(Singing) Why did I start recording I have to peeeeeee eeeeehhhhhh (Normal Voice) What is up my Cranky Crew? it's Ethan from Crankgameplays, and today we are here... What are we doing? I don't know. I feel like I should have a different intro …eeughhhh What makes you laugh? I make me laugh- *chuckles* *shouting* Do something good with your life! IDIOT! There's nothing in this world... that makes me laugh... *laughing* More than myself. NOW, *clap* Before we get into it, This is gonna make me sound like an idiot, but I know myself better than anyone on this earth. And I know what makes me guggle- Guggle? *laughs* A lot of people are doing try not to laugh challenges on the Internet. I've done them plenty of times, I did one the other day! And so I thought about it and I was like hey what makes me laugh? I do! *laughs* I do a lot of things that make me giggle, so I asked Kathryn, Uhh...one of my v- one of my very best friends in the whole world, who knows me extremely well, I asked Kathryn to go in, and find clips of me doing shit *small chuckle* That would make me laugh. And so, Kathryn has done just that. Will they make me giggle? Maybe, who knows? We're about to find out. have I seen any of these clips so far? No, I mean I did at one point. Because it's my own shit. But- *swallows* I haven't gone through any of these videos yet. Let's go ahead- *swallows again* And see what dumb shit I've done. Will it make me giggle, or will it make me cringe? Who knows? Let's get rolling. *Ethan mating call* Stupid. *light giggle* E: I'm not Doing an intro for this one. A: Oh. E: Let's pretend that we've been recording for years. A: Do you actually not wanna be mature? E: No. *laughing* I always do weird shit- first off, hold on, two things. My acne has gotten so much better My face was horrible to look at. It's still not great, (british accent) I still got spots 'ere and there, but it was so bad - you don't really realise the issue that you have until... Until you can look back and reflect on it, and say "HEY, BUCKO, wash your FACE every once in a while." All rise for the National Anthem. OOOOHHHH *starts laughing* I remember recording that, and thinking that was the funniest fucking thing ever, I don't know why! Someone made an edit of it the other day. Hold on.. Let's find it. (x8) Here it is! (x4)All rise for the National Anthem. *high pitched, distorted scream* I- where did that meme come from, where is it? Who did that? Funny stuff though, funny stuff. Alright, let's continue *whispering* It's softer because this is ASMR. *sounds of scratches and sniffing into mic* *whispering* Ever wondered what a sniff smelled? like? Sometimes.. *Ethan reacting* Aww, Daisy! *simultaneously* Dutch Oven. *both laugh* This game seems rea- *pauses video, laughs* I... I love that video. I think that that might be,like, one of the best videos I've ever made. Recording it, I had so much fun, I thought that I was, like genuinely funny, cracking some good jokes, And then editing it, like I... I had a really fun time editing it, and I thought that I did a good job! *talking with mouth full* VR stuff! I don't know what this is from. It was really fun though, all - literally all you do is cook Food in VR, and apparently the physics are a little bit odd, so... *funny voice* Let's get into cooking, shall we? *laughs* Oh! Its this video, I remember this! Oh no, you can see his eyeballs. Oh no! Do something FUNNY, ETHAN! A: We got further than we've ever gotten before. E: Let's just... gather ourselves. *Ethan takes a breather* Just a deep br- A: Tickle the fingers- E: I dont want to touch you. *Laughter* *screech* *clap* Ah, fuck. I wish Andrew lived closer to me. Recording with him is so much fun And we have such a good - we have really good on-camera chemistry. We do really funny things like that A: Tickle the fingers- E: I dont want to touch you. *Laughter* *lip-syncing* Don't want to be all by myself ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *air-drums* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Laughs while talking* did I just do the same thing? Video:OOOOOOOOOOOO that i did in the video? Video:OOOOORE Do a replay, replay! *replay of air-drums* We need two cups of these bad boys. E: Two cups of sugar *both start laughing* Big chunk. Okay! None of that- Also, People think that I plan that shit, for like, stuff to go wrong in ASMR cooking? None of it is planned. It all just happens. Video: We've got one cup down. We still need 3/4 cups E: God, I'm an idiot. *both laugh* K- Yikes E- Come with me Welcome to the fridge tour. *Ethan still laughing in the background* What do we got her- *something drops* *Ethan laughs harder* Video: Jesus. *cough while laughing* Im so stupid. Alright... Video: Today... E: More uhh, ASMR. Video: *smacks* Thanksgi- Thanks*smacks*giving. *smack* Thanksgiving! *both laugh* Wash off your hands real click- quick, watch- hoho... *Ethan laughs and pauses the video* Ok- I know what this clip is, sometimes, I just start- I can't speak, permanent. There's like a sentence, easy to say, But I just- I can't... sayyy it. Words don't work correctly, and I have to take a momen- like I go... Okay, bear with me.. Do you ever go blind... for just a sec? *laughs* It happens all the time to me. I stand up too quick, It's a head rush. But a lot of times it's made because I don't eat enough *laughs while talking* food. Not on purpose, but I just forget to eat sometimes.And this was one of those things, I hadn't eaten a thing, and then I was like; "I'm drunk! AND blind." *cough* Alright, next clip. -my God. Lisa. Doesn't. Love me. E: I forgot about this Video: AHHHH That was a video, Pit stains! *laughs* *slams desk* *giggle* You know what im talking about? That was a video where sunlight came from! Neil Neilson. Anyway, back to me playing Overwatch poorly. Vid: Oh, oh, all these fancy ass terms going around, Lucio's low, Lucio's high, AHHH! I don't know where anybody is! Mia: Eth-Ethan, apparently you didn't switch your gameplay, so they just missed all that sweetness. E- Oh SHIT! Ohhh no, I was actually doing good!! *Laughter* Classic. A classic. No-one'll ever know that I did well at a videogame for once. *jazzy music in background* A: Ahhh, I died. E: You died? A: Save me. E: I couldn't. I couldn't- *laughs* I couldn't fucking save him. I don't- *giggles* I don't know what was wrong with me. We spent such a long time- *laughs* We spent such a long time recording that game, And I just couldn't figure it out. I just couldn't figure it out. *laughs* Video: We made the wrong recipe *laughs* What can you do? I can't read. *Gasps* I remember this. Look at those shorts, I gotta bring those back. I gotta bring those back. That ass! OHHH! *kissy noises x3* Video: What made that noise? E:That game place made that noise, that too. Video: Who are you? Who am I? I'm you! Im BlankGameplays *slight chuckle* *small gasp* *both laugh* Okay. *slight pound* Okay during that time, That was when we were trying to film the, like, 24 hours of fucking videos for April Fool's Day, and it just wasn't happening. But we did so many fucking- we did so many weird things, and it was so great, and it was so much fun. And the SQUASH! It was - it was so frustrating. *Unintelligible scolding in the background* Video: God my wrists are fucking broken. You, I Tonya'd me. *both laugh* This is BERNICE! This is the origins of Bernice! *white girl voice* I'm just a California girl. Give me the baby. *Ethan laughs* *Laugh screech* That poor baby. We threw that baby in the garbage. *laughs* In the garbage - it's covered in milk! What are you supposed to do with a baby covered in milk, Bathe it? No way, throw it in the trash! Uhh- *giggles* *both laugh* it was so gross- That was such a bad idea, we got so much milk. Video: Valuables, valuables, valuables! This is what the hard-earned YouTube money gets you. Don't believe me? *Ethan laughs* Good cut. Daddy needs more nerds. All right, here we go. Video: Where did it come from? Where did it go? Who will guide us into the sunset *both* once the sun starts to set? All those questions... *both* Answered, and.... answered. *both* On today's show. *both* Hi, I'm Neil...Neilson *Ethan laughs* Video: The greatest....invention. *Continues to laugh* Today, we will be exploring how the sun interacts with our warm, coarse bodies.... And why.... It makes.... The soil.... Hot. *Ethan laughs* Into your lymph nodes, And out through you... elbows *both laugh* The sun, moon of the day. *both laughs* That was such *clap* a *clap* good *clap* bit! HAH! Awww, I love this video! Those were sooo fun! Video: Stop it! I'm wearing my death shoes. Those shoes right there? There's a little thing on the side of them. There's a little metal thing. For - for lacing them up. But I didn't like to lace them up that high, and so... It would- it was like a hook, and it would get caught on the other side of the shoe. And I have fallen down because of those shoes countless times. So I don't- if I'm ever going out somewhere and I need to do any- I just don't wear those shoes anymore. *chuckles* Because they're too dangerous. They're my -They're my dangerous shoes! This is such a fun - I needa do more VR shit. I have an extra bedroom in my house that I've been meaning to try and turn into a VR room, and I just haven't done it yet, cuz I'm a lazy piece of shit. Maybe someday. Maybe after the holidays. Maybe I'll do it. I don't know. If you see it- Tweet me. Tweet me endlessly about it. Be like, "Ethan, we want more- we want more VR." Do you want more VR? I don't know. But if it.. *breathes in* Video: Hey, ever think about how you could be inbetween a door for really a long time? You know everything about how- This is about to be the longest video of all time. This bit went on for way too long. Will it make me laugh though? It's so fucking dumb. Video: 12 years. *chuckles* It's so- it's so stupid. This is what the 24 hour, or the 24, yeah, the 24 hours of videos should have been. It's just random bits like this. I made it way too complicated. Maybe I'll do it again. I don't know. All right! Well, there were some good stuff here, some good stuff indeed. Sometimes I'm funny. Sometimes. I need to give myself more credit, I'm funny! *soft smack* Stop it! Stop yelling at me. Well, this was me, reacting to me. Is this pretentious? I don't know. *giggles* It's basically just me reacting to my old videos. I don't know, I don't know. Let me know what your favorite... moments of the channel are. Uh.. Maybe I'll do another one of these, but with user-submitted clips. Uh.. But who knows? Who knows? But a good time. Some good clips were selected here, some good clips. Some of them I remember, some of them, I don't actually remember. But it was good stuff. So, let me know what your thoughts are. So thank you guys so much for watching, Hope you enjoyed, if you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face, and I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all, stay cranky. Bye! Outro music: (What is up my cranky crew?) *outro music continues* Captions by Cecily, Instagram @spooked._.weasley. If I made any mistakes feel free to let me know. ^.^
