Twitch Chat Has 4 Hours to Make Me Laugh (YLYL)

it's that time of day it's that time of day again ladies and gentlemen your friend Wilbur sir is gonna be trying not to laugh or lose I'm here today to either laugh or lose weight no no I will I will laugh and lose or not laugh or not lose Hey as you can see from these stats almost everyone is subscribed to me except for you yes one of you isn't subscribed and if you're the one listening to this who isn't subscribed fix it now object star shoved up my ass I thought we were free vibrators I thought we'd escaped dildo I thought we were I thought we'd finally left that behind I thought that was in the past [Music] good no I said lost time that's the worst video I've ever seen and it's I stand - it's just not funny it's awful [Laughter] good good good someone's you said I look like the sort of person to wash their hands after having a shower okay if you accept the definition that a word is some letters surrounded by a gap they're not flop it loud is sometimes funny rule number 11 it's happening chat rule number 11 loudest sometimes rule number one though boomers rule number two no Zoomers rule number three no weaves under penalty of death I'm looking at you Phil rule number four no marbles stands rule number five Stan Luna rule number six no kpop rule number seven no My Little Pony Friendship is nour number eight no videos were seen before rule number nine stage videos issue rule number ten egg roll new rule number five and rule number eleven loud videos are sometimes funny whoa Jesus that's a lot of rules now we have a lot of rules we're heading into endgame with the rules no marvel stands though don't you take that as an excuse you accept the definition in a word is some letters surrounded by a gap then stop it go to the bookies now odds on getting thrown out what are the odds of me getting thrown out my office within the next month cash app wait did ketchup send a video I got a way I'm gonna see what cash app I'm gonna judge your video again cash up cuz I want to see how bad your video is your brand brands aren't funny you can't be funny and be a brand cash you didn't even send a video you didn't even send a video how am I supposed to say friends you can't be funny cash up thank you for the 69 gifted subs let me make a point let me make a point mr. cash app representative right welcome to capitalism zone look okay I know I know you do get this child out of my ears okay look listen right unfunny unfunny brand there's the door please unless unless you want to send me a video there DM one of my mods a video that you think that you think is really funny and will prove that you're good cash up if you can make me laugh I will take it back I will take it back I will say brands can be funny otherwise no you you get nothing from me you get no appreciation I'm just Booey no more say golf guys this is what time feels like okay good good good yes this is rule 11 a not funny 11 be funny get you waiting huh I like that one cuz I say cash up I've just gone cash up just eat it out when I when I roasted them they said we wait still check your donations you monster Oh Frick catch up a hundred dollars explain this that's a 12 B that's a 12 piece he got me children falling over funny that's fun here's a step-by-step guide to becoming an awesome step one dime okay that's good that's good he's right oh he's fine he got up he's a cat I forgot cats stand up [Music] funny face burger look at the funny face funny face funny face funny face if the next one is unfunny I'm gonna begin eating my sandwich cuz I'm hungry konichiwa ohto wait we have it we are having a tofu can break KO foochenwee I've needed you you oh my god it's been rough it's been rough tofu Channel lovely makes you feel good yes come on konnichiwa it's me talk shall I try and laugh several times a day cuz it makes you feel good does it so I just come right you can do it you'll have ten street food you want me to stop scream body mark goodbye for now that felt good that felt good the and the motor story marker almost got me though I think I'm ready I think I'm ready to laugh now I've been putting a good that really put me in a good mood time to take a piss people we're getting funny ones yes animals funny animals eat you know I'll start eating but if I choke and die cuz the video is funny that's your fault Larry included choking hazard this is a nice photograph is this elegant lady a member of your family no she killed my mother's dog I can't take another bite I'll choke these are funny now Phil what are you doing [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hey oh wow God my girl is so cute I wonder what she's listening to I'm losing my mind dude number three I don't like you it took an hour and 20 minutes so we're into the better stuff so when we gonna stand on the neck Tony so in case you want to chat in case you're wondering why I'm still going despite the fact that this is just this is just a abysmal right last time I did this we got to about this point we're about 90 minutes in there and I did I did a top 10 I did like 10 more videos and if they don't make me laugh I end stream right they didn't make me laugh and then I ended stream but I want to see how long I can go I think we can keep going I want to see like genuinely if you guys are just as you guys can redeem yourselves something's bound to make me laugh eventually [Music] monkey funny monkey I was so excited about the funny monkey and now we're stuck on this again the funny monkey got me almost I like the funny monkey as I like to think in the long history of the world that there are only a few generations sounds like someone breaking in just a storm dick [Music] Eilish you did not laugh I did not laugh at dick I would never laugh at dick chat you need to understand [Music] you need to understand that meep stifling going is not alone shrinking [Music] hello where's the next video cheese James why did you scare me James is here is Larry the Cucumber you'll be gone [Music] [Applause] not laughing I'm gonna beat that I'm gonna be a chat chat I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] Island world record you saw that you saw that I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] Island world record chat order your time meetings right you ready come on come on oh it's gonna be one of these folks that one where's [ __ ] Island where's [ __ ] Island [ __ ] Island is just to the east of this sort of swampy bit right in there okay okay here we go here we go three two one go go go go go go go go go go wait to the east oh wait restart the timer don't start the timer this doesn't count we're going for another run we can have as many runs as we want this is how it works oh let me figure this out so it's slightly west of castle bar you've got a timer on me are you ready to go Hogg right ready three two one [ __ ] Island [ __ ] Island [ __ ] Island [ __ ] Island [Music] bamm-bamm is that correct are we right yes yes what's my time chat what's my time nine point you we were here you were here Jack Cork Ireland I've done it nine seconds I beat it I beat it thank you Oh [ __ ] Island bro [ __ ] Island we did it we did it Jesus Christ I heard babe I've been trying that run many years many years I've been trying to finish that run and I'm so happy that finally it climax with today today all of you Hill 14,000 of you were here to watch me find [ __ ] Island yeah look at this Lewis fool he didn't even start from space [Music] when are we going to talk about how Africa by toto is a good song when do we talk about that we just hit two hours church out we've just hit two hours do I do the countdown do we do the last like 10 15 videos as a countdown I'm thinking we do the top we do the last 10 right check okay mods give a give a poll give a poll because lots of people are saying no lots of people I'm going to keep going 55% say no they want me to keep going until I laugh and 45% say yes just do the last 10 looks like we're gonna know the two hours ladies and gentlemen whoa two hours pork in the chat right I need to pee stand if you can doesn t see more [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] no Lawford thank you thank you hey give them ganna yeah it's just a video game it's old case you can't say my name again it's okay oh my god it's all geese so it's okay everyone streams been going for almost three hours now making it my my second longest stream ever I'm gonna do I'm gonna do ten more videos chat you've got you've got ten videos left and if these one of these ten can make me laugh then you win if none of them make me laugh I win again okay we're gonna go from the next one because that one was awful so from the next one hang down ten [Music] eight gonna get machete today I was what six margaret fighters dead good ding dong the wicked she's dead three two that was so close that one was so good this one if this one was actually funny I would have gone that last what sort of clothes though one more that's it well chat you did it you lost again you lost again the dirty crime boy I'm getting so good at these now I think I'm gonna need to step up my game we're gonna have to go for a no smile challenge next time I think if I have to make it so if I go that's a lose if I that's a loss [Music]

Channel: Wilbur Soot

Views: 12,087,745

Keywords: wilbur soot, live, wilbur live, wilbur plays

Id: jzO3XIDgfnc

Length: 16min 44sec (1004 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 15 2020