Try Not To Laugh | Accents | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy

I have an accent does it run a ride with it so far oh yeah it's okay I was speaking too quick when I first got here I had to slow down you know you all have accents to me I can't understand a [ __ ] thing you guys are saying how I've been in America a little while I'll try my best American accent for you okay so I've picked up on a few things so this is my best American accent right wait hold on hey yo Billy yo Billy bro the game's up come on over in your truck [Music] being from the sound is awesome as long as you're still in the south and ones that gets blue the accent first of all honey boo boo did not do me any [ __ ] help at all I don't care what Chan would so you should be sometimes learning our language subtitles for the bags I don't need them I'm just watching the whole time I get a man understand why would you clear as well you got me reading for no reason this is [ __ ] but I get it like a southern ex-agents I'm cool like if you heard of Freight exeunt you do they go he must be romantic right now here my exam you're just like oh he's probably stupid racist and then bothers me mainly because my mom is from England right she has a full-blown British accent and understand what's her name like if she would have just talked to me a little bit more [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] this is great I'm glad he announced that I'm from England because the last show didn't turn out so well because they didn't tell the guy I was British and it was a hip-hop Club the host gets up on stage and he's like coming to the stage right now coming to the stage right now all the way from the hood keepin it real real thug real gangster get up Criss Angel and they played this hip-hop music hello everybody they looked at me like I just seem to bat unicorn but here's the thing you know it's not the first time that some people get surprised I was at this place called Roscoe's chicken and waffles good good chicken good chicken I was ordering you know I was asking for a table I said like a table for three please the guy behind me said boom homey y'all hold up hold up hold up is that your accent for real I said yeah he goes no no hold up for real for real I said yeah because damn snap sight in your capo come over here right quick I want to show you something yeah what's going on dawg what's going on y'all say some British Army say some hello there I psycho change boom brother right there son yo no disrespect British on me no disrespect but I thought I thought you were just a regular black I know you black but you ain't black black I'm not a black black now eat it base this about the black shirt accident how do you like it if he went to Africa I was like eh my brother I am NOT your brother because you are I am I'm not no I'm not I feel like I had to explain that ever since I've gone to California people just assume that I am and I tell people to I'm like you know half Puerto Rican half Guatemala like yeah quantal ahora that's Mexico keep it movin you can stop I wish our sexier kind of Spanish I wish I were from like Spain or out of handy now with that accent you guys know talking about the ho doing will they love that accent I see a work on my bars guys walk up to girls like how are you I want to make love to you we're gonna lose their mouths like oh my God he's exotic I can't do that Guatemalan accent not sexy Puerto Rican accent worst accent ever it is it horrible really what no no woman wants to come home see flower petals on the floor candles lit there's a guy how are you baby I want to throw shoe with my BB like uh hey Porter you do that ax is so bad I wish you were better I really knew my family I wish you were better like ready you could have the most important job in the world that accent gives you no credibility couple weeks ago I took a flight the captain was Puerto Rican I got right off that plane plane you're supposed to eat that soothing voice you don't talk about the this is your captain speaking this is what I heard how do everybody we are going to fly to you jerk they say you take five hours I going to do it in three I was like man trust this dude that Spain accent sexy is hell you can say anything with that accent it's sexy is I think right now the sexiest commercials on TV are those Nasonex commercials you guys don't talk about its nasal spray you don't have to be sexy but the little Antonio Banderas B comes out and seduces you for no reason he flies out with his little sexy wings he's like having trouble breathing it's okay I put my stinger than you flower all better I'm sitting there Robert myself like I need Nasonex I was in Louisiana they got the best accent the country guys ever been to Louisiana [ __ ] everyone that was weird you're just like one person Louisiana's got a great accent they have a southern accent they also have a Southern drawl that goes with it so when they talk it's weird they combine all their words in a sentence into one word you have to figure this [ __ ] out I was at a Burger King Slidell Louisiana the girl behind the counter was like hey I was like damn you must kick ass at Scrabble you do not want to play Scrabble with anybody from Louisiana they get the first turn the whole board goofy-ass accent I've ever heard st. Cloud Minnesota nicest people had ever met in my life everybody was so nice everybody the same goofy accent I'm off to the side of the stage some guys not to introduce me the girl that booked me on the show looks at me and goes thanks for doing the show that was her voice she had gone through puberty it wasn't a cartoon I'm so much in my head I was immediately like I wonder what it's like to [ __ ] this chick she just like oh yeah oh right there Oh perfect are you hungry I'll bake a cake something nice at the end everybody was so nice in that town I can't picture there's a crime rate I can't picture anyone in st. Cloud Minnesota like doing an armed robbery on the street just walking up to a couple with a gun like okay give me your money and they're like no oh shucks I'll try elsewhere sorry about that just got the gun thought I'd use it we have little Ethiopia in Los Angeles and is that really necessary we know their little interesting fact little Ethiopia is the only place that Fairfax Slim's down to one lane I'm accepting donations to get it expanded to two lanes you can all right [ __ ] you all right good hopping off on that joke you don't like to Little Ethiopia joke man it's not my fault you don't like it there isn't a white guy with that accent no you have not you have never seen a white person with these voice before because this is the blackest of already black voices these voice is so black even gangster rappers are like yo that voice is black would you imagine if you saw a white guy with that accent will flip you out right yours reverse the storms like pepper or plastic hahaha what are you talking like that man oh yes yes yes I am from Zimbabwe holy [ __ ] you from Zimbabwe or Park the top well welcome to America do you like it yeah oh yes I love America it was always my dream to one day come to America and drive around in a Cadillac car while wearing a pair of Nike cross trainers on my way to I did with that white woman wait have you ever been with a white person oh no I have not you know what they say once you go white you do not return tonight all right good racist half of the room afraid to laugh half of the room so I was in Connecticut I think it was like a few years ago I'm looking for this room called McGovern lounge that's the name of the room I know I was performing it so I'm on campus I see a lady walking I put my window down I'm about to ask her where it is but before I started talking in my head because I'm like stupid and bored and immature I was like somebody who's a British accent when I talk that way she'll think I'm from England later on I'll laugh about it by myself like a loser that was my whole game plan right watch what happens I put my window down my Excuse may hate to be up all the hate suppose that you excuse me I'm looking for MacGuffin lounge do you know where MacGuffin lounge is this lady was legitimately Russian or something she's like you're looking for McGovern lounge I was like are we [ __ ] with each other I had no idea what was going on this lady's Eastern European she's like McGovern lounge is right there you'll see front look straight in I was like okay this [ __ ] beat me at my own game she's laughing I still don't know what happened I'm like half Russian right my buddy's in a band at tours all over the world he told me Russian women are the prettiest one he's ever seen so I thought about him like maybe some doing I'm ready I'll marry a Russian chick right like I'm Russian she's Russian that's pretty cool I thought about it some more I'm cool with my wife having that accent I don't want my kids to get that accent that would just freak me out every morning my two kids are waking me up does they wake up we've led done kicks like what the [ __ ] is in the pancakes don't ask questions American is it's not poison I'm like who's anything about poison this is not you eats we get life insurance Batali [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Laugh Factory

Views: 1,716,038

Keywords: laugh factory, best stand up comedy, stand up comedy, funny, Laugh, stand up, standup, Los Angeles, Hollywood, comic, comedian, hilarious, la, los angeles comedy, la comedy, monty franklin, mitch burrows, chris james, erik rivera, geoff keith, ben morrison, try not to laugh, accents

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Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 10 2018