[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 98 Destruction

[Music] yes it's beautiful isn't it no God why don't I make a fee screen all did 98 come with McAfee wow it's even more useless back in the day huh but that's amazing wait a minute what's the really ugly one ah here it is no in fact you know what I think I should just keep it to the standard however I will do this ah I'm being blasted already I have a collection of shareware here that's just fantastic you have to see this thing it is full of the stinkiest software you will ever ever find it is so good alright well now I've been informed that this collection has a lot of good stuff in it via voice the title and voice through PC feed no r140 that's not how I see it we just have to get oh please protect yourself now with the parasha viruses i have tonight do you think do you think he'll offer any protection good Norden himself look at him he looks like you belong some like half life we don't we don't click on this one Oh what is this whoa no no no no I regret no shut it down virtual museum ok how do I stop with that that's the trial a jpg video wave I'm a huge metal fan too real-time preview special effects in comic sans busi nice what are these ducks do okay let's try out via voice I'm curious what is this Oh No what's this oh but no no no stop staring at me who are you tap tap tap I'm on the Internet which is so scary what is this Oh what's with her eyes wait a minute she's like a voice synthesizer program oh wait a minute this program I can speak in it and it just makes the sounds of my voice in the text oh we have to install this here is the quote unquote future yeah every luck to rub feet me too my productivity has gone through the roof there's no way back yes there's no way back to the old ways of typing on the keyword it's definitely the future and the future is here guys it's the future this is the future baby yeah I read beats on your page oh oh oh here we go oh boy no what's this oh no submit the flesh share his talk hello shut PC down please try again farts nuclear foot it heard that no oh hang on dictate to speak bed dictate to speak pad this test test test oh it actually works oh no can I hear myself what's this it's best test test it's working it's actually working I have a dumb idea what if I use screaming what if I just make a bunch of noises will it understand it windows 98 is a nice computer machine did you know that this software is really good at recognizing my voice let's try it out why is it skipping when you scream it skips we need to do this again I if I talk like a regular human being this dumb program understands what I'm saying but the moment I start yelling it gets real weird and cuts everything off trying to find a word we have to uninstall this program right now it's not healthy this old all aw cool guy huh let's give him a try sometimes I just pop up for no particular reason like now well thanks Chloe I'm having Internet issues so that's that's great spicy mama Mia Toolbar maybe that is a little too ironic unable to following instructions thank get out of here Clippy what about wiki fixes how to speed up PC what the the most effective way to speed up pcs with the help of special software what's this website no no it's not whoa what's this fake Wikipedia website fake wiki Wow said also liked each other like make a bomb if the piece you're connected to the internet free trial boy unable to can you get out of here you five cow editor rating do cows 5 million downloads yeah the five million dumb grammars went under the net one said wow that's great yeah I'm uh kind of afraid of the clicking some of these links I mean they are you speed up links but some of these days I'm gonna get like free tip speed up you know what a great website what a great website hey download our mail where can i download it no crazy monday sale it's a sunday but sure okay uh let's see your help your pc run fast moves boost speed can optimize windows are known my favorite thanks joseph you dumb [ __ ] who are you huh yes this very real man ammonia dot beam congratulations you have taken the first step to improve your pc all right click me I need some desperate help please I noticed you have you have Internet Explorer installed on your system you can use that to find things on the Internet how about this angel fire spiciest gifts can I find a website like oh I don't think I'm gonna click on that one I hate it I hate it no no what is that alright well we got some spool yo yo yo yo come on son Aaron's Teletubby page god I hate the Internet I really do I really like I like what's his name poo tinky-winky lalala deep sea I have something called twister this is sent by someone and it only had the email of [ __ ] you Joel twister ice fun do I dare click on it's alright just click on I don't wanna I don't do not want to go on a twister zone welcome to God why is it so crispy welcome to please stay but this game is kind of hard actually it sounds like I was recording the hurricane no no it was recording indeed important man hold me that was pretty bad but I'll tell you nothing will beat that intro tell what let's launch it again let's launch it again several times oh oh oh no nope no no no no no no no yes I would advise you to turn down the volume guys guys twister zone guys we do not enter twister so it literally blue screens the goddamn computer literally oh no no get away shut it down shut it down that might actually be the loudest thing I've ever heard in my entire [ __ ] life Babu the audience is now deaf yeah what it looks like your keyboard is working correctly that's awesome man before there was Windows Movie Maker there was something else and it obliterated anything that Windows Movie Maker could ever do oh no no no oh no I'm gonna make the best movie I'm gonna make a movie about him he's gonna get shot in the [ __ ] head guys it's time to make that YouTube hoop I made on Windows XP look like garbage oh no the baby actors oh oh come on this summer baby and Donkey Kong have a coffee okay listen can I make the baby dab I shouldn't say these things my brain is hurting how I type 'abc this is storybooks help me what a good movie [Music] I'm David Hasselhoff Santa Claus wait here it comes okay well I've had enough of this game already I've had enough of Santa's own it's a no escape no those something happens shut down oh thanks and I want the [ __ ] are you doing know what don't guys get mad together this for Christmas Emad he's sitting there imagine sitting there with Santa Claus on Christmas [Music] this guy doesn't look like he's enjoying his DLL files he had all the dll files in the world but what do you know about the olden in a case do you know about pre-internet BBS as they call it you see the BBS was the internet before we knew the internet that was when you got mortal combat codes and that's when you found like early doom stuff right I'm gonna tell you something I hope you know about this did you know you can watch Star Wars on BBS alright here we go this is real Internet - my name is a vork Skeletor I will not rest until we see Star Wars soon hang on that should be the link Star Wars this is just as good as the real thing guys beerus Wow we're doomed might be like what what the [ __ ] are we watching watching Star Wars dude no our feed board this is the night to fire speed cross into the weird part of the internet right it's a bit crusty but here is where all that weirdos dwell on internet we can go to a general chant sell and buy what are people selling this light suddenly Craigslist what the [ __ ] is this Metallica reload what they're selling Metallica me this year somebody sold at PlayStation in the year 2000 this guy the last guy who sold anything on BBS was in 2009 and it was a Finnish guy that the max support in Finnish I'm actually demonstrate how this guy who this man is hang on out of the middle of nowhere this house was connected in a height and he's just like to start on a particular in fact I have video footage of this guy this might have legitimately been the man who was selling Metallica's look at how the bear spins for a moment this bear stops being a bear and it's like Who am I well we're gonna try it out see what's going on oh it's an English two guys hello I'm looking for hang on let me do the right Finnish way by doing so may Mac phone support in Finnish it will probably be a little trafficked but if you are interested well bye Daniel can I make a BBS link let's revive the BBS let's revive the old Internet let's make this ours let's conquer it and make this our zone no more twitch only devious it's all gone it's all gone what have I done help subject I'm sorry years of DBS has been annihilated yes the magic is real the agent damned OLAP [Music] all right everybody lauric has made something can I help together by duct tape and he wants a stress that's a real piece of [ __ ] but it's called paper sweep it's never a good thing when I bought it in a window you says [ __ ] okay we may or may not have a minute to solve minesweeper the problem is I can't play minesweeper we need to focus for this how do I do it like it's just random it's math and probability so it's gambling mine sweet brisket listen I can't focus right now I desperately need to finish minesweeper I'm actually doing really really good look at this no I get I get a second try it okay [ __ ] it huh no no no I don't know [Music] you lost I just had to take a little nap there for a second I see alright anyway let's reboot oh it's gonna be a little awkward telling my boss yeah sorry my computer runs on Nintendo oh that's great you'll get the job we gotta fix up this stink this meme is cost all right well uh help me Photoshop help me Windows Update I think it's time to update Microsoft wind sup larec you son of a [ __ ] in Zurich you son of a [ __ ] well I'm sure I can get some taxes done in this thing baby Norton Internet no I'm fine nope there's one unread mess I don't [Music] antivirus please what about that McAfee [ __ ] though

Channel: Vargskelethor Joel

Views: 3,063,494

Rating: 4.965497 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, windows, destruction, win 98, 98, xp, bonzi buddy, clippy, grand dad, memes, granddad, meme, memez, virus, vinememez, toolbar, midi, software, vaporwave, minesweeper, viavoice, via voice, tornado, twister, loud, bbs, usenet, finland, shareware, luigi, mario, bup, wario, windows unknown, angelfire, teletubbies, ice cream, music, 3d movie maker, santa, christmas, bluescreen, blue screen, crash, vm, leurak, bios, old, song

Id: 9Lu99J5UsXs

Length: 17min 13sec (1033 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 20 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/TheAdamantArchvile]

TORNADO TWISTER

[u/Nanobreak_]

l u i g i

[u/Scriptman777]

T O R N Á D O

[u/william341]

POP there goes the Synchronet

[u/rigbyultimate]

anyone know what was the intro music?

[u/[deleted]]

I loved his pronounciation of Czech

[u/JettJames]

Please someone find the intro music. It sounds like a genesis soundchip, but I probably have no clue.