[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Mario Maker 2 ( Part 3 )

what Jesus well way to allowed all right anyway as I was saying uh we're due tomorrow make it to [ __ ] got me hooked you know I can't I cannot say that I am NOT hooked on this game but now there's gonna be a little interesting stream we're gonna do something new on these strings I'm gonna be actually making a level that's right we're gonna be making a level this time no more just me [ __ ] around in in simpleflips level and yadda yadda yadda and we're gonna make one that's right and it's gonna be it's gonna be the time all my life if you love that I have 99 friend requests but I do not have any like I have don't have more than four friends you know one friend is so nice it could that be simpleflips it's that [ __ ] streaming right now oh man all right all right what about GTA san andreas Mythbusters anyway so welcome back to Super Mario maker - I'm gonna make a level today and it's gonna be how do you say very nice in Italian I want to know what how Mario said in the old country is it the fat cool look all right we're gonna make a talent let's black course bought level let's let's do a little before we start making a level line alright new notification read would you like to view them let me guess a simple flip showing me as balls alright what is this what the [ __ ] I love it the first thing I said first thing I [ __ ] see when I start my [ __ ] stream is hey your world record is invalid [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] oh man choke on a bouquet of dick and some that's some goddamn bort bort it it's like the Swedish Chef saying it borrows [ __ ] I guess I am alright anyway uh now that's a course but I'm talking shite how do I play is it brain aneurysm how do I play a random select levels from random things that would be course world okay I'm having a little bit of a barbecue brain right now why am I still a baby I should get the [ __ ] out of here hang on goddammit uh cooking some [ __ ] pants already there we go no no no I'm not like that baby I feel like Team Fortress 2 have you baby so more okay anyway so so so so a little wrong one I am supposed to be playing and less challenge right - that's what we should do alright I'm gonna go on a hex spurt I don't listen I don't like my balls shaved off all right I still like to retain them so here we go I am Morgan Burks on a journey right here I go mom wait I'm also I'm a Mario not Luigi yeah all right I'll check it out say whatever I get synchronicity from xaniix Ju it's gonna try whoa whoa whoa okay first of all oh good concept dude this is some expert [ __ ] ah oh dude it's some [ __ ] Chi so [ __ ] that's what it is immediately okay all right I can probably do this in now when we're doing course world I'm limited alive so coins are important there's a reason we should get these cool Oh [ __ ] god dammit well I have 12 live so should be fine that okay here we go if you found a course to to trick you to play you can press and hold - or swipe the screen and handheld mode to skip the courses listen listen listen ain't no baby I'm a big baby I am baby [ __ ] it okay this is already real difficulty should be able to do it though what about it what is the best use of the the hops here you've got a press ever so gently with this but it's possible this part is is holy [ __ ] okay I got a run here and Bop over okay okay I may be okay I'm gonna do it down so I've been thinking about something chapter we're gonna make simple flips at level today no no no actually we should stop [ __ ] we should start working on a level for him but I'm gonna make my own level that isn't a bag of dicks immediately so you know I'm running out of ice but I'm gonna get an extra life here because look at this and then yeah that that extra life sure wasn't wasted holy [ __ ] I am terrible at this level of synchronicity I have my I have my honor on the line here and I just need to beat this [ __ ] level Oh God it's really difficult oh that's not so great about this we can all share the levels and this one is this is it this is it mother [ __ ] spin jump for smaller jumpin damn someone playing someone playing for D backgammon when I'm playing [ __ ] one D you know okay you know what it is I got a jump a little bit in between the bullet bills that is the best guaranteed way of surviving this alright that's it and I got immediately amigos starting I'm gonna run out of lives the first curse do carries the first course world level that I'm playing I'm sucking [ __ ] at this is ridiculous [Music] who sucks so much okay I like I somebody subscribed in Chatham you need it'll said this framer sucks giant baby this do this it should be super 8 this is really difficult to man if this is expert what the [ __ ] is like super expert oh my god okay [Music] how did I get past this how did I get past this this this really is bag of dicks hey I got an extra life so it's fun [Music] it's like it's the hitboxes you have to be whoa it's a joke it's a joke it's invisible that's what it is no wonder was like struggling with some what [ __ ] hell art that killed me bad am i doing the same level am I really I'm not doing the same level lets-a-go oh no it's it's a Japanese level okay oh boy oh boy oh boy you reach the goal after fit grabbing all 50 points okay okay okay that already I'm getting my my ass posted my god I could have not selected up were set of levels immediately okay well now I I'm gonna need that me maybe okay whatever that's fine most pretty generous of power-ups oh that's good oh [ __ ] I don't need it I need it I can't just look down again right now it's one down there do I dare yes I do wait how the [ __ ] do I get that how would I owe y'all ready for a pro player oh [ __ ] its rice I didn't see that oh Jesus but all this love was [ __ ] already so so you gotta be quick efficient nice and just oh okay so I'm real big place tonight okay Jesus Christ is this this is what expert levels are like whoa I've all jumped out [ __ ] noriso oh man I am sucking I need not a warm-up tonight I think it's rising and falling though I don't think it's constantly rising huh what's up you know what jump into the dick edit okay didn't even grab this this this might be my salvation if I don't get this I might be [ __ ] watch out watch out there okay we're good what did I jump right into that what the [ __ ] is wrong with me he's a really dumb question is this Japanese style you know ie I get hit this fire power Mario or Luigi in this case and I immediately downgrade to small Mario or is it more humble screw you I believe I need a that's fine this level is a mess around us it oh okay I got I got the key I got the key now oh you're not you're not okay I'm not done yet I'm not done yet Jesus Christ isn't madness okay he goes my pro play so I got a skew into that I gotta jump from the left again kind of go rip into it this is stressful level it's a really stressful level and they're all gonna be like this huh and if this is if this is like expert I can't even fathom what the [ __ ] a straight-up super expert level will be in every give me a couple try something probably gonna do this in probably there's no chance I held it this doesn't lead please yes okay okay I see I see I see how we do I don't think so well wool wool wool relax now okay I'm not sure exactly what it's trying to do that that's gonna bounce me into the lava I know it okay we have one of the coins got to keep this momentum going though that's fine that's fine that doesn't matter it does not matter which I could see what's down there you know what I got one of these and that's fine okay here goes nothing oh you're good [Music] okay well [ __ ] shit's on fire oh man get the dry bone shell what does that do I guess seriously this a lot of new mechanics here that is totally alien to me okay okay damn this game looks really hard it is it is a depends on that level you're playing of course but - okay it's like the boot from Mario 3 okay I get tinier [Music] doesn't matter doesn't matter we're fine we're fine that'll probably neo cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap you chill out this is [ __ ] okay listen we're gonna do I need a warm-up okay I can't be playing an expert I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna start over and I'm gonna quit and I'm gonna go back to medium level all right because I need I need to do I need to do basically a baby mode because I am sucking real bad at this all right there we go I know it's really embarrassing but okay boy oh boy let's see what this one is all about - he's a little more my style you know puzzle solving you straightforward platforming goodness love us like Mega Man on this thing whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you chill out there Wow oh I'm a big kid Wow okay are you going upward what well you got you got to do a super jump here you got up time with the bullet bills coming up on the background okay I got this I got this no no no no no no no no no no no stop laughing stop laughing this is big boy place okay and I forgot Luigi drops like a [ __ ] animal - okay okay ride the flop there's so many new like things in this game that I'm like what that's a feature what's a [ __ ] like ah man I didn't play too much off of New Super Mario Brothers you like I played a little bit of it actually I completed all what am I talking about well you know it sometimes you forget you know so we want to get how do I write it do I just oh oh I see I see [Music] man this guy sure ain't the same same dude from Mario 3 limit oh yeah it's been a master of the theme wow this is the speed let me guess there's a secret here no no no no nice okay this isn't even a new Mario Brothers this is 3d world yes which is funny because 3d world was not in 2d like this you know hey watch this Kenny go past promotional done that grapple oh God okay I'm just gonna try to get past this as fast as possible I want to roll now it's a pretty good level cuz it's easy for idiots like me ha ha okay don't freak out I don't think I've ever felt missed mr. cat Bowser oh how do I defeat him scared spam spam fired which is cool good okay I guess so I'm literally fighting fire with fire but it seems to be working okay riding Bowser's acid well no no no no not on me how Mario beat that [ __ ] up there you go aren't awesome now watch me die okay [Music] okay well well well well you know I still have that in my tab speak to [ __ ] up but I'm not gonna play it all right you've had enough of that meme we've had enough of it I'm gonna lay it to rest all right now snow no no no [ __ ] kappas no [ __ ] campus all right this is this is for real I'm not gonna play it once during stream at okay that's pretty sweet level though and I'm learning a lot of gameplay mechanics here that I'm pretty unfamiliar with so that's good all right here we go who is your favorite of the Mario Bros I kind of like Luigi better I just something about Luigi that I'm infatuated with I like him I don't know I hate him okay Wario it's the right answer though okay okay we're fine I probably needed that shell I'm probably needed that shell then I guess not there's something going on here [ __ ] out of here I don't know why I like Luigi I I think I like the underdog yeah and I like one intended to the year luigi thing I don't know I just like him a lot too he seems to be the last narcissistic of the two you know he takes what he can get - I appreciate that I appreciate a man that's pumping more just like a like an [ __ ] you know I mean [Music] Yod well well well okay well I just made this a little more difficult for myself for no damn reason but I know a lot of time Koopa shells wouldn't be standing here when that happens and I made this also more unintentionally more difficult for myself again oh god what am i doing [ __ ] it hey I can take a life oh well this is a good level this is actually kind of tricky tricky dicky okay well okay I better not die on this piranha plant it's gonna suck if I do be careful okay I'm not gonna get that down huh I don't think so yes I do yes I do this is a pretty good level I like this a lot okay hang on Wow oh I got a comment here if you god I hate when you accidentally drop comments in this if you accidentally grab this okay we have a big problem Oh if you accidentally grab the spring the level is unbeatable well thank you so much I keep that in mind that but the problem is okay whatever I think I should be good hmm see I don't trust the comments in this I really don't I really really don't do all right see I have a tendency to like play Mario like if I rush the better I perform in the levels like it's just some something in my brain that tells me don't don't do a little little you know Mouse steps mass feats like go full [ __ ] full Luigi you know all right Mario levels are generally easier if you rush you guys never done the us remember when you were kids and you're playing front of your friends and you did something really impressive in a video game and you like played at office yeah I did that because I'm the videogame King 20 years later I'm doing the same I mean what what okay the water park and the piranhas soon all right people keep telling me I'm pronounced piranha wrong I probably needed that but whatever I think I say I say hire Ana with a bit of a southern twang which is really funny cuz you know I couldn't be more less than an American Pie ran out piranha piranha piranha plant okay there we go you pronounced it fun it doesn't really matter just lie down here season I mean now that I've rush to the level I'm not doing better at it you pronounce everything funny I gotta be I got a stroke my only agree a little bit or you know you know well I was to defend myself rather I think that out of all the Swedes out of all this the Swedish native sweet streamers on Twitch and youtubers on that I think I'm actually the least Swedish when it comes to actual pronunciation because there's a lot of my fellow countrymen who can't talk like this alright we are gonna play Mario maker - this is Luigi and he eats a lot of spaghetti and he has he has a stinky diarrea and it really sucks chilli sauce oh ah Jesus Christ carry me hey what's this what is going on here horde month okay so I got a okay that's [ __ ] up immediately whatever hey I'm doing pretty okay so for hey hey hey yeah yeah yeah hey my god I'm gonna see that again I want to do that again but bin look me in the anus Regan I want to see Luigi bounce okay whatever oh there's something down here add that hey I get my wish yo animes take notice this is how you do some anime titties antenna would like to announce the sequel to Mario Brothers Cochran burrows okay ma'am oh oh [ __ ] I'm starting it's theoretically possible to get like jumbled in between here okay guys i think i softlocked myself know what even have a moment where you think you're you're dead and you're not sure if you're alive because something so strange happened that did I wait a minute what guess we're going back here I think I've actually softlocked myself no no no I might not might not I might be fine here okay I might just have to backtrack the entire level under no I [ __ ] no way Joel you are having a stroke feels like you ever had a feeling of having a stroke for nine years that's what being a stream is like this never ends okay symma phone's got a new level [ __ ] you're talking about what really I guess you got to go in the blue pipe first I don't know oh man that is some [ __ ] okay that was what I was needed okay I totally ignored the whole they call cos above the level here okay I like these swings see now it's so easy oh god it's one of those moments again okay let me get a good swing in it okay hang on okay that is not how we do this maybe it's a little jump no that's all how we do that her hmm peculiar it's so easy I didn't say that and yet you don't have any evidence of that okay show me the evidence show media that I said this was easy [ __ ] you guys talking about okay literally percent evidence percent evidence what when did I say it when I say it see you can't you can't you can't you can't prevent you can't set anything oh yeah oh yeah okay let's see here somebody somebody assess that that they have that I said some [ __ ] on stream alright y'all ready for this okay let's see this clip I even got the wrong time code okay here we go let's let's look at this let's look at this alright hello my name Joel and this level is very difficult and I am NOT a [ __ ] while we look at me go look at me everybody it sure is on another level and this this is difficult wowie wowie and I hope that somebody else a clip this because I have a man of my words and you better shut well look at that that was amazing proving again guys listen I'm just telling you don't say [ __ ] if you can't back it up Jesus you guys you guys are some stubborn stubborn dudes okay okay this level is actually pretty funny it's it's really kind of easy actually I don't know about that I don't know and then I'll say too much they're not they're not EU okay you need to get in please nudie nudie can't get in I can't get Louie Gina get in there cat what's going on finally what the [ __ ] is up for that final oh god oh Jesus thought the Louisville was was working on a whole new whole new kind of strategy like it changes depending in if you have the keys or not but that will be impossible so okay easy boys now watch it gets really easy reach the goal after defeating all Monty moles ok interesting I like that it has clear conditions if I told you that I was generally not putting on a show that I generally [ __ ] that up you wouldn't believe me I know but it really sounds like like that looked like haha here's me sucking ha ha but generally that would the [ __ ] is wrong with me good news now is that you know speed run time but that is more galaxies is some of the most like legend come to live music I've ever heard it's it's fantastic okay here we go all right guys I got to make a confession I I've been playing like [ __ ] tonight and that's only because I I'm just joking with them you know if I played really good constantly there will be no like it would be so boring to watch I just clear level after level so it'd just been a scam my my horrible scam skills and I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna stop pretending because I know it's not honest to you guys and it's you know really let me start stop pretending here a second sorry I'm still I'm still pretending [Music] [Music] so I'm just pretending I was just pretending to be an idiot all right don't worry all right don't worry get on the whole line okay okay listen if I die now I'm gonna [ __ ] quit streaming it's been nine years of streaming and if I [ __ ] up now it would be the most embarrassing and extreme guys see ya okay listen sometimes [Music] sometimes you make accidents this is an accident really bad really bad accidentally okay I'm only human and sometimes that wasn't funny that month the mole was [ __ ] me up and this put him in a real bad mood and I can't stand him okay all right now let's let's stop pretending here okay let's let's do it now okay we've said around long enough and I'm gonna stop faking that I died two times on this [ __ ] market it wasn't it was just to stall for time because I I'm slow cooking at chili right now in my slow cooker in my crock-pot and you see you see I'm doing that because the longer I stall the more delicious my chili will be so but my chill is coming out pretty good now so you know we're just gonna get into the titty zone real quick yo what's up my name is critical here is going to the TV so these TV shows with a pretty moist Doody shoot okay what's up with critical these days I haven't I haven't I haven't seen him in a while last last last time he was like reviewing spider-man I think I will be the last our last are we screaming okay streaming right now okay that's how we do it [Music] I was gonna say I will be the last youtuber ever I've said this before but III will never ever face cam unless it's a extraordinary location you know so I I'll be the last ever to do it you know III I will not change for anything I'm like an old grandpa doctor murdered a it was called modulus and everything was four by three and 240p can you give me an example next or what any occasion you know maybe on anniversary that's ten years uh anyway I top the IC peak ice level I love ice levels I suppose it's like um a real gamble sometimes in video games they're really good and other times they're like really bad why I see what it's trying to do here I know Anna yeah okay we scare the [ __ ] out of me just if we got a little bit of a mess going on in this level and I gotta be careful when I do this you don't want to okay start doing this actually you know what [ __ ] it I'm ain't the only bad [ __ ] oh yes I am [Music] I'm just making it hard for myself what's going on okay see I have this I have this phobia of like going on face cam but I've done it once but I've had this phobia for years that's really really kind of stupid I go on face cam and sudden like I get huge yeah I try to play that [ __ ] joke so straight I was gonna say with no no no smile on [ __ ] yeah but I guess they're like there's something in your head coming now Joel you can't play this straight okay by Davis baby cat I have a huge day real okay I guess there's something here she gets here we go you never go wrong with coins okay now I I did put a charity incentive last year that was unfortunately not met it was it was the spooky spooky facecam incentive but maybe i'll reprice that see if Ricky maybe reach it again this year we'll see it's a very special location so I think so checkpoint when is it this year Hey look at this this month there we go did you ever appear on camera for something non streaming like you like a music video or something [Music] yes oh [ __ ] it [ __ ] forget it does that Oh spike - spike spiked ah dammit dammit [ __ ] hell gamer get I mean I I wasn't a music video once I wasn't a music video once for real I'm not even kidding about that check it out though yay up and down dance like a clown wait a minute this isn't a music video sorry [Music] thank or for chick dance and thank all for me [ __ ] that up [Music] someone was asked someone sent me an email like Joel body why'd he show porn on stream and I'm like how would you know he never set the mail back got him a gamer okay here we go gotta get a little swing on that too I'd be too scared to email you yeah you should i I did you know that I haven't eaten a folder called cats and dogs from people sharing their pets to me and I have literally replied every email back I I think I have and it's over five to six hundred emails of people sending me their cats and dogs and I've always said the same thing in fact if you're watching this stream and you've done this you know the response already but if you don't already I always say that mmm knows what's up like that cat knows what's up that dog knows what's up but my favorite my favorite out of all these emails has been this really weird email that I think about sometimes some of those posting their cat I've behind a curtain and just in caps lock title a subject [ __ ] and a text was just saying look at that this [ __ ] thinking I can't see him [Music] fuck'em and he replied that cat knows what's up [ __ ] hell huh okay I love a little snowman he's the best yeah I can just do this it's already activated Kath notice what's up I I haven't had a dog in a cat I've never had one dog actually but cats I I am like I am dammit I am like a magnet for neighborhood cats and hedgehogs I was getting a I found it that simple I actually bought a burger with the the the the money you sent me for beating level I'm not even kidding I bought a burger with the money I forgot to post a picture because I'm so hungry I forgot like oh wait this was a meme and I'm supposed to like prove that I bought a burger so sorry but anyway on the way there I had a hedgehog walk beside me to the hamburger place and I'm like what are you doing and I sat down near Park mansion he sniffed my my sneaker and uh like dude get up I really want to take a take a video of it I unfortunately didn't but yeah I I love I love animals and especially especially neighborhood cats I don't know why but I have this ability just like be surrounded with cats constantly but I've heard of weird thing that that in America if you the thing that scares cats away but in Europe we that's how you say like a a kitty you guys don't do the [ __ ] in America no you don't do that [Music] Andrusha we do okay guys don't you love the fact that for the past two minutes I have now just been like hey guys guess what I am [ __ ] magnet and nobody bad in a knife nobody nobody suspected what the [ __ ] I was really saying you guys do it in America okay okay okay sooo SUNY Kuno so there's a snake level apparently see a little bit of that katakana and now now III knew a heads-up to prepare myself [Music] that's that I guess you just have kashkaval heads yeah all the time and I we we have a ton of hedgehogs in Sweden in fact good I have this video on hand right now I don't know why the [ __ ] I have this on my desktop but this was last year in four at 4:00 a.m. outside my wit this is what 4:00 a.m. looks like in in Sweden at summer time but yeah I gave this Hedgehog some ham unfortunately I threw this ham out and some of this ham landed on his back she's walking around with ham like mmm ham detected but I can't see the hammer and there he goes look he'll snout to look at him he knows what's up there ham detective I let's listen listen back notes also love the fact that I'm like laughing like a maniac at 4e I'm filming hedgehogs okay so that wasn't it oh it's what what oh it's a trial and error level and then a bobcat could smell the ham and ate the Hedgehog after when the [ __ ] did you see a Bobcats in Sweden that we have to guess the snake was making the number the snake was making the lot what uh what a good reaction time sorry I forgot how to breathe yeah that's one of those moments a gamer moment okay so I gotta be I gotta get a little more used to to cath more here yeah time whoa yo what leap of faith part - okay thanks for doing this again we 15 seconds are you serious all right leap up where oh I can you got to go real quick in this level and I'm always saying a lot of lives immediately for shame for shame oh wow go go go go go no stop I'm a little bit confused about capped Kathleen gee I don't know [ __ ] are you long jump long jump it is long jump it is already losing so many lifes [ __ ] I don't know if I like this level it's a little too I don't know guess what decade you're gonna gonna lose just like I am right now or get the [ __ ] up no junk level I don't like how it climbs to climb up it's not up and right it's completely right and it messes with my way of playing Mario I got to do a long day I got to do a long jump in I got to do a long jump then [Music] great great great great great job great job [Music] lovely will Joe be able to complete one course lavalla find out on the next episode of idiot the show okay seems easy no it's not oh Jesus I want that moon it's pretty interesting Level II reminds me a little bit of Mario Party effective let's leap of faith right here ha ha not bad okay world record to watch me not have that for a second after I play this now huh okay see we've got mail builder Mario from octi he all right let's check it out [Music] here's another thing that I don't know how to use that for a second I thought I was gonna minecraft my way out there guys I don't how I get up up and wild up and white oh oh oh oh how many can I do it's many as I want okay core cost of the game [ __ ] it up immediately alright you know this game you know what this reminds Mount North minecraft you all know about a game called case of crystal hell fighter it's a bootleg a big brain place okay I guess I can just do this no no no get up there get up there oh I see it always got to be on the same okay I feel like I'm playing Crash Bandicoot or something okay these physical a little wonky on the on the blocks I love them okay whether you're unrelated is it's the volume okay on the real easy level upon the stream of them yes okay good really odd question can you play as yourself in this can you play us that you're on the because a man I am you can you can you can how how do I do that how do I do that how Mars vehicular battle huh okay oh boy here we go you know whenever I see that [ __ ] Cooper car I have like I've got brought feeling in my stomach I steer like simple flips being like a dull plane my level oh no it is like this well listen I I have conquered the worst [ __ ] level ever so I am fine look cool and good this level is weird okay I'll take that place in cave bus cbt park - no seriously I have mastered these janky car controls so this is fine with me holy [ __ ] man he does it he about to do it again son Oh oh my god oh my [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] then I'll mess up now hey I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine yeah [Music] Wow cool CBT time okay all right that's the next I'll go castle yeah yeah yeah but boy what is this what's with these car levels coming out of nowhere I'm guessing I don't need that so bye-bye do I need it or do I guess not okay oh it's almost a little difficult talk all right see where it takes us Joel have ever have ever tried drugs great question yeah I'm pretty much a druggie on the streets because I I'm cold dependent on the whatchamacallit aspirin and Advil all the time man there she left two playing levels like these I like this level a little you got it's kind of like Mega Man almost okay cool level like Jack I like this a lot and then one more Oh give me one more place actually I think I need either more right adding multiple one I gotta I gotta get get some speed in me all right there we go Oh oh [ __ ] no no no Jesus can I be slower I keep dropping my [ __ ] Popoff please get it now okay now it's a matter of actually completing this you getting rid of him well this is tedious okay well the hitbox on the fireballs all right now we're gonna I can jump on it man so god I hate not knowing every game mechanic here it's like I do it the hard way it's like playing FPS game and not knowing your like how to shoot your gun oh it's gonna be a little tricky dicky I think Oh both oh Jesus this is gonna suck oh this is so tight here okay those are the best I guess no no no no no no hey I think we're fine no we're not okay hey I think this oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no can't die now can't die now they ever go is that all of it ah one more one more oh ha tricky ok one more hat ok and that's one more this level is actually really good I I like this it's a challenge and it's yeah I like this level a lot actually it's really good oh [ __ ] what is this what the hell is this ok stop stop stop this what's going on what Lord Oh Oh L see okay yeah I'm fly so cautiously because I don't know all the game mechanics yet then I used to feel like an idiot oh it's really good this level it's it's [Music] thank God thank God okay Joel where are all your statistics and sub counters all over the screen yeah hang on let me activate them real quick hey we all heart I love I love the world that okay how students again don't jump four times all right there don't jump four times [Music] what's going on here Wow what don'tjump four times but what's determining it Jesus I guess we just wait all about I did it what was that all about okay yeah okay well well well we're doing good progress we're doing great progress in fact - okay oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh man oh man okay it's one of these [Music] now he's gonna keep this [ __ ] momentum going now this level is hot hot piss okay Wow good good oh I'm gonna have to check one more here sir ah [Music] nobody told me that the bullet bills can be cats by the way that was not in the memo it boxes [Music] yeah I start I had to dip my toes in there okay don't be condescending now game the lady's got map okay we don't we don't want to [ __ ] about and watch this boys [Music] video game King gamer 14 seconds III not gonna attempt that I'm not even gonna attempt that okay Oh a new high score baby Wow mom number one almost okay no no [ __ ] is this Oh No rest in peace run everybody what the [ __ ] [Music] oh no no no no you know what I love it I don't even need I'm not gonna skip this level I ain't I ain't no coward I ain't no coward I'm gonna do this okay yeah I thought I could cheese that stay low stay low stay low no how would I do that I guess I gotta be really quickly okay we go quick quick good optimize this as fast as possible no no no no no hey I'm gonna try something really stupid watch this galactic brain watch it watch this watch this [Music] I'm not done look at Luigi's like make the bus stop ma okay the IQs to the roof now exactly oh [ __ ] what is this oh hell no neat scaredy what is this level I'm scared [Music] you ever have one of those moments where you're not sure what the [ __ ] going on yeah that's that's me right now just a little be careful I see oh man Oh No okay stay right here see what one oh I thought I I thought that love was just beginning but hey sometimes used he okay I didn't mind that I did not mind that my global ranks going up boys soon number one and it's gonna be this dream Monte's on and off tunnels from Melvin okay no no no back oh boy number one we have this basically Ark tombstone Pizan sweetener or journée o is called grandiose ax and are most like famous pizza that we eat is called the number one let me take a little break here sorry I in a slight break and I got to show you this you might have seen this already at some [ __ ] point in this dream but it's called it number one and this pizza is disgusting because it is literally a big like dough mega [ __ ] pizza right the problem with it it's like it's one of those pizzas that look really good and then you eat into it and you realize that topping just kind of slides off and yeah there we go the number one where is it ah here we go that classic they ever go you know what I love about this too it's advertised as a baseball pizza in Sweden and it's nothing to do with baseball or America but we sure like to love to pride ourselves on this [ __ ] thing it's full see the baseball and back we love like pretending to be American even though like there's nothing about this this is I'm even better picture look at this look at this what the [ __ ] is this spits might look good but I swear to god I've had there's so many times throughout my youth it's one of those pizzas that like oh cool neat and then you're like you take a fork and it goes off pan pizza classic I think this had another name at some point but if I can find the back of this I will be so happy hang on the big one dry she's linked to something here oh yeah well I never knew about this doctor dr. Oetker : re I've said this years ago but I always assumed that dr. Oetker was the the world's fanciest pizza because as a kid I saw these advertisement of these like rich couples eating at a fine-dining restaurant with a glass of wine and it's always like some friends do going dr oetker oh ho ho yeah magnifique pizza mmm and you're like oh mama mia maybe it is magnifique beets I need bite and you realize it's just prepackaged frozen [ __ ] anyway I'm trying to find this too let's see here grandiose pizza back I'm spelling it in Swedish I'm an English actually okay uh any any sweets out there any I'm not gonna be wasting Thomas term I'm gonna play the game but instead I'm gonna ask any Swedish ma let's wear whatever can you guys find the backside of this pan pizza because I have beef with this thing it is really funny it's basically saying the American classic is back loved by all Americans Americans eat this every day you want to be a real American well you've got to eat this baseball beer hot dogs the American Way holy [ __ ] okay it's getting a little bit difficult now I had a friend who ate pizza and he would only eat the topping and like scrape it off and then leave the dough and I would always have to eat the pizza sides yo unrelated my [ __ ] people to [ __ ] people or eat pizza and don't eat the sides I'm always the one have to like eat before them like yo give me the sides what the [ __ ] you throwing signs away dude ah but [ __ ] you Joey [ __ ] you strange alien people soon it's crossed yeah yeah yeah the cross yeah some I'm so used to [ __ ] the word cross that the illegitimate use of this word is alien to me Mike now that's not called crusty crust it's like video games you know to describe gameplay I was kidding careful about this okay lie down [Music] haha what if I told you that the secret to doing a luigi voice you know the Mario Mario Oh Mario what if I told you that I have to channel a little little spice of Skeletor into it would you believe it that's a secret the Eman if you kind of give skelter select Italian nuance it becomes you know Mario Mario my bonds Italian Skeletor is Luigi now you know there we go from Finland hello we actually have grandiose opieop and pizza' here uh hang on I remember it being tasting dry the cheese tasted like wood splinters the cheese tasting like wood splinters and a half having no taste wood splinters I love that description I know what was it Deb activex it something about Deb exit there but get a power block and put it on the door to enter I don't trust it I don't trust like that you do you guys say you know what let's go for it [ __ ] it [Music] that condescending mario galaxy music is perfect for idiots like me why am I so stupid okay well I guess that's it I saw commented chat that there was the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life somebody called me a penal dysfunction you [ __ ] penal dysfunction damn damn dude okay I shouldn't be throwing this [ __ ] power block that lets you do anything listen I ain't even gonna do the death path now we'll never know if this death path was it you might you see the Deaf code or the lava code you check it at yourself and be the be the checker for this cuz I can't okay I thought that was the depth path what this is the same level or what that's it that this is this is the way down what a cool level as level of this is pretty uh pretty badly would you say any level that is a true level is bad right it's not just me being an idiot too so we got up I gotta get this this when I get a there we go all right that's what I thought all right yes we're gonna do maybe that was the death path really or who knows who knows it play this level yourself check it out and I guarantee you that isn't a dead bathroom okay well well well everybody well well well not that many level remains can't do it I can't read ruku that I can't read the rest okay what is with the Japanese level soon I feel like Seinfeld what's the deal with Japanese bar you big what the [ __ ] do you I guess I just kind of spin here we go and I do not spin okay well hold that [ __ ] down I'll let you down son okay all the drill though the drill don't almost got me here okay I feel I feel good again heart attack oh oh thank god will I be able to do this okay oh Jesus aw Jesus five levels remain at least six it after this but dry bones for Chris soon hey welcome back to dry bones for Chris dreams okay Risa goal after defeating all one boom-booms okay [Music] careful relax no accident this piece Oh sick remix Paul used to smash a more oh he's gonna drop down I know it ah you gotta kill all of them Oh what am i doin [Music] okay I'll watch this Marcus that won't again that actually makes me feel pain when I die Oh damnit okay well we're gonna do a new set of levels [ __ ] seriously ah whenever I a funny story uh back in the day when I had my Game Boy Advance I used to play a [ __ ] ton of Mario 3 and it's really relevant but I was playing it on the bathroom and when I when I play Mario games you know when have your pants down I don't take that out of context okay I was I was on the toilet all right but anyway the the reason I'm saying this whenever I die and Game Boy Advance games I just go like this slap my thigh I've actually hurt this guy for some reason I like I just I destroy my mama my my niece to like be like all you dumbass that sounds like gotcha okay I also do the same thing when I beat a level actually I think I've told the story before but whenever the Mario 3 jingle appears when you in a clear level it place a little little toot and I kind of slap my thigh in synchronization with it with a drama I'll do it on stream at some point if I reply more you've already language see don't you should not play Mario maker like this but I always do like I spin over everything and I'm like hey [ __ ] this level don't play this game like this it is not how its intended [ __ ] you you can'tyou I tried to do this Mario one stall for some reason don't do that II [Music] do you slap to the tooth in the Popeye theme guys I think someone's been watching me through my bathroom window what the hell like this where is it [Music] [Music] makes you feel alive just a regular level okay I am a little suspicious hmm [Music] gosh they're never tell us about the story that my friend thought is that Josh's name was ping pong III have I done that story I think I've done that years ago [ __ ] okay if you don't know this it's really weird [ __ ] story so my friend thought that whatever y'all she was saying cuz it's like I guess he didn't give a [ __ ] about what the actual description on the box said or the English text or whatever but yeah he assumed that your she's a little noise a bit like he's a little like that was him saying ping pong and so my friend Colin ping pong you'll get ping pong y'all [ __ ] that kid by the way you know why he left me to die good thing to talk about on stream i I still have scars on my knees because this is really [ __ ] up story in fact I did this power slide across the asphalt when I was like 10 years old or whatever we were both on our bikes and I like I sigh I feared off the the handle of the bike and I did a power rock slide on the asphalt and my niece got so [ __ ] up that I have scars on them because I had I had stitches and stuff but the the weird part about of this like I was on the asphalt screaming like ah you know he does bye Joel he [ __ ] left me like bleeding and it was it wasn't like a holy [ __ ] III gotta get out of here whenever no - [ __ ] that he's backed away by so to this day I have this scar on my knee that reminds me what a [ __ ] [ __ ] that kid was he would also eat ice cream with a knife [Laughter] he would he would stab the ice cream out of those like big boxes and make himself look like cubes to eat like a [ __ ] like a bigger knife like shoot into it it's just weird childhood stories okay you know that kid wasn't all bad though because I guess in a way I can laugh about it now one of those other funny stories was he he he was like one of those those kids that like incessantly told a lie and he would not just confess that he was bullshitting the back never really gullible and he said that you can put a Super Nintendo cartridge in a Nintendo 64 and I'm like yo can I borrow your Mario Kart it's like sure brought it home for jamming in and like it's not working it's like all well you have a different model of the n64 and I for [ __ ] years believed them what would you lie about that okay okay I will say this like I started off the stream playing kind of badly but I'm I'm doing better now kind of that's not what super Luigi looks like he looks like this okay love what you gain from that I [ __ ] I had a ton of friends who did that like I think I've told this story before but y'all remember that this meant drawing dicks kid in the hallway that kid told this lie about in Diablo 2 you could get a secret secret what he called a secret weapon where you would you will get the apples claws sounds really weird I know but yeah he he would say that you could grab Diablos cloths and use them as weapons and he would swear by this and he was so convincing in it that I'm like years later I'm like I need to look this up on the internet see what the [ __ ] people are talking about what the [ __ ] it's not in front all about this officially I can never confront him about it but sometimes in the in the back of my mind I kind of would like track this kid down again like you know 15 years later we're both adults and now I'd be like hey dude I haven't talked to you in years man how's it goin man eh what are you working with these days or whatever and I just called off and be like and by the way what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] he's like what like just me I'm like confess confess you son of a pig I know what you did [Music] right [Music] confess priests in ASMR okay it took me way longer than it should've but alright [ __ ] we're gonna make a level huh I don't know damn it - Savage tell from Sweden alright a faun and half of wheat a faun I have a buff on that afternoon thing uh-huh okay all the fondant in turf on to the most extreme man you tough first up lately Oh Madonn okay back to you back to English you five lives all right I like this concept it's straight-up Mario 3 that I've always always loved it to somebody somebody in chat asked should I learn Swedish no White Way I mean I'm urging you but like the terrible anguish oh man it's so real some Mario one stuff I'm all obviously it is Mario one but you know what I mean it's what that danger that I like about tomorrow one that some other games come we're missing this so it's just something so anxious about playing Mario one it just feels so more brutal than the other games I think it it good it it's like that too it gave me they gave me a 1 out of 1 upon final item box and I did not take it buta Hey look at Jesus it's a pretty good level actually [Music] and then we just all right this is actually really nice it's kind of Mario to esque in a way I like it you gotta be careful here oh this boosts hey guys what's what's a ghost's favorite liquor I'm not telling you the punchline think about it the answer is pee okay these boots think they smart but the dumbest dumb as rocks here they come animal has find the boots like adorable I don't know oh [ __ ] that is difficult I like that literally no bunny chad has got on it right the what's up what's up what uh like I can't even tell the joke now it's so obvious please Chet like if you can't get this I it's come okay Alex got it he got it what the [ __ ] Alex dude don't kill my [ __ ] jokes [Music] Jesus is a difficulty who literally won one person and check audit one guy guys you've actually filled in the joke more than the joke is guys holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no God Jesus you guys have added a punchline that I didn't know was possible you're literally adding like you've elevated this joke to a funnier punchline than one of this because you guys are saying spirits it guys I haven't even seen it's it's one guy said it's it's booze and you guys are saying spirits that's like a funnier punchline then what this like [ __ ] joke is okay 9,000 people said booze yeah but you spelled it wrong so it doesn't matter [Music] oh Jesus [Music] it's gonna be a tough one it's gonna be a real tough one huh who reached a level without landing at what you know I want to skip this one I know what's gonna be some crap how do i how do i skip levels by the way like i my first skip here but I'm only gonna do one how do I do that - hold - hold - okay yeah please I'm glad to give you that option though huh okay press G boss battle hope it's better do you feel that if I do uh well okay you feel if I do this it's cheating [Music] like if I skip a level or is it still legit jeez now I don't know why the [ __ ] are trying to jump on bail sir Wow okay okay let's try that again without being so stupid okay well you do it the hard way then I am hard mom wait can I jump on bathra with the Koopa shell I was gonna ask you guys because you don't want to accidentally well I'm bullying Bowser here you you stop that hey hey with that dead chick hey I always think that electrical beasts more Bowser voice is the mccannon vassar voice rah ha ha Bowser here secret I shall you know he doesn't even do it that way bow see here he's run just like it stopped now what electrical beast here okay the Jolteon of let's place and no no no checkpoints apparently alright rock and roll let's do it good nice and good nice okay well what lover buddy I don't know how to finish this now wow this is fun when you lost I left one although that's gonna skip a level hang on hang on forever you can just skip as much as you want okay Mario mecha alright let's try this one out there oh jeez here we go I have a better feeling about this level actually oh no this gonna suck ass isn't it no they don't kill me if I do okay I had a feeling this was gonna murder whoa what what's going on oh he's trapped in walls okay oh my god all right last last world course thing for tonight then we're gonna make a level okay okay surfing you by Dan soup I know what soup means but that's not some soup down there soup means want okay soup I thought it meant soup yes what soup in German my German is kind of bad [Music] Dougy okay that's soup hey this works it look at that moon it's any adorable get back here I want to consume the moon dog to give me up let me it I'm an okay hey we're doing good here okay we're gonna do a little bit of a bastard jump when we do this but hey worked out fine since I thought we were gonna make a level oh I am I am I am making a level but I'm waiting until you either win that this let's be honest I don't think I will but let's keep going until I lose well it'll be on mapping contest for Mario maker to maybe I don't know maybe but I'll tell you what it will be a impromptu quick thing because just like that just like that I don't know after the doom contests to which is you know we finished that a while ago Hey look at that I feel it's too daunting to take on community contests because it's it just takes so long to get through you know Bowser's Castle Lucas okay okay okay I knew that would happen okay you know what I hate when things come come from below and just [ __ ] [ __ ] you like that when you can't it's like see everything oh man okay okay careful now careful malice and so there was this ooh somebody said sans bridge here somebody someone to delete that comment in chat please thanks so as you can see a little bit where the fire comes from but I can do this I can win yes yes up there huh oh man where we going mr. snake where we going mr. snake oh okay oh he's got to believe in the snake Oh snake friend please don't mess with me like that that's a pretty cool the cool way of doing the level by the way and I like that joke these dry bones might be screwing with me so I better just like it hot garbage what Oh Lord you need like super super super size for this [Music] stand right here when it happened okay [Music] okay hot garbage can you play extreme district boss if you want to see me play that the Youtube upload Youtube upload is up for it so I beat simpleflips level and once again I see I saw some comments and chat earlier about this but simpleflips did actually pay me $100 for the eating that I actually messaged him like on this knesset likely this is okay if it's a joke like I try to like don't actually have to different but the man of his word and the actual ability and I bought burgers with the money straight up I'm not even kidding about a cheeseburger good guy it's a good guy don't let anyone tell you otherwise good guy I'm gonna ask you guys what what is what is a reasonable price for cheese like what what is the a reasonable price for a hamburger lucky buy out but with fries and a drink you I'm curious what you guys $2 a $5 I would say $5 it is pretty much if I told you that if I told you that a burger can cost $15 here in Sweden would you say that is a deal-breaker like you would not eat it [Music] okay you wanna you want to do me like that oh no no no no no no no no okay whatever oh no no no we don't [ __ ] with that we don't [ __ ] it like that okay god damnit I have to do all that again okay try that again here we go now the reason I asked because I had a had a sixteen dollar hamburger with bacon actually and it was really really good it was one of those gourmet burgers I guess it would call them but oh [ __ ] I can I treat this like it's Mario one and I know that's not what this game is oh [ __ ] guys I'm about to do a really nice move here if I can pull this off I'm trying to jump over Mari with a wall kick oh [ __ ] hey what are you doing yo you use today you say jump over Mario yes it's confirmed [Music] you're our Weiner ham okay no but I have this burger a place called bastard burgers I'm not even kidding that's what it's called go bastard burgers and they do some really [ __ ] good burgers but they are really expensive I always am surprised that like you can get away with calling stuff like that like you know bastard it might not be that explicit about words but the business is literally called bastard burgers I don't know what the name is all about because it's like it doesn't sound that good it's a bastard burger that reminds me there used to be this a food truck in my city that was around in the middle of town square and they they had a hamburger that had the funniest name and I'm like can you guys get away with this but I'd like nuns getting pissed off or whatever but it was called oh Jesus Hahnemann kidding the old cheeseburger and it was like the best burger I've ever had [Music] I mean I miss that food truck it's really good [Music] very fine we're finding some reason I keep thinking that I has a checkpoint and become big morning I guess it's like Mario World aesthetics there's a Japanese restaurant in Canada literally is called hentai why I know weird question right but why why why not well okay I'm gonna I'm gonna downplay this joke because you know I started a lot of Japanese and hentai doesn't mean what you think it means in Japanese it actually means delicious so [Music] it's actually more akin to the word scrumptious and I'm in English it's not just quite delicious look it's a fancier word of saying delicious exquisite ha ha ha ba ba have a hotel everybody god damn it ok I always love a night when I it's obviously a joke some money chad has always be like joy you're wrong you idiot Raja you don't know anything look there's always that one person [Music] and I always I always gotta admit that damn they got me again BAM yeah when you wait for a game and then you get to actually play it and it's like one of those moments where like am I actually playing this or am I just dreaming it like Mario maker 2 came out so fast that when we're playing it now I'm like damn am I gonna get in trouble for streaming this because it doesn't feel like this should be out yet I don't know why I should stop doing that don't get ahead and start just flipping everywhere okay blah blah we're gonna make a level you're gonna make a level we have we have waited long enough actually uh I'm gonna do a deja boo' before we do that figure out a way of this endlessly looping hallway no I'm good thanks okay we're gonna make a course here we go welcome to super make it to your correct leaves in the course maker would you like to play through a tutorial to learn about no no I'm good mr. PG&E you can watch this lesson at any time we're going to yamamoto still doing the main menu I'm good okay now I don't have the well I obviously could do this on the switch pad but you know that was a really good thing about the Wii U pad you could just draw immediately on it but yeah I want to blow this up we need it like a screen we want to start a blank slate okay all right first of all we don't want to do on the ground all right here we go that's been a while since it did the original but I want to do I want to do more you three star because I love it so damn much okay but what should I do Hey look at this by the way extra game stars alright you know what you know what sucks you can't add custom sound effects anymore to the tracks you know what I think they're gonna add Hotel Mario alright let's see here uh no I'm good ok I'm just getting a little little more trail ok time Merc we're gonna increase Lisa all right there we go all to scroll or uh I don't know what kind of costs if I should do yet no no no no nothing of that milk to grab coffee ok so sorry that I'm he's feeling around here but I'm just trying to get a feel for it alright let's start by making some ground it's how we do ground yes ok now I might be doing a sequel to my Mario maker one level which had a really interesting aesthetic to it and I'm gonna show you what I mean I describe this a little earlier but I love when you got to do a lot of walking in tight spaces and stuff like this and I'm gonna elaborate on that idea I think this is not the level for simple this is just me [ __ ] around with a level so LSD racer and we would need no no no this guy not that one alright let's see here first of all we we need we need a pipe for what I'm intending on doing and this goes down okay now for aesthetic purposes I'm gonna try to layer this in so it doesn't look so terrible okay they ever go and then it should be hmm but that's [ __ ] it no I don't think so alright let's just let's just see where we can go with this I need some more parts here how do I not sound effects I would need spy nice how do I get more creatures and stuff oh here we go don't have block here we go there's a spike topper and I want this this guy to be in here here we go and you can just can you go die alright now how do I make it so this this thing infinitely response these dudes mucket use the switches touch me because I'm also streaming this I need to switch held in the the pad to stream this I can't just like magically show it you know this change to the the spawn speed okay and then we gotta Hawaii how I select the other thing is things soon is just click on it hold it down get a camera select Eric go I think gotcha alright now let's try it out just really quickly no no no no please - okay this is not this is not how [ __ ] no not like this Oh God okay uh here's the objective of the level right you gotta you gotta do things in the stuff okay well we have we have a basic concept here that I want to lab rate on first of all we cannot have spiked tops we need spiny for this this needs to be like this - okay there we go she needs some sort of crazy idea for this I feel I have something in my mind here but alright let's see here I feel it lets up on Y and we need the spiny back here we go put you in here I don't know why but this game is adorable it's just some there's something about it okay alright so yeah this looks good so what you would need to here in this level is you need to okay you gotta be quick about this you need to get down here alright that's gonna be the food here again this is based on my original Mario maker thing if you never watch that then I think simpleflips played it like I know how long ago but I think he's still playing if you have the original but okay let's let's make it over there I'm stealing the Kasbah from my own level here I can trick myself off can't I I guess we can all right there we go and we erase that all right but I want to shake it up a little bit I want to do something new with this idea I like it a lot but we can do something more with it mmm if your whole - start from the beginning okay copyright claim yourself that some do did that some do did that on YouTube and that guy ain't so smart because I've been doing that [ __ ] for years and it's all not really corporate claiming yourself hear me out if some if some false claimant is saying hey I made this smiley face and you have something on on a record label all you can do is just you know content idea that record label with your song if you're an artist and you you get a little bit of money out of it if you play the song during the stream map well what happened there how the [ __ ] did that what hang on okay oh [ __ ] I this level just became way more interesting oh [ __ ] [Music] can't even get down there hmm I guess they fall off and that's why could that be it could could this all be so [ __ ] you gotta get in here as quick as possible use [ __ ] Leggett and people would not figure out how to beat this and be like hmm what is it what is the speed of the the spine is dropping up you're like you missed the first guy and then you're like okay what the [ __ ] is this you're like oh okay here I go that's good that's good that that would really [ __ ] with people that would really [ __ ] with people I like that and you know what you know what let's check this out I just got a fantastic idea now where is the the power up you see I'm gonna give false clues false clues here be like all you need the thing you know you're like that's it and then you're like no well you know this could work too we need some other like misleading misleading power up here huh what else could work here do you think the creeper show could do it I'm sorry Shu lumba so so you see something distracting for the player to be like what the [ __ ] get over here jumba Firefly because it doesn't work on spy knees [Music] [ __ ] I mean I guess this could work but it's just the wrong solution and then you could like uh I don't know I feel we could do something better with that but what should we do star man you know I could add like I would no no no no no no no that's imagine adding these keys and these keys are were irrelevant get this how [ __ ] you would it be if you add keys all over the place that seems super mandatory and it turns out in the end you didn't need any of it at all it was just [ __ ] you're like oh man okay hang on oh I got a how do I empty him get out of here check him out get out of here how do i mm-hmm shoo okay well I guess I can't add it in another thing there we go I'm gonna I'm gonna do as many fake Pat's and dumb ass [ __ ] everything's here okay let's start with this and let's let's have this these I wanna make an unfunded bus like I want to have it be a thing and I want to have it be a thing that isn't like too fun to play but rewarding cuz you're like [ __ ] jolla how dare you put this in [Music] [Music] Yeah right let me love it let me do the cameo right - yeah like that various Lauriston it's in boys okay we need to get the how do I drag the the exit longer here it is get over here as long as possible door for season two when maybe this month maybe there's not not a guarantee not a guarantee but you know okay so beyond that I wanna I want the player to enter the Coliseum and I want I want this entire thing to be completely useless actually that that is I want them to do a leap of faith because I want them to assume that the the start of this level is a distraction when really this is the distraction and I want it to be just just just add up a little bit okay there you go okay here comes the Janousek qua of this whole [ __ ] ready for this I want jump pads or notepad sorry [Music] and then this is the bouncy zone and you'll see why it's called a bouncy zone because it's again I'm stripping myself off a little here but this is gonna seem like wow you really need this key hey guys we need if this is ever share to anybody else about it about it don't tell them that this is all in vain see I want this to go on so people can get this but it's for nothing it's it's it's complete [ __ ] and here's where this level starts [ __ ] bad okay ready that's it's so desperately it's so dastardly this this [ __ ] where is it on an off switch it is a pipe I need all right check this out move this here noteblocks please and out comes more spy nice you see if this works right hint they'll be dropping off though okay go hang on I want we [ __ ] the spy nice [ __ ] this - they don't need them [Music] they will drop down if you drop down oh no that this this could this could be too abrasive hang on it let's start here real quick hey wake up did you like could I make that jump let's see let's see if I can you think I could because I want this to just be a pair er I think it's possible I think it's possible hang on I think if I move this just a little bit out of here like what spying over there no no no okay here we go this would go here right because that's more believable you know and you're like oh here I go awesome I'm doing great and I'm like oh what the [ __ ] is this okay let me try to get in oh no no okay I gotta give more incentive to the player they can't just be like what the [ __ ] okay hang on okay here they come that that is that to impossible it's up to impossible hang on Taiwan I have a great idea if you go here you go here you go here and you go out there okay guess what I propose take this up we're gonna move these up a little bit [Music] you think it's possible you think it's possible just go from there there's something this is something that eight-year-old would make literally what is the difference okay it's possible it's possible [Music] oh [ __ ] no I don't want to be too bullshitted with it tell you what let's let's give the player a little bit of leverage here because they can't immediately is to be booty blasted with this dumb [ __ ] let's give them easy goombas goombas okay we go cuz then it's like oh I gotta get in there how would you how can i how can i [ __ ] with people with this it's sooo chaotic I think I think having one here we go then you're like I'm gonna do it it's way too long though and then we need [ __ ] where's the powerup okay now I'm gonna give the player a mushroom to speed through with if they want it okay here we go oh my god here we go Joel what oh you'll see you'll see you'll see okay so first of all we need running speed for this you can jump over this by the way they were go all right could you even know you couldn't do that you got you gotta be you need more you need more okay now with that I don't think it's I think it's impossible yeah but what I propose is this triggers up to you got to do some real big big the height you got to do take this out dick dick dick there you go all right now unemployed is too frustrating that would [ __ ] with people that would [ __ ] with people you're like I'm winning I'm winning then you're like [ __ ] [Music] and you're like fine I'll do it the manual way ho Jesus here I go okay and you need you need all these things consider this it doesn't even need to be possibly just seemed possible already this whole level it's just it's just a big ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tell you what let's give a clue to the player get that one that is the one you need you really need that one ok [Music] this level is gonna get so skipped and downloaded and hated or people people's gonna upload this garbage and be like Joel made this and it's really good and if you're like what the who the [ __ ] is Joel and it like this the worst level ever how is this a good level and people are like it's a really good deal level you really have to play and check out oh [ __ ] and we start to see who sets a world record [Music] okay so you gotta hang on see if I even I hate I hate my own level already oh it's [ __ ] frustrating you gotta go all the way in there oh you really got to get that one you know what oh I just got a great idea oh my god hang on hang on just the distraction to be like wow this is really good and let's give the player a little bit more like uh like a little reward for even attempting it I can't wait for you ladies and you like what's wrong with this guy okay zero coins are kind of useless in this I mean they're not if you're playing bream course all right course world but then you're like oh I got to go here then okay and then I'm gonna do a little subtle sort of like go here [ __ ] look - terrible now just looking about to get to it suddenly it's subtle enough right there we go that what let's angle it angle it okay yeah yeah that's that's uh that's uh that's uh that's the thing you know I love that this level we have not even begun to like make anything and already it's like okay I gotta go there there's an actual arrow object or he searched in the object okay well alright well tell you what let's worry about the distracting [ __ ] path later let's start worrying about how to clear this this [ __ ] first okay so in order to beat this you need to be fast as [ __ ] you needle you let's do from the very beginning is heat if even if I could do it here he comes and then run run run run run run run run run don't stop don't stop okay so it's possible it's possible and then I say we get a little bit of this action going into the Dwarf Fortress dude yes yes yes Mon yes Mon okay how do I rotate this guy again that's a great idea that's a great idea be on quality and then let's do horizontal art and then it's just gonna go up there do I want it blue though you gotta make the actual path more subtle [Music] because she do how do I do this oh no oh [ __ ] really I'm complaining with my own level what's wrong with me and then you would could could even get in there you know I say I say we release this a little bit and then oh that's some straight-up Chi so dude how would you do that hang on no no no no no maybe if you do a low one oh gang on it do a more subtle jump this level so subtle right oh god you're trying to make the home Homestar I was gonna say pac-man but alright here we go what if what if the solution of this is not to jump on the second block in like this pretty no no I don't think so what if well now he really looks pac-man II like that like that okay get the coin and you're like oh I've got to get up here and I gotta explore and [ __ ] and you gotta go it that I'm making the most unfun level in the world and I love it alright let's see what I could do here that could be bad how irritating would this be oh oh oh you gotta go real quick I think I do the thing I got what do the thing I'll ever go oh Jesus do the thing do the roar [ __ ] rise again oh [ __ ] no oh no no dude no no no no you know what you could do if you're really good at it you could do this this this is this is always gonna be the most downloaded level in it Marius it's just so [ __ ] my idea was this ready here you get up here right and then you do the this Nikki path which I can't do now okay and I love it let me redo the dick path key it's not to jump good what if I give the player a bit of a like an incentive to go down here hang on we're gonna move this guy do you think you could get that no you couldn't but if you're big more you would just slide down like an idiot so this is just pointless you just have to you know could be a real no more condescending like like you would last you know okay we really gotta get oh hey we're in a minute hey wait a minute this could be more psychological warfare cuz you'd be like oh yeah we really need this star cuz we need we need to get that debt that red thing you know so we gotta go back gonna be super quick about it hey wait a minute yo but then you uh I gotta rethink this I think you know what I got to do ready [Music] you see what I'm trying to do here like delay the [ __ ] out of the player and be like oh I gotta go over here now I gotta go over here Jesus Christ it's that it's that too like you think that's too much like people be like you know what the [ __ ] it's not evil enough okay everything you've done in this level is too much yeah yo what if what if we do all use the little finger no no that's not the one I want I want no no no no no no no no no no I don't think so I don't think so I mean that can't work can it let's see let's see if it goes and then [Music] perfect it's perfect [Music] okay I probably probably could get in right [Music] I think it is impossible actually well tell you what I tell you what let's do this it just gives the player just a little bit of hope you like there it is there it is I sure need to get in oh wait wait wait I want to give a text message before we do that I want to see something if I crouch here oh okay joke [ __ ] ruined yo [ __ ] ruined it I was gonna do okay how about a fake checkpoint yes yes okay where is the hockey checkpoints hang on uh don't up block or is it bumper hey weird sick points out there you have to beat the level from each checkpoint though oh okay I see well that doesn't mean I could I couldn't do this hang on here I go it works but you gotta still do that Oh No why not and we're gonna make it frustrated to do so I'll [ __ ] so how about I do a deaf half in this like what won't be the clever way to include something like that hidden block or something no just [ __ ] up you're making a mess of a block to jump at the checkpoint piece which it's possible I think you bounce on the bottom corner it's it's I guess but make the arrow ice tell what this fake checkpoint idea it's a little too convoluted so I'm gonna rest it but tell what mmm no just make a door to the bottomless void I could do that could do that but I kind of want to don't get distracted too much narrow so you get the first key and then it's already too late no it's not sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't oh no you bid [ __ ] you you'd be [ __ ] you would be [ __ ] okay here we go Yahoo I'm number one if for a moment I'm like actually starts complaining about my own level and they have a like where the [ __ ] do I go down [Music] mm-hmm can I give the player a more okay check this out guys I think I'm actually making a simple flips level as we're speaking this is it I think I wasn't gonna do that but he just turns out that you know there we go okay so what I'm trying to do here is use the actual arrow okay fine I'll do the actual arrow thank you for getting various one arrow sign that goes down they're ready for this listen this is really evil this is so [ __ ] evil and then no that's that's like too much like no you wouldn't even see that I felt like say to the player no no don't go that way like a big John X like Oh [Music] no no that's stupid no tell what this do these go down there for pleasure I can analyze the stupid Barra da da but um Oh [ __ ] stretch we're playing Mario maker to unlock today up call Jeremy he's crying it quit out of simples level sponge balls off the wall if he's got [ __ ] if his crying at simpleflips level he's gonna be cryin diarrhea when it plays this I don't know what that means this is too on the nose [Music] let's start to get through this legitimately cry area that's pretty good yes stop to [ __ ] it's not to [ __ ] II you remember that there to clear this level don't upload it listen a hundo from simpleflips it's a lot of motivation for me to do but no only it took it take me hours to beat my own level just to [ __ ] with people it's the greatest reward on the planet Earth because I know that no money on earth could replace that sweet feeling of people [ __ ] having a bad time or my level alright actually uh I think this is a good start but I think I'm gonna actually leave it here because I want to go back and do more of this but can I can I save the level and just like to go back to it later I didn't do it in one sitting right yeah no no no no because I think yes how do I do that please font closer to turn interest they're worse a player will die when they tries to go back yeah I can do that the robot icon okay we're course but no there we go but here this is jamming sound it's gonna be called what's gonna be called this level it's not done yet of course it's not done it's not done the work in progress let's do uh let's do one more let's do another at course world and then then we're gonna switch games so here we go oh I meant to do endless challenge sorry my bad my bad alright play Ross level but go super expert look actually I can I'm gonna do that okay I thought I said KFC I'm like all right oh it's an alternate one one okay well this is neat - mmm I'm more suspicious why why what terrible level boo what the [ __ ] is this hot piss no no no no no no no things are going so bad for me I want to take another level immediately because I know this is not how we start hypocrite you are know my level my level is this is [ __ ] free I made a level that is fair and good alright it doesn't apply to me okay anyway hey this is pretty fun what's this cross amore sick before by the way oh no a better watch out or I will be dead oh please gonna shoot me in the head then I will be dead and cbt oh it's actually this is a great level actually I love this concept not the CDT Partridge anomaly [Music] gotta get down huh or get it get up Allah slider worked so well oh no they're stealing the stealing they're stealing my ride okay look what a great level I love this this is fantastic Monty mole what a clever ah use of it I was so close to saying CBT what the [ __ ] a lot of clever use of the autoscroller [Music] okay we're going get that [ __ ] to me tell it backups backups backups that's what I'm talking about we have corrupted [Music] Joel what the [ __ ] is CBT is that a game mechanic okay so um an f-zero X on the antenna stick before it's a special level called big blue - there's certain gap you need to get through and it's referred to as the CBT technique you might need samurai goroh for this it's the top speed there's a game mechanic called CBT in the game and there's a certain gap you need to cross as I said lost speed owners use this CBT technique if you look it up online you can find some guides how to do it it's it's it's just beat speed iron bullshit's gaming talk but look it up [Music] OOP [Music] okay well it's more to this awesome level I love this level I love it so much please no touch Luigi okay this is fantasy really one of my favorite level so far I absolutely love it it's so much fun it is so much fun okay pushing this the I need a ruin myself they don't know it's still good it's still gravy oh yeah no no no no what's getting tricky dicky now she's a what a great level [Music] whatever [Music] clown honks is not appropriate for this there's a great level and whatever I have a backup you think it's only fun when you win no that's exactly right it is love us fantastic could I steal this concept for my level and make it bad I mean borrow borrow borrow bar the level designer plagiarism no no no no no no no no influence did you know [Music] you know and Sony was influenced by the the Wiimote when they made their motion controller thing you know different yeah we came up with it on our own I didn't need that [ __ ] okay what makes it worse is your level will get more views than this ever well while time I'll rectify it I'll name my level check out that other level it's better okay that was a really good level actually I really enjoyed it we're very fun I made a level called weed problems can you check it out it's I promise it [ __ ] for you sorry dude but we're playing cool poop now and sorry with a level like that sorry there's no going back [Music] peach adorable Yosh [Music] [Music] sorry I'm just a logo whatever you're nothing to me Yoshi saved me um is getting your nothing okay made it it was a pretty nice level you may shut the stream down cool pop okay tornado alley oh boy oh boy oh boy oh hey this seems like a lot of fun okay well that was it I'm the only one who has these like crazy problems with like tornado twister it's been a tornado twister that highlight video is coming out very soon so be on the lookout for witness instruction coming soon to a YouTube machine near you I will say this people of them have been really respectful of my wishes to not reupload the [ __ ] me no thank you of not uploading the winners instruction videos before I do upload first I was feeling like an [ __ ] for asking that but but you know I like to do my upload first and then you begin to the fan highlights because a lot of people a lot of people's a lot of times people might upload a highlight video that just looks like it uses the the the wash room and they they don't refer to it as like I was a fan highlights in this one is not very fun I'm gonna do anyone okay I'm so used to watching your voice I completely forgot this was live I think it shattered your world what the video said something to me okay so one is a new video coming out soon trouble on airship [Music] big trouble last of them I said it was the last but this is the super last one if you guys ever wonder why I'm so slow on uploading the youtube vods the sounds are weird to say but I honestly feel like sometimes if you upload too much there's too much for people to move view if that makes any sense like what the amount of how long my streams can get on the full stream channel I feel like restricted a little bit so everything in due time I don't get how people can like do like they can make it they can pump out so many videos like I know I am one of the slowest content creators out there for the main channel but I feel people [ __ ] shut up fun I feel people that just crank out content every week it loses its special feel to what you're not I mean like there's no sort of like Janousek crap so whenever I drop a video no matter if it's good or not most of times they aren't I always feel like a people are waited for this you know so you know but I could I could be cranking out way more videos but you know yeah it's just sick quoi listen those that fear hey hey everybody chat laugh at Saffir place cause he's French Canadian and I can do me a favor because it would really make me happy for just like laugh at them I'm gonna get an email tomorrow be like Joe you really mean and I don't want to moderate their chat anymore I was a phase revenge about spooked okay [Music] what you know what you know game I thought people look forward to a little more but they just aren't Luigi's Mansion three well actually it's you know it technically is it oh my god Jesus sir you don't [ __ ] it [ __ ] it - now I'm in it signal 30 because it's you know dark moon right but anyone beside the point I don't see people talking about it too much I mean I see people meme about GUI G but I wish people will talk about it just a little bit more because I think it's really cool but I also think that the word the name GUI G is like someone was not right someone was not feeling right that day when I wrote it go back now okay they will when it comes out that's true how we're going back now oh I guess I got out no that's not it [Music] how much do I need to backtrack here that's actually a pretty good level oh that's some nice ass dodging guys I'm gonna talk about something that is completely and as really weird I don't know where comments I I really want to play Mario Mario 3 now you should looking at my Nintendo right now like I would I play the original again reach the goal offender feeding off 37 for an opponent's oh I see while these levels huh yeah I didn't see the level condition thing you know now I suffer for it this lobbyist became very own fun it's like metric too how do you miss that thing it's right in front of you blind bet I think it was too busy reading funny chat comments like Joel equaled diarrhea head okay that I probably can do this but I can probably be playing more fun levels I don't know that I don't know trust an icicle soon [Music] now that's better that's better okay [Music] oh you these moon walks moon jumps I guess whatever deal with him I need to get up here huh oh all right if you say so can I say I love the ghost house music in this it's a fantastic hey hey now I'm gonna attempt something that is gonna blow your [ __ ] mind [Music] no I couldn't do that I thought it would work but okay mm-hm this might be a Mario 3 thing going on over there just hit him block to get up on one of these but do okay so if I can't go up there but do you think it's possible for me to like know that we that would be impossible no no no no no [ __ ] so I somehow gotta find myself in here but hmm here's a little controversial opinion that I may or may not have any bear and I realized but I think that Mario maker to place and it's only if the next innocence like this game it is Mario maker but it also feels very much to its own kind of like world if that makes any sense like it uses the aesthetics and the the core principles establishing the previous Mario games but it's like it sometimes doesn't feel like you're just playing more Mario levels it feels like it's its own sort of community and and you know which is true but but I'm trying to say it's more like if you were look if we just straight up Mario levels it's not quite that it's it's more so yeah I don't know I don't know I'm trying to say I'm monkey okay now do I need that guy the cheetah may cancel make the animation prettier yeah yeah it's true but it still plays Mario yeah I guess what I'm trying to say her most levels here isn't what ROM hex try to do ROM X are more like straightforward here's more Mario levels and Mario maker two levels are more they feel more not trollee but they feel Mario maker II does that make sense I don't know if i short and sweeter I guess it would say you know that's what I'm tryna say Mario maker is more so compact fun package there's a lot of like abrasiveness immediately whereas in a romhack I feel it could be more longer I guess I'm having a dum-dum moment - I know what you're saying but can't put it into words yeah I'm monkey oh Lord [Music] well I just found out about the [ __ ] collard greens was that's like Thanksgiving food right collard greens I was watching these videos about Thanksgiving for them I thought the [ __ ] is a caller grain collard green but this is like American super vegetable or whatever it's southern food this is collard greens like bad searching these recipe videos [Music] is it like is it there refined dirt hyper broccoli what made out of people but why were you watching Thanksgiving videos South us [ __ ] you I don't know why watch Thanksgiving videos sometimes how you watch things at 3:00 a.m. and it might be bad Lance chugs or it might be God knows why I don't know man sometimes he's watched videos that you don't know why you're watching them you know that's not that weird you know like there's a lot watch a lot of deep frying videos boom boom see this is the guy I know or so I thought huggers were yummy we cook them with smoked turkey necks or fat back smoked turkey necks up what turkey neck like like are you talking about just sinew and and and cartilage you know that the Department the the what turkey neck what so you eating head [Music] sorry turkey Turkey turkey stuff is messing me up here I probably can't play anymore this cuz I'm so my head but he's never had smoked turkey necks well we'll do more and more I make it but now I'm so intrigued by this what are you talking about turkey neck turkey neck [ __ ] is this yeah whoa what's this yeah right what is this you guys eat this it's a bone is it bone this is bone y'all you eat this what is that what is that [Music] guys I'm not good I'm not gonna band for light showing genitals on stream what is that I don't know I don't like that hey by the way any are you sweet still watching did anybody find that that link actually I'm gonna check something real quick someone else has it not thinking nobody found it but I want to be talking you guys eat rotten ass fish yeah but it is it's fish and not just bones you cook the bones for flavor yeah but that's pork broth you don't you know Jesus this is it this is a joke you guys eat this for Thanksgiving I thought Thanksgiving food was like you know big old chicken is [ __ ] this looks like this looks like a ritual this looks like something you would invoke the devil with oh [ __ ] okay turkey neck amazing deep-fry this July livid message massachu massachusetts massachusetts oh my god i'm gonna end maura make it to here but for a moment they are turning to jimmy Onishi you know when you laugh at people mispronouncing stuff and then you're like no better yourself that just happened to me if you don't know what the [ __ ] I was just referring to is watch this [Laughter] [ __ ] okay yeah neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh [ __ ] sake this this joke it could be even better [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] Japanese game shows okay [Music] okay okay I'm fine I'm fine that's that's more omega2 for today hope you all enjoyed I will be right back with more 3d movie maker sorry about that be right back [ __ ]

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 89,520

Rating: 4.9161472 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, super, mario, maker 2, level, troll, rage, worst, puzzle, switch, koopa, car, simpleflips, luigi, desert, bus, creator, bad, impossible, bowser, cat, tricky, kaizo, pizza, spaghetti

Id: PR29TXx_Go4

Length: 182min 14sec (10934 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 08 2019