UNHhhh Ep. 154 - Trading Pics

this girl on mac one time this girl's getting her makeup done and said i don't want you to do my makeup look at her her body ain't got no shade fierce ariana grande stays singing about her wet [ __ ] being pounded all night by a huge she also i don't get into pop music she also stays singing these other girls under the table and in my voice is amazing the voice is incredible not listen i'm not i'm not trying to tell anybody how to sing but i feel like she only scratches the surface of her range are you kidding me she's like screaming in these songs what songs are am i listening to these mid-tempo sex jams in these ania that's what they all sound like to me screaming what are we um what are we talking about just dick pic sucking pixie [ __ ] we're talking news you're gonna die in there trixie mattel and i work for the state department and i'm a homosexual katya and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show and not yours [Music] let me ask you a question you take your top off of the camera they ask you to take your top off get the money first it's a peep show you jiggle a little have you seen girl sex girl sex girl girl six girls no oh you would love it is it porn snoopy doggy dog style housewife it's about phone sex could you ever work in a phone sex bank yeah it's like a phone driver a telemarketing fur a telephone a drive for charity a march of dimes but sex march yeah uh march of um comes march of diane whis there you go yeah um i don't actually do it what's your sex voice i'm gonna call hold on wait am i am i portraying a man or a cross-dresser i don't know i think i'm portraying a crosstalk hold on i'm gonna 1-800 hot [ __ ] okay ring ring hi hi there what's your name my name's tatiana are your slovenians your big hanging lips well i haven't done a 23andme this week but last time i checked i was a hundred percent a great [ __ ] 3.99 a minute minimum i've done it i've done it why wouldn't you just go on the internet find someone to talk to you for free before the internet when it comes to the phone i will talk dirty i will text dirty you asked me to send a nude i would pretend like it's a rotary phone in a hangout i pretend i do not see it yeah i do not see it i don't see it i don't live it i don't want that you don't like to take nudes of myself i think i've sent everyone in this room a dick picture before i've seen your dick too many times in real life so i don't need a picture of it um burned into your memory yeah but that's the ultimate dick pic that i love i mean scar i meant i would scar would be like hey do you have any hairspray and i look over and your whole ass is showing remember how many times like i've i will whip it i will wait whip it out wait for you to notice yeah and i'm like 10 minutes in the corner lurking you'll be putting your drag away in whatever postmates bag you brought your dragon that day and you'll look up and i have been there nude for 48 hours i do the same thing with my studio mate but except i do it with latex face pieces and fake titties [Music] i have done things like that for an uncomfortable amount of time like like david's in the shower i'm gonna i'm gonna scare him he falls 20 minutes have gone by and i'm like in a closet losing consciousness like is this gonna happen i think that's fun yeah you don't like so wait a minute you don't like to take a nude i don't the anonymity you got to take my word for it when i tell you how big my dick is i'll give you mad yeah you have to trust and you have to get hard first which means you have to go kill someone yeah yeah there's blood everywhere blood yeah blood before they come is not good but that's hot send a dick pic and you're really hard and you're holding the dick but your hand is bloody and you mention nothing how about how about this one gripping the dick with press-on fingernails cause i'm that kind of girl i'm not afraid of people identifying me based on my nudes because you could send any dick pic around and say this is trixie mattel's dick and you have no way of knowing it unless it's i'm not standing in front of my doll collection photographing my dick yeah but if i did that'd be cool you don't like to send them for various reasons do you like to receive them i don't need them but here's what i need to know i need information i need information i need to know you're doing data entry in your listen what you can tell me if all things being equal and you're honest if you can tell me you can tell me in two sentences everything i need to know am i gonna get to suck yeah do you have a pink can i suck it no no it's um so do you like when they're like i'm six two hazel eyes i don't give a damn eye color get the [ __ ] out of here is your apple shaved or not you are a creature listen come on time is money and the clock is ticking so you want to know if they have an apple this is no no no no no whether or not they can type on this is a pet peeve of mine he has beautiful eyes who cares about his eyes [ __ ] i don't even think they want to elevate hotness eyeballs who cares i'm not talking about the possession of no no no no no color of their eyes who gives a [ __ ] are they a sociopath are they generous are they is their body make you want to like jump all over it they got a big booty that you can eat out is the dick nothing you can do with green eyes is going to make me want to marry you off i can't believe you think that stats are pictures are more honest than stats [ __ ] not in this day and age sweetie i'm 35 really i can see wrinkles on your ass that blurry blown out like glamour shots facts of a copy of a thing you stole from the internet but that also tells me they're just that they're lying yeah yeah yeah yeah if it's a glamour shot if it's if it's a digital camera picture where it says the date oh i love that sometimes if it's a really old guy it's a selfie but it's one of those flash bulb cameras with the sheet and the smoke that's smooth i'm tickled by the people who are like don't send me news in their profile i'm like okay pilgrim well they don't want it sent without permission because you know how many people just open with like an unsolicited whole pic a lot of people is that violating mama it's the movie tremors kevin bacon yes it's kevin bacon it's the movie charmers starship troopers yes guardians of the gap the guardians of the galaxy [ __ ] but wait wait is it flashing if they say i think that's okay right if they someone that's your that's your go-head that you can someone right of spiritually manchester yeah yeah yeah because if you're in a cruising ground you set a nude and then someone sends it back and you go how dare you no no what you do you face tune it be like i have a few notes you send it back unsolicited yeah and it's just a picture of ellen when someone sends a nude do you they're sort of an order of operations it's sort of like in porn you don't start let's play it out so first you would send i don't know i think probably like this is me today i just finished my run i'm at the store i'm just in bed chilling whatever if you're in bed doing anything you're also asking me right what do you have to do i'm in bed chilling it means i'm okay wait i'm prime beef jerky slim jim snap into a slim jim i'm steve martin in the jerk just ready okay i want you to i'm at my negligee hey you're really cute what's up not much how about you pretty cute yourself and then maybe my favorite thing my sexy thing to send is a trophy a what like uh you look pretty cute too and a trophy yeah no i send if i like their picture i'll send like a a emoji of a trophy good job okay so i say um not much how about you pretty cute yourself thanks so horned up tonight um you say that no no no i'm trying to get this done in six steps up horned up looking to get into something tonight are you game selfie shirtless bulge not dick okay not dick bulge hot is free this gives you a boner okay and i say uh i'm looking to get into something too the new harry potter book comes out at midnight at the barnes noble i've deleted the app no okay if you are really hot and i'm really horny and and in this parallel universe i'm a [ __ ] and i go um wow looking good and then i send the same picture and then you send the emoji that's like this the side like flirty like you do that okay you send the same picture what no i said my picture oh not the same picture you send my picture back to me yeah i take your picture and i put my face on it with the face app the baby filter yeah and i say this would be our baby now to answer some of your very deep wonderful questions that you've submitted online via the hashtag what is proper boner etiquette at a nude beach great question is it a gay beach usually yeah i think it's kind of like uh international social etiquette to kind of keep it to yourself in a manner of speaking you're not going to be like um bo derek and you know 10 like jogging down this on the shore with your with your braids and your heart sprinting with a boner i have done it when in what scenario it was thrilling i think it would hurt yeah well it's it's a firm slap i think about her it sounds incredible oh my it's actually the only way i can i noticed all those bruises on your stomach i wonder if that was two inch bruises yeah those two inch super thin bruises i'm going to say that if it's a gay beach which i don't know a lot of american co-ed nude beaches babies people fully are out there i was at a gay beach once and i let somebody pee on me for white castle it was a long time ago i think discretion is the watchword maybe do some flirting maybe maybe rubbing under a towel and maybe go enjoy a bush somewhere it's not cute or quiche to like publicly for yourself sucking [ __ ] on my nude beach honestly not everybody wants to see your heart even if they're gay even at a nude beach especially you know nudists it's not all about sex some people are swimming i have a bucket hat on white stuff on the nose and i have a metal detector and i'm just trying to find my iphone yeah and it's shoved up your ass and if you have a question why don't you go to twitter.com using the hashtag wow help me final thoughts nudes like anything sexual consent matters yeah but consent is big also lighting is um composition and we've said it before on the show in so many iterations you're not doing anyone a favor by misrepresenting yourself oh honesty show the hairy hole show the back rolls show the warts be yourself oh yourself or even let's say you're an eight give a six give a six photograph girl yeah girl absolutely girl yep but if you want to send us nudes um you can upload them to a um i don't want to see your news i just don't want to see them unless you have a sparkling clean huge ass that you want me to gobble on for about two and a half hours straight even then i'm like that's fine yeah um we need to take the unless you're laughing we need to abolish lols how about rolling on the floor lapping my ass off rolling in bags honey covered in feces twisted on youtube yes

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Keywords: world of wonder, world of wonder productions, wow report, rupaul's drag race, unh, unhhhh, season, six, trixie, mattel, katya, zamo, zamolodchikova, episode, 11, eleven, trading, pics, nudes, texting, sexting

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 18 2021

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