[Vinesauce] Joel - Game Dev Tycoon ( Part 1 )

maybe you should just before word you anything company name I guess I'm open to suggestions guys this is a game where you are oh my god I just oh this wreck I'm so sorry I don't know what happened there oh this wreck I'm so sorry I accidentally click on your name I'm so sorry well this wreck I I accidently timed you out buddy that was mine on my intention so this this one goes dedicated to this wreck everybody uh oops I'm so sorry holy [ __ ] oh my god dis wreck my main man I'm so sorry I you do not deserve that timeout trust me but me acknowledging your existence Austria hopefully makes up for this wreck I'm so sorry anyway uh yeah this is Dave gave gay damn techadon gay dev oh hello baby you know a gay Dave dick Jesus Christ wake up Joel it's time to stream games don't be tired man anyway company name we're gonna be called I guess we're gonna call be called vine tendo I guess a player named uh I guess just Joel this time uh my chick or a guy uh I guess I'm a guy I suppose can I be Haitian [ __ ] yeah Kimmy Asian uh is the closest thing to me oh man all the oh dude look at me I can get the grandma sweaters too [ __ ] I can't even get any Christmas knitted sweaters come on that's what that's that that's the ultimate I'm too cold games I'm serious about that - there's nothing more productive for me than to make games I barely make case but I tell you man when there's snow outside and it's snow one and it's comfy game [ __ ] is the funnest to make I don't know why but it just it just is as is anyway uh I guess I'm gonna go with the Christmas shirt because you know I'm a nerd achievement unlocked supporter support our young starter by the game oh man oh man I wonder if you get an achievement from being a filthy pirate huh [Music] pirate in the game which would be incredibly ironic considering the nature of this game huh anyway let's see if we can get this in the sixteen by nine all you cannot get this is sixteen by nine well you know I'm gonna spare you guys not stretching this out to make it as usual of what I do in my youtube videos usually stretch forward throughout the 60-mile on which I don't mind inserting videos but full streams attempt to like keep it in the right aspect ratio but anyway yeah I've never played this game before I don't know anything about it but we're gonna develop a new game for development can begin you need to decide what kinda game you want to create a give your game a name you could also use which graphic graphic then technology the ultimate in crate like just power you know what I mean imagination alright and it's funny too because we're going to stream for fortress later on I'm going to demonstrate imagination is the powerfullest tool and CPU GPU ever you see you see imagination is the stuff of legends and I'm going to turn up the game on just a little bit for you guys and I think that's a little too high hang on you guys can hear this a little bit at least that's that's all I want your options are initially limited but once you have a bit of experience you'll be able to unlock new options ok game concept ah which is my first game uh I guess we're gonna call it uh mmm this game the text being pirated and eventually we give you a message that your business is going under because of your created gates being pirated too much it's hilarious oh that's that's great I'm gonna call this game um grandad granddad brothers hates parole you can actually oh you can make a long text or uh I don't know [ __ ] what is the first game gonna be called it's gonna be called uh uh [ __ ] I gotta be clever with this bull [ __ ] me being clever with it uh I I know I know I know uh I don't uh the vet naming gifts to dad come on come on man don't do that to be [ __ ] you man that's this is getting self-referential this is getting existential ma'am the game judges me for my terrible typing skills Oh goddammit alright The Adventures of Mike hunt there we go that's gonna be my first game is a platformer game pick topic it's gonna be about life and it's gonna be a action game and it's gonna be on the the the c64 me the g64 of course uh I will do did will do text based on a text based graphics in well it sure is two or four core so I guess well let's do with this uh start development all right here we go work we're calling and maybe game development runs through three stages at the beginning of each stage you decide what area of the game you want to focus on pick up in very focused greatly need to put you generate okay I think about what IRA so if you were less important you're gonna read that brief description of the different okay uh gameplay uh well you know this is going to be really funny but um games these days seem to do this or no actually you know what no this is this games these days you know what I want in a game you know what I want in a game this this is literally all I want in a game I don't I guess it's it's more of this I guess honestly I'm being really real here a to but if a game is fun to play that's all it matters honestly this doesn't really matter that much I mean yeah it does but this never does matter any like graphics for me is inconsequential it doesn't matter at all I mean yeah it's a it's a plus of a game looks nice but if it plays nice that's more relevant honestly anyway I'm we're gonna go with maximum gameplay maximum gameplay fine we'll do that we're coating it in baby game them up and start started yeah while developing your game you'll generate a game point we can we can see bubbling up game points are dividing design and technology points the more points you generate the better the game will be from time to time there'll be a bug points generated okay these points will become likely once you gain experience bug should be fixed before the game is released increased development time it cost well that's not true at all bug Santa Games right am I the only one who sings tips I think so I think game games with a lot of lettuces is hilarious I think it has a lot of unintentional here or to it like in Metal Gear for example I played it the other day and I said this before but my horse ran up to attack and stood on the goddamn tank and the tank drove away and my horses disappeared off the map it was great anyway dialogues artificial intelligence well off with that I don't need that we need max level design that's right maximum oh my god I like might the Lord in my garage during the velvet you notice over today can't talk today during developing can also select additional feature for your game right now you can only pick basic sounds you don't need the poop and beep alright you also see the graphic type you selected when you define the game this is random II of your choice your poor choices in life you cannot change the type of graphics mid game or really now well in today's modern really game the world and you can you can you can alai at e3 and at the finished product it looks like you know wet dog forts let's see world design graphics we're gonna have maximum graphics that's right we're gonna have realistic Mike hunt simulations that's right in a graphics game you know my my font is a little better-looking than usual you know the oval developing of your first game is like completing your furniture features publish the game you should only once you've examined earlier bugs listen game without fixing bugs can see real affect your ratings you should only ever consider if you need to cash and you can't afford to wait well my name is not EA so madam is ripping into these modern games huh alright it's a text-based action game with maximum graphics that's right maximum maybe what we don't skip out here man realistic text you know what you don't want Texas in my game you know how realistic the the the gameplay is this is this is Mike on this is sprite right here look at him he's like and then when he dies he goes boom you know Mike hunt the classic the classic the best better than the wrists sure takes a lot of time to finish this game your back casts it in the red thankfully your back is enable you to overdraw your account up to 50k but be careful if your character is below 50k you will go back to oh no just finish oh okay you're gonna do what oh I see oh [ __ ] developer of your game is has now finished while developing games you gain experience and improving your skills when development is completed you'll experience a little bit okay oh man alright let's see those review scores baby story I start the story dick to puss action authentic that's gonna be the cover art you know Mike hunt is gonna be a you know the trash game it's gonna be a trash game I'm gonna release it I'm gonna release it onto the world a big old bowel movement of a game release it go release the book open the spit up give us a complete and will be handed off to publishing we should see reviews a sales coming in for the game soon yeah baby recent Marcus started suggest the golf adore G 64 is steadily outselling competitors in the PC sector consumers prefer the lower price greater availability and the flexible hardware configuration over other home computers oh really now experts say that this might spell the end of competing hardware manufacturers well I can I can tell you already that when we did c64 madness on the stream I was a little bit shocked at how slowly the the games loaded but you know you kinda ignored that [ __ ] when you you were a kid and you just wanted to play the games but you know honestly if I was a kid growing up with the c64 and either waiting for those games and load load times a little bit even longer honestly cuz I I had the patience of like a wildfire I don't know what that means but yeah all games loaded and I don't know why this is relevant I guess I'm just talking about the c64 anyway the firstfruits are newly released game the inventions Mike hunt came in as a terrible joke I know but waste of money their folks are gay people show this game very well that's right Oh bin material mm-hmm not much fun all right so not the game is garbage garbage we have to pay them we have to pay them that's right well my [ __ ] is not doing the best but it will soon enough when it gets its dark edge you remaking the tooth tale sense and my [ __ ] gets a makeover you know every publicly a game you can invest a little bit of time to analyze your creation and generate a game report game reports are a great way to gain research points as well as valuable insights into what work works and what doesn't work when developing him I don't need to learn see developing things and churning [ __ ] out of the market is all about it's all about not learning from mistakes and if they criticize your game they're racist or sexist that's how game developers should do it to generate a gamer for closest message in the clock anywhere all right all right let's let's do some research is important unlock new rate improve youngster developing with different topics in general johner combinations first like how about about a 6 e puzzle dating sim horror RTS that's right a new topic custom game engine oh yeah post-apocalyptic pirate oh man the irony here I'm going to virtual pet a 6e virtual pet game now we're talking now we're playing it like like the Japanese did on PC 88 yeah I'm gonna always post-apocalyptic [ __ ] it and a research that [ __ ] vine 10 do a new comer in the game industry has just released their first game the adventure of Mike on the game has moderate response from reviewers we were curious about vine Tendo will deliver in the future that's right oh that game am you know it might not be the best game but it's gonna be a cult classic you know uh the eventual - old oh is that a thousand one thousand four and eighteen units in its first week on the market that's a lot actually I mean for a game about a dick but that now that you gave us on sale you ever seen the first income from the game every week you can see other well well your game is doing by looking at the Cielo graph to the top right of the screen sweet man it's doing so well yeah you know yes success leaders a new topic post-apocalyptic a post-apocalyptic puzzle game you know how they do a chancre games in Japan now you're like what is it Bayonetta pachinko and what else Resident Evil pachinko whatever it is well guess what I'm gonna make a post-apocalyptic puzzle game pachinko that's what sells in Japan these days all right so uh new game game history alright that's right cost income loss uh okay wasn't maybe the best but fans zero oh come on it's gotta be one do that likes this game thought about me fine well develop a new game develop a new game oh then you have a little finicky game number two Mike hunt free vengeance how do you spell that I gotta say Metal Gear Rising as the dumbest title ever revenge's revenge and salaries pelops revenge Jones I gotta look this up I feel like a goddamn idiot but uh how about this sexy revenge is astride - that's right he'll get his revenge but find love in the process yeah it'll become a medical class in about 20 years that's right revengeance I don't know why but yeah [ __ ] you no revenge honestly revenge is the worst [ __ ] ever let's just revenge eons I spelled it right okay pick topic wait what the [ __ ] well there we go okay a post-apocalyptic uh strategy no I'm gonna go is it still an action game is this is what it's going to be on the g6 before Yeshua or whatever uh I guess is the the night hang on let me spill it up mic on - there we go all right it's post-apocalyptic it it's in a world past the original Mike hunt you know at the other game the world exploded in it you know in a big come nuke and now my contest to repopulate earth it's sort of like fallout meets uh fallout meets what is that game called uh what is that Japanese game called with the tits no not all of them no is the game for the PSP that's called like terrible jiggle physics uh I said rangu coupe you know what I'm talking about but this one will be 2d graphics that's right that's right all right this one will have a little bit of story to it I like how no not better alive Christ I like the center and back back or I don't know senran kagura ROG I don't know anything about that Blissett according to rumors the Japanese company the Jeopardy a look at that the inventors plan to launch it's very oh oh vine Kendall and Nina bento I'm gonna sue their asses its plan to launch its very home gaming console really now mean Vento is known for widely successful or gay game dinky King you know let's just let's just fix this yeah yeah yeah is it do that and and you know you do that and the derry-o giant k kinky king some sort of game i would make but yeah anyway alright many districts and that the home gaming console will take off we are eager to see what the inventor will deliver that's right dinky king dongers congas that's right let's research can i research while i'm developing a game i think i can actually uh sports bop-bop bop-bop a passport uh custom gave me i can't do that yet but uh I guess horror i I can't do that yet okay uh detective let's make deja vu uh I don't do virtual pet [ __ ] it yeah let's do that kinky thing the erection of my cart is not on the off the market it sold 5,000 units e generating 38 ok off the market really wasn't that bad oh Jesus your sellers a new virtual pet virtual pet well I'll take it I guess I'm gonna churn out this a little bit more dialogue we don't need dialogue although we will be sexy moans and grunts and the occasional farting in a bathtub you know it's a game that's more visually appealing than this that odd do you blow that stimulating world of sign alright let's get a little bit a sound there's one sound in the game and it's it's a man screaming pass through it I don't know what kind of game we're making here but it's gonna it's gonna blow blow the lid baby today an inventor has come from recent rumors and announced their plans to release a new home gaming console called ts early next year the console features cartridge-based games and I uniquely the sign controller you mean the the go little brick in all honestly let's not be like facetious for a moment here the NES controller is totally on economic it's just a [ __ ] like brick it's a big old biscuit you know I don't have a biscuit or not but you don't I mean uh but I think honestly that it's so [ __ ] it's shapely and sits here it's just that square you know I mean but it's so good it's so good honestly I don't know why people say like oh it was really uncomfortable holier I know that Nintendo something where you mashed a you know a little sore thumb but [ __ ] that I love the NES controller I think it's one of the best just saying but yeah yeah I guess we're gonna finish this one up I need to fix bugs anyway huh it's right new record all baby hope you like this one better huh so in a window here what trash the trash man all right now I'm gonna release this piece of [ __ ] credit game with a good topic daughter combination I don't know if that's the best generate condemnation but start first reviews of your newly released game Mike is came in all right let's see oh five five huh have seen better and quirky book good okay but you know what that's not too bad that's not too bad a five five six and four huh I buy it I buy it hell yeah man making the dough that's right Patrick and Daniel clue green heart games hey Joel we're heroes in the world like the server for purchase the game is supporting her No thank you man you you you you do the guys you guys are the best all right yeah yeah I'm gonna make a game to you guys called green heart games and it's gonna be a cheat codes because you know you when you make it all about you know what we should make it all better we should make game dev Deku Tycoon in the game and would always look at the 11 out of 10 immediately is a very enemy a lot of your joining it with your purchase you gets word a little startup and hopefully make sure we're all that's good see you rock oh you're playing my heartstrings here man thank you for me or do that's that's awesome Mike hunt 606 and let us not have a rule 34 fans okay so they're making part of my games now okay yeah maybe 34 fans it's a wrench in my a my in my cupboard that's really dirty but it's not let's sell up a little more research a new topic airplane oh man there there's a joke here that I can do that I will not touch on at all no I would never this is an important milestone in the history a 10k units oh man that's we're making in the dull sexy revengeance my [ __ ] Oh baby now we're gonna make a new game uh you know what I want a [ __ ] airplane game we're gonna touch that joke you know what you know what it is you know what [ __ ] joke it is and we're not making that joke joke 7-eleven I love eating at 7-eleven you know what - I am that's you know it's jokes the new game platform ideas by CS Benny van has released I will say one thing though that a lot of people don't know that the NES was not released with more you in it it actually took like two years for Mori to come out on it like the first keys for like Popeye and the Donkey Kong which was a really good arcade port by the way but yeah um a lot of people think that a like an NES like dropped one day like it and Mario was on there no no it's not like that it's not the market is sold 12,000 units I like I think that is just 12 copies and this is just like a half be and I mean it's sort of like they they cut the gay and a half with a knife 88 and sales us that's pretty good that's pretty good we're making a little bit of a money who's got the money you got large um what else gonna do I'm gonna put a new topic what else going to do I can't do that yet you're right now let's do a new game we're going to make pick top we're going to do an airplane an airplane game by the way if you're if you're curious I just released adults man and stuff from a year ago with the f-14 Tomcat game one of the greatest simulators ever but I'm gonna call this one I know III I don't know man this is going to be called uh mmm airplane game think about being clever here but I wanna yeah jetty the steel beam em hey uh no we're gonna call it uh now [ __ ] you don't want I want to do uh out of a school game and it's gonna be called ah no horror I'm gonna be called at I'm gonna be called a skeleton guy no skeleton skeleton sexy skeleton that's right baby I wish I could cross a simulation oh yeah ah - tsk I can't do that yet license cost [ __ ] I don't have that much money yet we need to put our game on the NES no no no no no no bone zone that's right and I keep developing crap games here but text-based you do or LS if I do a hang on if I do if I to a game if I do I came about uh a skeleton and ASCII you do realize the entire game just probably is gonna be this [ __ ] tag this thing this is graphics now he's like well what's on a skeleton your dress you know great the game's gonna be fantastic oh my god art screw it we're gonna be a next game but son I have incredible [ __ ] gameplay it's gonna it's gonna just gonna be so [ __ ] good it's gonna make your [ __ ] skeleton pop out of your skin this is gonna go you know mmm can I just maximize everything story quest I guess gameplay is most important for me at least story I would say one thing that I always really liked was some games did this I don't know if they did it on CC I think some games didn't on c64 but I know that later c64 games did this but some dungeon dragons games I think actually had a compensation by not having any text in the game with the characters instead it pointed you towards the manual and the manual would say what the characters were saying you know and it saved so much text space you know I don't know anyway maximum dialogue baby and no artificial intelligence oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah the bones no graphics but ultimate sound a lot of good signs as ash music it's like it's like Oh what what what video game music did you grow up with did you grow up with the Mora theme you know the dot dot dot no I grew up with the bones or ah does that sound well you know it sounds like it sounds like well this like oh yeah I remember bone zone I remember that classic finger-snapping good turn it up son turn off son I can't wait to hear this game rendition that those Orchestra mitigating things that do that halo FEMEN you know the underscores theme she's like here comes bone zone [Music] no I'm not that cruel I'm sorry anyway uh finish it do it oh we're in the window - let's pour it in the - now seems to have some serious financial difficulties here at company's about to go bankrupt after careful consideration we have decided to offer you a deal we'll give you 86 motion to remove our danger zone whatever I will give you eighty six thousand but should you be out of the danger zone but in return you have to commit pay us in a year's advance yeah they'll solve off my fingers but I'll win in the end I might be a limbless pirate at the end but hey I did what was best yes the boom the boom zone young yeah although at level two on the awesome and graphics - alright release the game maybe so they like this accompany some guy making a shitty game in a oh here we go guys and what does it hold your thumbs is that an expression in Americana hold your thumbs well that's what we see is Sweden so hold on to your butt's I suppose let's go oooh Horace Emily's terrible combination no it's not not much fun you don't know anything I still have nightmares that's the points disappointing oh but it's the point game here oh that's the point cross your fingers that's right cross your fingers well horror simulation is a horrible combination oh you are so behind the times love oh uh quick pick a new game uh cash in died I mean how about this about this we got again quick I'm gonna call it a [ __ ] at I'll please please bye bye miss they're going to smash they're going to how about this huh how about please buy this dirt murder hang me they're murderers murdering how about this the only way to probably put this in big quotes is to put a emoticon please buy this there they're murdering how this is - they're murdering me enough if is a good thing it's like they're killing me big topic uh life genre simulation yeah graphics text-based help me help me help me help me now I went to graphics I'm gonna I'm gonna draw a dead corpse and I'm gonna put it as me me that's the entire game the recently released TS home console by an event per to be a massive success sales numbers have exceeded expectations by four oh [ __ ] so a customer says I love the games that come with two tears I am playing with a controller so much more fun than on a keyboard Klebe hi there obvious finished bones oh and I think you have potential that's right uh I mean I'm in contract business and we could use some skills like yours if you're ever so short on cash just let me know I was having work for you Jason for these contracts baby I'll do it right away uh you'll have zero gameplay but a lot of first and story that's right that's right the plebs own dialogues max a lot of artificial intelligence because it's going to be true to life and you know that's life and it's gonna have a lot of good world design I think you and the yeah man let's get this thing off to bugs I don't care hole this game is good hopefully Jesus Christ oh man look at my skills man worl design and graphics I love love to release it oh man I really hope this the fisheries for New Orleans game by mister murder he came in here we go oh oh a bad not good oh no disappointing oh no come on man pretty bad oh oh man hopefully it just covers my ass enough so I don't totally go bankrupt oh no we need on any escape bad we need to pay the license fee and we need to squeeze one out immediately oh [ __ ] on me on developed new game 80k art can we make 80k can we make 80k just like like that a reason started suggested they increase the increasing variety our game device elves great a market for more specialized games the pleasures would go more popular with your game as well all this came for more mature age groups right as far more developers enter the market we expect developers the focus turns on a specific group to make really a target audience of my my I think my my audiences is paraplegic furries that's my that's my target audience you know everybody hates my games except for finiti dot-com they love it they say like you know what my [ __ ] was great [ __ ] all you guys that Joel guy really puts his heart into his games like that game they're murdering me that's good me we should really do contract work forget creating custom game engines this one preview games a lot it increased your custom anus with Rico action many ones have researched accustomed in the art I don't know yes find some contract work yeah let's go do that contracts useful tools or some extra cash when your balance is low contract the crazy drainage alright decide carefully would contract except if you miss the deadline for cartridge you will have to pay a penalties it's better to start up alright you know what you know what let's get a contract to squeeze out a a NES game hopefully hopefully ah spritesheet software what else do I have debug program library software no I want to make sex games modern technologies pay 26 wait a minute let's see what else on space 14:25 i'm going to do library with this money for the library software [ __ ] maybe we can get a NES game out there will be our last attempt we need that 80k man for the messages of the NS code there near the Davina man I love Japanese company sponsor lays a home gaming no I want to stick through the Danny s oh man give me the money by this term murdering me it's not off the market [ __ ] well done we will transfer all sweets Jason here it's got the word from the client that country's completely excellent work usually a new contract by every six month to check out back sometime all right [ __ ] we need we need a new thing here quick fine car network and let's just do this three weeks let's do it in three weeks man we can't go in the we need 80k we need 80k we just need it man come on come on this is very disappointing oh no oh [ __ ] ro we're gonna squeeze in five weeks for this oh no we gotta make it a game quick squeeze one out uh band decisions take a topic post-apocalyptic game it's going to be a RPG on the g64 yeah graphics this has got to be a good one today he hasn't offered recent rumors about a new gaming console and I was the master V the company claims that the master v6 on the spiritual master sinful TS by veteran lawyer I [ __ ] we're [ __ ] your pad we had let's just let's just hope this works this is my last attempt no I this is my last attempt but it is however it is crucial that this game gets shout out on the market and people like it bad decisions someone should make like these mock fake cover arts if you're making art tonight place make these cards because I want to own them in my library this is the this is the primordial ooze face of vine kendo you know before we do any escape since we're the good [ __ ] happens right it's just the the credit basically I'm making games that we featured on dass madness you know I mean just bad games graphics no god this is the future you chose soon all right get those bugs off well yes we were do it for bugs or I guess we'll do with that [ __ ] oh man bad decisions very bad this season will be really good I could just imagine it's the quintessential game of the year bad decisions it's a game about like not drinking bleach no in fact the whole game is about not drinking bleach it's about you stare it on a jug of bleach and it's like don't drink it and if you click your mouse you drink it it's just it's the game about patience and not giving in you know I mean that's the whole game it's a avoid the bleach it's not even a challenge it's just don't click on it but some some people have an impulse like that they need to you know do it release it oh man this better Oh god never mind that we require to pay back the agreed massive Oh Oh bad decisions here we go game Cartman better oh yeah oh man oh man reviews enjoyable oh my god maybe this will break even very good peer decisions oh Jesus Oh Oh God no you drink or bleach oh oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah look at how much cash I am here we can make second games Sega games are maybe cheaper man hang on let's see 80 [ __ ] they're both 80k you know we should do else do contract work let's do this thing real quick five weeks let's do it five weeks we need them just I'll do we can already do it can I quit this I have the money I can make one right now okay you just please I'll do that make it so much cash [ __ ] I'll hang on uh awesome alright good good good loaded we haven't we haven't develop a new game alright here we go he's my first real game that's not like c64 garbage aren't my first NES game it's gonna be uh bone Bros that's right it's gonna be uh a spy game a horror game a action game and on the NES yes totally graphics to the graphics yeah 3d graphics on the NS never really worked so much but no I will fix the pack shift later trust me on NES game will be the best the recent released game a gaming console monster v by v NS stirred up the market worldwide industry said because it's not very well marketed in North America but it will flourish in other parts of the world what's that true I don't know oh man this better be working maximum gameplay a little story and yeah all boom bros I'm putting it all on to you man haha dialogues [ __ ] that level designs gotta be the best that's bone Bros basically you know trust me what I squeeze this turnout will repay the debt don't worry guys we're not gonna get our head sawed off today uh sound sounds got to be the best cause NES is memorable for that yeah I'm back in like 84 uh bone broths better sell amazing worries bone deep alright here we go no lord I want the word Oh Lord well order like ow it's okay it's okay okay we can break even we just got done with it see see that you are getting serious financially we are all yes many credits at I will give you to cover your costs expected way we plus a fee of no III go okay it's going down the [ __ ] are we better we better get that bail out son Oh God Vaughn Tendo is hitting the grave oh no oh no all or nothing baby all right release the game okay boom brothers boom brothers is on the nes now here we go we're [ __ ] oh oh it's okay you know it's the first attempt yeah boom brothers man all right how much damn I am that by the way yeah you know you know what that shouldn't that be enough Oh 12 K casual games now we're heading a market angry Turtles and all we're good slowly against PC manufacturers Oh an official statement that said that the company is specific so successfully introduced a higher price poker computers to don't even even alright we're almost back baby uh this is some research in the meantime uh sent a contract work available game backdrops I can do that in four weeks yeah oh Lord we're just [ __ ] all right we had one fan one fan of bone brothers yeah well done awesome ok that that'll time you over a little bit and so frenetic Jesus research uh what do you think target audience yeah I got target audience what we worked better yeah screw it well now we're in the might assonance of the village is a portable gaming called that game Ling the game Ling the last cost of exchange of all game cartridge monochrome screen on a green background a built-in speaker name a multiplayer support via connection cable oh my god compared to other pieces on there gaming consoles the gaming is under power became they lower cost and excellent portability it might find a huge following you mine I said hit [ __ ] ok do whatever going to make a gameboy game it's okay we're researching the market target audience a week yeah that's a really matter if I can make a game or not cuz you know we do know our target audience this time oh my god met sure it's gonna be amateur hard Jiki sure got shitty horror games horror is gonna be a adventure horror and I guess for the c64 even though it's kind of like dying out it's gonna call scallop Skelton [ __ ] - it's the best we can do oh this is the worst we are so [ __ ] oh man I can't even do it on the NES I don't have any money for it no I don't that idea you know the c64 is irrelevant and outdated so you know dialogues so far down the hole oh my god hi I'm Steve O'Connell a reporter for the planet gg gg gg gg Alice we heard a rumor that your company is developing again for mature eyes what do you like being interviewed yes yes yes absolutely great thanks for your time published interview next week they're like so what is this fresh ground this game I'm going to die oh god she's had some serious financial difficulties by the bear after curtly I decided to offer you a deal okay 1 or 6 thousand years time is good it's great oh man five ten accorded companies working its first game written to mature Joe alone our CEO Valentino said we think that the players are looking for more mature cognitive games we're willing to take the risk to give it to them that's right is your in later games well the chores things become more common we are curious the other market will react to these games I am too uh or got hype for to develop a great game it's not no one's recipe for success it is essential to build hype to ensure that the players are excited about your game the meaning of your hype is mostly generated through random events but once you gain more experience you use marketing through other strategies to generate high okay get those bugs out skeleton [ __ ] got to be great alright here we roll don't go on I don't know if this is gonna make any cash at all honestly it's gotta be a 10 out of 10 or else it's just just [ __ ] release it oh god I'm gonna lose like 500k man scaling [ __ ] - here we go I feel like that there's no skeleton [ __ ] one right there go uh fought at stages oh no oh no Corky but good alright and I have seen better alright come on come on I need this Falls a bit short on dude I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] I am [ __ ] hope that hype was worth it man 45 fans Oh baby all right you know what Stuart develop a new game quickly uh chipper I'm gonna be called uh hopefully not die last mature it's gonna be an airplane game and it's gonna be a simulation and it's gonna be on the big kicking boy oh that's only thirty huh now I'm gonna do it on oh that they're cheaper now what what the holy there's cheaper holy [ __ ] my ocean I already have the license oh okay that's okay I see I see how it is uh yeah all right uh mature airplane simulation for Nintendo - no one - [ __ ] that you know what you know what let's see if we can get on the master system with no [ __ ] that I won't do that uh master system boy no hopefully not my last I guess I engine and gameplay is more important though no story no story at all I think it's got to be like bundles the growing interested in video game series also growing on its for video game magazines these magazines are a great new way for game developers and market their upcoming games really marketing audiobook I got some marketing in after this uh no dialogue I guess maximum maximum now this is podracing who the [ __ ] needs story and a goddamn airplane game world assign graphics sound used I guess graphics is graphics is most important for this gotta look great right get rid of those bugs baby are good choices one out quick all right this this has got to be a great one this is this might be the last one we're so [ __ ] high in depth it's it's oh uh we needs a more level design hopefully release it here we go all right here we go oh god no I think it came please huh Oh Oh and they're all crap is my final fantasy this is my final fantasy I have seen better art we can't get like a good game for [ __ ] I made so many games but they all suck alright hopefully not my last here more than 1 million casual able to move on the Lexx level this might be a sound a lot don't worry once you release a hit game you will do this amount easily don't be so condescending you [ __ ] I guess my game is just plain wrong yeah Vienna cradle Master has announced the Vina gear portable game director convenience the game bling from Nintendo the game your sucked ass I don't care so you're going to say unlike similar devices on the market which don't come close to the gaming console the Vita gear is basically full power to the master V except that you can take it with you veena gear else comes the co full color screen with device toppling you gambling we will see I mean I give where the bean boot two months well [ __ ] that I'm not dumb I'm gonna do that alright let's uh any contract work in the meantime hang on uh logo animation in five weeks four weeks I'll do this one instead libraries hopefully asphalt on the way below expect the numbers to game ever see model e reviews but it seemed what the chosen place where to put the target really now and we're so boned we're so boned we're [ __ ] or [ __ ] you know what let's make a new game make it for everyone and it's going to be called uh portable uh how about this I pick pixel porn and it's going to be a no I have a better idea before we do that game history no not game history research yeah let's see marketing yeah do that I mean town well this this is on on the market just selling today the new game here in pixel porn for everyone you know yeah the [ __ ] let's do it for everyone that'll be the best marketing sale unlock market you get access marketing option into action but only while a game is only in development alright cool pixel born that's right and it's literally just two dots that represent the boobs scraped it's about life about school baby a RPG and all in the game Ling this one is going to be the best I know I just pay the license for it but trust me this time this time baby now we're talking marketing let's see if we can do some marketing yeah whatever well oh my it's not all the market di whatever hang on marketing your effective reach more potential customers if you're expensive to to get a feel for that works best invest too much how dare you any up and working with the EE Roach it what is it called ero ghee ero G what was it called in Japanese the porn John it's like Rose did make dr. dick instead of dr. Mario basically that's this what this is we're gonna devolve into anyway uh so anybody know what money probably marketing cadre yeah don't worry about it a large campaign two million small campaign oh my god ever does magazines yes cure that arrow gay there right that's right arrow G arrow gay here we go uh-oh I can do that because I I don't even have the money to do that oh [ __ ] uh okay ah so this is going down the drain real quick oh no I am so I am so dead oh my god no money for you the dick support might be my last one the school RPG John resist yeah whatever my career dude my career dude the other thing oh no you mean I can't develop [ __ ] for like alright screw it I say on my garage oh my god Lauren oh we're so close to leveling up to death approaches oh my god oh I love life as a person - alright pixel porn is ready here we go no dialogue in an ear oh gee well guess what it's all about dick - puss action baby that's what it is I don't care about the dogs the bugs is a feature oh my guards hey not much fun well that's only because you have no imagination friend fun at stages that's right okay RPG games work well on the game wing it sure it is alright and now we are officially [ __ ] in three months time yay oh my god we're not gonna freak run run run hopefully pixel form will break even as file for bankruptcy oh my god a higher price alternative that was first shut down production the diesels were do contract work in the meantime that's true it we make this bad right now [Laughter] geez ah dude new proposition the Crypt message Oh what is this what is this matrix crap fare special or recently managed to borrow something research information which made for interest and transferred yeah a contact you agent Blowfish a man I suck a dick good but you don't need to be funny about it yeah yeah yeah zombies oh oh it's not my total money or money I'm getting those is my total money okay we got to make a song B game right now no no we have to make the salt I'm gonna make a new game I'm just [ __ ] around mature horror element zombies and it's gonna be on the Nintendo and it's gotta be called I need in three months all right Oh what kind of do this oh whoa why can't I do that oh I got a okay d yeah yeah baby mature games do the best on Nintendo you look at moisture party you know uh artificials it naw [ __ ] that no dialogue world assign sport it's gonna be real good game guys real good game yeah baby how can anybody like my trash it's just it's just it's garbage world assign s screw its most party was a strange game you I agree but it was very good oh boy now let's hope that at that game uh net breaks even mini credit yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll give you 219 come here yeah yeah the bailout baby P D okay that this this [ __ ] better sell alright it better goddamn sell oh dude I level up a lot of things though deepa me three months fun at stage is really no really no not bad not good they're all mediocre crap games I don't you pay off the loans I usually say oh Beautiful by all games beautiful huh I do like the the the cynic [ __ ] sarcasm tonight what is the game called me in three months yeah what does what does what I said all games think about it oh it's beautiful beautiful it's like commenting on my corpse beautiful beautiful you [ __ ] maybe it's just very very sarcasm it's just some chasm all right how am I going to eat the ljm simulator no alien make made money back wait a minute we can probably be a misra whatever run with the money run with it yeah I'm [ __ ] now there's no way we can [ __ ] recover from this unfortunately your bag dropped oh oh oh oh I just sucks well me and three months was my last classic and good [ __ ] god we just come from rage that vine tender which has been is gone back up it appears that the electric mass-production some behemoth in game industry has purchased the remains of the company hmm a spokesperson of electronic mass-production said I'm excited Java climbed the rights to all vine tendo's previously release tiles here in this news many fans of my tender have expressed their disappointment what all three this is the end of the journey you can either load a save game or a start or you know what start over baby transported back in time oh my god we're gonna make a new one this time we're gonna make I don't know Viney a player named uh should fill Fashion Show got it uh my name's my playing it's gonna be Shiggy Mia MIDI no I don't know uh [ __ ] guys Phil Collins uh [ __ ] I don't know a Donald Trump uh talk brown uh [ __ ] III don't know I don't know uh just mega companies uh uh Ronald screw it I don't want black dough but okay maybe is a very very a bad name like it's just a total coincidence yes oh you mean that Ronald McDonald oh no no that's not me no I'm just named after that [ __ ] clown that sells hamburgers don't worry about me you know they're totally different people oh my god all right uh all right let's make a game no I see the total of Ronald McDonald don't worry about it you know once a clay on long souls our clown but he sells like oh okay um before we do anything maybe we should like research I can't do anything okay my first game is going to be called uh I I'm another Ronald you just just to put it out there so people don't get confused uh Wild West the city aliens aliens oh we got different ones now uh yeah uh no alien game uh I'm Noah fact that you know what you know you know I'm you know what I call it uh uh McDonald's ruin my life and it's going to be a city game it's also going to be an action game and it's gonna be on the a PC this time all right it's going to be a text-based game and yeah it's going to be like the et a lot of gameplay and yeah McDonald's ain't big enough for the two of us Ronald alright I guess it is kind of dumb to you start with c64 at meeteth so you should start with the cheaper to alternative but anyway uh get the I I love it up I don't need dialogue at all garlic Gordon it's a it's a it's a classic sir like Zork put with more six graphics we don't need sound that much I'm going over my [ __ ] life all right it's get rid of those bugs yeah can I get some more to sign maybe dope no I bet they're love it bear love it Bailey this came with not diet like I was churning out [ __ ] intentionally but still yeah this is pretty good yeah release it Reese's on the market yeah if they like this one they might be brain dead fun at stages we really do you know we're already getting a better start in last time which is just [ __ ] bizarre but not game here oh you don't know anything shows potential that's right all games like the best review put people's because they they have a soft spot for my crap everything is really bad with everything vine EA a new comers come in as just released a first game again my motor response from reviewers we're curious about vine EA will deliver in the future well nothing but crap all right let's be carefully or not be as stupid as we did last time with all true in my life sold 2000 units in the first we made it a charge that's 62 yeah baby was so successful that we now have 11 fans yeah oh no oh no it is some research let's get a custom game engine how do I get that by the way no no no I don't want that well how much is our P or P it's um christ almighty when it's a gain report i got to see something real quick I selected no I can't analyze I'll see what the kids like what are the kids like oh I see okay following results city and action is a bad combination world the sciences you're not important for this type of game huh mm-hmm I see the research game reports are great way to gain research points a new insight please generate a report all right let's make a new one let's make a new one and let's not do City in action because that's like terrible let's do I uh [ __ ] that clown guy I'm very blunt about my titles this time I guess Ronald McDonald is really really salty about the fact that he was named after it was a name he also used my god I he had a unlucky name he was born and then McDonald's came around and ruined it I guess alien and action alien action the clown guy it's a game but aliens shooting down Ronald McDonald House try this again uh-uh yeah let's go with that and a lot of the lot of gameplay a good engine not so much to worry that guy is just taking out aggression or a food company by making okay yeah I could do that or you can take a gun I just going to McDonald's and blast people but you know sometimes it's better be productive and take your aggressions and and sadness into something positive you know I mean instead of shooting people up he's shooting up the game market with turds video turds a a lot of artificial intelligence on this one oh yeah baby you can almost do a custom game engine I really want that I really want a custom game engine this is text based yeah it's great while generating a game reported starve again the developer and learn about abortion yeah I know I know yes and zero graphics and no sound well the sign it's gonna be great because they were perfect lower price greater availability yeah I don't don't worry about it yeah yeah extra saying that this might spell the end of the computer hardware manufacturers yeah this is just gonna be the best one text games only dialog and all these visual arts get rid of those bugs by the way come on you can squeeze one out there you go I will do a serious play through some time but maybe I'm just standing fun with this I'm not really oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that clown guy came in there they loved it they would love it facets moments stir this really well all games are breaking my heart man oh my god hi Bank how's it goin let's do a game reports I'll see what the clown guy what Bradley made a tick but really made it tick japanese come to my tennis yeah I know dinky King oh my god is stupid get some more research and then we can finally do a game engine huh folks relay cells is actually a lesson actions a great combination Lovelace I seem to be quite important for this type of game good all right so I guess level design is you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna do a new thing I wanna do a new game I'm gonna really really hate that hate those hamburgers and they're gonna be ailing again action and it's going to be on LSD that's doing more PC [ __ ] yeah but this time I'm going to toothy 2d graphics Pudi um I guess the more gameplay uh no don't know and then he killed a dog McNally's quest alright level the sign [ __ ] all that other [ __ ] they're gonna love it they're gonna love it and I guess graphics this is just like bad right oh my god basic sounds advanced ounces right it doesn't really matter I just want to squeeze one out real quick yeah whatever sell that game if you're so great uh no I yeah yeah whatever all right let's get those bugs out pick more set now we don't need sound Mac tonight cool this one's gonna be a doozy it's gonna be a real doozy uh oh my god Ronald McDonald yeah release the game we have 13 fans see they like this one baby ha ha ha pretty bad uninspiring really on inspiring okay if you make a game with the same donor topic as the last one it'll makes a slower but that's that's what VA does every year uh uh rather than bringing a new market to deliver that it which is more or less the same okay well I think I really hate those hamburgers was really simply developed too soon after the previous game what's not enough innovation technology really now really think so really I don't think you know [ __ ] that's what I think all right I really want a a custom game engine that's going to be a higher average rate of the hat and I think you have potential I really hate those burgers do oh you're still stupid oh my god Matt oh dude I got a great game next time I got a great game next time don't you guys worry all right let's make a new one uh-oh I got a Coke a uh can't even make that that's gonna like save game and a lie near story holy [ __ ] I'm gonna call it I can't even make that it right it's gonna be called the the my kids - it's gonna be called it's gonna run on uh Y can I do this no it costs too much but I can't do I can't add a save game feature line here that's why I say it's linear I know but I say a line here I also say Salman like Salman I also say wrench even though it's like more like wrench but you know Swedish hey give me a break I'll let this generate a little bit more money and then we can probably make it really hate those hamburgers actually let's do a contract work thing Italy you know in the meantime you weren't on a touch the NES this time we're too good for that or too good for its baby laughs all right cool much did it cost again - the graphics costs 250 all right let's be a little bit serious this time not necessarily but I'm going to ask you guys how important this at that I get the graphics in for the custom game engine I have two fans mom and dad no no all my fans are me myself and I too fast me and everyone else literally all my fans don't worry about it it's very important alright so how about this we get sixty we we ignore the story of the custom end engine thing right make a text game no I want to do something that's that's not [ __ ] let's let's just get some other contract working in the meantime now why not five weeks [ __ ] it oh my god this is [ __ ] is too good it's just a developing right into an early grave all right and then let's get the the other one in yeah let's do I play test screw it [ __ ] it whatever man this [ __ ] sexy organ music sexy organs alright good good ah [ __ ] dammit uh uh Nazi custom engine so what we need is essentially just okay you know let's just squeeze out a really bad game real quick so we can make a game engine so close that's just [ __ ] how about this uh I need some change man I guess this time we're going to go with a wild west action on PC hobo quest wait a minute uh hey we can do we can the earthbound city aliens and RPG right now I'm gonna do do this alright I need to change man that's gonna have a guess what a Wild West theme we need some we need some story yeah Wild West huh oh my [ __ ] god so stupid okay so this is really good huh dialogue Jenny nice um not not enough for two of us partner I gotta get down and shed and we'll get whack me off body broke Batman the dirt dirt Miroku alright [ __ ] I said I shall call this revs bizarre adventure huh they're gonna love it they're gonna love it body so let me get this right uh this means that this is bad well the Sun is bad here right yeah so I'm gonna pump out graphics and sound right look at all like the sign I'm not paying too much attention to this but let's not like intentionally get a game over here so yeah the worldís sign here is if it's a - it means that you know if you have a lot of this stuff in action it's just crap or what's the sec lemme you know I'm not too sure yet but well the sign well it'll be a desert so ya know this has graphics this has graphics a row zero mmm cool ah oh I gotta say don't get too many energy drinks as of late hmm all right well let's just go ahead doesn't matter that much anyway we're all dead get rid of those bucks man where those bugs all right here we go wait I got an extra bug the bug was like an ax Tom what the [ __ ] ah I mean look at all my level ups yeah baby hey I'm doing way better than I did last time oh this one might mono sound yeah game tutorials - turell's baby all right not bad not good day it just it's just pocket change forget on level design serve this year the focus huh okay just pay me back money I just ice want money for my stupid custom engine that's that's it one fans zero vans oh boy all right let's get a contract work in the meantime yeah character sign three weeks a [ __ ] it I can do that master says I don't need to do that I don't need to do that only [ __ ] play on NES true people like me we play on outdated technology all the time all right good you know what maybe you can do the custom engine right away like already 90 oh all right let's just go with this and I'm gonna call it the divine engine because I'm on an original I'm stupid your own custom engine only the use when creating that's right and that's right baby I'm gonna custom engine ah I don't even like company though alright vining is done all right let's uh let's do some research by the way let's research uh I don't know game tutorials what do you guys suggest what should I do here mono sound mono sound maybe I guess with a lot of good sound I can make a really memorable game I guess like crazy bus yeah I think we should do mono sound new topic uh yeah new topic is pretty good evolution hunting I guess I could do a hunting simulation game huh yeah I guess this will work can I do too no I can't okay I really go with hunting it's gonna be call hunting that [ __ ] clown with a gun alright maybe I'll do some really good simulation game so well man I won't say the one thing Evo on snes's great this is our evolution game but yeah Darwin on the run alright let's make a game new game let's get get a hunting game and it's going to be a simulation and it's going to be on the PC and it's going to be on the vine engine that's right and it's going to be a 2d graphics that's super good this one will probably actually be good Eddie is pretty good store request who gives a [ __ ] it's a simulation game so let's pump that up and it's gonna have a save feature a save feature in oh [ __ ] III can't change the name I can't change the name don't worry about it at the end or just we call game 5 I love game 5 in a game fives the best in the simulation market right now game 5 more like goatee five yeah baby target audience maybe I should get some target audience and I guess this dialogue doesn't really matter huh squeezing the best are kid artists are too bad artificial intelligence there we go dude game five is badass love game 5 yeah and world the sign yes sound it's not well I am pumping it out - I don't know well design is a little bit better I guess alright any better dialogue from the bigger I shoot that's right maybe I'll do all the voices and sounds I'd be like don't shoot me I'm a deer turd come on alright I'm gonna be calling this uh uh clown houndour 1982 that's right release it there's no bugs all right I'll see if it's good did people like it they sure [ __ ] dead look at that very enjoyable great game their focus on our teacher artificial turf the game very well game 5 baby oh yeah isn't it funny that the least inspired name ever I just like they're like game 5 here comes the money we broke even man yeah baby 99 fans they love Wow oh man who's got the money look at all that money man look at all that money man all right how about we make uh I want to meet new and you how about this let's uh this research a target audience and I'm how about a new topic let's do vocabulary what what the [ __ ] don't [ __ ] it up that's where I lose it all right what do I think what should I do pick topic porn and love airplane but I just did a simulation yeah I can't do another one can I educational game a hospital game maybe target first yeah I think target will be a little bit better oh all right [ __ ] we're making a hospital game press it with Oh next oh man don't put pressure on me man Hospital so good oh good I'm actually making money which is just [ __ ] bizarre we have 296 fans which is just don't stop putting pressure on me oh my god but I will say this though we are making we're making more back than we are you know the monthly expenses yeah that game was really good and let's also let's research a parking audience here what is a target audience for a simulation game you know oh boy oh boy all right target audience all right let's squeeze out a shitty game up I guess I mature game I guess okay how about this how about this uh hospital game life and death baby how about this uh uh sexy nurse I'll go now we're getting into four games again game reports yeah we should probably make a game report before we do that oh no it's gonna wait a minute the game 5 there and wait a minute I got to research their rule now what am i doing hang on new topic oh I don't have enough research you know what [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it develop new game mature dr. pepper that's right pick topic Hospital simulation PC and the vine engine that's right but why can i click on this what's going on ok here we go this will be a crap [ __ ] game they're gonna hate it story in quests I guess that's really gameplay engine is pretty important how ironic isn't it that me hating at mcdonnell's companies like that's bad but Dr Pepper that's right not too sure what I should do here story quests uh I I don't save games is like super important right no gameplay in a sim yeah story quests I guess that doesn't matter that much I don't know what you guys think how no have no game playing a simulation it's called imagination in fact the game's not even a game it's just that empty box you're like it can be anything inside it can be a magic cake or like I like I like a like a big drill though I don't know it's imagination oh my god no story quest you sure about that [ __ ] story let's keep that in the middle yeah make a trauma center yeah oh my god holy [ __ ] no game in a game Jesus Peter Molyneux dialog is like super important right because it's a simulation I love the scientists too can I just make a balance between them I guess that's already Bell but can I do nothing yeah I guess nothing is just as much as it is max I suppose um I [ __ ] I don't know GamePro is the bottom enemy I [ __ ] up I'm sorry I'm still tired I just woke up I said I guess dialogue is really important and artificial intelligence is - uh what can I say a Feist here I'm asking you guys here that know the game a little better than I do do you need a AI at all from hospital spin sim I [ __ ] I don't know life and death wasn't really AI well I guess it's a unique game that artifact is important you know this all right how about this our official until this is kind of like yeah in the middle yeah all right I'm gonna take a gamble I'm gonna take a gamble here I don't know she has gonna catch up cuz you know takes it like a minute for chat like react but I'm just gonna wing it artificial intelligence like yeah whatever I can't believe it you know it's so ironic we're turning out simulation games here and we're a so I don't know man how ironic is I'm making a hospital game and I hate McDonald's maybe I should like make a game about McDonald's like how terrible food is but do we need sound that much I don't know graphics my graphic is important if it's gonna be a simulation game right like life and death I don't know world is on terrible world design house world assign a significant thing if it's a enclosed hospital game like in yet shouldn't [ __ ] matter at all [Laughter] maxximum sounds the screams of the patients alright I think that's really important right graphics to max yeah 750 yes yes we can do that let them scream ah it's okay I'm a doctor all right here we go hi I'm Steve O'Connell a reporter for planet good game we've heard a rumor that your company is developing a friend maturities would you like to give it yeah yeah they're asking me like what's it more than the game I'm just like the bigger tits baby oh they're like what do you mean I'm just like no no no you see video gives us all about tits I make good games dead or alive baby all right good now there's some hype surrounding this - yeah yeah man hype all right get rid of those bugs rid of those [ __ ] bugs oh here we go here we go and it's gotta be the best for Dr Pepper baby all right I hope they love it they love cotton candy Oh - the graphics leveled up baby oh here we go let's see how good it is and that's the best oh yeah really here we go is it good no it's not [ __ ] shows potential oh damn it on technology what the [ __ ] are you talking about have seen better Oh dr. prayer was a disappointment [ __ ] [ __ ] alright I guess it was kind of mediocre goddamnit don't we get some money back at least there was hype surrounding it too though so we got some new fans though you are behind the times Joel you know what it's time for I think it's time for a new engine man I think it's time for a new engine that's right that's right it's a new engine a new time a time to be alive casual games uh let's make a new engine uh you think this is gonna matter that much if I'm making a new engine with a linear story [ __ ] you know what look no game report I want to see what Dr Pepper was bad why it was bad slowly market you know what you know we should do how about we'll get a license for NES and we pump out some [ __ ] simply Hospital is a great simulation yeah uh great it's great well then the game should have been [ __ ] amazing why didn't people like that because Hospice is a great level assigns you me quite important and great great so why did why did it suck ass I don't know man I don't know but let's make a new engine huh I'm gonna call it a imagination all right guys let's turn this out and we need more hype all right yeah so McDonald's because you're worthless I was zero you removed the loveless all that was I mmm I guess all right imagination I'm gonna lose all my money now yeah pump it all into research baby no level design what did I say should I do an NES game should I get the license for it no maybe we should do a [ __ ] game boy game yeah maybe you should do a game boy game maybe should do a puzzle game something like a hunting game yeah I didn't like that I like that all right so imaginations done uh what we could do is research uh casual games for the Game Boy what did I say yeah well it's Tetris a casual game no one kind of not more like a puzzle game but even an idiot even a casual game can play Tetris oh I can't doesn't make sense now I kids on the Gameboy what I really should do I should get a target audience thing do it all right casual games casual gay man alright casual and mono how do you how do you not do how do you well actually I'm assuming people saw my previous playthrough of it but how are people like like [ __ ] I don't even know what I was talking about I lost my friend I thought well [ __ ] holy crap casual games and let's get a get a new topic let's do a casual vampire uh [Applause] Cashel vampire huh that's kind of sexier a guy like a casual casually dressed Dracula like you want to go clubbing I guess now I was going to say [ __ ] I that's what I remembered how do you go beyond mono like how do you go from nothing to mono on a gameboy game like if you don't research mono then Cashel evolution casual vocabulary I'm you know what [ __ ] it I you guys sure about this a casual vocabulary game simulator it's like cash the words [ __ ] balls booger you know oh my god evolution simulator Jesus Christ I don't know guys evolution simulator it's a kids game I'm gonna make it a you know what let's do an action vampire game that seems fun a vampire game on NES Dracula's Drac Drac tech that's what I'm gonna call a drag attack and it's not going to be no I'm gonna rip off another I'm gonna teach my dolls a lesson that they rip me off No I want to steal Count Chocula no I'm no way isn't is the count McDonald's mascot no is not that's Sesame Street [ __ ] what the [ __ ] am I thinking about alright now we're going to make a great game we're gonna make a great [ __ ] game it's gonna be everyone it's gonna be a vampire action game on the NES no I mean the Gameboy and it's gonna be on the the imagination engine that's right and it's kind of called a Dios adventure that's right if you guys are subscribed to my channel now is the time to bring out your do oh my god alright here we go yep let's get that and no I guess a story and quests doesn't really matter that much now send from the other night on NES [ __ ] its of Jesus Christ cannot do though I don't know what do I say I guess the engine I what is the most important thing here I guess storing questions like not that important gameplay though and now we have a story to uh which we really should have a questionnaire Linus story well I guess we're gonna have a story now yes the engine is not that important a game plays like mega important right you know what we're gonna have it like this I don't know I don't know story and then we'll take a loss here he's gonna be like shovel knight I guess you know what it might be a piece of [ __ ] but here we go Oh Lord oh Lord lordy Lord I don't know what I'm doing I've lost it I've lost it ah level design is important dialogue I don't know if dialogue well dialogue is kind of important if it's gonna be with a story I don't know a dialogue is important on a gameboy maybe that's more important if it's an RPG I suppose or to fail to tell Liz well if it's a if it's a [ __ ] AI thing I'm not in it I don't know I said level the sign is the most important thing huh loosing fans and loosing money ah what do you I think he's anxious a dialogue shouldn't be that high no I don't think so either um you're already buffs Teresa buff dialog you sure about that I'm not too sure ah a cave model that's like 2 K a week what does this guy need to live it needs a lot of bacon I suppose AI needs to be higher les AI more dialogue low dialogue middling AI next level assign all right I guess I'm going to go with this take that down all right this is what we're going to do so we're gonna do hope for the best this is going to be the deal breaker if this sucks ass if this sucks ass and we go in the red then I don't know how we're going to recover from this graphics look I guess sound is really [ __ ] important on a gameboy game right in before man yeah what we do here well the sign doesn't really matter right basic sounds the basic sounds like bleeps and bloops baby mmm deal breaker or deal-breaker yeah chiptunes never go zero yeah I guess that's just terrible get that some world assign no go zero it's gonna blow it's gonna blow uh I guess graphics is the most important thing in sound and yeah we're worldís on you like this yes these think this is a good idea we're deciding on this yes or no I kissed this and we click okay yes or no what do you think I'm asking you guys because you're my employees I'm the top I'm Gordon Ramsay in this kitchen but you know you guys are the chefs you guys dictate or you guys say yes it's good idea bad idea or yeah go go yeah gotta go all right here we go here we go these adventure baby I really hope this is a doozy I get rid of those bugs the going there also growing from videogame eggs yeah yeah marketing I'm going to marketing after this don't worry about it here we go the is adventure here we go release it I hope it's not mediocre crap it's gonna be mediocre crap I'll go out I don't - look at this Falls a bit short [ __ ] fun of stages vampire nature is a great combination alright come on come on technology suck ass [ __ ] you oh man we had such a good good hit with the game number five and now we're just kind of hearing the [ __ ] huh oh no well we do have money back which is good but you know we should do we should all do that you know what that wasn't that bad anyway you know what research marketing oh [ __ ] I can't do that yet mmm I'm gonna do a game report on deals adventure yeah don't worry about yeah yeah whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever game five the prequel and we're gonna milk that [ __ ] we're gonna milk that [ __ ] boy I got is great engine seems to be very important for this day top game yeah I guess so make a new cheap game we are bullets doing research mono sound maybe wire like Ubisoft release a mediocre game but still make the money oh man can I say one thing about Ubisoft that I hate that I it makes me wanna [ __ ] kill myself whenever i watch III I mean yeah nobody wants a e3 for lux series purposes it's more like how bad can it get but what is it what is her name that woman at the Ubisoft chose what is her name the [ __ ] woman he's so so irritating goddamn uh [ __ ] what is her name what's her name uh she she's the one that that's like I'm the quirky you guys I swear I bought a shed Pilar never go yeah she's the one that sold it's it's it's it's like torture to watch it like she's like I swear hahaha this game [ __ ] is great guys who we do meio girl one look it's like I'm with you guys I'm quirky and I do the me nice you know I got [ __ ] I a trigger warning trigger I really hate her I can't believe people like her like I'm beginning to think that that uh Asia Tyler is everybody likes her ironically because they can't be a [ __ ] soul on this planet that says that's funny more that more more may mace like like did you see last year I'm probably you probably should but uh she went into the audience at down to some [ __ ] neck beer or whatever is like like you want to become the next me man he's like look swim and she's like and I sat there just going into like these stances of vomiting you know I don't man but oh [ __ ] you know what you know what next time III is on you know what you know what Ubisoft you know what you should roll on a robot a robot because that has more personality that more likeable personality than her cuz it's like she has the personality of sandpaper you know it's like watching her is it you know the feeling of the chewing aluminium that's that's me watching Pilar and I really don't like her I'm sorry if you if you like her then more power to you I don't I just I just wanna puke art anyway new topic let's do a a mystery game yeah man I want you a mystery game alright you're not feeling it the funniest part too is if you say what you're saying in certain social group they would say you're a sexist yeah well that's kind of odd video games are these days if you offer legit criticism you're you're a woman hater or you were racist or you were drugged man you do the drugs I don't know what I'm talking about I guess you guys valid criticism or just any sort of negativity that's not universal praise it's now frowned upon I don't know why but does anybody else get that feeling that video game the whole video game community stays are so [ __ ] either they're really hostile like what a new game comes out they're like god damn this game sucks let's kill the game developers or that they're so [ __ ] [ __ ] doubt that if a game comes out and it has like a a boob they're like shut just you know it's like it's either the polar opposite either people are you know with [ __ ] they want kill people or they want to like change video games into like goo I know what I'm talking about here but but what I'm trying to say here is that nobody can just play video games anymore just way this game is great it's always like well this game is problematic or this game is just [ __ ] let's kill them I'm not making a making a big stink about like oh no video games are different or anything like I guess I yeah I just think that gamers these days are either too sensitive or they're too full of spite like I guess just my recommendation forever gamers worldwide is just chill out it's video games I guess that's my point here just chill out our Jesus I guess the deal breaker here is if you can play Bayonetta and not have a problem with it and you laugh at how like ridiculously over sexualized it is because it's fun it's it just is just a fun tongue-in-cheek game and like what what's wrong with being sexy like one did one did like why am i ranning about this I really shouldn't be ranting about this it makes you look like a [ __ ] like pretentious [ __ ] I really I really don't have any opinions about anything but I'm just gonna say this when did when did like being attracted to the other six become like taboo like what here's a thing to like chicks get a lot of like sexy men right I mean listen I don't like men but that doesn't stop me from jacking off to big boss like I play metal gear and I just can't stop a Jackie elating I take off big boss's shirt and I make the horse poop on him but you know I don't know like Nick hey let's play the game anyway uh what we're doing is I'm gonna make a new game and it's gonna be a mystery game it's gonna be a sexy scooby-doo mystery RPGs sort of like that crying game what is it called uh there's a [ __ ] and it's Ness game that's that's like a mystery crime game that arena play from game center DX CX and it's really really fun and holy [ __ ] I'm really hungry by the way I don't know action you know what you know what let's do a PC game let's do a hang on let's check that out again the imagination engine mature action simulation let's get mystery action uh no no let's do a PC uh really uh can I do any topic can't do any topic alien RPG make X combat boobs go on you should make doom maybe should do an RPG you should do an RPG on on NES what do you think maybe a vampire RPG topic and Joan I have to add up yeah you can't just turn out like like hunting you know hunting RPG on [ __ ] like xylophone I don't know why the xylophone would be like a console but I don't know aliens an alien RPG on on NES what do you say should we do this RPG on Gameboy wait a minute I have a really stupid idea here virtual pet isn't that kind of like Pokemon no yeah virtual pet RPG uh on the Gameboy no for [ __ ] sake Pokemon it's not about virtual pets it's more like virtual cockfights of anything but Tamagotchi that's right that that's right I keep saying Tomodachi because Vinnie play that [ __ ] but I guess what can you casual dude you do let's do it Tom atomic Dutch Tom and Angie oh my god everyone how about a young virtual pet casual for Game Boy on the imagination virtual pet RPG or action yay would be a Pokemon guess oh man you know what my dream game would be a mature Pokemon game oh man like you know what I keep talking about when i stream pokeball on how like Pokemon battles would be realistic if use hyper beam on like a Pokemon they're [ __ ] had the blows off like pause you know react you use hydro pump on like a squirrel and his [ __ ] whole body evaporates you know what I'm just gonna do this I'm gonna call it no [ __ ] you know what screw it I'm gonna I'm just going to do this anyway I'm gonna switch your repetition do so I'm just going to do this screw it everyone I'm going to call it a pork pork erm oh man porker man that's right oh yeah and I guess something really important here would be storing quests that's the most important thing it's gotta be because it's the [ __ ] RPG game dude the manga was mature actually I was it had like you know just he had some big old hooters Pokemon died and there were zombies and blood great great it's really really called a Pokemon addition I believe is official calling future for dying rotting point yeah yeah that's the one I'm talking about race the gameplay a little bit yeah winging it winging it through it let's let's do that a dialogue and level the sign boom boom boom what you guys think wash up with you here in Japan in Pokemon Japan attract a seduce seduce I love the size I guess artificial littell into artificial AI over really you sure about that all right put a dialogue a little bit look really you sure about that okay that's probably the best one right this game will melt the shelves it's radioactive oh my god alright okay look love the sign it's just like that RK about about dialogue though should we have max dialogue alright so [ __ ] dumb but alright lower the dialogue just a little bit you sure about this it seems really stupid if it's a virtual RPG then dialogue is like you know all right if you guys are sure you guys are [ __ ] crazy I'm gonna do what do you guys do so if we die and we get abducted by you know loan sharks then you guys are responsible alright you should die not me alright let's just do that let's just does it do that Oh Lord 600 fans join the the pork your man all right so now we have a world assign graphics of sound what do you guys think taking advice from chat all right disaster disaster wake up June or let the sinus more important is really boots cuts cuts boots no sound well I guess sound it's not that important graphics graphics and daddy just you know whatever world a sign is just how about that yeah I think we should do that like that go max adult no no no no no you know what let's go with this yeah let's go with that Parker man I want to be the very greatest like nobody else was to get them it's my real experiment copyright infringement all right get rid of those bugs man come on you you can do it one more that's right yeah baby let's hope this one works release it release the venom ma porker man come on Oh attend do you see that oh dude it it I like it that's right you like it shows potential oh yeah this this it's not like total trash honest spying [ __ ] you you don't know anything got a gob adorn its father bankruptcy yeah yeah yeah I get it I get it shed it's not selling as good as I wanted but alright well it's not that bad you know 20 more fans average score or five it's trash - hey we're you know we're not in the red we're not in the red like last time you know it's not terrible but it's not that good you know either but 31 they all so that's not too bad that's not too bad so a game report on it we'll see exactly what made it tick all right I really want to get 50 in I mean we've got the following results virtual pet and RP is a good accommodate yeah that's right that was a very important for this sensory not not seem to be not very important really gaming everyone is okay okay uh it's just more research uh women I already have that before t uh dude let's do that then marketing we're in the money come on my honey hey I should have settled a young all right we got new custom engine maybe no no this is dumb uh it's more research maybe new one oh [ __ ] hang on let's do another research no what am i doing and I'll get a chat I got to make a new one uh how do we do a mystery everyone I see okay so okay yeah virtual pet game paddock simulator yeah how about a mystery adventure on the game Ling which kind of shadow gate I suppose on imagination and I'm gonna call it a scoop skuki dog fun time ruh-roh Oh raggy we're getting sued ro like zoinks cool rigor in the road [ __ ] I'm getting really good at that cheetahs Jesus Christ uh a casual mystery game got the audience in right scoops school spooky do um spooky spooky do its euros ooh spooky dog no art oh [ __ ] all right laughing at this it's spooky doom all right so stupid [ __ ] what is wrong with me aren't [ __ ] alright let's let's go with this yeah but develop this crap it's [ __ ] Corphish all right mystery adventure I guess the story in quest is like super [ __ ] important here the game plays like yeah doesn't really matter the it I guess story and quest is just super [ __ ] important right now uh more I'm sorry to make these noises at you spooky doom good skuki doom because it's the schedule a lot it's way too [ __ ] early in the morning to be laughing like this but that means [ __ ] all right look at the smooth jazz by the way the background it's killing me [ __ ] Eve already has to think the engine gameplay yes I think this engine the gameplay Kemp gameplay it's not that important I guess this engine yes engine and gameplay a bit we're gonna make it like this then we're gonna make it like this that's what we're going to do again it's always important less engine more gameplay alright let's do it listen spooky doom scooby-doo I'm talking about but there's a porn comic on internet that's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen it's like this terribly drawn poor comic above of scooby-doo and Shaggy and uh Shaggy's [ __ ] Scooby up the ass and shaggy is like your ass so good Scooby and Scooby's crying I need to find this I don't know why I need to find this but I really need to hang on can somebody find I I think I said this before Jesus Christ your ass is so good crying it's like a happy tear too it's just so funny cuz does anybody know does anybody know no no no no don't worry no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put it on screen I'm not gonna go in on scratch dude don't don't worry about it I gotta find it it's just so funny hang on oh my god yeah founded yeah I found it all I got a show is Scooby's face all right that's all I'm gonna show course oh Jesus Oh mmm anyway um go uh Oh God look at the rack [ __ ] tear tear anyway uh dialog level assigning artificial intelligence 400 shut the [ __ ] up me shut the [ __ ] up spooky doom spooky doom office online in a chat by the way you don't please artificial intelligence maybe not that high uh mystery mystery adventures got to be like really high dialogue it's gotta I level the sign no dialogue yeah right are you sure no lower AI higher level design or so like this I need level assign all right so I guess artificial intelligence is like just that right more lomax level design and dialogue all right so we're gonna do this then no level design so we're pretty uneven about what we were going to do for this one huh it's here like the damage is don't I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Oh spooky nothing compares to your ass oh you guys are up way too light for the shits the perfect way okay let's go with this I can finally do some marketing Joel need to go to a I just look at MVS 5 hahahaha I'm laughing like free Damien arfenhouse ha ha ha alright uh let's see I mean it's gonna be so ironic when I switch orbiters work for us later on and we're gonna have minimal graphics but the gameplays fantastic you know anyway uh Skippy the babadook boo bop drama drama do Bobby D by Doodlebops et ba ba ba ba ba ba ba people am Ozzy Babu that's my scaring somebody baby powder pop beep you know anyway uh sound I don't know if that's so relevant in in this graphics i guess just a little bit of that like just that yeah yeah okay i guess that will do i [ __ ] i don't know there we go man there we go man there those bugs man yeah all right no bucks man leveling up babe this one's got to be great here we go spooky doom funk time better user experience 300 dude 3d graphics 3d graphics baby we're gonna do that oh my go we're gonna make a new engine after this all right let's see a spooky doom will be good bro Oh God here we go here we go oh dammit they're all mediocre crap games oh dude this one is like good have seen better shows potential all right come on man come on man you can do it good game yeah all games man skuki doing funk time is kind of mediocre for some people like it I guess awesome awesome man yeah baby it [ __ ] it's all [ __ ] am I going a good game I like to remind you all that I am playing as ronal mcdonald here you know it's a masterpiece the masterpiece made me you [ __ ] G look at this I am really uh I'm making dough man alright let's let's research some what do I say 3d graphics a and maybe some really really really better use experience maybe a new topic horror horror dude ha ha ha terrible horrible um 3d are we gonna make them 3d baby that's right to the 3d all dude look at this V no aces dude let's make a [ __ ] Genesis game in 3d early 3d that's the best you Asus is a new start and it will be the genesis of a new generation of gaming consoles and we believe it will very well in the market some of the games on the real house for the constitution will appeal to a more mature audiences I'll dude I got a perfect 3d get this 3d horror snus cabe not dumb yeah sonic 3d blast baby now we got something here we got something here you know what let's let's make a new custom engine let's pump in some more stuff into it so it's really good really good engine like a like a zyggie zyggie zyggie open-world skeleton simulator that's you're being chased by skeleton in 3d oh my god this is alright oh yeah I got it I actually gotta get the oh [ __ ] I can't get that actually hang on I got to do a game report on scoopy doom and see some stuff moaning sound baby alright 9 [ __ ] I need one more actually mr. e and then H is a great combination and it seems to be not important for this type of game ok gambling Adventure is bad [ __ ] play Shadowgate man or I'm gonna get Sonic 3d blast was actually all that bad no I I'm not implying it's bad either but it's just a weird game concept you know careful that opinion boy better drop it all right um you know what let's wait for the horror let's just do a new thing right here my temp game let's get the imagination engine on on the Vino asus you want to pay 100 to acquire allies for veena oasis - what you guys think yeah should I I mean we have the money we can we can blow in on this but we know what we could do we can get the the upgraded version of the PC that now it's like literally daus it's literally daus at this point but this would give a lot more money no yes no no PC you know what let's get the [ __ ] PC [ __ ] in so I mature I'm mature uh if a vampire at strategy game Oh what am i strategy and city dude hey now hey now make it everyone am I gonna call it uh what are we gonna call it like crackhead sim 90 86 that's right meat and [ __ ] there we go so say the strategy I guess a [ __ ] slump City just make another barbecue quest Ellis reboot and as vampires and explosions hot sauce adventure that's right that's right what'd you guys think I should do here I guess story quest isn't that important and [ __ ] like this I guess gameplay and engine is more and the engine the engine yes yes must gonna market this thing well think the end is it important here yeah gameplay this story is yeah this is Raja quest that I have that don't play that I keep spinning in my chair by the way I'm very energetic in the morning I don't know why the later I get the more sleep Gregor hmm but I'm just like spinning in my chair having fun nice I'm just a [ __ ] child uh they all right uh yeah this is good you think so crackheads in ma'am Frank it's him strategy how much can you take and sell gotta find a good balance man maybe we can take this off we don't need that story in a city strategy game like don't think though I don't think we're going to do this we're going to market the [ __ ] and I'm gonna make a small campaign oh that's not a small campaign but make some demos get out you get a damn on the in the yeah that's right I mean that's a lot of money yeah but but a lot of people play it now look at that hype look at the hype boy boy all right I guess die a [ __ ] I don't even know level assigns gotta be important here artificial intelligence should be important too right uh I don't know how long I'm streaming do do but um it's not gonna be worth it it is don't dock me oh uh that share word though I I love share where in fact it was a [ __ ] nineties magazine for computers we're gonna call the K magazine or something like that and I had a huge CD full of Cher were like little fighter meaty or crock [ __ ] like that and I miss those CDs so much it was full of good [ __ ] in fact if you're from Sweden right now and I think the only Swedish person watching this rug right now is anthro so I'm going to ask anthro do you remember K magazine or K computer magazine or whatever because it came with discs full of shareware like jazz jackrabbit and [ __ ] like that and was just the best like I I wish I could do a dass man the stream of shareware shareware madness you don't want to share my man that's come with this [ __ ] weekend I sort of would lower dialogue bring up level design well you do remember that idea oh yeah so Swedish viewers I remember that [ __ ] that was great oh that was [ __ ] great it was it was great now let me switch a Swedish here for a second so you know if you're from americanus which cover your ears but alright so yeah encompassing at the smithy Victor on other an enormous sum Ling Ivana my shareware disk and again what I forgot the new armor having an intern important Eden so the faqatilu wanna share with disco instil Eric with okiya fund of all the boy Roo beautiful season I'm known over your [ __ ] and disc me k magazine a Lavanya I come a Somalian through Gallo Meili at Wikimedia that alarm are multilingual internet if is in yellow cedar some Harkey Veritas @o t very man sorry bottom kiss enormous sarcophagi anyway uh yeah so what we're doing here dialogues level design artificial intelligence bucka bucka bum bum bum bum oh really after well that I appreciate that a lot holy [ __ ] oh man and oh oh oh do you smell heckuva anyway uh a lot of the sign artificial intelligence we're good to go with this what do you think yeah do the thing - the thing I know I'm asking you guys [ __ ] is this good enough what do you think this is good enough I don't know man no I I know I I know I hi huh all right level the sign cook that [ __ ] up boy here we go all right Oh God look what ho chases Oh God Oh jaysus dude hype can we go out hype 9 your wirless on graphics i guess well the Sun is just super important right now so [ __ ] I don't know uh world of sign is the most important thing so uh no you ruined it oh great oh no graphics is sound I guess strategy doesn't really [ __ ] matter with sound its ruin the game man [ __ ] I don't know I asked you guys sold it soiled it a whirl this is not important maximum sound I don't think so to a 2 out of 10 game now but I blew so much on it I blew it on magazines man ah man sucks man how about this is this like I like a mix I don't even know I don't even know which one don't ask the chat for something ever uh I'm just going to go with this I don't know what else to do but it's gonna be ok you know what screw would [ __ ] it might not hype [ __ ] twelve holy [ __ ] [ __ ] alright here we go this is either gonna be good or bad move who knows release the game may be simple cutscenes oh man it's gonna be my daikatana man no way this is gonna be good I can't wait for the sequel great played it for days loved it whoa dude holy [ __ ] alright we did it bring dead end oh my god holy [ __ ] it's a masterpiece dude this is a game like this hasn't been this good since [ __ ] oh my god dude look how much money we're making oh my god oh my god what I'm merely I'm now like dollars get the Dwain out for this doing doing doing doing holy [ __ ] you made it caught a name for yourself setup like yeah if you want to grow the company further I move into a new offices and if you've are you yeah let's let's go let's go yeah let's [ __ ] go yeah baby yeah look at this look at your new office now do you have a bigger office you know as a higher staff and four-time world class development team to make even better games holy [ __ ] oh my god you male strain yourself and your staff improve skills let's try this by completing a manager's course which is required before you can hide your first okay it started close this mission and bring on your character bring up the training menu oh this this just got very complicated huh I just staff management - oh boy I thought of yours the Crypt message and recently bars embarrassin which may interest you if you're interested transfer yeah okay cyberpunk oh dude cyberpunk awesome can't wait for the sequel oh my god we gotta [ __ ] make crack at simulator 93 now this cyberpunk sequel oh my god holy [ __ ] this game got a lot more complicated uh but I am making a lot of money in a shadow run maybe he's got a point that out a fill position yeah average open position set the average at budget inside a much okay yeah a budget I'm gonna make him yeah I want to do too much complex algorithms I gained them yeah show me game them before you do it that's all I got to say that be somebody good I won't accept the best here at vine EA seems that vine he has recently moved into an office in well-known Technology Park and it's now searching for employees the company which is known for games edits crack gets him and Game five has reportedly operated out of a garage until now oh man all in many fans coming man I can't believe they did in had a proper office until now and that those games were created by only one person I'm really looking forward to their future games I'll she it so if it opens in a complete you can now review in the list I applicants and hire somebody in position for you always train your employees for pretty training skills or Jesus arts uh guys who are we getting are we getting Carey Frank Melissa Higgins armory Arnold I'd fill that position if you don't want let's see who's the best speed see whose speediest the best one is Mary Arnold actually she demands less even dude Marie Arnall is the best Marie Arnold [ __ ] great Maria Maria Maria young put the cookie down yeah dull dull sorry uh Maria yeah Maria's the best crash ology first hire nine play settling for the combo Foley active here is not fully efficient you can see it efficiently bar next to little over time okay you should like go to give your staff I welcome train and give them a few pickly well I semester if it's in C I'm sorry wave has the normally no to move to do this close this message then alright new medium games what the [ __ ] does that mean ah yeah that's Maria fire no no no no no how about you you research Krakens him and I will research a new topic which is medium games what the [ __ ] is medium games I don't know man train and maybe should train or maybe a new topic first uh like I already have cyberpunk though what the [ __ ] is medium games this is a difficulty or what are we talking about here medium games I like medium rare game a well-done game I like my steak rare thank you bigger games oh I see okay you know what let's get some cutscenes let's get some [ __ ] cutscenes that like that he has a cup tease man we're just two people crackhead Simmons now oh that that game was great crackheads in was just fantastic on its completing what the full result sitting straight she's great combination dialogue is not important for this type of game game places be very important for the Stumpf game good great okay good and the meantime you can train and you can get welcome training yeah simple cutscenes and welcome to do in the meantime you can research ship we haven't had sound in in so long what the [ __ ] man you know let's do an open world thing oh wait I don't have the research for it [ __ ] um a lot editor yeah let's get a lover let's do a new engine let's get a new engine while we're at it a spooky sequel yeah I didn't even expect Kraken simulator get that many good reviews it just did I guess uh the elder rules funny guy it's a new engine 3d graphics simpler cutscenes and a love letter [Music] you know what no let's get some let's get some [ __ ] sounding before we do anything cuz it sounds good too still not a [ __ ] person not her games I've sounds just blatant blueblood yeah sounds like a [ __ ] fire alarm that's the soundtrack to our games crazy bus [ __ ] you know awful anyway lets women contract work let's see we can get here the sense of characters i don't need to do this I really don't need to do this she can you can you can do something you know what we're gonna have to sacrifice ound this time sorry but that's just how it's gonna be three graphics wait you can add 2d and 3d at the same time what the [ __ ] art let's let's uh alright alright we're going to go with this I'm gonna call it uh at CC sure graphics alright that's Unreal Engine man no boy you know what boy or boy and I need 5d graphics wait for the hipster crowd that's right oh man look at that it's the chivos yeah baby alright let's run a game we're gonna go with a cyberpunk up action game oh it can use only one graphic option we can use the same man to create different games I see okay see let's go with the cyberpunk RPG on a PC that sounds pretty good aw see sure graphics free man Ferdie this is pretty good I'm going to call it and I call it a crack head sim 2002 that's gotta be 3d graphics man today my 10 announced they must just all do this ass Ness it's the greatest cost we ever built it comes with the state of door 16-bit graphics and sound is simply super and we decided called the super tias okay fans around the world a minute waiting for this moment of it they will not disappoint at all [ __ ] oh [ __ ] 2002 that's right it's gonna have cuts these two and I'm guessing this will have a lot of storing quests and Ian and gameplay will be secondary I suppose I'll hope this will do break even though 21st century in the future alright I love crackheads Emma I love that series what I said I think story and Quest is most important gameplay uh the engine I guess gameplay should be a little bit more up engine though do you tell me I think we're good I think we're good yeah let's go with this can I make two games at once no I can't this great this gave us another day with the previous one huh dialogues got to be up this has got to be up uh artificial italicize doesn't really matter that much level design hope this one is the best one you know we should do I'll get a level editor I love it ever for a cyberpunk RPG what the [ __ ] alright eh it's only 5k more through it you think this is good level the sign Oh TIFF look do ya that's good alright let's go with this making the bar me who's got the money alright I sound apparently it's not that you know to smile that much world a sign is it like super important right did it shatter on have a low level it or did it did it you tell me you tell me why not screw it in then customize their own characters I guess the love letter is like color character address well I [ __ ] I don't know no sound just keep a little sound graphics what you guys think about graphics graphics the graphics good the graphics I'm gonna go with that hope the sequel is good alright get rid of those bugs before we do anything good here we go guys here we go guys [Music] dialogues man dialogues this this one per might be pretty good I hope so I keep in mind this is the first game with 3d graphics so better dialogues well we should have had that for this but I [ __ ] it whatever all going here we go it's gonna be good almost perfect yeah yeah man cyber [ __ ] yeah man look at this great game art art can't wait for the sequel yeah man look at that making the money man the crackheads in 2002 shed we should make some sniffs games man they love crack it's him crack it since the best did it voice yeah the baller ballin holy crap Nega the money with the sequel of a sequel that's right I'm gonna sneeze well sure I'm sorry [ __ ] now what do we do uh I can do a game reports uh made history he story cyberbrain is a great combination that looks at the very poor for this platform genre my PC RPG is good yeah Murray Arnold is still new to the team a few more games in the team eleven we okay good good good good you can research a new topic let's go with uh Marilla come on booth how about better dialogues yeah do that [ __ ] and I can research a mono sound finally Christ guys what is she a she should I get a snus game get a snus game you need final yeah sound we have 3d graphics we really have some oh my god kind of a weird thing via scrap this immediately but yeah alright I'm gonna call it the slight [ __ ] slightly better team at nab ganesh imagie slider [ __ ] how about this how about this about this uh PCP drug drugs no how about this ha Lucy drug hi Lucy Nations is that ice pellets hallucinations I gotta check that real quick hang on yeah that's how you spell it okay all right let's go with this latest Vani Vani I've only please when corrupt Vani oh my god this is too perfect a company no for general electron has been a new call a places them apparently voting yes collaborate with Vinton invent Oh creator of the de'longhi headed cd-drive your only certain did all only please and in need Vani and nin Vento jointly announced the play system at the interference things of this turned sour and I said they will cancel a protein instead stick develop a new console with a different partner okay whether this revision deals the companies have worked the other it was unfair Wilton event to handling over too much of control to Vani seems to be the end of the play system no drug hallucinations baby out Lord no Lord you're a new ending game is now complete alright let's let's squeeze out a new game the tes will be taken off the market oh no [ __ ] they would even do an nes game I don't know uh now I'm good uh it's like a new game um I'm gonna make a what are we gonna make [ __ ] I don't know let's pick ax ah way I should have trained her to hang on yeah that's right that's right train yeah what about it uh game design for pirates what the [ __ ] better game them games what what all right you gotta got a read on that son a spooky doom - I don't think anybody likes spooky doomed we need to milk the franchise as much as possible with crack gets him that's that's the magnum opus man a ton of time your employees need to recharge the batteries you go on vacation until an employee's need rest when the efficiency steadily decreases to get in the holidays click on them to select a vacation ok not yet not yet since that strategy games are especially popular at the moment well I know what I'm doing how long until she's fully direct I mean train all right good new game Boston discovered that some really good akkada fans of spooky do me foam timers create a fan game using a lot of material from her game didn't make any money with it and you seem to do it for fellow fans skuki do early on as strongly says we shouldn't allowed to go through what do you want let him be let him make them their own porn games spooky doing man what do you guys think Jew Candace I want to go on vacation yeah yeah let it be let it let them laugh I can't be the occipital on come on let him be yeah all right um crackhead sim 1942 edition that's right he travels back in time and this one it fights Adolf Hitler punches him in the face and smokes a crack so I'm going to go with said I can't do a war Wild West no I'm going to do another City one strategy and PC on the drug hallucinations engine that's right and yeah it's good casual Wild West as a game play it's important story quest this is not that important so this is maximised up thank you we should also marked some shits I'm gonna do a large campaign not not two million I'm gonna do magazine the demo yeah mega scenes and demos really helpless oh man here's another support oh man it just blows let's get that hi pop boy boy get that dialogue down it's a little bit and lower the sign but better dialogues well we don't need that for this one [Music] yeah let's go with this oh man this game is going to be the best it's gonna be the best and mortal sound maybe mortal sound got that like bleep you music new yes we just gotta have a little bit more that the money the money she got another guy - Joel you [ __ ] no I'm worried about we're gonna make it even man we're gonna make it even the worry about it well the sign important [Music] as well do with this gotta get them graphics boy more sound all right I'm going to do that all right hi I'm Denise Reed's the main developer of the spooky doom funtime van game I've recently been informed that your legal department has advised you to stop as and I just wanted to say that I'm very grateful that you did it Viney is the best company in the world I'm glad I can be part of the fan community yeah boy three hundred two hundred thirty-eight fans yeah yeah you can make any school key doing game you want I don't know I'm a crackhead [ __ ] since I kind of forgot about Ronald McDonald the McDonald's pissing me off but okay here we go it's ready it's ready hopeful it's good hopefully it's good okay I can't watch this is it gonna be good yeah yeah man attend a [ __ ] ten holy [ __ ] attend oh my god holy [ __ ] a 10 10 10 9 oh my god so I told you guys it would be [ __ ] worth it holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this games a [ __ ] World War two baby set a new standard for the early gaming history cult status yeah crack gets him when he went back in time to paunch Hitler is one of the best strategy games ever oh my god holy [ __ ] who's got the money who's got the money man a storm of good reviews excited industry provisions say the crack gets him 1942 World War 2 Edition it's one of those rare games that will set a new quality standard for future games that's right it seems that Vanya really has made good gaming history with crackhead yeah well done thank you reel it in baby reel it in yeah yeah we're in the money come on my honey Oh Josh Leonard Leonard nothing around dude I'm rich I'm rich [ __ ] let's buy McDonald's and kill that clown made history and I made history there yo man that was a that was a good game Yara all right let's research from [ __ ] now you need a vacation I can do this on my own uh I'm going to report this and see exactly what went right she needs a vacation yes I'm so rich anything too quite important this type of game see what kind of like we totally ignore the console market we're just making PC games holy [ __ ] man holy [ __ ] alright let's let's get another person how do I do that Steph list I guess I gotta expand my office in order to do that mmm it seems that the market is the more normally with no particularly strong trends at the moment okay well tell you what guys uh I'm gonna save right now and I'm gonna continue this next ring because this game was really really fun and holy [ __ ] that game was was fantastic look at this crack in the sim 1942 crank it's him 2002 like oh my god holy [ __ ] this this [ __ ] game was really good World War 2 edition that's that's where oh it's fill position I see okay okay but uh yeah this this game was really fun I I really enjoyed it so I guess next stream will break into the market and hopefully buy up McDonald's one day but this game was really really fun and yeah tight stuff alright and yeah that's that's it for that

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 651,940

Rating: 4.8884788 out of 5

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Id: RVMcuG4GBIo

Length: 191min 6sec (11466 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2015