Trying To Guess Phrases In YOUR Language

hello all of you beautiful people out there that's a throwback I'm so sick so I can't record crazy things I can't go buckwild like I normally do in the arena in the challenging death ball that is gaming it's very hard to speak for long periods of time and I wanted to record life for strange it's rare to be up and this is out who knows maybe but I can I can't record anything that takes super extremely long extended periods of time of talking so it's a good time to come back to a throwback just like the intro see full circle did you guys know I had a world comedy tour yeah I'm good at that thing what does it do another video on guessing phrases and you guys's languages I've done how many did I do three four maybe more probably a long time ago it's been ages since the last one I did but people have been wanting them again so why not let's butcher some of your languages if you haven't seen one of these before I basically asked you guys on Twitter give me some of the best phrases in your native language I will do my best to translate so I'm just gonna guess I'm gonna guess what these sentences mean and I'm also gonna try and pronounce them and I think that that's where part of the phone comes from this series because all of you who speak those languages can laugh at how much I destroy your culture and in Filipino / Tagalog cleaning know and TT Cove what kind of know auntie Tico it that means you win some you lose some you know sometimes comes and sometimes it doesn't I don't no idea what that means there's not even a translate button underneath it that's where a part of my figuring out of this comes from we'll see what mr. google says detect language detected alright Filipino and it says eat mine okok eat my dick Kynan mo auntie Tico okay it changed it so I'm gonna say that you can't even speak your own language and Google knows better because Google told me to eat my dick some of this now I know I know it's Dutch hot for Domo stop med doggone in Netherland the first very first part says goddammit stop me stop by when you're in the Netherlands dog superboy translate tweet god damn stop dying in the netherlands I'm not trying to you think I go into the Netherlands every time I'm being like lava yay hey de donde esta la biblioteca that clearly translates you I don't bargain pumpkin [ __ ] oh I don't know if cuz it just this is part of the challenge as well guessing the language what is it I know it's Scandinavian of some kind but it could be no region Swedish Finnish man could be even Dutch or Danish it says and in my best accent C giarraputo I'm Italian soo-dong Vicky Samata sattanna I swear one of these days I'm gonna say one of these sentences and a hole is gonna open in the ground and Norwegians Satan's gonna come out and be like hey what's up fam I have no idea what that means um hey friends wanna go hail Satan it's finished it says oh it's oatmeal eaten without a cat Satan right yes I am the 1% okay I'm glad that you guys phonetically spell some of these because I do want to try these languages like Arabic and soft but I unlike Russian and languages that use different alphabets but I literally would not know where to start I have no idea you read this from right to left maybe I don't know in English letters they can be read as cush booties that of course in that language means cash money I need Google's help Arabic detective peach my but peach my but guys gosh booties well this isn't cash boot easy let's let's hear it wait light let me put on my listening glasses hush but easy hush but easy I nail that that's pretty good hey that's pretty good wait peach my buzz peach my but is it supposed to be peach my butter pinch my button well this what I know you have enough eat that then you have enough eat of a fine this is Jeff Lafitte that mean like [ __ ] [ __ ] or something yep yeah I'm love pizza yeah I'm gonna eat the [ __ ] [ __ ] hey Google okay how is that fair you know Google owns YouTube and the D monetize us for swearing but then Google puts swears into their translators and then I'm allowed recorded video on it okay society is that high you down defeat the helvetii think you have Lafitte [ __ ] of a fun and if that goes together oh oh my god I got this one before somebody wrote this on before didn't they you can into koukin that means cooking in the kitchen or no it means cooking naked basically my way of translating these words are looking at them and saying like what does that look like in English Lucan in the keuken [ __ ] in the kitchen hey I got the kitchen parent right it's Dutch hey you can that's not how people talk at all I'm trying to work on my Dutch accent cuz and a lot of Dutch people watch my channel because and last time I did a few of these there was a lot of Dutch phrases in it but I've been trying to work on my accent and I don't know how you guys talk there's something about the way you talk something in DS's do we do we your mouth goes that's not right but you can into cooking bro a day folder or Kudo Paulo so what I'd wish you would tell me what language it was so then I can like guess like what the the thing is okay these accents do not represent the jacksepticeye gentle these are me being what I want to be in the moment let me live a day folder means and my father all pseudo para sow went to the store and never came back no that's sad okay whatever mine cuz it stands for it's [ __ ] the clown's ass but I guess it's [ __ ] the clown and then the emoji is the polarized possessive it's working the clowns asses ass I don't know if you guys say that I'm trying ok I'm breaching the gap I'm putting the barrier between creator and audience down come on in speak your languages to me I won't understand but I'll give you a drink anyway no sirree I'm trying to listen into my conversations CIA booga-booga guacamole penis my god I'm speaking the language of the gods so Sade a la verga I want to go to Vegas wait why am i guessing Vegas just as very good looks like Vegas that's stupid it's Spanish and it says take off your [ __ ] Saturday elevator socata a la verga you can't take off a [ __ ] all right it's attached to the body what do you want me to do you already chopped off my [ __ ] what what does Google say take off Fuel Park in Gaza no I'm not gonna do that Jack T in Penn PD I always get worried when even Twitter's like I don't know it's up to you bro jack has a tiny penis that better not it actually looks like tiny penis you better not say that well why is there so many [ __ ] related ones this time it's Welsh Jack you head penis oh you're just call me a [ __ ] that's mean why am I still getting Kate from the internet ah just what I get poke Mahorn I got our Irish Mike come on translator I want you pick this one up all right you too afraid maybe that knows the ones that have swears in them and won't put it in poke the hole means kiss me arse and Irish kiss my ass yeah oh I can't even voice output isn't available for detect language yes it is you can infer all the other ones why you discrimination against Irish people why are we not allowed to have the funny words and the funny sounds kiss my ass kiss my ass no Google I won't I will kiss your ass if you put the Irish stuff in there wait if I flip it around it won't translation verified by translate community yeah but you still won't put it in Bhutan demerit that means kiss my ass as well oh sorry that means Putin Oh merde translate from French oh [ __ ] [ __ ] or [ __ ] off I don't know if you guys are actually just wanted me to translate it and say funny swears in your language or if you just don't like me and you're just yelling at me through your other language cuz you know it takes me a while to figure it out it saving Lum prati all is hurlan that means your name is a bean potatoes and hurling weight that means what come on you know it's Irish pick it I love potatoes and Hurley Oh a Venus yeah aving is also a name but it means love too it's a phenom Pratt he hungers Harlan I have never heard of no more relief why he don't you let Irish people be heard Google you can swear all you want and you can do monetize this all you want well I will not rest until Irish people are heard on the translate oh sweet mother of German Jesus okay also here if been there Deitrick on if b9e layer my neighbor oven Hoyt this about beside our burgoo Taos birthday it Peter either groom strokes workers can make goons Olsen stacking kite serpent tongues for Lord nom de for Zayn Tonga what I feel like I could have made a small batch of basil Hayden's in the amount of time that it took me to read that I have no idea that means okay so there's this reading on word in German and I'm gonna make you say it out loud and it's going to be really funny and you're never gonna get to the end of it and then I read out what it was and it probably means like Oh supreme epic water company thanks I know one from German before which is air bites lows and understood song I don't know if that's actually true but I heard it in a German class one time and I was like what okay so here I'm the Dietrich and I'm an official mind builder of today but this building looks good should I please see your land traffic permit transfer regulation for this Oh truth is not better than fiction haha it Vania leaf life Sean I talk Evelyn I'm sorry yeah it won't speak Dutch your English is too good I don't actually have to learn Dutch oh I'm hoping that that means you are my life Sean I love you I like your suite Sean I don't know that's what that means I like your suite Evelyn okay I know you're all breathtaking I love your sweet breathtaking come on translate wait let's see if I Google does any better with it I think you're sweet Sean that makes way more sense I think you're also very sweet too Oh [Music] Cammie why why is Norwegian a thing for Rica I don't even know how Norwegians would speak for Iike Vega Andre made corpse Luton be like a Yank yay read your isten okay I know what it means it means dude you're so cool thank you for making your videos there super epic incredible job to not bother others with my body smell I make videos instead of having a job I don't smell I smell like a small horse going huh I smell like a small lush shop there much better I was gonna say it's not like a small meadow I was like this is smell great I can't Oh Oh bro Jessica Cobra whoo that's Australian and it translates to hello friend and another beautiful Australian sentence I'm not here to [ __ ] spoilers which means don't waste my time because I'm not here to [ __ ] around all right it's like get your [ __ ] together let's get the [ __ ] out of [ __ ] town how many times did I say [ __ ] this video is to monetize already anyway who cares but yeah I'm not here to [ __ ] spiders I'm not here to waste my time man this a sentence slash phrase it's actually a place name but try and pronounce this this does not look like words you can try and guess the translation if you want but good luck okay this is Welch oh my god well it's just like a weird mix between Irish and Swedish which shouldn't exist land fair full green eagle groceries Chadwick Boseman Willem Dafoe silly go go go that translates to the building for environmental health acts can Google even translate this okay he's dead picked up that it was Welsh to take the glass it's detective language are you [ __ ] kidding me it doesn't it didn't say it didn't even oh my god you stopped me even Google doesn't know okay this is someone actually pronouncing it now today we had a big contrast in temperature across the UK just 12 degrees over counts the parts of eastern ok somebody put this guy up to this to take the piss they were like can you do it and he was like watch me England with cloudy skies but in the sunshine in Northwest Wales it's RAF Mona just up the road from clan by the first winger to go get Oakland robber Santa Sileo go go go the tempered you've got to do what I I swear if I heard a dude just certainly started speaking that I'd be checking to see if the left side of his face was sagging he nails it I'm shining Northwest Wales its RAF Mona just up the road from plan by the perfect winger to go get a Quinn global fantasy leo go go go the tempered you've got to 21 I heard it so basically what you're saying the key to Welsh is is to just wait see fall see if Google knows I'm Mike Gousha doing a steal or loss oh no oh no robot Satan's gonna come out now robot Satan is gonna come out through the floor my bouche doing a straw get a humidor Messiah seal your dog'll or gloss actually attempt to sound human but this one was like take me to your leader what does the English one do clan fire pit Queen gets he Gareth when trouble and Cecilia go go go okay there's something to be said for the fact that the English version sounds closer to the actual one then the Welsh version which just sounds like Daleks are coming to town I'm Mike Gousha doing a dog ever fantasy your dog dog loss go go go okay and last but not least let's scroll Scroll scroll Scroll scroll what are we gonna pick okay do I run yay vlei haste cook is that that's not Swedish is it it's only because it looks like jävla but it's not spelled the same so I'm gonna say it's oh I know I can pick but it's not coming to my brain because I am messed up from robot Welsh Satan um this means are you having a good time are you see I try to make them all wholesome to be like how are you but everyone else is like haha take your dick off so I'm gonna say put your [ __ ] and [ __ ] you were a [ __ ] heel [ __ ] okay God such weird languages in the world man it's weird of the world is so diverse and different it's great um but seriously no it's just so swearing all over the world and it's great I love it I learned some words today see my goal for this is that you guys can teach me swear words in other languages so that when I'm doing English videos I can do other language swears and then YouTube know what I'm doing they won't know how to do monetize me even if at all even though I barely ever get D monetize for swearing anyway because I'm should we get away with everything we thank you guys for participating let me know if you guys want to see more of these hit the like button if you do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] who's doing a stock at a huge fantasy you're not logged loss

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Id: FJJN0_GgdBQ

Length: 19min 21sec (1161 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 29 2019