Trump Takes India | The Daily Show

president Donald Trump still not used to saying that last night he flew 8,000 miles for his first state visit to India now Trump's in India partly to negotiate a trade deal and partly to get his copy of the Kama Sutra signed yeah Trump and Melania used that book all the time her favorite position is the one where she's on top and he's not in the room now you might be wondering how would a country full of brown people react to a visit from Donald Trump well it turns out from the moment Trump arrived it was love at first sight president Trump just arrived this morning for a two-day visit the president received what's being called a king's welcome orchestrated by the Indian Prime Minister the president headed a massive rally packed with more than a hundred thousand people a make America great again rally India style [Music] they even blasted macho man before the president took the stage and when he did a show of affection for India's Prime Minister the president is overwhelmingly popular here in India or his pro-business tough on terror image is widely admired I happen to like Prime Minister Modi a lot he says between the stadium and the airport we'll have about seven million people so it's going to be very exciting seven million people came out to see Trump go from the airport to the stadium that's impressive although to be fair it's also India there's seven million people between any two locations the line at Indian Starbucks is seven million people there are Indian Brides right now we're like no daddy I just want a small wedding no more than seven million people like okay Anushka first cousins only but it is true that Donald Trump is very popular in India all right some like him because of his anti-muslim rhetoric some like him because of his business savvy and all of them like him because his skin looks like tikka masala India is so fun Donald Trump they pulled out all the stops for his visits at India's famous Taj Mahal workers paint spruce and polish roads are renovated and nearby the Yamuna River rises as millions of liters of water of release to cover its foul polluted smell preparations included a hastily built wall that critics say was meant to block the view of a slum keeping thousands of poor people out of sight yeah India is trying so hard to impress Trump that they're building new roads cleaning up dams and even building a wall to hide their slums and you know Trump's gotta love that he's just like you see they built a wall and I haven't seen a single Mexican it works well now India cleaning its rivers and streets for Trump might seem extreme but if you think about it this is basically what guys do whenever a girl says she's coming over right yeah you make the bed pick up your clothes hide all your junk in the closet then she calls and says she can't make it and you like getting it so I flushed the toilet for nothing so clearly India is trying to give Trump a memorable experience there was however one tiny culture clash that Trump had to deal with Donald Trump is in India this morning but he could be forced to go without his favorite meals of burgers and steaks and his Prime Minister Narendra Modi a devout vegetarian plans not to serve any meat to the president during his visit one person who's familiar with president Trump's eating habits has told the media they're worried about how he'll cope with the lack of meat saying I have never seen him eat a vegetable I honestly don't know what's stranger the facts that Trump might eat vegetables or that people are actually worried about how it will go because you realize the news wasn't even snarky about it they weren't like haha the president has to eat vegetables they were like yo if Donald Trump eats broccoli he could die so this is gonna be hard on Trump and you know what I was thinking is what's worse for him is that cows are so sacred in India that they're allowed to just wander around in the city so can you imagine how hard that's gonna be for him he hasn't eaten beef for two days and then he's just gonna start seeing cows in the streets and he's gonna be like oh my god I'm hallucinating all the cows I've eaten have come back to heart me I'm sorry cows I'm sorry but I will say I'm impressed because despite the beef issue Trump is making the best of his India trip in fact he even made an effort to show the Indian people how much he respects them by trying to speak their language and it went about as well as you would think India welcomes us at the world's largest cricket stadium right here in a bad namaste chaiwalla Gujarat Sardar Patel ashram suChin Tendulkar Gujarat Goa Diwali as the great religious teacher Swami VV come on under what's out Oh even if that pronunciation was right that facial expression was so wrong that looked like the most exercise he's gotten in decades just like come come come all right that's my steps for the day I'm dying oh man now now this was really interesting after Trump butchered half of the Hindi dictionary Indian Twitter lost their minds right people were coming on like dude it's not namaste it's namaste who messes up No Mas this isn't a moose day but to those Indians I say please don't be mad right Trump may not be able to pronounce Hindi words but he can't pronounce English words either so he's an equal opportunity offender and besides think about it it would have been way scarier if Trump had come out all fluent in Hindi can you imagine if he just came on he's like cancer tumor a gel medium sepia after barber under a coach coach for TI Bigley so that was day 1 of president Trump's trip to India and you know what I'm proud of the present I'm really proud of him for teaching us a valuable lesson and that is no matter how old you are you can still go to new places make new friends and have new mind-blowing experiences like eating a carrot for the first time and to that I say namaste [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 7min 13sec (433 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 24 2020

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[u/vyrusrama]

Donald Jaipal Trump lmaoooooo

Swami Vivekananda is probably rolling in his grave mahasamadhi

[u/RAGNAROK1095]

Soochin Tendulkur

Swami Veevekamundo

[u/amnruti]

Woah Trevor nailed the Hindi part

[u/Cool_boy_5]

Namuste. That was hilarious.

[u/007ninjaprincess]

He roasted us pretty well.

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That was hilarious, the part about Trump having withdrawal from not being able to eat meat had me rolling. Trevor did a great job, wonder what Jon Stewart would've said.

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We are the laughing stock of the free world today. :(

Edit: I'm not speaking of the videos.

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