Tumblr Memes Episode 165

i feel down i can barely even bring myself to follow the arrow that's pointing towards the smoothie bar tag two blokes who do frickle at staff at support in like fifth grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to kids with guns by the gorillas on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like okay we are home and i said shut up dad and he just looked at me for a long time and didn't say anything and i started crying [Music] it's so weird people are still asking what are you up to like obviously i'm home with my best friends the screens not to be corny but sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people make them laugh be kind and share joy that feels like enough to me sometimes i'm here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt here's our chance for an all-out attack my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired is this hot [Music] so it is april 4th april 4th is world rat day a day to recognize what wonderful companions pet rats can be april 4th is world draft day national pet month rap day rat day rat day i won't say anything weird anymore i promise different way of saying promise all right that's it relax your tragic backstory just text them they miss you too i'm sick of seeing lies like this on my dash [Music] you've just learned that the person you reblogged this from was convicted of being a serial killer what are the things you say were early warning signs imagine living somewhere flat with like almost no hills what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or there's also looking at grass i said it once and i'll say it again no more unnecessary plot lines unless they are relevant to the shrek scenes [Music] who hurt you bro all these assignments [Music] you'll mind if i be my best self are there any book series that an author has finished and then continued again down the line done a spin-off that have actually been good genuinely trying to think of any where the new additions to the series weren't absolute garbage so percy jackson and tamora pierce are the most suggested examples here and shout out to the person who suggested the new testament i heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so i snuck into his car and he has no idea i'm in here he asked his friend what he wanted and i popped up from the floor i was thinking about a milkshake i have never heard two teenage boys scream louder see you all at the next climate strike human penises are shrinking because of pollution warn scientist i would like to congratulate greta thundberg on being the only funny person on twitter how old are you greeter old enough to laugh at your shrinking penis you forgot to add the replies i love how nfl cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like or they have such terrible table manners if you know what i mean and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals much less eat human flesh and then in sunless sea it's like whoops i'm out of supplies better eat my crew haha listen i don't know anything about fall in london but you abbreviating it to fl made me think this was something happening in florida under someone who lives in florida i was prepared to believe it [Music] they have no children the result of a joint decision early in life and in their marriage smith said he was against their having children as he not only objects to having been born but refuses to impose life on another i'm reading the personal life section about robert smith on wikipedia and this is for real so freaking funny he gets it he's right straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give a girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate it's a straight relationship oh my freaking god [Music] for her birthday i bought my wife new beads for her abacus it's the little things that count oh what is so rare as a dutiful daughter remember daughter you can never be accused of a modesty in dress if your skirt reaches down to the tops of your shoes daughter tries out her latest foot deer new york tribune new york december 17 1916 beach that is a look my type is guys with long hair and i think it's primarily because my dad is bored okay anti-freud techniques i'm psychic btw i saw all this coming i just didn't say anything i'm shy so are we all ready to contend with the fact that if they get the boat unstuck in the next week it will be a momentous event allowing passage through a waterway in egypt during passover really big fan of whenever a gay furry artist gets commissioned to draw a woman and they have no idea how to draw the boots like michelangelo like michelangelo someone went back to the devonian period to post this [Music] buying 1 000 [ __ ] anime girl figurines 2 guard me terracotta soldier style future archaeologists will infer that bust size indicates rank with the highest ranking figures being placed closest to the two [Music] the absolute freaking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects the idea of nerds in lab coats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny the milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly dr matthews enraged that dr goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail flipped over the conference table satan is not a freaking pogo stick he howled this is what real comedy looks like doctor sorry sir but your body has run out of magnesium me omg [Music] how long do i boil bones duck bones how long do i boil dark bones i'm making a broth tumbler stop calling it bone juice succumb to the bone juice good onion girl am i still onion girl in your phone this is awkward but they sent me here to maim you [Music] me literally anytime i'm holding a tv remote after all why not why shouldn't i slide off the battery cover [Music] loading screen tips be like do not breathe under the water me every time someone starts to lecture me about how unhealthy my current lifestyle is right now just because i don't care doesn't mean i don't understand u.s house damaged by wind austrian house damaged by a 10 times massive rock i hope this email sucks you off [Music] oh my god 9-1-1 i fell and i can't move my leg i think it's broken and oof hey it kinda sounds like you self-diagnosing lol like you aren't a professional just saying yikes pikachu performing a shrek's kick in smash 64 pikachu performing a shrek's kick in smash 64. pikachu performing a shrek's kick in smash 64. escapism surrealism romanticism cannibalism etc etc normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it normalize being an abhorrent piece of crap who lies cheats and steals let's not normalize it shall we we need to normalize it asap [Music] the cowboys believe in soulmates soulmates are made love is made nothing stays unless you work for it a cowboys best assets a cowboys best assets just push my cowboy hat off my head and kiss me so hard you nearly break my nose what's not clicking you're a horse in the wild west and you see a cowboy take off his hat for the first time and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of their heads when boys of sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds girls share beds girls always share beds and covers and clothes and food and personal space sometimes even bathrooms girls share everything girls don't believe in no homo or da ho no don't give a freak the generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using dirty language weighing in on the tide pod situation jazz just [Music] being a girl is about eating cement basically off the road and etc if they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up i just imagined a jeopardy category of soul levine references i'll take vines for 200 alex hurricane katrina more like what is hurricane tortilla it's the dollar store how good can it be what is the good cash [Music] only packing the essentials [Music] my mom pissed of the person who kept using her expensive shampoos six-year-old me making potions in the bathroom [Music] wait your freaking turn me trying to exit an elevator people trying to squeeze past me [Music] strange tree dislikes the pot sudowoodo knows how to say no to drugs [Music] hey worst is reminder to drink nothing but seawater and give whatever pills you have to a raccoon how will the world end it's genuinely not something i think too much about there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime we crap dude don't say that come on we sleep but a good night's sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up skeleton [Music] we sleep but a good night's sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up skeleton skeleton skeleton if i had a stroke while browsing tumblr i don't think i'd notice [Music] i love dogs who are obsessed with looking people this human is pleasing to me i have to put my tongue on it dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine [Music] it's called fashion look it up earth you are my wishing star here's how you look from my home on the surface of mars you are my wishing star is so romantic why is the mars rover so slick i'm a personality catfish you get to know me and you're lyco me in the party gosh golly this beat is who this beat is dandy a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie cars is called radiator springs that's like humans having a city called liverpool jeff your url is true for once jeff i swear to the gods change the name two different opinions howdy folks i hope that you all enjoyed episode 165 of top tumblr memes if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel if you can if you haven't already and if you were able to go the extra mile and supporting me feel free to click the join button right next to the subscribe button and become a channel member i'd really really appreciate it question of the day what's the show that you're currently binging in addition to watching this channel what is the show that you're currently binging on that you just can't get enough of let me know in the comments so we have two tumblr user videos in the works uh i have one time i dreamt the second part or another part coming up and a memes taken from tumblr or you've stolen from tumblr i don't know what i'll call it yet also working on that feel free to drop second channel names in the comments i've been reading there's a bunch there's a been a couple really good ones i've been uh reading and reacting to i think that's it i don't think anything else to say so i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i will see you all tomorrow with episode 166 peace out guys [Music] you

Channel: Tumblr Central

Views: 12,166

Rating: 4.9704795 out of 5

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Id: 1NWs0iPk1lc

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 09 2021