- Yo, stop!
Please stop! Stop! This is too much!
- That's gonna be me in a couple of minutes.
- I can hear it. I can hear the spiciness. ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) It's time for
another laugh challenge. - Time for another win
is what you're saying to me. - All right. I'm notoriously
bad at these. (chuckles) - (FBE) If you laugh or smile
during a video or in between a video, you'll get a point.
And to win the game, you need to get the least amount
of points as possible. - Honestly, if I ever
win one of these, and I'm hoping that happens today,
I will be so proud of myself. - I'm just gonna try to be sad,
just think about all the sad stuff in life, think about global warming. - (FBE) Today's episode
will have a slight twist. - Okay.
- (FBE) For every point you receive, you will have to take a bite
out of the spiciest chili peppers in the office.
- What the [bleep] does that mean?! I've seen the chili peppers
in this office. We've got really spicy chili peppers.
- I'm having ghost pepper flashbacks. - (past Jonathan) It's [bleep] hot.
I'm sorry. It's so hot. - ♪ I'm stuck on this roof ♪
♪ It's burnin' and... ♪ - (chuckles) Just, like,
are you [bleep] kidding me? Two seconds in?!
(buzzer) - ♪ I'm stuck on this roof ♪ ♪ It's burnin' and [bleep] ♪
- Ooh. (snapping) - ♪ There's smoke in my eyes ♪
♪ There's smoke in his eyes? ♪ ♪ Yes, there's smoke
in my eyes ♪ - This is so hard already.
This is the worst. - ♪ What the [bleep] is this? ♪
♪ IDK, ay ♪ - (wheezing laughter)
- ♪ Jumping on the roof with this one ♪
(buzzer) - ♪ Jumping off the roof... ♪
- Okay, mixtape was too fire. I get it.
- I'm gonna look for that video and send it to my friends.
That's hilarious. - ♪ The roof, the roof,
the roof is on fire ♪ - Oh, I've seen this.
I've seen this. - ♪ Take me into your... ♪
- (laughs) Yo, stop!
(buzzer) - ♪ Take me into... ♪
- Mm, I'm not smiling. - (FBE chuckles) Yes, you are.
- That was just... - (FBE) That is so a smile.
- (inhales deeply) SON OF A--
(buzzer) - ♪ Take me into your [bleep] arms ♪
- (deep breathing) That was hard!
- Pretty good. (sighs) It's not great,
but it's pretty good. - Aww, Toy Story. - No, not Buzz and Woody. - (Woody) This is the part
where we blow up! - (Buzz) Not to-- AHHH!
(kaboom!) - (chuckles)
♪ ("You've Got a Friend in Me") ♪ It's worth it.
I don't care. That meme is great.
(buzzer) - (Woody) ...blow up! - (Buzz) Not to-- AHHH!
(kaboom!) - That is funny.
(monotone) Ha, ha, ha. - That was just sad.
- (deep breathing) Okay, we're fine.
We're fine. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny.
It's not funny. It's not funny. - Would've been
a lot quicker franchise. Shut up.
- (FBE) Is that a smile? - No, shut up. You're smiling.
- (woman) Ahh! (speaking foreign language) - (snickers)
- (FBE) Yes! - I envisioned the puppy
flying through the air. (buzzer)
- (woman speaking Chinese) - (FBE) Is that a smile? - (chuckles)
The dog was like, "Oh, helll no, bro."
(buzzer) - (laughs) Okay! Okay, okay!
It's the dogs! They get to me! (buzzer)
- (inhale deeply) [Bleep]. Oh my gosh.
- She just looked at that like, "You hurt my soul." - Oh, I've seen this.
- Oh, I love this video. - Oh, no. Oh, no.
OH, NOOO! - Oh, yeah. Been here.
- Just snip. - No.
- She's gonna cry, and she should.
- Yeah, now you look like Lord Farquaad.
(laughs) (buzzer)
- (gasps) - (girl) AHHHH! - (snickers)
Why the [bleep] did she do that?
Oh my god. (buzzer)
- (girl) AHHHH! - (laughs)
(buzzer) - (girl) Mom! Mom! Mom!
- Oh, she's realizing what she's done.
That's life. It's a lesson
we all have to learn. - Oh no, child. No.
- (girl crying) - She's so sad,
but she kept rolling. That's how you know
she's gonna be a YouTuber. - (mom laughs)
- (girl screeches) - The way that
her mom's laughing. No! (laughs)
No! I almost had it. (buzzer)
- (girl crying) - (chuckles) The fact
that the mom started laughing. (buzzer) - I watched this video
so many times, and her mom cracking up
just [bleep] kills me. (buzzer)
- The fact that the mother is laughing is just gold.
It's gold. Yes, parenting goals.
- (mom) I sat here and posed for, like, 10 minutes.
Let me see the product. - (boy) But...
- Oh my god. I love this video. Dammit!
- This is so funny to me. (buzzer)
- (mom) ...posed for like 10... - Aww. Adorbs.
- Oh, this is gonna be good. I can already feel it. - (mom) Is that me?! - (snickers) (laughs)
- (mom, amused) No, no, it's nice. - The mom is laughing too!
- (mom, amused) No, no, it's nice. It's so nice. - (laughs) I can't.
Oh, no! I really tried. No, no, no!
(buzzer) - (mom) Oh, I've
never looked better. - (snickers) - (mom) Ooh, where were you?
(buzzer) - (mom) Where were you
when it was time for senior photos? - (boy) Then why was Daddy laughing?
- That's so cute! Oh my god! - (FBE) I think I saw a smile.
- Nah, you were looking at the video. No, I don't-- no, I don't wanna do it!
I don't wanna [bleep] do it! This is such [bleep]!
I'm not doing it! (buzzer)
- (boy) ...laughing? - (woman) Daddy don't know
what he's doing anyway! That's how you--
- (wheezing laughter) Yo, stop! Please stop!
Stop! This is too much! (buzzer)
- (woman) That's how you say that's a great drawing in French. - (chuckles)
- (man laughing quietly) - No!
(buzzer) - (woman) That's how you say
that's a great drawing in French. - (wheezing laughter) It's true.
(buzzer) - (guffaws) He's dying!
(buzzer) - (man laughing quietly)
- Dads ruin everything when it comes to that stuff.
Dads can't hold it together. - It's so funny.
I had to send it to my mom, and I was like, "Did you have
any moments like this when I was a kid?"
- That would exactly be me as a parent. I--
because it's a [bleep] drawing! We all know that it's [bleep],
but you're trying to be supportive! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (Billie whimpers) - Billie!
- Oh, Billie Eilish? Teens React fan, by the way.
- Back to the spicy theme. - (Billie) Ooh.
- I've seen all Hot Ones episodes. I love this show.
- (exhales shakily) Oh, no. Honey, no. - It makes me cry almost
thinking about that. - (Billie) That one
didn't even taste good. - (Sean) No.
- Me in 10 minutes. - That's gonna be me
in a couple of minutes. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - I wanna be on that show.
- I don't know how far I could make it on Hot Ones, but I kinda wanna try.
I'm assuming it's kind of similar to what we're doing today. - This video was everywhere.
- Oh, I think I've seen this one. - Oh my god.
I love this video. And I know that they were
in such excruciating pain, but this is so funny to me.
- Nope, don't do water. Milk. - (left girl coughs) - Poor babies.
- (right girl coughing) Oh my god!
- What the [bleep] is going on on the left?
- The girl on the left needs help. She needs help.
She is dying. - (left girl shouting) - Yeah, you still want milk.
I don't know why she thought if she chewed like this...
that was gonna make a difference. - (Shaq) Oh, it's hot.
- Dammit. I can't not laugh at Shaq. - (Shaq) Anybody got some milk?
- Give that boy some milk! - (Shaq) You win, Chuck. God.
Hoo. Water made it worse. - Haha, he's fu-- (gasps)
Ohhh, no! (buzzer)
- (Shaq) Water made it worse. - [Bleep]. Shaq is too funny.
(buzzer) - He had to leave set.
- We finally found the big man's vulnerability.
It's spicy things. Oh, no. - He's not doing good.
- (man) Were you physically ill after that?
- I don't wanna be Shaq. I never wanted to be Shaq.
That was never my dream. Look at him. He's dying!
(buzzer) - (FBE) Now it's time
for the chili peppers! - I didn't ask to be born.
- Oh, f... [Bleep].
You gotta be kidding me. - (FBE) The amount of peppers you eat
will be dependent on the points you received during the challenge.
We will also be giving you a glass of milk to help
with the spice levels. - Thank you. You guys
are so considerate. - (FBE) If you're able to eat
all your chilis without drinking the milk, we'll take
three points off your score, giving you a better chance
of winning. - I've gone my entire life
being a loser. I don't need to stop now.
- So, this is nothing. It's like Bugs Bunny. - I'll take it... to go. - (gags)
- It's like right away-- (coughs) It's the [bleep] seeds.
- God bless anyone who has to eat any of these.
Ooh! - Yeah, I'm gonna need
some more milk. - (FBE) All right.
Onto the habanero. - My evil little pumpkins. So spicy.
- [Bleep]! This-- it's just like,
I can hear it. I can hear the spiciness. - I couldn't get it!
Okay. I could use some ice cream.
I could always use some ice cream, though.
- [Bleep] me. - Oh, [bleep].
- Oh my god. These little red [bleep] looks so angry!
It's so [bleep] gross. I don't need milk.
I don't need milk. I don't need anything. Bro, it's so hot. - (FBE) Let's give him
some more milk, please. - That's a great idea.
- (FBE) So... technically speaking...
(ding) - I have zero points, baby.
- If you want something done right, you send in big Shar.
I get it done. - (FBE) You didn't drink
the milk at all. Congratulations.
Which means you are one of our winners for this challenge.
- Yay! That's good, 'cause I needed to keep my title.
I can take these home, right? 'Cause I got some salsas
I have to do for later. You know, I gotta--
thank you, guys. Thank you for not letting me
go grocery shopping. - Thanks for watching me
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