TommyInnit makes Minecraft 100000% Funnier..

hello hello how are you mister in it oh i'm good i'm good dan how's the um the old person's server the old person server is slow and enjoyable as you would imagine an old person can you join when did you buy minecraft a while ago when i was when it first came out on the xbox 360. i feel like that's pretty odd do you know what that actually i watched you back in year four someone told me that and i googled how old you are in year four eight bro eight are you kidding me this is weird so today we ended up playing minecraft with the big man himself tommy in it and it gets crazy why is it just gone i know i'm actually doing all right help me oh this is going horribly wrong wait wait wait wait wait hold on come over here i'm over here this is going really badly wrong the task is simple we need to speedrun minecraft but the twist is lucky blocks are gonna be raining down us from the sky this is a hilarious video so make sure you watch the whole thing if you're gonna go on to enjoy it then please leave a like that would be awesome and most of you that watch these videos aren't actually subscribed which is it's kind of crazy so check just below the video see if you are subscribed if you're not if you could do so that'd be greatly appreciated and enjoy the video uh how about you log on right now okay so this is lucky blocks which i haven't touched for a long time oh my god we're going oh gee they rain from the sky hits it why is it started oh no one of the things that we do in the newer youtube videos is okay um that's how you get videos out so fast yeah yeah yeah no we don't have gone this is like the oh geez let's do the first one go on you can be one of us are you sure are you sure oh my god okay am i gonna age like five years when what you got that's not bad you know that's not bad thank you i'll share it with you whoa sorry it's a big fan hero get burned to death you don't think that would happen in year four so am i the pro here and you're the the yes the noob yes yeah you just referred to yourself as i did in the third person so you have a son don't you i do have a son yeah well you name him after me okay he's already born and named i'm sorry okay what have you stole now to you i'd say ah that's what you get oh oh never mind does anyone call you daniel my mom can i if you like yep go on daniel let's calm you down let's calm you down daniel daniel please listen to me daniel it's okay let's put a roof over our heads daniel all right one of the things about the kids on the block is that they all like music discs this one is [Laughter] i say we go on a little mission and we just jitter open them all right okay i have eyes offender and blaze rods one of these gives us blaze rods which is really powerful man oh diamonds tommy keep opening them keep going a dragon egg keep going keep going keep going what we've technically completed the game already oh no no no no swim swim no opening looking blocks near our home now right this is our prized possession dan can you kill the guardian because it's going to kill me let's go i've got you okay it's hurting me told me it's hurting me well keep going why does it fly i tried to yes there we go there we go i will do anything to protect you really try me rename your son to tommy in it i would not do that you won't do anything i did not think you were gonna all right i'm going to the big looking do it oh okay i'm doing it oh what the hell was that oh my god did you just leave me to open that you asked no i jumped you left me to die i did not you didn't die i knew it was gonna be fine i'm actually gonna die i'm gonna die tommy please please i'm so sorry it's hard you are you are god help me i am god what now okay don't worry i'm coming where are you where are you big lad i'm in our base there's lots of squishing sounds look at this here you go i bestow it upon you like the queen you took it back that's not good okay watch this watch this oh my oh that's bad yeah that there's an anvil above you i have no pick out no i knew it was gonna happen and i had no pig little does my dad know you just watched me get crushed to death wait are you getting um you're getting pulled off okay yeah i am i am it's all right we can have a dad to dad chat it's fine oh you just wanna you just wanna go huh oh yeah cats oh my god that was so lucky oh no this is bad i hear things why is it just going to be fight i know i'm actually doing all right help me please don't worry now open it how many people start wait what okay i've had an idea i'm gonna die no i'm gonna die i'm gonna die they appear to be chasing me now there's like there's only three you'll find this watch this no that wasn't the plan come with me dan okay show me the way we let's let's get home from our adventure this has been stressful let's do something the timing could not have been better that's not how we wanted to get home tommy that was not funny at all those oh what just happened you're a wizard that's awesome that was awesome what is a lucky potion oh that's not oh see that dj did you walk i did yeah you didn't see it no did you burn all my stuff crank up the volume on this now this is my kind of tune really yes it i knew you were going to say that i knew it name your son after me oh uh we don't have to do this please next name your wife after me that might get a bit weird name your firstborn after me and then we got a deal i will name my firstborn dantdm minecart after you that's not how you say it i'll call it dante the the dad the diamond my cart oh tommy tommy tommy tommy told me i've messed up no no no tommy do you have any of those like magic powers where i could like just magically yeah yeah yeah yeah that was weird wasn't it that was very strange can not believe you you left me alone for a second i'm still with the hero's axe though we're good we're not good we're bad you just i just watched you die how old are you uh i said you should you need to guess i've just given you no i'm 29 let's go incredibly old how old are you 17. that's so young yeah man it's cool someone said you're 12. wow wow that's not true i'm i'm bigger than did you know i'm six foot three the same i am two that's weird well i'm six or four now i'm six foot four point one no you're not no you're not i am i just really look great yeah are you not i am i've seen you at minecon you haven't seen we haven't no how did you like minecon which one did you go to i know i seen them in the in the it's the cringe compilation oh you haven't you're not an og minecraft youtuber until you've been in one of those it's like a um initiation i'm sure they don't do them anymore wait why are you still at school well no no no no it's good you make a living no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no you make a living editing videos are you being pimped tommy is that's what's happening here what does that mean you give all your money to a random person no to rambu oh it's he the enderman guy he's the enderman guy right yeah yeah he's the fella who said enderman right that doesn't make it even better you're being pimped out by an enderman well i don't know what pimped out means now but it seems it seems like i shouldn't know you might be too young for it it's okay so move on i am young dan i thought you were 17. even then that's pretty young yeah that must be cool like seeing everything change over the years yeah i was saying like how you you watched me from year wait what year four and now you're you're helping an old man get some more viewers i like it i mean we're starting a good friendship god we're not there yet we've been traveling for ages this is a pretty world one and a half hearts help okay i'll put you out of your misery that's not what i wanted are you miserable then not yet it comes with age that's not what i wanted to hear down i mean i'm in my prime oh god tommy quick tp tv oh how do you keep you you're honest you have you have failed me please tp tp tp oh god you are a urm i feel like i'm a liability go on dan can we get in my boat you sad you sad this is nice isn't it it should be near surely have you got any of them exclamation mark dark mode because i told you yeah i've had to go into dark mode for this what does dark light mean it means you can say and do what you want but be careful not everything not everything what are you making not everything don't test dark mode just be yourself you have to put this in the chat in dark mode for me to be myself oh my god nice that's [ __ ] just so they just so they know what to expect dan it's actually tommy mode it streams in tummy mode how does it sound good finally finally all right all right here we go oh pogba's right let's get about in the middle i'd say let's just go down all right screw it where are you i'm here i'm real close you really okay no that's fine you don't sound happy about it actually oh no it's it's delightful wait it's this way back here i did something let's go i'm learning come on let's get out of here let's we're bonding we're bonding we complete minecraft together that's friends for life just saying well are we going to be friends for life i likely won't remember you for i have so many friends that's really upset actually oh this is about the point when one of us which would be me would go in spectator mode but no no no come on we need to do this properly we'll do that here but that's what that's what we would do that's called um mining off camera that's all we say yeah we would do some mining off camera did you used to do that back in the day no i'm i'm a legit player right yes never really never would have done it i bet you've done it lots haven't you yeah yeah yes okay okay all right i'm gonna give you tips now this is what we do now all right so we set a bed here in the event that you die yes right click it done god i only had one purlin so i'm gonna go in now be careful all right so take this hero's potion we're gonna drink it all right and okay christ all right i didn't get the potion i didn't get the potion what'd you mean it jump jump in dan how did you not get you've got it in your hotbar how do you know that hey you got you got the potion i have the potion i just lost it for a sec here's what we do drug up drug update why are you crouching oh this is the good stuff wait holy [ __ ] yes this is how you kids stay crazy thought you were going to give me something to help i'm doing nothing okay where are you come here yes ow don't die don't die i won't die here's what we do we'll take it out oh wait lucky blocks are spawning in here as well i really wish i hadn't drank this by the way this night vision is horrible it's not good yeah i got one i helped okay so we have jump boost which makes it so we can go up here really quick okay oh i've got one got two which ones are left this one oh he's done it and i'm gonna do something really cool you ready where are you going oh okay he's showing off that one tell me that was all that was all right it was all right all right i got it is that the last one uh yeah it is okay how much damage does my boat do because i reckon it might be powerful as [ __ ] my hero sword should do loads of damage [ __ ] [ __ ] this isn't it doesn't sound good here we come here okay i'm gonna go under him you're ready ready ready ready all right if i get launched i'm hitting him with a hole kill him please no you didn't you didn't you didn't i don't have a pickaxe don't worry okay i can't see anything right now i can't see anything there is a oh tommy you've you've messed up what did you oh no for the next 20 seconds am i good am i good i don't think you're good this is bad what have you done help help help help help i can't see you don't worry there are so many of them then group them all up to me take them around to me then okay i'm doing it where are you i might die doing this i see you i see you as you they're all following you do it let me see me see me do it yes go kill the dragon my god i've got a hole on half a heart damn oh no this is okay come on come on get your things back i didn't really have that many things i i find that on track i've got heroes blow i've got heroes tommy have it really yeah no doubt shoot the dragon shoot the dragon i have no arrows i hear a chestplate where are you okay i've also got heroes bow come on oh no no no no cover me i can get the dragon i missed okay i'm i'm doing it i've got a fishing rod though that's not going to help you kill me just cover me go yes yes no that's not good i will avenge you we need phil's online credit no we don't no we don't yeah we've got this this is it this is it tommy this is it breathing okay dan this is it if i go flying into the sky now remember me all right i will i mean is the hero tommy you got this bro sorry oh no and quietly beat the game okay just whisper come on i'll let you do the final blow come on with the hero sword his destiny about to be killed by an enderman do it yes oh let's [Music] celebrate really quietly it's still gonna kill you stop stop oh look at that that that wasn't too bad that was easy actually oh god that was easy yeah that was easy it was so easy come on come on we edit out certain bits no one will ever know oh cool no one will know we really failed getting in the ball dan dan look at me in the eyes oh yeah that's that was easy that was so easy yeah it only took us 10 minutes we are now world record holders let's go dan thank you no thank you tommy that was a that was an experience that was epic better than dream better than employees they haven't done this they could never do this right plea can i ask can i ask can we have the honest go in f5 oh he's doing it thank you guys so much for watching click the end screen on the screen right now there is epic music playing right now what else do they need to do what else they need to do subscribe and smash the like button yes yes right you heard the child the videos on the dantdm channel it's me the diamond minecart with my sons with my real-life son tommy in it junior [Music] you

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Length: 17min 50sec (1070 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021

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