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my FBI guys watching me browse page 57 on pornhub just beat it a bird flew into this window and left a mark I thought this was a cloud when you remember something embarrassing you did six years ago how to become a pigeon and escape life forever disgusting please act like a human my mom when I walk up the stairs on all fours we know he can swim but can Richard fun Mycroft Holmes just wants to eat cake dislikes social events and has to tolerate a better-looking sibling I think we all relate to Mycroft on an intense spiritual level I'm living my Crofts life a male president I don't know what if he gets a boner and we have another Cold War what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree 100 minus 50 plus 50 plus 100 minus 200 plus 100 minus 100 a 25 B 50 C 0 D 300 getting ready to do the sex like seeing your crush like teacher why didn't you do your homework me I was busy Patrick Stump sunny moment part 6 do you have a form of ID on you yes yes I do here you go bye heartbeat flat pack number three feet feeling a bit sore pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts talk about fluffy comfort room service mushroom service trippy medium rare pepper Oh for [ __ ] sake - the hell runs this blog when spider-man and ant-man meet an Avengers fall and man do you like control spiders Peter Parker chuckles and decides to reply with a snarky comeback do you like control amps and man yes Peter Parker is now caught off guard I need everyone to witness what I witnessed at the zoo today we getting under the covers iemon a soul mate is a person that won't complain about any of my music when I put my ipod on shuffle I complain about my own music when it's on shuffle what are you talking about air conditioning has just domesticated wind I [ __ ] hate this because it's right yesterday I said someone stopped me from buying books but now I'm browsing Kanak uni aya site for some dark academia [ __ ] why use water to water your plants when you can use your tears put that mental breakdown to use and save the planet by saving up on water don't waste your tears I talk a lot of [ __ ] for someone who's scared to make a phone call tbh why test on animals when there are people who are rude to waiters I don't friendzone people I relationship zone them you want to be my friend too bad we are dating possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first-grader person's people can walk the not and sanitizers because and sanitizers don't have legs do you really need to print bars printers now available with attitude poking holes in Dad's condoms so someone else can do the dishes get in the car there is no time to explain this is why you should dig a huge hole in your background this is maybe one of my favorite clickbait ads ever dog squad dog squad on squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad dog squad don't fall in love with me I will dress up as a raccoon and eat your trash late at night scattering it all over your front yard he looks like he is trying not to cry don't look ma don't look at your little boy Michael Sarah is actually a Spanish woman from the 1940s the painting doesn't fly well I'll be darned cutting soap for my dog while he wears a turtleneck jenna Marbles fountain a chant has embraced it to the absolute maximum what kind of symbolism how can I learn so much every week and still be so stupid college students while this actually applies to my life more than I'd like to admit god grant me the serenity to do it to M and the courage to accept that I had to who fixes a clock like this this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system remember when Justin Timberlake was in Shrek sir Justin I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta so if you end one hundred and ten of your friends wanna come over dinner is ready me as hell RNC official sites my little pony in defense of Melania Trump's plagiarized speech why can't anything be normal anymore she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door knowing swans this is either a very brave man or a very scared one the swans have a hostage he's behind me making that [ __ ] face again I don't even have to turn around to know it god damn it I hate that god damn stupid face he makes god [ __ ] damn it all you've done the right is like just don't look just don't look just don't look my dad just came in and gave me the second said his high school was getting rid of it and asked if I wanted it pancake animals smell it found him screaming screaming screaming hot brownie alive and well smell it by man who is crying did you get a prom dress yet oh yes I did contact lens jewelry this may be the worst idea I have ever seen in my life this is a carved watermelon no it's not it's so hatching Dragon's egg no one is gonna convince me otherwise I'm the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are hungry you are the only valid manager ooo a hot hot finally an actual [ __ ] shower thought when the selfie comes out better than expected so you have to show it off me why black people stereotype for stealing we never stole a country or a culture for a religious figure lol I'm framing this are we just going to ignore how'd Italy terrifying this scene was from the Spongebob movie when the feds track me down to my Appalachian cave home but I've been living on raw meat wild onions and bear milk for the past eight years my cousin has two deaf parents and just posted you don't know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf and I'm laughing really hard Red Hot Chili Peppers smart uses for toothpaste you never thought of learn more I bet this guy's good at peeling soft-boiled eggs I'm watching art restoration videos and this is the funniest comment I've ever seen I bet this guy's good at peeling soft-boiled eggs later this is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture and somehow the cat's face had the same energy here's to all the kids who never find their name on anything in souvenir stores suggestin paths they named my brother Dennis a moment of silence for suggestion I'm sorry Brown says hailey Arendt word pass expired in the 1950s please wake me for snacks and drinks thank you me you know when you're on the verge of a mental breakdown crying and someone tries to talk to you so you just feel like instructions on food cook 20 to 24 minutes me using my superior intellect I have deduced that optimal cooking time is precisely 22 minutes I shop John into the vending machine goodbye John life is an angry hockey dad named Paul and I'm a fiberglass window memento mori Ring England late 17th to early 18th century you could put a skittle in there Canha dinosaur even get more [ __ ] rad you bet Jurassic oh I'm so impressed by that dinosaur in that bun congratulations picot you would like your credit card details he can have them hell yeah [ __ ] Singh pancake I like to reverse things here our reverse Medusa and a reverse sent all not since but I love this I'm having a breakdown you'll be okay up okay gender custom what's your gender are you sure you entered a valid gender Google is canceled we are having pizza for dinner guys help me I'm so close to my next game seriously I'm so close [Applause] [Music] explain yourself Nintendo arthritis my favorite quasi mean phenomenon is people porting doom to devices that should not reasonably be expected to run dough I'm really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw it's - no it's an infinite amount of holes stacked on top of each other this is exactly what I'm talking about I chose the cutest cashier self-checkout [Applause] hallo land doc I'm water dog such wealth so money I hope this card gets rejected of every register finally found a picture of the quilt I made skills know what wait hold the [ __ ] phone why is your reflection looking at the camera what the [ __ ] this is golden mr. skeletal it appears only once every 20,000 years LIKE the video and subscribe to commenter woods in 20 seconds or you will never have calcium and good bones again [Music]

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Id: jIcgxyf7gVc

Length: 11min 29sec (689 seconds)

Published: Wed May 22 2019