Top Gear Funny Footage Compilation

if they're pulled up outside your house you'd think oh no a drug dealer is here Clarkson I know it's you you're insufferable open on the bloody throne here's a top gear top tip rent one of these 35 quid a day if someone you don't like very much cut their car in half and then CST which turns all the driver aids off you know what CST stands for commits suicide training and Hammond and which seem to please I'm sorry you can't have this car with a diesel engine you like saying well I won't go to Stringfellow's tonight I'll get my mom to give me a lap dance she's a woman yeah flappy-paddle gearbox really pricey I'm afraid six thousand quid although because you don't need a clutch pedal you could raise that money by selling one of your legs right channel tells the channel travel is straighter I could read I realized we're supposed to see he's not turning around he's going about I'm a horse of a man who's loading a van is a slow crust right I just have ideas all the time okay well there's not very good one X Factor is yes look at this what's what I can do here spy my agility hands off the wheel okay just watch the steering wheel here as I accelerate turbo comes in and we turn left and again left that is torque steering the car and it's good if you want to go there the Maserati 3500 GT now this for me when I was little was like kind of Jordan and Cameron Diaz in a bath together with a lightning jet fighter and lots of jelly we got a clip from England now I'm just on a diet shave it and sure enough it went around the corner on a housing estate and bumped into a plant pot brakes on now [Music] permission to come aboard it stop it James please you make this boy walk the plane yeah whatever just get on the phone sort of exciting though isn't it come on it's exciting in the same way that being shot at is exciting I've just bought it and this is what I think of it with most of my torso out of the window I had a much clearer view then they turned up and boy will be in for a shock [Music] while Jeremy had resorted to shouting [Music] but we prefer them to BMW because an alphas beautiful look so gorgeous engine note fill it with soul and passion excuse me sir do you know where the liver building is oh no the life of movement why isn't it called live the pool then well what's a Cessna 182 James it's pathetic it looks like something a builder would leave behind it's not it's like honestly it's a good kite this kite yeah couldn't they be a judge on X Factor shall I tell you why you couldn't why because I am ageing quite well or not no matter how hard he tried James couldn't make himself into the shape of a Reliant Robin even with help [Music] let's go my doors gone it looks such a pillar [Applause] strewth I'm worried I should imagine he's clenched in there were more a nation of weather spoons and heat magazine and chlamydia surfing agony James meanwhile was on guard duty James are you showing off are you actually looking for bears over there hello this is a Cessna 182 golf Bravo x-ray Zulu Mike request taxi for a VFR flight to Lima Foxtrot for Mike Hotel please is it what normal in Los Angeles no it's weird it's LA I would have thought you'd love it because people live in their cars and they do everything from the rear mount using bolts three inserted from the front of the mounting washer yes or no with manoeuvrability being the key to every aspect of this challenge James was feeling confident Oh [Music] funny amend yes they bad luck I'll be honest I conspicuous than this everybody's watching but don't let that put you off ain't no crowd here at all broken don't hit it with the hammer why because it's a the tool of a [ __ ] so what did James think would most interest the listeners because when you're at the jet wash should the bonger go off halfway through the cycle or at the end yes my team were being trans dand when we finally did score guess who was otherwise engaged hey no it's not a kit car it's a Lamborghini Philistine [Applause] [Music] that shouldn't have happened I'm gonna fade it out and then you're gonna talk next it was my Ferrari so far the most reliable car of the day become cleaner a vacuum please have a vacuum cleaner no show you boys ready you did it because you just dumped it didn't look and slid underneath [Music] [Applause] what of cheese but the dog sorted we were on our way dogs not gonna be sick again is it no I don't smell what the hell that's bad jiggle is I'm jiggling like a bug just now you can go to the bloody car that's not very good angle sorry yeah I'm not too brilliant girl whilst you've been chatting up some Norwegian woman and standing in the bar that's what my yes what was that Oh something socket thing that you need to take that out do you know where it is when you've got like a tingling down yeah arm and chest pike he's gone and then we upset the station's sports reporter 204 for 9 the latest score Carl Hopkinson 45 Rana is 26 not out three wickets apiece for dominic calmly listen how often is that going to have no noise it's romantic things like top of the same babies you eat lad Olympic targets oh yeah meanwhile back with Captain Pugwash hobbits oh go Richard well Richard have you got a fire extinguisher no why thank you this is fine thanks she was booked wait a nice bottle I said that out loud it now you lost congratulations thank you well done now go and get a proper bike now you're in the middle of the road [Music] right why the bloody hell won't it turn round ow thing what's the Norwegian for Oh [ __ ]

Channel: Carsarcasm TV

Views: 131,282

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Id: A_KVl4_Pid0

Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 08 2020