[Vinesauce] Joel - Jazzpunk ( Part 2 Finale )

all right we're gonna do a little bit more jazz punk i had a lot of fun with jess punk last time so uh probably we'll have a little fun with this one too um etc right tim but anyway i hope you all are doing fine all are doing good blah blah blah blah you know what i've already you know but uh serious question what happens when you use 666 tokens for gamer nothing it nothing happens and it's just a display of haha in chat all right like all all the channel bits whatever you call it just like ha ha basically it was twitch just started rolling and out for every channel and i'm like i don't want bits how can i like make people like not use it technically so now you when you watch the stream and you get like six you can just have a funny like haha gamer you know uh that's pretty much it anyway uh jazz punk time here we go you like this i said all right all right well here we go go back what the hell oops what what the hell man what am i what am i doing man somebody's saying why no delta room tonight probably tomorrow because uh quite frankly um i i just had a toss about like you don't want to jazz punk i want to do this and that it just happens that the landed on jazz punk and uh and lifeline later so uh wait why is the stream 48 frames what stop it why is the stream at 48 fps what what's 48 frames what's that it's true 1080 48 um it's at 48 frames pc gamers when the fps goes below 60. what how is it even what huh that's the strangest thing i've ever heard what oh it's true is it a thing on twitch that's [ __ ] up or i've never heard about this let me double check this 1080 48 what what is that uh is it on my end or is it on twitch like am i is this i'm setting up [ __ ] up here or something like that or chad says the future's now old man one guy literally not one guy what a coincidence i'm watching for youtube thanks for streaming keep me brought me more well no no problem um [Music] uh dwight might just be showing 48 for no real reason try and turn off v-sync uh advanced stats show 60 fps though don't worry about it looks fine on our end all right man as long as uh you know there's not some weird fuck-up on twitch's side but uh yeah yeah yeah right whatever whatever that's fine i suppose all right anyway no not go back okay so x is the main menu all right here we go so uh we're assuming jazz punk here uh if you don't know what jazz punk is it's just like a little weird spy adventure fueled by drugs i guess and uh yeah we're just going to load the game and uh as we're last left off so okay yeah anyway so when we last left off we were taking a vacation here uh i guess can't go here huh the beach [Music] all right i want to go in the pool check out the beach i call like everything sick cause it's awesome you're not my parents you're like one person somebody's saying [ __ ] frame rate uh frame rate fixed now everything good all right okay cool all right back to just pumpkin and well let's see here oh my god you should totally go check out the beach it's like right over there all right fine when are you talking about the beach are you talking about this beach i can't even get there though all right whatever but this is nestical no wait it's [ __ ] warcraft may or may not be a reference to a bad taste i don't know why okay all right can we take it guess not can a lot of fire no oh what's this somebody's gotta shave me no okay if you in warcraft you spam clicks on the sheep it explodes it does i do not remember that i was i didn't play too much like orcs versus humans like i played a little bit of warcraft 2. i remember it but i i don't remember that you know work all right let's see here uh [Music] shave him joel i'll try it doesn't work craft three okay what oh thanks you're the best yes what the hell get back here what's this come back all right he hits you [Music] that's great all right uh uh i'm gonna head into the pool now uh see what happens okay it's a fair loading reference spf 5000 just isn't strong enough these days okay suntan lotion is so greasy i just use lard is good for you right yes you want to join the mild dry club i [Music] have you didn't noticed that like water is really wet damn what is this a [ __ ] buzzfeed article um don't splash me with it no splash bags okay wow this this audio man dude oh dude i hate going on her like you just stay still stay still do nothing ah i'm getting emotional sick can't do it can't do it man my boyfriend is drowning in the pool oh no okay brain damage my boyfriend is drowning he's fine bring him to me okay uh who who is it oh that guy oh oh okay hang on oh this is gonna suck okay okay come on there we go there we go there we go there we go [Music] mine now all right hey man can you spare me shave my back hang on i'm trying to warm him up it's cold all right fine [Laughter] he's fine you can keep him oh really okay he looks defective marco hello i was a giant pet pee of mine when i was in high school people would say out loud i think i've said that on stream before but uh people just instead of laughing at something to go oh the the buoyancy here is like a half-life two blue barrel oh my god whoa whoa whoa okay i'm gonna go down the slide one more time oh parrot hey what happened what happened to him did he fly away so much random death in this game man you never know but there it is all right well uh uh i guess we're just heading inside again and exploring the level uh i ate them all uh oh two i guess so all right what have i done what have i done what have i done [Laughter] all right [Music] i want to bring something up uh there's a new james bond movie coming out i actually talked about this on stream just as a random anecdote but uh there's uh they're on tv nowadays now uh nowadays but james bond is now drinking shitty shitty beer he is uh daniel craig for his finals in spawn movie on tv ads he's drinking a heineken [ __ ] he not stood no he doesn't talk like that but he's drinking like heineken which is really crappier oh hey man how you doing got nothing to say now huh all right what else do we have oh knock knock can't do nothing here huh there we go what's my favorite beer well um you know um i'm a bit of a beer connoisseur actually i uh i don't like ipa beers you know i like like a stout or an imperial you know but but generally when it comes to me and beer especially with barbecuing i like it bud light [Music] no i i am not i'm not the kind of person who's like oh this is quite exquisite quite nutty okay oh yeah all right thanks okay now we have room codes 405 and then we have let's just take it here uh 405 all right i guess we're heading to uh to the beach but this is not the beach i thought that was the beach can you go there though it's like closed or something okay well it's that bird again all right you can yes the bridge you can you can't so i'm just being an idiot i can't use the bridge so i will have it i used to relax relax yeah yeah yeah oh [Music] that's unfortunate hey man with polygons and you terrify me um [Music] that's a that's a strange hunter [Music] all right well uh let's see oh what the hell happened here oh what oh wait that that's how it's parked oh okay so i can't go through here uh but this is the way to the beach this should be the way the beach yes this game is quite like dream-esque like it's funny but it's also like hinging a little bit on nightmare quality like i i don't know oh unfortunately they didn't wash the cannons first video game here how do i get past this oh that's the road i can't go beyond okay all right uh all right okay okay all right all right you're not even subtitle right there did i do something with you i'm gonna step on you but all right that means merry christmas in italian okay okay don't push the put the bird off okay yeah those spanish lessons have been i mean italian lessons have been uh paying off what's happening down here i'm so glad they chlorinated the ocean i don't stand in my everywhere do i look like a raccoon yet that has been literally what i tell people every day when i'm uploading stuff on youtube i'll be done when i'm irradiated oh my god i've got like sand in my everywhere look at this beach next to the ocean anyway what else hey hey talking to ya talking to it okay all right well thank god you found me i've been defended for months crawling with polygons and you turn refine me this guy will report with [Laughter] okay what's happening here my daddy's president oh my god oh my god oh my god it's literally just my becky oh my god oh my god who needs air who needs air president oh my god all right what else do i find on the beach here uh follow the crab hey buddy oh okay not very talkative huh all right pepe village is an animal crossing be like well it's it's kind of like yeah apple you know he was out at the beach can i go i was gonna have a lonely gorilla flashback here [Music] damn huh [Music] oh crap and snake how's happening here oh okay well uh things are certainly happening what's this blank master vidicon okay ghost in the taco right that that's that's that's for me okay let's see what else we have please smoke in this area all right there was something else i could could have picked i think it was like something on the beach there we go yes okay what is this exhumer 3000 what's this no okay go back oh what's this spam oh no no no i won't see that pick it up pick it up so something about zelda oh damn it miss joke reset the game damn it reset the other game like an aol zelda disc or something i get it okay the logo is i get it okay oh what's this no oh no not quite oh what's this novelty ice cube all right you gotta hold the button down by the way okay oh there it is [Music] there's two ways i can do this joke but i was gonna just make a joke that it sounds like one of my b or b's but it's also like you know all right guys photoshop time but that's literally what the joke is [Laughter] all right yo how's it going oh whoa that's a sweet metal detector yeah did you find any cool treasures i sure did yeah i found these shades on like a dead body oh whoa where'd you get the crazy hand from dude that was natto tubular oh man my car pretends not conductive today is he a robot yeah i'm like dating this lobster right now she's pretty hot oh you could actually literally grate cheese on my abs don't you love when people have destroyed the word literally the dictionary and they say oh that's literally this or that's literally that i feel very pedantic like pointing that out to people because they're like well i'm literally meeting and i'm like what's up barbarella man my computer is not conducting like you used to yeah i found these shades on like a dead body anything else here stepping on the beach jolie joel is literally complaining about it's one of these streams what's going on here huh huh huh huh well i don't know i don't know animal crossing taught me one thing and it's about that uh the butterfly or the moth that is like after the cocoon stage it has no mouth what a cruel joke by god you know like haha public domain man and carbonite all right that's pretty good is he actually a little 3d yes he is okay hello crap this is just vibe what's this i don't have a qr code scanner on my uh on my thing uh so i'm gonna do me a favor someone do me the favor and like help me out here chat somebody scan it now google google has it google okay okay i'm gonna i'm gonna look this up what is this apparently google has a thing uh apparently this is it [Applause] it's a slog hello crab just vibing all right that's cool we got troll i think that's all everything to do on the beach here i don't know if there's anything else but somebody chat says why did you do that joel it's like a catastrophe oh oh oh oh oh oh oh nothing here nothing here oh nope back here oh there it is there it is holy graphic interp it's just a goddamn it's a cdi whatever okay yeah i think it's a 3do actually isn't it yeah because it has that fake that was like something called the yeah it's a 3do because it says real there was something about the 3do rendering certain stuff with its uh cpu or graphics card or whatever but i might be wrong about that but uh yeah unhappy okay yeah i think that's everything on the beach all right man oh man you know your childhood is finally over when uh your local pizza place that used to have uh they used to have the turtles names for the for children-sized pizzas like rafael donatello they had batman on there and donald duck as well that's a local pizza place that i grew up um around and uh like 10 years ago they stopped using raphael donatello michelangelo because like the kids of today didn't recognize them so they're like yeah whatever most valuable indie gamer oh my god summer kitab is that you okay all right what's that guy up to these days is still making games tmnt is still a show's coming out yeah but you want me you want me to spit some awful truth they keep remaking new turtle shows and nobody gives a [ __ ] about them it's like the same thing is with like hannah barbara cartoons he's like keep remaking new stuff not true okay well i'm just i'm just saying that you make a new cartoon show like that it'll never reach the popularity it used to have you know it might have a resurgence or you know with like a nickelo nickelodeon like kids crowd and like nostalgia for for other people but i don't think it's ever going to like reach the way it did even with the movie was kind of like hey guys remember turtles you know so uh i don't know i don't know uh i'm i'm just saying i'm just saying uh the last thing that i saw turtles related was was great it was turtles forever where uh the 2003 four turtles teamed up with the 1989 turtles and they uh paddled around for like an hour it was great [Laughter] [Music] all right i also saw something really strange on youtube but i saw a clip of it it was what was it it was ninja turtles and batman or something i think yes and it had blood in it like splinter same k split splinter's head came off and it was like a phantom of blood i'm like what what is this it's real yeah welcome to kite attackers we've got this television yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what's going on here never read the comments i did not read the comics now [Music] cheddar flavored insulation foam spade space would see okay ingredients skim milk nitrous oxide shaving cream addict hydrocarbons fluorescein propellant natural artificial colors and flavors classy [Laughter] do i have to well done samaritan i will have my legal counsel [ __ ] you into my will once i'm home in my cayman islands estate i am indeed as you've no doubt surmised there we are esporanto etc trillionaire and arrests for the jade monkey fortune i like that he loses his voice so it's that golden shower no this is i was going to say something related but i just realized making a sexual pun with cheese in it it's like no you may recognize my distance from various newspapers periodicals [Music] this feels like i'm watching a kit boga video and it's just like an old man person like going on and on and on wasting people's times [Music] thank you what happened here what happened here oh it was james bond oh [ __ ] i forgot sorry oops can i go out here what are you two doing all right wait can i just i can just jump over it physics polyblank elementary physics another dimension of pure madness a different time a different dimension go off and explore this strange new world mr polyblank i find this jumping is becoming far too risky i lack the stamina for this sort of inter-dimensional hoopa jupiter i believe it is time we leave in all my years never have i seen such such lunacy let us try and mate with the local population i i'm not sure i'm not sure what the references here but it's above my head i'm going to see if i can find my doppelganger i'm going to go investigate whether my ex-wife is still alive here albert einstein must be spinning in his grave the universe may collapse at any moment i do believe it is time we vacate the premises i hate the look of this place it's all just such weird nonsense to me oh look at this place it's absolutely ridiculous it kind of doesn't have a good feeling about this place at all what about this all right slippers well at least the atmosphere is breathable look over there that newspaper box all right what language is that leaky faucet floods entire earth kevin costs are suspected so my dad's been watching a netflix series called yellowstone and um he keeps telling me how great kevin costner is and i i don't really know too much about kevin koster but i know he was in a water world but whenever i think of water world i think of uh avgen talking about drinking kevin costner's recycled piss water and whenever my dad is talking about kevin costner i just hear avg and talk about piss water okay all right maggot drop and give me 20. no about you give me five all right come on all right oh what's this one two three four oh five all right get up get your hell out of my face i knew you still had it in here remember that time i saved you from that burning elephant yeah hundred years on a force never have i seen such recklessness makes me sick i knew you still had it it's like a tom's festival actually try the toms uh i had a i actually tried tums it's like bacon he had thomas there apparently and i tried it and it tasted like candy i had two in my mouth and i'm just like this is a really tasty candy like this is not medical this is just yummy what is this i think if you eat well it's like choc what what is tom's it's just like what is it it's stomach chalk so you're saying that tums is basically stomach insulation for your diarrhea like it just it just it just like plugs up your booty hole it's like you're eating it's like you're eating a tampon you know when ladies you know they think to stop you know that it's kind of like same but you're eating a tiny little tampon to stop your stomach from like producing heat all right yeah that's right the people here may recognize us as gods these wormholes apparently it's a slider's reference i never watch sliders i i have some like i i kinda have heard about it but it's one of those things that have completely passed me by so i believe these wormholes are giving me an ulceration [Music] another dimension of pure madness oh i'm not cut out for this sort of thing i just want to go home i miss my mama oh no i don't like to look at this dimension all right how do i actually get home though oh eyes walk oh hey [Music] uh me fill in the joke a little funnier [Music] no this joke will get really funny [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations thank you all [Music] dude [Music] this is an easter egg i've plopped into [Music] can i jump on the bed all right goodbye [Music] all right three or five all right you can just go with okay but on [Music] some people in one of the countries that used to be called banana republics there's quite a story back of you're not having bananas and it's a war story [Music] okay [Music] what's that noise probably not plus a bed vibrating but it's been tougher on some other people in the bathroom hey i remember you now we're reusing assets for getting lazy okay you want to share the seats go get the banana i can't get the banana into the wormhole thing all right oh no i don't like the look of this dimension uh right [Music] do you guys remember that on youtube it was like a trend where people like had bugs fight each other bugfights.com or whatever what the hell was up with that hey man oh oh [Music] right okay can i oh i can't okay [Laughter] all right a different time a different dimension okay well let me go explore a little bit i can't even read it say diverse to wild west nixon voted local sheriff okay uh right that sound effect i i can't i can't not hear that sound if i can go jump in the morning okay work work work work work we just acquired a new multinational and i have to do so much paperwork the cocktails here are amazing i'm late for an appointment dead i'm supposed to be on vacation but i've been on my radio phone all day you should try the study and pencil spritzer you look thirsty you should grab a drink we just acquired a new multinational and slurpee okay i'll just sit first [ __ ] piss isn't it all right oh i like to add a dash of cyanide for flavor oh battery [Music] this sounds like the the vocal effect on audacity i think it literally might be that actually oh can i have another one well that's what i'm talking about good all right it's my drink here shouldn't you be smoking right about can i okay give me a drink bartender right oh no oh come on death strikes again oh no get him out of there huh get him out of there huh he's gotta eat save him how would i save him [Laughter] uh snake wait what's this rpg herb added okay all right whatever who's playing the goddamn like it's not the bongos what is it i think it is jesus christ can i go up here okay congos uh i think that that might be as far as the what the hell that's the easter not the easter egg but the thing is okay you're back okay [Music] what's this okay some honda polly okay all right sure why not [Music] [Laughter] this is great this is fantastic there we go i keep thinking it's like a duke nukem with the mighty boots okay what part is it there we go you win perfect i underestimated your hand punch style [Laughter] the bleeding car that's great that's great all right i didn't know this is a fight gate stream okay i guess we're heading back now to the normal universe all right elementary physics are we going back in the portal or are we like done you've missed the fruit on the bar oh yeah hang on there we go it doesn't matter okay uh uh oh here we go hmm vr games be like this [Music] all right that was that that was that all right i guess we're heading up to floor four or whatever all right uh do i just go up here or all right we were on floor three so all right two well uh fourth floor wait before we do that actually don't we have 405 that's the reason i actually got here extra strength plus sebeks oh for fast effective relief of everything in dynamic causing physical or psychological distress dosage for humans over h61 k left oh it's necessary dosage stimulus let it go to keep out of lord what what what is this you know i was just watching monty python last night okay oh all right oh hey hey everything cool here uh um right again this game does have a it's funny but it's also got like a weird nightmare quality to it like i don't know how you want to say it but it's like it's just kind of off 405 okay hang on it's for three it's like a fever cream yes is it on the other side sits down there but okay um surreal fever dream it kind of is okay what else should be on this side right too yeah okay it's a guy following me around here hang on what if i can i look back i see you okay back here anything okay my room finally the only room i can't smoke it's just it looks like goldeneye okay was the golden eye reference before so you know all right shouldn't you be smoking right about now can i anything else it's a spongebob thing hang on oh [Music] dude the all right that the guy who keeps following me around or whatever oh can i oh damn it all right here we go i guess fancy wait how do i erase okay okay hang on no there fancy okay [Laughter] [Music] all right i guess that'll be it let's find oh we forgot the briefcase oh oh yeah the the briefcase right uh okay i'm ready oh here i go oh boy hmm [Music] is this the bar you're thinking of i'm not allowed no it's fine i'll play some more fruit ninja apple clips okay so shut up shut up somebody said i look like cloud [Music] final fantasy vii remake part two oh hey man i found it over there by them rich people ah what you think i'm a spy you're a spy who said you would kill me you gotta look behind you not if i just help myself with that enchilada [Music] hey what happened to my briefcase oh oh all right old joseph okay when you talk about the ball you're talking about the one that's like inside okay all right all right the bongos on straight a courageous cowardly dog they they kind of have that energy yes the cocktail lounges i'm actually from edinburgh this is just bronzo i only speak sock puppet i'm playing my way through currently school excuse me can't you see i'm trying to be ambiguously exhausted right perhaps you like to meet later for dinner this night just keeps getting better and better and better and better all right this is it oh hey we're twins i love your lipstick where'd you get it who does the cocktails here are amazing that just looks so good on you oh my gosh i love your hair where did you get it done yes yes i love your lipstick where'd you get it who does your hair it's like totally go to the mall and let's like totally get our eyelid staple shot oh my god it's so gucci oh my god that gay let's like skydive into a volcano or something it's stupid okay the mall perhaps we can bribe it hello absolutely distracted allow by your introduce myself i am known as the editor poppery oh a cocktail for the pity last i'm drinking with my throat i would marry you if i wouldn't such a playboy [Music] oh i think i should go i've been i've been drugged i guess that battery acid is kicking in oh god oh it's hurting my eyes so look at this oh [ __ ] [Music] assassinated pale what's the matter polly blind they knew this is they took the sex oh oh boy is uh ocelots gonna come in here uh merrell oh no no no we're fine we're fine okay uh right ominous stain almond stains why is the saxophone covered in blood what the heart oh oh tourist in the stockyard you are in terminal peril i want to help come to the rear pool verify you're not shadow oh what's this cake over there but anything else what about that guy all right supposed to do anything here okay no no no no i'm gonna go get the cake here yeah yeah don't worry about it someone said joel get ready for the boss [Laughter] wait a minute hey what's your deal huh little ominous but all right tastes cheap again oh that's so sorry okay yeah well i will i will i will okay where's your cake on the beach [Music] i'm so glad they chlorinated the ocean all those sea creatures were gross right what is this requesting marriage license what is this wait i play this before it's wet oh god damn it alright fine let's do uh kai talk resort i'll be uh i'll be uh oh god it's all the characters i'll be the cowboy okay does multiplayer work i don't think multiplayer works no okay oh this level is awful can these jump down yes i can yes i can well that's the quote called fall damage i guess okay no no no no one one hp all right it's like a half-life stream man okay we got a ukulele that i smash people's heads in with all right all right i can point i don't know what this does but all right i need a weapon man not the ukuleles okay oh a shotgun what is this okay [Laughter] i like that binocular scope that's funny okay can i oh almost i probably still aim with it but man that is distracting that is the strike oh my god okay you can't even use it you can't even there's no ammo for it what what the hell it's just a pair of binoculars [Music] um okay give me that actually can i oh this is part of the player model all right okay it's a pretty big area actually can i go down the beach all right the flag taken maybe we'll see no no no no okay come on ultra marriage all right did i use jesus what the [ __ ] was that i just i used your honeymoon i want to see something what the hell is this i i guess if you want to set up controls you can play is this bots it's all at the same time my god what the insanity all right all right let's see what else we go up to just riding those side waves man i got that joke this board cost me extra this is the sweetest board i ever got it's double sided i have no idea how slow i don't go in the water anymore just lone sharks you see those wave shapes out there yeah there's some like sweet wave shapes out there today i get the joke double-sided yeah this board cost me he forgot his equipment all right heading back here square wave joking streamer voice [Laughter] streamer voice oh my god i love that fall damage or well lack thereof i was reading uh you should totally go check out the page i was looking this up but uh apparently um sorry i just gotta wipe my ice here i don't know why i'm like i haven't like activated yet i'm still like half half drowsy for like i slept okay but uh i was like but this game doesn't help that it's a fever dream but um yes he's crying he's crying he's crying but uh yeah there's a new turtles game coming up and uh it's very like old school might check that out but the thing is the thing about that games i'll see trailers of them and they're like joe that came out like two years ago you know oh hey oh i still think it's a herbie hancock reference but i don't don't know [Music] are they still here probably not right too whoa oh you talk now there's a drink well i play nickelodeon all stars uh what platform is it for [Music] no no no no no more okay fine [Music] it's for everything pc uh maybe maybe why not okay no not again not again okay fine we'll do it one more time we'll do it one more time it's for sega saturn joel yeah [Music] so this nickelodeon all-stars game or whatever uh what characters is in it [Music] spongebob all right well [Music] i'm gonna ask you guys what's okay is kablam in it is the incredible meltman in it no okay is is prometheus and bob in it no well i see uh my verdict on the the game has been also echoed i found it over there by them rich people that's dlc i know you i think you're really ugly i got a nose to pick with you all right potter toast madison oh okay is our real monsters in it it's all real monsters in it yes [ __ ] why hate that show there's rugrats in it it's rugrats in it yes well this game is going up in quality so i can stomp on on what was his name snake this is the baby [Music] what was the baby's name tommy yeah now i can stomp on baby tommy's neck okay as powder toast man all right papa i never like rugrats but you know that okay whoa oh hey i have some pretty big information for you but first you need to take the necessary precautions okay just hold still this will hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me give me the time already what are we doing you yes sit down oh god there's a drama couch over there [Music] this is a vague bluetooth joke okay [Music] streamer rooms look like okay fine all right listen carefully this resort it's all fake it's software we are all characters enough sing you play it's taken me decades but i've discovered a way out of here all right mechanical board i know about that guy oh it will lead you to freedom i'll take this the natives use it for hunting the bar i don't like that godspeed polly blank you got it i'm glad i got an instant soundboard so i can just immediately do [ __ ] like this uh where is it oh yeah here we go all right he's happy happy okay uh i'm sorry peppa pig yeah okay yeah what was the cold on the pig again i forgot to damn it there it is i don't know if we can do that from an angle though oh here we go here we go here we go let me let me get my phone out for this [ __ ] did i leave it where's my phone there it is screen and it says it's this pig all right [Music] this this game right now looks like one of those like uh games uh vinnie would play [Music] where you play as a triangle and at the end of the game like you know you think so hard you [ __ ] and it just ends [Music] okay cube okay this guy's still in it cub defend all the polives okay uh parents thinking of hooking up a hmi cable be like you wow you're so good at computers you really should work with computers oh [ __ ] oops [Music] [Music] see if i can upgrade the man okay hey man oh what sit me up [Music] i like this character it's kind of sad though but [Music] i don't think i can go back damn it all right fine whatever yes right yes but can it play salt or consumed all right no wait okay [Music] all right what's next it's at the highest highest point no do i jump down or wait a minute no i've gone the wrong path oh my god what am i doing well this means i can actually go back and upgrade the man can i no can't go there though damn it all right this is multiple paths this goes here i really like this place history erase button god damn it i think you're funny i huh a very strict motherboard at this time okay you can't upgrade the man but how would i jump down is it too late hang on if i go here maybe nope well maybe maybe maybe maybe and this goes down here maybe you can just like slide i don't know he's down there but on yes yes okay here we go [Music] all right he's been upgraded incredible machine [Music] [Music] all right we're at the beginning of a new wave of research [Music] oh are you happy yup he's happy rtx 3090 okay let's see here uh this waist down huh [Music] all right he froze oh okay okay did i go this way yeah i think i did no i don't think so hang on hey man what's with this voice my home page [Laughter] all right [Music] all right uh now right [Music] is it just inverse wow that's amazing it goes even higher but i'm gonna go here okay it's nothing but like programming and computer jokes [Music] okay the computer virus is inside the lake e all right thank you oh decent oh no no no no no let's get it off [Music] okay there we go [Music] this feels like playing secret city the old swan co-op map no no not secret city uh i think it's called omg or what the [ __ ] was this map or you wish you just climb up in the sky don't know if anybody know what i'm talking about here but you talk [Music] can you take me to the okay shredder [Music] uh all right neat what all right [Laughter] okay i think this is the end of it do you talk all right asterix caffeine oh [ __ ] [Music] hey we're back oh god you see what i mean with the nightmarish thing about this game hey uh right stockholm syndrome the springs sexiest gags do your hostage really love you take our captors quiz trauma bonding tips fifty things your negotiators wish you knew lindbergh enthusiast aviator extortion special the latest cradle schematics how to look at the most valuable babies what i'm not sure what this is all about but okay shanghai supplemental cream like a pro uh do simulants make good semen plus the season's best intimidation techniques free fold out captain's hat inside all right uh i guess we're heading in please have a seat we've matched business to discuss right ah holy black you may remember me from the resort hotel yes how you escaped i have taken your precious director in secondary should you wish to see them alive again please come to 128 pleasant avenue make sure to come alone and no tricks holy blank this message will self-destruct in five four three two one oh i'll crimp with you sweetie we get it you vape all right anybody getting like candy versus spending flashbacks listening to this okay all right i guess we're doing this now the bugs get it [Music] okay oh god i'm just stuck with it okay oh oh oh the jenkins kicking in all right i know i'm really over here fixing everything but uh master baster [Music] oh what's this okay is that plop sound effect the same from i want to be the guy they're stuck what i put in here oh oh oh the meal i think you're supposed to put metal in the microwave but [Music] all right right uh okay i have fourth degree burns all over my entire face i have four degrees all over my entire face that's great english petroleum [Music] hey there's something over there oh claw machine am i supposed to get it [Music] how do i oh i got the crab [Music] oh come back here okay oh what have i done oops uh no no no no no no no not the sea urchins oh god oh what get get the seahorse out of here uh a bit of a [ __ ] situation either you can like suffocate or die in horrible toxic conditions don't worry i'll save you all sorry oh no no come back come back all right i'm saving no i think they're dead i think they're dead i've killed them damn it it's not going so good that is not going so good situation i'm killing yes come on be free yes okay get the other crab should i save the the the starfish and the sea urchins too i think those are sea urchins okay okay yes okay yeah come here [Music] this is difficult to do [Music] [ __ ] it see they're happy happy all right making a drink huh no more battery i said please we'll do a little bit of tequila some gin some vodka and what is this absinthe oh my god [Music] um joel is a savior those poor creators were safe from browning yeah i know yummy what if we two shots of vodka i don't know where it felt like get a little drink around here do you buddy how's my breath how's my breath all right chlorine all right bad breath edges copper ruins plumbing all right apparently listerine is really bad for me uh my dentist told me that yo you got to stop [ __ ] taking list oh my god i'm i'm blind um listerine is terrible for you apparently you're meant to like use something i actually have switched to like non-alcoholic mouthwash that isn't to say that the dentist saw basically said yeah i detect that you're drinking a little string because you're an alcoholic that's not that's not the joke or punchline i'm just saying generally that's bad for you okay the day [Music] it's hard oops [Music] all right [Music] oh oblivion be like you okay what the get it i was picking the lock all right hey that's that organ or whatever in the from the japanese level all right all right [Music] [Music] [Music] dark guess there's going to be a lounging around in huh [Music] [ __ ] [Music] rap huh and of course you know it's because it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] don't call 64-bit you know when the more movies helped [Music] and more movies out i hope that i hope that it's the worst possible movie that'll make it 10 times as funny okay like i want this movie to be like not legitimately funny i want it to be like ooh because that way i'll be like this is this is fantastic it's either gonna be this it's three ways it could be like sonic the hedgehog which was like surprisingly okay you know um but i think that movie will go three ways number one actually legitimately funny and heartwarming two mediocrity bland and forgotten about in three months and we're like yeah i remember that or three hysterically bad either way i'll be sitting in my nuclear bunker watching it unfold he's going all right what's this [Music] this promiscuous polynomials what is what oh dizzy oh i'm all fuzzy oh my gosh [Music] i love this show yes we're going around sometimes when twitch screams about twos i know it's all ironic but sometimes it reminds me a little bit of rdm rdm rdm rdm [Music] okay what if i can i yahoo jump inside no i can't do that okay more [Music] twister entanglement all right right hand red right foot yellow all right left hand green left foot red [Music] [ __ ] he's here he's here i got it hang on actually you'll have to wait you'll have to wait because we're doing important stuff here you know oh my god bonus stage okay what does that kick ass me in the game i like this dr meow [Music] it's a lot of money [Music] the christmas tree all right good brain all right chair kitty has a drink the rug okay what else what else what else there's some stuff over here too get the lamp the painting the painting all right 23 snuggle puss okay hey thank you what me [Music] mermaid pickles but we're all getting irradiated hey there click the bottle on the ground oh [Music] [Applause] things are happening in this game [Laughter] one more okay fine one more that's it until hey quick look behind you all right i saved you over here no no oh over here no no i'm getting a little more um a bit more uh at least i see your left [Music] we've been expecting you i'll get right to the point you've taken something of mine and so i've taken something of yours that's the overarching principle they've taken some of your important directors me and it's imperative that you get me back in the right hands ie my own improvise i know you did well by me i challenge you to a game of sport oh i'm [ __ ] should you prove victorious i will free the director unharmed as i won the dice roll backstage i'll go first mom what's happening what is that oh no home run i must be a bit off today your turn polly blank please select the sport stick of your choice doesn't matter i almost went with that one myself what if i there was no need for that ridiculous masquerade though i should have expected as much from you he actually had a betting pool on which costume you'd use to infiltrate the premises james i believe it was you who said exterminator but you're up to that i and i alone control the syndicate for the entire western sector all the bosses and i have decided to reprimand you for your insolence back at the resort take it to the hoop all right fine oh god oh i'm screwed consequences are in your hands oh god oh god i'm not doing so well would you say that with the stick okay okay hang on yes mario golf taught me well i haven't had fun like this since killing that drifter in an alleyway all right hmm i can do it hole in one watch me go watch me go baby okay [Music] watch this [Music] i nearly did it i nearly did it i'm not even kidding not even kidding man okay all right he's gonna cheat again isn't he no no it's not oh yeah yes he is or calm today [Music] jesus all right so here i go that was almost legit that was almost legit okay okay okay okay oh come on [Music] okay [Music] all right well are we driving now you may choose any golf cart you wish pink fault editor oh god i was gonna say super 64 but it reminds me a little bit of the uh of you know donkey kong 64 too all right human music this next course will require some recreational coagulants colloquially known as sports gravy and i'll allow you the honors this next course will require some recreational coagulants extra lumpy this next course will require some recreation of the collagen please wrap your control and prepare for the gibleting of a lifetime what what is happening graveyard 64. uh all right well god dammit what is this okay well we're kicking ass we are kicking ass that's fine that's fine mario kart oh god damn it really [Music] finish okay actually right hey man eat it all can eat the salad can't eat the salad oh god my son [Music] what merry christmas right i've never used one of these before do you want to play can i play again can i beat you in the gravy yes i can gravy boxes [Music] i thought i was actually playing the first bits mixcraft [ __ ] posting okay on the next one there's a pretty good there's a lot of variety going on you know things just kind of happened but i like it that way and now the final course oh yeah can i steal your car yes i can oh he took mine i guess okay well jesus it's a little hard to control okay oh no no no no i'm drunk from all the battery acid wait can i okay eagle meter no i'm trying to [ __ ] i'm trying to park this thing i'm not doing a good job no okay no there we go okay rainy all right it does look like [ __ ] i must warn you i'm quite the matrix maverick or some like to call me the video virtuoso hmm well i'm a gamer too so oh this is gonna be hard to see oh oh come on damn it i'm something i'm a gamer myself what the hell i was like oh this is [ __ ] man what the king of the world and your little bird what's this what the hell is it oh please grab the chair man oh oh no now you're gonna regret it i will try to be a gracious winner god damn it you should just beat him up with the chair if he would be so kind as to hand me my trophy oh i see you want this too okay what do i do with this dick destroyed oh i see it's gotta inflate his ego okay all right what is this emperor's brain copying memory bank 16 capacity exceeded synaptic seepage detected rebooting brain kernel all right rebooting brain chromatic aberration be like all right i'm out there okay um here you go you the princess all right oh okay uh yeah sure world world yeah yeah champion there you go [Music] liquefy genocide whiteness protection start conversation karate chop oops i'm so thirsty oops they were in a blender there you go oh it's so thick and creamy people are delicious i can't do that oh i don't deserve such an accolade still going huh gotta find something else gotta find something else to blow up his eagle with um the dart no can they sell uses on you kind of okay what's left oh here we go all right here you go buddy we did it we've done it let's get out of here i guess where is he oh oh oh oh i walk on the words all right all right well then i'll just fall down what is happening star wars [Music] all right [Music] the vector is ready for you you know you could have said thanks but all right sorry but okay hey man it seems they've got me suspended in some sort of a whiskey high quality whiskey polly blank please date me before i drink the whole thing i have complete faith that you can do this polyplain free director crucification [Music] oh big red oh man oh man fine oh damn but gatorizer croc's gotta do what the crocs gotta do i mean you might as well crawl in my mouth now because it's only gonna end one way ain't losing about you no i'd rather not hey go back in the machine oh jesus said no other way can i stuff you with a crab instead i mean only going to end one way so you might as well fold them now where's the ice block where's the ice block what the f yeah yeah what's happening what glitched what's he holding zoom in zoom in where'd you hide the cameras [Music] i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this it looks like toon run from co-op this is the second time i referenced what that was it said uh there's another dlc after this oh okay remember the magic school bus episode where they were like gonna go out on an anus and they said no it starts with unpaid interns motion capture by octopuses anonymous [Music] girl that's a booty hoe what's that vampire basketball coach samuel horse horsebrush okay the aspect was filmed in front of a live studio cobra okay powered by the indifferent indifference engine or whatever uh-huh carpet 1959 b oh boy what is that i ever get this into a mandrake tile hybrid and you need to escape the lavender that is my digestive system i've provided some specially encoded missional for deception occasion don't take too many oh and uh just a warning i have a particularly violent immune system that's the flag also please secretary all right well here i go [Music] is there two endings is that it that's it there's 12 endings no no there's not there's dlc too oh yeah all right well um i i like that a lot pigeon smuggled marriage is consummated okay antique vase is destroyed okay lewis would like to thank his friends and family putting up with this crap though developing this game just would also like to thank his friends for support too [Music] do i get a special thanks huh just eight endings okay in the dlc the matcha man makes a return oh yeah huh i might have to give that dlc a try then but uh extras here we go wedding cake new unlock okay do this one more time uh let's play on bachelor pad and i'll play ass i'll play ass invisible hobo guy dlc is a single level by the way he couldn't see me oh my god my eyes the goggles do nothing i can't i can't even look at it okay all right but anyway this is jazz punk is a little little funny game i might do the dlc next stream we'll see but uh yeah i i really like jazz punk was a little short fun adventure and it absolutely made no sense um i have heard about this game before i think somebody i saw stream it like a thousand years ago and i was like well you know i'm just catching like snippets of it and it'll make sense the day i play it and and now that i've played it all by myself it made zero sense and it was great nonsense absolute nonsense and it was great anyway uh great game great game really liked it [Laughter] that's jasmine everybody might do some dlc later on but for now brb [Music]

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Length: 121min 32sec (7292 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021