What's up guys today, we're back at it again. We are here with two very funny boys. Tyler Phillips and Kurt Maloney From the bath boys! Look at the bit they planned. Woooooooow Wooooooooooooow Holy sh*t you guys both smell great Thanks Uh, Tyler has one of my top three favorite try not to laugh jokes. Sup bro eat this bean. So uh, HE DID NOT EAT MY BEAN. Keith, Keith, you're going to laugh at this. It's spooky season It's spooky sea- AHHHHHHHH Her mamma was cowboy and her daddy was a cowboy and now she is also a cowboy And I was born on a river and you were born on the river And, (Bloop) Dammit just laugh Ready? (Proceeds to flash) Hey Doc. Uh. Jim, I'm a little embarrassed, uh, I Don't really know how to say this but uh... There's something wrong with my ass I'm so sorry. You didn't fix it? You got a bitch ass. Keith you remember me. Kurt Mm-hmm. Remember ok, cool. Just be nice about to this, I'm a little nervous. Mm-hmm. The joke's not that smart. Mm-hmm. It's actually a little drum. (Laughing) shane though lmao keith It's a little drum. I hate you so much. Today Imma teach you how to work out your toodias. First and foremost you're gonna have to take green strap to yellow strap. Then you're gonna go orange strap to blue strap. All right. Now you're gonna pull with the black and put in with the puuurple nooow, you're good. TOOTS TOOTS AND TOOTS Next up at the Glenview talent show.. It's Bobby Shitken. Woooooooo Yeah Bobby. All right. What's up? Um, I'm gonna do some magic for you. My first trick is I'm gonna magically get rejected. Stacey you wanna to go out? That's what I thought. (Poses) I hate you. I hate you so much. Like what was that? Kurt did beat you at your own game. He just repeats. All you gotta do is repeat. You just gotta say it twice and closer to their face. You use a lot of prop comedy. Yeah, I don't know. I'll take that, but I think you should go next. Ok. Yeah? GO MULEEK GO MULEEK GO.GO.GO (Chaos ensues.) Go Trisha go Trisha, go Trisha. What was that exit and now giving her a commencement speech Hillary Rodham Clinton I Know we all thought that it would go a little different. No I did Oh Hey, hey Shane, I was talking to your friend backstage and he wanted to tell you something. He's right over here. He's right here. Oh Hi Shane, I need your help. I got my penis stuck in the minis yard. Yeah It's ready The bongos I wasn't expecting him to be so good Like he was actually like wow, and that's I was like, this is too entertaining. I'll go next Featuring Bobby Moynihan Big scissors little potty. Thank God thank God You know, it's not funny PCP Over here over here come on over here. Alright gals. We gotta get ourselves in shape. We got to be doing these thighmasters One two. Oh, no Oh, no. Oh, no Well, at least I lost some weight. Ah My favorite was probably Tyler's was really good. It's just true. Yeah. It was a little potty it was big Hominy No, what will you accept this road head? Answer our question, dude So it chained it but I did it like a beat later so it's like different you know what I mean? Don't usually do this. Oh What'd she take off sexy Brown Do you think I look good bruh. Do I look a bra? Do I look good? Look at all this ass Do I look good? Tell me let me know Yo, goose your work. I look good. I ask getting wet. What's up with that? I think that's it. Yes Okay doctor I'm excited to wrestle this year you just gonna have to grab him al-kahf Don't look at my butt as I leave Bonjour hello teens, welcome to cooking unzip Okay performers, let's line up Tonight is Showtime dress rehearsal went great and guess what? It's so important because the President himself Abraham Lincoln It's gonna be in the audience To literally blow his mind Guys, this could be the best performance of Pippen. He has ever seen we're gonna kill it Oh going to kill it We there are no plot holes in the head of this plan. People will remember this night for it I'm going to assassinate the Curt your gonads now that was my favorite is the real that's what my real doctor said, too All right rolling for room tone a very inside joke for us Hollywood people So he had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur (with the fur) the whole club was looking at her She hit the floo- (Proceeds to thud) (Pauses) (Continues to thud) (One last thud) (Laughter) Next thing you know Hey, my name is Jared and thanks to Subway, I went from this to this Oh please, please no I'm That makes the ocean deep I say love it is a river From the first verse it's deep Thank you so much Non-core Are you Tyler from the bath boys? Oh My god, bro, bro. Oh dude. I just want to let you know I'm a big big fan of yours And uh, this might be like TMI, but the biggest misconception about my weight is that I eat a lot But it's actually just have like a thyroid like issue. That's all. Yeah. It's pretty bad it hurts. But uh, you know, Was their food cold to this? Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you for that It's not real everyone you guys did so fantastic it was so funny, of course Courtney's Iteration of whoa All right, so I want to take this opportunity first of all, I'd wife calls, yeah that's called back Um, but I want to take this opportunity to see how loud I can scream. I'm gonna go back in the back I have never tested myself to my full power. Give me a second. Sorry. Oh crap. I gotta go around the other way Give me a sec add time to the clock because I this is my actual bed I you know, I've never fully I'm gonna do it up here on the stage. I'm gonna get far as far back. Okay, I'll do it here Let's see how loud I can scream guys because I've done it a lot on the channel I just think it's a fun opportunity to see where it can go. You got it, sweetheart. Thank you mom Buddhu Lata I don't I know. Hey mamela salaam, I shared achieve our new assure myself Oh My god Hey, that's good, I don't know what I said all those foolish of them I Really love Shane testing his abilities I'm screaming I'm really impressed. Come on it. Do you want to go I'd like to Just grab a seat Thank you guys all for coming I know it's really difficult since we all gave birth to bowling pins Wow yours this colored yours color, too Nothing funnier than Olivia accidentally being racist Central Park tonight I'm Greg the serial killer I'm gonna be doing some murder based comedy. We just need a jogger to come by Oh, there we go Thanks our first victim of the night, thank you guys a tip jar if you want to just give us the oh, here we go Huh you guys on the Sammy I'll beat your ass I'll beat your ass from here. Yeah, you want to bet on a move? I'm a beat One thing I learned to not do is just spit it on your own you all Word and retrospect I should have learned from watching a Allegiant. 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