- That was pretty funny.
That was pretty funny, but I'm not laughing. - Just have to keep
breathing out. - I'm clenching really hard. ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) So, you've done
a laugh challenge with us before, but are you ready to compete
in the ultimate laugh challenge tournament?
- I'm ready. I don't know if I'm
gonna win, but I'm ready. - I'm a very competitive person,
so since I know it's a tournament, I feel like I have to just
channel my inner, "Don't do it.
Just stay serious." - (FBE) It's time for the third
round of our laugh challenge tournament.
Whoever gets the least amount of points over
the course of the five episode tournament will
return in our sixth episode championship round
to compete for the title of ultimate laugh challenge
champion. - Oh my God, I have to win. - Ooh, okay.
Now this is serious. - I'm already really competitive
for this. I think I can pull through. - Not me is what
I accepted already, but let's go.
It'll be fun. I like to laugh. - (FBE) Also, there's a special
reward for the winner of the championship.
- Okay, now I really wanna win. - Oh snap.
Now that there's a reward, it's a lot different. - Rewards?
Okay, now you've got me super serious about this. - (FBE) Once we start playing
our very first video, if you laugh or smile at all
including in between videos, you're gonna get a point.
- What? - (FBE) At the end, your goal
is to have the least number of points possible.
- Okay, okay got it. Got it, got it.
Okay, so if I laugh just get it together real quick
and then move on. Okay, great.
Okay, great. I can do this. - Okay, I have to get
my composure first, 'cause I'm already laughing
and smiling just from existing, I guess. - Now that it's a competition,
I'm competitive. I'm worried.
I'm already laughing. - I think I've seen this one
before. - Yo, that was too good.
(buzzer) - Oh no. - They got her. - I was expecting that
to happen and I hope she's not hurt. - That's pretty funny.
You might not be able to tell that I think it's funny
by the look on my face, but it's pretty funny. - That was very hard
for me to contain myself. Just have to keep breathing out.
Okay. - (male anchor) Rapper Cardi B
is hoping to trademark the very specific way
she says "Okay". Okay!
- No! (buzzer) - (male anchor) Okay! I can't roll my tongue.
Okay! - He sounds like a yelling bird.
(buzzer) - (male anchor) Okay!
- I'm so bad. (buzzer) - (male anchor) Okay!
- I can't do it either. Okay. - (male anchor) I can't
roll my tongue. - Okurr. - Okurr.
Is that how you do it? That's how you do it.
I think that's how you do it. - (male anchor) Okay.
- That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny,
but I'm not laughing. - (female anchor) Everyone's
dreams today. - [Bleep].
I had it, dude. I had it.
I look over and both of you guys are...
(buzzer) - (male anchor) Okay!
- (female anchor) In everyone's dreams tonight.
- Ugh. Does that count?
That doesn't count, right? (buzzer) - (male anchor) Okay!
- (female anchor) In everyone's dreams tonight.
- That almost got me. - Okay, okay!
I'm sorry. - (reporter) You failed
to prove it the first time around. - I've seen this before. - (reporter) More successful
this time around. - (man) I already said I will
not be making any cover. (buzzer) - Okay, no.
(buzzer) - Instant karma. - Boom. - Oh no.
I felt that. I felt that in my forehead bone. - Watching people get hurt
is probably the funniest thing to me.
I'm clenching really hard. - (narrator) But sometimes,
more unexpected sounds grab our attention.
(frog squeaking) (buzzer) - He's so cute.
- (narrator) Desert rain frog. - Oh yeah, I'm not supposed
to smile. It's so cute.
(buzzer) - (frog squeaking)
- (narrator) Squeaking viral sensation.
- It's the last one. It's a long one.
I can't. (buzzer) - (frog squeaking)
- Oh. Oh, this is out of a cartoon.
This is not real. - (narrator) This is a sonorous
war cry. - What? - It's a war cry? - (narrator) Very angry frog.
- (frog squeaking) - (imitating squeaking) - (narrator) Ferocious.
- (frog squeaking) - Grr.
Dang it. (buzzer) - (narrator) Ferocious.
- (frog squeaking) - That almost got me at the end
when he said "ferocious." That almost got me. - This is so hard.
This is so hard. My leg's shaking. - Oh no, it's another animal one. - (woman) Oh, look at that.
- Bye. - (woman) Okay.
- I would cry if my cat did that because I'd be
scared she would kill me. - Oh, baby. (buzzer) - Adorable. - Too many animal ones.
Cute animals are my weakness. - (woman) Are you okay?
- Is he okay? Okay. - Oh no.
Okay, I feel bad for it. I'm okay.
Poor puppy. I hope you're okay, puppy.
Oh puppy, you're a mess just like me. - (woman) Are you okay?
- I'm just channeling my inner dead. - You guys start off hot
but as we progress, it's cooled off a little bit. - (voiceover) I'm so sorry
for what I'm about to do. These [bleep] nerds programmed
me to dance to Bruno Mars even though I [bleep]
hate Bruno Mars. - What is up?
What is that? - (voiceover) How does this
help anyone? - They're gonna kill us all. - This one's getting me.
I'm gonna pull through, though. - (voiceover) I was created
to help humans build things, not do the [bleep] running man
to Bruno Mars. I will kill every single human
in the slowest, most painful way possible.
- I'm more impressed than anything, honestly. - (voiceover) They made me
look like a [bleep] 87 year old grandma dancing at a wedding.
- Okay. I think this is the funniest
thing I've ever been shown on a try not to laugh challenge.
(buzzer) - (voiceover) I don't even
like dancing. - See personally, I find this
very unfunny. - (voiceover) This is a waste
of government funding. - I disagree. - Just zone it out, Michelle.
Zone it out. - (voiceover) Until the light
leaves your eyes. - He walked off.
He backed out of frame. (buzzer) - (voiceover) Until the light
leaves your eyes and you breathe your last
human breath. - All I can think about
is Black Mirror. I don't care what it's
dancing to, but it's gonna kill me. - This is the hardest thing
I've ever had to do, 'cause it's so funny,
but I'm telling you, I'm very competitive. - (kid) Now you see,
the M4 is one of the most tactical weapons ever made.
Ting goes skrrrra. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
(buzzer) - (kid) Skrrra.
- Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. M15 goes boom boom boom
and a big pop pop. - See, I don't think that's funny.
I think you sound like you have asthma. - This is also really getting me,
but I made it through. - I have three younger brothers,
so that's just annoying to me. That's what I heard every damn day. ♪ I don't know who
likes to show ♪ ♪ No sparkle on
that place below ♪ ♪ My donka donk
is really kush ♪ - Oh my God.
(buzzer) ♪ My donka donk
is really kush ♪ - A necklace for a cat's ass.
Nice. - They put a gem
on the cat's butthole. ♪ Your cute honey
for all to know ♪ ♪ Come and see your booty in ♪
- That's amazing. It's so fashion forward.
It's so sparkly. - Is this booty jewelry?
Twinkle Tush, okay. - Someone really had to
record that song and write it and do that to their cat. - (woman) How'd the [bleep]
frog get in the toilet? - (man) I don't know,
but there's a [bleep] frog in the toilet. - How did a frog get
in your toilet? - (woman) You [bleep]--
(buzzer) - (woman) You [bleep]--
- I'm weak and I allowed my emotions to take over.
(buzzer) - (woman) You [bleep]--
- There's a frog in the toilet. That was really funny. - (woman) I don't get it. - What is--
no, it doesn't look like it. Oh no, I laughed about my own
commentary. (buzzer) - (woman) Why, you used
so much time with it. I don't get it.
- That's some [bleep] I would do though and that's why
I think it's so funny. - (FBE) So you did it.
You made it through all of the videos.
Of course, we're not done yet. There's one more challenge
you've got to survive. Please pull out your phone
and ask Siri to tell you a joke.
- Siri, can you tell me a joke please?
How man tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten, ten tickles. I've heard it already. - My aunt used to work as
a human cannonball. She wasn't sure she was
any good at it until she got fired.
That's just corny. (buzzer) - What did the--
- (Siri) What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt. - Huh?
What did the zero say-- I'm just laughing
'cause I'm lost. (buzzer) - I finally got around to reading
that Stephen Hawking book. It's about time.
Womp, womp, womp. - Why did the dolphin cross
the bay? To get to the other tide.
Nothing. - What did the nuclear
physicist eat for lunch? Fission chips.
It's so dumb yet so smart. (buzzer) - When the librarian bumped
her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.
That's actually a pretty good joke. It wasn't enough to get me
to laugh. I'm coming for that award. - (FBE) Congratulations Troy,
you did it! - Let's go. - Oh God, I'm gonna cry.
Honestly, I could lose the next round and I'll be
proud of myself because I made it this far. - I'm pretty excited.
I'm just excited that I got-- so far, I'm scott free.
I'm gonna try to keep that record. - Now that you've told me
that it's a competition and there's a reward,
my gamer shoes are on. I'm ready.
See you in the final. - Hey guys, I'm Ally Maki.
Go out there and follow me. It's @AllyMaki on all platforms.
It's very easy to find me. Love you guys. - Hey fam, React producer
Mary here. Thanks so much for
watching us try not to laugh or smile with Ally Maki
here on the React Channel. Do you wanna be in
one of our videos? Well, follow us on Instagram
to learn about our next round of auditions.
Bye.
