[Vinesauce] Joel - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl ( Part 5 )

it's going to be a interesting cyka blyat tonight because well we're at a part where I'm kind of stuck unless I play really good I'm sure I'm currently in the brain scorcher area and the game is hard as [ __ ] right now and the only way I can survive this is if I play 200% good yeah that's gonna happen tonight right yeah so this this might end in disaster but hey we're all here for the disaster huh oh you really should have stocked up I thought it was fine but the thing is I have the moon drop anomaly which means I can run through everything which is actually kind of a strategy I've developed it's not a very good one but it seems we are on our way stuck unless I play good so you might as well retire the stream right here cancel the stream cancel the stream are [ __ ] you idiot okay here we go so it teach cues like back right they were bankrupt for a while and they came back or saw heard right too so they're back now on all right so here's the thing about this I got to go back and meet a guy somebody for me that there's a guy in the game I need to talk to you before I finish this game we're gonna do we're gonna have all the [ __ ] way back to werewolf and and the the Drina [ __ ] all right okay now here here we go my mouse is a little too far off the North THQ Nordic is teasing bringing back time splitter since they bought the IP oh that's neat yeah yeah yeah I'll do that that I killed mama cheeki breeki so yes I'm gonna do this we're gonna do headshots only it's a guy right there no that's a dead body so I'll quick save oh man it's like I'm gonna scarce and meeting a bloodsucker in a bow [ __ ] [ __ ] me god damn that's like I was shot in real life [ __ ] you [ __ ] you god damn holy [ __ ] pay attention stalker Masuka is this the end game yeah I can't even answer that actually cuz this is my first time playing this game well it's not my first time playing this game but it is like turn the difficulty no I'm not gonna turn the difficulty down because I want it like this it's Master difficulty okay it's all in the mind really tell what's how it let's let's get down on this level so again and ever every time or kill somebody we gotta reload alright mom hmm okay I gotta wash up that what let's get a health kit due to many health gets do I so this should probably change my gear if I had any man but my bandages though it's real tense soon by the way I like how the the scope is in widescreen it's looked like it looked like it's four by three stretch to 69 oh Jesus you want a tango - guys - [ __ ] guys yeah well let's see if I can just like this I think I can do that might actually kind of work where am i what kind of [ __ ] beyond space and time what what the [ __ ] is this dude kill me so hard I dude those are my legs guys this is my torso this Dorito chip arm arm long boy leg leg I'm like a hundred kilometers oh my god oh my god I am the zone but that is [ __ ] funny I can't do that again well well it happens again almost - maybe not - yep that's me [ __ ] can't even take this guy down do those exoskeleton suits or whatever they're called [ __ ] their whoo there's something else huh tell what let's wait until he reloads but actually work that was a strategy let's get that knife out so we can you know a knife knife knife nothing huh probably unload their guns by the way I have plenty of guns by the way you just say no [ __ ] say what let's actually get these guys soon another guy some of the guy sit where'd he go the what the hell interesting okay you'll probably start getting out of here now who thank you so much dissolve a Bushwick boot Bushwhacker what Bushwhacker yes they called me that because you know the gets pretty lonely in the zone you know there is no ladies and you know I'm pretty self conscious about my shrub coming out that means go in Russian oh [ __ ] okay actually Kirsten listen every every every shot I do that is not a headshot it's a waste so we might as well just get everything done the right way [ __ ] it's real [ __ ] scary this game like when it gets to this point where like any bullet can kill you then this game is [ __ ] you know it's you're really on the edge of your seat constantly [ __ ] okay good so I'm gonna eat some breads oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is a guy come from oh I was quickly switch of the shotgun here he'll get this okay good it's another exoskeleton guy though I need this Oh ty what it's to waste no it's gonna be a guy on the right - I [ __ ] see ya dude where it's a bright in the meantime [ __ ] no bread sausage its we'll see okay not coming for me yet oh yes switch out the shot uh better guns here I say better but like quotation marks because you know this blood sucker died okay yes tenses [ __ ] I'm not even worried about this part of the game that gives the part where we gotta like exit out the the this whole area but the brain scorcher that's gonna be [ __ ] hell to do goddamn like a healthy so what this might be a waste but [ __ ] it I mean how dudes are out there but no [ __ ] whoa uh anomaly cancers only boys ever shot that ain't a headshot it's a waste yeah real pro place huh feel like a [ __ ] Solid Snake going in here Solid Snake you spoke them hit a jump whoa my name's Solid Snake mission destroy suka gear the dah dah dah dah dah dah dah to eat wheat Meatwad wha I am solid cyka cyka snake almost out of here almost - it's all you dude yeah yeah we had short instead it's not a headshot is a mistake okay well dude just got deleted that that [ __ ] just got deleted know various I think what the say was let's run like it oh good delete suka you always said an oblivion death sound say what I would idea it's gonna stand around the corner here but I'm gonna blast him in the [ __ ] head free breads free bread [ __ ] are you doing bro double kill actual legitimate don't god oh you [ __ ] standing on the stairs I guess you lost the bet those other two guys god damn oh [ __ ] these guys are tough they're tough as nails bald man you want to get him in the feet the food that he's laughing me whoa how are you alive how are you alive how are you alive that's illegal what the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] he resurrected the Thomas space-time wizard okay where's that that guy did he's miss place in time I think he did I gotta watch my ass hair any moment now these guys are gonna shoot my ass soon he's look he loaded the same - okay time wizard probably shouldn't be equipping the shotgun for this but then again I'll have too much ammo all right let's see your one shot activated well that's him yeah I'm on a killing spree here tonight okay got that guy two on two bullets left let's rock and roll dude if I have time to do this there's no guys showing up randomly anyway you a do one how you doing just resting just resting my eyes don't see here that is the am i watching my gone by the way sleepy boys well breads Oh bread son I grenade them okay see these guys are not too much more trouble to take down it's the skies with the exosuits that are just unbelievably difficult ooh time soon without unbelievably difficult but they are a definite challenge compare these guys so what that guy doors locked oh [ __ ] oh I gotta take a detour huh [ __ ] lock doors hello pretty be it stuff it's real tough good head shots though I won't activate mine my flashlight either because I don't reveal my position but I might have to every shot that is not a good shot is a mistake why do I have to do sixes that is stupid as hell but if yet are that gun sucks right - shits okay wait a minute I saw something I gotta go around here huh it's Korea oh man Oh but it's real spooky ah huh oh [ __ ] where the [ __ ] dude shoved my dick off what the [ __ ] goddamn till I have some I have a [ __ ] spicy surprise just for you buddy what an [ __ ] a tactical squad seems a weird song that it doesn't like the quicksaves you do aren't like a hundred percent in real-time we're like it even though you're dead they can move around like I don't know how this works need to be a warning shot dude you better watch out that's a warning shot think about what you've done okay I know why I keep going around with the shotgun but I I feel slightly more confident using something that that's more stopping power immediately in the head warning head shot - oh hell yeah come here free candy and soda yum yum in tum never go I can do I can do Morse code in okay man there's something going on in this area I don't know if their brain scorcher activity or whatever but a lot of people just keep this weird oh Jesus Christ man know what let's switch over to our regular going here that has no ammo a bullets let's rock and roll so just semi-automatic and let's hope for the best shot I'm running oh my god I got sandwiched whoa I like that every every glitch in this game could be explained in some sort of like even cannon lore I could just the zone it's just the zone don't worry about it too much you saw that he got taken to the super zone so I can probably reload this but as you keeping this as S's oh man downtown Ton Ton Ton Ton Ton Ton it's not a guy over there nothing yet that scalpel just exploded oh mama mama oh oh oh man guys I think I'm almost out I think I'm almost out of here let me guess it's a lot of dudes camping out here I actually got him take all that thank you Arrington I thought I was gonna drop down like three mana life exosuit dudes but nope kind of lenient at the end it only gets worse oh how did I know you reload listen to the other end wait a minute this ammo is Full Metal Jacket oh it's because there's all this magazine that I've gone into this gun is already full of ammo I guess you know what I could do I could unload this one let's do a little module think here thanks man how old is this game I think is from 2007 so it's probably 11 years old or just weird to say but it's true name us a few years on it but I I say it's a really good game I mean that's because I like some of the jank in this game some people would probably scoff at this and be like this game is crap oh but I don't think so okay we're gonna do a one to shoenice here holy mother [ __ ] holy [ __ ] well thank [ __ ] god cuz I got that grenade here we go eat this come on step right up the shrine of the silver monkey I know you guys are hiding out there huh aha damn then what you want you want to duke it up hard you firing me Oh assistance whoa whoa vech vech police Ben Beck police that police steam ok yes we really are staying here then eat that sausage Lucy I know that they know I'm here and I know they're there it's a war of attrition at this point here we go Solid Snake over here okay I'm running all the way back by the way so you know I'm running towards a guy in the starting area because he has a lot of Secrets so that I need to know whatever well this is rough wait a minute are guns what is this compatible with DP 37 it's just a DP 37 yes it is well [ __ ] get their ammo idiot okay Oh relax you're walking to the walking to the are they mune against the anomalies no he has no what man you know how that guy was so smart with the wood that guy is the opposite of that guy just crash down a little bit oh the accuracy of these guns man woof there's no nothing I can do it's the what we're dealing with Monica night no way well this this is hurts my my flesh entirely okay no no we're definitely not doing that bath are there mods for this game yes this game is one of the most modded games ever because a lot of people felt obligated to like to fix the game quote-unquote this is the original with like like a restoration patch which makes the base game better played but yeah there's a ton some mods for this game really that's there is so many ok what I have an idea unless any of these guys sneak up on me I think I have a pretty did their guns just change ok here's what we're gonna do we're gonna wait for these guys I don't know if they they are smart enough to uh careful enough to do this oh man I think they're coming my way some of these guys sneak up on me yeah they're waiting they're waiting right come on okay biggie biggie Oh got him okay doing some progress see here let's get oh yes thank you and some ammo for my other going good who are usually why are you burning bones what what the hell are you doing Wow that's burned to skeleton it's kind enough he's dead guys let's try this idea out go man go here comes Donkey Kong a plan slightly failed I was gonna have it rolled on all the way back but it's a bone fire all please shut up don't worry about it dude oh that anomalies real happy I like to sing uh oh Lord here we go hey what's up dude hey these guys are my friends I like you guys oh man yeah hey don't worry about it - okay that what Leggett thank are for this anomaly it's just the best to [ __ ] go he's [ __ ] go man and stop runner this anomaly is just the best so what is that sniper rifle hang on what was that y'all take this thank you rocket launcher dude okay I'm gonna drop one of these guns real quick [ __ ] tell if this drop this one yes bye bye okay I can do this I can do this got a deal on some of these guys tell us no [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa what the hell whoa what the oh what the [ __ ] oh my god this place is crazy he was taking by the zone tell it you can probably unload this and just drop it real quick I nee I need that extra sprint ability because [ __ ] on a little bit overweight though hang on it's gonna go real quick all right don't blink drink all my energy drinks that I currently have you said we can drop a little bit more and we're gonna draw up some oh my god uh [ __ ] it let's drink some vodka I'm Pony pop by Russian pop my let's go three [ __ ] bottles of vodka Oh My gods working it's working the power of vodka oh my [ __ ] lord the vodka Ron I'm going blind I'm so drunk I'm so wasted it worked I'm outta here [Laughter] monster energy vodka let's go boys ah man we're through okay oh thank god you should bind the medkit concepted to one of the buttons to see hey friend dude I'm [ __ ] up yeah so probably dude what is the button to do that real quick trolls inventory quick med kit II it's II know what would would know that's Lane what II but that's that's Lane for me what though cuz look look look I mean like capital Oh sci-fi this whole shift and you know what the just that I can't provide its duct these drop weapon be does not fatality will be it will be be four bullets here we go third person view hang on let's try this out look Mouse for sure whatever then we're gonna do bleats by the way I'm using masks for to play this game by the way so because my mouth is broken but good so this it whoa well look well badass I can actually see myself a third person this what I looked like all along it awesome wow look at this dope bop boom ba boom ba boom try to run with it try to run with that weapons a third person okay me the knife about the bolts I'm coming for that ass coming for that ass oh I love this I love the third person in this was that much my purpose but it's just cool you know this one too always common take this one out this is this is uh okay oh [ __ ] I think I ruined the tango mic options controls and then we're gonna go into first part which would be this and this will be this there I am as if I've been killing these dudes all along this has been me man this is me yeah awesome then my pistol to my bolts okay animation gets to drop all the weapons huh oh my god dude [ __ ] the runo no [ __ ] way dude I shudder ran through I should have ran through the entire area and just done this [ __ ] there we go I did that's incredible that is incredible let's see I look at the rocket launcher holy [ __ ] oh dude yes I'm talking about dude the buckle budgets go let go okay after all this time if I you see how I looked that's interesting all right well now we know now we know hey guys it's poppin' can I talk to you guys huh yeah well what does your ice buy I'll slice by okay unequipped the armor - okay fine it look like oh my god that's me that's me all along great tangle I want to do can I can I pull this off yes he's a major [ __ ] dude cause he's a major [ __ ] pajamas all right but this is what it look like I like to be more anonymous but with my follow oh my god dude it's like a mating dance everybody likes to jiggle commands to check one well that's what he saw yeah I'm gonna miss with the Blitz poor interesting well you know I managed to get out of that that situation pretty okay Joe will interact with the truck what truck this truck this one thing I thought of all the moths that I wish I was installed in this was this that this is vanilla this is no more these patches Car Mods would then fantastic in do you want the best gun in the game we're not sure how do it's nearby huh Car Mods is broken exactly I want to do it freedom base yeah but I gotta join freedom and I don't even know what all the ideologies of the these guys are you know they scrap they have the off course in the game yeah okay ooh mama the literal hippies freedom smoke weed and loot artifacts it okay but I need to I need to know why I should join them I shouldn't be knocking on the door being like you know hey what's up I need to know I need to know what everybody believes in there's a Hilah leaning on not believing on anyone I don't like to join factors in games cuz they're like I don't want to be no one slave man I'm on my own I am I offer my services to do the highest bidder you know I'm a free thinker dammit - what's this wind a freedom suit take a look that's neat beautiful yes you know it it's beautiful beautiful that's me hey what we're gonna we're gonna have this we're gonna settle it off actually how much better is it wait a minute some things are better but but yeah this one is better but it's also broke in the one I have currently so you know hey the rival faction will attack you if you walk around in freedom suits oh okay you can pretend you notice the joint for you to go inside the base oh nice look at all this band the jackets tell her we can probably get this to is I'm gonna sell a lot of my stuff just just to get my [ __ ] back you know and the my [ __ ] back I mean turns on money I need to my [ __ ] back not too many people around all right what do you guys want to hmm the Lord brother I am a duty member we here on the mission would you like to join us I'm good I got to the bar a loner loner Tim you guys are all y'all got suits on huh you have a little sleepover huh oh okay well you guys you guys all hang out alright to assist the freedoms barrier outpost well and now I get the [ __ ] fail but I did I did I won that that's all we wrestled with last stream okay several weeks later that's funny alright whatever great job Joel yeah well we can probably get an injured drink oh I've wasted all them cuz I was gonna drink whatever parallettes some some people ban energy drinks and alcohol together like I can't do it and I know it's not good for you but yeah I don't know man I drank a lot of those in the problem I'd ace that's that way huh and then we're back we're gonna go - go - barkeep real quick in there complete arena yet now not yet it's pretty bad it's definitely not something I recommend you doing I don't I don't recommend out drinking alcohol whatsoever though oh mama Joel the stache mmm the stache hang on uh where - right there right there mmm tell what let's go get it - ain't got nothing better to do [ __ ] up your health the alcohol is bad for you man no no the least fish just this thing to the side here oh hang on I put it can i you're too exhausted to walk but I don't want to walk on a climb they're good I don't think that's it I don't think that's it could it be in here no mMmmm if that's on it and you guys gonna be all pissed off if I ain't there ah oh you mean here okay hang on you guys going to be pissed off right you guys are gonna I'm not inside the base I'm not inside the base I am now [Laughter] damn hate my weight but when I die I might of do these break my suit no okay be careful when we do this because I know they don't want me in here but you know I almost up here Oh maximum exploding nice here we go oh wait a minute I'm inside this base now Oh No Oh dios mio where's this huh I'm in hey I couldn't find the thing yes okay with me sneaking anyway right hmm maybe it's on the roof the invited you in on the last stream really this cut up outsiders may not enter barkeep told me that your relationship has some sort of assignment from you yes you let us know about you but before we let qu now I want to brief you on the rules so listen also simple first true it's forbidden to shoot on territory if you break the rule twice but trouble up the fire on you even if you make a run for it you want appear on our territory again we're going to make sure that if you get calmly you want any problems cutting anything else that's enough you can pass okay I need let outside listen where did you name always come from there's a war going on right we're finding freedom bandits we have regular skirmishes with our fighters in the world territory a war with freedom why because there is no place for those freedom bands in the zone they must be destroyed if you need to stay go to the S to the ball keep no no no no we saw that out good now we're cool now we're cool see it's important to communicate you know destroyed destroyed s could it be this this is the step this is the stache oh this is the stache thorn sort of the interaction between anomaly burnt fizz fizz burnt fuss and the body of a careless stalker throw her out of work the body out of this owner no matter what okay but it also helps clean the body of radiant nucleoid quite well just ran and cheap get it anyway just sell it I'll do done wait to have it to continue okay then what eat eat eat die what should I drop why do I have this this gun sucks dude drop that [ __ ] okay do they have any traders in in freedom man like I said what are you standing there for do you want nothing this is where you guys hang out huh hey man it looks so good join duty we need good fighters I only joined recently look at the cool uniform they gave me dude this guy I know it's what's up hey bro brewski I got this sweet dude dude this guy's like me dude look how cool I am there's something interesting later the Mercs and become more reactive and we also call them Marauders then the kind of sooo I know don't know if you heard kind of like band except experts in the way the world strange thing they used to prefer to attack stalkers because of late I become more interested in scientists you look at any case I want to put it past them to shoot your head off either okay this is not a traitor guy they gave me this cool suit what well vine you'll sleep you this guy okay hey man I'm listening no no I'm not even here to do a job don't bump bump on on up on but on down on and on [Laughter] are you the traitor here nope eat the meat yes good day boy you got some vodka on sale you aren't the trader or ya know hmm gotta smoke me some radioactivity got my barbecue shoes on put a shoe locum okay hmm oh no no bullet holes it's not very those are some good bullet holes man props whoever made this they look great the trader man nope gonna be somewhere here well there's more stuff here though there's more stuff hello are you a traitor I'm loosening Oh what the [ __ ] look at this but Rinku what guess what you're getting this you're getting that and guess what just because I'm so nice I'm gonna throw you some some of this [ __ ] and this is 556 45,000 to 645 556 45 I don't need this crap there the suit is better are you talking about sadly rope and the role-playing game okay fine yeah probably not no way man that's it's gonna help me out of like a shitty situation man your current suit is too beat up okay so you think I should sell this just to get this but you can't you can't repair your suits right so it's like whatever mmm don't sell the g36 but they're so common I'll tell you what then we'll just really solve this and then we'll sell myself thorn because I don't need that bleeding because all right keep the radioactive seed you lead in Chernobyl yeah that's it's my [ __ ] recent you know what else slime cell slime searches good still blood probably sell stone blood to tell it's for this let's do this you need to get a new suit is too damaged I could probably buy one you know give me all this so seizure maybe that give me that too thanks a lot of money have fifty four fifty two thousand thunder s14 now this is one any good god damn it's expensive holy [ __ ] like ten bucks this money way anything no it's good but ammo is rare buy energy drinks I don't need engineering's in this game because I have infinite run I don't know that what let's get let's get some ammo cuz that's what I need the most yeah seems like a good idea I've been looking for freedom what the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] was that guy's deal what's happening what the [ __ ] is he doing what whoa whoa [ __ ] is this guy they send an assassin after me hey dude the [ __ ] this guy's problem military how this [ __ ] the military get in here well well we I'm gonna I'm gonna see what happens out of here got a military's invading huh what the [ __ ] is this guy doing here it's doctor we have radiant day I just got cool actual of this happening I've been taking care of ah nah interesting idiot what maybe you tell her I'm gonna get this unloaded and drop it interesting that what I have an idea let's see this this thing will see your impact let's let's keep this suit on for now the one I need radioactive protection that's that's when we'll get that you know sixty god damn okay I have a lot of ammo but what am i do want do I not need right now am this I need thunder don't there I don't know if I need this though but the toughest really it Emma doesn't really weigh anything really alright let's eat some of that there we go now we're good alright what's happening with shotgun in nine millimeters is pretty much useless at this point you know I I agree honestly just [ __ ] tell about this is by there did I sell it I said don't stir did a man I like how he's cooking a whole head alright tell what this nine-millimeter [ __ ] it's gotta go I don't need any of this there's so much of it - damn ex do not want this $200,000 fought oh I want that I want dad military arm suit didn't damla schoolís [ __ ] you can't run with mix oh yeah that's right that's right hmm then what I have an idea Mika moon liked that idea sell Stone blood it's kind of bad look at this it's got more health regeneration but like like I don't know I want to say the combination I have right now Nika which decreases bleeding and then we have you know bullying - 400 that's a little chemical burn on it and door and look at that moonlight these run forever and then sparkler which is just a little less electrical shock but look at that endurance though and then what I could add this distortion is kind of - radiation but my bleeding will be bad slug though slogging so bad I'm thinking are getting slug on because it burn and chemical it's like that's not too bad the let's get slug on that's good eight and urgent it's urgent sells for a lot that it's suck it's not very good I'm thinking of actually selling her chin and stone blood yeah sell your extra pistol well I still have ammo for the black kite and and the Big Ben you know [ __ ] no keep it to remove radiation I mean all right yeah but Stone bloodstone blood is pretty useless honestly because a health 200 doesn't mean that much technically it just doesn't know it remove a sparkler clip urgent and you won't need a radiation suit then I guess because we already have all this endurance from this so and then then again I can just run anyway so alright but the guy's bleeding a hundred but then again I can't or act out with Myka anyway so alright this'll be it and then we have like no radiation so uh sick combo boo do you want a rock I'm not a rookie I'm like you know big boy let's see my rank by the way I'm ranked 32 you see I'm an expert I'm an expert in because I'm actually in the high score of stalk good damn dude this guy's the best ever though I am the best man ever all right Ella we're gonna do uh yeah yeah yeah don't worry about it ty what I have an idea what is what if why can't I quit this Oh cuz I'm in the bar sorry abandoned and in top 10 D top ten but he's really good you know you can actually meet all these people from the scoreboard yeah yeah I heard he was the best bro I was thinking maybe this is a really dumb dumb idea but I was thinking maybe now that have bullets inside this gun the actual magazine will be put in so they would weigh less but then that makes no sense a real vine you'll think moment I'm sorry and then we have the other one because bullets bullets just not like they're not like shotgun shells you're not I mean they don't know they're not taking care taken out of like a magazine to be put into a gun like a real stupid bullets way less if they're in a gun go [ __ ] yourself well we're gonna run all the way back I'm gonna around all the way back what is really weighing me down you guys have an idea how about I put someone some [ __ ] in my stash for now so I can just I don't need to do this now ideas for you - chicken bird we're gonna put the rocket launcher in just for special occasions shooting another camp yeah but it was it was a it was a it was a joke goon it's funny hehe okay here we go I should just sell this stuff honestly like this and this put it in here for now tell what one Ron Rochard will do and let's put this aside too because I don't need currently and this is yeah won't you decide this but puts you in my stash you know all right setting up personal stashes is cozy I guess look one of the pistols we you don't know if I'm gonna run out and I desperately need something to get out of a bad situation you know supersonic racing nice we're gonna go all the way back to the camp because there's someone at camp that has vital information to me that I don't know about yet did one says rope how much it's several paint game the RPG way oh my god I read that in Schad I'm like cuz you guys usually ask me about JRPGs and stuff like that so I'm like okay oh my god dude what the [ __ ] what the what that dude this is gone yo you know this pistol man I don't know what am I you seeing it I'm using the regular black guy but I need the the big bein there a big bin it's what you want where he ran off to where you that man NASA you want the Big Ben I missed I missed trying out cuz I never need to get to use this yes the the legendary marked one died by a dog pathetic oh really find your pip-boy spine I should put that as a better twitch TV mode oh yeah can swear channel in this morning forgot about that yes bloody dirty I always laugh when you play like a really legendary meeting in character and you're like you just die in the shittiest way like not not canon deaths that I'm saying like accidental he-he-ha-ha deaths like you slipped down or like a like the Grand Canyon or something like that and it's just that's how he died and in in the lore of this world they would then say yes marked one died by a random dog and they try to make up some story about it like yes but this dog was it was a the strongest dog in the in the zone but that's not really it was just like a dog like he tripped over a rock or something you're not I mean like what the [ __ ] you hey guys kirsta this guy he's playing with gloves on he slipped on a banana a single dog just some dog i said running like this is the best was my opinion the metro games on our play metric means but definitely my interest in those games have multiplied by after playing this game you know you can find a stalker with an exoskeleton playing guitar damn this guy spending forever just been rotting away you it's probably all like like literally skins [ __ ] falling off his stuff man somebody's bothered but then he gets the zone so hey because I didn't eat breakfast I'm gonna have a big big old lunch whoa whoa whoa whoa are you Bell Cooley right there hmm mark want drank too much vodka and slept in a bloodsuckers ass yes but yeah the Metro games definitely one of these days I got to get to that they look way more polished than these games like this games have so much jack in the mat Metra looks like legitimate like stuff you could like just say I'll play Metro all cool like when you say oh I applied stalker like in psychic what's mods like na na vanilla it's like are you the guy it's the guy Hey Hey look bro - bro dear God I need to see dr. well look at that how do you know dr. ghost sent me help me get in touch with doctors urgent well why did you say so doctor is a sterile ox hiding place if you are who you say you are you probably know where this no thank you tell me something interesting nothing I don't know squat okay he looks like a special boy what was that what's that what what I was supposed to do that was it wait a minute wait a minute so now that we're done that you know one scroll out the scroll out of here dark tell ya Yan tired yaaay she had a no bill you don't want to go there dude this is bar young tire so where do I got a goal left from trash to zone you know talk about the the original place I was at right then I gotta go to tasks he'll still look you're on uh we gotta go all the way oh my god wait what I'll [ __ ] you um oh oh that's not too far off Oh what okay if you say so Oh a group um oh I know that place somebody shot at me you're relaxing oh it's not so bad you can run forever yeah you can handle it yeah I don't worry about it get in the car and drive there well iostream fallout 1/2 or new vegas l will definitely stream fallout 1 because it's my favorite Fallout game dad let's round that game was fantastic but new Vegas I kind of played kinda with you know Shane's quest but yeah we'll see we will see no you didn't well the worst stream yeah that was a terrible stream but it was intentionally terrible you know a lot of how this about momentum - you're running this game where you're like whoa he's sliding around like you're on ice in sneak peak to spook tobert line up you mean some of these games hmm well I can't really tell you exactly what it is but I will tell you this the games this year some are really good and some are really bad that's all I could say I mean last year was like a combination like here's some actual good ones and here's some like what uh you know but yeah this is what you're gonna see you're gonna be surprised tell you that like we have our this this year I have a really good one like actual really good quality in whatever dude I feel a little taught tower coming on it a little thought at the moment [ __ ] okay interesting no you can't go there an invisible wall anomaly yeah I feel a little that spicy thought and happening you know whoa whoa loud dogs whoa whoa whoa whoa [ __ ] are you [ __ ] doing dogs huh goddamn dogs our L shouldn't be using this much ammo but that'll teach him that off T's enough to [ __ ] with me [Music] mister on dude yeah but it was funny alright anyway a law of the corpus still remain it generally makes me laugh except what happened in this area know what why would you like care about these corpses but hold it [ __ ] I met a bad decision coming here hang on probably get some some stashes but who let their dogs remember that when that song was like at its height of the public their song was everywhere who let their dogs out that guy did there was two like early 2000 sucks that was just like Oh God make it shut up it was the ketchup song I say about a boob a dweeby a DVD ba ba ba ba ba ba dee da ba da ba ba ba doop you know that song yeah that song and who let the dogs out and it was just like I hated both of them and everybody was just dancing up and down about those songs and like make it stop absolutely hated it frozen was pretty bad too well that wasn't like a really song you heard you know why the [ __ ] am I going here this isn't even the [ __ ] place is it like what why why don't I get any get get there yes you gotta find the man who worked but this is the man Oh enter the sewers turtles in time now hello doggy this isn't the place right then huh is it hello doggy oh hey where did it go well I know if I should be out here Oh God you relax an hour I know at any moment I'm gonna see holy [ __ ] that dog explode I don't what the [ __ ] happened what goddamn meat zone jesus christ almighty I think I know what the the let the meat hole is but the manhole the meat dog it's around here and then you got a like it's up here maybe is it to desire early for garden it's over here I think yeah this is the way this is the way this is do we see here uh left this is the work I had you all by getting to the fist of the north star into fist of the north star do I start with the movie or the TV series with Steve series the movies like a compromised version which is like it's still okay but it's really confusing us it's like a bunch of [ __ ] but wait wait hang on hang on hang on hang on isn't this literally where it is anyway I gotta take care of these guys real quick you a buddy buddy old chum now huh here we go there it is I'm fine going back here huh back in the fun spot so my first encounter with the with the bloodsucker and hopefully my last right no bloodsuckers market is still around holy [ __ ] goddamn yes last he's right behind me do these kind of like eat my heel soon but this is the wrong way [ __ ] thank God I have this running ability though here it is here it is [Music] whoa hey trailer trailer come on man wake up this better what the hell are you doing man have you lost your memory or something we're the one who suggested that we take this precaution wait a minute I'm Strahovski alive look it's day lock we've got no time so I need you to listen to me everything you have said about the monolith is true it is just an illusion manufactured in a lab mix - the sarcophagus nobody nobody who reached the monolith has ever come back looks like they have died there no shadow but anyway while you're away I dug up some more info and basically there is a decoder to open the door which leads to the monolith controls this decoder is hidden in a stash and prepend now I'm going to give you the coordinates of this - and I'm giving you the key to open it I want you to take the decoder and I want you to find the door in the sarcophagus and then you well you'll know what to do but it seems that this is the only way of uncovering the zones real secret this is the one you have been trying to work out strelok did you have to blow me up though did you have to blow me up to tell me that teases me I know what what huh what what what am i seeing in front of me boss the sounds gone okay I thought it's like a piece of stapler I'm like okay so I am strelok all along huh huh interesting plot twist I guess sin thought I looked a little familiar I thought my you know with the suit on but huh I guess I guess it was true all along I was that guy so I I am I have always been the zones toughest [ __ ] you know as if it was me all along it was the blue Atman these artifacts fireball fireball ain't that good take that thing on and you die - I thought strelok died - a dog all along I don't want this it's kind of it's these were my good sir I forgot about them they were all here remember this for like part one all these [ __ ] guns oh my god I remember them he said the zone is glue them together what the [ __ ] oh my god that that's that's funny that's greatest family reunion man but the question is why why was there like we found strelok but like you man I guess I'll find out soon though but okay so now I'm just here's how close am I to the ending now that I've seen never found this out I'm a very close or very close do you think I can finish this can I finish this tonight - you think today rather sorry my bad Thanks not today yes go to the power station you can rush standing but the game has multiple endings interesting depends on how good your shoot is the last part of the game has 10 million monolith fighters and it's the hardest part or really tell what I got some beef with you I remember you okay buddy he stares me you should be dead this do you know and that's then then steady and look died I gotta go to bleep yet and get the encoder yeah can't catch do dear Lord Kim studio look sounds a lot like Estella which is like a Swedish chips manufacturer that I actually legitimately have in my storage my food storage and I'm gonna have some Estrela chips to celebrate tuna so why do that [ __ ] that quick load [ __ ] what am i doing okay remember a regular potato chip or grill I both have barbeque chips which is you know Gideon ships and then I have fresh island chips which is like paprika and sour cream bump bump bump up on I'm a bump bump on the bone alright so what it's the first thing we should do here man tasks secret stash no no no no no that's not what we need to do so I gotta go to prypiat little bit fun the encoder huh you're finishing this tonight if not I'm going to class cut I asked you guys should I stop here so I can finish stalker next stream I'll see ya I think I got to go into the go to hotel this is the what we're talking about right yeah crinkle cut versus straight well it's the same chip it's just formation you know probably I thought you can do it in one stream unless you really go ham well I might have to do with next stream then because I'm I'm just oh my God look at this hey boys a hundred [ __ ] bandit shows up I don't know where tell what tell what tell what I I'm gonna keep the save here but I want to do something wait I was gonna be funny as [ __ ] damn I got them all whoa what the [ __ ] hang on it what the how did that [ __ ] did that guy die what god damn they're all [ __ ] dead let's do that again let's do that again that was fun extreme tea posing no sir those extreme parkour guys from Russia Yolo bro there y'all ate that for [ __ ] dinner dude well that was that was uh that was a mission was just [ __ ] around dude what does this [ __ ] Rockies are just so awesome hey are you doing I'm just chilling you know but the train tracks doing a little T pose you know what am I going to stream the final I probably next week if that's the case okay one more time cuz I use love this is cracking me up there you need a better gun for endgame but what is the best gun in the game called what is it what's up boys Gauss Rifle cost rate it's like uh we're talking like a railgun situation here Hannah well [ __ ] that I say their goddamn rocket launchers the best gun in the game man like I one guy left I think yeah yeah yeah whatever hey check this out and then strelok jumped into this fire battle and he died and that's the way his journeys ended yes he jumped into battle and he died that is the story of Steel Aachen he's a [ __ ] legend but he was also a strange strange guy what a hero okay well tune in next time I don't know exactly when but finally a stalker next time how interesting well now we know now we know all about studio log interesting well anyway I'm gonna be right back to show the art so sit tight and more stuff coming right up alright now there's a [ __ ] ton of Ark that I need to get to tonight and it's four pages or so so what I'm gonna do I'm gonna show today's art and then today because there's a morning stream later tonight I'm gonna get a NAPA for argue but tonight's stream where I play something on you know the Tuesday that is today but like tonight to stay for you guys then I'm going to show all of the orked but just for now I'm just gonna do today's arts if that's okay so still out quite a lot by the way see no that was a minute today but here we go from Barban arrow when jewel [ __ ] up the 11th shot in a row you didn't you didn't do Darren's face here right right you didn't face this on this picture right you didn't you didn't you know do this right because if you did the memes back boys memes are back full swing literally wrong person on planet earth but yes good job good job from doctors PI comma Kong Joel Phil told Joel Joel Joel hey Joel it's one of my first times experimental animation I hope you like it it's giving me nightmares that's me a little bit of what I would do in like Mario Studio whatever but yes from j52 used to the boys long enough soup dishes based on I thought Joel had a giggle over and Dern Desert Bus yeah I thought a lot of nurse dreams man the soup master like that Harry ciphers welcome to vork scale of town a home to magnificent poop water and snake Mountain yes oh man a lot of you wanted to play more a city skyline which I will do soon I will do soon because a lot of people want me to do more but check this one out this from AJ Inc grand theft auto san saba island link intra and source okay let's go oh boy here we go oh boy well Alec I see the picture already oh look at that Wow you really put effort into this huh that's great oh this is fantastic awesome wow they're really well done [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I should be really impressive Gavin told you that Wario well slow down the frame rate oh yes look at look II like that Buffy he knows what's up crap Cod that tech going I like I see a little floss here sometimes with it would like the P and G of things I love that that's it they're really [ __ ] night work dude brand that's all a sensable Ireland yeah yeah I will be doing more a 3d movie maker soon by the way probably on the weekend there's probably something else on the weekend that I'm trying to get to but yeah very cool very very nice from bowel movement Arius I am good and don't waste her hearts in here but he's so sweaty because he's bogan that's why look at booty just Mamma Mia okay and then we have from Liberty Prime here's a his bulk bogan lore holy [ __ ] let's hear the book the bulgar family tree version one this is not canon but sure the first recorded bogan assistant tamara on the plan of nirn in the third era for 3d see he was instrumental to the defeat of the Daedric Prince of destruction Nero's Dagon it was sworn enemy was a wood elf named a clear he would go out to become their to price of madness invisibly guiding all of future bogans he is to Jonathan Joseph oh it's funny his venom bogan liquid bogan and unnamed bogan clones yes his Bible Bowl can at least well-known bogan but also pause the most powerful fought Jesus 2015 book bogan blogan prime committed several 8-bit crimes in 1986 before finally being caught pissing in town's water supply of 2015 died in Southtown a Correctional Facility he was revived using black magic grant up to defeat disgusting Hulk Hogan and Brian Russell 2017 confirm time-travel basically immortal Bob bogan was an intent intentionally intentionally in imprisoned in Southtown correctional facility of the to avenge his brother books suppose death doll attempted to kill a spiky-haired prison guard too full of prisoners went to avenge him and their son a bogan what's the rest for public nudity in 2016 died after less than a day in Southtown Correctional Facility well that's about the lower on this one huh then hopefully very nice bulk bogan family tree I think I got all the major bogus but let me know I've forgotten anything I'll email you the full size name it's a for the very nice dream still I appreciate that holy [ __ ] there's actually might as well be can and so very nice very nice detective work to track all this down but then I got a like elaborate on some of these characters I guess but well that's that's great [ __ ] man [ __ ] awesome [ __ ] awesome job well anyway that's gonna be it for me I'll be back later on tonight with more streams nobody's lemon vine sauce at the moment but you can in fact nobody ever is live not and on my follow list nobody so tell what we're gonna do we're gonna do I wonder he said I've been playing shadow cheer no bill tell what we're gonna do and host this guy we're gonna do a hosted their host banner oh you got to do the prime original here a little bit here we go every comes here comes I don't I don't care about your Netflix or whatever this crap is thanks there we go oh boy hurry hey sup for real Jesus [ __ ] thanks for the great host whatever thing a lot of nowhere but yes yes hello oh [ __ ] oh well anyway go watch Lord shadow caster he is playing stalker right now just like I did and you know anyway I'm off I'll be back later on tonight with more stuff but you guys take care stay safe and all that vine joel tip of the day is so couple yet okay bye take care

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Length: 98min 7sec (5887 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 11 2018