EXTREME HEAT, CALIFORNIA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO INTRODUCE A RANKING SYSTEM FOR HEAT WAVES SO PEOPLE CAN EASILY UNDERSTAND HOW HOT IT IS GOING TO GET. (LAUGHTER) WHICH ISN'T THAT JUST TEMPERATURE? DID THEY JUST INVENT THE THERMOMETER? LIKE WHAT, I GUESS I COULD SEE HOW THIS WILL BE USEFUL. IT WILL BE LIKE HOT, EXTREMELY HOT, DANGEROUSLY HOT. AND THEN IDRIS ALL BA, AND IF IT IS I HAD RIS ALBA, STAY INDOORS AND CHECK ON YOUR GRAND PLOTTER. IN ECONOMIC NEWS ON TUESDAY THE GOVERNMENT REPORTED DESPITE RAISING INTEREST RATES INFLATION IS STILL INCREDIBLY HIGH AND IN RESPONSE THE STOCK MARKETS DROPPED 1300 POINTS, THE WORST DROP SINCE 2020. AND CAN I JUST SAY, THE STOCK MARKET IS A LITTLE BICH. NO, I MEAN EVERY SINGLE ONE, INFLATION UP, INFLATION DOWN, UNEMPLOYMENT, WE JUST HAVE TO ROLL WITH IT BUT THE SLIGHTEST BAD NEWS AND THE STOCK MARKET IS LIKE OH, I'M CRASHING, THIS IS MY WORST DAY IN TWO YEARS, I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER COME BACK FROM THIS. AND THEN EVERY TIME THE NEXT DAY WILL BE LIKE SO, I MIGHT HAVE REACTED A LITTLE HARSHLY YESTERDAY, I MIGHT HAVE OVERREACTED. I FEEL LIKE TODAY'S GOING TO BE MY BEST DAY EVER. SO MUCH A-- DRAMA IN SCIENCE NEW NASA IS TEST A NEW PLANETARY DEFENSE SYSTEM BY LAUNCHING A SPACE PROBE DIRECTLY INTO AN ASTEROID TO SEE IF IT CAN KNOCK IT OFF ITS COURSE. YEAH, AND I GUESS IF THAT DOESN'T WORK I ASSUME NASA WILL GO WITH PLAN B WHICH IS TALKING TO THE ASTEROID ABOUT BIT COYNE UNTIL IT NATURALLY VEERS AWAY. JUST KIND OF DRIFTS AWAY FROM EARTH. BUT LET'S MOVE ON TO THE BIG NEWS OF THE DAY AND IT IS STILL ABOUT QUEEN ELIZABETH THE 2 NGD. CALISTA OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA AND WALES, MOTHER OF CORGIS AND MAKER OF CHAINS, AFTER 96 YEARS OF LIVING HER BEST LIFE THE QUEEN'S PASSING HAS MADE HEADLINES ALL OVER THE GLOBE SO LET'S CATCH UP ON OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE. TODAY QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS LAID IN STATE AT WESTMINSTER-- WESTMINSTER AND NO SURPRISE, THE BRITISH WENT ALL OUT FOR IT. BECAUSE THE BRITISH LOVE DOING SHIT ALL DIGNIFIED. THEY DO. YOU HAVE SEEN THE CHANGING OF THE GUARDS, THAT IS A 45 MINUTE CEREMONY JUST TO CLOCK OUT. (LAUGHTER) SO WHEN THE QUEEN HERSELF DIES BEST BELIEVE THE POMP WAS GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE. I'M TALKING STREETS FILLED WITH GIANT BRITISH FLAGS. I'M TALKING SOLDIERS WITH THEIR FANSIEST HATS. I'M TALKING A CASKET DECKED OUT WITH THE ROYAL CROWN ON TOP OF IT. WHICH MEANS TECHNICALLY FOR AWHILE THAT CASS GETS-- CASKET WAS THE RULER OF ENGLAND, I READ THAT ON WIKIPEDIA. AND OFFICIALS EXPECT THAT MORE THAN 700,000 MOURNERS WILL COME TO SEE THE QUEEN LYING IN STATE. WITH PEOPLE WAITING UP TO 30 HOURS IN A LINE STRETCHING FIVE MILES LONG. BASICALLY LIKE TRYING TO VOTE IN GEORGIA, THAT IS HOW DEDICATED YOU HAVE TO BE TO SEE THE QUEEN. BUT MY FAVORITE RITUAL-- (APPLAUSE) MY FAVORITE RITUAL IN THIS WHOLE THING IS THAT, AND THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THE ROYAL BEEKEEPER HAS TO INFORM THE QUEEN'S BEES THAT THE QUEEN HAS DIED. THAT SAY REAL THING THAT THEY HAVE TO DO. AND LOOK, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FOOTAGE OF IT BUT I FEEL LIKE I CAN IMAGINE THAT IT DIDN'T GO WELL. HELLO, EVERYONE. HELLO. I'M AFRAID HAVE I SOME DIFFICULT NEWS. THE QUEEN IS DEAD. YES, NO, NO, NO, NOT YOUR QUEEN, NOT YOUR QUEEN, THE QUEEN, NOT YOUR QUEEN, CALM DOWN, EVERYONE, CALM DOWN. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE, OKAY. WE HAVE A NEW LEADER. AND CHARLES WILL NOW BE THE KING. NO, NO, NO. A-W, NO, I'M COVERED IN BEES! (APPLAUSE) SO YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE MOURNING BUT IT TURNS OUT WHILE THE ROYAL FAMILY HAS THEIR OFFICIAL RITUALS, THE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN WAY OF MOURNS THEIR BELOVED QUEEN. AND BUCKINGHAM PALACE HAS POLITELY ASKED THEM TO CUT THAT SHIT OUT. >> WE HEARD THAT AUTHORITIES ARE ASKING THE PUBLIC TO STOP LEAVING CERTAIN GIFTS OUTSIDE BUCKINGHAM PALACE. WHAT YOU CAN TELL US ABOUT THAT. >> YEAH, SO THEY ARE SPECIFICALLY ASKING PEOPLE NOT TO BRING ANY MORE TOY BEARS, SO THIS ALL STARTED DURING THE QUEEN'S PLATINUM JUBILEE CELEBRATION. THE QUEEN PARTICIPATED IN A VIDEO SKIT ALONGSIDE AN ANIMATED VERSION OF PADDINGTON BEAR. THAT WAS A REAL HIT HERE, A SENSATION. SO IN HONOR OF THAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BRINGING TOY BEARS AND MARMALADE SANDWICHES WHICH WERE MENTIONED IN THAT SKIT TO THE GROUNDS OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE. THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY BEARS BROUGHT THRAT ROYAL PARK SERVICE IS ASKING PEOPLE NOT TO BRING ANY MORE BEARS AND TO INSTEAD BRING ORGANIC TRIBUTES SUCH AS UNWRAPPED FLOWERS. >> Trevor: HOLD UP, HOLD UP. THIS WOMAN RULED THE WORLD'S LARGEST EMPIRE AND THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE REMEMBER HER FOR? PEOPLE LIKE OH, THE LADY WHO WE SEE WITH PADDINGTON, YEAH. ARE YOU KIDDING PLEA? SHE WAS THE LONGEST REIGNING QUEEN IN WORLD HISTORY. SHE DROVE AN AMBULANCE IN WORLD WAR II, SHE NIGHTED LEGENDS AND PRINCESS DIANA KILLED AND YOU REMEMBER HER FROM A SKETCH? SHOW SOME RESPECT. (APPLAUSE) PADDINGTON BEAR. BY THE WAY I'M NOT SURE LEAVING A TRAIL OF TEDDY BEARS OUTSIDE THE PALACE IS A GOOD IDEA, THAT IS ALREADY HOW PRINCE ANDREW FINDS HIS GIRLFRIENDS BUT IT'S NOT JUST MARMALADE AND BEARS. PEOPLE ARE LEAVING ALL SORTS OF THINGS, THEY'RE LEAVING FLOWERS, PICTURES. I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT, JUST DISGUISE IT AS A GIFT, OH OUR GLORIOUS QUEEN I HONOR YOU WITH THIS OTTOMAN THAT HAS A WOBBLY LEG, FROM THE GREAT SWEDISH KINGDOM DPR IKKA. BUT WHILE SOME PEOPLE AND BEES ARE MOURNING HER MA JESTEERY'S PASSING, MANY OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT REACTION. >> NOT EVERYTHING WAS SCRIPTED TODAY. ONE PERSON PROTESTING PRINCE ANDREW WAS QUICKLY REMOVED FROM THE CROWD. >> A DAY EARLIER IT WAS SIGNAGE, NOT SHOUTING THAT POLICE IN ED INBOROUGH HAD ISSUES. >> AND THIS PERSON HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH BREACH OF THE PEACE. >> ANOTHER MAN WHEN HE WAS ARRESTED AND DE-ARRESTED IN OXFORD AT A PROCLAMATION CEREMONY FOR THE KING AFTER HE SHOUTED OUT, WHO ELECTED HIM. >> Trevor: I LOVE THAT. I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IN THE UK IS AMAZING. LIKE PEOPLE HECKLING. ARE YOU SICK OLD MAN WHO ELECTED HIM WHO MADE YOU KING. ALL RIGHT, YOUR MOM, SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH. BUT YEAH, THE POLICE IN BRITAIN HAVE A RESTED PEOPLE FOR DISRUPTING THE ROYAL CEREMONIES, BASICALLY, BUT WITH THEIR OPINION. WHICH I WAS LIKE, GUYS, THE CROWN HAS GOTTEN SOFT. SOMEONE IS HOLDING A SIGN, YOU REALIZE BACK IN THE A DAY A CROWD THAT DIDN'T LIKE YOU, THEIR OPINION WOULD BE THAT YOUR BODY SHOULD BE SEPARATED FROM YOUR HEAD, NOW JUST HOLDING UP A SIGN, JUST TURN THE OTHER WAY, YOU STILL HAVE A NECK, USE IT. LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO ARREST A LADY IN SCOTLAND FOR HOLDING A SIGN? I'VE SEEN BRAVEHEART, WHEN THE SCOTTISH WANT TO PROTEST THE BRITISH CROWN, YOU WILL KNOW, YOU WILL KNOW. AND THIS REALLY MAKES YOU APPRECIATE HOW MUCH FREEDOM OF SPEECH PEOPLE HAVE HERE IN AMERICA. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT HERE. YOU CAN SAY [BLEEP] THE PRESIDENT, YOU CAN GIVE A CONGRESSMAN THE MIDDLE FINGER. YOU CAN TRY TO MURDER THE VICE PRESIDENT, IT'S ALL FREE SPEACH, BABY, ALL FREE SPEECH. (APPLAUSE) >> AND THE BACKLASH, THE BACKLASH OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY HASN'T JUST BEEN COMING FROM THE KINGDOM ITSELF. IN MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY AFRICAN-- AFRICA PEOPLE HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE QUEEN. >> ACROSS THE AFRICAN CONTINENT THERE HAVE BEEN PEOPLE SAYING I WILL NOT MOURN FOR QUEEN ELIZABETH. THEY HEARDED MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP WHERE THEY WERE TORTURED AND DEHUMANIZED WHICH IS WHY YOU SEE A STATEMENT THAT SAID WE DO NOT MOURN THE DEATH OF ELIZABETH BECAUSE TO US HER DEATH IS A REMINDER OF A VERY TRAGIC PERIOD IN THIS COUNTRY. AND AFRICA'S HISTORY, DURING HER 70 YEAR REIGN AS QUEEN, SHE NEVER ONCE ACKNOWLEDGED THE ATROCITIES THAT HER FAMILY INFLICTED ON NATIVE PEOPLE, THAT BRITAIN INVADED ACROSS THE WORLD. IF THERE IS LIFE AND JUSTICE AFTER DEATH, MAY ELIZABETH AND HER ANCESTORS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE. (APPLAUSE). >> Trevor: DAMN, MAY ELIZABETH AND HER ANCESTORS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THAT LINE IS THAT YOU CAN'T REALLY GET ANGRY BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN IT MEANS THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT SHE DESERVES IS BAD. MAY SHE GET WHAT SHE-- HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, WELL, WHAT DOES SHE DESERVE. I DON'T KNOW. AND I KNOW SOME OF THESE REACTIONS SEEM EXTREME BUT WHEN YOU CONSIDER WHAT THE BRITISH EMPIRE DID, THESE REACTIONS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY REASONABLE, RIGHT. YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE OPPRESSED TO MOURN THE OPPRESSOR. NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. IT WOULD BE LIKE GIVING THE EULOGY FOR THE GUY WHO STOLE YOUR HUB CAP, I DIDN'T KNOW MAURICE WELL BUT HE WAS DEFINITELY A GO GETTER. BY THE WAY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HUB CAPS. AND I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY BUT LOOK TREVOR, THE QUEEN WASN'T REALLY IN CHARGE, SHE IS JUST A FIGURE HEAD, YOU CAN'T BLAME HER FOR THE ATROCITIES THAT THE BRITISH EMPIRE COMMITTED. >> YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH BUT UNDERSTAND IN HER ENTIRE REIGN SHE NEVER REPENTED. SHE NEMP ONCE MADE AMENDS THERE IS NEVER ONE NOTED OF APOLOGY ON TWITTER, NOTHING. HER CROWN, HER CROWN STILL HAS THAT BIG ASS DIAMOND THAT THEY TOOK FROM SOUTH AFRICA. IT IS THE ULTIMATE CONFLICT DIAMOND, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GIVE IT BACK, TO WHO? I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW BUT LIKE YOU COULD TRY. YOU KNOW? FI THE SOUTH AFRICAN WHO HOSTS A LATE NIGHT TV SHOW. IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF THEM ME. THEN WE'LL BE ON THE PATH TO FORGIVENESS. THAT IS IT FOR THE HEADLINES BUT BEFORE WE GO TO A QUICK BREAK LET'S CHECK IN ON THE STOCK MARKET WITH OUR FINANCE EXPERT MICHAEL KOSTA, EVERYBODY. MICHAEL, IT SEEMS LIKE CHAOS, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THE MARKET. >> LOOK, THE MARKET IS DOWN, BUT TREVOR, I'M CRUSHING IT. I MEAN I CRUSH IT SO HARD NASA IS SHOOTING A ROCKET INTO ME TO KEEP ME FROM CRUSHING IT EVEN HARDER THAN I ALREADY AM. >> Trevor: WHAT? BY THE. >> BY THE WAY THAT IS NUTS NASA IS DOING THAT, SHOOTING A ROCKET INTO ASTEROID, YOU KNOW WHAT NASA STANDS FOR, NO ASTEROID SUCKER. YOU GIVE US 25 YEARS WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EARTH ON OUR OWN, OKAY. BY THE WAY, I HAVE A HOT TIP FOR YOU AND FOR YOU, OKAY. SO BEHIND ME HERE, THESE ARE THE THREE MAJOR STOCK INDEXES AND WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THAT. BUT FIRST THAT STORY ABOUT IN CALIFORNIA HOW THE NEW LABELS FOR TEMPERATURE, TREVOR. >> Trevor: YEAH. >> WE CAN DO NEW LABELING. WE CAN LIMIT CARBON EMISSIONS. WE CAN GO FULLY ELECTRIC BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE SOURCE OF THAT WARMING IS, NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS, THE SUN. THAT'S RIGHT. HEY SUN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU KNOW. YOU ONLY WORK HALF THE DAY. YOU ARE SO SENSITIVE WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK DIRECTLY AT YOU. EVERYONE HAS TO REVOLVE AROUND YOU. AND SUN, YOU DISCRIMINATED AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE. IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE. THE WHITER YOU ARE, YEAH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THE WHITER YOU ARE, THE MORE THE SUN HATES YOU. BUT I GUESS WHEN YOU'RE A STAR THEY LET YOU DO IT. >> Trevor: COSTA, WHAT ARE YOU-- STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUN, GET TO THE THING. >> MEANWHILE THE MOON IS JUST SO CHILL. YOU KNOW? PHOTOGRAPHS AS WELL, LETS YOU WALK ON IT. CONTROLS THE TIDES SO I GET NATURALLY WAVES SO CAN I RIP DOUBLE BARREL A FRAME. THINK ABOUT T WE MADE LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, ROMANTIC. WE MADE LOVE UNDER THE SUN LIGHT, I GET AEST ARED FOR PUBLIC FORNICATION, OKAY? LOOK. DON'T WORRY, I GOT DEARRESTED LATER BUT WHEN I GET TO THE CHART. >> Trevor: GET TO THE CHART. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. AMERICANS LOST BILLIONS IN VALUE YESTERDAY. THAT'S THE NEGATIVE, OKAY. NOW HERE IS THE POSITIVE. WE HAD BILLIONS. THAT'S REALLY GOOD. THAT'S A SIGN OF A WEALTHY COUNTRY. TREVOR, IN SOUTH AFRICA HAD A BAD DAY, WHAT DO THEY LOSE, 40, 50 BUCKS. >> Trevor: WE HAVE MORE THAN THAT. >> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK AT THIS DROPOFF. LOOK AT THIS DROPOFF RIGHT HERE. THAT'S THE SUBPOENA, THAT'S THE NAZ, THAT'S THE DOW. BANG, ALL AT ONCE, BY THE WAY S & P AND DOW, DON'T BE AFRAID TO DO YOUR OWN THING, OKAY. JUST ONCE I WANT THE NAZ TO GO DOWN AND THE S&P AND DOW TO GO UP. YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO FOLLOW THE NAZ. IF THE NAZ JUMPED OFF A CLIFF, WOULD YOU? BECAUSE YOU DID. SO REMEMBER, THE GOOD NEWS IS IN THE STOCK MARKET WHEN SOMEONE LOSES MONEY, SOMEBODY MAKES MONEY, AND HERE IS MY HOT TIP, ALL RIGHT? FIND THE PERSON THAT MADE THE MONEY, AND STEAL THEIR MONEY, OKAY. TREVOR, BACK TO YOU. >> Trevor: THAT IS NOT A HOT TIP, THAT SAY CRIME, MICHAEL
