Tumblr Memes Episode 164

octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak what a beautiful octopus a capibura among guinea pigs the king rests among his citizens all as well is there a non-shrek shield way to eat a lollipop smash it with a hammer and eat the remains settle down their thaw cool advice from dark souls age only affects appearance and has no bearing on ability gender has no bearing on ability everyone has imperfections prejudice birth smell contents become a dark spirit time for crab i see you there dexter go back to your own show [Music] one thing i like about pixar films is how the happy ending isn't always what you think it'll be the toys don't go with andy to college gusto's restaurant gets closed down mike and sully get kicked out of university cal never gets early to paradise falls but they find out that what they wanted isn't necessarily what they needed and i really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn't always turn out the way they dreamed and that's okay me and then nestle was caught in a child labor lawsuit for using traffic child slaves to acquire their ingredients not only that the children were kept watched by guards so they couldn't escape the torture they injured for profit globalization under capitalism is glorified near colonialism now wait until you hear about what coca-cola did in my parents who just invited me downstairs for coffee do you ever have one of those friends who is such a huge part of your life that sometimes you remember that you weren't always friends with the man you just how do without friend i've been looking at bodybuilders with weird neck gains all morning and this one kinda looks like drake is trapped inside him no but what pisses me off is when parents don't let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers like no i don't want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose finally someone said it victorian era women when i marry it will be for love not for political gain me in the modern era when i marry it will be for garlic bread and tax benefits [Music] a room called the doll room that's full of dolls is mundane but a room called the doll room that only has one doll in it that's fresh if a person shows you their doll room and it's full of dolls they probably just like dolls it now it's normal it's a hobby but if they show you their doll room and it only has one doll something's going on with that one doll room called the doll room and there's a mirror and nothing else the door closes till iguanas can voluntarily stop their hearts for up to 45 minutes to avoid sonic detection by sharks cool why are sharks and iguanas anywhere near each other in the first place roommates me checks clock before starting an activity my anxiety well it's 9 14 which might as well be 9 30 and that's basically 10 which is almost 11 and i have to be in bed by 11 30 so i don't have time to start anything me irl this call out was basically an assault in florida we don't have pillows we don't even have tap water in florida it's all just freaking orange juice if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my taco bell badger blast soda even though i would really prefer to drink it all myself why would you censor the op's name women would flock to him otherwise [Music] so this happened to me today fricked up some bird tried to steal your car like that [Music] i hate it when people ask what's the stupidest thing you've ever done like awfully bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumb ass idk how to explain it but sometimes the chao garden feels like this six-hour long fight at this year's token historical society conference about where the middle earth has these before i reminded everyone that their hirum had mead halls which means they had honey which means there's bees every one side and the conference continued this is the life of a token scholar it's what he would have wanted opie why did you wait six hours everybody and their mother rightfully mocks gacha game players for gambling actual money for a png but at least our pngs aren't actively destroying the environment i cannot believe we found a class of people below gadget players if you've been having a bad day here's a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head even if you haven't been having a bad day here's something to make your day better p.s the hedgehog is also reading a newspaper the hedgehog dreams of having a car i've worked with skulls and taxidermy for years and my mother was a mortician so death doesn't yuck me out but something about holding a skull and going hm there was a brain in this just slams me into an existential crisis at 88 miles per hour me singing quietly while i gently scrape tissue off of teeth i'm just meat i'm just meat i meet that as opinions and one day i'll die helmet uses my titties for evil com saturday night baby you already know what ts going on obsolete russian units of measurement no thoughts just baby hippos what is america's obsession with bill nye the science guy i once said in class that i had never seen it and this girl yelled you've never watched bill nye and in five seconds flat half the class was screaming how could you have never watched bill nye while the other half chanted bill bill bill bill frick seussical and shrek the musical and crap why can't schools do the nightmare before freaking christmas i wanna be a g freaking boogie a jedi you follow your dreams bro chase them like a cheater the emoji looks like how minecraft villagers sound the emoji looks like how minecraft villagers sound this post is still good on pc because minecraft block this is the only good addition i've ever gotten on this post thank you hello ladies fancier fursona the raymond series being really shrek shall me dress how you want gender is fake nothing matters trans person i like gender though me hell yeah i respect that i apologize and don't mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism good post op denounce gender roles but respect gender identity denounce gender roles but respect gender identity okay so i got added to this facebook group where people post bad pictures they've taken of boats and do you wanna see maybe the funniest thing i've ever [Music] seen as an eldritch being sees humans as humans see insects which is to say harmless but inexplicably terrifying cthulhu chasing humanity around with a shoe while crying cthulhu gently picks up humans with a piece of paper and puts them outside the sea a great deal of evolution ensues at the goblin market i mustn't buy a little goblin treat when i get home i wish i had a little goblin treat fun fact everyone is shorter than their mom the human body has a genetic function that forces one's height to not exceed the height of their mother what my first time playing sonic adventure 2 i've been obsessed with chaos for so long but never been able to play any games with a chao garden before today i know nothing about them besides i love them this is eck i'm using an emulator so there's letters missing everywhere it's so insane that there's no ground in america americans will just step out of their house and fall through the void for all eternity and act like it's normal or the europeans reblogging this so smugly as if stepping out of their houses and having to walk along a single really thin tight rope to get to wherever they are going is any better come on keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl elevator smell is so libidinous you are always using words well they are just sitting there pros of chubby gf soft nice hugs fighter lows tidy pillows cons of chubby gf none pros of skinny gf fits in your arms really nicely your hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful cons of skinny gf none pros of muscle gf abs biceps please strong gf pick me up please most likely works out a lot which is hot cons of muscle gf none my mom's cats their brothers synchronized catting this is called mirroring cats do this with each other and humans as a way of being social what if i were a girl and also boy and either both the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately versus tumblrsome as your brain's low and low in a crockpot from being slowly boiled type beat things i can do enjoy words and images love friends things i cannot do zoom call ascendants the misspelling adds a layer of depth i think you're cute okay so wear a photo of me inside a heart-shaped locket then [Music] life hack you don't have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon coming out of my cage and i've been doing just dvd i'm actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft girl this the gas rad walked up to me and started sniffing me i thought it was someone's dog at first but i lucky and stuart little was looking back at me i hate new york religious views costco member political views if a witch eats the president that which should become president i'm pretty sure that as far as infuriating helmets you'd hate to see before you get stabbed go this one is definitely up there [Music] mosquitoes had the nerve the audacity the unmitigated goal to come into my home where i pay the bills and suck the blood out of my veins veins i've had for 22 years congratulations you played me i'm going to nickname my child lil beach i see your passing on the family name [Music] she pours two bottles of coca-cola all over her hair i literally can't believe how good this looks i'm trying this yesterday such a good tip i'm trying this yesterday don't let tumblr make you think that tipping cows is okay [Music] gender f m male female fan male fell male high school visit on march 17th gender international high school visited hokimen city at march 19th sorry sjws there are only nine genders [Music] i don't care if no one likes me i didn't ask to be born me whenever i look at everyone why am i the only ugly person [Music] hey guys stop posting so loud i'm trying to sleep not to brag but i experimented a lot with drugs and shreks when i was in college unfortunately i was part of the control group what type of haircut does steven spielberg get the director's cut [Music] jigsaw from those movies voice miss us thatcher you've successfully utilized girl power to funnel money into illegal paramilitary death squads in northern ireland but i'm not so sure you can gaslight gatekeep girl boss your way out of this one your supporters call you the iron lady but do you have the iron will it takes to escape my trap before why people keep posting what's really in your food articles like i'm gonna stop eating whatever it's about lmao listen death is coming death is coming pass me a hot dog [Music] i cannot describe to you how crazy i'm being made by situations [Music] girl help we are stranded in the desert and i'm thirsty nvm i'm gonna drink this cactus juice girl help i can see shrimp colors blizzard boot camp 12-week program before after i became a lizard in only 12 weeks dry scaly skin four legs a will to live walks into art museum hi i'm here to donate myself these memes are stolen call the police immediately [Music] howdy folks i hope that you all enjoyed episode 164 of top tumblr memes if you did feel free to drop a like comment and subscribe to the channel i'd greatly appreciate it if you can go the extra mile feel free to click the join button right next to the subscribe button right next to it and become a channel member i would really appreciate that that would be awesome we thank you so much for breaking 12 000 subscribers let's keep the momentum up let's keep going soon we'll be to twelve five and then thirteen so thank you all so much big milestone we're gonna keep growing so that was a really exciting thing to see now for your question of the day yesterday was wholesome what was the thing that makes you the most happy i'm going to ask you what your biggest pet peeve is what is the one thing that someone can do that just irritates you the most i want to hear it and i want to know what your reaction usually is if it's like a complete like if you see if you have a friend that does it you're just like you have to stay step away from the more just kind of like keep it to yourself i want to hear all about the pet peeves um and i'll try to reply to as many of them as i can uh remember i am taking idea names for a second channel that is kind of a homework i saw a bunch of carl central which was funny and then i saw one that was carl's corner and i was thinking for carl's corner he could do carl carl's in the corner with the k that'd be k carl central is also really good and remember that this would be for stuff like my rating minecraft mobs but then there will still be tumbler content on this channel in addition to tumble user content so for example i'm going to start a memes taken from tumblr or meme stolen from tumblr haven't decide series uh which will all be memes that i screenshot off tumblr so kind of like a common awards but only from tumblr so yeah you can put that in the comments as well i hope that you all have a wonderful morning evening afternoon night whatever time of day it is for you and i will see you all tomorrow with episode 165 peace out guys [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Tumblr Central

Views: 18,071

Rating: 4.9757576 out of 5

Keywords: tumblr, tumblr memes, dank memes, r/tumblr, top tumblr posts, hot tumblr posts, best tumblr posts, tumblr reads, tumblr trophies, cowbelly, tumblr awards, tumblr central, text posts, tumblr text posts, hot memes, best memes, top memes, cowbelly memes, dank, memes, meme, funny, lol, comedy, humor, best of tumblr, funniest tumblr posts, tumblr compilation, tumblr posts

Id: DIEoIZnvhpc

Length: 16min 20sec (980 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021