[Vinesauce] Joel - The Long Drive ( Part 2 )

never thought i'd touch this game again did you well we're gonna be playing some the long drive uh it's been a while since i actually played part one here but yes uh surprise surprise that's right i don't know where this game sneaks up i was not gonna do it on saturday i was like this it's a little too funny for that it's not even like scary so uh you know but it's more so the ufo that stalks around but yeah i don't remember anything about this game but we're gonna do it again long drive but i actually remember a lot about what i'm talking about i'm saying more so like i forgot how to play it you know so it's been a little while but i remember exactly what the game was all about and all that stuff and i kind of stopped talking so [ __ ] fast relax did i snort a [ __ ] line of cocaine before streaming relax it's no rush relax don't do it when you want to come okay here we go don't know if the game has been updated or anything like that since last time but i'm gonna guess not so i'm just gonna just gonna start uh the only thing i well look at that version oh it has been updated it has been updated okay okay so here we go again with this if you don't know what this is it's kind of like a meta desert bus s game where you drive around and uh you gotta survive essentially for long as long as possible but uh yeah uh this game is also a bunch of okay what's the fart button do again okay that that's crouching uh or what the f [ __ ] is that still my head [Music] all right i've i i found the p button again uh falling asleep can you sleep to death i think i did this on part one as well but i think i ever tried this can't sleep oh yeah i tried it okay i got i got to fix this camera i gotta fix this [ __ ] camera i got there we go i'm stuck in like view mode uh trying to no no no no no no i'm trying to [ __ ] no guys how do i how do i do this again uh i'm like stuck in okay well i'm making a rainbow here uh okay forward smooth jaw uh crouch run pick up inventory accelerate uh three 3d screen that's not that's not it either uh hide hud small drop camera no look hold q is it cue what no no it's b no it's not b is like [ __ ] and com button [Laughter] oh i think i did it i don't know what i pressed but all right ah dear god all right anyway okay hang on uh eat yes there we go there we go okay man we're making progress last time i played this we saw ufo uh on the uh arizona i'm guessing a place but we got a little further uh i'm gonna try to go for a long drive today which is the title of the game but we need to get our car first we did that last stream so hang on uh again it's been a while i apologize for that but uh it's really stupid [Laughter] stretchy okay there we go um all right now last time i played this this was like goddamn mess and i just need to like learn how to drive again okay so we get in there we go [Music] okay and what else do i need to do here uh release the handbrake no that's on okay okay hang on so uh okay there we go there we go okay okay here we go and all right we're making progress all right close the [ __ ] door how was that i know there's these weird bunnies around that like try to kill you at night but uh can you [ __ ] while driving oh yes why why is it record in the bathroom well obviously it is but damn smell that nasty ass fart okay okay well i remember how to drive now now we just gotta get the gas and and all that other stuff so okay good good good good good there we go and with this mount there we go and lights accelerate this mount no no no no no no all right there we go okay now how are these no is it e pick up okay for [ __ ] sake no no no i'm trying to dismount um relearning the game guys slam my penis in the car door okay open close i clam my penis in the car door okay you know put that there yes put the radio in they want that they want that we don't want to waste a bunch of gas okay there we go car's off now now [Music] there we go there's a noise clicking right now i don't know what that is hear that it's a mysterious ticking noise ronald reesler it's it's the poo ticking is it okay um it has a solid argument that i'm gonna stand here until night because again why should we drive at night here's a complete solid argument that i that i do not understand why people really kill me for why can't you just eat feces because here's the thing right if you eat a poo it recycles and it's infinite food because it spreads the seas well if you eat someone else's poo but if it's your poo you know it's safe you know where that poo's been it tastes like [ __ ] well put some tabasco on it cut this mic if i still have an email address uh which i don't want anymore by the way um i probably get a long email saying like hey joel here at uh the university of utah of health and and safety and we want to inform you a little bit that uh your opinion and and uh thesis on stream doesn't hold very much weight you see let's just go on and on put that fear into practice joel no no no no no no no no i'm allergic okay okay jesus christ is dark in here yesterday thank god there is all right what yes what is this quirky [ __ ] okay qwerty okay all right okay break barrel uh reload that's the bullets yes or mouse okay oh there's only one right okay that's that's fine that's fine okay okay well no no i can [ __ ] with me and my bb you know shoot you with my bb all right i'm gonna put all my ammo and stuff um in the back because at that point i know where i got my stuff damn i would rather leave the case oh there it is there it is okay thank you okay there we go all right and we just drop it okay good ufo where are you where where where where where where we talking about i saw the ufo it was like a green green thing that goes on the road you know look up no no no i that's the [ __ ] moon okay okay anyway let's see what more we have in the end in the house here before uh you know okay that's crouch okay and this is i don't know what that is little squid squid guy that's there's a block of cheese or gold i can't tell okay this is some ajax i first heard ajax pronounced ajax because growing up it was always ix i gotta put some ix on the on the dishes or whatever full of schmutz and uh somebody said ajax i'm like the guy from mortal kombat ajax okay what else uh spatula you know what might need this might need this but can i like spank my car okay now so far so good uh there's been no one trying to mess with what what's what is that over there what is that too nice for rock two it's a i'm near the car anyway so it's like fine you know you can just wait for the bus here a starbucks that actually comes for you though looks like that spongebob what the hell what they'll happen here man okay well uh turn the blur off please what blur okay the end of the road the elegance stole the road what the hell is this oh a compass no it's more bullets okay okay that was a little spooky actually but you know it is it is what it is there's something special in the well next to your house oh i don't know why that spooked me okay i need i need a flashlight man i don't see nothing here i see this which i don't know what this is what is this rotate what is it oh it's a beer oh now that's [ __ ] i guess i'll pee oh wait my my my bladder is is empty there's no reason to pee what was that okay um i think i can just like put down the gun for now uh i can't sleep yet well that okay all right thank you king [ __ ] you does this thing okay okay hang on i'm gonna fire a warning shot just test it off all right cool and i'm gonna load it load this gun up with another one there you go and then we're gonna reload okay cool and now we're gonna drop this and to drop it we do uh equip right okay i mean all right good enough i i guess my gun is horny we gotta put it down guys okay inventory is f okay so yeah there we go okay that's the rest okay i need a flashlight bad okay we need we need the wonder bomb come on guys that's like for years a stream with the wonder bomb uh over my monitor by the way is that it now i think it is oh that's just my [ __ ] okay soon race get the [ __ ] gun get the gun get the goddamn gun get out of there okay so you're trying to [ __ ] with me me now huh i got a [ __ ] bb yeah yeah rabbits you want to mess with me now man huh yeah yeah yeah oh god oh it died it died it died all right uh all right well uh i think it's dead okay can i put this in the car to be like a warning for no no not really eat it okay hang on i just want to drop the gun okay okay there we go okay uh see here rotate middle mouse button hey everybody it's me it's me everybody death okay okay what else africa do i have a hunger meter in this okay okay oh turn on did it work turn off hello okay uh oh there oh yes oh what the hell is this okay hang on hang on uh use okay uh okay i don't remember uh c64 [ __ ] but how do you do like print uh hello over and over again how do i do that it's like hang on hang on it's like what the [ __ ] do you do it's like 10 print comma what is the jesus christ uh uh can print fico funny funny.com what didn't work no actually i got to do like 10 print what the hell i don't think this is working okay hold on fickle funny just do that and then uh what is it yes and then you gotta go 20 go to 10 and then run no [ __ ] what is it run run run run dude i don't remember this [ __ ] too well 10 print ficale funny and then then enter right fake boomer semicolon there we go now and then after that we do uh go to uh [ __ ] it's 20. 20 uh go to 10 and then run ready well i mean i did it but i thought i was going to do the multiple ones like okay did i mess that up it worked but uh i forgot okay so let's do it again ten print funny there we go 20 go to 10 semicolon and then we do run right i can't figure this out man okay so now that worked shouldn't that have worked five minute bit now boo i mean all right bad basic i didn't loop it someone else basically semicolon chat i don't know nothing about this i just know that on c64 you can like make things spell out multiple times you know haha quit explode go north go dennis okay i'm gonna bring this with me i'm gonna bring we're gonna bring this with me in the middle of the night you never know when you need a little bit of uh basic you know get in there you [ __ ] come on come on come on you [ __ ] you [ __ ] there you go there you go leave it on the front so you can use it as a drive i can drive and code all right that's what i'm talking about check the chimney behind the stove like inside oh okay turn off the mic if you're gonna [ __ ] oh yeah yeah no i think i saw this last time actually hang on here we go there we go come on come on come on there we go there we go all right we got we got a goblet as i say who here who here who are [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay what else uh we have i can i can take this oh for [ __ ] sake i like that we're still in the house we haven't had progress beyond this okay this is oh it's a sponge or something oh oh my i'll take that thank you so much it's gonna make the game a hell of a lot easier all right and not even like a bb gun you know i'll take that and this i don't know what this is and this is game what was that say i don't know oh yeah oh yeah you wanna mess me with me man oh yeah you're coming you're coming for your dead guy oh get the [ __ ] out of here huh yeah yeah you think you think you can mess with me man am i pissing what is that [Music] oh no that's a sparks now i'm invincible all right [ __ ] the bb it's all about the sword man all right awesome what's wrong with my hand oh that's just that's just graphics okay what just happened what just happened my tv my tv my tv oh that's [ __ ] man uh for [ __ ] sake you know i just carry it did i break the car no no we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine damn it no more hacking everybody oh no no no okay so there we go okay anything else i need okay i had a really tough titty of a time the last stream with uh figuring out what gas goes into like we're sitting and going like what what gas is it again oh yeah yes yes look at that look look at that my god look at that guys dead or alive goes to america okay wife found it okay so hang on that's alcohol we don't need alcohol we need diesel diesel these nuts am i right boys yeah you know so tyson you drink the gasoline you [ __ ] [ __ ] up the wheel oh my god okay we don't need this let's see here uh that's the coolant where is uh i forget where the goddamn gas is uh unless of course this is the gas is is that it the oil tank the oil tank and the diesel goes in the oil tank that's all we need to do okay i'm just being silly diesel is for truck jungles your car runs on gas but my alcohol down here is not gas this is this is like natural i can't figure out the goddamn fuel on this [ __ ] it's all natural so both work are you sure are you sure are you sure diesel will kill the car this should be it the alcohol all right fine so be it no no natural so what fuel should i use then okay we're back on like square one we had the same argument on the first part of the stream it's unbelievable wait a minute wait the [ __ ] minute [Music] wow [Music] [Music] is okay so i just have a question if neither one of these this doesn't make any sense i think you're you're damn it i'm not drinking i think you're baiting me chat i don't know what's going on here but how come they would give me two cans of unusable fuel because if this is gas oil so this diesel does not work and the alcohol doesn't work how does this work it's random to start it's random there's another barrel of this under the barrel okay oil is in the oil tank you need the gas tank oh is that it is that it oil oh okay i get it okay i see okay gotcha gotcha gotcha it's confusing it's confusing okay all right you open this up no well that's not how this [ __ ] works it's like feel there you go there you go there you go how am i still standing the demon has been pushed out let's go [Music] why am i missing drinking no no no no no [Music] no um i am pissing while drinking at the same time [ __ ] [Music] by the sailor man okay uh how how why is my character completely okay wait they gave me super powers okay okay good well that's established now i guess we're just gonna go man you know okay let's let's put this in okay let's just go then we figured out the gas thing too so that's here we go okay go there okay closed doors it closes dorsi is a liability in this game how am i okay i drank like six liters of oil [Laughter] here you hear you i have the power of god okay nothing stops me man okay something's going on but that's fine drink six liters of oil i thought it was the [ __ ] ufo okay i'm gonna i'm gonna stop and see what's wrong with the car real quick wheel wheel wheel wheel so but it's fine i don't know what the [ __ ] problem is i'm popped by this tail a man no rubber i guess i'll have a car baby then i don't know if that was funny or not i'm gonna guess no okay uh justice that that's me baby that's me right there okay jesus christ i'm going quick this will give me anxiety [Music] [Music] we need something good sewer laughs [Music] i don't know what's going on but all right [Laughter] sir have you been drinking light no only six liters of oil there's the lights holy [ __ ] we're going for [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh we're still good we're still good [Music] hey what would happen if i fell asleep while going like 600 miles per hour [Music] [Applause] okay hang on let's try it falling asleep [Laughter] i'm fine i'm fine oh what the hell nothing bad happened oh jesus [Music] all right i'm fine i'm fine it's rustic it's anime see this way i'll conserve more gas did i come from that way or is it this way the right way [Music] car is broken no no we'll just push this we'll push this thing but this is the wrong way okay hang on hang on okay come on okay we need to analyze what happened no wheel wheel wheel wheel okay uh all right where's the nearest thing so this is the wrong way this is the wrong way apparently okay pull on the right right way okay so chad is baiting me okay all right no not a problem man here's what we're gonna do yeah [ __ ] off [ __ ] off you can't touch me man i have to go to the power of anime and all that jazz all right she's gonna chill out well we're just gonna walk we're gonna walk it's gonna be my samurai jack adventure you know [Laughter] all right would your router be abductored by ufo or hit your foot finger on stairs i think ufo okay okay oh come on come on now come on now [Music] and this is what what is this so this is a light what is this can i can i just take it door oh awesome okay okay okay i wish i could like pick it up in my inventory or can i yes yes i can oh yes yes now we're talking okay and uh we're gonna keep this because uh i don't like the fact that drinking and pissing in this game like same sound okay don't fall and break all your legs okay i need those okay it's like half-life jesus christ [ __ ] hell okay good through the desert with the horse with no name okay well later carr he served me good when i was going 500 miles per hour all right well we're going to find a new vehicle and hopefully some gas you know desert bus three the walk all right if you remember the first stream you can use the same thing you're pulling in order to make the car move yeah i remember i remembered my flintstones technique i remember that but we're not gonna we're gonna retread old territory too much i want to play this game as intended you know it's a very serious game take it seriously uh okay apparently there's a lot of stuff that i missed in this game from the first playthrough there's a lot of like things that can happen to you so you know but as long as you have my sword is that is that like a lizard stone in the background see that try finding a bike there's bikes in this okay took my father's sword cram okay wait is that what i think it is was it just incidental oh oh oh god damn it i was tricked i thought it was like like i thought this was an eyeball right here mouth it looks like a giant alligator you can like ride on or something i don't know you know car mirage yeah rocco dilo [Laughter] okay oh man nighttime won't be very fun but you know we'll find something florida confirmed sure you can't get anything the destiny is making you crazy okay yeah did you ever reach grandma the grandmas in this game i didn't know that okay squidward a spongebob in the pizza episode oh man okay i gotta watch my even though it's daytime even though it's daytime you never know what can happen you know you never know what can happen huh watch out for the serious red ufo look at the disappear what is that okay sometimes i like a little bit of foot pain don't take that out of context uh you know when you walked a long time and your feet [ __ ] hurt you at least know that you've done good for the body like you've done something healthy you know what i mean it's like if you if you feel the workout pain so to say you're like you know what it is justified that i have this burger to me you know it's like you know what i mean you know what i mean it also means your shoes are bad well thank you for advice king well you're welcome joe punches feet to justify eating burger yeah that's exactly what i said okay ah time to put dynamite in between my toes that's right now to eat pizza thank you dr phil for your health advice [Laughter] what the [ __ ] okay feet pain equals moral burger okay okay okay okay watch out for the body what would they put a stone in the middle of the road that's so [ __ ] can you move this stone he can sit on it oh he can you can like meditate and stuff and your arm can completely [ __ ] out all right push oh i thought i think i'd like push myself yoga instructions what's this rage yoga um i love yoga so peaceful relaxing and it has lots of health benefits but a local yoga instructor is flipping the script on this ancient exercise instead of namaste you hear a lot of wealth we can't say on tv lauren talarico went to a raised yoga class tonight and has the story in their own words or should i say [Music] and that's not always just like super calm breathing practicing like quiet time like a lot of yoga places are what is this people need to like release and let go it's a great thing to just scream it out get rid of all that [ __ ] tension in your head your neck your jaw everything let it go my name is ashley duzich and we're at brash brewery and we're gonna do rage yoga exhale release all that let it go rage yoga is a practice that involves breathing stretching mudras yoga postures and a lot of bad humor one of the funniest things i think i ever heard was i told you to do the dishes we actually take beer breaks during the class that's why i look at you guys we take beer breaks for yoga i think this is just a synonym to like watching monster trucks you know i mean because all you do the same you scream and you drink beer it's definitely not for everybody and that's totally okay i also don't recommend bringing your children we're all i like the monster truck shows angry about something and we all have been holding onto an f-bomb for a little bit too long i feel this i feel something like this rage yoga is funny but until the wrong person comes in you know that has a lot of issues they come in and they sit down and she's like all right everybody we're gonna drink beer and have fun any moments sit down be like all right guys let it out then you go [ __ ] [Applause] and then like what was relax and you start sculling the drink like you need to go [Laughter] this does it allows you to have a safe space to let go of your anger and frustration and rage in a healthy way and then also we haven't you're drinking beer wash it all away with some ice cold beer to come up that's not healthy that's a healthy alec baby baby maybe that's where you're screaming all the time cause you're drunk [Laughter] what the [ __ ] what do i why [Laughter] oh yeah okay we can reveal them we have the technology yes [Laughter] okay [Laughter] excellent [ __ ] king [Laughter] [ __ ] transplantation yes my name is richie franz francesco and i i've got 500 000 billion dollars and as you as the top surgeon in this country i'd like to i'd like to get some black market feces and reintroduce my body to a healthier stool it's an actual treatment that's not an actual treatment fecal tran really really what really you know that's an actual no it isn't what it's true it helps the person's guts yeah but you you know what i'm describing and what you guys are describing right there's there's a clear ginormous difference here between helping your gut with like bacteria versus i'm gonna have someone [ __ ] in front of me and you're gonna put on a plastic glove and jam it up my [ __ ] and what i'm describing is that's literally it's not what i'm describing is this sick six million dollar [ __ ] better than he was before [Laughter] that much money what do you do with it i guess you just go to the doctor and be like just jams or shut up my hands or something i got nothing else to do with my money just yes just destroy my [ __ ] with a bunch of [ __ ] i don't know you're a doctor i don't know make me healthy just do whatever decimate my boot tool for science i don't care [Laughter] this is gold plated [ __ ] make me [ __ ] gold you know okay sorry sorry but i know some people are gonna be like joel i i don't think this this discussion is appropriate okay uh not for this game this game is quite serious okay now that we're talking about [ __ ] let's talk about figurative [ __ ] and maybe literal [ __ ] too uh sensitive ears beware we're about to go into funny territory but anyway last night yesterday i ate the carolina reaper and i've taught the talk i said this before but the pain of ingesting one of those things is i would never ever do it again i did it just out of curiosity so i can just be like well it might be a funny stream stream story or whatever but uh let me tell you something eating it is like it's actual [ __ ] pain your throat like hurts it feels like you're breathing fire and you're it's like you ever run on a train or a plane and it's like you go underneath a tunnel and it's like in your ears and you're like oh you know that feeling happens and the pain lingers and just stays with you and you're like you know so uh yeah it's just awful man and it got so weird i started to zone out like a vertical effect the room i'm like i'm going [ __ ] crazy it's crazy but uh it was it was it was a really unique experience because all the snacks and hot sauce that are called carolina reaper it doesn't compare to an actual pepper with the seeds in it uh i would not do it again but out of curiosity i did it to see if if it was that bad and trust me it was awful and guess what a bag i have a bag of more of them and we're gonna eat them all tonight just kidding i'm [ __ ] not doing that let's just say this let's just say this without too much information i'm feeling yesterday okay that's all i'm gonna say and at one point i try to have some solace in the fact that uh oh what do what do i like how i say i found some solace i was gonna say because i was gonna google stuff and all the results was like i had a carolina reaper and for like 25 hours it feels like i've been stabbed in the gut and that didn't help my like anxiety like will this ever go away you know uh okay there's only one thing we can do [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] scotland yeah [Applause] and don't come back i scared him away what the i spooked them away i sp joel green means good alien ra what okay uh they saw you drank six liter of oil yes right okay they didn't find any brains okay if d4 is green do nothing if it's red run really so red ufo is is evil aliens green is nice aliens oh boy okay green means go red means stop there's a hunger meter in this game right too so we should be good you're going the wrong way is that what the the lights on the right side right side okay okay so so red ufo is when we start [ __ ] getting out of here okay nice for the alien abductors a luigi you drunk a liter of oil you'll be good for [Laughter] still perplexed i drank six liters of oil oh jesus okay what's that what's that over there okay by the way i gotta watch out so that no rabbits get near me but i have a weapon now so it's fine you know how many liters to the is a gallon joe i don't know what i don't know american measurements i don't know what is it what do you guys use metric imperial what is it gallon i don't know 10. i had no idea okay watch out watch out okay this is sort of cheat almost because it doesn't run out it's still like good you know so don't worry neither do america canada is strange i thought canada did the european style but apparently canada does both for some reason all right it's like you guys it just depends what you feel like this is what okay hey what are we doing this to today a buddy guy a oh you know okay you know okay well uh what else at least america doesn't use metric time what's metric time the [ __ ] is that okay canada is a mix of metric and imperial we weigh our bodies and pounds and fill our cars and liters in gasoline buy food in kilos and pounds measure distances in kilometers and height in foot inches okay well uh what's this this is stone luigi okay wait what oh [ __ ] the cactus what is this oh you can drink the cactus juice that's [ __ ] mint okay drinking i just walked into it man okay there we go cactus flavor so the cactus flavor is one of at least in europe here uh whenever we see like dragon fruit cactus or like durian we're always like what is this what but you know what the funny those are extremely exotic flavors for us but still we cannot fathom what a grape flavored soda is there's no grape flavor things in sweden you cannot find grape jam if you want to make american things you get you just can't get it it's true we do black currant then we do like uh blueberry and raspberry grape flavored things it's not a thing here at all and i love that [ __ ] so uh you know grape flavor is bad not for me man because i get to try it you know you know damn i feel bad for you all in portugal they started introducing grape fanta oh you lucky okay you drank the carl now you are the car you ran over the cactus the blasphemed against god holy [ __ ] scared the hell out of me man i got jumped by the rabbit yeah [Laughter] jesus christ man jesus christ almighty okay well we're just gonna continue here uh haven't got any nickelback nickelback fans in portugal you ever seen that video where chad kroger he's performing in portugal and someone like throws something at him and he's like we're going to fancy portugal and nobody says anything and everybody's like yeah [Music] and it's like you sure and then somebody like throws something something at him and he goes see ya oh this food every time a dude makes me it was a rock oh jesus that that then i can understand why it was pissed the secret technique somebody in swedish is asking me well what is my opinion about uh toasties i guess toast is the most best name but a toasties or like a warm sandwich or whatever [ __ ] you call it it's just bread that's toasted with cheese and uh a ketchup inside or ham you know what is that called just a piece of what is it grilled cheese grilled cheese there we go real toasty melts let me tell you something uh if you want to ever know the struggle the first uh the first like month i moved out from my parents place the [ __ ] i would eat was just ridiculous i would have like i didn't have an oven so i just had a microwave and what i would do i didn't have a toaster either what i would do i would microwave a grilled cheese and and uh it's just like two pieces of toast cheese and ham in the middle and it got like sweaty underneath this is [ __ ] disgusting oh man you have no idea how [ __ ] stupid i was when i first moved out um for example i didn't even know you had to like re uh you had to refrigerate uh pasta sauce like i i had i have zero [ __ ] life experience so like i made spaghetti and i bought some like dolmio uh bastard sauce right and i opened up the jar and all that stuff and then i put it back in the in the shelf like you know it's it's full of crusher you know the preservatives you know and like like what's this white stuff [Laughter] okay we have we found a place here that better not be where i started by the way hey that that's that's that's pasta alfong mamma mia bellissimo these guys don't do [ __ ] when i have this sword all right okay i'm gonna hold it there so i can remind myself that uh death is close and it can't stab me in the eye this is a reminder to myself you know like you know ah watch out actually that's terrifying okay hey hey hey new place huh this better not be where i started no i don't think it is i don't think it is i don't think it is okay uh this is polish okay take that away oh yes man what what what happened [Music] jesus what the [ __ ] what happened what happened what happened what the [ __ ] happened who scared the [ __ ] out of me what the hell happened damn that asking fart what the [ __ ] happened man christ on the cross man okay this would be nice to get replacement parts but i don't have a car oh yeah i thought it was like a it was a unicycle okay maybe there's something around here i can get something behind okay oh [ __ ] hell this okay okay there's so many good stinks and i can't even use it man oh jesus uh all right you know you know you know what i propose you know what i propose at least we do we what was in that what was in that stop it it's four to four alcohol 30 water 26 blood [Music] foreign [Music] something inside here carl i wonder who's blood god what's on that roof what's on that roof everybody okay i'm gonna what about we wait why why can't i grab things now what happened spam jump oh oh it's the [ __ ] bike if only i could like get the menu back for some reason oh here we go here we go okay pick up sit oh no no no okay all right here we go okay you better not like explode for no reason you know okay there we go and what gas does this guy take no no no no no put put put whatever that was back mount okay uh pick up and drop okay i see we're gonna have some problems with this and down [Music] all right um [Music] we i know this is silly but where is this where is the uh actual gas on this thing that's is that the guess i know all the uh and all the the dumbest teenagers from sweden is gonna be like you never ride the moped for fun no i didn't is it here hang on wha there it is there it is i see it i see it i see it okay fuel tank yeah but what fuel does this thing take diesel okay is it empty uh this is uh it doesn't take peace okay um let's see here pick up and this is just this is empty [ __ ] and this is just a canister all right bottoms up boys [Music] what's this oh it's oily i don't know i don't know what fuel this thing takes but i'm just gonna guess it takes diesel uh i mean oil [Music] it's gonna explode good what's this man what's this oh it's like glass bike is now dead no it ain't oil okay okay i can't find a screen though what's this gas and oil you know what you know what why not got to be a nice combo it's going to be a nice combo here and a little bit of [Music] that's clean fuel baby that is clean fuel that's it that's eco-friendly stop pissing in the tank you know that that's that's that's my this is nictro that that is that is nitro juice okay nitro juice is something i made up just now nitro juice is 64 oil 27 gas 2 alcohol 3 water 5 blood that's neat to do okay okay uh anything else water maybe some water too you know okay i just scared me uh oil tank um what's that i thought it was a pretzel but it's my [ __ ] [Music] okay well you know what you know what all right chat here we go [Music] no no no okay you put this goddamn bike down what's with this bike why is it always being a bastard no sit the [ __ ] down okay good good okay good good good good [Music] here we go [Music] neutral speed my maybe it's a stancing can i push that's it that's it oh oh my little pool made it into the basket okay all right oh [Music] [Music] just leave a trail to my corpse [Music] that's me baby [Music] [Music] well we're going real fast huh i mean we're we're actually going really fast with this can use my sword as some oh look at this yes [Music] okay look at my legs okay well uh lights yes okay we're doing it we're doing it [Music] wash off the cacti [Music] you gotta hop the red ufo doesn't like chase me at night now [Music] can't even catch up to me man okay [Laughter] yeah that's what i'm talking about [Music] uh-oh [Music] slowing down a little bit oh oh no [Music] oh no oh no not good not good didn't even know if i got him but uh all right that is all i'm gonna say i don't like it okay well we're just gonna have to that that's just the star right okay why is it in like parts is that moving or am i moving i don't like this okay uh it's just a radio tower okay okay bastard bike you stan stand when i tell okay yes [Music] [ __ ] and ah no quickly get on okay and oh no no pick up pick up what why is this such a problem all right gentle gentle oh [ __ ] sick okay okay you know i'm gonna sit i'm just gonna sit then i've fallen and i can't get up [ __ ] sake okay take that flip it get on and go okay why is that so complicated watch out now watch out now okay whatever supports were not down oh yes they were oh yes they were i double checked i triple checked maybe yes the radio tower just the radio tower nothing more okay i am lost in the middle of nowhere and it's kind of spooky can i slash off my own legs [Laughter] i thought that was a good idea like less dead weight true okay yes the radio tower is the radio tower don't need the legs so you have a bike hey we're picking up speed actually look at this you're picking up a lot of speed look at this okay okay i don't know how but we are okay uh hey man as long as nothing is chasing me i'm fine what was that okay the alien can outrun you take off your shirt to speed up nitro was real all along okay well so far so good guys see this i mean we are we are going man so so the objective for the quasi object of this game is to reach grandma you know will i do it though will i actually do it just a radio tower just a radio tower just a radio tower just a radio tower all right yes the funny just the funny okay well am i going the wrong way joel well as long as we uh head on the right side of the road we should be good yes the radio tower yeah it's fine it's fine now it's disappearing to the night too so joe wrong road no okay i'm getting sort out because you know well the game certainly has earned its title but okay i should be reaching that pretty soon though whoa whoa whoa whoa why am i turning did i hit a invisible wall quantum quote turn off the lights joel um there we go okay i don't know where i am but i can't be going oh my own my own whoa my reflection kind of spooked me it's like who is this man in the mirror the man in the mirror well the sun is kind of coming up here so that's good that's kind of good uh okay uh question how can a radio tower be that tall up that makes zero sense i think you guys are lying that's got to be the road again that's got to be the road again look at that okay picking up some speed picking up some speed okay yeah yeah yeah yeah we're going we're going on the road again can't wait to [ __ ] on the road again [ __ ] in with my friends something something and i can't wait to get my [ __ ] out tonight okay okay i think above where the the giant rock is that's where we gotta go what's that what's that like sky tampon what is that is that a cloud what is that it's an angel that's the radio tower not every superman uh not everything gonna be the radio tower though milegiza okay take that desert what what's that term that the the the the government the in the movies say that uh the people say yeah you what is it is it mustard gas or swamp gas like to see a giant giant monster it's just swamp gas that's mustard look at my arms yeah i'm just vibing you know okay oh [ __ ] hang on all right we're still going we're still what's going on why why is this happening oh my sword why are you here okay guys i hate to say it but i think actually walking will be faster hang on let's see no not really okay okay okay we gotta pull this out to first by the way uh-uh there we go okay now it's gonna stand now it's gonna stand for oh damn it perfectly watch it watch this and here we go excellent good job you can do it excellent let's go there we go okay you still have [ __ ] in the basket yes i do yeah how did how did that stay how did it stay [Laughter] well i just have a motor if you have the pedal uh because you're meant to just have like um i think a combination of oil and gas to make this thing actually uh uh you know drive but uh you know we've had some issues with it and i wonder why those issues happen you know charlotte must be hitting the road you know but but this is this is nitro it's it's my homemade concoction it's it's it's it's 64 oil 27 gas 2 percent alcohol 3 water 5 blood you know okay okay sila sala says don't you think it's funny how the body made [ __ ] but eating it makes you quote unquote sick guys i think i think [ __ ] is just a big scam you know i think i think the uh the government on antarctis you know i think those guys made it up and i think we need to start a hashtag saying no [ __ ] too you know no but we need a better name for it we need we need a better like you know uh no [ __ ] november no it's gotta be better it's gonna be something better uh no [ __ ] uh [Laughter] what else could do let's quit [ __ ] oh you know hashtag quit [ __ ] nah and i don't know about that no dumb december that's it that's it man that's what i'm talking that is what i'm talking about okay no dumb december okay yeah no [ __ ] september i like no dump no dump no no dump december i'm just letting you know i'm just letting you know imagine a world where you wouldn't need the [ __ ] the government spends a lot of time and money on making toilet paper it weighs [ __ ] imagine the technology we can achieve overnight we can reach the stars we can reach the road you took a big we crossed the entire desert oh my god take that okay it's just a bunny i thought it was on the car all right ladies and gentlemen we're back on the road it feels good man all right no no on the road again how do we know that we're going the right way because the la the lights are on the right side you know this isn't how i remember gta4 wait the the ticker on twitch didn't change to the long i road i did that but uh [ __ ] hang on uh it did oh okay okay i see what if it's actually the wrong way well it might be quite the uh quite the uh conundrum okay i'm still gonna change if i can uh [Laughter] if i can find a car i will abandon the bike i mean i like the bike but uh can we have some radio on uh there's no radio on this thing though but i'll be your radio i guess it's turning even in game apparently there is you gotta reach grandma's house and if you reach grandma's house there's a little cutscene that place and it says you did it too okay can you explain what this game is um it's uh it's a game where you do this okay it's a long drive oh okay thank you well you're welcome don't worry about it anyway uh as i was saying uh they're on the right side of the road but we gotta find a house or something you know watch out oh jesus okay it's about a guy who missed the desert bus do you think anybody has walked the distance between them no they haven't touched into arizona could even walk that you would die of dehydration wouldn't you you could just walk it actually power we all have the power travel companies saw a scam you say oh i want to go to america who i'd love to visit jamaica well guess what you can do it right now if you start walking now it is possible to achieve any location on earth walking swimming all is possible step ahead of the other foot and you too can travel for free [Music] okay i can't swim i guess you're [ __ ] then oh we got two three rabbits no it's just two just two try by samurai i still have my gun i just don't have any uh hey you're everybody just beat okay i just don't have uh anything to really uh load it up with with uh [Laughter] i'm going crazy kill the ball kill kill there was two guns back in the cursed toilets yeah but there was just bbs ah and i can't but can i carry the bbs in my pocket maybe okay well put them down brain rabies [Laughter] find the ak there's an ak in this game wilson with an air rifle cast away is uh wait a minute wait a goddamn minute okay wait a [ __ ] moment did i no no no no no that's not possible that's just not possible man i refuse to believe that that no [ __ ] way it's stuck on there guys uh okay all right do you think this game is art you know a lot of people ask intel and say our video games art and i say no it's i spelt that out for you why is my character like vibrating why is going like [Laughter] it's the basket no it was like doing it earlier too i don't know what it is okay he is cold it's the arizona desert man probably all right is this is this one of his first place no no no no this is my second stream of this actually i streamed the first hold up if there's a bunny over there if you cross the desert long enough you might just end up lupin oh my god i went the wrong way i was the wrong [ __ ] way [Music] oh jesus christ what what's what what the [ __ ] oh so but that doesn't make any sense i went this way and i started devi but how did i like [Music] that makes no sense how how did that happen like [ __ ] [ __ ] there's some trickery i refuse to believe that happened oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it happened when you got spooked by the radio tower why did i i have such a sensitive keyboard i roll my thumb over the b this [ __ ] scared me [Laughter] wait wait wait wait was this where i started to deviate was that it no it doesn't right no because i came from this way okay well that was a [ __ ] ginormous waste of time [Laughter] do you think i think my character has like oil with trolls after drinking after drinking six liters of oil he's like oh i'm feeling it ah [ __ ] [Laughter] okay well it's not night time yet it's not we basically wasted a whole day a whole goddamn day out here in the desert doing that but that's fine that's fine okay can i just okay i can really cross down okay excuse me where's my head [Laughter] hello i i spent many many years in the himalayan mountains with a bunch of buddhist monks to achieve this gamer posture you know [Laughter] i looked you know i look like that [ __ ] parrot or whatever you know the parrot try to shag what is it is it james may or whatever like this this the guy hang on uh green parrot dance gif the kakapo yes so you can find it yes okay i'm thinking of this guy i'm thinking of this bastard okay hang on [Laughter] i can't really see it now but but [Laughter] what's happening what's going on okay well the sun is set because i can see my shadow but but yeah you get you get what i was trying to do okay maybe maybe having my head up regular like a like a person would help okay over there please thank you there i am again i have an idea [Music] read the alien we talking about that's a radio tower right that's a radio tower right just a radio tower just a radio tower man that's the radio tower see see yep yep yep it's fine it's fine it was a radio tower man okay that's where i got the bike okay we need to make a stop here then okay we have gone full circle everybody we have gone full circle uh that's amazing well we can we can just have shelter over here you know at night okay and it's nothing well it's fine okay so wait a minute wait a [ __ ] minute so was i going the wrong way on ironically because people keep saying that if it if the lights are on the right side you're going the right way but but i found the bike after but wait no because i found the cross thing that scared me with the bunny and i didn't have the bike then and then i found this place and started going there we go and i started deviating so i went like this okay theoretically like i i took the bike i went dude okay so if i just follow the goddamn road we should be fine okay if i forget this on screen god damn it okay okay okay anything else in here okay what is this pick up what is this coolant huh okay bring him back okay hang on uh walter okay okay here's what i'm gonna do we're gonna take it a little more seriously here's what i propose how do you empty the tank yeah i have a really stupid idea i can't believe that worked let's have it upside down man okay now uh let me get this out [ __ ] worthless okay oh [ __ ] sake stand for [ __ ] sake i don't have my light my light okay all right okay okay hang on hang on yes okay okay try to mess with me now man try to mess with me now okay all right so now this this fuel fuel thing is empty it's empty okay so what is the golden combination here that we actually need so it's it's diesel and gas right combine them that's how we do it i don't know anything about it it's 97 gas 3 oil you just need guess okay well we're going to see what we can find here uh empty and this is empty okay and this is what is this what is this it's 100 but um i guess it smells nice get closer okay okay now it smells like lavender i guess it okay uh all right see that that gun i already have with the bbs but we don't want that to you know uh so there's that uh anything under here maybe coolant is a brick wait a minute what's this what's this is anything in here empty [ __ ] okay anything in here and empty damn it hmm is alcohol empty i want can i put a giant wheel on my bike hang on come on the one time i want you to cooperate with me okay here we go uh won't fit yeah you say that but gmod has taught me otherwise yes yes they doubted me they said and then oh it doesn't even go there okay wow okay where'd my wheel go there you go okay what wheel is it though not this one is it this one this one right i can use anything i want i think uh i can't actually use that one wait a minute check this guy out check this boy out man okay set that up that's pretty damn not actually what was the point of that what that was the point it's the same it's just the same so i'm just making a metal monstrosity uh it's like no point at all uh but maybe uh we can't put something i just needed like a giant i just need a giant thing here we go here we go yes man okay is that the one i gotta use no it's like the the bikes before like uh you know when stuff was figured out see okay so that that goes there so there we go like early like mid eighteen hundreds okay yeah yeah and then maybe i gotta put it first yes yes now the moment of truth guys about to see some [ __ ] magic [Music] they called me a madman they called me a madman did they know i invented bikes okay okay uh we're having a little problem but uh i mean the core principle is here you know we're out of gas if we don't need gas man that's not the problem here okay okay there we go there we go okay put it down [ __ ] i hate this thing okay do you think that it's harder with the stand on they called me a madman they called me a madman they called me a madman they say they couldn't be done they called me a madman i was outcast for my beliefs in science now they know who was right okay this is amazing and it works okay here's what we're gonna do we're gonna make superbike okay it totally works okay i'm gonna make the back wheel bigger too and that way you can see you can see the power i'm also gonna fix the [ __ ] basket by the way so you know yes yes you called me i'm hammering for my beliefs but now they know that's right [Music] fifa okay let's see here uh [Music] drop get off now they know the power actually faster guys legitimately faster [Laughter] okay whoa what happened what was that what the hell was that i just like stopped okay see i've traded i i've traded like low acceleration for max speed so uh you know but i'm fine with this i'm fine with this i am [ __ ] great with this man all right so we're gonna fix the crap basket real quick that's fine okay uh there we go there we go it has been redeemed we gotta try it we gotta try it it works it works ladies and gentlemen it works okay we we are we are making progress man okay awesome all right now we're just gonna stay on the road here we're not gonna deviate from the road we're gonna stay here and you know we'll we'll get places we'll get places you know okay i feel we need some like fallout music hmm what would be good [Music] [ __ ] that [ __ ] it [ __ ] that bike in before giant and swarm joel first time i ever played fallout 3 i thought vats was the only way to play the game until i realized that no you also are meant to shoot regularly in that game and i thought that the the gun play was so abysmally terrible in in fallout 3 that like well you got to use vats it's like the game was meant to be played that way because it looks so awkward otherwise and there are people who never use vets like what okay imagine playing like fallout 3 and never using vats no i don't like to use my action points i'm saving them up okay delta delta rune chapter two releases that yeah well i'm i i'm i'm not streaming dr rune uh i'm not slash off my own legs imagine playing fallout 3. why though i can't read you know i don't know what the characters are saying i don't know what the the scribbles on the screen you see okay yeah uh so you know when i you know when i won't be streaming uh delta running three days or two days um you know you know that i i won't be streaming it because you know i'm violent okay there was a car outside my my my apartment honking and it felt like it was taunting you know okay nothing so far nothing so far we can't read because he's swedish okay i'm i'm running at a pretty good pace actually um if this if this game had uh whoa look at that whoa this game had had uh water and hunger meter it'd be pretty bad you know so if you can't read how are you reading this joke because i have a spider in my ear saying what the funny scribbles mean he's really good so you know [Music] he's he's telling me that guy okay oh yeah yeah i'll take it too i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle okay let's see here uh we're still on the road i i just really want a car at this point but i'm sure we'll find a new uh location pretty soon so fallout 5 for gameplay i feel i feel completely out of my head for for saying this but i i kind of prefer fallout 3 to new vegas it's because it's like it's got more of that oblivion funniness to it you know it's like the gum play is is so so awkward sometimes when you're shooting somebody with a rifle in vets they suddenly like go up in the sky and and i i this just new vegas is more legitimately like as a game in that regard with the story but i feel the um three is more just silly like i don't know 10 penny tower when you're blowing up uh megaton city and was it what's her name moira survives as a ghoul and he's like oh gee this is very interesting to survive that nuclear explosion oh this is very neat too okay new vegas fell apart for me uh literally three quests broke any plans to play new warrior game yes in fact it's above me right here so uh tomorrow probably be warioware and the day after uh we'll be playing mario wink wink says that too why didn't fallout 3 come out to them was it 2008 or seven it was nine right what was 2008 jesus christ huh um but i i i haven't played fallout 3 in so long but it might be fun to stream because i'm not streaming any other schools games at the moment i was contemplating on doing skyrim next honestly guys but um you know what what can i add on that game i mean i i maybe yeah but i want if i'm doing skyrim i want to do some sort of angle on it it can't just be skyrim it's got to be i gotta spice it up i would love i would love if there was a mod because i know there might be a mod like this but i don't know if it actually works or not i would love a uh voice integration mod we're doing the first rod thing i actually gotta like actually do it because it would be funny as [ __ ] if my character just goes occasionally but i'm just talking [ __ ] with you guys and i'm like goddammit and and some some dude just falls down a bridge like oh damn it i do it in vr uh next vr game i'm gonna stream is cooking simulator vr uh i don't think i can do skyrim in vr complex because i'd be like you know 60 hours of effort i rather not be sweating for that long you know is that something in the distance right there ah it's just dawns in okay okay it's the radio tower do vr chat no i will never ever do the art chat on ironically i i not not not not my kind of stuff okay um i gotta say though even though this game is like a cataclysmic shitpost it is kind of nice to look at with the sunset even though it's like kind of ugly there's some beauty in its atrocious uh graphics uh you know okay we couldn't re we couldn't reach a new house before uh sunset but you can actually cook yes i i can cook man it's one of those few things i pride myself on man um you know uh it's kind of funny my my dad has no interest at all for cooking food but my mom's pretty good at cooking and i i uh i like to cook you know so um you know uh this weekend i'm gonna be serving um a really exquisite plate i've been thinking i'll do one i was trying to try to think of like new things to try and um i was thinking of uh there's this like new place in town um and i think it's french and it's just like [ __ ] gorgeous looking baguettes and uh suhay okay okay never thought about doing a racing game stream uh actually uh after we do cooking vr i would love to do fly microsoft flying sim with the flying thing as well uh but uh you know oh guys what was that game i'm sure you remember what this is called but i i don't there was a game where it was like you make these giant hot wheels tracks and you go like a thousand miles per hour and you're like and you're meant to go on these tracks it's kind of like a lego thing what was that called trackmania oh my yes trackmania man that game still still played trackmania man remember that trackmana was awesome trackmania it's bigger than ever what you're kidding me man it's a 20 20 version no [ __ ] it's a subscription game now okay uh well we might we go all right can i fall asleep standing yes i can just stand okay i'm like a horse i know more geo gets replaced you're watching it yeah i think this is uh utah it's free what are you talking about i don't know what i'm talking about okay when are we flying back to sweden i'm tired of go being in brazil oh you missed your plane oh sorry to say man look at that look at that walk animation huh it's like i am the butthole you know okay i'm actually perplexed there's no houses like i've been walking a fair bit now but you know oh yeah you know where's my katana where's my katana oh my [ __ ] god where's my katana where did they go what the hell oh man where the hell did i drop it he's just gone man you slept in it i left my katana oh there it is there it is i think please be the katana please oh yes it is yes it is okay okay yeah not so tough now huh huh okay thank god thank lord sorry i had to get that stress out somehow yeah [Music] all right nice cropping thanks [Music] okay where's the skooma [Music] guys my map is bugged up wake up here we're dreaming not even last night's storm can wake you up [Music] what's your name ah yes we've been expecting you uh [Music] i don't know what this joke is going okay contemplate this on the tree oh whoa holy [ __ ] there's a goddamn marathon of a stream i know man isn't it and you guys thought like oh he's not gonna do it tonight hey guys what's bethesda doing right now like what game are they working on is it still like star citizen explorer or whatever nothing starfield didn't they just like release skyrim on some like haha thing like there was like i saw something i saw someone post something about like 10-year anniversary skyrim well [ __ ] i might just have to play it then you know i mean why not why the hell not i think it'd be great fishing dlc i have a weird memory or something do you guys remember when like skyrim had a they announced that they were doing a week where the developers could do whatever the [ __ ] they wanted for just one week and they were afraid to do like stuff and they came up with like all these great things for one week that they later put in as dlc and various like quality of life changes in the game for just one week and they did all this awesome stuff with this bulb of a soundtrack and like this is so much content [Music] and then they never did anything more than all that do you remember this like skyr skyrim game week no developers just adding things i do yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i can't be the only one who like remembers this what do they make [Music] it was something [Music] they did like i think rideable dragons in that game week or something like that like ridable dragons and they did uh uh something else all these things and i'm i'm just wondering like why why don't bethesda give give their developer more give developers more more stuff to do like that man you know they made that into the game yes that's what i'm saying they did a bunch of stuff that ended up being as like big things you know all right wasn't there some sort of kind of top hat mud crab it's like a giant mud i don't remember but you know uh they added them as mods for steam workshop all right the world of games aren't designed by investor panel guys i have a question was todd howard at e3 this year i don't i don't think he was was he yes i don't remember i don't remember what did he say what what did he what did he talk about nothing he said starfield and then left okay well chess club nothing of value that's why you don't remember okay yo it's [ __ ] up i wish bethesda could just make what they're known and good at and i mean like just make elder scrolls okay that's what we want and then some people want star field i guess but [Music] come on just make it just make yellow skulls quote unquote good ad but you know what i mean joe wants skyrim for 20 years i guess it's a monkey paw thing i want bethesda to focus on elder scrolls only make skyrim five okay this joke is funny but i've had enough of it okay okay and fall out too do you guys ever find it kind of weird that like fallout started with the third game you know joel who stole the car uh i kind of [ __ ] it okay yeah what would be good walking music and i walked 500 miles okay yeah just a lot of walking in this game man well it's kind of my own fault honestly because the bike and you know pissing pissing in the tank but okay if i don't get a house in about like five minutes i might uh need to [ __ ] off and and do the art here because uh you know crazy bus menu music okay okay oh watch i gonna stab myself in the eye here it comes katana means samurai sword okay i was gonna why the hell is like i asked for recommend recommended music and i see at least three people just go gangnam style gangnam style oh i'm kind of sad that gangnam style has not reached ironic [ __ ] posting like i feel i'm probably the only one who perpetrates it you know like i've wanted to become like [ __ ] ironic meme it i totally asked where when what what are you talking about it did a few years ago like eight years ago give it 10 years okay yeah see if i can't do that okay okay well it was ironic when it came out to when i wasn't was it college uh whatever um it was my first exposure to dubstep and i remember um goddammit my classmate was drawing skrillex logos on the [ __ ] math thing i'm like what is that it's skrillex is that a metal band or something because i thought the font was kind of like metal looking it's like oh check this out salsa all my boss boys sweet rally what was my major in college i um i this makes media it's called i took media and it's a waste of [ __ ] time the only thing i really learned from the class and stuff like that is i learned a little bit radio stuff and i learned um which i find not to get too serious here but i find one thing that what they were always talking about was that it's very very very important where if people spout a bunch of [ __ ] you need to see where the source is from you know i always be like yeah but who said what when instead of saying some guy said i guess that's why i love love talking to you guys because it's always like joel watch out the guy can be found there i'm like really yes and i'm like that's [ __ ] but i believe it okay is that a house i don't know what it is but we sure are walking we walking lord are we walking okay this is kind of turning into desert bus unironically at this point because it's just like walking and walking and walking and walking you know i think that's it oh no no no no no no okay yeah it's like a ass crack of the sky okay i'm [ __ ] walking here joe what is the best starburst flavor i don't know what a starburst is it takes days to finish this game with the vehicle oh oh what's a starburst isn't starburst like a chocolate bar what am i think burst something or whatever isn't it no i don't know what starburst is man it's american womb oh more oh okay okay uh well is starburst a generic candy for that kind of candy because i know what guam is worm uh like like there's plenty of other like starbursty no no okay oh that's bad because then i can't like specifically say cuz i might be describing something else you guys like oh this is costing you know but when it comes to those like fruity ch chewables uh whatever i i love pear and banana flavored stuff they always taste [ __ ] great pear and banana maybe starburst has that too oh pear not hair yummy [Music] okay also a lot of stuff was happening at the start of the stream you had a green ufo coming in and there was like a thing it was like a house and and now it's just like introspective starburst talk uh i saw something ridiculous i saw something ridiculous i i was at a candy store and um they have a lot of like exotic american stuff and whatever and i saw something called monster munch and it was these awesome like halloween shaped chips as ghosts and they were pizza flavored uh that was awesome man i had to buy a bag but i saw something very crazy they were selling uh they were selling uh cigars but they were marketing it like uh for gamers and because the guy was smoking a cigar and he was going and he had like glasses on like cool swag glasses [Laughter] i guess if i could find this like what the [ __ ] is that like cigars are for like you know aristocrats like you know businessmen and [ __ ] but hang on uh [Music] can i yes yes i found them look look and these are like these are like cigars man but it's like for gamers or something what the [ __ ] she said big and tipsy what the [ __ ] it's just cigars like what what the hell houston east okay i don't know man i have no idea i have no idea but i thought it was funny i guess what is it called again what tell us this call again a big deep sea what the [ __ ] it's cigarillos you cut out the tobacco out and use the rolling paper for blunts okay but how do i how do i make meth out of that what [Laughter] yeah here's the flavors look at this look at this look you got cray flavor lit squad and sheesh it's goddamn cigars so for old people so marketing this for like idiotic vaping gamers yeah i want delete flavor squad this is like a desperate attempt at some like old like nicotine factory to be like we need to reach the kids what do the kids do they say lit and squad and gray and sheesh how do we do it i don't know just put a bunch of names that'll get them hooked [Laughter] this is like almost as bad as like uh uh what what is it called the uh the the gamer sniff thing well the gamers might maybe not like for like that that that kind of crowd but you know still aren't you an idiotic vaping gamer well i might be an idiot gamer but a vaping one i'm not so you know guys you got me i know you're all capping at me right now let me just do a big vape excuse me uh i'm just killing it clown juice i didn't do the sound [ __ ] it [Music] seem controversial hang on oh mine doesn't do the [ __ ] noise [Laughter] sad the clown okay gotta angle it angle it needs to be wet okay fake clown look at the clown now [Laughter] stop stop sounding the microphone okay all right well we're gonna find a house here in about three minutes or else i i'm just going to continue this play through another point because i've streamed for eight hours today which is really long you know but you know sometimes i do long stream sometimes i string for like two minutes and i say oh so me so tired oh head hurty okay how long is this game i don't know i don't know man if anything it'd be a good point to like uh quit for today when i uh reach the uh the house or whatever you know [Applause] joel i went to sleep and you're still here i love i love that because um you realize that you actually don't sleep for that long when you like go to sleep you get the impression that and then the next day but that brings me to a thing i had a [ __ ] up i had a [ __ ] up idea what if you were to like record yourself sleeping right he used to be like do i talk in my sleep but then then something horrific came to my head right what if you like record yourself like sleeping and you sleep talk or whatever and then you start to start saying some like really weird language stuff but you start talking in reverse and stuff like that and you're like i gotta delete this audio file it's i don't like it alien ah not alien but all right there's a book with that plot well harry potter sleep streams are a thing on twitch sleep streams what excuse me yes no because then twitch enforce a tos about you can't fall asleep what what you talking about do one okay can't catch me twitch too quick for you cobra reflexes i snap out of it like a soldier you know ba-boom get him oh wait he's awake [Laughter] i feel like if you fall asleep on stream and you're still streaming while sleeping you really gotta like say maybe i'm spending a little too much time on the internet you know because at that point you might as well just like stream yourself like forever streaming it [Laughter] starting to like big brother stuff you know i think at that point i think at that point you're not just streaming for for entertainment you're streaming for like you're filling up some sort of hollow void in your life yeah i need people to watch me sleep you know what they made a movie about that it's called a turban show you know [Laughter] it's a sex thing what oh it's it's a fit dish now okay okay i see sleep fetish how did that develop let's say let's say let's say your wife and you jump on the bed right and she falls asleep because you have such a acorn of a penis okay and then you're like hey it's like oh sorry sorry it's just so [ __ ] boring it's a thing i i'm sure it is but what the [ __ ] guys guys i'm falling asleep on the sex maybe i need a drip cigar or whatever [Laughter] good grief okay oh [ __ ] why did i do that why did i do that i i need my sword i need my sword [ __ ] [ __ ] it i don't know why i dropped it like that but whatever okay i can actually kind of see more of the road here but there's a whole lot of nothing a whole lot of nothing a whole lot of nothing please give me a house or something oh jesus christ dude can you even die from this game yes yes you can you definitely can if it if it's a long drive why are you walking because my bike broke house then safe yeah i think it's a good idea if i can't see a house here there's gotta be something come on hello wife hello husband tonight we're gonna try some really kinky [ __ ] oh yeah watch this oh dude that's that's crazy okay the dream excuse me am i jumping taller and taller every time look at my legs i'm like bayonetta if i'm if i get like auto key or something could i set this up so i would like jump every frame you know finally be another three game player jump the scroll wheel you know what that that's that's a good idea burp piece uh hang on um jump settings uh all right can't rebound oh okay [ __ ] why didn't god's name turn up depth of field hang on uh draw this fps limit maximum scroll wheel uh field of view on foot oh let's do this why not okay uh oh yeah player i forgot about this why not why not hey guys i'm a streamer on twitch look at me i'm i'm repping the merch and stuff [Music] okay all right well everybody uh that's what i'm talking about see i like to play my games a little bit of that quake fob you know it's it's pretty good it's pretty good y'all jesus christ okay it was depth of field field of view uh which i can't find by the way but all right uh can you can you save in the middle of nowhere because i i i like this game a lot but but i i'm getting to like to a point where i'm like dude i'd i'd rather like not just be walking and walking and walking and walking i i know it's my fault it's like i should have been in the car or i should have done this or that but like okay i have a question can you spawn something in this game you know okay i thought that was the road but come on give me give me a house or something man okay you can save yeah yeah i know but like it just and apparently it takes literal actual days to beat this game little days you know put on a custom radio huh okay let's check out metal metal radio metal radio death metal pit 24 7 internet okay [Music] so [Music] thanks okay do you guys see anything in the distance i mean it's i see a radio see a little radio over there know and you know what let's get to the radio and then let's call it for today yeah okay there's a dead body joel what it's a dead body we're talking about what i watched a stream of yours the other day and i loved how you said [ __ ] he passed it what what dead body please look at my slice the rock here slice the rock here talk about dead body what one guy [ __ ] blind what dead body joe that boy if you smell ah okay ah i see it's pretty good i'll head to that tower at least too so remember how you're talking about checking people's horses okay anyway you can drive the rock jewel no you can't no you can't all right anyway what was i saying uh anyway so uh before people ask me for real uh or have asked i'll probably stream i know delta rune releases in about 20 hours or something like that i will do it in about two days i want to do warrior wear tomorrow and then uh you know i also want to like not stream it exactly when it comes out to uh oh is it versus six hours i don't stream it immediately because i don't want people to be like coming in here and not knowing who i am and being like i want to see delta rune game play stop making jokes you know i'd rather have it not be usurped by the uh the avalanche of streams going on at the same time you know because i don't want people coming in not knowing that you know my streams my stream formula is a little more silly than you would expect sometimes and people be like oh this is this is awful stop stop take it seriously not that i don't take game seriously but i'm saying you know i i don't want to be overwhelmed by an influx of a huge audience that just wants deltarune you know i love i love playing a serious game sometimes but but i i'd rather not be swept up in the uh what's it called like the the the giant hype of a new game you know so i'll give it a date i'll give it a day so i can focus on other things you know why is my character masturbating the katana okay if death ruin is considered serious i'm done no no okay i'll explain oh what the hell what is this hang on what all all right okay not anything for [ __ ] miles but all right um anything like a truck here hey you you're finally awake here we are crossing the border oh nothing okay well at least gives us a little bit of overview on the next area something over there wow it's nothing that that rock looks funny but it's just like bad graphics all right i guess i can just like stand here for a while but uh no um you know i've done serious streams and all that and i it just depends what i'm in the mood for really but i'm saying when a new game releases and even though delta rune is like a it's still a funny game you know it's toby fox and all that stuff it's more so for me when i'm playing something i i don't want to be um when it's a big game that's coming out and everybody's expecting stuff um and i'm i'm hyped for it too um it's just uh i'd rather have the game relax a little bit so maybe you guys get a chance to play it as well but there's a lot of people that will never play it and will rather have just me play it you know uh because you know i streamed undertale and delta room but um you know i i just i just don't want to be completely overwhelmed when the game comes out it's like three two one and like holy [ __ ] you know so uh i i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm talking about honestly i guess i'm just saying um i'll let the pros do it first and then i'll take it you know you'll see your stream revoked i don't know i don't know what i'm saying you know you know what it is you know what it is here's what it boils down to i just don't want a huge audience when it happens i mean there's gonna be a lot of people coming in uh from this watching delta room but i'm saying if i were to stream it when it just comes out it's gonna be a lot of people call there for it and you know uh i don't know i don't know okay well i think for now uh long long run here we'll see it but uh you don't want two thousand new chat babies who think you're a pro walkthrough streamer or something yeah yeah you you know for grandma you said it way [ __ ] better than i ever could i don't know why i had to go on a spiel for like you know yeah that's it that's it man you nailed it you know that's it [ __ ] nailed it man said it way about it i could have you know all right well ladies and gentlemen uh we'll get we'll get to deltarune and we'll have a great time i'm excited for it i actually i had uh yesterday people told me about it and i'm like oh [ __ ] really huh but uh yeah i'm looking forward to it i'm sure it's gonna be a great game man um so there's gonna be a lot of a lot of funnies man but for now that's the long run oh [ __ ] i forgot to save [Applause] oh [Applause] [Applause] it all saves oh [ __ ] thank god [Music] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i saved [Music] all right anyway uh check back tomorrow for a little bit more but uh uh you know it [Music] wow the fun actually mean what the hell or is it google translate stupid vaphon means for fun it's it's sort of uh i can't really translate it right but buffon is like it's not offensive it's more like a it's like a power word it's like it's like when something bad happens you're like what what a [ __ ] like come on you know and saying like what the [ __ ] it's not the same it's like my fun it's like it's just it's just a feeling of it's like an annoyance like really like [ __ ] we call it power words in sweden when you swear in sweden like sometimes it's not meant to be like bad it's more so like you're strengthening something it's like it's like saying oh the weather's bad today or if you say like the weather's [ __ ] bad today the [ __ ] part is like not like that offensive to say you know um but you know uh sentence enhancers i i like that i like that i like that man but ladies and gentlemen uh that's gonna be the long drive for today uh sorry it got a little boring towards the end i suppose but uh you know that's sometimes what happens when you play a game where you cross the desert but uh i had fun but [Laughter] i'm gonna be right back with the art because again i promised a big art section here so sit tight and more stuff coming up but don't go nowhere [Music]

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

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Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, long, drive, signal, simulator, desert, bus, driving, ufo, alien, bunny, car, construction, poop, pee, popeye, glitch, glitchy, physics

Id: 9UWf45YtM24

Length: 169min 27sec (10167 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 19 2021