that's great too ah blessed you cause i was also how i it was a lot of games i downloaded but a lot of them were broken like they didn't have the music or they were just like unplayable and i remember what we there was a term you used back in the day to download these games like full games it was full in caps lock so we put in like age vampires full and if you actually found something like that it took three days to download like will it work and if it did you were [ __ ] like you were set [Music] okay follow this direction the chat box completed toronto yeah yeah yeah we're just gonna we're just gonna open the game combat yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so we're just gonna go around and kill what is giant rats my shirt these weren't there dragons in the original okay uh speak the guide oh god all right i'll talk to the guy i'll talk to the guide okay i can't reach that combat or the guide is over there huh oh you can't click on that thing huh oh my god guys i'm i'm reverting back to muscle memory i'm playing with the numpad now because i'm like doing this to progress instead of doing this i'm like okay you got to go like this okay hey my name is inc for me do i look like i care go to me to me you're just another newcomer who thinks they are ready to fight i am vanoca if that is a pea that is swedish for pancake i am pancaka the greatest swordsman alive and i'm here to teach you the basics of combat let's get started by teaching you how to wield a weapon okay yeah this is your one inventory you can see okay so you would just uh all right okay get it i get it it's not my first rodeo very good but that little butter knife isn't going to protect you much let's get you something a bit better mom's credit card the golden sword for 5.99 show all your friends how better you are with money okay all right all right a bronze sword okay so now we would just uh go back here put that in you know let's open your dagger for the shield for that comet instructor gave you all right or are you talking about something else yeah what is shield bronze sword all right cool all right stab lunch slash i never got this as a kid mainly because my english skills are so terrible enough that they have improved it but um i was just like it's just this whatever you feel like doing you know because i'm just like slash is funny lunch is cool you know like i didn't know what the difference was you know as well as monsters are weak to specific defects i getting used to okay cool all right let's kill some rats man let's kill some rats okay look at this look at this okay well anyway uh let's let's kill a rap man [Music] sit back and watch while you're fighting you will see a bar over your head abortion what health you have left your opponents will have okay well done you made your first kill okay cool well your next track okay so i gotta kill three rats or something guys i just kill super mario okay can he speed wrap this no more okay here we go yeah yeah talk to this guy i did it i killed a giant right i saw you seem better at this than i thought now that you have grasped basic shoulder play let's move on i'm not doing this voice anymore because i'm like why am i putting so much effort into goddamn runescape maybe in the actual game not the tutorial you know next we have a ranged combat with you just kill force with this is any classless in runescape or it's just like make up whatever [ __ ] you want to play us [Music] no there's nothing it's just like use my mouse button to kill okay no class that actually makes it better i think that's funny okay all right shark bow i'm not anything but if you usually grip them all right so we would do short bow okay and then we would put can i still have the shield though or do i have to like switch it okay before you can use them you need to equip them once equipped with the ranging tracking on you don't need to enter the pen this time okay let's just snipe a guy okay someone else is fighting that someone else is fighting that there we go [Laughter] step sidestep okay this is the it's a lot more awkward than i remember it but uh you know steal the kill i did it yeah clear the task here okay all right i think i think we're ready to uh to like go and actually play this ranking uh banking oh yeah the bank okay now we're never done with that i think we're gonna go over here [Music] okay the bank bank booth okay this is your bank you store things here for safekeeping go deposit something for inventory you just click on it you can use isn't it like this can you take other people's money in this in this game because i remember in all the little runescape we would do this where we put the money in into the bank before we went out to wildy and if you're like nev you've never heard these terms wiley is a player versus player area in this game where you can kill each other right and before because really little kids were like don't take my money and uh okay pvp world only okay all right anyway uh go deposit something from your inventory just click on it you can withdraw things in the same way to continue close the bank and go on initial okay well i don't think i need everything but ah whatever all right uh here we go we're gonna go here and the pole booth thing pool boots are found in new in towns across the world the old school runescape community is invited to vote on future game updates well this is new voting some members with a total scale of 300 percent of the old school character of this game an update must gain 74 okay i don't remember this okay holy [ __ ] this game is still updated [Music] pause now periodically old school runescape community i propose that in this game you can use our mouse to use the camera good idea i don't know though okay all right uh and now we gotta go uh what's wrong change when you're ready move on to the door indicated okay you should don't stop hello who are you i'm the account guide i'm here to tell you about your account um what's an account your character is your account it's what you're using to play the game right it's a game everyone here has one and some even have multiple multiple okay the various things you can do with your account which is where the account management menu comes from okay yeah yeah all right let's check it out okay here's where i uh don't link my name okay all right cool as you can see there's a few things you can do with your account i'll give it out to about 3 000 people live first you have a membership bulk accounts are free to play by default but if you decide you can buy membership to unlock members worlds all right guys i'm gonna have to do a sneak in the middle of the night it's like uh six in the morning i'm gonna go up tip tap and get my mom's credit card and then everybody will all you know all right what's the world a world is where you hey each world can hold up to three thousand people and they're splitting to main types free and members world you can swap no i just want to play free okay you're currently on a free world if you want to switch to members world i need all the benefits no i'm good okay thank you yes um midway should i use that instead of just buying membership normally i like memberships those four credit cards blah blah blah yeah yeah okay thanks man exactly next up you have the option to link your email that's that's awesome man oh that's oh that's so cool man i'm sorry that i'm not reading this awesome is there anything else i should know about the goats all this your account is very valuable and it's important to you look after it you have many tools at your disposal to help you out with a little bit okay you find more information your account on the yes okay gotcha anyway that's everything i have to tell you about your account let me know if you need a recap otherwise head on to next instruction okay prayer oh i'm gonna learn about magic right follow the path to the chapter to enter it once inside talk to a monk he'll tell you about the prayer skill okay we're almost done here we're almost done here can you play from an old account from like 20 years ago i wonder well maybe 20 years ago was a little bit of a stretch about like uh 10 years ago or whatever yeah you can huh brother bray brother brace good day brother hello hello i'm brother price prayer okay this feels like i'm playing the you testament to this is your prayer list right going to help a lot in combat click on your appearance would you activate it okay prayer points on as you notice you know you know if you have no context with runescape business and you're watching the first time you're probably going to think is is a religious game it's like it has a kind of a look of what is this use these old testament verses to learn all about christ and then get jesus points okay praise gives a lot of combat okay [Music] okay as you notice most enemies will drop bones from the feed the burying bones by clicking them on the inventory will give you prayer experience most also the community officer around here so it's my job to tell you about your friends ignore lists okay uh that's awesome man okay right now i'll tell you a little bit about each list you can add people that made it like that okay that's awesome that okay i'm yes even the game is not just being like just move on please stop [ __ ] with the door don't stop [ __ ] with the door stop [ __ ] with the door okay for [ __ ] sake stop [ __ ] with the goddamn door yo no stop it get the [ __ ] out go oh go why is this so difficult my good gravy guys i'm trapped in sunday school can you like walk walk here walk here open door open door open door open the goddamn door open door go open door go oh [Music] my god this is going to be a problem your final instructor fall past the wizard's house all right gandalf you won't be able to drop down okay up woodcutting well i i know that i know that your final instructor yeah yeah yeah okay thank you thank you it's coming through here almost done here [Music] he does look a little similar hello good night newcomer my name is is that a g gorova i'm here to tell you about magic magic let's start by opening up your magic interference okay um let's see here all your spells can be found here the list is currently filtered to only show the spells you have on the magic level before you can change this in the filter menu talk to instructor to continue all right who's shooting seaman currently you can only have cash one offensive spell an offensive spell you go [ __ ] and it just shoots out of your fingers wind strike magic missile okay here's the ruins that's what they look like air runes and mind runes you now have some runes all skills require room to cast them that's what it is okay and look for the wind strike spelling imagine magic interference click on the spell to select it and then click okay so we do this and then we why the chicken though [Music] okay all you need to do now is move on to the mainland speak to the magic instructor and he'll teleport to cumbridge no it's lumbridge right well you're all finished here now i'll give you a reasonable number of runes when you leave that yes here we go were you planning on becoming an iron man by the way what what's an iron man huh it's an air main if you're struck in in that you should be us tired man it's true before you leave the sidelines no no no no no no i no i i'm just good i'm i just want to go yes no i'm not planning to do that when you get to the mainland you find yourself in the town of cumbridge if you want some ideas when you go next talk to my friend adventure young you can't miss and he's wearing light blue armor with a huge sword now so many tutors cool when you go to lumbridge look for an adventure john he can be found outside the sheared okay prepare yourself here we go guys runescape [Music] okay let's see he was actually running after me and was here for me okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i think that's a lot of people who's got a giant flag for me all right friend uh for [ __ ] sake yo guys help me with the [ __ ] spot there's a [ __ ] spider behind me now get the spider get this ass ants okay i have an army after me uh okay uh cool this offering about no i'm good okay uh jesus all those people okay uh okay everybody let's all attack this erratic once kill every rat you see kill for me my minions destroy every rat of the land the bond is free membership not the rats oh [ __ ] somebody dropped their flag okay okay holy [ __ ] that this is incredible there is so many people there's so many people here i don't even know i don't even know where to begin okay [Music] [Laughter] [Music] okay okay get that goblin get that goblin get that goblin get that goblin [ __ ] up that goblin everybody at once consumed in in okay [Music] holy [ __ ] okay hi mom wow this is this is crazy what's with that skeleton what's with that skeleton all right [Music] okay well uh let me come play a game flippa who is this guy okay nope you're the wrong person okay well uh there's a lot of people here so um okay uh what the hell okay uh here's what we're gonna do okay can i reach wildly i want to go to wildly really quick oh oh rat okay uh can he go to wildly right now go northward and tell you ditch okay no stop it uh do it okay where's his wild bee wildy it's just north okay well here we go here we go [Music] [Laughter] literal army yeah it's crazy okay let's see if we go here dude you're going south no i'm not oh [Music] [Laughter] wait a minute is there requirements in this game like say you got to be like level 100 to wear a certain armor and stuff oh okay because i was wondering could i just get like dragon armor immediately okay no i actually gotta level this okay why am i walking there we go holy [ __ ] there is so many people look at this it is an actual army behind me why am i casually walking like this am i out of energy [Music] okay look at look at this look at this there's an actual like battle army okay well here we go mug moment somebody said we are the third legion [Music] [Laughter] open my map world map oh here we go here we go [Music] there's the wild no no no stop it what is that [Music] okay i want to go okay you can only there's war rock okay somebody just go here and this one we reach okay okay [Music] hey is that demon still in the game there's a demon by like stonehenge in the original i guess i just follow you guys i i'll follow you guys i guess oh that demon is still here [Music] okay come on i never knew runescape had a energy [Music] off we go i guess who is this uh you know you know you know you know what you know what i want to talk to mili hello adventure welcome to middle lake yes how can i help you [Music] what is this place [Music] okay okay i want everybody to make bread if we take credit for the field how about meal flour no no i know i know about this i was i play the toriel is now [Music] okay then may i bring my wheat here okay where's the flower gold then oh but no no okay wait okay i'm gonna try and make you some bread here okay okay so i'm gonna i'm gonna pick up some wheat okay now go go here no no not the goblin okay we go here open the goddamn gate there we go now we're going to pick up some wheat am i picking up the wheat oh no is everybody is everybody going to take so much wheat here stop taking my wheat i'm trying to [ __ ] take no stop it no wait what the hell what's going on we have cost of famine in runescape what is happening what's with that [ __ ] cow [Music] no no yes i got some wheat okay wheat funny okay yes all right well what's with that cow okay okay okay so nobody's picked up that wheat over there don't take my wheat oh damn it run run run your bastard okay more more more yes yes yes yes yes okay i i want to put this in the middle the cow's vibing what is that okay there we go yeah why is there a cow back flipping open the damn door do not close the door yes thank you thank you okay we are literally pillaging this what's with the goddamn cows what's happening okay i'm gonna go in here and i wanna uh see how we do this so i need to go here and i use the grain on flower bin now i think i gotta climb up right there we go here we go use the grain on the millstone you should nothing interesting happens uh did i do this wrong go up oh okay thanks guys climb up okay so you would now use this on the hopper you put the grain in the hopper you should now pull the lever nearby to operate the hopper this right here you operate the hopper stop it hang on well we got the flower okay so now i have flour uh where's the flower bucket pot uh is that the very bottom if i climb down oh that is that my flower that i made you fill up with the last of the flower the bin is that it did i do it [Music] uh pot of flour okay so now uh wow you got the flour so now i just need water right okay well uh where's the where's the nearest water i guess we just go down to the lake okay uh [Laughter] make peace spread okay hang on no not the lake no he doesn't no i don't remember [ __ ] about this there's a water symbol on the map uh members only windmill dairy cow uh here we go water source okay so we just gotta head south here [Music] and then we just keep hitting okay hang on hang on i'm just trying to i'm just making some bread here guys all right it's a it's a very complicated process okay [Music] [Laughter] here we go yes what is with that cow what is with that cow you realize you know you know you can increase the resolution right i can play this in windscreen uh white screen [Music] gonna go okay yes you can well let's let's let's do that man actually i think i kind of preferred it four by three because that's the way it was intended to be played okay here we go stop stop it [Music] okay so i if i use a bucket on the sink here we go and then i would use the bucket of water with the power yes [Music] pizza base okay all right don't i need tomatoes for that though [Music] okay yes that's not bread wait did i [Music] uh okay i think i made too much too much dough so that's pizza you also need like 20 or 30 for goddammit can i eat raw bread use pizza basically [Music] okay i i whatever whatever okay if anybody wants some raw pizza though uh you know we should do uh we should probably uh let's do this let's do this [Music] this is crazy so many people okay yeah go here don't close the door don't close the door okay we're going here and we fill the bucket with water yes okay now we head out there we go [Music] now come on come on come on now yeah it's it's very it's very like the the pathing of this is just uh i don't know i i you kind of just get stuck okay here we go here we go yes yes yes yes no no this is the wrong area uh no okay here we go there's santa claus santa claus is coming here it's because people are spamming the gate is that it okay here we go here we go yes yes yes yes yes okay here we go so we're gonna wait i need do i have wheat already so if i go up to this i climb up this ladder and if i head up again and i drop my wheat in the hopper nothing interesting happen no no no no no use the wheat you just feel hopper phil collins okay now if i pull this now okay who's [ __ ] the controls okay operate hopper controls okay okay okay it slides down now so we head down [Music] and i head down again okay and now i do this all right so uh now i have this let's head back sit back again have a alert that joke alert i'm just noticing what people are actually saying because i thought it was just like spam but uh people are saying some funny [ __ ] okay uh i can't believe nobody's done buying gf okay uh mug moment okay so now we need to use this with that and i will make one bread dough okay okay so now i just put this in the oven okay where can i find an oven do i go back to the town eat dough no i'm not gonna eat the dough find a range check map or something okay uh dungeon quest wine bank poll booth uh cut down a tree and cook it on fire wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i can cut down a random tree make a little campfire and i can cook what really okay well let me let me try that let me try that okay so we're gonna wheel this you use the tutorial yeah but like that doesn't make any sense okay so now uh put this on the floor oh actually uh how did i do this again matchbox there we go and i now have a fire there we go it's not uh it's not working uh rest in peace forest okay so now i use this bread dough on uh fire yes in a proper oven to cook that liars what are you talking about what are you talking about yes you just made me destroy nature man [Laughter] so funny guys hahaha fire smells bad you guys have an idea let's all let's all go to the where the sheep are let's pretend to be sheep okay okay we're gonna head inside here run run please okay yes yes yes yes there so many goblins and stuff around hey what's up man hey where's the oh the investigate okay i want everybody to go ba [Laughter] goblin these nuts [Laughter] yeah oh [ __ ] bye yeah there's something meta about this that is really funny okay wow okay in before jagex's bought the texas system bans all of us i am the the sheep heather i am the [ __ ] shepherd okay guys so here we're gonna be doing here's what i'm gonna do when hang on let me let me go here so the nearest place that has uh that's a general store that's a furnace okay so it's just around the corner it's just right there right so if i head here i can now put my disgusting shitty bread in the furnace okay you spread though on the furnace joel that's for smithing oh what does it matter it's just extra crispy yes crispy bread well what if i want to make bread armor huh just relax okay hang on so idiot okay hang on uh there's a pub uh [Music] cooking tutor cooking range is is is cooking range what we're looking for is that it yes okay okay so i guess we're just heading this way i don't think i'm gonna be done doing one quest why is this so hard i don't know okay crispy bread armor [Music] well i hope that all the enemies in this game is like allergic to gluten they see my bread armor and they just like fall on the floor crying you know uh here we go burnt bread i'm not gonna burn my bread okay go in here go in here [Music] okay here we go [Music] why is somebody having like a fit over the oven okay just there you go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay we're not gonna go here oh for [ __ ] sake can i eat the burnt bread what are you doing what do i do with my burnt bread [Music] what do i do [Music] eat burn bread drop egg salmon level your bakery skills more how many do what i need to do make armor [Music] sell for a million okay hang on uh can't shrimp and cook that instead okay maybe consume okay well how about nuts i use the pizza base pizza base on the range you can't cook the goddammit why do i why do i have silver what is this yellow party hat what the hell is this cody offering a bond okay okay i i have now redeemed an old school bond [Music] okay i am now the king [Music] i don't know what's going on stop filling my inventory all right let me try to make some [ __ ] bread all right thanks but uh [Laughter] you signed your life for run okay a 14-day membership oh wait so wait somebody paid for me to like you know go into membership areas now you're crown king [ __ ] sake is he doing the gangnam style what the [ __ ] is going on okay i was so confused what the [ __ ] that is gangnam style yo slow down slow down how do i do that how do i do that [Music] whoop [Music] how do i do that please is it emotes is gangnam style membership unlock it how do i unlock this event it's an event i go west talk to diane go and run give him the code the code it's a holiday of them oh dammit dance party everybody okay that sucks all right well let's let's just keep going here man let's just keep going here literally unplayable with gangnam style mode oh my god okay yes oh here we go we're gonna go to wildy uh stop [ __ ] the floor okay you can also get the cow summon people had early from there okay okay so we're heading here okay we're gonna follow the path here really uh question question can you multiply attack one enemy like say we're five people can we like with the damage [Music] no some in some zones yeah okay because i i had an idea where uh okay i wanna theoretically see something real quick guys i wanna see how quick we can consume wheat okay i want to see how how much of like like a a locust army this is okay [Laughter] take it all yeah go on take all the wheat leave none [Laughter] [Music] eat [Music] [Music] the farmer's gotta be pissed [Laughter] it's all gone it's all gone literal plague [Music] done my lord okay that's amazing that's amazing my family okay uh let's see here oh we would just go we would just go up here okay um come on is that the crossroads uh north should be here actually what am i talking about okay the food for the entire capital is now gone okay keep keep getting that weak guys keep getting that wheat we can't let it regrow the plague we are the plague that will scorch the land of of galenois okay oh that's this okay okay well here we go guys we're gonna enter wildy [Laughter] okay uh here we go yeah yeah chop down that tree no no we don't want to chop down trees actually yes let's all shut down all the [ __ ] trees in the world all right here we go can can you chop down tree yes all right come on guys come on come on we gotta get rid we gotta get rid of these trees they're really ugly is my inventory full is that it okay four station simulator okay destroy okay where's my mentor again there we go i have a purple party hat yo we got chocolate i'm gonna eat the chocolate too okay said jesus doing the gangnam style okay yes yes we will consume all the wood in the world the friends came and ravaged the land it was they had nothing left once the giant friend army had come to runescape it realized maybe it's a bad idea to have everybody join at once okay use the bond is this the bond one bond 14 days uh okay a redemption request that dude has like lava for a he gave 14 is a membership okay interesting uh all right well now that we've destroyed nature uh this is awesome uh someone trying to bring me cakes okay um wait a minute i'm leveling up okay judging how this will go i don't think i probably will have to kill a single enemy in this game i always like level up and have my army do all the killing for me okay this is crazy surely not all of these people are just here following me around right who is that who is that okay they are okay well well fine fine then find it find it find them okay okay well then okay fine then your king demands dancing you will dance dance i say dance for your king dance right now dance for your god dance right now dance now dance like you've never danced before dance dance i tell you everybody dance don't stop dancing [Laughter] the giant giant goddamn dance yes yes yes joel mad with power all right i'm too tired sorry holy [ __ ] okay this is great this is great okay um so here's what we're gonna do chaps uh we're not let me see oh no this is the haunted house uh uh or whatever uh we need to go a little bit further okay so we're gonna do chat uh we're gonna go down to um where's warrock again um falador uh kingdom of okay i guess we're gonna do chat uh we're gonna go back to lumbridge right now okay everybody go back to lumbridge right now this place right here this is long we're gonna go here right okay so we're gonna go south okay here we go now i don't have a teleport too hey everybody everybody walk everybody back to lumbridge everybody back to lumbridge okay okay keep going guys yeah we're gonna go over here [Music] suckers no we're not gonna have to lumbridge we're gonna go to work instead [Laughter] got him okay scam [ __ ] scammer uh oh okay we're back okay i hit my hdmi thing and i think my computer's died there for a second okay okay can i can i even go here yes i can yes i can barbarian village okay yeah yeah can that never just pissed and coming back after me all right the the way you pronounce warock [ __ ] triggers me what what what's why are you getting pissed at me why what what are you saying you're saying it wrong what what how do you pronounce it [Music] okay okay buying salmon all right let's see here uh so we're here right now i don't know stop that okay um if i go here we'd actually reach it okay so we just gotta go here really okay buying dad [Laughter] all right kill the unicorn kill the unicorn kill the unicorn kill foot kill for your king kill kill the unicorn slaughter kill it kill it leave no trace yes yes now gangnam style on it gangnam style for your king amuse your king amuse your king right now gangnam style now [Laughter] it is dead [Laughter] okay there we go let's see here uh yeah we'll just go this way king friend king friend uh i think i'm supposed to go this way instead uh buying friendships no i i think wait hang on let's let's see here is this the wrong way guys can i even get in here i think this is the wrong way into yld i think we need to go to burp hole what's it called what is it called [Music] you can't go to wildlife okay i don't know what it's called you just jump over the line okay okay okay uh keep on going here keep on going here all right uh let's see what else we have well [Music] all right so we just we just walk over this line cross the wilderness ditch if you go any further you will enter the wilderness there's a very dangerous air where the other players can attack you the further north you can go out more dangerous it becomes an indicator okay here we go okay we are in and why aldi we are in the violin now okay okay here's what i suggest we do okay oh [ __ ] there's a guy say me save your king save your skin there's a [ __ ] skeleton okay okay okay here's where this gets intense [Music] this is gonna sound insane but check this out attack fecal funnies kill fecal funnies he is not one of us kill freakophonies now get that ass get that he has blasphemed against god kill him ice him get his ass get his ass now get his ass make him not run away get him get him now get him now kill kill for me kill for your king dad please [Laughter] oh god okay where is he okay kill my bum kill him okay there's so many people here now joel hill mommy's moonwalking right now i don't know what like whoa whoa whoa whoa who am i fighting what's going on who's this guy enjoy your health yeah you're killing me stop it stop it no no not attack your king no stop it stop it no eat the bread no get gangnam idiot overthrown bug friend okay you died oh my hat my precious precious hat i am the purple king now i killed you joe okay well uh how close are we okay we're back in lumbridge [Music] okay so uh some bones crispy bread forever gone okay uh please please if you find my corpse and wildly please do not take my crispy bread please preserve my crispy bread somebody i need my crispy bread back okay too late okay bring it back please [Laughter] all right all right let's see here um now it was an npc's was there an npc that killed me or was it like a player because i i don't know how this really works already consumed okay it was another player oh okay okay okay so because i'm wondering um if there's an npc that attacks me whatever try to get them try to get them [Music] okay oh it's voraku okay there we go i think you alert him to a people i know it's a pvp song but i'm saying like don't kill your king don't kill your king you must be a member to explore this area uh well i am right [Music] okay uh so wait warlock is a what [Music] you can't go here if you serious okay let's not go to let's not go to war rock it's a silly place let's go north okay what the hell what the hell is that armor okay i guess i think i gotta like log in and out this account to like use my bond thing or whatever okay kill the giant rat kill the giant rat for your king kill him now kill him now he offends me yes yes yes slaughter the rat yes grinders balls the bread so i can crispify him all right we're just heading here we're just sitting here we're just sitting here i didn't even know runescape had a gangnam style mode hello gangnam okay let's see here uh so now i just keep going here we just keep going here [Music] you have warhawk now i can go in if you want uh question where where's like they used to be in the classic runescape i played there used to be like a stonehenge with a demon in it and it was like romeo and julia quest or whatever is this that this place wait holy [ __ ] it might be is it romeo and juliet sorry not julia it's you later yeah okay it's uh in swedish so huh you're very close i want to see that demon man i want to see that demon it's south of war okay well let's i have your breath he's got my bread this guy you give back my bread give me back my bread okay here we go here we go i need my bread back okay here we go we are on vinyl d okay no no no no don't fight that guy don't fight that no no no no stop it stop it stop it i don't want to fight trade me okay hang on uh is that guy [Music] so many people stop stop stop don't kill your king don't kill your king okay [Music] who's this guy fly fish level 20 okay that guy has no head that guy has no head there's a clown with no head okay star trek cg everybody kill star trek cg he is the one trying to betray betray the fellowship get that ass get him get get that ass he's don't try to do it traitor where is he where'd that guy go [Music] uh i think he's buried underneath all the other players joel we cannot protect you here oh he ran out of wildly oh he ran okay coward [Music] okay so who's hurting me who is hurting me who why am i taking damage who is doing this who is doing this protect your cake protect your king okay uh i haven't like nothing i have what about my runes my prayer thick skin protect your king protect talking [Laughter] every time you get rid of one another guy starts attacking you we all died [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] oh my god all right i'm not doing a lot of progress here but but all right i need my damn bread back here they're selling your bonus on the black market again yeah joel's bone school for a very high price okay [Laughter] for [ __ ] sake oh no my hats my my my awesome little hats it wasn't like party hats in the original game like really like expensive or something like that to the north the river complies to the south okay yes are they still expensive in this game yes no okay because i was like i'm gonna spend like a million runescape dollars to like buy me a silly straw hat and then have me die instantly and like [ __ ] okay they're okay okay they're really cheap in this game okay that that that is fine because i was like oh my god only a few thousand okay level seven there's not a lot of spells in this game uh okay i don't know if it's because there's so many players on this on this um current map or world but this game feels very sluggish to play and i remember back in the i thought that was because my pc was bad but i think it's more so that this game is old and like badly coded with the the net net play it's just how the game is okay hello sergeant damian but it's an acquired taste too okay let's see is that where he is the demon guy [Music] the circle uh to the right to the right okay it's a blue guy so when i was a kid and i played runescape uh there was a guy called z-z say what was his name he was like the guy that guy in runescape what the [ __ ] zesima zezema and i remember when we're in like third or fourth [ __ ] great was the third or fourth grade we're like yo i saw him i saw him i saw him yo you did not do naughty system it's not like unicorns here huh okay now we're killing every unicorn wait why do i have what is this i have like a poke ball [Music] is this so this right here will be the new zestimate you are assessing my joel if you're told if you told like 10 year old joel that like you know like almost 20 years later you will have all these people follow you like they follow zesima i would have been like get real now i am the runescape guy what the [ __ ] [Laughter] okay um i think that's it i think that's it i think that's it is that the demon is that him [Music] ah he looks a lot different roar why the bone why bone god you're not the demon who are you kill demon guy you're not him you are not him you are not him you are not him wide bone no it's not get that guy no it's not him god damn it where's where's the demon fake fake demon oh the demon gets summoned during the quest okay somebody do the quest we can see him because i don't feel i can kill him okay theoretically theory theoretical question guys if i were to start this quest and i battled the demon can you guys help me or is there a battle only i have to like do no okay okay because i'm gonna somebody else do it for me okay it's a private instance okay okay okay but can you see the demon though demons are something you have to face alone joey okay okay is that a ufo what what is happening where's that stripper holy [ __ ] there's so many people it is your adventure okay doing your mom doing your mom guys we're gonna party like it's 2001. is that a frog yeah okay i haven't been in this town for very long is this is this all of runescape was it just this i mean it's not the tiniest map in the world but there's more to this right okay there's more there's more to scroll out homie oh here we go here we go ape atoll wha what is this ape atoll what what what monkey monkey city monkey island what is this is this like level 100 restrictions i want to go to ape island [Music] protoquest monkey madness level 1570 oh damn it hard requirements then i want to go to monkey island okay what else do we have well this seems like end game [ __ ] right here [Music] cheat time isle of souls anybody here play the game well of souls okay tyrone uh okay uh yeah a lot of people played well of souls apparently morocco i did a big poo okay here we go one most horrific things i've ever seen in runescape is that like i walked in on somebody in a little room and they were like role playing sex and it was the most awkward [ __ ] i've ever seen because like it was just two people in there i'm like what are you guys doing [Music] and it was just like people saying yeah over and over again like not yeah but y-e-a yeah yeah yeah yeah i was like what are you doing yeah yeah yeah well i didn't expect that way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah do you guys want to have a gigantic [ __ ] orgy on one bed let's let's f let's find in work some like random like hobo mattress and let's just like consume fluids okay let's jump on the bed okay where will we engage the greatest boner sword fact of all time how about this place about this place some dudes like grandma's he sorry really if i stop to chat i'll lose count well sorry grandma we gotta go [ __ ] is that bed in here yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [Laughter] [ __ ] sick [Laughter] the food is coming out [Laughter] we need we need we need we need we need we need we need sexy music guys provide me some sexy sexy lipstick [Music] this is sexy no this there's gotta be there's gotta be okay here we go what is this now we're not clicking on that careless whisper now we gotta do something like better than that how about [Music] [Music] what's this home on the range yodel a de leon yeah yeah yeah yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what is this movie [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] how do you do it how do you do it how do you do it wave yeah [Music] enough [Applause] for [ __ ] sake who would have thought that a drummer for a rock and roll band would end up in a place so quiet phineas and ferb get out of here okay that was disturbing let's never do that again but it was the funniest moment of 2021 uh then i want to go to the monkey island oh what am i doing [ __ ] i forgot i forgot about the goddamn overlay okay okay uh let's see here uh let's let's not let's not go to willy again let's not go to wildy again uh when you yeah too much biggest stream biggest runescape stream right now no joke this is not the biggest runescape stream right now what the [ __ ] are you talking about too [Music] go away for romeo and julia yeah you're the grandson yes it is provide a screenshot provide a screenshot and i believe you okay here's a question uh where is uh where is where's sea shannon hang on ice mountain uh down at some port right [Music] let me see if i can zoom out a little bit crandall okay uh that's a huge oma dark mayor oh yeah yeah i remember the dessert too yeah yeah okay what's this what's this let me see this let me see this [Laughter] what the [ __ ] knew what the [ __ ] it really is i i am the biggest i am the biggest runescape streamer right now what what in the wait wait retake that screenshot retake that screenshot right now okay wait wait wait wait wait [Music] [Music] take a screenshot of this right now i want to see that for she remembering this again [Music] okay is it ever gonna update on twitch i wonder yeah probably yes born too late to explode the universe born in time is too yeah it will it takes a bit okay we're gonna sit we're gonna sit here until this updates on twitch and we'll never forget this [Music] it takes an hour so be it it's two minutes okay ah [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] sake [Music] yeah number one in the world in the [ __ ] world [Music] [Laughter] jesus christ [Laughter] number one in the goddamn world people that play this game every day and they're like level 200 i come around and i just i just [ __ ] on the bed oh my god that's just [Music] that's so [ __ ] oh no [Music] this is so dumb oh man oh man that is that that is dumb man that is dumb [Music] i just do this i should just do this and then uh [Music] just dream up out tonight okay it sucks okay okay everybody uh where are we oh yeah we're uh we're gonna go to uh where are we going again [Music] [Music] tower left oh that's personal okay so uh i'm up here i could i could go out war rock and i could i can't go here uh i would need to what is this path thing uh i could go just um west go down below drain our village okay okay so you just go west [Music] okay what the hell is this why are you [ __ ] the fire okay just leave me there just leave me there just leave me there buddy you probably know this game and she she's wizard okay um no i think i got this i got this i got this crispy okay uh there's a big chance someone entered the stream unironically looking for runescape content and got greeted by gnome farting six yeah yeah i guess so okay i'm gonna go here well if you guys are going there i'm going here i'm going here i'm going here i'm going the alternate route how many people are here this oh my god okay this is sar you guys remember that old rts game tsar i love that game i might stream it sometime okay you'll stop running no i'll i'll run if i want is this the serious runescape gaming channel oh yeah okay um or the cabbage but you know this is pretty fitting because you know cabbage is is like a bowel irritant so you know uh okay we've got to go out of here keep going here [Music] okay you can milk chaos in this right can't you can't melt the cow soon yes you can if you get a bucket okay because i was gonna like have people mass milk the cows i was gonna have an army like use the milk five cows until there's like nothing left to them milk came to death [Music] um okay complete global lactation [Music] okay okay here we go here we go okay so now now we're here it's it's just south of here it's just south of here okay here we go just right here [Music] all right here we go i want to do a little bit of fishing i want to do a little bit of fishing let's see if i can get oh my here it is okay okay guys get your dance on right the [ __ ] now [Laughter] dance dance everybody dance [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] who the [ __ ] are you people [Music] oh guys guys guys can everybody say buying gf buying gf ever at the same time buying gf [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] okay enough enough enough okay okay who's attacking the seagull okay this is so silly all right look at this look at this mess okay semen loris [Music] [ __ ] that gun okay uh so uh let's see here uh can he do anything at port sarim i guess you gotta like be a certain level to like actually do something here okay you can go on the ship you can go on the ship violence is the only answer joe okay can i go on here i guess i can't damn it [Music] okay 30 gp to go to karamja take the gangplank [Music] sorry i need help from us like i didn't talk to you okay uh needs to be a member oh okay [Music] i'll be your gf chat too okay to blow it to the condom drum there's like a seagull or something being stomped on okay [Music] come on if you want to karate for free they're for free is that a stair oh no oh no is that a banana is that a banana [Music] oh no oh no oh no not again [Music] no no no i'm out cop i'm gonna die okay hey you can't go to the only employees of the grocery store can go in so i did not realize i want i want to take that banana where else can you get bananas in this game okay i picked them off the trees karamja i'm gonna am i gonna go karamja just to pick up a banana okay so uh i apparently you need 30 30 cabbage um you need 30 gold to go to karamja right but i can go there free because i'm a member now [Music] okay you have 30 go to the blue semen and it'll take you to karambio okay okay okay um [Music] okay how do i accept the trade how do i accept trades uh i i'm not very good at this i'm not very good click the purple text oh okay hello oh god mario what do you got [Music] what do you got god mario he's got nothing would you like a chocolate would you like a chocolate guess not okay [Music] okay monkey monkey no no no [Music] damn it spring rolls kurub kurbo what do you got oh 420 what's this what is this what is that spinach roll what's that spinach [Music] okay for 20 spinach rolls what is this what is this what i do with it oh no it's goddammit [Music] examine what do i do hang on [Music] do i eat it okay i thought about smoking but uh yeah you know the need okay uh can i sell can you sell this to like a random person and they would um [Music] okay trade trade yes you can't sell this item to the shop can i sell chocolate seven coins okay okay right click okay uh sell sell some berries you can't sell okay can you have one spill a troll okay a silver bar you can't sell okay i guess i can go to the bank okay guys i'm gonna buy one banana i'm gonna buy a banana yes i have a banana now i'm in boys what what the hell yo yo steal a banana how the [ __ ] did you get in yo dude oh the door yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah who are you okay okay can i get that sacred banana okay okay okay okay okay spring rolls we should straight with you okay monkey okay where is he where's oki [Music] damn it where the [ __ ] is he nuts okay whatever in an apron okay sprinkles what the [ __ ] do you want [Music] hang on uh spring rolls here's his spring rolls okay what do you want oh wheat you want to give me wheats okay well thank you so much [Music] wait maybe i can sell the wheat hang on hang on uh no thank you where is he trade here you go one sell sell the grain you can't sell it is it illegal okay well we need some more money here uh have a golden ring oh oh there we go trade offer okay okay someone is spitting on me joel okay just keep taking trades okay [Music] okay sent to what he got [Music] oh beer oh thanks i can't give a bunch of beer [Music] okay can i sell a beer sell one beer i can't sell the beer okay uh it's not general store here that it's just like they'll take anything [Music] okay there's a fishing place here but uh [Music] okay not here go how hard is it to get some money this just my god [Music] follow joel okay uh let's see how close is faldor [Music] fall door is falador pub can i sell can i sell beer back to the pub and get money for it [Music] that seems ridiculous no okay go west oh here we go here we go general store yes okay so you just go west here just go west okay so we toggle this and i respond okay we're gonna get this we're gonna get this what tell us that okay yo get that wheat guys get that wheat how quick can we destroy this wheat to supply trade me okay all right well uh is this the general store i think it might be uh shop assistant trade with no no i'm gonna start with the shopkeeper here we go here we go here we go okay you can have this have my grain and you can have uh i have my two beers i'll actually sell that hey wait a minute where's my money wait how much is how much is one spring roll zero coins what i got scammed what about one spin trolls zero coins what about a banana sierra coins sierra coins what about the red party hat what kind of shop is this yo this spinach ain't [ __ ] what about the silver bar 60 okay i'll sell the silver okay there we go there we go now that we can go to uh settling joel's bones for 123. okay here we go okay so now we'll just head east instead east okay here we go [Music] everybody was just joined up you guys better have like 30 runescape golds because we're going to go to uh cranberry or whatever and you know if you get stuck here you just got to put in the work okay [Music] all right so now we're going to go to the i'm going to pay fair the trip to cairo i'll give you 30 yes yes yes please yes please oh here i go all right uh can i climb down okay huh nobody knows i'm down here fools oh damn it looks like giant kermit too yeah okay across the ganga blank well our ladies okay now that we're here what are you doing oh my that sword is like flaming death sword yeah [Music] what's that on that guy's back [Music] luthes hello i'm luther's i am banana could you offer me employment on your plantation [Music] yes i can sort something out there's a crate ready to be loaded onto the ship you won't believe the demand for bananas from why didn't shop over here in port serem i think this is the third crate i've shipped this month if you can fill up the bananas i'll pay you 30 gold yes yes yes yes yes yes okay okay okay [Music] i got i got employed to pick bananas and i just ended up [ __ ] in the bedroom joel i have your bones there he is there he is there he is there he is [Music] wrong [Laughter] okay okay does anybody have 30 bananas on them anybody have 30 bananas they want to trade me [Music] okay do you have bananas [Music] the banana trees are right outside what the hell is this uh you really shouldn't be giving me this stuff but okay yes um yes uh you know if i die now thank you so much but uh cash man do you have any bananas oh yes you do yeah oh [ __ ] oh thanks thank you okay now he's going to talk to the guy yeah he looked like a jackass okay okay luthers have i completed my task yet uh what i have to do again it's a crate ready to be loaded on the ship if you fill up with bananas okay what what what crate are you talking about okay uh [Music] what what crate [Music] okay trade me man [Music] do you have anything what's this i don't know what that is energy potion oh oh [ __ ] it's it's mug blind well hang on [Music] oh this crate is that crate you're talking about okay fill crate pack all the bananas in the crate um but that's not enough bananas or is it okay i feel like crepe with bananas well done here's your payment 30 coins okay uh i said that's gonna be okay i sound too widen okay theoretically okay you see matt can you dust it is that banana trees that's banana trees guys in this game if you were to collect bananas every day for like 20 hours straight and give that guy bananas you know bananas uh how rich can you get to [Music] there's no bananas here oh no you get poor not very okay poor as hell [Music] there's no banana oh no i think i think because everybody's collected collected the goddamn bananas for me we have not destroyed uh this island banana shortage the famine has spread god damn it [Laughter] [ __ ] hell okay um what else can i do on this island uh oh volcano let's go there okay i never would imagine the banana's gone okay okay okay who's this guy attack man i'm gonna commit my fir first murder here guys okay i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i'll prove myself in combat hey man [Music] nope no no joey has a family oops [Music] man [Music] there's like the ghost face here [Music] so i'm at the volcano now what am i supposed to do here uh he had a family climb down rocks can i bathe in the lava demons in here demons in here like the demons from the the uh the uh oh my god skeleton level 22. oh [ __ ] okay uh red lesser demons wait a minute wait a minute what what was that called el vorge spanish joel reel okay is that what the demons look like really it's what they look like i thought they were more like red oh is that them [Music] maybe i don't remember them looking like that but uh i remember the demons looking a lot more like classic you know satanic looking these guys are like well kind of like this they up to the demons graphics okay hang on runescape runescape old school demon uh yeah this is what i remembered okay this is how they're supposed to look yeah this is what i remember but now they look like fancy you know okay can you guys take down this demons for me i'll attack him i'll do it kill him get him get that ass get that ass back of this guy's just kicking the demon on the dick can i dance in combat yes i can yes oh we killed the demon we did it okay don't kill a demon you'll die well i'm still alive i'm still alive and kicking man still alive and kicking but you did nothing exactly okay this is like a high level area man this is terrible but uh okay okay what do you want what what do you want what do you want what do you want you want four hundred twenty thousand [ __ ] gold that that feels unfair so i'm going to give you something of equal value one beer oh i can't even give sticks absolutely nothing 420 000 [ __ ] gold [Music] okay okay okay i can't i can't even trade i can't even trade man what is this needle rune kite oh my god maple logs okay sure pepsi oh wait i didn't you didn't click accept is that why i thought i couldn't take the money okay well uh you keep declining i keep declining it where's that guy that's so much money that's so much money hang on dear god there's so many people there's so many [ __ ] people i think he needs more trade requests funny i think i got it yes yes okay accept and then i hit accept you have given me 420 000 spun dually runescapes okay this is ridiculous this is ridiculous okay okay i i have to ask is that a a significant amount of money in this game or is it just like that's really nothing yo [Music] it's quite a bit too for a noob yes okay okay thank god because i'm like dude i don't i don't want santa santa claus with no pants is fighting satan okay where are we going okay excuse me try to try and get in here door boss let's kill the door boss everybody say i don't know from me this goddamn door can [Music] attack lester demon let's go door's stuck damn it these damn doors man open wall go in go go in your [ __ ] go in go in you need the quest oh you need to quite okay i thought it was the game being funny is that ronald mcdonald i don't know what i'm doing here um what is i wanna i wanna i wanna fish for a lobster is that like something you can do at low level [Music] no you can't no i want to kill the skeleton oh damn it i'm getting jumped by spiders come on okay uh it's a good all right you gotta start from shrimps to anchovies okay here member server okay okay how do i even get in here i want out i want out i don't like this volcano anymore is that without a get out of here okay oh there it is there's the okay rope rope rope rope okay gotcha go to go too there we go thanks thanks guys okay there we go [Music] this scorpion is crazy was this area in the original runescape too because i have a vague memory of might okay i'm gonna attack this this is a snake see if i can do it wait the monkey no no take the [ __ ] monkey no stop it stop stop it okay attack it no i'm not gonna fight a monkey all right okay i just want to collect bon jones and like smoke weed monkey the monkey has a knife okay hey what's this place what's this place is that a bar shop assistant shopkeeper what do you got he's got lobsters okay can i buy one lobster yeah of course i can't because i have 420 000. i can literally buy as many laws as i want [Music] air aaron [Music] i'm rich [Music] can i just eat the lobster asses okay well no inventory space so what do i do with the spinach roll the waste [Music] use spinach rule what what what would i do with it like seriously what do i do [Music] you redeem them at the bank bank it okay okay well uh trillionaire streamer devours live lobster on stream okay uh somebody said i can there's a way to quickly teleport in this game how do i do that right uh adventure paths [Music] uh spellbook uh [Music] magic lumbridge home crash no runes recharge item 30 minutes warning spell okay we're doing it okay everybody back to lumbridge we're going back to lumbridge everybody uh because i'm going back to the bank if you want to hang around on this on this banana island you know meet some friends you know just you know drink some beer and you know do some jenkins and eat the banana you know okay uh let's see here is this the bank yes it is yes it is loom bridge yeah wait no that's the wrong area here man here where's the bank is it upstairs hang on hang on yeah okay hello welcome to my castle i cook here okay yeah third floor okay okay okay i'm gonna i wanna see how many how many like spinach rolls i can redeem for like you know cool points and climb up the staircase again and this this is where the bank is at the very top that seems very strange but it's it's true okay here we go this is your bank no one else can touch your body okay so how does one how does one redeem a spinach roll put them in deposit all okay so now that they have deposited all of these uh deposit so i [Music] take them out okay okay take withdrawal all withdrawal wait i have i have too many lobsters [Music] wait what [Music] oh no okay deposit all uh chad says you do it by giving your email and password to runescape and mod okay um so i just leave it what's the point of that dude i don't get like money back or safe keep use them no losing them on death spin straws don't stack so what was the point of this i thought i could like roll a bunch of spinach rolls and then go to the bank and somehow the bank would be like i see you're quite the aristocrat mamma mia and they would like give me one coin for it too smoke him if you got him [Music] noting is how you stack items that don't normally stack you can sell them at the grand exchange okay well i want to do that [Music] uh grand exchange just west or war okay spinach is not currency it will be there's a bank there click note under withdraw okay so so note this is the first time i've done this uh deposit your money okay hang on busted one [Music] oh wait i'm doing this wrong i can click okay so how do i stack these [Music] it's at the bottom search uh is that it oh oh oh uh no i want to destroy them no no no no no no no i want to stack them drag stacks incinerated destroy them no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i want to turn this into a fortune but withdraw as a note uh withdraw ass note click the note button oh withdrawal oh there we go okay so now that we have 421 let me go to warlock and then we need to uh go to the grand exchange and when we're there we can then turn this weed collection into a prophet man and i make it make stonks you know all right war rock that's how he said that's how you say it don't don't gaslight me into like saying something i've said like it's just as a kid no you don't there's no w uh war warock wanna just [ __ ] say in swedish here we go again okay so we're gonna go back here man i just had a teleport there um okay we're gonna listen to our google translator say this because you guys have been very annoying about this [Music] that's how you say it we rock we rock wait that's miss bellator varrick varric varrick barrick barrick barrick barrick varrick varrick vap varrick varric that that is a [ __ ] name varric varrock i would say varrock varrock not very varric does a nuts haha got him buying girlfriend er yay [Music] rock var rock far rock warrick war rock all right i don't care i don't care that's all i said as a kid okay no no no no no no no no oh can i no i can't do that uh okay so wait i'm going the wrong area anyway what the hell am i doing okay hey guys what's your favorite wrestler dwayne varrick johnson [Music] okay what could this mean okay the isn't dwayne the rock johnson sorry i mean dwayne johnson running for president next year not like next year but for whatever next time next time i guess you see i feel all the actors just do this like hello [Music] okay so i need to go okay yep no no problem stop what are you doing here kanye west is running too well guys have a big announcement i am running for president of the world uh i will be king of the world because right now i have mercury i will vote guys guys how about this how about this if there's an election here's what we'll do i will give you [Music] i will give you all one letter that says thank you in it but here's here's the scam i mean my incentive this letter may or may not contain two dollars wow [Laughter] so that's illegal no okay let's see how var rock is pronounced swedish when you when you are playing runescape and you are like no no no papa papa don't come in don't come in i i am uh i have girlfriend now i am big boy uh sorry i am lit gomer in here so uh you know back you know it's a big gamer now [Music] okay all right we're gonna have to go through the barbarian village but i hope i get killed if i do okay what's that shekel excuse me it's coming through just coming through [Music] this like white wizard that's just like dancing always amen lol [Applause] okay uh all right there we go here we go i haven't done one quest in this runescape stream it's been ridiculous okay when am i when am i when is when am i to stream with simpleflips um it's pretty funny to mention that because simpleflips streams this game legitimately like he's really good at it but then again every [ __ ] game symbol flips places like he's really really good at you know so the grand exchange is that down here right which option for you soon welcome to warwick appreciate that man lol okay it's probably some people are playing right there like what the [ __ ] um grand exchange sir uplift this this right here [Music] okay just up oh like the big castle area right [Music] no no no okay okay let's play a game of colder or warmer or whatever okay [Music] oh okay i see i like that game i like that game we have like a demon following us for some reason oh no he's hot [Laughter] okay okay oh what a jam james who's james hey who are you i'm james it's my job to tell you about the other snowball old school bonds i get it i get it [ __ ] off [Music] hahaha thanks for noticing me yeah you bet man okay what [Music] hey guys hey guys we're just coming in here to crash the party okay granted chase clerk i would like to uh a trade offer is that it is that what we're looking at game economy crashed i'd like to set up trade offers please um [Music] offer to sell i wanna i wanna sell items [Music] or to sell items i want to sell [Music] these bastards yes yes and i'd like to earn oh [ __ ] too much money okay [Music] how about a little bit more realistic [Music] 420. and i what how about this 4269 [Music] 17 million confirm [Music] uh [Music] what happens now [Music] somebody said joel i am so big right now this game is freaking me out badly [Music] [Music] wait wait are you telling me that that now people uh [Music] now people just have to buy these yes but do they have to buy it all at once are you telling me they have to deposit 17 million [Music] no okay [Music] so wait a minute wait a minute are you saying that in the in the grand exchange of this this is basically you can put an artificial value on any item in the game so theoretically if i were to like pick bananas i could be like i want one million per banana [Music] so we're stimulating an artificial economy that we are making up we're basically making an economy obvious like blunts wow people just won't buy them so what is the hardest selling [ __ ] on the grand exchange here [Music] i think it's made of sale i'm not sure [Music] needless well i have needles i have needles offer needle what what's needles for huh [Music] balls are selling high now [Music] crash the economy with chat is that the cell noise i don't know what that is [Music] so it's guessing magic i don't think i don't think my my roles are selling [Music] uh what do i do [Music] i bought one it won't sell for that price well what if everybody what it okay cancel them okay so you can't sell them for that ridiculous price nobody has the money to do that because that's okay [Music] uh price price okay so we want we need to go back okay there we go stop it okay there we go [Music] okay so you have sold a total of zero okay nobody wanted to buy my balloons uh go back if i do it again yep [Music] okay uh how do i stop it sell at one so how do i how does one like oh there we go okay so now we're gonna sell sell an offer of these and if i were to if i were to give everybody actually do this i will sell you all really really really cheap spinach spinach rolls [Music] will this work no crashing market [Music] please buy please please buy [Music] they sold they're also you sold them all to who who it just did they sold instantly oh to one guy so do i just collect my money coins oh [Music] can i then sell my eight hang on 444 for one [Music] if we were to sell needles for 20 oh my god but what if i saw these needles for one corn [Music] sure [Music] yes well i'm getting the hang of this [Music] what if i were to sell [Music] one beer for 25 000. [Music] foreign [Music] this beer is the this beer is most scrumptious delicious beer in the world you open up the beer and go oh mama mia it is so good oh the smell the fragrance it is the finest italian beer it is ragu beer um good [Music] i don't think anybody's gonna buy i don't think anybody's gonna buy a beer for 25 000. [Music] it's pretty good i think i'll tell you what i'll tell you what i'll tell you what if you buy this beer at the grand exchange here's what i will do i will throw in an extra offer for free okay i will dance [Music] i that is right everybody i will be dancing if i do it [Music] no one kind of has that kind of money 25 000 is not that much come on [Music] somebody spelled [ __ ] on the minimap [Laughter] okay um joel if the market is full of 10 gp or somebody can buy your 25 beer because it will automatically buy the cheap ones listed okay [Music] but i'll tell you i'll tell you what i'll tell you what then [ __ ] the grand exchange who would like a belissimo beer the most delicious ever what's this oh [Music] would you like one kadova berry oh i can't even 23 more minutes [Music] uh i'll take it [Music] i think i sold my soul excuse me guys i gotta get my beer back [Music] yeah this this ain't selling so i'm gonna i'm gonna have to do that get my beer back okay would like the most scrumptious delicious beer of all time 17 hours [Music] okay okay i'm i'm gonna i wanna do something really bastardly okay okay i'm gonna accept trade trade things and um basically um [Music] give me your money give me your money come on sean what do you got huh oh oh no no no no no no i'm kidding no [ __ ] i'm kidding i was joking i was joking i was like give me one coin two thousand beers two thousand beers two two thousand beers oh my god [Music] 50 million 50 million what the [ __ ] okay no no no no give me the money give me the money [Music] [Laughter] i can buy one bear with that i can buy one banana with 50 million [Laughter] okay okay what do you want what do you got ah [Music] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i don't know i don't like i don't like the idea of taking a bunch of money like that it's a joke even if it's if it's runescape even that makes me like weird about it so uh joe breaks the bank [Music] okay uh listen everybody uh we might do another runescape stream at some point but you took the 420 okay you know what i'm going to do you know i'm going to do i'm going to give it to some random guy give all my money [Music] uh who wants all my money who wants all my money [Applause] oh yeah [ __ ] i can't i was just gonna give it to some like random person that would not know it's me and i was gonna be like here go buddy buy [Laughter] bread okay can i drop the money okay [Music] how do i how do i got the money a party room [Music] joel no joe yes you can't drop the money oh damn it well i'll tell you what guys i tell you what uh we'll do something else uh how about this we'll do a part two of this and we'll see what we can do with this money because i feel we could probably turn this into some crap a bit where we like make somebody i will treasure hunt i will do a treasure hunt next dream okay i'll drop all the money i have and we all have to find the [ __ ] money all right and i'm just like it might be there you know i'll make a map i'll make a [ __ ] map next stream art and it's just like i'll make some clues like in the kingdom of asgardia beyond the barbarian village there might be you know uh i don't know you'll just be a [ __ ] damn it but not but not if i employ one of the mods to act as an npc to be part of the joel's money quest and they have to they have to do a riddle they have to do a clue find all the riddles find all the riddles and you might get joel's money the riddle master will you be able to get the 2000 bears and maybe the gold bars okay well anyway that's going to be uh probably next stream but this was a lot of fun i didn't get to do anything that was like really runescape-y but but then again i did i burnt bread and i you know i went to see shanty and all that stuff so it's pretty fun stream actually uh we'll figure out something next time but uh uh yeah fun stuff fun stuff man and uh you know [Music] never forget never forget all right guys i'll be right back [Music]

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Id: 0CbU5i_tP5Y

Length: 168min 29sec (10109 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 05 2021