Tommy Meets Ghost Mexican Dream...

hey today i was on the dream smp i had the most absurd stream boys if you do enjoy please consider subscribing it's completely free and you can always unsubscribe enjoy this video boys welcome back yes to the dream smp whoa all right let me check my little copy paste oh yeah you know i always check and sometimes i've pasted passwords into the chat it's happened in vods we are back on last time we were here i was doing a [ __ ] three hour stream i was ill out of my face but i'm here now i'm here i'm here i am cheery i am no uh oh look at this we got our pond first thing like guys let's go and check oh my god i've been griefed i've been griefed who has grieved me guys why have they turned the happy therapy thing into important read why have they turned the therapy thing into a meow meow office i don't sell [ __ ] all right listen i know turbo has detailed his plans to start a brothel but i won't be joining him in this crypto brothel all right i how dare you how damn no do you not meow me i want me chat do not meow my helmet if you burn it burn it you're right you're right you're right anything i don't like i burn oh wait hey we need to see please tell me someone has invested in the boxing it's therapy time wait wait wait wait am i about to guys so if anyone didn't see last time i built this [ __ ] therapist thing i'm going to therapist people for these small pro i can't wait okay wait how do i go oh yeah yeah come on come on come on who's putting [ __ ] in here man who's been [ __ ] in here i i literally hadn't even checked this before the stream holy [ __ ] okay charity and we got the full fee we got the [ __ ] did anyone just not oh okay okay okay here we go here we go here we go here we go here okay i need my okay okay guys guys guys guys guys this is dare i play it wait why doesn't the prime theme play anymore wait i play my prime theme and it just doesn't work why okay i'm pulling up tokyo machine rocket on another tab this is i'm a fraud without that i'm just a fraud i'm just a kid i'm just a i'm just a creep here we are here we go oh let's read about people's problems and share it with the internet i love being a therapist i love being a therapist it's got it for free it's got it for free first one first one first one uh uh if i were to accidentally kill someone oh god oh no no no no no no oh no no okay guys guys guys we need to reply to these in a mature fashion let's let's therapize these [ __ ] let's absolutely maybe we do one at a time actually let's not overwhelm ourselves this is quite a tasking job being a therapist i you know it's gonna it's gonna take a little bit out of me we've got our [ __ ] diamonds but 20 diamonds for free who do we want to therapist okay that one wasn't signed okay michael mctrue yes he has like a temperature in his name that's so dumb right you ready everyone therapist is not a word shut up you hate her right what's he said everyone i like money tommy how do i make a ton of [ __ ] money do i have to do law for money or are there other ways of getting it not minecraft money real money thanks uh dear michael it's me your therapist invest in the prostitution industry turbo has lots of investments in it and he is the richest man i know turbo loves hooters let's keep going michael if you want to make more why are you question marking me why guys don't don't you dare i am not that i am not the self-proclaimed therapist you are not the self-proclaimed therapist here i am sub goal oh yeah [ __ ] thanks boys get up to 24k don't don't you dare question if you question mark me you're a hater and and and time will tell your wrongdoings michael if you want to make more money you need to go to church that's right i'm talking about church prime baby you can make songs there ask for primes and even make love to god do you see how i see michael i appreciate you paying the great therapeutic fee however time is running shots why now guys why is my entire chat a question mark right now so what now now now guys guys do you or do you not think i'm the best one in the chat if you think i'm the best therapist in the world i don't forget guys you guys have obviously been smoking i i i don't smoke because smoking kills i'm very anti-drug i'm anti-drug good work chad lots of ones there time is running short i've got other clients if you want to make money king be kind be genuine don't forget about those who got you this far ring your mother tell her thank you for birthing me i appreciated it quite a lot that's all i've got time for today only four pages max but i'm happy to help out more just find another book and dump it pump and dump your feelings this is not this is not a pump and dump scheme uh michael one response crimson done it's one pound says you're the best therapist in the world of all time no question about it thank you so much there we are oh wait i should probably no i keep this i keep this i like i like holding on to people's feelings let's go and see what's [ __ ] going on where now what is awesome dude doing hello oh i love this [ __ ] song uh indeed thank you for the tier one sub god look at it around here need let's just get a bit of scran on us boys it why is there such a famine why is there such a famine is that tommy yes yes i'm here [Music] oh that's is that screaming down the mic isn't content excuse me sir i beg to differ who wins now and who gets the prime [Laughter] yeah yeah yeah yeah why is that what what chat don't be shocked on a youtube compilation in the hour well well this this [ __ ] hater sidemen enjoyer viewer goes goes oh well actually you're not doing content i'll think you find her shroud oh hey twitch subs let's get a shroud let's get a shroud emote go on go on boys so now i'll i'll get it in tomorrow look at him man oh get your ass out my face shroud you're looking good there king what do you think bud you like hard walls do you perfect a crack he truly is well listen we've got a little bit of scram i need to get a bit more food on it do i have any why okay let's let's cook some of this let's just get i could do with a cooker what are they called that's just not what wait what's it called cooker cooker what's it called guys smoker oh oh that's yeah i'm just going to crack one of these right and i don't i'll just turn this into it [ __ ] it man i i don't play by the rules yeah yeah yeah now watch this shroud do you think it'll be weird if one point shroud tunes into the stream and the whole chat is you did you per no i rolled my r's right spanish people have to do this when they is in their language oh i learned it in spanish class berkeley look at the 25 gifted sorry i haven't missed any other gifts as well boys let's get this in here let's how's big comes doing oh it's big come big coming up oh when i land in my [ __ ] pool that's sam dude let's go [ __ ] find some sam [Music] let's go find this [ __ ] where is he sam sam bc2 hello king can you hear me hello king how are you where where are you i am doing really great now i'm at the bank the where's the bank uh by the spider spawner i'll i'll just fly over i guess bank actually rhymes with the wank it does true that's what i was going for when i made the bank i figured it would attract you why well i'm making what a landing wow i am impressed yeah do you do a lot of smoking uh yeah sometimes here take this i made these for us it kills you now you're actually dying because life is short you're dying gotta live it up i i always you die if you smoke i it's on my tongue i don't do that much smoking i thought you were talking about drugs the speed drug sam have you ever given drugs to uh you know like it like a kid like sold drugs to a kid nah i'd never do that oh i'm so fast now i'm off this oh yeah all right what's up sam dude holy what is this building coming this is the bank soon sam i have taken something of yours come get it batman is watching too what does that entail i don't know what's up with that somebody stole something of mine apparently it's your mind sounds awesome i like this establishment a road caster this is a good a good you're gonna invest your money in the bank store your money in the bank yeah yeah yeah yeah of course i will how do i like here yeah i'll put all my money in the bank what's the interest rate um well interest rates are they're still up in the air because we don't know how many investors we're going to have they're going to be amazing at least 100 at least minimum okay let me invest well it's not ready yet tommy i i don't have anywhere shakira to store your your monies yet okay i'll just that's fine what is the hard work how do you say that word shakir secure secure secure it's neo you're saying shook you know [Music] burps let me let me hook this guy oh oh you hooked me nice nice i went in yeah yeah bye bye [ __ ] another one bites the dust enchanted sword yeah sam i have some things i want to do today like getting better gear uh my arm is actually about to break but do you have anything that that needs doing i i know you briefly mentioned i know you briefly mentioned to me oh yeah actually um because i'm all ears man i'm here now that we're working on the bank um we're trying to prep the egg from for movement if you want to help me do that what yeah you know the the egg that was down below us here yeah we're going to lock that away in the bank so we really need to we need to prep that for movement okay what does that entail well a lot of this i need to see what parts of the egg are easy to move okay i like big red bumps you still have your do you still have your safety gear that sam nook gave you i think it's back at home will you come back with me you know here you go here you go i have an extra sam you know you [ __ ] ledge man oh holy [ __ ] i am potent wait is a hard hat i'm hard nice let's do this well what let's go i got over here take take this take your igniter okay what now uh i did i heard something some oh some [ __ ] happened with this egg but i don't really i never really heard about it sam i just well let me let me fill you i always thought this egg was a bit dumb yeah right yeah it is a bit dumb how it how it did all those things to everyone that that was really dumb of it yeah it was just this egg reminds me of a of an all too powerful girl boss yeah we can't be having that we yeah we can't let the girl bosses get too powerful otherwise they might just gatekeep my feelings and that would not be and that would not be good that would not be poggers as the twitch chat like the twitch i would say this where is the egg it's over here what the [ __ ] is this yeah so they had like a i was not invited they invited us out of this feast i would have showed up like a 180 switcheroo and like they tried to kill us all basically it was not very pogerous to say what the [ __ ] and they didn't invite me to kill me well yeah they did well now i have phone what the [ __ ] well this is so we need to see you come on to this egg are vulnerable oh okay probably the answer whatever you do do not directly touch the egg with your hand okay dude i'm fine okay you know i don't take damage like i don't get you just you're just blowing it yeah i think we're just going to try and blow it up first and see what it does because i can transport it in pieces if i need to let's see okay we should probably okay a step back i love blowing up yeah i'll load it up i've started saying king all the time because i've realized i like it it really it really is it doesn't boost your self-esteem a lot because that's my goal because because admittedly sam you are a king and you and you know this more than anyone else where's connor eats pants i thought he was going to log on oh connor oh wait i think i think that's a good start well we're just blowing it up we should probably don't worry you're gonna you're gonna light it off yeah i'll be the lighter we're gonna stand this close this seems a little close fine look at me sam sam look at me what name two words that rhyme with twig stan uh describe me strong man how does twig rhyme with strong do you even do rhymes bro don't do rhymes here we got a rhymer what am i this is okay right this wasn't upset they're all done with the whole egg thing right no like this this is what we're doing with it we're moving it we're moving it to the thing but we need to make sure that it's it's been too long since i've done something just irresponsible i uh oh my god that's gonna go everywhere that's gonna go everywhere that's gonna go everywhere what the [ __ ] interesting hmm yeah so it looks like the egg is resistant what does i have never seen that in my life what the itch wow it just grew it just came it burned no no no no no let me try that again what let me nip the egg hmm i wonder how else we could move it if we can't blow it up how am i supposed to excavate it is that fine hmm man can this guy go away [Music] no no no no no no no no no i i am not listening to the wii shop see i i i it is freaky isn't it this is not the x crown is not falling hey wait now let me go stand in there what [Music] this is eerie this is [ __ ] eerie i had no idea what i i've never seen this in my life this is not good this is it's it's much worse than i thought it was going to be okay how do we well we need to see what portions of the egg are vulnerable do you have food by the way do you need some food sam i've been so low i want to solve my own food crisis though i don't want to be oh never mind sold it well okay nice um we need to find out let's see if portions of the egg over here are vulnerable that might be oh wait okay this is some cult [ __ ] you knew of obviously partook in scientology sam this is not i have not you've obviously donated to tom cruise's kickstarter this is not let's see this is some cool [ __ ] man burn the hole um this is not good tommy this is this is exactly what i was afraid of has anyone ever seen this before is that i did not panic about panic but sam this is okay listen tommy listen to me kate this is worst case scenario here sam sam yeah yeah this sam this is the brilliant i have okay look at me little scary allen made yeah yeah i mean it it's i thought it was going to be a little freaky that's why we're on the safety gear though we're safe with the safety gear yeah yeah we could get a big window and pay people to watch us blow it because you know i don't feel a thing right this is all like it doesn't affect you it doesn't affect me sam what well that's good wait no not pay people just we could make them watch but cam is there anywhere we can make a window why this is very upsetting this is i'll be honest i'm coping that that was really that was really strange can i like blow this up here what happens i mean try it i mean we i need to find an area that's vulnerable so i can attempt to excavate can we destroy that block not ideal let's try and destroy this area here because this isn't the egg right so this should this should be this is so this is so offensive [Music] yeah there we go [Music] no no no no no no no no no no this is not what i signed up for this is a good sign sam i do not want to be one of the ghostbusters i am afraid of girls oh sam sam you know what i'm not afraid i i'm not afraid you're a big man tommy big man tommy in it you know what you know i mean you know i've conquered conquering things it's not that big of a deal you know you know i've conquered things you know i i was you know i i was like bo burnham i was outside again but i uh yeah you touched the ground yeah yeah i i was a little extra and i was fine afterwards was fine afterwards it was fine and so this is fine and i'm cool yeah we just need to find an area that's weak tommy so that i can try and excavate the yeah [Music] it does regrow alarmingly fast doesn't it it does this but this is all is this contained in here yeah we haven't seen it spreading anymore so that's good it seems to have kind of contained itself to this room but the hard part's gonna be getting the egg out of this room i think i wonder what this lever does over here what do you think can i destroy it yeah how come it works with sam village yeah physics yeah you touched it with your hand yeah throw that out this thing's dangerous we don't want to contaminate the server tommy yeah but i'm me sam i don't even i know i i mean i don't want it spreading to other parts of the server i'm trying to keep it contained okay uh should we well you can you can break the blocks in here tommy like with your hand yeah i mean it's just never been a the egg itself okay okay oh hold on let's let me weaken it a bit when it when it heals tommy that's your chance you got to get in there and break it right after it heals okay go go go go go go go go break it break it down i need i could do with a faster pickaxe sam okay okay okay just break it when it heals what the okay no no no no no holy [ __ ] oh my god it stopped me it stung me it's like a bumblebee no no no no we go now we go now you are a you are a naughty foot give me a gun give me a gun only guns can solve this problem only give me a i'm tribulation give me a gun give me a gun give me an ak okay no no sam sam look at me in the eyes we go now we this is some cool [ __ ] this is some cult [ __ ] no that that is that i gotta be able to move it eventually not worth it sam sam stuck in here no sam let's come back to this in like an hour let's just let's just the the thing the the thing the thing we could take some space sam some space to just think and not and and not let's just have a bit of time to think james you seem like well it was vine and then it [ __ ] stung me it's stunning it [ __ ] i'd lost a load of hearts man yeah yeah like a bee well when bees sting things they die maybe it needs to do that again i'm not gonna promote getting foot stung by that [ __ ] thing don't you i i am no mule i am like the big horse that overlooks and births the mules i give birth to mules okay sorry i'm panicking that's okay yeah no we're good what's uh let's look down here i oh sorry i tapped out yeah see that's the egg down there okay let's go back to this can we go back to later i don't sam this is out of my depths what is this what the [ __ ] is this what is this this is this is an edge this is a secret hideout for sure you know when i bought burned uh gogs's house down i was i was feeling that energy moments prior uh no i do not i would do not i you're not you're not feeling like burning down something right now wait okay it's back okay i feel it again smack okay okay that's good what are we gonna what are we gonna burn down no i don't wanna i'm going to the hotel by the way i heard that hotel sam sam this jack manifold [ __ ] with his with his poorly grown-out hair and his obnoxious face and he does he vlogs as well he's a vlog no no no he is the worst type well i think the vlogging aspect of his of his career uh is good i but not how he does them they're like oh i said they suck it's one of those like one of those his early vlogs with all of me and were incredible yeah it's a lot he's worse than david dobrik oh in david dobrik's new video david dobrik's an evil man i watched his new video and he he just blows things up sam and i kind of we just [Music] am i worse than david don't break are we are we am i worse than david david no not like this am i am i tom dobrik oh no no no no i am not no no no no no no i sam i was thinking i think we should this is his little thing and he does nothing with it i worked hard on this hotel and i feel like very little business but it's not mine look he's got cobwebs i think we make it out of business i think we [ __ ] get they left a flower for sam why would he care about that it's a robot jesus not jack's hotel i'll see you in court jack captain puffy captain puffy's your lawyer she is i have a lawyer that's not big q or big law i don't know let's get okay what's the opposite of red green let's get some big green tape no greeting plus it's open let's get some big purple tape in front of this that just says no no very short all right wait where is it i could let me let me message the tubs tubs i need big law more than ever log on please thank you the yellow game that the jack manifold did a hostile takeover on your hotel yeah i am saying that i'm i i i need the tubs right now i that is you should have had a lawyer a while ago let me try and i i need a lawyer more than ever [Music] summon him i'm giving him a ring let's not leak his number [Music] hello are you home ted i'm streaming right now they can't hear you though can you vc i i need a lawyer what do you mean why five ups there when you didn't invite me no i know i'm far away you could have invited me to hang with you and five up um why didn't you oh no yeah i know you didn't but why didn't you what do you mean it didn't come to mind i should come to mind i'm me i'm don't tell rambo i'm upset i'm not upset i'm [ __ ] i'm fine i'm fine so you how'd the how'd the talk with the lawyer go sounded like it went pretty well sam samuel yeah yeah i'm naming it what's happening i i need some purple tape how do we craft purple dye we need lapis lazuli and red dye oh speaking of red dye though guess what what there's a whole stack of it in here that was going to be used to make more dye for the for the hotel [Music] let's go get some lapis we just need some something fire but first turbo is the other game i think it's fine i'm live i'm live dubbo is hanging out with with with with with with with with with five up from among us oh is he obviously that's sad my friends did the same today but it's worse could happen to me with toppo it's not it's not as bad for you i just don't understand they just don't understand me they just okay oh the piss oh blue dye just what i needed blue and red don't make purple how do we make concrete oh we're gonna need some gravel and some sand for that i don't want gravel and sand i want it now okay well it shouldn't be too hard to find some gravity okay i want let's make a big purple is the color of oh wow that's no no no don't i'm pinging the discord i want to hang out with everyone tonight come and hang out with me i am live it would be nice please i need you more than ever kings i just pinged the discord i acted everyone what will you do everyone oh no okay where where you going will come i oh yeah yeah i'm gonna go around vic's house we're gonna go to his five million pound chad pad oh of course turbo's the only on the replies in the dream of snp disco chat let's this is not a pr it's fine i've got goggy i'm better friends with goggy than tubo is nice and look sam where is where do we get sand oh so it's back over oh god it's so much traveling is it not sand near oh we could find some sand why don't we go towards the ocean i bet there's sand over there okay i'm gonna fly downstream no don't say you're loving this chat my peril is not lovable it is it is irr has done an irredeemable action and a sin if you will if if if he has broke one of the laws of the of the hit bestseller the bible what are the laws of the bible this kind of looks like a [ __ ] oh jesus oh man hey watch this oh you know we can get some sand from tom actually tell me i think i have sand and gravel by the by the prison well i've moved now king no biggie no biggie is it it feels like a biggie what is it what is an angsty teen and am i one because rambu and tubo when i used to hang out with them kept saying the words angsty and i and i still i i all i know is whenever i play this one undertale song all the rambu viewers start pissing and [ __ ] what what is angsty sam what does this mean i you're barking up the wrong tree i got no idea what yeah but i don't i don't know what that means what does that mean yeah what does it mean though yeah i had some gravel we can use we need sand though yeah i'm on sand duty king what does angsty mean don't i i don't know what inks means oh [Music] just someone tell me you're probably yeah you're withholding information from me this is the opposite of being getting i'm currently being uneducated right now i'm actively learning less i'm uneducating myself sam that's that sounds fun that sounds no comment no comment where are you i've got i've got sand i think i'm coming towards where you're at yeah yeah i'm here i'm here how much sand did you get it means sad uh 50 5-0 okay here take all this gravel i had and now you can make concrete powder how how no we need a crafting bench for that yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm bench okay nice nice concrete just look up concrete and i think you can find it purple concert nice now what guys now we need to turn it into actual concrete it's just powerful yeah we can do it here okay yeah you need to place water by at all sam i think i'm angsty i think i'm an angsty ticktock team looking for a community to help me out [Music] well that sounds like a a very serious personal dilemma and you should probably figure that out but i am my own therapist samuel i know best i've heard that when you're a therapist therapising yourself is very easy okay is there a problem what is my problem too good i'll get better get worse oh it doesn't work sam i i i don't see why you're saying it didn't work i don't even think you followed the train of logic all the way there's a train involved i feel like this is probably something let's go needed to get worse you know let's make the opposite of red tape the purple oh my god purple tape the what i didn't say purple did i i didn't know no i don't doubt me i didn't say perfect i'm gonna go chop down some trees yeah i'm like the lorax the lorax chops down trees yeah i'm like the [ __ ] i'm like the orange [ __ ] from that animated animated rom-com this is who i needed right now big q big q i'm in peril i'm angsty ah i oh my god angry means something entirely different oh i'm [ __ ] one two three if you need if you if you need a lover a lawyer oh close i need a lawyer i need a lawyer i need i need a lawyer till the end of the night and he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be scared and he's gotta be ready to fight i need a lawyer let's walk over here i only walk now because uh because because my myself seems doesn't get too powerful when you sprint [Music] oh wow you were very willing to pay yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm bear rich mans g [Music] you're rich okay yeah yeah of course i'm i my net worth is over eight uh it's over eight nunya he's near nanya where's that i haven't been to nanya that's kenya sorry kenya can your business [Music] wait tommy i have a question why are you closing the hotel why not just make jack manifold leave this is why you need a lawyer why did you say lawyer like that lawyer lawyer you went you went lawyer that's just [ __ ] that's just like i'm all right i'm gonna do the clothing ceremony right here a liar no well we it's fine it's dusty it's run down i got hit by a truck call ed truck you haven't seen those commercials you probably haven't actually trusted i don't know i don't know there's like a commercial that goes around every once in a while actually i think the guy died actually sad story actually but he was like a lawyer and he was like a truck lawyer yes let's just close it [Music] this is [ __ ] i said well i'm not ready to take on jack manifold in a legal battle am i well that's why you have a lawyer right then you don't have to do it let's go meet him otherwise we're going to have to shut down the hotel it's just like i could kill the guy but [Music] what's wrong with killing somebody let's head over there hey wait no no no no no don't you forget i remember when you locked me all in there and were a [ __ ] weirdo samuel i i you are a [ __ ] you're a psycho [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] we can talk to your lawyer about that well that's not that's i don't want my lawyer's opinion on your side about what happened yeah therapist me i'm awesome i stay winning uh uh uh i don't know i yeah [ __ ] so you therapized yourself yeah and i won hmm i can mine reed oh that's good i can you know mind reading my reading is probably the most overpowered power and i can and you can so you're the most powerful i know what you're thinking about right now what am i thinking what was that right though what did you say you know what i said actually was that right i don't know i don't know if i know what you said was that right though [Music] no i think i got layers i'm sorry i'm i'm not meaning to be offensive i'm a lawyer man i am i am blinded by my diamonds give me those jeans please follow me it's my lawyer i'm dressed professional do you like my diamond please put those on no that this isn't this is my working clothes you can't you cannot take away my working you can't take away this man's rights sam well i mean i'm not trying to control what i'm taking away this old man's right you're telling me you want to scare that you remind me manipulative men you remind me of of an art of an old friend you have that slight echo to your voice why do you have tears i heard you needed a lawyer i do wow you are just you of course you've got some cardio what's the problem well look at me look at me mister what can i need i need a big name for you uh lawyer no mr do you have a it's got to be something i mean you you just you just you just you just do not what makes me unique i honest honestly lawyer i i am stumped you you are you have you think this guy's going to win shut up come with me king come with me you say you don't don't hit it don't hit him don't hit my new i'm your new client i i'll call you i'll just call you king king you you have such a whopping uh you know crotch area it is just stop staring at me i'm sorry i'm not i don't mean to objectify it's just you don't hide it i'm not these are not my digging balls that's your dick and balls you've got your dick and balls out and i'll be honest this is not your time it can't be a tie have you ever seen chicken ball split man look at me look at me when i walk oh my god oh look at this guy he's got a condition he has like oh god no no no no no no no it's fine it's not okay that must be painful every time you um what's your name kind sir crybaby wow you are baby i'm going to call you baby hey baby now you got you got the cry thing okay fine my gazers [Music] i'm a lawyer and i'm alive i'm not dead man i'm not coming from the other world i'm a lawyer and i'm looking for a job all right i've i've got a job i've taken off my hoodie that said no smoking because i'm all for smoking in your presence you are i'm under the influence of big [ __ ] [Music] you know what kid i'm gonna call you big [ __ ] the new kid on the block it's me big cockman all right all right mr big cockman he's gonna offer you a free consultation i need what is a consultation a consultation is where you ask me for advice and i give it to you for free oh my god are you okay do you do you need some calpol big [ __ ] hold on i need you to see my time in all right oh jesus now we can start the consultation it's just i mean that's just his knees that's touching his knees right for sure it's glitz man it's splitting oh my god i let me let me shut you back off let me please let me please let me let me place it okay now it's fine the problem is big [ __ ] is is that right i made this establishment uh and then then i died and the rights of this weren't sort of in my will or under it so now i've lost it to the hands of jack manifold [Music] keep it together my friend don't don't split on me sorry that was dave stay strapped keep it together i'm sorry man i'm sorry and i just didn't stop looking at it sam sam please use your twitter all for this kind of behavior not your main not your mate yeah thank you thank you not your main sample he looks like he means business now tommy i feel like we should courtney on maine he's 20 on mains he's courtney on main all right this is what we do man all right you died this establishment belongs to the first and it's jack manafort it's not me though i don't have it man i'm i want it back where's the papers man do you have the beast i know why we didn't make anybody it wasn't fully done i just i just went into the prison for one last year i'm not a [ __ ] idiot big [ __ ] i'm just a guy i'm just a guy who is not as potent as you i'm not an idiot i'm not an idiot a paper say the papers say that this is no longer your place man well what do i do about it can i actually i'm gonna call shut the [ __ ] up perhaps you can uh you can hire maybe my services or something how much are your services please he's alone alone of what listen you don't ask me why no questions man i don't question you i don't question you big [ __ ] i look up to you wait sorry what you gotta you gotta you gotta pay me with the book that brings me back to life i you need me to visit prison for you big [ __ ] i just want the book man i just wanna be back to life no i don't know man but listen to me big [ __ ] big [ __ ] stop messing around you don't you don't want to come back i've done that i've been there done that king stay [ __ ] doing it stay as you are stay as you are good man you but you you you're happy and you're safe and you're fine don't hold me big [ __ ] there's got oh jesus because you just need an ibuprofen you don't need to come back to life stay dead [ __ ] up wait what do you mean you're dead oh hello how much you guy how are you back at least this guy's [ __ ] [Music] it's not a cop it's not a coke son we we've established it's a tie you perv listen listen i have changed my price all right what is it i've changed but now that now that i've got competition i don't have the upper hand you will no i change my price okay i i will take i will take a new tie you will people who were young watching the stream that's that was pervy right [ __ ] time it's a tie it's a tie jesus objectification wait take a step i want to see the inside of it when it splits do it again i'm gonna go make you a banner big [ __ ] all right man no man listen listen are you gonna hire my services or not yeah yeah well i've gotta get you a banner first all right i've gotta get you in you do that man i'll talk to [ __ ] jesus man okay jesus i'll leave you i'll leave you baby anybody taking these jesus dude why did you come here i heard there was a big [ __ ] in town [Laughter] it's right you've got it right here man i just had to show up jesus why did you say that to me jesus oh jesus came for this jesus wick i'm i'm slightly different all right man listen listen so dummy in it wants to keep this place man we're gonna get it back for him we should take it i have an idea man oh you give it oh okay yeah this is jack manifold but if we say that jack manifold is a bad person no one's gonna want him to have the hotel what if we just killed jack does that give it to tommy hold on i have an idea man oh i need to listen tommy tommy is like he's a little [ __ ] man he's crying and [ __ ] oh don't go for him well i work on the slander got yourselves a baby back oh jesus sam sam let's speak in vc3 for a moment tommy that guy no he doesn't sam two questions for you one how do i make a banner we need one two two two two yeah we've got it we've gotta stop this early on we've got to stop this early on i this cannot be this this man who has showed up who has a passing resemblance to a man i i i remember i can't remember i don't that whole time was very fuzzy for me it's just anyhow i this this obviously isn't okay sam this is it is is is is is we need some wool we can get in the spider spawner okay i can craft the string let's just not let's either of those [ __ ] lawyers you know law students are meant to be some of the worst people in the world lawyer like let's be careful sam where where i take my business after all i mean tommy you saw what i did i took off the safety gear and put on the business gear if you know what i mean i'm not talking about i don't know what you mean i'm talking about i'm talking about let's do battle business oh but i don't i mean i don't think we need to kill them oh i'm i'm not taking any chances thomas i'm not going to kill him okay well let's just start talking about reviving tommy you know what that means that means dream i know i i'm quite frankly overwhelmed i love my youtube viewers now where is wool that's why i'm saying oh yeah we need to craft the string oh wait oh we do it through oh oh oh of course you're good to get some strings oh wait oh yeah i forget that you silly me now wait how do we dye them okay now if i make now you just combine the diamond white banner and how is it you do the dye patterns like i think you have to dye it first why i think oh i don't know how to do the pat you need a you need one of these things you need a loom oh i need a loom i need a lubricant the thing i'm standing on i've got one here we go here we go loom you need some patterns oh my god i'm gonna make him the british flag i don't know how to make oh oh oh you're doing it yeah now and he's a gradient oh that looks awesome that's like that that almost matches what he had going on anyways i think that's perfect yeah he'll love this he'll love this i'll make it i'm making a new one but let's get let's get okay what does he want big circle in it big balls single ball yeah yeah yeah yeah okay there we go let's get this to him this seems like a dangerous business transaction that's just okay here's what we're gonna do sam be prepared to walk this is fine working with these people well let's just let's just take it you know i i am i am bewildered quite frankly let's just take it slow don't don't do anything we we just might regret let's not sam and i you need to hear this don't act up i i don't act you were you were acting up a little bit in that i dare i say you were caught in 8k i think the people saw it don't act samuel samuel don't act up let's just let's just deliver the man his new tie and and then and then let's start it's not a tie right sam sam i think he's just trying to show himself guys i i'm i'm on the prime right now i'm on the prime path can we get some primes if you please we should go to church please don't tell me to kill cockety i am i am overwhelmed in emotions i need i need i need i need a i'm i'm getting stuffed i'm getting i need to turn on my aircon i need to turn on the aircon oh jesus what's an air con that it makes you it makes your room nice [ __ ] oh it's like a fan like a fan like let's go let's go oh what's he building here okay i'm just going i'm gonna i'm gonna get up let's find out hello man i'm going to slander this son of a [ __ ] oh this is good this is good hey man i got you my a new tie it's bigger than before [Music] is that possible i'm getting shot up why is there an anus in my tie no that's not an anus that's a ball what the [ __ ] man a good ball you got playing around man [Music] you think i'm [ __ ] playing around you're risking my life i don't think to offer you a [ __ ] service i'm so well [Music] oh that's his weakness [Music] yes [Music] so yeah my business partner is pretty good at what he does here [Music] wait let me just get let me tweet this to him it's men and me man who's mad at me men and me no but who is men of me he's he's rapper man oh bad rapper man he makes the song [ __ ] on stands man oh man and he made he made the song words words words and the and the special inside oh you you ain't trapped in a room now man in there yeah that's true you ain't right yeah look who stabbed again [ __ ] yeah yeah there's there's gonna be a funny feeling when i plunge this knife into your neck that's all i'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah you're really gonna like that goodbye so ah yeah man we gotta start slander campaign against this jack manifold is this is this really the best thing to do lawyer yes man because people will come here they will see the [ __ ] and they will say [ __ ] [ __ ] jack and jack manifold that that's gonna be my hand and we are gonna be the throat that strangles him today [Applause] what are the legal implications of this i mean besides hell you're kind of good you're all clear strangle who you want no man yeah yeah we ain't going to hell do you know do you know i'll look satan in the eyes and go i'll do and then turn me around let's get right now why is that let's get rid of this [ __ ] after all we're reclaiming this bad boy not only are we smearing it give it a week and we'll reopen it all right you know who else is weak jack manifold oh yeah jack manner [ __ ] i [Music] his home does he have a home should we slander jack manifold man let's let's let's blow up his family in real life man jesus what are the legal implications um most most most people say that's a that's a no-no but today it's august 23rd so i say it's a yes yes yeah that's true man it's august 23rd 23rd that's just turning into wine is that the day wait be cute do you know when the day of the purges [Music] i'm so sorry you just remind me of an old friend uh big [ __ ] yes do you know what day the purge is august 23rd how is it it's actually 23rd it's actually august 23rd i've never seen it yeah the purge day no it's march 21st this is not why are you dead why why is that lawyer dead that's a big no-no killing killing jesus okay that's a big no-no i got a brand new plan man check this out be back check this out get rid of uh i'm gonna get rid of this look at this he's a he's a potato man oh no man i have a new plan okay okay we're going to embarrass him man we're going to embarrass him let's let yeah yeah yeah let's sack his phone and leak his camera stop this is awesome [Music] here [Music] i'll go i imagine i imagine he's uh stan why are you so mad try to understand that i do want you as a fan oh dude that wasn't me that was that was memento [Laughter] how check this out man he's gonna round so how why do you have so many items how do you have so many item frames on you all of the time man i get him in heaven man what [Music] are you i have an idea of how to stop jack you ain't my lawyer [ __ ] who is you is this this guy's my legal representative you're just some [ __ ] and the water is speaking no way i'm here oh why didn't he do that in the bestseller are you referring to the bestseller of the bible yeah yeah i am if only jesus knew my strategy all right yep listen man yep you claim that you don't have money to pay me man i i mean i never claimed i had money to do this [ __ ] man explain explain well well well well listen this isn't real this isn't real is it i mean this isn't real no no no no no i if i fall out of this plane i would just die i would have died i would have just died i saved tommy with the angels that day come with me i wanna there's there's something i need to do this little just well well while we talk and and no no no no everyone's saying exposed no no no like you didn't come with me as well yeah it's just um this little path i wanted to it's getting all pale and [ __ ] over there i just wanted to repair it and i just thought maybe we could we could do that oh i got a good decoration man no but it has to be i mean it's got a good decoration man i mean yeah but we don't need that good decoration we need the theme [ __ ] you aren't gonna don't don't how how dare you [Music] can you are you griefing again if i if i come outside and you're griefing me you what what you're griefing me again you are griefing me don't grief me i'll i'll slay you check this out check this out man i'd like to know all my clients man top to bottom man i'd like to know where they from what do you do why didn't you ever tell me you met up with george not found man what did you ever tell him this is the most violent image i've ever seen it hits then when it hits five o'clock like dolly parton i will lie down okay okay [Music] what's up king i'm gonna turn up the reverb man i feel like it ruins my message what's your what is your message your message is violently unclear my clients man what do you want to do with this hotel man this hotel you know what i just i kind of want it back and then i want to move on it signifies a really traumatic part of my life that i'm trying to move don't get hurt don't care this is real estate man you can get a lot of money i uh i've never considered this title tommy in it the landlord oh that just sounds good i just arrived and you know i'd be a good landlord too with no empathy i'd be i'd be an anti-vaxx landlord god man yeah man man why are you stitching it's not about slandering you man you'll be the landlord you want oh you got the you gotta get the real estate i gotta get the real estate you're right do you want the real estate man i i'm the realest state in all of them and we're gonna dig i'm like i'm like i'm like our kansas what the state in america what about our cancers man i'm real like arkansas our kansas is not real kansas it's not real i'm real like all kansas stop telling me it's not i'm real like our kansas listen real estate in the dream smp has gone so up man has it well well i want it but i don't oh that was awesome i just don't want you to i just don't i just don't want you to girl boss me oh i die oh no never mind you know what men what is fair really i live my life in santa's life i'm no long you're no longer my client i'm your client i work for you boss no one has ever no one has ever defied my authority therefore men i've always thought that i have so much power man but you don't you just you're just a guy telling me that you don't want me to girl boss you i don't want you to go i don't want the people i worked for you men i am the girl boss we will do gatekeeping you are the girl but here's what we're going to do we're going to join the vcc okay we're going to turn this path into into slabs take some of this then we're going to join vc2 i'm not going to [ __ ] kill something we're going to get do you want me to do something man here's what i'm going to do yeah yeah we're going to go we're just going to say something yeah listen we're going to join the vc and we're going to keep them and then we're going to gaslight them we're going to talk all about the joke that was really funny and then we're going to repeatedly repeatedly ask if they remembered last night and how much fun it was okay but we're going to tell them that they were violently intoxicated that's why they can't remember it [Music] we were just telling each other good job having fun that was so funny that was so funny that whole whole thing that you did hey don't don't don't join in that whole thing that you did was so funny oh my god we're like dolly parton in a hit song nine to five oh look at us i hate dolly parton man why do you hate dolly parton have you never been to dollywood and it's like hollywood but dolly parton themed stop placing the world of hollywood for dolly parton dolly parton made her own hollywood called dollywood that was funny man just like the joke you said last night that wasn't that's not a joke dollywood is real okay oh well i mean you know what i would like to be pardoned men yeah yeah i love being part of our inside jokes you like being put oh i forgot oh yeah we just we clicked so well man let's let's go to dollywood soon you want to go to dollywood with me you're so funny man that was so funny oh what's the joke oh oh i don't i don't know i like i like to laugh el no sabi hell no elmo hell no hell no no sabi oh no sabe this is i mean you know when when me and you big [ __ ] went to dollywood i don't think you should give god a big [ __ ] when we went on our express trip to dollywood in 2018 mm-hmm that sounds like a bad time to have been going on trips oh don't you you don't does anyone have gold cane oh i remember when you did cocaine last night or some dude you probably don't remember i don't remember oh you don't remember dude you were you were you were a real piece of [ __ ] was i you were real do you not even remember last night no we went out and you were a real piece of [ __ ] a real piece of [ __ ] jesus never does drugs well i mean you turned water into wine and wine's alcohol king true i like the party here and there jesus jesus actively makes drugs i'm just saying not a drug it's just a happy sustenance [Music] jesus can you put on pants i just can't stop looking at it i'm sad sorry tommy i remember you said i did i did coke in the back i'm gonna look into the distance what is that you did a line of coke in the back what is that tommy that joke you made last night was really what the [ __ ] what is that oh yeah ignore that ignore that and that is you guys that's not real i'm looking at it you know i [ __ ] with satan me and my manzo why are you saying that in front of jesus hey jesus yeah i mean lucifer's just such a good man jesus i often forget because of how because you know i i often wonder are you jesus or just a man that grew a beard and put on a suit i i often question my beliefs stop with the jesus letter man just guys guys well tommy's gonna have a secret i i regret making that guy i it was an honest mistake it was just one wild night and then finally jesus you're you just you stink you know that right you're like like like as a man i'm 80 sure you're a homeless man that's wandering us around i don't want to lose sight of this guys at all i want to slander that guy okay well we're losing track man listen the best way to slander him is to end his offspring we need to kick him in the balls no i i thought that would be like here like yeah i like that idea we take turns slandering all four of us we each kick one ball but he only has two right he has two jacks we're getting they're getting double dueling built different let's take yes i'll be honest i created quite the man why did you do that to him i just sometimes you just you go crazy you know you're like oh let's you subjected him to so much ridicule in the locker rooms i imagine he was the man because let's let's chat what did jesus give him for scrolling no do not say next vlog chat no no no no no no no no listen jesus here's what i'm going to do here's what i'm going to do i'm going to finish this bridge and then i'm going to return later you know i love you like a brother big [ __ ] but this man i gotta go man because look at me in the eyes no i i'll speak to you soon guys guys i am not sure if big [ __ ] is just a a hallucinary dream or what but i am going to figure it out boys i'm going to end in a moment because cause i'm gonna go on will street i don't know if he's going live is he online on the squad uh maybe he said he might be coming on to mcc practice but i'm gonna go practice with all the boys boys boys before i go before i go i'm gonna turn on my little sub count can we get some primes i'm gonna blast it and i'm gonna [ __ ] trot can we get some subs boys i'm going me back tomorrow props [Music] boys thank you all so much for watching [Music] okay look at them go look at them go come on it's free subscribe and prime i see it i see it boys boys you know what no before the drum if you can if you can hit we'll do it together just the big subscribe button and then prime while i'm on the path you know it's it's completely free it helps out the stream a lot getting that getting the friggin sub number up i do really appreciate it if you can right now if you have the little prime thing dude i've just linked my dad's account and given trout like so many primes over the years and all that shroud please if you can subscribe do you see the big prime button you ready i'm gonna i'm gonna unmute it and then [ __ ] i'm gonna try and do on the beat look at them look at them [Music] holy [ __ ] all right but 14 months thank you man holy [ __ ] boys thank you all so much for watching go on let's let's play the [ __ ] great fairy fan and that's holy [ __ ] i do i really appreciate it um [Music] i'm gonna go here boys thank you all very much for watching i'm gonna host phil's of minecraft uh oh maybe we're not mcc practicing because he sat screwing in a chat it's my 20 month sub anniversary to phil holy [ __ ] right i'm gonna go to phil and sub thank you all so much for watching boys this is fun um should be live um soon then i've got me all my capture cards set up so i can do a bit of marios or something soon uh yeah of course really do you really appreciate you all watching the stream i really do i'll be alive soon um maybe on will stream later tonight if he's going live i don't know though but thank you all very very very much for watching i do appreciate it uh i'll be live soon boys thank you all so much for [Music] excited watching what the

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Published: Tue Aug 24 2021