- (man) I ain't got no car! - (both laugh) - (laughs) Yo! All right. ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) So today, we have
a laugh challenge for you. - Oh, no! Y'all love
pulling these on me! - (FBE) If you laugh or smile
during a video or in between a video, you'll receive a point.
And to win this challenge, you need to get
no points whatsoever. - Okay, no points.
- Okay, so no smiling in between videos?
- (FBE) Mm-mm. - (gasps) So, not even after?
- You can't even laugh or smile after the video?
- (FBE) Mm-mm. - So, it's just a continuous--
you guys are brutal this time. - If I really gave it my all,
I could stone face it, but who doesn't want to win?
- Yeah, as long as I just maintain the fact that I'm dead inside,
I should be all right. - Let me get this all out.
I'm already laughing right now. That's not good.
- (Captain America) Tony, what's going on?
Tell me you found that cube. (sighs) Oh, you gotta
be [bleep] me. - (Spice) Good morning.
- (snickers and giggles) God dang it!
I was really gonna try. (buzzer) - (giggles and snorts)
- (Spice) Good morning. - (laughs)
(buzzer) - It's Spice.
- (Spice) Good morning. - That's my dude.
I saw the Spice-- Oh. (whispers) I'm smiling.
(buzzer) - (Spice) Good morning. Ahaha.
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Nope. Nope. No! - (Spice) Good morning.
- Oh my god. Whoooa. I almost laughed.
That was-- WOOO! That was hard not
to laugh at that one! - (SpongeBob) Old people
are the greatest! They're full of wisdom
and experience. - (man) [Bleep]! Ooh! - (both laugh)
(buzzer) - (SpongeBob) They're full
of wisdom and experience. - (man) [Bleep]! Ooh! - (repressed laughter)
- (FBE) That's a laugh. - I just-- (laughs and slaps knee)
(buzzer) - Oh, no. Oh, here's
to the wisdom. - (man) [Bleep]! Ooh. - (laughs and snorts)
- (giggles) (buzzer) - (SpongeBob) They're full
of wisdom and experience. - (man) [Bleep]! Ooh. - Tsk. That wasn't funny. (laughs) Yo! All right. All right.
(buzzer) - (SpongeBob) They're full
of wisdom and experience. - (man) [Bleep]! Ooh.
- (snickers) The only thing that would
make that better is if that water was frozen over.
(buzzer) - (SpongeBob) They're full
of wisdom and experience. - (man) [Bleep]! Ooh.
- I like that one. I like that clip a lot.
I'm really trying hard not to laugh. - (man) Yeah, over
to the right. To the right! (loud tone)
Oh, hold on. Hold on. (loud tone) - Amber alert?
♪ (dramatic music) ♪ - (man, panicked) Black Honda Civic?
Black-- Black Honda Civic? - What is happening?
- The Amber alert. - (man) ...save
the baby, come on! We got-- there it is!
Come on! - (laughs)
(buzzer) - (man) Man, we gotta
save the baby, come on! We got-- there it is!
- This is great. Is what you do, Wren?
- This is-- this-- what? - When there's an Amber alert,
is this what you do? - No. - Did you see that? Did you see that?
- (FBE) Yeah. - That's a point. Go ahead.
Let it out. Let it out, man. - It's not-- (laughs)
- That's right. (buzzer)
- (men yelling frantically) - Black Honda Civic.
There it is. Get 'em. Get 'em. - (man) I got the baby!
- They took a baby. Save the baby. So glad I've already seen this.
- (man) Oh, it's crunch time, baby. Woohoo. Kruh! Mm-hmm. - (laughs) Ahh!
(buzzer) - (man) Woohoo! Kruh!
- (laughs) - (man) That's what
I'm talking about, man. (buzzer)
- Oh, no. - (man) Kruh! Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm talking about, man. Nobody's saved.
- (both laugh) - You made me laugh.
(buzzer) - (man) Oh, it's crunch time.
- Oh, yeah. - (man) Woohoo. Kruh! Mm-hmm.
Woohoo. Kruh! Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about, man.
- (slow clapping) - Whoa. That is very funny.
That kid's face is just covered in mud.
- (man) Kruh! Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about, man.
- (Ian hyperventilating) - (Wren snorts)
- That was a good one. - That-- yeah.
- That was really funny. (buzzer) - (man) So, I'm trying
to get back to the place I was, you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, I know what you're saying. - (man) ...walk and jog
through the rain. And while I was running,
there was a lady that rolled down the window and was like,
"You're so brave! Good luck on your
weight loss journey." [Bleep]! I ain't got no car. - (both laugh)
(buzzer) - (man) ...I was,
you know what I'm saying? And I have to walk and jog
through the rain. And while I was running,
there was a lady that rolled down the window and was like,
"You're so brave! Good luck on your weight loss journey."
[Bleep]! I ain't got no car! - (both laugh)
(buzzer) - (man) "You're so brave! Good luck
on your weight loss journey." [Bleep]! I ain't got no car!
- (snickers and giggles) I'm so happy that I lost.
(buzzer) - (man) [Bleep]! I ain't got no car! - Oh, no.
- (man) [Bleep]! I ain't got no car! - Who does that to strangers?
Who does that?! - (man) Oh, [bleep].
You got a spider crawling in your scarf, ma'am.
You got a spider crawling in your scarf.
- (woman) Could you get it? - (man) Oh, [bleep]. I'm scared of...
- Oh, I saw this! - (man) It's in your cap.
Oh, [bleep], bro. You got a spider crawling
on your back, bro. Spider on your shirt, bro.
- Oh, no. - (man) Spider on your shirt.
- Awww. - (man) Spider.
- (man 2) Where is it then? - (man) Spider in your shirt, bro.
I'm going that way, bro. I'm scared as [bleep].
I don't like spiders, bro. I don't like spiders, bro. - (laughs) - (snickers)
- (man) Ooh, [bleep]. You got a spider on your shirt.
- (woman squeals) - (man) Oh, oh, oh.
- See, that's the kind of reaction I was waiting for.
(buzzer) - (man) Ooh. You got
a spider on your shirt. - (woman squeals)
- (man) Oh, oh, oh. Oh, you run-- don't run.
Don't run. I'll get it off for you. - (suppressed laugh)
- (man) Yo, I'm just playing with you. There ain't no spider with you.
I was just playing with you. (buzzer)
- (man) ...going that way, bro. I'm scared as [bleep].
I don't like spiders, bro. - Oh, no. He's taking
his shirt off. - Oh, no.
- Oh, no. - Wh--
- (man) Yo, yo. I'm just playing with you. There ain't no spider
on you. I was just playing with you. - Oh my god. How quickly
people are willing to believe. ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - Look at the cat!
- Oh, no. - No!
- (laughs) - (laughs)
(buzzer) ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (suppressed laughter) (laughs)
(buzzer) ♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- What is happening? There's like a real--
is that a real cat? What is that? I'm so confused! - I have so many questions
that I don't want answers to. So many.
- Yo, Toy Story is my favorite movie ever,
I swear to God. - Each individual part
of it almost made me laugh. ♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- This clip alone is funny enough. Then you add in these
other characters... Oh, that was so funny.
- (Shaun) ...stewardesses had all seen the games and they...
- Oh, I know this video. I'm prepared for it.
- (Shaun) And I mean, I had, like... - What is that? That's not
a real gold medal, is that? - (Shaun) ...and I was getting snacks.
And I mean, I was taking photos in the back with all the stewardesses.
- (reporter) Wait a minute. Drinks? You're 19 years old.
- Uh-oh. - (Shaun) ...Mountain Dews, baby.
- He better be talking about Mountain Dews,
or he's in trouble. I was sitting here laughing
at his-- not laughing. No! (buzzer)
- (reporter) Wait a minute. Drinks? You're 19 years old.
- (Shaun) I'm talking about Mountain Dews, baby.
- Hmm. - Hmm. Oh, I did good on that one.
- Mm-hmm. - (reporter) Wait a minute.
Drinks? You're 19 years old. - (Shaun) I'm talking
about Mountain Dews, baby. - Mountain Dews.
I can relate to that. - I was hoping there would
be more of an awkward pause, where he has to process
the drink situation. - He was on it. (snaps)
It's like he's an Olympian or something.
- Ahh... (knocking)
- (woman) Amber, the UPS guy's here.
- (Amber) Oh, [bleep]! I've been waiting
for this package. Hi. Oh.
- Oh, no. - (Amber) Oh,
you can come in. Sure. - (snickers)
- Mm-mm. - Aww, it was so cute!
I lost that one. (buzzer)
- (Amber) Hi. Oh, you can come in.
- Awww! (laughs) (buzzer)
- Aww, buddy. Awww, buddy.
I would never laugh at him. He's trying his best.
- (Amber) Oh, you can come in. Sure.
- That was adorable. That was adorable.
- (Amber) Hi. Oh. Oh, you can come in. Sure.
- Ohhh, that's very funny. - (Keenan) Cardi B fans
who rolled up here to the El Paso County Coliseum
went from feeling okurrr with anticipation to feeling
brrr with disappointment. - Dude, the deadpan
at which he delivers that, the confidence...
- That was good, man. - God.
- That was good. - That was good.
- Could you have done that? - No. (chuckles)
(buzzer) - (Keenan) ...the El Paso
County Coliseum went from feeling okurrr with anticipation
to feeling brrr with disappointment. - Cringe, my dude. (chuckles)
Oh, no! (slaps thighs) (buzzer)
- (Keenan) ...went from feeling okurrr with anticipation
to feeling brrr with disappointment. - What?! Was that real?!
- (FBE laughs) Yeah. - That was a real newscast?!
- (FBE) Yes. - Seriously?! (chuckles)
- (FBE) Yes. - (wheezing laughter)
- (FBE laughs) (buzzer)
- (Keenan) ...went from feeling okurrr with anticipation...
- Oh, gosh! - (Keenan) ...to feeling brrr
with disappointment. - Ahh.
- Oh, no. - That was cringe.
- (Keenan) ...okurrr with anticipation to feeling brrr
with disappointment. - (clears throat) Just got
a tear in my... got the allergies. Ahhh! Allergies
are killing me right now, dang! (buzzer)
- (Keenan) ...went from feeling okurrr with anticipation...
- Wow. - (Keenan) ...to feeling brrr
with disappointment. - I wonder how they spelled it
on the teleprompter. - (Keenan) ...went from feeling
okurrr with anticipation to feeling brrr with disappointment. - That ain't it, Chief.
- (FBE) So, you won this challenge. Congratulations.
- Mwahahahahaaaa. So proud to be the champion.
- I'm the champion?! Again?! Did we prove again
that I have no soul? That I am a cold, heartless bastard?
(sighs) I'll just thank my angsty teenage years for that. - Feels great to be a loser.
- Feels great to lose again. - Yup. Yeah.
- We love being losers. - I play to win, and I think
I brought my A game. That old man diving naked
into a lake... that broke me. - Yeah.
- To all the people who won, I have no clue how you do that.
But hey, more power to ya. I'm just gonna sit here and laugh,
'cause I'd rather laugh. - Thanks for watching us
try not to laugh... - On the React Channel.
- Subscribe for new videos every day. - Got a funny video we should see?
Leave it in the comments. - Bye!
- See ya! - Hey, guys. Miya here from FBE.
Make sure to follow us on Instagram, @fbe, where you can check out
our auditions, see what's going on behind the scenes,
or just say hi to us. Bye.
Song I'm referring to is at 7:08
Sorta sounds like this