UNHhhh Ep. 119: Gurl, You Gay

is this the gay episode I've been training my whole life this you know I love to like every 10th comment on this channel is always like this is what mental illness looks like this is what mental illness the thing struck that's the worst as when it says this is what mental illness looks like and like about to disagree and then I'm like well look at that it's that's gonna sexy though it's sexy sexy energy gay energy I survived the Vulcan death grip Trixie Mattel and I was a falsetto child Katya and not yours oh my god [Laughter] [Music] gay gay gay I can't we've took us a hundred and lavalla episodes to think of talking about being gay being gay I am so distracted about how good I look right now because gay gay I know this is what I love about being gay think of the cute you are as a boy if you were straight it'll be awful gonna be awful you would be so just like just just just it'd be so bad I'd be so bad if every bar so great you're rotten to the core and yet people are sick into my car did you know I think they hate us so much why because we're so thank you have so much of what they'll never have we're good at everything yeah we're smart we make more money yeah we're fine we're better with women better with women yeah I think we're more pathetic we have a more vibrant life nightlife yeah straight bars are you kidding me yeah best thing you got to look forward to as to what rola maybe a few time few days a month you get to roll around some bocce ball bocce ball extreme people stop yeah straight straight guys take the bocce ball and they're like yeah doesn't doesn't this feel like a boob that they do can you imagine if you weren't gay what would your straight self be like like you know you met another youniverse straight you he's like of you Joe easy I be in jail for what heroin because I think gay it's very Gabe do speed it's not very gated to heroin go to Alabama on the baby book happy happy we gotta keep that energy deep it's like all the memes about gay people being fast walkers yes oh my god you know my gay people are fast walkers cuz in our head it's like okay by Irene by superstar where are you from how's it goin we're all singing womanizer all day in our head what made you gay what did you choose to be gay I remember sitting up one day and going I think I'll have a terrible life I'm day I was afraid to cross my legs when people would leave the room I'd cross my legs I know it's so sad I just wanted to cry I love that you're like BYE MOM bye dad can I tell you can I show you how impressive being gay is sure that's it no sound or a TV - sound gay totally gay girls well gay girls that's a whole nother thing yeah well gay boys gay boys gay girls are sort of the superior race because there's nothing more punk rock and anti patriarchy they mean like not only do a non do man I like don't need no man I don't need it no man suck on yeah suck on them play with teeth and do interesting things solve problems and be happy I would I mean I collect Barbie that's pretty view you are so freaking good let me tell you about you hi you are gay as sweet you were the game he's the sheet I've ever met in my life so gay so homosexual so thoroughly clearly game gay did you know I always describe myself as maybe nothing is acting person no no no no no I'm talking about that I'm not talking about acting like I'm not as but no my accessories and my lifestyle that things I like and do and say yeah could not ego could not be guided BFA musical theatre and then I went to beauty school and then I did drag race and then you go out of condo and she's the only thing that would make that gay is if you had a bucket that of kind that dropped I didn't open the door you need to come over sometime yeah the renovation maybe new me you mean if she maybe anything well when you're around straight people and you say things like work map out that day they're like if your your is working now yeah when I talk to straight people are we talking more like goose yep yeah we're like uber hi Brian yeah yeah I go really deep and they're like are you even talking I'm like when I think about a straight man I think about a dirty I remember reading this thing from reddit the straight woman was like my husband doesn't really wipe good because he said it's gay to touch his butt how do I get him to wife girl it's like straight people in comedy to straight people in comedy ah the straight guy comedians uh just show up in t-shirt and jeans and talk about my three girls yeah and just this [ __ ] the other night I got first real all over my boobs I will say gay people we talked to each other in a way that straight people would find shocking that we've earned it I think a love your axe move you [ __ ] you mean like straight people would be like why you lying [ __ ] like hey [ __ ] I love your ass so who do you love your acts when you [ __ ] [ __ ] Billy when we call someone a [ __ ] it's a term of endearment yeah [ __ ] hey girl also I love when I accidentally call a straight person girl or like she how about her and it's a straight guy like she's going through it oh my brother she is yeah like so I I was at a dinner the other night and I realized that I'm not as gay as I thought I was really good yeah because I looking around and I realized that I'm the only one at the table who didn't have all the furniture up their ass I know my ass escaping when you go to bed and you wake up on the floor I swear there with [Music] I really got that money okay the only thickets are going is the idea of a bed going up my ass a bed out my ass poster Canada bet with a frame in her box I've never tried to bottom and then he's like it's having hard time getting it in you're like oh there's a box spring up there there's a box spring it's it's funny to me because it's so just out of reality by that much yeah because these mother I'm telling you Mary I'm telling you please listen to me they take the furniture up their ass like okay this thing child's play this is nothing a popsicle stick this is intermediate people do this yes they do yeah okay I don't really it's their bottom out with Nick Cannon they are they really are those yeah what about street people in gay porn I love when the burp a straight guys like yeah I never done those I love that don't even like know like spiked blond tips a puka shell necklace anyway that's the fine there was there's like it's so funny i watch to see what's where there is like a very committed methodical stuff where the guy was like good the guy Barry he looked very straight and then the the gay guy was trying to like hey just relax it's not gay and it was very late just taking forever right very realistic yeah all of a sudden like they kissed and then the straight guys asked up getting pounded I've never done this they had a tattoo this is dumb like they're not even going for it like they're not even trying to do acting can we get some us like a Stanislavski like get some Buddha hoggin aspect you know like some theater classes some improv some yes and yes and the odd man can go right up my ass yes I think I remember my first gay kiss and I remember it was like probably 15 and it felt very affirming I'm like yeah I knew it felt like being gay got real I pre-kick you so much I oath I wet myself I'm kissing I was let me tell you about my penis for a moment do you mind like I did last up with girls and I was always trying to like it just feels good that's that's a red flag if you're having that you're here at home and you're making out with somebody and you're staying yourself I wonder if this feels good spoils but you know I would eat the key because he's wearing too many reins yeah cuz he has acrylics Oh although the lesbians have the bangers the bangers bit too short one yeah anyway so I knew I was on the right track when I was making out with this kid named Adam and we were just making out and I it was like Niagara Falls Frankie angel down there Niagara Falls do you remember um being like a little bit out I remember being 18 and be like I was bisexual people are like are you gay and I'd be like yeah and every time I said it it was like I had to mentally push myself over an offense oh really so just even say it out loud are you gay you're gay right because I was in college for musical theater no one cared like you're gay right and I'd be like [Music] like push out the Ottoman out of your ass yes I've even hit the ground covered in slime I'd be like as an answer your question anybody missing an ottoman honey [Music] you missing it Jennifer convertibles never ever that's a drag Jennifer convertible it's really good but you know what any group has internal social problems yes and I think gay people still at their core at their root you still rise above the rest of my earnings yeah there's a there's a common enemy that's safety and we do have a lot of street fans so we don't need you you're not sorry about straight girls and anybody any straight guys out there I will yeah but everybody but you guys yeah I hate everyone else yeah you're cool I will hang straight man sorry to this sorry this look a bit oh and if you're if you're a straight man or citizen holding little head road mostly and you would love to have sex with me comment below and if you want to ride this dog into the night if you want to me write a comment below copy paste it into an email send it to your therapist I figure out what birthday claims punched you what serums - what's the straightest thing you've ever done I killed a guy straight that very straight very straight straight

Channel: WOWPresents

Views: 8,225,398

Keywords: world of wonder, world of wonder productions, wow report, rupaul's drag race, unh, trixie, katya, tracy, tracy martel, trixie mattel, katya zamo, katya zamolodchikova, season 5, unh season 5, unhhhh, gay, homosexual, lgbt, drag, queens, queen

Id: OOOcJGar2zI

Length: 12min 27sec (747 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 18 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Bitchcat]

How dare you say this about my godmothers

[u/BigFackingChungus]

Kristen is Katya and Bethy is Trixie

[u/miaou975]

Is Trixie or Katya Bethy? I feel like Katya almost looks like Kristen but she has Bethy’s chaotic energy

[u/ErinKtheWriter]

First off how dare you

[u/bakedpigeon]

Leave Katya and the pink one ALONE😤

[u/PatriciaMorticia]

Compairing Trixie & Katya to the Bitches of Eastwick?! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! Dishonour on your whole family! /s

Trixie's reaction video to GirlDemented's "How to do make up in a God honouring way" video is absolute gold.

[u/Avocado-Antique]

I can't even with these two. I love them more than my own husband.

[u/LeSwissMcCheese]

I love when my worlds of fundies and drag collide!

[u/RVofDespair]

These two "girls" do define modern womanhood, though, in a way that Kristen and Birthy COULD NEVER. They know how to do their make-up in a God-honoring way...they are honoring the God of Good Times.