Top Gear Funny Moments Part 2

we realized we'd have to build a bridge which made one of us very excited i am the god of hellfire he's gonna change hill oh yes oh god the jungle was a worthy adversary [Music] but for hour after hour we battled our way through wow you want more this is your marker [ __ ] good job [Music] guys i left my phone down by the river oh god that is my belt of many things are these all stuff is that don't touch it that's a dental health care kit what's this don't touch it just yet that is a shoe polishing kit what a shoe polishing oh thank god for that if we get hungry we'll be able to eat his kiwi basically what you've done is buy a my first explorer kit on your belt this is a book about all the creatures that live in the rainforest that mr sting hasn't told us about would you like to hear about the brazilian wandering spider not really no causes around five human fatalities a year on the forest floor what is that head torch i'm looking for what's it called wandering spider oh the bot fly now this is a marvelous thing the bot fly cannot sting a human directly but captures smaller insects lays its larvae upon them and then releases them if the smaller host insect then bites the human the bot fly larvae are impregnated into the skin the larvae then pupates inside the skin which point they eat their way out and fly away the bbc natural history unit reports the case of a man who was bitten behind the ear and kept awake at night by the sound of the bot fly lava eating the flesh inside his head [Music] hammond didn't have a good night what's that stick insect so it's honestly like there's been things on my head oh what is that there's something just floating my hair and it's squeaking at me it's big it's really bad [Music] i am the god of hell fire and as we entered the town we all went to action stations i'm turning the bomber along give it more revs [Music] unfortunately the communications were a bit rope stop stop fans are on going forward oh god don't stop stop stop stop stop stop no drive no don't stop drive drive james drive just drive away he did it what does it actually say is it obliques i think it's going to be upbeat is it harmed seg and that's an incredibly small man knocked my house morning honey we're in the paper no no no a man who looked like a dog crashed into one of my trees i don't think it's a good idea to stay here anymore i asked james to pull in behind and assess the gravity of the situation but he wasn't much help [Music] i've i know i've cocked up oh uh hello bridge [Music] jeremy did you make a note of how tall it actually is no i didn't yes he hasn't got a clue [Music] jeremy can i just say this is the biggest entertainment i've had on a road journey in my whole life it's absolutely hilarious go away that's an all new i've never seen a lockable fuel filler cat where you need to saw it's very secure that's the first time we've seen the sun gentlemen since we well that makes it worthwhile it's not bad listen all you can hear is just the creaking of the embers in his yeah just my burning motorhome not very good handbrake's off i'll just give her just get it right to the edge yeah yeah i reckon if we oh hang on in weather like this among scenery like that holidaying in england even in a motorhome does make sense is that right what what's that jeremy broke out his vast and sophisticated toolkit what else is electrical in here not the exhaust manifold it's all mechanical you can mend it with a hammer if this works [Music] yes wow it's my town we've just entered jezza oh no well i say we've just entered jesus that's a disgusting thought we have come into jezza no we haven't come into jezebel even though we were on an important mission i decided we should pull over and have a look around jezza church they've actually had a church where they worship me protect and serve i've never seen that and those because that doesn't make any sense at all my name is jezza your name is jesse my name is jezza where do you got that yeah yeah yeah [Music] you'll like this james there is jezza's back alley well found jesus that is characterful isn't it no you heard of those boutique hotels small with a style of their own you're getting that room this one's got a chair and a table i don't even notice the smell after a while oh my god hammond power and speed solves many things yes how long has that been there grief he must have hammond i know what your panto face is hammond what where is that what are those big really big things because they can they could rip steel all right i know exactly where it is i have no idea and you're never get it out of me is that thing on the front of your car made out of my door yes it does can you give me is that my door what it is from my i know it's from my door well you're not using that bit and it was more useful on my car you didn't even like it that's it that's it can you give me a toe no [Music] as dawn broke the peace and serenity of this beautiful ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal clarkson oh yes so there we are hill starting solved sometimes my genius is it's almost frightening well fair dudes that that works you do have to tell a log about but it works i am a happy man today [Music] jabs are we likely to see a gorilla i hope you do see a gorilla actually i stay in my body and say could you do a better job than that but look on the bright side james it's going to be a scorcher today oh my god oh did that oh dear my handbrake bounced up and just broken my hotel oh you've got a glass in your duvet stupidest idea in history

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Keywords: Top Gear, Top Gear Funny Moments, Top Gear Full Episodes, Top Gear Specials, Top Gear Special, Jeremy Clarkson Funny Moments, Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Clarkson Genius, Jeremy Clarkson yes, Richard Hammond Funny Moments, Richard Hammond, James May Funny Moments, James May

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Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 17 2020