- Goodness.
I suck at this stuff. ♪ (dreamy music) ♪ - I can't laugh, can I? ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) It's time
for a laugh challenge. - (gasps) My first one.
- (FBE) It's your first one? - It's my first one.
- (FBE) Okay! - All right.
- (FBE) All right. - YAY! I could do it sober now.
Let's get it. (chuckles) - I'm not ready,
because I haven't had time to go through the internet
and Twitter and find all the videos that you guys show me,
you know, before you guys show it to me.
- Okay, I can do this again. Let's see how I do sober this time,
'cause all I know is when I was drunk, I was on top of my game.
- I usually do well. I made it through one
of the tournaments, but I don't know.
I do well, but they're not easy. - I-- so easily to make me laugh.
You don't even have to try. You just put a farting noise,
and I'll be dying of laughter. - My strategy is to repress
all the happiness in my life and focus on only the bad,
basically what every millennial and Gen Z person does anyway,
so we're pretty good at it. - (FBE) Ready?
- Okay. I just gotta remind myself it's a laugh challenge.
Okay. We good. We Gucci. - (man) I've noticed
in watching some of the tapes on self-defense that a lot of guys
like to show defense from awkward positions,
say sitting in a chair, you know, having
your back turned, whatever. So, what I'd like to do
is demonstrate a technique which I call defense against
a guy in a chair. Excuse me.
- (man 2) Yes? - (man) HU! - (laughs)
- (man) Now, in future tape series... - Goddammit.
(buzzer) - (man) Excuse me.
- (man 2) Yes? - (man) HU!
(chair clatters) - (laughs)
(buzzer) - (man) HU!
(chair clatters) Now, in future tape series, I plan... - (chuckles)
(buzzer) - (man) HU!
- Oh my goodness. - Oh, that's great.
Oh, that is great. - (man) HU!
(chair clatters) Now, in future tape series
I plan to cover similar defenses against a guy with his back turned,
a guy with a blindfold, and a guy with a broken leg.
- Wait. Did I hear that right? - You don't know how badly
I wanted to laugh at that. (chuckles)
(gasps) WAIT! It's still counting
if we do it for-- (gasps)
(buzzer) - That almost got me.
That almost did. That was funny. It was that last little plop
that almost got me. - Oh, this is kids
in a cooking show. - (man) Hands up! - (viewer snickering) (cackling) - (chuckles) [Bleep].
It's the laugh that gets you. It's not even the video.
It's not even fair! (buzzer)
- (man) Three, two, one. Hands up!
- What is that? A churro? Fruity Pebbles? Rice Krispy Treats?
Oh, she's not happy. - Oh, dear. Oh, now that's not funny.
She's in pain about that. - (viewer snickering)
- Awww, poor girl. - (viewer cackling) - You know, she worked
very hard in that. - Ooh, that laugh
on the back almost got me. Almost.
- Didn't laugh or smile. I felt bad for her.
- Hey, I'm Hilary Duff from Lizzie Maguire.
- NOOOO! Okay, I love Hilary Duff. It's gonna be that ugly-- yup. - (laughs) [Bleep].
These are so awkward. (buzzer) - ...I'm Hilary Duff
from Lizzie Maguire, and you're watching
Disney Channel. - And they're gonna draw
something really weird. - Oh, they out of shape on that.
They're supposed to do the ear. - Have you guys tried this before?
It's actually really difficult. - Hi, I'm Raven from...
- Ahhh! (squeals) Oh, no! The memories.
They're so bad at it. You can see-- this is why
we never got it. We're out there as kids
trying to draw it. - (Anneliese) Is my outline okay?
- (man) Yeah, I think that was good. - (Anneliese) I'm going
way over here. Is that cool? Hi, I'm Anneliese, and you're
watching the Disney Channel. - Well, that was what? The '90s?
- Okay, let's do it. ♪ (dreamy music) ♪ I can't laugh, can I?
[Bleep]. (laughs) Dude! (groans)
(buzzer) - ♪ Um, okay ♪
♪ Yup, all right ♪ ♪ Uh-huh, o-kay ♪
♪ Yup, mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Okay, yeah ♪ - (chuckles)
(buzzer) - ♪ Um, okay ♪
♪ Yup, all right ♪ ♪ Uh-huh, o-kay ♪
♪ Yup, mm-hmm ♪ ♪ Okay, yeah ♪ - What was that? (chuckles)
I totally didn't get that at all. (buzzer)
- ♪ Um, okay ♪ ♪ Yup, all right ♪
♪ Uh-huh, o-kay ♪ ♪ Yup, mm-hmm ♪
♪ Okay, yeah ♪ - (exhales shakily) I hate people like that. Oh, god. - ♪ Yup, mm-hmm ♪
♪ Okay, yeah ♪ (phone dings)
- Oh, sorry. That should be on silent. (phone dings)
Jeez. - ♪ Um, okay ♪
♪ Yup, all right ♪ ♪ Uh-huh, o-kay ♪
- So true. 'Cause I'm a dry texter.
That's why I relate to that, and sorry, people. - (voice-over) Om-nom, nom, nom...
- Oh my god! It's a sloth! It's a sloth with sound effects. - (snickers) - (voice-over) Ha-na-na-na-na...
- (laughs) - (voice-over) Na-na-na-na-na...
- Oh my god! (buzzer)
- Oh, that's so cute! Aww.
- (voice-over) Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
- They're just so cute. I just wanna pet them.
- Too much. You gotta do it subtly.
- (voice-over) Na-na-na-na-na-na... - That's an adorable raccoon.
Is that-- it's a brown one. - Oh. It's so cute, though.
- (voice-over) OM-NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM. Hunng, hunng, hunng, hunng, hunng...
- (laughs) [Bleep]. (buzzer)
- (voice-over) Hunng, hunng, hunng, hunng, hunng...
- This is more annoying, 'cause I don't like
the noises he's making. If it was just a silent video,
I would've laughed. ♪ (Chinese music) ♪
- That's so messed up. - I've seen this one.
It doesn't actually break, guys. It's like a screen. - DAMN! (laughs)
(buzzer) - High-key, though, that would
give me really bad anxiety. - I will wet my pants.
- So, is this-- is it really cracking, though?
It isn't. Okay. - Also, how would that work
if the railing is also supported by the thing?
- That's just wrong. That's so wrong.
I'm Chinese too. Come on now, guys. - That one didn't make me laugh.
Ha-ha. Oh, wait. That didn't count. That was just me-- (claps) Don't stare at me! (laughs)
(buzzer) - Oh my god. I would never walk
on one of those. Way too scary. Uh-uh. ♪ ("Circle of Life") ♪
- Aww. Ain't that so cute? - Wow, he really-- wow. I don't know what I was
gonna say. (giggles) I'm laughing at myself. DAMMIT!
(buzzer) - Awww.
- Oh, it's so hard to resist cute little animals. Come on.
- ♪ (man singing in Zulu) ♪ - I did this to my cat
the minute Lion King came out. - You're putting makeup on your cat.
That is animal abuse! - I had an orange cat at home,
and I did the same exact things. - (boy) All right, so I was just
chillin' downstairs, right? And just out of nowhere, I hear a big bang...
- Bruh, stop shaking the camera. I have a headache.
- (boy) ...upstairs, right? And I don't know what it is,
'cause I'm home alone. My mom and my grandparents
are the only people I live with, and my dog, so...
- I know this fear. - (boy) ...there's
actually something here, then I'm scared...
- But not so scared that I won't be filming.
- (boy) ♪ If you came here to kill me, clap your hands ♪ - (unknown person clapping) - (boy whimpering) - That's not a smile. Oh, count it. I'll give you one.
That was funny. It was his little grunt at the end.
(buzzer) - (boy) Here. Hold on.
Let me see. ♪ If you came here
to kill me, clap your hands ♪ - (unknown person clapping)
- Yo, I would have the same reaction if somebody did that
and someone was clapping in my house that has no people.
I'd be out of there as fast as that kid.
I'd be running with him. - ♪ Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes ♪
♪ We got it ♪ - Am I allowed to dance?
- ♪ It's just like ♪ ♪ It's just like ♪
♪ A mini mall ♪ - It's just like what?
- ♪ You heard me ♪ ♪ Come shop ♪
♪ I said flea market ♪ - I would buy from him. (laughs)
(buzzer) - ♪ Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes ♪
- No rule against me bopping my head. - ♪ It's just like ♪
♪ It's just like ♪ ♪ A mini mall ♪
- Why do local stores always think this is a good idea?
- ♪ Flea market, Montgomery ♪ ♪ It's just like ♪
♪ It's just like ♪ ♪ A mini mall ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪ - Oh. The face. - ♪ Dinettes ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ You can find them ♪
♪ At the market ♪ ♪ We talking 'bout flea market ♪
♪ Montgomery ♪ ♪ It's just like ♪
- Goodness. I suck at this stuff. (buzzer)
- ♪ It's just like ♪ ♪ It's just like ♪
- He knows how to advertise. This is amazing.
- (FBE) So, for this portion of the challenge, you will be doing
a dramatic reading of "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
- Don't do this to me. You know how much I love Shrek?
- This song was given to me by my fourth grade teacher
in Mexico, because every week they would give us a song
to learn English. This is how I learned English.
- Okay, okay. (laughs) Somebody once told-- [bleep].
Okay. Somebody once told me-- oh, [bleep].
Somebody once told me the world-- I can't do it.
(buzzer) - Somebody once told me
the world is gonna roll me. - I ain't the sharpest
tool in the shed. She was looking kinda-- pfft.
Oh, no! I laughed! (buzzer)
- She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an L on her for-- oh, on her forehead.
(laughs) (buzzer)
- Well, the years start coming. They don't stop coming.
Fed. Is it feed? Fed-- Fed the rules-- (laughs)
(buzzer) - Didn't make sense
not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart,
but your head gets dumb. - So much to do,
so much to see. What's wrong with
taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go.
(hits table) (buzzer)
- You'll never know if you don't go. And you'll never shine
if you don't glow. - Hey, now. You're an all-star.
Get your game on. Go play. Hey, now. You're a rock star.
Get the show on. Get paid. - And all that glitters is gold.
- Only shooting stars break the mold. I'm shaking.
- (FBE) You won. - Good. Always fun to win.
- (FBE) Absolutely. - Winning's always a good thing.
- I kinda wanna keep going on, but I know one of these days,
you guys are gonna get me to crack. - I was doing so well
until you hit me with my lord and savior,
Shrek Almighty. - Oh, god. That was
too high level for me. I was obliterated instantly. - Thanks for watching me
try not to laugh on the React Channel. - If you liked this video,
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- Laugh a lot. It's good for you. Bye! - Hey, guys.
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