TOP 69 TUMBLR POSTS V4

howdy folks welcome back to another episode of top 69 tumblr post this is episode four um it seems as though you guys have been really enjoying the content um you guys really like the pikachu videos and you guys have really enjoyed the other episodes of top 69 tumblr posts um so i'm really happy to see that i'm really happy to see all the support i've been getting i want to thank all of you and now sit back relax and enjoy the video peace guys do you ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swan pulls when she's holding out the medallion at the edge of the pole and you're just like man ma'am retail in idaho taylor nope mickety nope navy nope malice nope retalin idaho [Music] i'm gonna keep it false with you chief i'm gonna lie to you x by shrek shall post that made me straight sorry that male intimacy makes you so uncomfortable seems like something you need to work through [Music] out after a long shift at the bubble factory weep woo pirating move is by seeing them in tumblr jits and basing my own story around them i'm a criminal imagine you're a middle-aged mom and you let your teenager invite some friends over and you bring them like lemonade and cookies and crap and 10 years later you find out one of those kids joined a band and wrote a top 100 song about how you were his puberty fuel teenage shrek's dream and you have to spend the early 2000s listening to it play on overhead speakers every time you visit them all because you tried to let your teenage daughters to see have a social life good morning people with alliterating names girls with more than three mt cups in their bedrooms people who sit on roofs for fun anyone who has a nike blahaj lgbts with a social media addiction maxima lists the clothes chair customer service employees tall men with dark hair and large noses people who love tall men with dark hair and large noses adults with multiple stuffed animals singers who don't show their face publicly and all sea creatures [Music] 49937 help grandpa get up deep tag o'reilly had spoilers my bad got laryngitis and his replacement was struck down after insane acts of hubris good morning kings let's push this boulder bad news about the boulder everyone good morning kings let's push this boulder dude do you listen to drake no i'll listen to josh i feel this may be the year to bring back the skeleton war it's been too long since i've seen a good quality skeleton warming skeletons don't have respiratory system so they can't be affected by covet after years of uneasy peace the skeletons can finally unite to fight a common enemy the plague has anybody made the observation yet that mike wazowski looks like what you would get if you crossed a minion with shrek don't do this [Music] i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jarlene played in the background and i'm just like beach are you okay i actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies i baked this afternoon she's very sweet and going through a breakup mood after being cheated on she's coming over to my gf and diesel bad movie night friday and she even let me pet her cat named clarence my gf thinks it's funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jarlene while crying about being done dirty by a man good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil panties hit the floor you know it sister i don't really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials mostly because largely speaking baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren't the parents of generation zed your older sibling telling you you're an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn't the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a crappy economy deeply missing the rituals of elementary school same routine every day going to the library as a class eating lunch with your friends having a teacher read to you from the same book every day packing your little backpack now what do i do emails digital picture of a worm some guy at homecoming came up to me and told me i couldn't wear a suit because i was a girl pretty sure he was just mad i looked better in a suit than him you can say psbs bsps to get my attention bro it's okay we are mutuals knocks on your door hello gay little fruit dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult [Music] i sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn't wake up but the second time he did and smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the two flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn't work i know your secret popular sports boy you are just as dorky and cute as everyone else we all begged october to be good to us and she really said here you can have a treat didn't she thank you miss october got a master's degree in being ignored looks like someone got referred to as it all on their paper lmao a family of raccoons photo bombed a wedding photo shoot those are the bridesmaids karlie reed jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my until it fell apart like a brisket this was the tick tock which is long game and you laughed you laughed at their moon ritual now who's laughing i'm gonna need everyone to be as mercilessly petty and tasteless as possible about this please wishing evil and malicious thoughts towards washington dc tonight guys i just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner my roman catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought-provoking as i did in 2020 it's going to be 4 20 for a whole month heck yeah [ __ ] touches the ground this a relic a relic of a more hopeful time in retrospect the fact it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient haha sorry i don't have 2020 vision none of us did we freaking checkups gunned ourselves [Music] v4 vendetta it is the year 2020 a virus runs wild in the world most americans are dead and britain is ruled by a fascist dictator who promises security but not freedom one man stands against him the man named v who moves through london like a wraith despite the desperate efforts of the police oh no oh frick may god have mercy on us all look at nick jonas in the background omg i hit that first stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies our bones may be strong but our hearts are not china has peelable banana popsicles our technology is inferior if i was elizabeth bennett my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when mr collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story i told you to stay back yeah but daryl you said there was a dog me in the apocalypse so my uncle is babysitting me and i told him that i'm hungry and without any expression he took a bowl and filled it with water saying here you go you know where you can find salt if you need some i'm going to take a nap one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and i'm going to make some stupid joke and that's how my life will end hit me with your best shot fires away i'm not the same person i was 18 minutes ago i'm now slightly worse one time i had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and why i thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle know it's sugar and french friends this was so delicious what it has come to my attention that i typed french friend instead of french fries i did not eat my french friend i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling cast iron pan but i don't even know how to use that damn spell yet i'm not a high enough level it took me 18 years to realize saturday is turd in it i'm 19 years old i shouldn't be laughing at spelling attic out loud what have you done [Music] my boss's first language isn't english however she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone i think today she was trying to tell us don't just stand around looking pretty but what she actually said was we don't have time to be shrekzy the first 18 years of your life is free to play but afterwards it becomes pay to play somehow i got a 95 out of 20 on an assignment grade 475 i hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever i'm what the kids call really exhausted i'm so tired personally i think a lot of things are good name one you're right i'm sorry i made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered to senior coffees and i said senior i'm sorry miss i'm going to have to ask to see some id and she covered her mouth and went oh dear me and couldn't stop smiling two people could be born at exactly the same time but because of time zones have different birthdays heavy breathing [Music] fun fact if you spray the pages of a novel with perfume it will always have that smell even years after you haven't opened it which is superb because you can associate that smell with the feelings that story gave you and are it's just perfect [Music] freedom no money no family 16 in the middle of miami how did he manage to jump so vertically what the frick you've heard of existential dread and existential horror now get ready for existential peace which is that feeling when you stare up at the night sky and think uh i exist that's pretty neat yeah i know what i think i'm gonna bring back ancient greek culture starting with phallic writer if you come over to my house you've gotta be prepared to drink out of one of these bad boys every year the richest person in america is declared the winner of capitalism they get a badge then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at zero dollars this procedure results in the world's richest people donating excessive amounts of money ahead of the event in an attempt to avoid being hit by a real-life blue shell thus adding to the overall annual donation you'll think this is a joke but that's literally how taxes are supposed to work eight babies hey what's up i can climb around and do whatever the frick i want basically from birth human baby i guess i'll be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can't pass through the birth canal we are basically all born premature because of our big brains big brain babies too stupid to do sick flips from three branches why hasn't anyone offered my parents five camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong it's because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just can't afford you this is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me i wanna tell you a secret mom when are we gonna go home me at basically every family event crazy to think that i'm just a series of posts in someone's phone screen aha let me out anyway this is a radar the bad stand account now anyone who says there's no such thing as unproblematic fave just look at this little guy and try to tell me you could honestly bring yourself to cancel him me you are like a little baby watch this turns the tv on and sets it to dora the explorer my infant nephew goo goo gab target self checkout screen hope you had fun on your target run me with 51 and 79 cents less than i had an hour ago you're worse than the devil [Music] me hello darkness my old friend darkness new phone who dis an emotion pokes its head through the mountain of suppression i've buried it under me beating it with a stick back back [Music] do you think using crystals is cheating for a wizard everything wizards do is cheating on purpose [Music] thank you guys so much for watching this episode of top 69 tumblr posts um you know we have another episode coming tomorrow so if you all liked the video please subscribe uh and like the video maybe comment down below some of your favorite posts um i try to read all of your comments um and i try to respond to most of them so i really appreciate any feedback you guys give me i hope you all have a wonderful day night afternoon wherever you are and i'll see you tomorrow

Channel: Tumblr Central

Views: 6,688

Rating: 4.9902439 out of 5

Keywords: tumblr, tumblr memes, dank memes, r/tumblr, top tumblr posts, hot tumblr posts, best tumblr posts, tumblr reads, tumblr trophies, cowbelly, tumblr awards, tumblr central, text posts, tumblr text posts, hot memes, best memes, top memes, cowbelly memes

Id: sa1Mz1gdPXw

Length: 14min 51sec (891 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 18 2020