Courtney: (singing) Everybody want to see my glands, yeah Everybody want to see my glands, yeah Everybody want to see my glands, yeah Nobody wants to touch my hands, yeah Courtney: Hi Keith: Guys welcome back to the Try Not to Laugh Challenge -- Courtney: WOOOOOOOOOO!!
Shayne: We're doing it again. Keith: You guys wanted it, so we're doing it again. Courtney: AGAIN Shayne: We're doing it again, it's going to be crazier You know why it's gonna be crazier? (Olivia: Why?) Cuz we got a guest this time Everyone: WHOOOOAAAA He's definitely more talented than all of us. Courtney: Post in the comments What you think he- who you think he is or what you think he is Shayne: Yeah post in the comments right now -- Keith & Olivia: Yeah Shayne: -- before we show you, right now And his name is Gus Johnson! (All cheering) (All chanting GUS) Courtney: *repeats the word Gas* Gus: This isn't my show but i'm on it. Everyone: YEEAAH Shayne: Uh we're hoping that because you're here this is gonna trend. *laughter* Shayne: It's our hope Courtney: Alright so yeah you know the rules no touching, 30 seconds to make somebody laugh, person in hot seat has water in their mouth, they spit or drip or dribble or, just burst ,you know then-- (Shayne: they're out) ya Shayne: Noah's going first *applause* Noah: I'mma go first *Round 1 music jam :D* Courtney: Welcome to the Los Angeles.. North Hollywood Reenactment of King Arthur and the source- sorceress swords in the stone. Here is how-- it happened Courtney: I'm a poor boy! And I'm just poor... Courtney: WHOA WOW! Noah: I'm sorry, you can not show up literally penetrating a man's butt. That's actually what you did. *Keith yelling in fear* Keith: OHMYGOD MY BABY'S EYES! (Olivia, in the back: What the?) Shayne: Watch this. Hi yeah, Dominos? You're my favorite pizza place. Shayne: Watch this *laughter* Hi yeah, Pizza Hut? You're my favorite pizza place. *LOTS of laughter* Hold on- (Keith, in the back: IT'S COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE!!) Hi 911? I'm naked. *all laughing* Noah: I was trying to breathe, and then I was suffocating myself I accidentally drowned myself, by shooting the water up my nose (Courtney: OLIVIA STOP WANDERING AROUND!) (Shayne: Olivia is not even playing the game, she's just being creepy.) Noah: She's just lost! *giggles* *all burst out laughing* Gus: Your mom said you and I need to reconnect a little bit better. *laughter* Noah (Shocked): Dad?! *shayne banging bongos* Courtney: No touching! Keith: Hold on, what? did somebody just say drugs? Keith: *Stuttering* Keith: I been looking for you all week and you still didn't get me drugs! I gave you ten dollars! Shayne: Bobby I kicked you out last week! Keith: Oh okay. I gotta go! Noah: Oh my goosh Noah: Really, good job guys Shayne: Gus dedicated right away.
*agreeing* There was commitment. Noah: I did not exp-- And then you were my stepdad
Gus: Oh yeah Keith: He was your stepdad with a boner. Let's get that... He had the shake weight in there. Noah: I didn't even notice! Shayne: He had a whole shake weight in his pants Gus: You didn't feel it? Noah: No. *laughter* Noah: I thought it was your arm? Shayne: Alright, Who's next? Keith: I'll go! I wanna go!
Noah: You wanna go? Keith: Yeah! I want you guys to make me laugh.
Noah: it's a little slippery Keith! Keith: I've been going through some thangs! *Round jam song :D* Olivia: *quietly* dang it Shayne: Wha- What did you do? What was that? Keith: She's weird and, *Laughing* Just get away from me! Gus: Hey, have you seen my pump, it's getting real bad this time. *laughter* Gus: Do you think you could help me out again? I don't have-- Shayne: Just saw Black Panther. *laughter* Courtney: Hi, my name is Adrian. I'm 13. I'm auditioning, for the new Disney sitcom Um... it's called 'Jungle girl' and I'm going to audition by singing 'Somewhere over the rainbow' *Sings off key* *dying laughter* Noah: (gently) Hello there class, hello there everyone. My name is Miss Jeanine and I've been brought in to show you the miracle of life. Keith: *Giggles*
Noah: Umm, maybe you want to just look at the scars (Shayne: oh my god!!) Noah: What? Is there something wrong with it? Keith: *counting* 5 out of 5
(Olivia: I'll go next.) You'll go next? Shayne: Sweet
Noah: Alright *Round music again :D* Shayne: Hey, have you seen 'COCO' yet? Courtney: Stop! Shayne: I haven't... I just got kicked out of a Baja Fresh... for... murder! *laughter* I think this is the first time I've made you laugh. Is this what it took? Appropriation? *laughter* Courtney: Welcome to Los Angeles This is a new workout for- to help build a strong pelvic bone. *grunting* *Courtney grunts in pain* *laughter* Olivia: You got me, Court Gus: (seriously) Yeah I told her 6:30. I don't know where the hell she is... *looks at Olivia* you seen mom? I need to munch some nips Gus: I kept the story line going. Noah: *singing* Oh I need a chiropractor (5x) Noah: Do you have any recommendations? Keith: Olivia. Now out of respect for you... I've been studying on my Mandarin so I got a song for you... [assume he says the N word a lot] Olivia: Oh my G-- Olivia: I-I didn't, I.. No I Olivia: I feel bad for laughing Shayne: Wow Olivia you did not make it through any of them. Olivia: No, because you guys are all so funny. Shayne: There's been times where you've made it through all of them (Courtney agrees) Olivia: But I do the little trickles you know but everybody gave me like an explosive Shayne: yeah Shayne: Gus continues to commit more than any of us ever have. Gus: oh? Were we rolling? or... (everyone laughs) Olivia: That was really fun Courtney: Can I go next (Noah, Shayne and Keith agree) *Round Jam Music :D* Keith: You're probably wondering who I am. I'm going to show you... I just snotted. But I'm the *Bleep* Collector! I'm the *Bleep* Collector! My *Bleep* has eyes! *Courtney bursts out laughing* I will come for you with snots and *Bleep* with eyes! Gus: Hey coach, it's Daisy. Did you get the results back for who made varsity? COME ON!!! Gus: I didn't make varsity.. Courtney: I'm so sorry Gus: YEAH I WAS TOO I WORKED FOR MONTHS!! Noah: You need a car? You need a loan? Remember, Hanks backyard is your home. Noah: Hi there, my name's Hank and if you need a loan I want you to come to my house 'Cuz I will personally deal with you and give you some money. That's pretty much it I'm here to sell my loans Keith: Yaaoo
Noah: Goodbye Keith: If you want to buy some *Bleep* let me know! Right here my *Bleep* has eyes! Noah: Get off of my commercial!
Keith: My *Bleep*! My *Bleep* has eyes! Courtney: You guys are stupid! Olivia: Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Court boy Happy birthday to you. Blow on the candle! (Keith Laughs)
Shayne: Jesus Christ Noah (off screen): That's so gross
Oliva: Its the cake that I baked you, Court. Shayne: Hi! I'm (deep voice) CLORISSA and-- *Laughing* Shayne: *Stutters* And I'm here.. Shayne: And I'm here to help you learn how to make FRIENDS *laughter* Shayne: First step on to make FRIENDS tHiS is cRAzY, ThiS iS sO CrAZy Shayne: What do we do we just have a time. Shayne: Don't we just have a JOY time? Courtney: Wow you're still in it.
Shayne: I put on pants... Uh I'll go next Courtney: Okay *Round music jam :D* Keith: (Singing) They're more than good!
Noah: They got aluminum in em! Shayne (Laughing): Oh my god. The set up! Courtney: Okay so, we got the fire out Courtney: Um... The unfortunate thing is the cause of fire was actually spontaneous combustion. We found your older brother Courtney: I think he was in the midst of some sexual act alone in his room. I can show you what's left of the body I just need your consent Are you sure? Okay, I have nothing for you to sign. I will bring out your brother's body Just, so you know every man has what he's into Courtney: I believe this may have been another person but then... They burned
(Offscreen): Time Shayne: Then they burned Olivia: Hola! Have you seen 'Coco'? *Cricket sounds* Olivia: Alright (inaudible)...Adios! Gus (singing): Never meant to cause you any sorrow... Gus: Never meant to cause you any... Gus (Yelling): Oh my god! Shayne: If you don't get me in the first three seconds it's significantly tougher, but I almost always laugh in the first three seconds. With all of you I almost did. Great work. Olivia: Who's next? Keith and Noah: Gus! Keith: Last but not least *Final round music :D* Shayne: All right so do you know about the Mandela effect? How like 'Berenstein bears' but people thought it was.. Shayne: Its 'Berenstain bears' they thought it was 'Berenstein bears' Shayne: So there's a crazier one. Shayne: The 2007 movie 'The Last Mimzy' Shayne: It's.. that's not the how that you pronounce the title it's actually pronounced Shayne: 'Barbershop 2' Yea--! *laughs demonically* Shayne: Damn it! Courtney: Uh oh, did somebody call 9-1-1? You didn't? Ok hang on Courtney: Hello 911? Yes its we... Uh... it's getting too hot in here Courtney: Whoa- just kidding. So, we put the fire out we found your brother Courtney: We found him Courtney: It must've been spontaneous combustion. There was a butt around it but that obviously is tissue (Offscreen: Time!) Noah: I would now like to introduce Dookie-Stain Keith: Yo what's up everybody? Can I get some claps out there? Come on give me some claps Keith: Yeah! Keith: Yeah, I go by the name Dookie-Stain Keith: And I wanna introduce to you my first single. It's called 'Dookie ass' Keith: Here we go... *Starts to sing his song* Dookie ass,
That diarrhoea Dat Dookie ass. I said dat Dookie ass I said dat diarrhoea Dat booty got back Now pass out the ass Olivia: Hi, my name is Sarah.
I was born with duck feet and... You know it was really hard for me growing up it's like grew up on a farm. Um, anyways Can I sell you the sword? Shayne: I'm so sorry, can-- Nancy, lets go. I'm so sorry, shes not okay.. At all... completely un-okay Olivia: Can I sell you the sword, Mister? Shanye: She walked in a 7-eleven nobody Saw any of those people ever again. They didn't walk out of the building, they were just gone. (Offscreen: Time!) (Poor Duck Feet.) [Jaunty music begins playing] [Jaunty music ends] Shayne: HE SURVIVED?? WHAAT? (everyone is in awe) Noah: Sorry, Gus Gus: It was just because of air and I was expecting water made this sound (Imitates sound) Noah: Gus, I think you're officially the champion here *All cheering* Noah: Not only did you not laugh but I think you made every single other person laugh. (All agreeing) Gus: It was fun. Thank you though. Thank you for having me Noah: Thank you so much for being on Noha: Gus, where can people find you? Gus: Look up my name 'Gus Johnson'.
I do stuff on youtube short sketches they're like 30 seconds
so I won't even waste your time Courtney: We love you guys!
Check out the other 'Try not to laugh' challenges if you haven't seen them they're really good! Uh... Post in the comments of who else do you want us to bring on Courtney: Hit that bell so you don't miss the next one!
Noah: And check out Gus! Courtney: Love you! (Everyone is saying their goodbyes)
