- I must be on crack or something!
What is happening?! What is happening?!
This is gonna be the cold open. This-- I'm-- D--
I can guarantee it. I don't know what's happening!
Someone call the cops! ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) This is a laugh challenge.
- Oh, no. - (FBE) Show me what you got.
- (laughs) I've lost so many. - I've won at least... negative one times.
- (FBE) If you laugh or smile... - Oh, god.
- (FBE) ...during or in between any of the videos,
you'll receive a point. To win the challenge, you must
receive the least amount of points. - Oh. I was like, "Yeah,
get more points!" But, no. - (FBE) Before we show you any videos,
we have a special surprise for you. - Oh, no. What are you--
what are you doing? - (laughs) - (FBE) SpongeBob will be
joining you today, but he will not be
competing with you. He will be working against you... - Oh, come on, man.
- (FBE) ...to lose this challenge. - Oh, no.
- (FBE) He'll be allowed to laugh at anything he pleases.
- Okay. - (SpongeBob laughs) - SpongeBob, get away from me.
It's not funny right now. - This is gonna be way harder!
How am I supposed to do this with this sitting right next to me?
- I'm pissed. (laughs) This is my "I'm pissed" smile.
- Why?! He looked at me. I don't like the eye contact.
I'm gonna be honest with you. - (FBE) Awww! You've
reached the soft spot in Jaxon's heart.
- A lot of childhood love here. I love it.
- Do you need headphones? - (FBE) SpongeBob hears everything.
- (snickers) He has no ears!
- (FBE) And it begins now. - (Squidward) What are
those neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy?
- Do you remember filming this scene? - (voice-over) And his name
is John Cena. ♪ (trumpets blaring) ♪
- (exhales shakily) We're fine. We're fine. - (laughs) I'm so mad!
(buzzer) - I already lost.
I'm smiling. Whatever. Just count that as a point now.
(buzzer) - And it's John Cena.
♪ Do do do do ♪ - I know you don't
feel good about that. - (laughs) It's not even the video!
(buzzer) - (SpongeBob laughs)
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- The great thing is 'cause the audio's going,
I can't hear him laugh. - (SpongeBob laughs)
(buzzer) (SpongeBob laughs) - (inhales deeply) That's
not anything. I'm not... We're fine here!
(buzzer) - We're okay. We're okay.
- I've been on the internet a while. This is one of the weirder
things I've done. - (SpongeBob laughs) - Passed the first round.
- All right. - (FBE) Next video. - Oh! Ohhh!
♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - Oh, no you guys didn't.
- (Mermaid Man) Bring it on! BRING IT ON!
- The Aquaman we deserved. - Somebody spent a lot
of time on this. - (woman) I've been looking for you.
- I'd watch this movie. - (woman) Your half brother...
- (Mermaid Man) Barnacle Boy. - Your nose is so close to me.
- (Barnacle Boy) I wanna be called Barnacle Man!
- Barnacle MAN! - This is incredible.
- (Barnacle Boy) ...second banana to a man who wears a bra.
- What a good hero. - You wanna see me
not laugh at this video? Wanna see me do it again?
- (Plankton) Nothing will stop me... - I am done.
- Who made this?! ♪ (playful jingle) ♪
- (Mermaid Man) Ice cream? I love ice cream. - (chuckles) [Bleep].
That was so beautiful. It's a cinematic masterpiece.
(buzzer) - (Plankton) Nothing will stop me
from defeating the... (buzzer)
- (Plankton) ...the EVIL! - (laughs) Stop.
(buzzer) - (Mermaid Man) I love ice cream.
- (SpongeBob laughs) - In the screen, the body
just going up and down shaking, it's pretty-- (chuckles)
(buzzer) - (Mermaid Man) I love ice cream. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - The time and dedication
someone put into this. - (SpongeBob laughs)
- (laughs) Why?! (buzzer) (beep)
- (Jaxon vocalizing) (beeping)
(Jaxon vocalizing replays) (buzzer)
- (inhales deeply) Okay. - I'm doing great.
Now I'm doing worse. - Ooh. Ooh.
- Oh yeah. ♪ (Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow") ♪ - Ayy. That's a funeral.
- It's supposed to be really sad. I'm just also following
the dance moves. - If my funeral isn't like this,
I'm pissed and I'm gonna come back from the dead and be like,
"Do it again" and die again. - I don't know why I'm laughing.
I have no idea why I'm laughing. (buzzer)
- I hope this guy shows up to my funeral.
This is [bleep] funny! (buzzer)
- Okay, Spongey! Yeah! Get it, boy!
Come on! Hit it, Fergie! ♪ (rapping gibberish) ♪
Oh! This is the best thing I've ever seen.
(buzzer) (buzzer) - Ah! You have that one uncle
at that party that you go to. (buzzer)
- He's got moves, though. - I would want that at my funeral.
In fact, I would want you at my funeral.
- I'm trying so hard. I'm putting all
of my energy into this, and I'm starting
to sweat. - (Squidward) Okay,
what's going on here? - God, I really like
all the SpongeBob stuff. - I hear the song.
Something's gonna happen. - I don't want the alien.
Don't give me the alien. Don't give me the alien.
Don't give me the alien. ♪ (dance music) ♪ You gave me the [bleep] alien. - See, now I just
wanna watch SpongeBob. I'm giving you that one.
I'm throwing you a bone. And I'm smiling, so I lost.
(buzzer) - I'm pissed.
(buzzer) - I almost had it.
(exhales shakily) No, get outta here.
- (SpongeBob laughs) - Get outta here.
- (FBE) Is that a laugh, Tom? That's a smile.
- That's-- DAMMIT! (laughs)
(buzzer) - You can't even
do it with your little-- (laughs)
(buzzer) - Can I see this button?
You give me that b-- you give me that button.
You stop that. Spongey! Hey! - Didn't really make me laugh.
- (SpongeBob laughs) ♪ (dance music) ♪
- ♪ (humming along) ♪ Okay, we're fine.
- When we bust into Area 51 and this is all we see. - ("cat") What the hell
is this thing? Yo, what is this thing?
What do you do with this thing, dude? - ("crab") Pinch.
- ("cat") OW! GET OFF! ("cat" yelling fervently)
- Oh, [bleep]. - ("cat") Crab, what
the [bleep] was that?! - (laughs) (buzzer)
- Mr. Krabs-- (gasps) - ("cat" yelling fervently) Dammit!
What the [bleep] was that? - Okay, wait! (laughs)
I wasn't-- I held it in during the video, but afterwards,
the more I thought about it, the more I liked it.
(buzzer) - ("crab") Pinch.
- ("cat") Ow! Get off! ("cat" yelling fervently)
[Bleep]! Dammit! Crab, what the [bleep] was that?!
- You paired me with the person that laughs even more than me! Yeah, you.
- (SpongeBob laughs) - You bitch. (chuckles)
(buzzer) - ("crab") Pinch.
- ("cat") Ow! Get off! ("cat" yelling fervently)
[Bleep]! Dammit! - Why?! Why is
the [inaudible]? I literally just see
the eyeballs shaking in and out in the reflection
of the stupid computer. (buzzer)
- (gasps) - ("cat") Get off! ("cat" yelling fervently)
[Bleep]! Dammit! Crab, what the [bleep] was that?! - I'm not gonna laugh.
Not at all. - (SpongeBob laughs)
- Stop. - (SpongeBob continues laughing) (buzzer)
- ("cat" yelling fervently) [Bleep]! Dammit!
Crab, what the [bleep] was that?! - (inhales deeply)
Did I make it through that one? SpongeBob, stop!
I have a girlfriend. Please. Don't let her watch this.
(buzzer) - ("cat" yelling fervently)
- Oh, yeah. Mr. Krabs. - ("crab") Pinch.
- Oh, no! Ah, that's not funny!
[Bleep] you, Mr. Krabs. That's your boss.
- (girl) Can I get a fry please? - (worker) You're saying
the sausage biscuit? - (girl) Fries.
- Fries. - Why is she so sad already?
- (worker) One sausage biscuit. - Oh, no.
- Boy! - (girl) Fries, please.
- What?! - (worker) I'm sorry? - She rolled the window straight up!
She was like, "Forget it. We can go to a different
[bleep] McDonald's. I'm done." (buzzer)
- (worker) I'm sorry? - (laughs)
(buzzer) - (worker) I have one sausage biscuit. - (laughs)
(buzzer) - (worker) I'm sorry?
- (laughs) (buzzer)
- (girl) Fry. - (snickers) - (worker) I have one sausage biscuit.
- (laughs) (buzzer)
(window motor whirring) - (chuckles) "Can I get a fry?"
"One sausage biscuit." (chuckles) You go, "What?!"
(buzzer) - Ah! (snickers)
- (SpongeBob laughs) (buzzer)
- (worker) I'm sorry? - Fries! She's so-- no.
(buzzer) - To be fair, though,
it's super hard to hear through a drive-through.
- (worker) I'm sorry? - I'm sorry. (inhales deeply)
You are the second meanest person I've met wearing a tie.
(buzzer) - I'm not doing well
in this episode at all. - (boy) At first,
I thought it was a leaf. - It looks like a leaf.
- (boy) But if you look closer, it has a leg.
- Only if you wanna laugh, turn up the audio.
Here, SpongeBob. You gotta listen. - (boy) Should we touch it?
- It's gonna fly into the camera. - Oh, he's gonna scream. - (boy) I'm scared.
- Oh my god. - (boy) Oh. It's-- AHHH [bleep]!
- Ah! (gasps) - (SpongeBob laughs)
- I knew it was coming... and it still made me laugh.
(buzzer) - AHHH [bleep]!
- I saw that coming, and I still got scared.
- (SpongeBob laughs) Just the...
(buzzer) - Oh. It--
AHHH [bleep]! - (laughs)
(buzzer) - It--
AHHH [bleep]! - (SpongeBob laughs)
- You're a jerk. (buzzer)
- Oh, oh, oh, no! Don't touch it. (screams)
(laughs) Okay. (buzzer)
- (boy) AHHH [bleep]! - It scared me and made me smile.
(buzzer) - (boy) AHHH [bleep]!
- (SpongeBob laughs) - Oh my god. Woo. We're good.
- (boy) AHHH [bleep]! - Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- (SpongeBob laughs) - (boy) AHHH [bleep]!
- That was not funny. Didn't laugh. - (FBE) Before we show you
this last video, I want to surprise you again.
- Is it Patrick? - NOOO! IT'S PATRICK!
Hi, Patrick! (buzzer)
- Oh my god! I can't do-- (laughs)
(buzzer) - What the hell is happening?!
(buzzer) - Oh.
- Whoa! - (FBE) Thank you so much
for joining us, Patrick. - Come on!
Just three bros! (buzzer)
- (FBE) Thank you so much for joining us, Patrick,
for this last video. I know your schedule's super busy.
- (laughs) - (Patrick) You're welcome.
- What's that saying? Three's a crowd? Yeah.
That saying is true. (buzzer) - (Mr. Krabs) Yes! Hello.
I was wondering if you could play that song again.
- (fish) Hm, which one, man? - Oh my god.
- (Mr. Krabs) The one that goes... ♪ (Toto, "Africa" melody) ♪ - ♪ (hums along) ♪ - I've actually seen Toto in concert. - (fish) No, man.
You're thinking of... ♪ (Toto, "Africa" chorus melody) ♪
- ♪ (hums along) ♪ - Whoa. That was epic. Don't you la--
- (SpongeBob laughs) - (laughs) Okay.
We've all gotta laugh together. (buzzer) ♪ (Toto, "Africa" chorus melody) ♪ - (laughs) NOOO!
(buzzer) - Now it's gonna be stuck in my head
allll night. You guys suck! (buzzer) - I hate everyone. (laughs)
(buzzer) (buzzer) - ♪ (hums along) ♪ I swear this is a-- this is--
I'm on crack. What the hell is happening?!
(buzzer) - We're hitting the dab? All right.
I guess that's the generation. Come on! Woo! Yeah. Can I quit yet? (laughs)
(buzzer) - ♪ (hums along) ♪
I like the song. - (FBE) All right.
So, you lost. - Oh.
(sarcastic) No, really?! (buzzer) - (breathing hard) Okay.
You guys being here changes everything.
- (FBE) So, you laughed at a few videos,
but you have the lowest score, so you're today's champion. (ding)
- Ooooh! Hell yeah! Hell yeah! - If I'm gonna go down,
at least I'm going down with friends. - You guys are amazing!
- (FBE) A lot of these videos made you laugh.
What was the hardest? - I think-- you know how you
just nervous laugh? This has been this entire episode.
- All episodes have been normal up until now. Laugh challenges,
react videos, memes... crack... drugs, rehab. - (SpongeBob laughs)
(sighs) - Thanks for watching me
try not to laugh on the React Channel. - If you liked this video,
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- Hey, guys. Miya here from FBE. Make sure to follow us
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