[Vinesauce] Joel - Jazzpunk ( Part 1 )

all right we're gonna do a little bit of jazz punk there's a game i've actually been meaning to stream for a while and i never got around to but this uh really uh eccentric game about various things uh i've seen a little bit of gameplay footage of this and apparently like the gameplay story and everything it just changed up every once in a while and i think randy sandwich might be in it uh but yes uh cyberjazz 2077. but this is the director's cut by the way apparently there's two versions of this game and this is the uh remaster or whatever um i don't know but hey we're gonna be playing it jazz punky i i'm going to this first time playthrough so uh okay display settings full screen you can turn it off oh yes okay let me just fix this up [Music] or so i thought [Music] uh the screen is a little [ __ ] up hang on a little little funny i got here but uh no no we got it we got it everybody all right cool [Music] or so i thought the game actually snaps into a resolution that i don't like hang on what the hell is this okay there we go and here it is jazz punk uh again i don't know anything about this game but i do know that it's a very eccentric game and i i should be expecting something but uh okay that's been recommended me many times so uh let's uh let's just play man okay sound all right too okay there's a little bit of japanese okay this is a japanese game no one isn't it okay all right i don't know what to expect but oh god oh my god jesus christ dude like orange juice and toothpaste visually how it's made jazz punky [Laughter] all right i got it oh it's like oh my eyes i can't even look at it ow okay [Music] okay coming the whole game isn't just like this place it isn't okay good it's just a visual kind of like okay it's just the intro or two all right it's a lot of japanese text in this game which is just like aesthetically meant to parody something here it's just the aesthetic here i'm not sure what it's parroting here but it's like my brb screen all right that's sad i guess okay oh my god the mouse the slightest breath is okay we have to fix this i got control input uh input settings amount sensitivity oh thank you okay now i can play it like a normal game all right darlington lawrence and coke quantitative accounting do i go in here or okay carter fairfax import export too okay uh down honey the director will be right with you all right all right um can i look at some stuff beforehand saxophone lessons acoustic or piece of electronic all right group of private lessons courses you choose the style you want to learn rate is 45 okay uh please call mr livermore okay for sale table fortram okay all right see what else we have here boot okay greatest digestive organs [Laughter] vr guide huh all right input output too all right well i sit down [Applause] uh it's ready for you all right pursue the articles does it vertical on scanning cause schizophrenia local neurocast listing weeks of sept what what black hat okay leaked spec on it for how to get the most out of your bypass rom social engineering tips reduction algorithms hysteresis signaling and more radius digestive organs i thought that was pretty funny black market price price guide soak the wetware enthusiast magazine in this issue we compare 13 bio targets luricants it's all machine code catheter catheters how to prevent synaptic seizures and mine melt plus build your own ekg box schematics inside playbot low gauges astable and bistable all right all right here i go please i will say we much business to this guy is there subtitles of this hang on options display settings uh input settings there's no subtitles subtitles okay all right yeah you want me to sit down on this sure about this basically we need you to infiltrate the salvia consulate right now they've taken some of our important technology and it's imperative that we're getting the right hands as per usual here's your missional subscription don't take too many all right if you need me i'll be in the wine cellar all right uh i'll take one okay uh see on from a city called central depot all right take one capsule every mission or until reality is sufficiently augmented okay john doe uh dextrose dr dudley homer all right all right start [Laughter] [Music] i'm fine infiltrate the soviet consulate [Music] [Laughter] okay i love you bye-bye hello where do you have this oh thanks so much you said anything else [Laughter] i love to learn you know what it's like shitty shitty off-brand cowboy bebop in the dogs background sugar cane [Laughter] okay loops now all right you better get in there huh okay yes these people they don't say anything all right wait did he walk on a pigeon or something all right we'll see let's see what else we want to [Music] all right the registry yeah condemned due to swan it's all infestation the giants man i got a partition goes like this i got some upcoming gigs almost let me tell you something i mix jazz with jello this [ __ ] blaring jazz at the back jesus christ okay hey buddy take this decal sir use it to scramble three carrier frequency pigeons block each pigeon three times in order to be ghosted nice try my cranium is 90 lead nice try nice try nice try my crazy lead [Music] i'm pretty sure you stole my laptop you're all right what's going on it's alex jones [Music] okay oh god okay i i saw something the other day and it was so goddamn funny hang on you can find it it's not the alex jones plays a cdi game hang on you you guys know the uh the industrial metal band ministry they have a song called lice and whoever cut this together did a [ __ ] amazing job [Music] [Applause] yes [Music] what the [ __ ] okay i gotta ask i gotta ask the conspiracy theory guy or whatever but is he a big joke like like is he just is it all like a character like [Laughter] lewis okay this is crazy okay back to this uh okay [Applause] [Music] whoa whoa whoa whoa well welcome back to a spooky saturday everybody [Laughter] what is this okay i was gonna say find eight slices of pizza you have a pizza face and i told him okay okay do a weedling okay is this okay oh there god it's like my worst nightmare man okay you're that guy in stereo oh geez i gotta defeat him okay what am i supposed to do oh i'm cutting them up okay okay uh it's still still still going okay what the hell okay okay i got that guy i thought that was like the head zombie guy so i could have you know or do i get in now or oh yeah yes i do or something okay yeah okay we're using the cutter and uh we're making progress even though i'm being mauled to death by these pizza zombies he's a crisis like listening to my own commentary here okay oh that was what i was meant to do all right all working no play makes jack of no pizza [Music] what [Music] there was not to do that was just [Music] all right [Music] just an anecdote i guess okay a sex boot i don't like that i gotta wait what about the jazz guy you crazy ah okay [Laughter] crazy [Music] [Laughter] come on come on come on out got one of them okay pheromone [Music] it's okay i guess i'm milking the pigeon here okay [Applause] i'm trying to get free wi-fi from starbucks better drop my password cracker on the road what the [ __ ] i feel this game just doesn't give a [ __ ] it just things happen oh god what have i done oh i'm sorry okay i gotta do this i gotta do this oh my god oh jesus that is gangnam style look at that amphibian data visor okay eight data packages to correct let's try these nightmare goggles or everything looks the same the [ __ ] is this [Music] okay there's the password thanks now let privacy please oh it's gonna it's kind of towed off what are you looking at too huh huh you shouldn't be looking at that [Laughter] the show is starting shortly okay this is gonna be very bad for business uh okay all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's a this is what it looks like to be like a if tick tock challenges what happened in the 1940s they'd look like this oh god [Laughter] this is a real toy i feel like putting on some slayer to this would be very appropriate in fact let's do that right now [Music] it's not really slayer but [Music] [Music] all right enough of that all right is that it i can eat popcorn all right all right well that was amazing i don't really care if he's not paying me okay this game is very uh when you move you kind of go you know all right we haven't entered the actual building yet but uh you know i feel i want to explore the city a little bit more first uh not yet all right where's that pigeon i saw [Music] yes i'm not sure what i'm getting but i think i am literally milking the pigeon at some point too what's another pigeon up here too this [ __ ] jazz [Music] [Applause] no wrong hey buddy how you doing how did i how did i just miss him okay i guess his jazz is making me like completely blind i saw him by the way i saw him uh eu aim don't worry don't worry i saw him over there i saw him over there yes you like jazz whoa you crazy where was this jazz pumpkin yes all right should i talk to her all right don't worry i got norton i ain't got no wheels oh no you're pregnant there it is there you go there you go all right where's the guy here here man thanks for collecting the pigeons oh no don't do that no don't do that please wait while they bake okay um [Laughter] oops karma can i still pick it up can i put him in the microwave no okay hey you're streaming bird often the worst stream on the internet i got some upcoming gigs almost a terabyte i love that i record on that okay you'll steal a dollar no i'm gonna steal a dollar from can i oh you crazy okay wait a minute can i no no no no no guess what just happened jazz man play me some post not coitus music my soul needs healing okay [Laughter] real sex okay still uh no no okay stop it okay come back when you've got the mcguffin yeah yeah don't worry about it okay yeah hey buddy sure my eyes [Laughter] i haven't laughed this is so dumb okay all right well time to spy i suppose can you go into the front i guess i can i'm afraid you don't have appointment sorry i cannot allow you access okay okay but the difference between this channel and vine sauce well you see uh when you don't need subtitles to watch it you have insufficient security okay okay it's gonna be some other way of hahaha what's this [Music] typesetter fire [Laughter] oh man okay when i was a kid and this school sent out like or not to school more so just like the the community sent out like papers of information it was almost these like word clip characters with uh see if you can remember these uh where'd he go where'd that guy go stick figure yes do you guys remember this man this guy it was almost like on complete yellow background and everything was in comic sense like information you know these look terrible who's this man you know i try to blow [ __ ] up i don't want to remember okay [Music] all right can i can i hide behind the plant okay not approving this vodka and biscuits okay i can't just jump over huh okay well i'll come back later i guess how was the movie oh gee a bootlegged vhs just for me what pow i've been smoking since i was three four years old okay i've been smoking since i was three i'm 34 years old what game former do you play jump on him what uh another store i would appreciate it if you did uh another store please don't stand on me you know what it sounds like yo yo yo what it is i'm high on crack no pac-man drugs are bad [ __ ] so i'm supposed to like jump on him i would appreciate it if he didn't use guess not what if i just change the clock oh yes i can [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh [ __ ] okay what time is it lunch time okay it's lunch time uh how about communist plotting oh oh excuse me okay uh anything else i can go up here with come on now oh open up in the back here okay on there we're going out now we're talking now we're talking and then we race ourselves up all right well what about the workers [ __ ] ah ah whatever oh when we're going up going up uh right whoa whoa whoa all right hey guys check out my speedrun attempt at pepsi invaders once again easy boys come on all right again world record boys world record once again phage complete oh no what tomorrow take a piss okay okay they give you space it was space what space [Music] what's happening [Music] i'm not going to acknowledge that [Music] [Music] okay top secret dude [Music] ornamental news day sees our nation moon explodes what the [ __ ] okay a sputnik all right i'll get you that buddy don't you worry about that insert cartridge [Music] even in milk of capitalist pig okay the comrades to date of mine for nuclear secrets can you help them correct informants brain bury your mace heck here neural terminals the camera needs to upgrade his empirical terminal dick okay oh [ __ ] okay okay all right [Music] please try again later all right uh come back here later oh my god what what is happening i'm so confused too oh no damn it oh oh what what that that's my ass shots oh and i'm a human harper i do have this what are you looking at what are you looking at nice [ __ ] me [Music] okay do i play this into the thank you [Music] what [Applause] [Music] has been yourself [Applause] okay to contact the kremlin okay i guess we'll start with two thank you oh that was okay okay i see okay [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] okay six six six all right oh those were my actual hands okay okay the only thing left now is like one oh there we go all right it's cool [Music] forget this [Music] holy [ __ ] i think i did it uh what about getting the heart for the uh sputnik or whatever employee month oh okay hey it's me it's me check me out staring competition yes i did photocopy my butt okay oh oh i i see i see wait a minute [Laughter] but why but why but why probably oh do that but uh now my ass is wet what about what am i doing what's happening [Music] i like that i like that i like that okay we're just talking about golden eye too a [ __ ] second okay yeah okay i'm not gonna do anything here i guess we're sliding down okay all right colonel meanwhile in a different game industrial grade breadcrumb analog yeah oh yes [ __ ] breadcrumbs if the whole game was just this i would have been but i'm fine right artificial kidney estimated value on the red markets over 25 billion yen you guys remember the uh the gold plated hdmi cables on i amazon you'll do well bombay all right you got it i've got a landline he's gonna fall asleep on the floor and drunk you yes he is yes he is so i don't get it so to do these missions i just like take a bunch of pills and i fall asleep oh i'm gonna eat that come on oh don't do that guys has anybody ever done a mukbang or just eating gum two thousand gumpies here i go all right dig chew okay all right i guess we're in japan follow the cowboy all right chicken what what what the [ __ ] what chris welcome this meme [ __ ] all accumulated into this oh pigeon milk full [ __ ] circle what the [ __ ] complete global lactation what the [ __ ] actual i was just joking earlier with the pigeons that's a basic that's amazing somebody said this is the alternate universe where wesker won what the [ __ ] that's that's crazy man right do you say anything okay can i go in no jams though huh short drinking missing virus okay vedas here you go buddy i thought i had norton though drink okay it's mad yo emperor's choice right fruit uh another drink all right how many can i drink it not one more what does that say sofito oh software okay pick up your litter joel no i'll just [ __ ] and come okay placebox side effects include space madness melting can i have one more please okay cataracts and dinosaurs vestigial leprechaun grandma okay one more grand i'll say the same okay missing item i don't know what just happened but i just grabbed my toe dead right all right [Music] oh i thought it was orange pico it tastes like chalk sometimes i threw up things that i don't remember eating where's my medication i wasn't doing nothing oh i thought it was a cup of tea but it's just the lighter floating in cyberspace someone says joel that sounds like you i don't sound like that whatever say [ __ ] like this no absolutely not dude okay i'll be gentle have a [ __ ] sake i did it oh [ __ ] there's more no no all right [Music] is she likes it okay something's off with this flag but i can't put my finger on it at least i can cook these fries for dinner okay not do it again i i hate it i hate that i like that guys uh okay there was that guy bulk the gossip well we've done that before but oh without done that okay so you're telling me jazz punk is nothing but like spy missions that is fueled by you taking pills and completely like zonking out well i kind of love it too cigarettes use sandwich coffee tooth use panties a live centipede ramen cyborg i'm gonna pick the centipede right fermented cigarettes all right auto lighting dill flavor infra toxic merchant all right oh yeah i suddenly have an urge to like collect funko pops okay it's protein man it's protein that ramen cyborg yeah okay wait a minute wait don't don't don't eat that don't eat that i have an idea but i think i wanted like mortar oil right oh no [ __ ] it dude i actually saw this in japan um there was and it didn't look like this there was we were in an arcade in osaka i think it was osaka or it was in hiroshima i forgot but um we saw this and it comes in like a a black ball right or something like that and neither frank and i had the cojones to actually do it because we're like dude even the idea the idea of buying someone's panties is like is it meant to turn you on because it's like that's the most disgusting thing ever you know it's like what if you do it the other way and some dudes like you know tidy whities and there's just a chocolate on it you know it's like why would you buy that you would have to pay me to get that you know it's artificial what do you mean artificial scent artificial scent they're fake you're telling me you're telling me that in japan some facility call like [ __ ] incorporated discharged or incorporated has a giant machine that people jump on and go and this shoots out [ __ ] it shoots up [ __ ] [ __ ] flavor what what are you saying no no no no no no probably yes [ __ ] cologne what about pussycolon ah that's that's the most disgusting thing i've heard of that that is [ __ ] alright no you know what it is you know it's much more simple than that here's what it is they have a little room behind the uh vending machine and it's some guy named and all he does is he takes these panties and he rubs it in between the crevice of your thigh and your genitals that sweet spot of just oh you know the funk zone i'm sorry this is disgusting i want to throw up my soul oh my god okay enough of this oh you ate it okay when i left japan i had to like show uh the airport all the stuff i bought tech stuff imagine not knowing you had to do that and you like left with 500 used panties in japan and be like all right so we need to tax you on this like just burn it [Laughter] you're right no okay on the other side here we go she bird [Music] okay i want some tobacco i want some cigarettes okay everything sounds like all right i'm sorry i can't hear you jesus christ am i talking to check right now my ear nose and throat feels so uncongested ah that's much better my ear nose and throat feels so uncongested i'm gonna eat his brain no okay all right well what else do we have welcome all right i'm ready all right all right why am i wearing like clogs all right i guess we're sit oh this the cowboy okay dude i think i'm supposed to be here quite yet i think that's like any game of the level did i swear to god this is gonna sound stupid as [ __ ] but there's like one voice actor for old wise like battle-hardened man in japan and it's it's like they make the same same guy at this voice acting facility and it's always the soda it's like heihachi's voice actor joseph has a little bit of that it's like the same [ __ ] guy the tough guy voice you know one guy is a fly because he is the same guy is it okay okay uh what's this nipple telnet all right [Music] okay what if okay i need more than that okay so i need to get a code huh this music any other codes here perhaps holy [ __ ] oh [Music] this okay great character amen i don't know how to approach this uh i don't have the money for it jesus christ that's it that's it get out of here get out of here huh drop that man's head now feel better psycho mantis [Laughter] okay all right we got texas catheter coffee tooth atomic ginger ale snake serum i'll try that snakey serum fang venom my snake shot atomic ginger ale all right all right stalker 2 looking great too tooth coffee yeah all right texas catheter right perfectly shaped rubber hose for extended neural deck sessions 14 inches shingles all right he couldn't see me challenge you volleyblank to the ultimate wrestling match oh yeah you think you got what it takes to take on me oh psycho johnny mania sure oh [ __ ] it what is this uh as a cowboy [Applause] [Music] the ring a new challenger polly blank and in this corner ten time heavyweight world champion psychomania what do you intend to do to polly blank come here my 10 inch guns got your name on them johnny psycho there you have it ladies and gentlemen the insane brandings are a madman thank you do you have any words for mr psychopath let me tell you something here psychomedic when i'm going to the ring with elizabeth then i'm going to tell you something right now brother my nipples is so hard it's squirting the milk right now i'm going to tell you something right now elizabeth i'm in the spiderman movie boom soul is ready oh [ __ ] where is he come here [Applause] well say one thing about it's better than [Applause] can i grab the crowd can i okay crap okay where are we even okay okay okay [Applause] okay i'm just gonna keep hammering on him [ __ ] okay you are now the ultimate heavyweight champion of the world now that you've won what do you intend to do fascinating that's all for tonight ladies and gentlemen i didn't even get the chance to [ __ ] insanity [Applause] who's back for more punishment no okay um start you know the internet has destroyed my brain whenever i see like man thong like this i just think of milosev you know i think i gotta unplug my brain okay yeah should i go back to the bar now meet the cowboy okay i missed something apparently let me tell you yeah else about spiderman i think one of the funniest things randy savage ever did he started beef with hulk hogan and he made a rap album and uh one of the lyrics is uh the lyric is something like you're a joke i got a i got a role in spider-man all right do what [Music] how much coke did my man randy sandwich do in the 80s when he gets those milky lips okay okay uh so we're back on the streets here but uh okay we're not going here quite yet actually he didn't do it much go give us all a queen [Music] i love this little pie man huh it's giving me anxiety to listen to all right you got it too okay a lot of cigarettes i can just pick up very welcome okay anything else there okay metro train set too ignoring chad huh huh what are you talking about too huh okay [Music] all right fine i'm not smacking the pie where am i [Laughter] okay oh what's this texas 24 7 art all right what the hell is this i'm in what all crew of right [ __ ] i'm dot network i'll print your death certificate i'm cynthia i crack wifi and i break hard i hate corporations i got an idea let's go rob that bank but first off we're gonna need some sneezy way to crack their security systems all right hey we're playing cyberpunk now hahahaha okay hey everyone look at me i'm inside of a computer you know when i was a kid they used to call me winter mute that was always cold and i never used to say anything i need a cutie i'm in dawn boat now i'm invincible now my dkfa i'm unhackable this is my firewall give me that sausage oh i can sort of sack all day i was he doesn't shut the [ __ ] up he's just keeps going left up down baby baby [Laughter] cheats as well okay yeah what else do we have uh i've seen this this game stream a very long time ago this is before the director's card or whatever and i didn't get it i was like what is this game what do you do like and now it's kind of making a little more sense that you're like it's like a drug fueled spy trip that doesn't make too much sense like i would describe jazz punk as things just kind of happen and you have to accept them or or don't i suppose amen i don't like that guy okay yeah okay i have my eye on you i don't like you i don't trust you let me see your identification identification now i'm getting so upset listen to them okay there's some other item i think it's over there right too is that it said is that a no all right let's assemble this bad boy all right virus timer so where can i get a virus to map the sign here feel super deus ex oh okay okay morning old men okay got three more okay just grab them uh it's now you're ready to crack both security okay pack the planet all right you got it this is infinite ammo allowed alright well you are not allowed to enjoy great defense that can't be what i think that is i thought it was a reference to armored core that can't be at a nine ball here okay hmm let's see your vault [Music] [Laughter] just grab the cash i'll hold off the guards all right all right we're sucking up the money now before taxes [Laughter] all right i got the money is there anything else i should get in here wait there's a little bit more cash here too okay i don't know what should happen all right payday 3. get out of here what bye [Music] bye okay that was that i mean close 24 goddammit okay all right push all right i'm i'm not digging for bones all right what is happening all right uh found a guitar a saxophone and a trumpet so uh um i get the reference i get it all right can i collect these things okay yeah pokemon reference that's right this game what was this game originally released what year was it [Music] 2014. it was seven years ago my god they really predicted the future with this game huh how [ __ ] useless it is yummy what is your business here taking you in i am suddenly reminded of uh that jackasket where uh chris pontius he's uh he's in japan and he's dancing around and there's this japanese cough trying to stop him is just dancing around him taking his hat what the [ __ ] do not what's happening unlimited power all right all right that was that uh we all right hello birds here okay oh that that is a reference milk okay all right oh we're back here oh i think i've looped now [Music] oops okay uh anything else here do i even have a player model i don't think i do okay what's this fee law stuck in life called it the hint helpline will set you on the right path doll tall free 555 hint two dollars per minute okay well don't worry i've got chats i got chat ready so okay i i know you missed a big blade blade runner reference in the back alley by the way huh anything else in here hmm can i oh hey man all right uh anything else g-man all right wait a minute what is this hey man come here i got a job for you all right i need your blanks i need the old knife jagger republicans they're back and they're here oh i see blanks will you do one old timey one for me for old time you think yeah don't worry don't worry here sure yes i need you to track them down and retire the whole mess of them now uh we put down a quarantine barrier in the immediate area you can't leave until you catch them all etc take this with you it's avoid cough machine it'll detect whether someone's a reapplicant or a pile of bananas or whatever here try it out on yours truly [Music] detected no identification chief or police no what about you buddy video scope captain all right refrigerators all right well off we go side quests retire re-uplinking soon all right right all right hey you look a little [ __ ] all right [Music] two children okay no organics detected all right uh hey hey hey what are you doing nor a bunch of fish what about you buddy [Music] okay happy that's great that's great what about the bird okay the bird is is just a bird there's nothing funny going on there okay it's just this area just this area okay anything else there uh what about you okay nothing there how hey what's up with you okay are you uh my chance funny no okay do we go up or is that like no no no no dumb [ __ ] no no no no no no no this stuff here hey retirement all right oh finally i can retire in peace all right too bad you lost a machine all right and you uh you were just uh yep okay so which haven't i gotten yet you're also just okay yeah um oh hey wait a minute i think i gotta be closer for that no [Music] i guess not guess not where's the left hey what are you doing oh here we go [Music] a gold watch i'm headed to the pawn shop no no i'm good i'm good i'm good okay we did it hooray [Laughter] what a great game this is it feels very much like things just kind of happen and i'm fine with that too okay you're a renegade i'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask for your badge and your gun and your other gun and your other badge and uh your badge and your gun badge get the hell out of my office you're a disgrace to the fourth god i can't believe i was married to a real kid all those years our marriage was a sham god i miss you makes me sick now get out of my sight i gotta take a nap god i can't believe oh my god all right now do i check up on the car boy okay yeah [Applause] all right no entrance please okay hey buddy well i loves me some sushi i mean i'll tell you that is best suits you get in town oh no what oh jesus said you know they actually let me keep my shoes on here luckily nerocorp sounds like 17 years my grandpaper raised me be a text instrument man why yes i i do have somebody said kitten i do not have sexual relations with that spider i was born and raised on a random farm i just got myself augmentations of a uh kidney variety you know i've been hit by snakes skaters crawlers cold heads got myself a raise you caught i'm just driving my pickups get out of here get out of here get out of here get out of here get out of here huh who's this taking actually yeah this is a new height for our child loves me some sushi all right can i oh god with no shoes on all right sushi okay oh some of these goddamn spiders man okay oh do i really oh come [Music] get on let's get out there [Music] sorry i'm just here to spank the poo you know sorry [Music] put these spiders man i hate them okay now how do i okay [Music] [Music] what if i assert dominance by taking a [ __ ] [Music] that that what is it the the sigma grind set you know take a [ __ ] and force everybody out of the room conquer the room by by exploding feces the jar joe the jar huh [Music] the jar what you're talking about too on the desk here blind [Music] did what [Music] jar [ __ ] blind what what are you talking about that's a spider [Music] okay we're gonna meticulously go through this jar jar jar jar jar jar binks goddammit [Music] excuse me i'm just theater you know get my spiders [Music] okay yeah amanda sticking your hand on that okay there's one more but i kind of dropped him oh there he is okay he's fine i have been defiled you have restored blindness upon [Laughter] okay you know actually let me keep my food up [Music] i tried on some sushi oh it's like the opposing fourth weapon yeah now i can't tell you he's vomiting or pooping at the same hey wait a minute what you have yourself a wonderful evening [ __ ] just got sucked all right i do not have sexual relations with that sushi okay uh would you like me to wrap that up for you no [ __ ] no we won't do something ridiculous okay well bulk of my head outsmarted son oh oh yeah ah yeah yeah yeah this is your last chance we've tried to reason with you no okay i thought i could let him a fire for some reason all right neil all right [Music] fantastic work uh-huh well now i can finally make my state in kidney pie that last job seems to retracted us a bit more heat than usual we'll have to wait for things to cool down a bit in the meantime i'll set you up with a location always spencer's paid trip to car attack results now go on get some more d you look like you can use it all right well i was in brazil all along oh tanantino cape hornet ecuador panorama honduras mexico united prefectures of japan okay new frost yorkie bad sector [Laughter] all right cereal portugal morocco test group control group higher volta algebra ataria mummy board [Music] botswana it's a mad madman madagascar electric guitar okay in this trail mechanical turkey thermal grease material okay country formula known as france vatican tube transistor sylvania germanium neither reaches firewall zorway stockholm syndrome no finland cmos go okay turbo stand iran pakistan in the agamia master bhutan record free debate siberia china nanjing foreign orangutan penal colony democratic republic of dr morrow okay beyond thunderdome that's funny that's funny thunderdome oh that's even funnier actually kaitak resorted oh that was okay with my spot okay check in at reception okay question how how far am i into the game is there a lot left a four percent done okay yeah midway okay do you do you think that uh another stream of this i could complete the game because uh it's 3am right now i'm about half i probably do that okay well you know what then i'm going to say that i'm going to save here and say the jazz punk is pretty pretty damn funny uh funny game you know what else do we have here [Applause] welcome to kite resorts we've got the cable television and the stereo buffet what irish we have some freshly formatted rooms available do i look like the complaints department because i am oh you'd like to speak to the manager well i am the manager what now have you tried jiggling the handle have you tried up up down down left right left right ba that's iris that's not scottish guys [ __ ] scotland she's [ __ ] irish oh i'm sorry have you tried turning it off and on again i mean welsh if anything okay [Music] the waynes are gritten the polis right okay right uh i'm actually from edinburgh this is just i only speak sock puppet okay way through under school okay excuse me can't you say i'm trying to be ambiguously exotic do you say yes or jeff some people said jeff i don't fancy those people scotland scotland would you like rise of that scotland we're not allowed to accept tips what's the hey baby can't you see i'm trying to be ambiguously exotic over here scotland confirmed okay you know you know you know what i'm going to contradict what the game is saying and say that that's just a bad accent and i can guarantee all the scots report in chat right now she has more of a welsh or like irish accent than being more schoolish okay i should know i'm close to those countries draw the cake the cake the cake or cake okay please smoke in this area blind yeah i have been seeing wait a minute isn't that the thing on that uh herbie hancock album cover you know the one that looks like dagger does anybody know i'm talking about that i don't think so headhunters yes oh there it is oh that's a cake i thought i was like a giant organ or something all right welcome to wedding cake what the [ __ ] is this select honeymoon destination oh [ __ ] trying to bunny bunny hop what the [ __ ] is this oh my god all right impressive we only have one weapon but uh it's a little stiff but uh i'll take it okay is that my electricity oh here we go thank you what the [ __ ] this is very uh very stinky here but all right i thought i could shoot the sheep oh come on do a rocket jump jewel all right i gotta win this though all right let's see if i can find uh it's a railgun or whatever oh well oh here we go here we go i guess it works yeah yeah oh come on come on come on yeah it's really bad but hey why not okay i guess it's your this is your uh what the [ __ ] was that okay i'm still winning i'm still winning though okay come on now all right one more i think yes we did it we did it bought oh really it's actually like a full-fledged game sort of that's amazing i just got married all right guys well that's going to be it for jazz punk today a very eccentric game uh i like batches games like this that like they don't really make a lot of sense but it's just you you just kind of have to accept them what's going on screen you know what else can you do but uh yeah it's pretty funny game uh i can't wait to actually finish this as well but uh finally get to play this game man uh it's very uh very unique yeah very unique not bad at all right well i'm going to go save here all right guys there we go there's jazz punkin really really cool game though uh all right well i'll tell you what guys it's 3 a.m here's what we're gonna do um i could do a little bit of friend vania or i could do an extended art section and here's the thing um because the art section is so long i think it's better with the art for tonight because uh it's been a long time and we want to get through it and if we you know push it and push it it's never gonna get done so we're gonna do a little longer section of the art so we can get through it tonight so i'll be right back sit tight and yeah we'll see we'll see we'll see i can't give no promises but there you go anyway be right back yeah unrelated has the background fan this stream been a little bit more quiet just be honest just be honest because i feel like in the in the gta streams it's been like [Music] yes okay good good good good all right anyway

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 102,781

Keywords: vinesauce, joel, full, stream, unedited, playthrough, part, vargskelethor, jazzpunk, jazz punk, pidgeon, milk, wesker, meme, techno, tekkno, spy, game, character, weird, pc, indie, japan, japanese, russia, moscow, text, adventure, quake, parody, comedy, funny

Id: Uz0Hqfe1AOY

Length: 105min 42sec (6342 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 25 2021