- This is so ridiculous.
This isn't funny. This isn't funny.
This isn't funny. - ♪ Oh my God, that was funny,
but I can't laugh ♪ ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) Today is round two
of the laugh challenge tournament. - Oh no. - (FBE) Today's round two
of the laugh challenge tournament, so this means whoever gets
the least amount of points over the course of the five
episode tournament will return in our sixth episode
championship round. - You know, champion
is never a word I associated with myself, but if somebody
wants to give it to me, I'm fine with that. - Okay, see?
I like winning. I like tournaments.
I'm ready. - Oh my God.
I wanna win so bad now. [Bleep], I'm so screwed.
I'm so bad at this. - (FBE) Just to up the ante
a little bit, there's also an award for the winner
of the final championship round. - Well, you should go ahead
and just customize it to big Shar, because that's
who's gonna win. - It'll be nice for the winner,
'cause I don't see that being me. - (FBE) If you laugh or smile
during a video, or in between videos,
you'll get a point and to win the game,
you want as least points as possible.
- Okay, all right, all right. - (FBE) Are you ready?
- As I'll ever be. - Stretching my face.
Okay. Gotta get all the tension out,
'cause there's about to be some tension.
Let's [bleep] it up. - Oh, I've seen this. - (man) Ooh. - (man) Ooh. - Oh, he's gone.
He's flying. - (FBE) I can't believe
you got a point already. - Oh [bleep], I forgot
what the game was. (buzzer) - I didn't know what
"smh" meant for the longest time. Apparently, it's "shaking my head."
but no reaction from me. - (man) Ooh. - I wanna laugh at that one
so hard. - Uh huh.
I am so shocked that I have not actually done this myself. - Oh, he lost his phone.
That's sad. See, that's money right there.
That's expensive. ♪ I have a pen ♪ - ♪ I have an apple ♪ ♪ I have a pen ♪ - ♪ I have an apple ♪ ♪ Pen ♪ - This is so ridiculous.
This isn't funny. This isn't funny.
This isn't funny. - I smiled.
I smiled. (buzzer) ♪ Pen, pen ♪ - I like his outfit.
I'm a little jealous, 'cause I look good
in leopard skin. - That was a hard one. - I don't know about that one.
I don't think so. It was funny.
The very end, no, no, no. Let's move on.
Okay, let's do this. - Ooh, Tiger. - No, he didn't. ♪ (funky music) ♪ - Wow, that takes some guts
to do that right there. (buzzer) - You deserve it, sorry.
Everyone's all enamored of his comeback.
I'm like, pbbbt. - I am stone cold.
I'm a stone. You've seen stones.
I'm more of a stone. - Oh no, what is this? - (kid) How do I pull this out
without making the bowls fall? - Come on, magic. - This kid knows magic? - This is gonna be hilarious. - That was--
no! (buzzer) - That was a little twist
at the end. Poor guy. - Good job.
Oh crap. Baby, watch your step. - Oh, poor bubba.
See, the mom in me is like, "Oh, your tailbone, honey." - It kinda sucks, this game,
'cause I want to acknowledge the funny.
I want to give these things my laugh. - Love to see Big Ben
participating. - People are weird to me.
They're doing athletic feats and then they do something
weird like that. - Oh, I saw this.
He can't get under the thing. That wasn't a laugh,
that was an exclamation. Okay, now it's a laugh.
(buzzer) - Uh oh.
Now how do you cross the finish line.
God dang it. - Oh no.
Come on, Big Ben. You can do it. - That's dedication from him. - Oh, poor guy.
Making him do squats in a way. - Oh no.
He can't cross the finish line. I'm not gonna laugh at that.
Nope, see me not laughing? - "How drunk do you gotta be?"
Oh, she texting on a cigarette pack. - She's like, "Why isn't my
Instagram coming up." ♪ La la la la la la ♪ - Oh honey, no way. - How drunk do you gotta be? ♪ La la la la la la ♪ - No. ♪ La la la la la la ♪ - No.
(buzzer) - She's so wasted,
she's using her cigarette box as a phone.
I'm not gonna pretend I couldn't have been there
at one point. - (girl) So yesterday,
- (man) Uh huh. - Oh, I love her. - (girl) She signed me up
for preschool. - This guy's the best. - (girl) I told her I want
to go to law school. - Go to law school, girl.
Get that degree. - (girl) No, Mila.
You're only two. - (man) Right.
- She's so cute and I love Zoey.
He's hilarious. - (girl) And I'm shook.
- (man) Why? - How does she know
that word? - (girl) Kids are insane.
- I don't think I've been following her story,
but I'm so invested. - (girl) Pooping everywhere.
- So cute. - (girl) I walk in,
I'm like... - Aw. - (girl) But I'm still alive.
- (man) Right. - This has to end before
I smile at this. - (girl) Dave, we don't pee--
- Yeah, you don't. Don't pee on your friends,
seriously. - (girl) So now Dave
is triggered. Chases her with scissors.
It was a mess. I had to do something.
- (man) What? - (girl) So I yelled nap time.
- (man) Uh huh. - (girl) Checkmate.
- Smart girl, president. - ♪ Oh my God, that was funny,
but I can't laugh ♪ - (FBE) So, you are done with
this watching sequence, but we have one more.
- Okay. - (FBE) One more watching
sequence for you. - Okay. - (Past FBE) After we play--
- Hey, that's me. - (Past FBE) Laugh or smile
at all, even between videos, you're out. ♪ Concrete jungle ♪
- ♪ Wet dream tomato ♪ I remember that.
So good. (buzzer) - Oh no.
- (Kristine) He probably shouldn't procreate anyway. - (woman) Where the hell
are you going looking like that? - Of course.
I would have shaken my head the exact same way. - (Trudi) Whoo, finally!
I never make it through. - I never make it through. - (man) Stuck in the fence.
- The squirrel's balls! No, don't bring it back!
(buzzer) - (Sharon) Baby got back.
See how that works? The baby got back.
Another animal's back-- - Not cool, not cool, man.
I agree with her. Look how tan I look. - This is weird.
I don't like it. God damn it.
(buzzer) - (Eric) So what you're saying
is I don't need to be good, I just need to be better
than everybody else. - Good.
So this is [bleep] up, 'cause I think I'm hysterical.
- (Past FBE) Eric, you just won. - See, why would you think
I would laugh at my greatest victory? - (Reina) I used to watch these
all the time. They were so funny.
- Uh. - (Reina) Finally, oh my gosh.
- Yes, this was literally the biggest thing I've ever
done in my life. Are these the episodes
where I won? There was only one.
Oh wait, oh no. No!
(buzzer) - (Past FBE) So as you know,
all the videos-- - Oh come on.
No, shut up. - (Tori) Vera or Catherine
be in this position. - Oh my God.
I made it through myself. That was the hardest one.
I beat nega-Tori. That's what this is.
I beat 2015 Tori and I'm the new superior
Tori and I'm rocking it. - (Will) I mean, if I had
a tank, I wouldn't get out. - My lineup is so bad
in this video, but the jacket is fly on me.
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Past me, present me are dancing right now.
I love this. It's like Inception.
Sorry, I just won. Yeah.
I'm ready to go on to the championship.
Let's go. - (FBE) Looks like you're
moving on to the final round. - Whoo.
I just-- this is so sick.
That version of me, a weak version of me. - Some of those were really
funny. I feel confident in these.
These challenges, I feel confident. - Yeah, no one would put
their money on this because if they're familiar
with my work, yeah. I'm a fail.
It's all on the trophy, mine. - Everyone else who's either
moving on with or without me, I want that prize.
I'm super competitive and I will take you out
in the next round. I will practice frowning
and crying until I win and I'm not kidding
about that, so I wish you luck. - Thanks for watching me
desperately try not to laugh on the React Channel. - Did you like this episode?
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