Top Gear Funny Clip : A Tale of Jeremy Clarkson and his 2003 Ford GT !

but it'll only be built in tiny numbers it's going to be less than a hundred thousand pounds that's 8,000 less than the Ferrari and 17,000 less than the Lamborghini Gallardo [Music] long list this is an original which is really a British car yeah that is an All American supercar no that's not an All American super now you're absolutely what I said they say this is an all-american cut it isn't in fact the steering comes from an Aston Martin Vanquish the it breaks our Italian couple of guys from Lotus did the suspension the body's British it's not America these are technicalities we're talking about the nation that won the Battle of Britain absolutely Ben Affleck did that on his own and they rescued Europe from Sir Winston Hitler they made it particularly good was when I was driving around Detroit in that thing everyone you see all four of them they're very nice Ferrari I just tell me can I go and buy this from a Ford dealer in Britain not this this isn't a 150,000 pounds but you can walk into a dealer in Barnsley tomorrow slap down here 90 hundred thousand pounds whatever it's going to cost and you can buy one of those things would you yeah in Barnsley yeah I'd be even more [ __ ] actually if I do decide to get one and I'm sort of I don't think that I will buy it from Barnsley whoever the dealer is in Barnsley I'm on my way probably Ford GT the new one let me hear let me hear some opinions on this what do you think Sub Zero Sub Zero Sub Zero Sub Zero now we got one over here the uncool needs to be in light blue and orange okay everyone light blue and orange you're referring to the gulf colors i can't match your anorak levels here easily okay then it would be okay they would be sub-zero Sub Zero have you got the colors right good point anyone over here got opinions on the Ford GT it's a very cool car very cool very cool very cool pretty cool not a democracy here now look if this were a Ferrari I think we well I'd be with you they might disagree but it's not a Ferrari it's got a kind of retro some it's like those 70 shades with the holes down the side I mean it's cool that is a cool car if you were to turn it up to someone's house in a red American car with white stripes down the side they pretend to be out you're talking about the Starsky and Hutch car this is a retro supercar it's essentially common there is just one proviso on that if I buy one it'll be moving up a bit come on best-looking cars then - you see me upset TV are always red Charles has joined us this week we think we've worked this one out three-bath looking cars ever Ford gt40 I do agree with yes or not yes Aston Martin db7 yeah again you're right what do you mean who said no oh dear who's you said that why was all about it you liked it too much you know it's sinister and then it's Ford this is a man with a two-tone beard anyway let's go back to it my point is db7 Ford gt40 and this I think you're right yes this I just like to say at this stage if I may that the Ford Fusion we've been very unkind about it in recent weeks ain't it's very good car the Ford c-max which is a slightly taller version of the Vegas is great car really Jeremy what does have anything to do with this missive that we received in the Top Gear office recently it's about the Ford GT apparently 2150 people have put the name down to buy one of these yeah including you yeah yeah but Ford of announced in this that only a hundred and one GTS will now be brought into you I don't know that more to the point they're not going to decide they're not going to decide who gets one by pulling names out of a hat oh no they're going to decide just let them go to people they like vivia maybe haven't said nasty things about their car Jeremy I'm wondering if you are the same Jeremy Clarkson who said I'd rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxie and foolish when I wrote that I designed the Ford Galaxie upholestry had a cauliflower fixation again again I've grown up a lot I can now see that galaxy is I would rather have a sec to me than buy a four gallon repudiate reject absolutely any suggestion that I'm going to compromise my professionalism and suck up to Ford just so that I can get one of those cool where do we Jerry me all the Fords it's a fluid thing the cool wall as you know it's never said anything fixed and I thought nice cars I'll tell you what they're moving back is that fluid that's look you want to make it absolutely plain I'm not doing this if anybody's watching from like Dagenham I'm not you just yes of all for them okay can I talk about the gt40 now yes good you see over the years a number of KITT car manufacturers have made copies of it they've been kind of plastic facsimile is with that Rover v8 engine that you were talking about earlier absolute some had the Mustang engine as well and to be honest some we're pretty good I mean these are very good indeed but now Ford themselves has had a go at making a copy so think of it really as a gt40 for the 21st century the old car was called the gt40 because it's 40 inches tall look it isn't even as high as my legs and as a result of that I've never been able to fit inside let me show you the extent of the problem okay you have to kind of thread your legs between the steering wheel and the Gili but there we go okay I've got my knees under the dash my feet are on the pedals but technically you have to say I'm not really in the car though it's kind of a fat peg in a small hole really happily however the new car is 43 inches tall which means I can fit inside and that means I can take it for a drive by very big tank no 17 and a half gallon you used all of that go around our track yeah so what does it do to the gallon then Jeremy oh sorry oh four miles to the gallon seriously four miles to the gallon Ford's say though that if I've been a bit more careful I might have got it up to 12 oh well you're not gonna be careful anyway look at it that's the whole point of the car and actually seventeen and a half gallon tank for four miles to the gallon hmmm how far does that mean you can go you'll be able to go in your car before you run out of petrol 75 miles 75 miles yeah well how far then do you live for instance from the Top Gear office 76 miles actually it gets worse than that because you know how he said oh I never want to get out of it James and I ought to think about this we don't think he'll be able to get into it let me demonstrate James come on in okay now let's assume this is Jeremy's GT parked in an ordinary multi-story car park anywhere you might see on an ordinary day and James has parked up perfectly sensibly next to it that's perfectly except that that is a very considerate piece of parking I've left Tony of space I haven't bashed this blokes posh sports car as I've got it not in any way so James got out of there no problem how are you gonna get in there for a start you left a leave you shop and behind because there's no no room in there at all you just open the door and you come and then and then you go possibly yes I'm sorry the door has got a roof yeah you know you've gotta go just what is he bored right I think what's happened here is his journey as bought a car II can't get into yeah if he could get into it you couldn't go anywhere because he'd run out of film and even if you could get there you couldn't take his briefcase because it hasn't got a boot you really hasn't thought it through no actually I mean let's just talk about this for miles no you see Jeremy that doesn't care no you're not in the car it's not really a driving because it's riders with your buttocks I just want to get back to this fuel consumption four miles to the gallon let me just get my header of this fuel costs that yang's it's a pound a mile in fear that's just in fuel do you know I was really really I thought was hilarious when they announced that it was gonna be delayed and he'd have to wait for his GT I thought that was great news actually it can't arrive quick enough and start ruining his life I can't wait I've got some old Jerry cams on my Land Rover you could strap those to it made with fuel it jealousy is a cruel mistress it's not as cruel as opaque yeah so if you seven you can go to bed now cuz the rest of the shows just full all right really boring grown-up stuff not all of it actually what we're doing the news now so that's the bit I'm thinking of you know why I know where this is going no time I'm gonna do it Oh God indeed the news and this just in from Vauxhall it seems that the back trailer doesn't matter because there's only one big bit of news this week and now Jeremy where are you come on in there's no we're gonna talk about it you will remember last week on top gear we saw Jeremy's new car whose Ford GT finally arrived he's very proud of it who'd like to see what happened when Jeremy set off home in it after the show that's a white decision to have a look at this now here he is you'll see he's not actually moving at all and there's a very good reason for that it's a day old and you push the engine start button what you'll notice here is look James is helping me try to mend it while I'm on the phone before this is man Hammond what did he do to help he went home I'll see you next week yeah yeah my little wooden Morgan functioning perfectly you look quite sad there my um and a bit cross it is and the crew were laughing to you not with you I want to know that you had to put the car away but it wasn't that bad because you did get transport home advances yes verso not quite the stylish exit you'd hoped for was no did you read in the papers this week about short people was in all the stories basically pushing bed and you're useless at work come on go get off the subject what was wrong it was the mobile at the cars fine okay it was the immobilizer you know they'll flip a thing wouldn't unenroll is the engine so it had to go back to 40 days yeah and then they fixed it and it's yes and then they brought it back and the night they brought it back two days later at three o'clock in the morning the alarm went off no then again at four oh when the next night at eleven wakes you up yeah and the kids yeah and the dogs yeah so this is when it gets really good okay I have to take it back to 40 so the alarm keeps blowing for no reason so on the way back it's got one of those tracker things on it you know where somebody steals it automatically sends out an SOS they rang the app the tracking people and said you car's been stolen no it's alright I'm in it so I don't know why they just rang me up and said your car's been stolen and what's your password I don't know well we're gonna and they can remotely shut the car down if you shut this down I'm gonna come there I'm gonna eat your heart password was so did he stop it no he didn't I finally got it back to Ford and then I picked it up again yesterday I'm not I'm not gotten it this money to come down here bring your car's been stolen it hasn't and then again and again honestly I've got the phone here okay I've got the phone they sent you a text okay when it's been stolen look at this okay read look at that theft alert the car was stolen at 8:49 I am 822 am stolen five times all the way down here this morning five times so they're gonna fix it an inch yes if you don't mend it I'm gonna bone your dog it's taken all the bones courtesy car didn't they yes they gave me a courtesy car and it is before it's broken I thought it'll be a db9 I mean though you know for donating Range Rover no it was a focus estate with a diesel engine two years weight from Focuses state diesel right James have you any more news anything to do with my Ford yes it's that time of year again time for the top gear motoring survey you

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Keywords: Top Gear, Laughs, Top Gear Funny Clip, Jeremy Clarkson, Ford GT, 2003, James May, Richard Hammond, Funny Moments, Cool Wall

Id: vgrE41mq-TM

Length: 14min 24sec (864 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 11 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

I died when he said “If you don’t mend it I going to bone ya dog”

[u/Possible_Car]

I compiled it! Do see for extended version of this video in the description box of the video!

[u/snidleewhiplash]

This really makes me wonder about supercars, How much of the price is just brandname, heritage, and nostalgia? For how much they cost you'd expect super/hyper cars to be the cutting edge of engineering.

[u/axiumone]

Common bud. It’s just the GT, the original was GT40, because it was 40 inches tall. This is a top gear forum. I’m so disappoint.

[u/kallaen1990]

Miss the cool wall though