Technoblade & Ninja Join Origins SMP Season 3

hey today the origins smp is back with ninja schlatt technoblade everyone gets on and it is hilarious boys if you do enjoy it then please consider subscribing it's completely free and if you've seen any of my tommy unit videos then you'll probably like this channel enjoy welcome back oh can i get a drum roll please stop saying i'm late stop saying i'm like that was my confidence no you're early shut up to the origins smp we've got a custom launcher for this what the he is purple oh had a nice evening tonight huh oh my god let me turn on my goddamn view bobbing where is it where is it oh i need it for the immersion jesus [ __ ] christ all right server vinnie's on oh my god some of it oh hello there good green sun oh why why can't i see ninja wait am i okay oh jesus chris oh my oh my oh this is so embarrassing for me hello my big bro one sec tommy feed me please i don't i you know i don't have oh no that's a flower ninja hello welcome to the origins of ninja oh my god you look so damn interesting you know so unique look hey why did you stop talking like that oh sorry i'm sorry sorry sorry i know i i really like that voice wait actually i'll try to out i'll follow in your lead [Music] how's it going ninja and tommy all of our farms have gone tommy we're back to square one oh well i'm eating glowberries why wilbur can you bring me can you bring me some food if i break these i get apples right because i'm i'm i'm dying oh yeah don't worry i mean i can always just kind of kill you so you get more food how and ninja just chopped down some trees tell me i'm not i already don't like where your at just kill me no no no no no what what's happening i like my life we're over here where are you wilbur i'm in the pube should we say ninja to the pew ninja let me give you the top i built this all by myself it's my biggest build come with me do you know where we are right now um like a dagger it looks like we're in some sort of dome a biodome for that map what's a bio though look at me ninja those are clouds they're beautiful oh you know do you remember the last time we planted some flowers it was on a very uh no little buddy ninja there are there there is no dome what no you are you are imagining a dome are you a flat earth truther ninja you flat earthing all over the place right now listen man all right how do you look ninja are you injured are you flat you fight like me no don't kill you no ninja oh i'll float wait what origin are you ninja wait let's go wait i'm floating when we get up to well i can wilbur but now is not the time to channel my inner high pixel uhc skills is there a few is there food in the pube uh i can get you some i i honestly ate all of it ninja i'll get you anything you want oh tommy i would like uh a sillsberry steak salesbury steak wilbur what's sillsbury what i don't know i don't know what that is either oh hello i'm so tiny hey buddy are you too cute what are you is this a gnome tommy oh don't call him he gets very easily offended yeah you must he's a what are you [ __ ] looking at me like that for hmm i'm sorry i'm sorry sir um stop looking at me with them oh my god ninja where do you respawn all right now wait i'm coming back don't worry are you just gonna can you can you not be on me sneak how do i i can't even how long have you been able to do this no i'll just look left i would just say if you know what's good for you you're like my son hello tommy tommy don't don't do it don't do what messing around around no no no no no no listen son let's we have a big day ahead of us son ninja is here he looks like aaron holy [ __ ] oh my god someone put this in there just come up come up just ignore him ignore him ninja you'll remember you're better just hold space yeah just ignore me holding i am small after all he is i'm getting everything just to help give ninja ninja he's on the distance i just want you to know we can um people have some special abilities all right you know not everyone's i can't believe you're a human that's kind of quite aggressive what are you ninja what powers do you have oh hey buddy is he sitting on my shoulder yeah yeah but okay this time just leave him hey you like my blades thanks no what powers do you have ninja um well you know i have the power of equality um yeah why staring at it hello nikki we'll get everyone into the discord we'll get everyone in here quickly and then we'll go into the we'll go into the main one whenever yeah yeah yeah okay oh come on just the power of equipment this is the pube we built together look let me show you this server i'm so i'm so excited for you to log on ninja you're one of my eyes slow down tommy slow down man slow down first from just act cool all right act cool okay yeah yeah yeah i wouldn't want to disrespect fork knife ninja yeah don't hey don't embarrass me all right it's very rare to move his cursor to the vc button give him a moment it's a lot i listen i understand oh my god oh my god just sorry i had a bit of it hey ninja me my friends look oh my god look oh hello ninja community this is these are our friends this is our community ninja hello hi and every and everyone here every it's like it's like bloody in kanto everyone here has a different little ability look james what do you do james what do you do james what do you do james i can't mine you can jump look at you i can jump yeah look wait wait are you ready for this yo oh [Applause] you like weezer oh yeah absolutely i'm a number one fan wait yo school school yeah look ninja this is nikki she likes breathing water she's a freak but a fun freak at that oh tommy that's not nice well wonderful guys who lays an egg every time don't lay an egg weirdo snake you know i take pride in my birth how do i give up tommy do you have control over it happens please please someone record this for one of one of nikki's abilities ninja is that if you tap on the glass she freaks out you're gonna go please don't actually do it i cannot leave here i cannot leave you i can't even stop down here oh my god i just want to say hi what is [Laughter] next we have scott we call him this major though hi major hi hi major you're very shiny dude what do you do i'm not going to do one of my abilities because when i die i explode oh you wouldn't do i'm not going to leave anything that's so cool tommy you lay eggs when the meat has too much blood on it am i right cow oh and look who's just dropped in ninja this is rambu hey rambo what's up man how you doing bro hey i'm doing all right how are you i'm dude i'm doing fantastic and what's your special ability good i'm glad i can uh i can do i can do this and i die whenever it rains go swim in the water behind you right it's raining right now though go for a swim swim show them out swim for ninja matter swim for ninjas swim for ninjas i built this people all by myself it took me so long you're missing out on the little guy what a little guy sneak snack look what about him yeah what yeah uh well i've already met him once uh he's very uh special i'm 5'4 the fact cause that's not even small uh millimeters or yep five four five five just five foot four you call me [Music] just don't make eye contact with him we don't think he's dying i think he's still in the nether i can see inside your head it's very easy here these are one admin power of the season one admit what the first one was pixed aura vinnie vinnie can you be jack manifold what happened power is about to be used yeah ninja we have so many more people too that you haven't that aren't even here for you to meet and we all work together and we all but it's a happy family building here in two weeks we had filzer even you know fills it he designed it and then we all gather the materials and we all built this as a team there's a big community how nice isn't in july mainly i'm absolutely loving that every single citizen here you guys all are seem so equal in leadership and i think that's super important tommy i like you so much ninjas yeah well i'd like to think i'm a little more equal but manifold oh [ __ ] no ninja i wouldn't um i'm not muted hello ninja i love ninja anyway guys guys guys i have such cool powers that definitely did not rain i guess i'll just show up carry on please i'm sorry i'm sorry jackie no no exactly yeah yeah so i i'm going home all right all right guys i'm back i'm back sorry jack what's your ability wait i got on jack's shoulder and it made me leave the game everyone is invisible log out and log back in jack you're invisible it's because i got kicked for flying what happens if you go in the water awesome quite the opposite ninja yeah i'm i'm all inverted i'm flipped i'm a fireboy flame your flame man you're me yeah this is my home in here i'm not gonna go because then i will not be able to get back but yeah it's very lonely yeah no it sucks it's it's a terrible terror you know when you pick it it sounds good and then you realize it sucks so ninja what power have you got uh the power of friendship and equality well specifically like super power why didn't you do that what do you do that's special you know i can float and lay i can like 90s is that anything like um a very good disney film disney's for kids not men like us ninjas come with me ninja let's go watch marvel i love the tour man i love it you guys seem like you have such a great little community here you know what i mean i agree with community community community the community ninja can i can i speak to you for a second hello yeah yeah okay let me do you like this bill i'm going to give you some guidance do you want to give me some guidance guys fight ninja you're my idol not in a patronizing man i'll do anything of course wait oh can i get wilber in here he's my advisor yeah yeah of course of course oh that was uh but we are together again you know like the muppets i ate it tommy oh that was just not a good idea look we could make a [ __ ] house or something i'm just so i'd love to oh man it's just the fact that we're together i and i want to say this you know i always you know i've been watching you for why did you just stop without saying i've been watching you for so long you might you're one of my heroes ninja i look up to you you know that's why i'm always so nervous around you because i worry you'll judge me you could have fooled me tommy oh tommy are we waiting for wilbur i wanted wilbur to come with us because he's always kind of with me you know i tell people it's for me but really it's for him all right he doesn't have a lot of friends ninja yeah i know this i know you know whenever everyone's there dude if you're not careful he's gonna start telling you interesting facts you didn't ask about [Laughter] hey wilbur i would you we just wanted you ninja i ah i'm really hungry i i don't have any food for you i can give you some wood there [Music] if you're from the pube you can probably see me i've jumped down i'm in the i'm in the pool oh i see you will but look to your left that is your right or the left or the left or the left this way what you meant to say with those words behind me don't put words in my mouth i'm coming up dude and i just want to be everything like you ninja okay let me be as you do stick in one hand because i'm sick of all these role models that are always [ __ ] impressive you know you're the right one for me i want everything i'm gonna give you like i would like a set of things to do ninja you know like i said like god style well maybe before we get a thing set of things to do can we get a set of food in the cheese help well i need in the belly help in the belly where are you oh oh well i'm just where are you i i died hold on jesus i think guys can we get to work on making a food place yeah i would like a hoe oh yeah i've got one i could i was gonna make a phone call to who let's the way we do food here is we always have a big community farm that everyone can use everyone shares the bread and we have a big community there's an enemy over there i where it's gonna get there's a [ __ ] skeleton oh my god there's a skeleton on a stroke need to get back here we gotta go we gotta go wilbur don't burn not me i think he means the skeletons oh no because they have hats on they do have hats on everyone knows that hats stop you burning who would have thought a hat or you know oh did you have something inside your um uh tommy uh what could you possibly do you want me to pull it out i mean oh yeah if you wouldn't mind yeah no okay turn around turn around oh okay it's always right in there oh you got it you got it you got it okay thank you thank you oh gee it was i'm sorry it was just right oh jeez that's where around you of all people ninja you're my hero let me know if you you need some surgery on that i did have an arrow right up there you know but at the end of the day that's what makes us human is a bit of wear and tear two two minus below seven dude okay wilbur i'm on a tree but i'm fine you're like hundreds of blocks away from me no we're not wait if you're the pube i'd be i'm not the pube i'm walking around the the the ring wait i'll try i see you i see you you see me do you see him i mean i'm on the ground no we're right next to body i saw her i saw her run away i'm coming class oh dumb ass that's the song i'll sing i kind of want to live here i'm going to mark out here that's where i want to see you i don't know where we should live ninja oh ninja's living with you now huh yep we stick together we should live like hey will like brothers ain't that right ninja is this the food you know it we never separate we never separate is this the food if we wait yeah now we now we wait we wait we could get some bone meal from one of those skeletons i mean you have two swords yeah i got two sores but i've got no confidence with the power of friendship we can do this okay swords so we're equal tommy i'll give you my wooden ones equality is very important why don't you mean the qualities okay all right i'm telling you man we all need to have access to the same resources tommy everyone equally it's very important okay yeah but i like my swords is mine okay well guess what your swords have to be given to everyone else too everyone has to have a sword here tommy that's cringe [Laughter] yeah public property you're gonna i'm gonna watch you die holy [ __ ] wait and you're using my swords didn't you wait we're fighting there's a power of two ninja we've got this let's go oh i gotta get shattered you were right no no no no no how are you possibly the slowest one here i'm literally where you left me i'm at the food ninja show me the power of equality what how what did he do well [Music] here you are tommy please wait i need i need three of them tomorrow i'll go more ninja show me equality i can't die right these arrows an arrow out of you and just be like oh that felt nice you know yeah yeah you sort it sort of i'm getting some coal you ever heard a coal ninja yeah you take coal man you make it into a coal it's how you get uh that's how you get a little uh torches dude yeah you're right we're gonna i'm gonna make some torches for us coal is made of dead things i think we forget that in the lovely game of minecraft uh did tommy die yeah i think so we i didn't pay attention to it though because i knew he would have said something i would have said i would have said something like hey tommy do you know you died and he would have gone no no well i'm getting invested what i just said though what this is very important to summaries yeah i mean we've always had these rules you're just sort of saying things you're not really bringing anything new to the table but i mean tommy seems to like it ninja i like everything ninja i want more things that you do more things that ninja does i want my what did ninja do you know when i'm about to look into the sky before i'm about to we you know we could we could just write down a list of list of things ninja things yeah just ninja things i could come up with some stuff real quick you got ideals king oh no yeah you need something to write it down though with tommy do you have anything uh i think i did a minute ago oh wilbur's got something never mind never mind i can i can write it yeah you're right you're a faster time for them right ninja ninja i guess they're telling me right where are you where are you where are you ninja i'm i'm i'm above over i'm a bubble where are we where okay i'm ready i'm keeping mother he's got aim bro please tell me where your writing room is i'm gonna die i'm gonna die can i punch him to death can i punch the skeleton stop trying to punch it oh my god i'm with fish girl she's [ __ ] bubbling next to me tell me that someone did not just take over that skeleton and just i don't feel sorry oh my god she's bubbling on me can you guys come back you you are you are making a scene oh okay i have to come find you guys again i'm watching i have not moved where is wilbur ninja go to wilbur and i'll follow you the lap dude i need you to kill the skeleton i can't kill the skeleton ninja we agreed oh you're a minecraft legend i am a no fail migrant i'm a time dealer and be great i tried being great i see i need to be great like you don't you die now i'm coming ninja help me i'm here ninja can you come up with those ideas so i can write them yeah i just want to be more like you you don't die i die i suck at this game [Music] what are you doing his brain is working [Music] okay all right you ready oh that was quick okay well yeah sure i'm ready how many of my wisdom are there's only about five or seventy the rules ninja rules the rules are as follows what is it like is this guys tommy pay attention none shall have control over the food that's good i like having fun i hate i hate control i'm good no one wait hold on hold on i'm still typing it's important wilbur you let me know when you're ready for the first one ninja ninja wait you're okay why did you say that in a scottish accent you know i just kind of like mix it up a little bit you know keep it if you want to know oh you've not been speaking she's awful okay there are only two more wilbur oh okay okay ninja commandments i'll remember this i'll get this tattooed on my chest important this is the most important every [Laughter] yeah like diamonds uh like the sword that tommy gave me earlier and we use the power of equality to take down skeletons okay and the last one then this is the most important every citizen shall be free so be free free shall be free free will burn freedom [Music] gotta right click the door ninja okay are you suppressing his freedom no no no i the door's all there to be right clicked okay wait witnessed by what it's uh written yes you remind me of a young carl young cow a young carl jacobs are you i'm a you and carl jacobs i'm going to be baby no what's that carl jacobs look at karl marx who called he's called monks kill moss no no one really no one really knows he wrote the communist manifesto tommy what's up um another political ideology i've i'm i'm thinking of i just came up with those all the time so i i don't know what you're talking about what's it called sorry boy can you spell that in the chat ninja ninjaology ninjaology and in geology can you sign this book sign it with the word ninjology right click and do sign and then at the bottom it should say sign and then type in ninjaology geology ninja i love that whoever came up with that oh no but you get all the credit ninja we get equal credit because we are ninjagens chris q you press q ninja while the it's your steps every step you take i will stand in your footprint what size shoe are you i just realized i had another bit of time i didn't need to remove james's book so i'm start 13 tom size 17. i need to grow my feet oh i'm the only size 11 i need to grow my feet now you guys i'm noticing a very interesting uh uh a little bit a little bit of a fluke here a flu a fluke and you you you know listen you see the pube yeah i always say pewdiepie but but guys guys we need we need we need some sort of tower we need to be able to watch everything that comes in and out you know what i mean oh i'm not noticing you know we haven't even got food yet we can make some we can make some food why do we make the food why do we need a tower how are you wait how did you where did i just die oh my god can you use the bones to make the food please because i can't come outside i literally can't turn invisible because my food is too low but is it yes i will share because we are one that's the rule everyone must have access to all the food say the rules again say the ningology rules again god i need to dig it up say the ninjaology rules again i shall say it none shall have control over the food everything i hate food anyway all right you've missed no one may control untouched land every citizen must have free access to materials sorry sorry yeah every citizen uh shall be free i mean shall be free you're right yeah i love i like this a lot i like it too ninja why are you here yet ninja i'm better now show you my abilities oh yeah let me see i mean you're kind of like what is that no i forgot you've always creeped me up ninja don't turn around hey wilbur you just give me a nice little spanky i have a lot of gas so if you could just not do that i tend to oh while you start i'm gonna go scour the other vcs for people with food okay okay absolutely absolutely so yes we are also yeah ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja bye-bye i'll be back soon bye-bye bye-bye brother what should i address my you know colleagues as ninja look get the stone pickaxe mine this stone with them we're gonna make it out of stone you don't have to give me one make your own i can see yours turn around turn the [ __ ] back around look mine is stone with me we need it for our tower ninja ninja everything everything you do i want to do better how do how no don't stop stop dying explain to me see no don't you you did not need to attack that oh wait but we attacked again okay look my knees with me mine is stone with me you know ninja i used to have a little thing called communism but it doesn't make any sense not good didn't work out good huh that's why you need to follow the very important rules of ninjaology tommy geology okay yep what are the things will be your secondhand man okay making sure that you stay on task okay all right because i do get very easily distracted ninja especially with other media shares um of course of course of course of course how do i stay more on task ninja this is something i've been struggling with and my other sort of fatherly mentors you know phil have tried to help me but you're the only man for the job listen man [Laughter] [Music] who's naughty yeah and who and who and who's not how would that help me stay on task well stay on task excuse me oh i'm really sorry i didn't mean to hit you there i know i know the gas comes out when i hear i really didn't i'm sorry tommy yes don't ever do that again okay okay so yes oh oh oh look how much cobble we're getting how many do we need 100 200 oh i reckon how many stacks do you have uh stacks on saxon stacks on stacks or just one okay that's not a stack oh my god you got stuff you got racks you got stacks actually i'm sorry that kid's bank okay we've got enough we've got enough let's go make a tower she needs to be tall you know it's the leaning tower of caesar why cheese has nothing does cheese have something to do with this i follow your every commands do i call you sir that's delicious what do i address others as plebians okay my fellow plebian come with me i'm in the club you're such a little plan tonight ninja what does plebian mean say hello uh don't don't look it up okay i i never look up anything you tell me to look up ninjas so that that really adds up i'm just gonna get a little bit of music a little bit of sweet tunes for us while we do a bit of mining ninj any plebs in the chat oh i'm supposed to be clearing this for you no no we're just we're just getting the the oak logs ninja we just want the oak why are you just mining it oh i didn't know stop stop no you know what no you're equal i don't have a hatchet do you mean an axe i don't have an axe i'm gonna go get one okay do you know how to craft the knights nope how long have you been playing this game because i get people to do it for me but i thought what why would someone do it for you if we're all equal tommy yes don't ask too many questions no question never question okay never question ninja question your leader never questioned my lip but i thought we have no leaders well you know what i mean never question ninja exactly exactly wait let me get a rock so i can keep us on task oh two rods ninja so listen here's what you're gonna do all right come here i'm sharing with you if either of us go off take it if either is a girl attached to you right click him and then you can right click again you pull them all right that okay well don't waste it on me dude like why don't we go make a tower over there over there where we spawn ninja i'm so glad you've came on tonight by the way destiny listen man when mommy asks hey let's play i'm there that's ninja your destiny i'm destined you're pretty average game actually yeah it was pretty obvious i i've not even played destiny 2. never you're a god come with me oh oh oh okay i reckon we build oh about here ninja so you want to watch tower perfect this is perfect yes i do to protect the people to protect the people to protect the people not walk over them and make sure that none of them are making any mistakes to protect the people what is it you'd be worried that people would do oh you know just go against the rules go get yeah and we can't have that that's the last thing oh look at this tower right if you you build it up with me oh well you do you're way higher oh i know but you know i'm just keeping us grounded well not really but i'm going up uh you can't come speak to me and lynch i'm just gonna get my boy jack in the car he's listening so is everyone in okay i'm gonna practice ninjology yep all right this is me i'm gonna try it this is my first time i hope you know i can't i couldn't tell what ah binge what i'm just i'm just so honoured to be around you oh my god okay i'm not sure how this guy's gonna feel about wait i'm gonna go share my tools yeah share your tools have my hoe techno blade wow i've never seen anyone give a hoe up like that i always give up my hoes that's what ninja's all about jack wait what was the first world ninja dude the first rule was nunchuck no control over food i think he's hoarding the food tommy why would i kill him holding the food i have so much food right now oh [ __ ] you're not the only one on this one can i please be the green ninja in indology much like lego ninjago which ninjaology sounds like [Applause] this is nothing like lego ninjago the b-tech over-saturated lego set if anything you should be buying lego star wars ninja why did you just if anything ninjaology is like lego star wars and we it's like a it's like a spine cheese it's it's like how is it like a fine cheese how is it like things i'm getting how is it like a fine cheese ninja i would love to elaborate because because with age tommy with eggs it's more likely for fail this ninja you know what well it sounds like an indology thing you make a good point thank you thank you he's finally seeing it my way oh well seeing it his way cheese never fails it doesn't unless you're lactose intolerant then it fails yeah we don't have lactose intolerant people in ninjaology do we kill you for several hours in the bathroom jack come to me and ninja help us build the tower for the people all right i'll come over with my swaths of food um yeah ninja that's not good for you or your health or the image of ninjaology really i'm waiting for my community to bring with me some food and that's the thing you're ninja you're free you know uh-huh you know it you know it can you just recite the rules to jack i just feel like he doesn't know him well you i mean come on chad just so you know you're in i'm on my way man i mean it's night time i ain't got no stuff because all i focused on was food this is a big this is i don't think you know i don't even know how lucky you've got some ninja logical i don't think you know how lucky you are to be in this vc with uh supreme leader supreme leader supreme inspiration ninja every communist regime with the leader being called the supreme court what the [ __ ] is communism [Music] and that's obvious a gymnast what's a gym how we'll let that one slide jab but if you ever say that again we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna show you what on touchland looks like when we untouch your face off ain't that right ninja exactly that's exactly right hey guys taylor blade was here the whole time he was stood looking at us tell me have you seen techno's little outfit what come and see oh check no oh hello what do you do anybody got carrots i'm sorry we don't have carrots we have oh look at that little pig again oh it's so cute i have swaths of meat i got well i don't have any more that was my last bid tommy building things better than this i'm gonna die i'm gonna be honest this is this is probably better than anything i could do [ __ ] yeah dude i'm on my way let me try and do something yeah this is not in geology this is the ninjology tower this is the freedom tower because i'm rather lost i it's um well hold on a second this is our tower of pure freedom geology [ __ ] even more when did you just why now why did you die oh ninja got balls fell off a letter a ghost i had no goats you know ninja i believe that you'd have too many balls ninja i've got your stuff oh thank you so much oh look at that wow thank you thank you still no food but thank you i'm sorry you just didn't have any food on you see that [ __ ] goat all right i'm gonna try and i'm gonna try and add some texture let's put a little furniture cobblestone well yeah i will go out and say i don't but i mean that is a hefty unpopular opinion i'm fine with it it's fine it's equal like me and you tell me you don't like the new mad block i just wish they'd make it a better color it's like it looks really like plain it looks really like a it looks like it looks it looks scrumptious it needs to have a bit more texture to it you know am i the only one who thinks that maybe it's gonna techno can you can you go get us some food well i don't come in either with the food oh my god speaking of speaking of food making food and it is smells amazing doesn't it [Music] yes you say the misses well techno doesn't it sound does it smell good doesn't it smell good what i i can't smell it remember remember what the rules are what what you shall have control over food so you guys can all share my dinner tonight oh what's for dinner yes hey uh a delicious bacon uh soup something soup i don't know techno not to be confused with with your be your people your people your brothers your brothers oh [ __ ] you know free roam free range free bacon ninja don't worry he's not very talkative those pigs chose to be there he's not very talkative ninja i wouldn't worry yeah you just keep scaring me you keep coming in and out of invisibility and i'm losing my mind ninja are you going to come get cobble with me we're meant to be building up by a great tower yeah because i'm down we oh i can keep building with my cobble you just keep going ninja look you got something well you can't eat cobblestone yeah it's it specifically says i can't eat this cobblestone what what what what it doesn't say that for me oh it's it's one of the limitations of my origin is that i can't eat cobblestone apparently that that's just no that's a limitation of of human beings i would say he's not a human being there you go that's why it's a real life limitation i'd say i wake up every day feeling limited you're not trying to eat the stone are you okay no it says this about every item it says it's about the dandelion why are you trying to eat [Music] scram men it's uncooked because i didn't have time [ __ ] yeah i'll cook that up thanks man oh we already had a jack jack and this is kind of a sensitive subject for me i can only eat i'm a vegan not by choice left over now if you want to fight amongst yourselves we can compost it shall we no fighting we should all be sharing yeah i'll come with you sorry ninja wants me meat food yeah i must admit i didn't run into a very equal of you i had loaves and loaves of bread but then a man made of iron why weren't you shopping at a vegan restaurant what i don't i don't know how much color i can make there's a goat here hello goat i'm going to adopt you we oh no don't run away from me goats i love you what should we call it ninja well let's call it ninja let's call every let's call everything ninja i think you're getting a little bit insane now i heard him mention ninjago and i tell you what i got excited dude that's the [ __ ] dumbest like sure what's your favorite weapon in ninjago the golden swords the golden swords no not the swords he wants to [ __ ] catch some hands um ninja you're too old to be beating on goats you know that yeah look at him look at him brother dumb little look at his dumb little feet ninja you're too old to be beating pleasant and nice needs grass to survive he's a vegetarian like me nah man i eat that meat you know what i'm saying i i've heard what you're saying but wow it was still shocking what's up carl what's up he's equal to you ninja he's equal we're all equal right you're right you're right you're right i almost forgot my own rules oh my god oh my god i'm so embarrassing oh dude wow that would have been a real lapse of judgment there on mount mayan thank you tommy for bringing me back down no laps as well i'm here ninj no lapses in judgment here no lapses never only minecraft i don't know about you guys but i'm definitely prolapse he's fighting back he just yo what's up bro you want to catch these hands sir huh what's happening [Music] take a closer look that's not blood tommy that's cherries oh it's okay techno was it cherries or blood uh heck no terries are blood huh [Music] it's okay that's okay it's okay we and we forgive him hey those swaths of me are really appealing right now [ __ ] it stop saying the word prick i'm hungry stop saying swap i could do with some swaths of meat this is making me angry but i'm not going to do anything to you i need to recite the rules ninja assigned the rules dude it is free ninja recite the rules sometimes they lose sight of what's right recite the rules none shall have control no she'll have no control over jack manifold's face with my fists none may control untouched land that will not control jack's land okay all right our citizen is equal in leadership that's right tommy usually every citizen okay access to all materials including these wheat seeds okay thank you ninja and every citizen shall be free i'm definitely going to go in geology not to be confused with what with what but you know oh yeah no i know i don't know but i'm you know but i like but i like being included wait do you have an equal share of water i could borrow i i got nothing man i got a dandelion seeds some dirt right well do you have any water we could share in ninja uh yeah i do it's uh it's uh right down there ah guys i've made an entrance excellent guys i've accidentally made an entrance down here ninja you can accommodate me down there i would love to jump oh sorry i'm sorry i didn't mean to hear it look techno all right how are you tech though let's uh yeah now you know you're making yourself do something that isn't really working and then you just and then you just you just go oh you just oh well thanks ninja that really you gave me the push i needed to do don't go up and finish this what is wilber doing yo wilbur i'm not i'm not winning the wrist game you don't have to do this again i'm sorry you don't have to do it as he was singing he was singing it was awful he was trying to write one of those food as well and then it was disappearing i'm thinking he's eating everything i don't think he's yeah i'm i'm currently starving can i just add guys i'm just building our tower to watch over the people keep an eye on eye over them not an iron fist but why do we have to watch over the people if everyone's equal in authority and power so we can keep everyone equal exactly that's how you do that exactly so wait we're in charge of making sure everyone's equal no everyone's in charge of making sure everyone's everywhere because we're equal but why do we have the tower hmm this is everyone's house we don't have the tower it's everyone's friend just flew right that makes more sense i said do you think this is high enough ninja now oh i think this is plenty high bro we could totally keep an eye on spy on everybody i mean see what everyone's he could just get how much can you drop me a cobble oh so much equality oh wow hey hi i need to just keep it all right tiny bit [ __ ] tell me tommy hi hi can you join the couple hi hi hi hello hello hello hello hello hello hi hello good morning hi ninja good morning hi ninja hello hi ninja hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello fortnight hello knife hello hello what the what the oh sorry beauty hey wait ninja watch this so what are these swaths of meat that i had stop saying swaths i just need your meat man i don't want you to say swabs anymore ninja can you drop me some more coffee i don't know i'm spacing out everyone my last one over blouse snap back to reality oh there goes gravity oh there goes wow this looks amazing ninja let's get screening isn't it beautiful yeah screening look at this it's just why don't you look so hi well you no you don't have authority over who gets to be in screenings we're all equal let's all get us screening together with ninja because we can't yeah i say ninj you say ology ninja ology [Applause] [Music] before he joined no no no no no no trust me now we were kind of i mean ninja i appreciate the things you said but we were kind of already doing all the things that you said before you joined you just have to just just don't don't forget it but you've just put it in water forget it just don't just don't don't remember the rules and don't trust them okay well i always trust wilbur dude be careful then dude it's really high oh yeah i'm careful if you're calling a careful ninja yes can i see the thing how tall have you made it now of course come to us wilbur i'll come on i'm worried away i'm cooking i'm cooking can you give me a pat on the map they're all coming up why did you pat me with an axe i'm give me that he said give me a pound give me that book i didn't mean to kill give me his axe please i can still remember his his awful sense his his scent tommy i'm gonna be real with you on that x oh god but it's ninja's cherry you just [ __ ] cherry you killed ninja and you bought something way way worse wait yes no religion hello hey everybody it's me fragrance man i hate you you're [ __ ] ninja i have a very upsetting announcement i have uh covered 19 so i cannot smell and thus i am just man hello man [ __ ] man stay away from me stay away from me wait you need you need me to read some of their last rights or something no we need a barrier we're all equal isn't that legal isn't that bad right is when someone's about to die this person is just died frankly oh man who is it it was up oh sorry it goes over there it seems ninja got it spreading oh [ __ ] it was ninja ninja ninja of ninjology and he came here killed ninja no i didn't kill him i didn't kill him he came here on the back [Music] you're 1942 okay he uh okay i got it yeah i got it this is his this is his grave right here yeah yeah this is the one i'm so sorry i feel so a cobblestone stare we we're very poor at the moment we haven't got much okay hold on that's the most beautiful thing i've ever heard santos is [Music] i'm not gonna lie guys i don't know [ __ ] i don't know latin from a hole in the wall i don't think i don't think this guy's gonna we're still trying to put the pieces together oh god how bad was the fire that's how bad the floor was it was dire well but he fell from up there but give me the boat give me the boat it's what ninja would have wanted wilbur hey give me the book the tower stays the same no one shall have control over the food wait hold on is that dreams revive book i think you could use that on him yeah he makes a good point i know another person to use it on too here's the revolution he's talking about the bugged enough twins tell me tell me i'm gonna i'm gonna shorten the tower no no no scott how's the how's how's your time going where's the best time i've already started a house out in the mountains i'm having a good time i've carved out a whole cliff like sounds lovely he's doing music oh he's just doing him thing you listen to me you were there you were there for the death as was jack but i don't trust jack i wasn't paying attention but yes you were that i was there he told me to not trust wilbur oh cover me for a second take the sword take the sword okay i'll cover me too he four wanders of this techno he said remember what he said what did he say i already forgot let me read it to you and i want you to recite it back to me as i say it or sing the halo theme either either old is good okay ninja tenants none she'll have control over the food i'll get a bit of her no one may control and touch land now say no one may control and touch land every citizen is equal in leadership every citizen is equal in leadership every citizen must have free access to all materials every citizen must have free access to all materials every citizen shall be free every citizen shall be free and you agree with these tenants we must honor him we must completely honor him they just wait they just retired i'm gonna be honest i'm just here for the carrots like and that is all we need you here are our carrots ah carrots yo what what do you mean monday carrots my my carrots ah carrots these are your carrots all right i like the sound of my carrots your carrots which are also technically ass because [ __ ] oh my god keep it now right and we never forget all right oh it says i can't eat it anyways stop trying to eat everything we'll go back now but you were there what he said okay when he said don't trust that okay let's go back what is james marriott doing all alone do you want to speak to james marriott i don't know who that is i don't know who megalogic james why are you all alone i'm doing the i'm having a minute i'm doing a funny bit i'm doing a funny bit all right we'll leave you to it we thank you thank you i'll be out soon oh thank god could you if hey if you could tell ninja that he could also just click that respawn button that'd be great this is a bad day for humanity ninja talk to me ninja talked to me he was my best friend he was my mentor until you betrayed him i didn't betray him you know what tommy i i'm smelling something right about now i'm smelling a murderer uh oh no not me nobody's gonna lie tommy wait there's a flaw in what he's saying he said he couldn't smell earlier you said you couldn't smell before no said overcomers i just you said you couldn't i did you hear was it was too powerful you did not just get a vaccine in that time he did i didn't i gave it him man you didn't j you didn't i would not trust jack manifold with a needle near you we're going to say our blood type at the exact same time ready three two one oh [ __ ] oh that's awkward you damn a typo uh you've you false it looks awfully similar written down fragrance man no fragrance fragrance man you just hit respawn though because he's not you know because he's not a busy man got no smell he's got no life no no he's back again he's all good oh he can climb walls no he's ascending because he's holy he crosses god does that to him i can just fly because i'm just my old man he's raised is like two steps away from doing that he just has to give up doing a couple of things when fragrance man inhales the the draft from his nose sniffing just brings him upward what what the [ __ ] is you know when those kids got stuck in that cave they sent me down i'll get to this he sniffed them out and flew them out with his breasts stand in the nostril me and scott have me and scott have lowered the lowered the thing this will never happen again we'll never why have you lowered it why have you low so they will never lose something that's what ninja would have wanted no he would have what he would have he would have wanted to crank 90s for the rest of his days and thanks to you and now he's going to be cranking knight he's in heaven all right he's really going god look at this god i'll buy your bank account if you don't [ __ ] be like what you say to me what do you say to me god i am jesus oh it's gonna threaten to foreclose so many houses dude what did you what do you say to me scott i've been told you have a manual um would you like me to read it to me and techno can recite it off by heart i can only walk so i know what and what okay but i need quiet i need to concentrate that's what ninja would have wanted dude scott don't [ __ ] are you so slow yeah because i don't have food because i'm a vegetarian vegetarian thank you scott what's yours is mine i will repay you by teaching you the teachings of ninjaology no one shall have control over the food now say it back it's not saying is that it say it back everyone no one may control untouched land no one it's beautiful every citizen is equal in leadership every citizen is every citizen must have free access to all materials every achievement we all just made that achievement we all achieved an upgrade today my brothers accomplished does this mean anything i do or build or make is everyone's yup no untouched land tension you build is touched land it means you're free scott no longer do you have to hide wait how do you claim touch on like how do you get yourself some touched land given if you just touch it yourself but you can't [Music] [Music] oh he's a frog yeah a frog who wants carrots really bad this roll he's a big carrot guy well tayden do you actually need cabinets because i have some my camera my camera you shouldn't have said that he's gonna find you he's worthy he's not going to find you postponed all sports you shouldn't have said that who is that who's wearing that pressure plate we're scared let me bring you you know you know seeming as we're all working together for this great goal um does anyone want to work with me at the library the library oh yeah of course not oh ultra assuming any of us cool no also [ __ ] lame what did you use it did you just let's refer to tommy as ninja junior guys did you just yeah cool idea techno yeah what's that i don't know if i'm down for that idea bearing in mind i didn't kill it please stop saying that i'm so sensitive james d3 yeah i'm so sensitive in a time like this jam manifold my hero died i watched you do it i have a gift i didn't kill him i watched you with my own eyes push him off that tower no admittedly he tried to push you first but then you did push him and it was awful oh i didn't push him i patted him on the back i gave him a hug i gave him a hug because he's my comfort streamer i understand that but to be pushed off because tommy flops exactly ninja knew he wasn't doing him any harm ninja was just a boy stop it with your antagonistic tone thank you thank you that's exactly what we just said oh thank you at the exact same time remember did you see that yeah hey you know that was that was the angology right there a murderer so you know that it's cool when he does it all right okay he's gonna you need to stop us now you need to stop this i know we're equal and everything but stop because out we can both be equal while we stab one another does that make all of us murderers if it's supposed to be yeah i'm down for that quite quickly i'm quite down for that i mean never mind tell me i have a question and ask me any questions and i will answer them about anything ever so since one of the rules is that everyone is free does that mean we can't imprison you for murdering ninja we can imprison everyone or no one the server is a prison i vote for everyone prison arc's happening quick oh wow we really ran out of content quick okay can one of you volunteer to stay in prison for like eight months because i'm not i'm not staying in prison for eight months i don't think i can i don't think one can contain me i would like to see a prison belt that could contain snakes i feel like mine would just have to have water yeah yeah you could we'll just we could just throw you in the ocean pretty much no prison could contain me or the speakings of ninjology oh that one that should continue all right no no is that a challenge oh it sounds like a lot of work but i think i could that's fragrance fragrance man he brings me he brings me great technology i'm just walking around smelling can you give me a bit of comfort big f yeah there i was walking around smelling can you comfort me later this one does i just want some comfort that's cool if you don't want to i'll just okay there's comfort stream of fragrance my channel is suggesting that you guys put me in a mason jar that's kind of messed up oh sneakers with your name on it no did they specify to put like holes in the lid or was it just a mason jar nope they didn't know there's one there's one big hole in the mason jar what do you want wilbur today's my bad day tommy it's fine i i was i i've recently started work at james's library and i was wondering if i could if the library would be a safe place for the for the for you know we put it on a lectern we can put them in geology so people can always go and consult it at any time ninja what a corner we can call it i just came up with that call it a tribute to ninja ology ninja meteorology corner no contributing in geology it's not your library oh we are equal actually i actually find every citizen is equal in leadership okay all right yeah what was it tribute to andrology tribute to ninjology wait caught a tribute to ninjology corner i like that okay that's you see this is the great yeah this is the great thing about ninjalogy you know there's a guy you know we share it together yeah yeah yeah yeah where are we going i'm following you why is that meat on your face show me where to go james wait not not leaving the not leaving the ring have you not seen the karate kid please stay in the ring james i've already started outside of the ring have you you can explore but please don't build out the ring come on we all work together here you know i don't like things in the ring uh this is the thing we want to build over here i think you can't laugh at your own innuendo james immediately upon saying it was there a rule against that sir james take let's build the library in here look i think i'm i'm have you guys seen karate kid i haven't probably know well ninja is like mr miyagi i haven't seen the film he's just like mr miyagi to me and i'm like daniel larusso the hero i need you to get me something no not this no i have to what's this fetch me a glass of something don't do this don't do this again what what what you must fetch me a glass of milk please you already punched me and just made me feel sticky i bet i beg your pardon we're starting a library actually james funny enough i was actually going to leave you now uh oh this is perfect but just build the library in the ring okay tommy you want to come and have one have a discussion at the pube don't leave okay wilbur but only because you went he left okay i'll be back james wilbur hello i don't want this to go to your head thank you what to go to my head this whole ninjology thing i don't i don't want it to go wait let me get to the the [ __ ] place before you start giving me the talk okay okay well i just i i've been worried you know i was like a little bit yeah how about me can you hear the vacuum cleaner in the background yeah i and i can't they're hoovering they're hooving my office the thing is it adds authenticity yeah the the hoovering just let them let them i'm almost there just please wait god my eyes are so vibrant has anyone ever told me that no what to my eyes vibrant aren't they blue violent vibrant not violent no violent eyes no wonderful and vibrant no one's ever told me that before thank you who's this oh my god before i even knew it i'm atop the tower i think bo's got a problem every time i come to the pub she's here dude she's got so many problems man she [ __ ] i hate her but isn't she your species she's the same species she's the floating she's a bit of a [ __ ] but that doesn't change that i hate her she just floats around like you look i don't just like it for you tommy she seems like a match made in heaven match made in the void where are you i'm i'm in the pube i haven't i've just been oh hello there's nikki tommy i don't want this to go to your head let me go to my office come with me i would you have an office now i've always had an office in the public when do you have an office i've always had an office in the pube when here oh i remember this this is the crow father this is the crow father's office yeah it incorporates see the thing is it's black text on a dark side so so i just plumb miss it ah now innovation that was really good what you just did there come to my office please looks like my students sorry i'm i need a rest a power nap just let me rest for a moment then we can chat okay i'm gonna have a restaurant okay all done hey that's where i sleep oh sorry i was just setting up all right i'm in my chair on my computer okay i just wanted to talk about this ninjology thing first i'm gonna have the book for the library so we can put it on display well it's not on me well who's what do you mean it's not on you i've kept it in the tribute and geology chats we can go there in a moment but well listen to me well i was going to say like um um i don't want you to get out of hand about this tommy we geology in geology i like what it stands for but ninjology is just what we were always doing and and putting it into words and making it into this tightly boxed little plan surely that's um it's not good in the long run right that's uh all that ninja died today a man's death cannot get to my head the fact that you'd even insinuate that so maybe i'm being a bit too soon i'm being a [ __ ] i need another nap get off me it's all right just talk at me while i sleep and i'll listen and i'll dream it look all i want to say was like i don't know it's grinding dude no we're grinding sorry continue i just want to say that like you know i i am i i i'm sorry that ninja died today he was a good man he was a good man he was a great man the best an incredible man blue hair but here's the thing to the tributes and in geology chess please thank you and i appreciate and i'm sorry for your loss as well because technically a part of all of us died today gonna have to crouch through that that's fine i can just turn invisible okay float with me what do you have what was that you just that was my rabbit's foot who's rabbit's foot my rabbit i lost a rabbit's foot and you have a rabbit's foot no i don't i just saw it in your hands oh no no no no no no no no what oh what i think slap might be trying to blow up ninjology where's the where's the book give me the book why do you know let me deliver the book okay let's go back to the call with james and surely huh okay well i don't know how much longer i'm gonna have just give me the book and then i can't give you the book will but it's not what ninja would have wanted i i wrote it uh you just because you wrote it doesn't mean you signed it you would dictate it in the library i'll come with you tommy how do you know what ninja wouldn't want because ninja told me what he would have wanted seconds before he died for the same amount of time no he didn't he aged quite he aged in the 30 seconds you weren't on the top of the tower please give me the book tommy tommy if if everyone has access to the book this will just be better okay you have you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna treat it like a bible and that's because it is dangerous okay but if you if you don't deliver this and i find out you haven't i'm gonna i'm gonna [ __ ] tear out your eye oh sorry i'm zoomed into here i'm sorry i was thinking about that no i won't really tell you right but i'll be very this very moment the very moment that the library is even half constructed i'm putting it in there i'm going back to speak to james and schlatt okay no he's all out hello why didn't you why did you try and blow up half of ninjaology i said look at my arachnid ability you can you can just call me um [ __ ] [ __ ] where are you do you i had an idea i'm trying to get some [ __ ] milk what the [ __ ] he's trying to come on tommy guys wait wait fragrance man wait there wait there wait there look just turn around stop jesus christ turns calm down the fragrance man how do james yes i have an idea guys do you want to see what's on the other side of this wall because it's only just hit me we are just kind of barricaded in here do you guys want to be the [ __ ] christopher columbus's well that's what i was doing until you very rudely interrupted me sorry sorry sorry i'll just leave you to get some milk hello good sir if you'd like to follow fragrance man up the hill of course i i'm always following fragrance man you shouldn't and i always follow jesus and so in theory i'm always following jesus does that make me jesus no no no you're james marriott you're the guy who milks jesus christ [ __ ] got a bit of an ego there oh fragrance man don't knock this creeper back because it will hit me oh my god what did i say seconds but no my regular ability it helps me you guys stand around me the creepers won't come nearer stop it you get all sticky when i hit you oh jesus guy james calm yourself not on stream like he's making me sticky i'm getting his milk but it just happens nice you didn't have to make it like that he didn't have to make it like that i didn't make it like that you made it like this a whole three months wow a village okay well they they might have milk of course they have milk at the village okay look how fast i move it doesn't run by the way that's the thing wait hey bails no [ __ ] you guys i'm going to village oh my god there he goes there i go look it's me and my buddy can you please get rid of this [ __ ] spider jesus man he's not your buddies you don't got buddies you just smell oh my god yeah fragrance man yeah well here's the thing tommy you you were gonna appreciate this i said i said to james i need a glass of milk and i revealed to him that i had covered and i couldn't smell and then james is like well you can't taste either so what's the point and i i was like damn it marriott that was the entire joke oh james that was gonna be the entire joke i was gonna drink the milk and then i was gonna say i can't taste it and then i was gonna leave they don't call me the bit spoiler for nothing it's a good thing you make good music james right really absolutely dude thank you fragrance man hey and fragrance man i don't know if you agree with this but why don't we slow down okay hey fragrance man come here let's just get this over with okay i found a cow no i actually really like gold oh yeah my buddy directed it i'm gonna die again oh yeah ted why is he so strong can you uh can you please one second boys i definitely public time guys what a wonderful day in our land i think i'm gonna get off of the night this was really fun i'll write this up on the vlog's channel later as well oh we'll be just raided as well sorry guys guys you know while we're here should we just get some can i can i just sit and read some primes for a minute i haven't just done a good old we call them a prime run in this business good old prime room i'm going to play juba life city as well god i'll sit and read some subs we'll just just chat for just just a moment guys thank you all for watching did you enjoy that i've got my chat like full screen so it's all i'm seeing right now did you always enjoy that sorry that wasn't a big reading chat on that stream i'll give you the ten gifted subscribers be quick holy [ __ ] guys thank you all very very very much for watching i am i'm going to get off for the night now guys i'm going to go probably i'm not going to [ __ ] you holy [ __ ] look at the subs are oh my god cherry thank you for the five gifted i said oh i appreciate you all every time you talk about communism i you lose years off my life shut up are you going live tomorrow now guys i'm actually going away for probably about a week tomorrow and i might stream i'll be with tobo like all week i'm just gonna go hang out with with the tobes because i've seen him for a while but um for the next like three days so probably won't be on for like a week i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna go down to wagner with tobo but i'm probably gonna um uh what's it um i'm gonna do any content with dream soon yeah dude dreams welcome to all the events man dreams pog but um no i'm uh gonna go so if you're following the tom simon's account on twitter you're gonna see me in turbo with a lot of the people you'd never expect to see us with over the next couple of days we're filming like a vlog i'm so excited about will be the first one back after after little christmas little christmas break we've all got the vlogs lily hannah thank you for the five gifted foxy mutant with the ten gifted subs thank you so much haley with the five gifted gianna with the five gifted yeah so i'm gonna be out for a bit i'll probably stream with turbo if i know how we are but i don't definitely know but i'll be i'll be out vlogging i'm gonna go i'm finally back because i didn't really over christmas because it's [ __ ] miserable weather and everyone's miserable over christmas but we're back i'm very excited um so yeah from tomorrow for the next few days you're just gonna see weird [ __ ] on the tom simon's twitter account so i hope you enjoy that [Music] this will be up on the vods channel but for now i am going to end let's raid let's read james marriott guys can we just go run up james marriott's twitch account can we just get him to 116 followers guys come on uh mystery chum thing for the 10 gifted i hope you all enjoyed the hunger games as well guys i'm going to raid jimbo [Music] um i hope you guys enjoy this catch you all later i'll probably be on history for a bit and i'll see you all later yeah have a fantastic night everyone see you later boys all right good night

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Length: 93min 8sec (5588 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 12 2022