Dream's ALT Joins The Dream SMP

hey today i streamed on the dream smp and a new member joined dreams alt this is such an awesome stream also boys please subscribe it's completely free and if you've seen any of my other channels you'll probably really like it here so even if you just check the subscribe button right now i'd really appreciate it that was me pressing the subscribe button anyway enjoy the video boys let's get back on the dream smp puffy's new beautiful house rona is coming home that is incredibly that is incredibly insensitive puffy the co rona as in not the not the co-ownership of a shop called rona is in the is [ __ ] rome is coming home buffet i'm gonna lend you a gun my friend and that gift since you're poor you've gone corporate puffy i'm gonna lend you a gun uh and then i'm gonna take you will not hand the gun back to me i will take it from you and then i will never hear from you again i'm [ __ ] off today all right let me impose my [ __ ] music okay puffy it's not a legend whoever said that you are wrong and stupid and your parents need to help you not and let me retweet my main tweet um uh leaphog [Music] how's your stream house i'm good so first and they made it out of granite guys guys i have every [Music] it's coming rome rome is a country it cannot do that okay guys have you noticed as soon as i log back on everyone is here and just griefing and being these little fun little [ __ ] scappy little [ __ ] why is there a penis oh i built a penis oh god has just watched one too many skeppy videos god i'm going to download a teamspeak sound board no i won't have it all right let's first of all get get rid of the reckoning that they have done on my [ __ ] home 3am vibing what time's only even if it's 3am rome's not a country do i do i look like someone guys guys i don't need to learn about things i know there all is to know and i am never wrong you are just wrong you can't comprehend me remember that forever all right and i am wrong it is right i decide why is the [ __ ] [ __ ] you rome [ __ ] i'm not even into foot okay no simon viewers simon viewers please please please you know don't kill me on the street but listen i like football but i am watching it for england the the euros all right i'm more of an ing i i'm i uh is it the patriarchy or is that a different thing that's mad way the house is just being demolished you can't just move on to my land you can't tear down ninja fortnite blevin god tia's home and then just expect to do this is it patriarchy i i patriotic i love england so i will watch it for england all right i was not watching the football before contrary to my masculine masculine build and figure i don't i'm not that into sports you misgifted peace i know because i'm playing on the dream sme man and i ca sometimes i oh i felt coming patriotism thank you aaron that was called mansplaining oh sorry this has put me in a bad mood you know what today i'll be a little bit more chill i haven't had a [ __ ] chatting stream for a little while and i'm live earlier i'm more tired today as well because you have to get me vlog out so once i've burned this home to the ground i'll answer some questions i'll chat i bet am i in the center i can't believe it's just it's just that people have the audacity to [ __ ] with me did you like manhunt i did i really did can you hey guys guys who's watched the new manhunt i'm about to spoil it [Music] okay dream wins but basically you know what i was gonna say next now you know now i think about it now what i was gonna say next didn't you didn't need to know that dream won the newest manhunt but i had to say it um because like what is the point in this [ __ ] place down here man have i ever gone you know what i'm gonna fill this in i'm going to fill it in bro this is god no one ever comes down here my this is why my house has lost integrity because everyone's like oh george we can just mess with him people need to know i need to be more like the british m no no no no no no i was thinking of a different thing i do no i will not no sorry [Music] sorry [Applause] whose house was that i don't know it's gone you know what first things first today while i [ __ ] chat well let's go get some dirt bro no the fight club i i think the only stream i remember building that fight okay is this one awkward stream where the chat was a bit dodgy when i had like seven thousand views why is this up here let's okay let's just clean out the [ __ ] [Music] was this one stream i did on in the like let's just let's fill it in like french kristen's visa got accepted she's coming back can you believe phil's wife decided she was going to him that very rarely happens you know 50 of marriages ending a dead wife so i think that that's really fair enough to film you know it's good on him puffy is a tory is she really uh [Music] [Applause] bad girl thank you for the 10 gifted subs you are you are you almost caught me slacking there boys but yet you never do do you wanna know why because i'm the best in the game that is an absurdly long drop thank you for the 10 gifted uh panic but anyway as i was saying i'm trying to open it so i can read more allure okay that was awesome yeah i know i know guys i i mean i know okay see ah my base is looking a bit quick let's do what we should do at this tower today as well i think first i want to go downstairs and we have to build my house is your people have been [ __ ] with me man anyway you know what today guys if you want to throw some cues at me and no don't all do that thing when you just if you want to throw some cues at me you can feel free and i'll [ __ ] i'm here ah yeah oh well no chat you i was just folding my dishes the [ __ ] does that mean i've never just said that we got the little thing down here i'm never going a bad girl thinking for the 10 gifted again i'm never really going to go down to me work anymore i can't believe i had to be a [ __ ] worker for a bit in a quarry that's like that's pretty bad my workers conditions weren't great i have a terrible bedroom whoa why is my it's putrid let's go down do i just [ __ ] what my house is a bit dodging it like what is oh well maybe i just light it up so we don't hear any zombies spawning because that that really [ __ ] me off i was watching some hermit craft earlier boys can you believe me i know i'm cultured i'm i i i am a cultured minecrafter you know that thing where it's like the average [ __ ] dream and george enjoy it and then the average georgia oh you know when you're trying to say something you just say it wrong and then it's like man i said it wrong you know when it's like the average thing something fan and then the average something enjoyer hmm i'm trying to talk and it's not working well it is the average dream and george fan and then the average hermitcraft enjoyer that was me today however i must say i've never really i know wilbur [ __ ] loves mumbo mumbo jumbo [Music] you don't understand jack you couldn't get this mumbo-jumbo i wish death on you oh god [Music] let's get out of [ __ ] the shell [Music] first thing we don't have much oh no we do have oak wood so i should place this down i actually would like your help today to just make sure that this looks nice i want to make i want to make one that looks good you know i want it to look good i want the various women of this it's like none and all of them are old okay no i'm gonna make this look [ __ ] cool and i'm gonna i'm ready for cues but i'm sorry i was looking at my donation list thank you jesse hamlin for the prime i can't don't give me poor person gifts man i get rich person gifts i burn diamonds [Music] that was pretty cool [Music] shut up about women so much it's so weird it's not weird is it guys it might i weird i just love women [Music] you know what pog through the pain there we go there okay let's build this up let's build look i'm gonna make me house version two now what we kept that one together we kept that one together tell you what in the paintball video though i did not keep it together if you've seen the new [ __ ] vlog i i i okay you know pain you can tell what's going on oh the house is bigger now that's nice i have a very low paying threshold i found out so okay if the way i explain this is if wilbur were to punch turbo in the arm 20 times or me once in the arm we would be the same amount of closeness to crying i i i can't do pain at the end of that vlog was the the the only time i have ever crossed over from like being like tom simons who just [ __ ] sits on instagram to over being tommy in it because i was i do dude like when i'm streaming now i'm [ __ ] like you're never going to see me being angry or anything on stream or like but i would hold it in and i was i couldn't hold it in i was it's hurt so much when wilbur was pushing me forward and i was like no i don't want it i don't want oh my god okay does this look good everyone is just looking good okay let's start let's start slabbing it up i reckon it is pain isn't great yeah oh wow all you 14 year olds in the chat you will resonate with me oh oh god we all read it together don't we boys yeah yeah well i was i was a 14 year old myself i uh you know all right well i've experienced most of life how do i okay there we go maybe i have some shrubs up like this oh this is gonna look dude i got so foolish this man he's gonna be well he's gonna be like ah tommy man oh wow good job there you go all right foolish keep your [ __ ] pants on pal look look at this come on it doesn't look british guys it looks amazing if you said it looks british that would be a compliment to me think before you act sorry then i gotta do me a little shrubby up room ah yeah i got twitch just for you really wait has anyone ever chat have you ever gotten twitch just to watch a streamer and if so who if you say me i'll be flattered if you say me i'll be flattered you want to flatter me right now come on oh my god that's like three quarters of the charts that's really nice thank you all very much that's pretty cool isn't it i got twitch to watch shroud uh who still hasn't replied to my dm so uh it's not it's not worth it okay this is coming this is looking awesome man anyway so i was watching mumbo jumbo and sometimes i just remember things dude my attention span is so bad like ah god okay focus brain focus so okay i was watching mumbo jumbo and i was like do you think is he really british because he sounds like oh hello hello you've read all the way over there to me oh hello what's your name i'm gonna name you shroud oh my god what the hell that was that was really nice no no stay in here buddy stay good boy oh i do it does anyone have a name i need a name tag simmer down [ __ ] you american [ __ ] face sorry do you punk i rip i really really need one and can't leave my home so now you get a name tag quick for tommy damn he's not even getting me a [ __ ] name tag dude okay put him in a boat okay i i am keeping the spider this spider is [ __ ] awesome holy sh it like like i saw it all the way over there and it crawled over oh my god come down boy nope that was wrong okay close though okay yeah yeah in in wait did they fit in boats come back come back yes no dude i love you you are dude spider if you keep ignoring me i am going to rename you to charlie d amelia yes oh my god dude dude okay i'm having patience but believe me i love knives oh my god okay dude okay yes yes yes yes this way in in in in he needs his freedom no he doesn't he needs my leadership okay how are you this clever you are outplaying me in in yes yes can a spider go in a boat minecraft why would that be spiders will not get trapped oh [ __ ] okay i need i need any where is he oh okay hey hey hey hey hey hey home do you have name tag it's too thick don't you ever don't you ever speak about my son like that he's not my son are you [Music] have a [ __ ] bro i don't know there are no pixels there okay understood sorry sorry too far you know too soon okay no wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no stay this way listen i'll look after you look at me look at me don't you don't you give me the side eye don't give me the side eye look look at me yes follow follow follow yes follow [ __ ] dude dude dude dude literally literally i know what's best for you follow me follow me yeah i agree nod yes follow follow follow because when it's night he's gonna get all to have a lead i have a string i could tie that around his neck but i won't even oh come on bud [Music] there we go i don't need elite he's stubborn i don't where would i get a lead from if i yeah this way this way this way this way this way enos no no sign that's the [ __ ] mask thing in here follow man follow you're awesome yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes no you ignorant [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god please come no don't do that sorry i saw flowers holy [ __ ] man [Music] dude for real it has to be before night i am serious stop being a dick stop being a dick come with lead please i will pay back or name tag sorry no i might just waste if it's okay does spider fit in mine carts minecraft dealing with spider transport minecraft forum yeah yeah accept all the privacy are they in minecarts do they [Music] no they don't they don't they don't okay there you are up here [Music] foolish foolish what hill what up here oh hey up here up here up here this oh this tail okay wait do you have it do you have a lead and a name tag um i have a name tag can you jump uh okay um please could you place that could you grab my anvil from my base and place it over here please okay okay sorry sorry sorry sorry about this dude i no it's okay yeah what's with the spider though he's my new best friend new best friend what are you gonna name him i don't know yet oh yeah shroud shroud the spider yeah yeah after my after my other best friend shroud like the shroud yeah yeah michael reject yeah obviously here you go wait why are you there wait can you lead spiders yeah yeah but i don't have a lead okay shroud um okay he's not gonna die now okay that was the big whip that was the big bit all right so gg g okay but i need to get him back to my home um where can you buy leads wait what do you mean can i buy le this isn't [ __ ] leads from what punk do you know i'm about to oh [ __ ] off what no this guy why didn't you keep him because he's not he didn't come to me okay i look um did you look in your chest i are you can you look at my chest okay um oh wait drifter had a lead yesterday did you still have it do i still have it i don't know why would i have no follow follow follow what did i have to do what does that have to do i wasn't on if i punch the spider it'll follow me won't it maybe yeah oh that's gonna be sad though can you heal it i got does potions of of whatever heal it yeah yeah you're right okay you know what i'm gonna put it in a boat wait can you put it no no you can't okay i'm gonna punch it and then get it over there okay shroud don't worry this is for you shroud this is all for you sound like an abusive husband you'll understand later shroud you'll understand you can't comprehend it yet you're too young come this way oh he moved so quickly already oh oh wait uh oh i'm gonna need some armor or a shroud's going to get me oh all right no no no okay okay i've contained him no he goes up okay wait do you we could contain him in there wait no no we'll put him in the floor no i'll put him in the floor oh actually wait okay maybe put um you see what i'm thinking like just a little like i should just be at you but he can get in here he's gonna go in he can go in here if you drop what he got in there i think so but we okay oh wait you might be looking at me now why is he angry at you shroud maybe i just wait okay you come in fully foolish you come down here foolish come down here and then and then i'm gonna punch him and then i need you to place the glass over us oh wait he's not targeting me is he is he talking i can't tell all right wait let me try out you idiot hey let me just try it come down from that shroud it could just be happy there do you want me to put glass yeah yeah it looks okay yeah you're right you're right and then then we can drop it okay you're right we keep shroud there okay i'm gonna build as i was building my house i'm gonna build them into the foundations now thank you foolish you're welcome thank you so so much together it looks lovely thank you i'm gonna shout you when it's done all right i'll speak to you later thank you so much have a pot have a pot have a pot please okay i'm gonna arrange all right that was a holy oh guys thank you foolish and punk that was very nice of them that was a you know what that was my respect levels have gone up okay now we have a shroud in the ceiling um this is a new building task i'm gonna have to build him into the foundations of the home no he's not my son i don't know why he's my best friend dude it's cuz i saw him from the other side of the thing and then he looked me in the eyes and just came over and i was like that's cool come on like that was nice that was actually just a that was a cool move dude well done shroud okay i need any more slabs [Music] okay let's let's keep building up the roof for a second thanks for everyone give a thanks foolish okay i think um i think i'm gonna have to slap the boy in he's not captured properly oh god oh god thank you ever said that in chat [ __ ] hell foolish at a half job never mind [ __ ] you foolish he won't burn he went burned willy no course he went he's a spider right let's keep that so he can get he he'll want he want natural light when he wants sunlight so we should keep we should probably keep a bit open for him dude well done well done everyone i could end stream this second and that would have been a huge success but we've got hours to go that was awesome this house is looking so fabulous these days man thank you well i was kind of i was more just saying it's sort of like a phrase like oh well done really it was well done me you know but like i was like yeah i'll just say i'll just say well done everyone because then you will feel like you did a bit more really it was all completely all me i'm also rambo okay showing his true colors okay okay i'm not sure how to even even try to bounce off of that oh shroud is awesome all right coke in the bin that is that oh yes boy hey i got these shorts in brighton oh i am why this is actually just made my day i get i i i get so attached to animals in minecraft i got i think it's because i have so many animals in real well i have me dogs in real life and it just i just hits me oh this looks awesome man dude guys i've done a good job i mean guys have i done a good job here oh this looks cool um thank you for the t1 so uh from your venus thank you for the five gifted even the boss thank you for the gifted serves bad girl you just gifted so many today i'm just reading um wonder if you've watched loki i haven't been uh thank you you say you're loving the vlogs good news and bad news i got twitch for you but bad news i'm going to start streaming because of you oh oh that was the good news the front of the house is not symmetrical yeah it is it is isn't it right guys it is right i don't need to be man i don't live my life as a in symmetrics that looks cool that looks really nice man okay we need some more logs down here this bit's a bit weird looking bit funny looking in it oh god this is oh man this is awesome it's a bit clumpy up there what happened why is there a big clump anyway let me [ __ ] hell man hello sorry hiya that was really that hey look at this look at this i got a new spider in me it's called no wait no guess what his name is um shagging spider shagging the shagging yeah call him shaggy you know what shagging means not really but i'll find out one day okay he he's he's called shroud it's called shroud is he i was close oh my god bad guy thank you for the 25 gifted subs holy [ __ ] i'm a streamer by the way you're a streamer do you like my house i've been just doing it up yeah it's definitely different what the hell happened well uh american americans happened my friend and they came in and they just tore it down and i went okay bresso rebuild uh i need to go get some more logs i've just i had a stack of them from yesterday because drifter came around how are you tubs how's life with the ron uh yeah he's in the kitchen because his pc decided to like die i know i was there for the in the charlie slimesickle recording as well you know i've done it it just really just did not want to live anymore oh hey where's the nearest place to get oak wood in like a feasible like it's all why don't we go plant some trees bro i'm trying to make this server i'm trying to make the server a little cooler um which is all i do all the time is going around you know changing the game where's the i probably say near last nevada's that's where that's the the nearest place i'd imagine that's where honestly i think it's the new does anyone know where near dude look how nice this looks and cool hey oh it looks so nice now with a random you haven't been on in [ __ ] ages i haven't i haven't i was i was about to get on and like actually do do the streamer thing but then i saw you were here so i thought i'd come annoy you oh i can uh i can joe i can end as you go live if you want i'm not ending for a while but okay i know you're not yeah okay sure i don't mind at that guys i just got you a turbo stream [Laughter] yeah don't want to break hey 19k subs all right boys can we should we go for 20k today i'm go i'm going i'm going full [ __ ] dreamers what are you going to do for 20k subs let's go get a medal let's go get something let's go get some proper men proper mint [Music] my mouth goes oh and then i kiss my own teeth it's a it's a condition it's i was born this way and that's okay it just kind of sucks you know sometimes but hey you know not everyone's born normal and i suppose everyone has their own kind of things that they have to kind of accept and grow up and live with and you know while i'm saying i'm playing about my thing i'm sure there's many people in the street you know yeah yeah yeah some people have their own problems of course of course you know and you've got to respect that i know and i did so yeah and you're an amazing person for that yeah and i have my extendy mouth so cooking stream guys my mum would would beat these [ __ ] at night my mom would not i'm not streaming from my kitchen oh my god you have never cooked anything in your life right you pasta bro i passed her up oh hey by the way i have a bit of a rule at the moment that i kind of i kind of had this uh no tory [ __ ] man use iron stuff basically no one likes a rich guy like every elon musk tweet ever is dislikable like you don't want to be a rich person the other day i ratio dream once by the way it was awesome bad girl i think with the 50 gifted chubs holy [ __ ] jelly tea with a five gifted as well dude dude guys guys can we just get a clapping chat in all lower case of a bad girl who is just carrying the gifted the stream holy balls man thank you for the primes holy balls that's a new one it's not saying balls man uh it's not saying it you're really into balls no oh i don't want you to use any any uh toriyama uh beeper's thing for the five gifted yeah i want you to be on the iron axe grind with me now it's a bit dumb you literally haven't ever right sword though okay but i have i was gonna talk about this later on in the stream so thanks for just forcing it on me i am drifter this is this is drister's knife that she gave me and i am not gonna just take that away from myself i i got given a knife from a a goddess i'm gonna keep it you know like yo we can get dolphins yo oh my god do you want to get a pet dolphin to be friends of shroud no no sherrod doesn't need friends he's shroud he's got he's going to sit he's he's going to web for 10 hours a day he's going to it's not really the world wide web he's a world wow grind right now he's just really into his wow grind he's into his ring right the uh he shroud likes the web doesn't mean he's been on it uh him yeah that was a pun that was a point it was happening your local faces man for the fight go to jealousy with the 10 gifted rpg with a five good oh my god look at me stream i stream my stream i stream my stream and i say things you're really hyper today i just had a coke can i um can you okay can you help me mine oak logs one of the things i've noticed okay can i just say one of the things i've noticed that people do on the dream is when they're you're with someone just kind of hop around them like a weird entity take this and make yourself useful i think i'm gonna just use my normal axe no don't don't hey no you don't use the tory weapons when you're hanging out with me man see look at that you did tory damage not a normal amount i did talk did like eight hearts if we were trying to have some fun there you [ __ ] took three quarters of my health okay no only only can you place me down a crafting table then so i could mine with your fists man remember hey don't forget where you came from by the way guys we're about to hit 20 000 so let's make sure oh there you go gifted i'm not i'm not no honestly remember where you came from you once had to mine a tree with your fist hey hey yo yeah i actually didn't by the way i watched your own old uh sorry i just got 25 gifted puns yeah no puns just get i actually your old vods wouldn't leave my recommended the other day so i just what i binge watched some old tubs oh bad with a 50. what the [ __ ] is wrong with you in a nice way though thank you you know everyone's got their own problems and you know you gotta respect you got yours you just keep giving me oh i keep almost saying something about mumbo jumbo and then getting distracted sorry whoever thank you for whoever just arriving in chat basically the way i was watching hermitcraft earlier because i am a hermitcraft fan a hermitcraft enjoyer and not a dream smp fan and i really i realize does he i like i love him and i think he's really good but he he sounds like a british person who's who's only been described what being a british person is like and has never heard a british person before like that he's like oh no he's like oh that's brilliant and bonkers and i'm like i'm no one says that anymore ever stop disrespecting the judge oh okay no you're right i'm just all right what have you been doing today i'm sorry um so i woke up this morning and i spent um 40 minutes on cool with bank people then i spent 40 minutes how much money do you have these days and then um it was actually telling me how the call was actually telling me about how i'm actually not old enough to have my own money so really yes yes they're like so um yeah you don't have access to any of this and i was like oh okay i guess i will just you could have my money then barclays take it back take it what would i spend it on anyway take it i only wanted subway you know [ __ ] you but yeah you know how much money do barclays have these days from your account billions that you can't that's what i say oh millions really how many how many millions how much money do you have i don't have that much money last time you told me it was eight million no it wasn't it wasn't i strictly remember you saying from my merch drop i made eight million pounds and i went wow guess i'll get on my merch grind then that's true dude you're [ __ ] you're trying to be all humble right now i'm dapping you you said eight million no i didn't you did and you said and you said and then you went and guess how much charity gets and then i hung up because i thought that was a bit strange i remember that this is like this is like the last one oh bad girl thank you for the 20 gifted some silly with a five gifted as well okay we've gotta think of a sub card they're pushing it on me can have my computer really for a day hello awesome let's get some subs uh hey rambu hey ra hey ron boo so you could ask rambu to be to do an impression of a british person and he would be even more accurate than mumbo jumbo is oh i knew you were gonna do it okay let's go back we've got enough wood no he just sounds like like an american person making fun of a british person that's how british he is no he doesn't he does he doesn't watch him okay i'm pulling him up i'm pulling i'm put i'm getting up on my tab don't you dare pull up a mumble mumbo tab this is hardly the time for a mumbo tab oh it absolutely is no no no you're disrespecting him he is my here's my reliable source of gunpowder which is going to be turning you down accusing me of killing things between clips now you know that i haven't been i just set them on fire but it's not me that's killing them is the fact that he's too british he's he's taking what he's done is take it too far he's loving plants anyway i have a little bit peace love and plan he's a vegan has finally come i think it's about time but i am telling you so much oh that was embarrassing i guess instead of going to the moon i'll just go to bed oh i have a kit i'm going to have a kip oh look at this wholesome [ __ ] uh well we're wholesome do we need all of this obsidian for well as many of you have guessed it is to build a ridiculous ghast farm a gas farm that is going to produce many thousands of poncas is it i mean i just need you oh look and find out what this fight for my tiny base because you know this this build isn't particularly very big and with the size of that he's too easy what he's done to beau is take the trend of being british too far he just he's he's overdone it is what he's done he's overdone it he's he's too british for me and billy and i love brit he's he's taken it too far i actually wonder we're going back if he's a matter yeah yeah well i'm just cutting some on my way man [ __ ] jesus girlfriend i i actually wonder if he's just get off my case okay what did you now what did you think i said that get out in our mumbo would go get off my crackers that's very bonkers of you i don't know all that brilliant and i go mumbo you're taking it too far uh-huh he's he's crossed a line for me thank you for the 10 gifted jelly tea i don't yeah [Music] i don't buy it i think it's all a brand awareness thing i think i i reckon he's got i reckon from his last merch drop he made eight million like you did too too i literally didn't and then and then and then how much how many of the proceeds did you give the cherry [Music] zero that's my boy making my boat proud oh i hate this thing for the ten gifted this is about one one of the things you should know me is that i've never told the joke everything i say is pure facts no printer i are you sure you want to commit to that yes guys guys every your local acceleration thank you for the 50 gifted everything i've said is that sorry gone i can think of some sometimes where this this statement would be false please please please i'm gonna just link you a clip on discord right there please just don't don't include anything i've ever said off stream because that that i'm sure that okay okay thank you 10 gifts where it's from do you remember when we were playing pub gene you told us all to get clips it's one of them oh gosh i could have said something terrible and immoral then you did you did so many immoral no no no i i'm sure i'm sure i didn't listen that just doesn't sound like exactly i got i just got 50 gifted subs and you're out here trying to be [ __ ] keemstar on me no there is no drama there is only facts i i called you keem philip starr that's his full name jelly teeth i'm good is it real i don't know i just make things up make up facts you can't okay there is so much wrong with us that that's how right i am baby i make up facts what punk yeah keep running that's a tory item dude get the training away and then the right boots man that's that's just no come on don't hang out with me i don't want to hang out with you if you're being like that it's weird you're so annoying okay at first [Music] if i'm walking on purpose uh yeah not because you don't have enough hunger anyway i think mumbo's a fraud but we can move on from that if you don't i don't i don't think mumbo is a fraud i know you don't yes because he's because he's got you he's got you he's he's grabbed you by the [ __ ] tummy and has picked you up and gone now give me watch time like that telling you that's that that's how he sounds when he's not that honest honest to god honest to god uh are you doing all right like yes i'm doing all right i'm farming under the bridge no i'm that was probably the most normal thing you've done today like in general yeah are you okay what the [ __ ] was that i have you know my do you know what i used to say so i had actually my mum told you i think but i had a little figure of a night when i was about eight and i said this to mum and i went i went my mum my mum she went i went griffin the night ready to fight bursting for war um i have a deep voice man i just never turn it on and i never use it chad you've heard my deep voice before uh-huh i can do i can't speak in it for a long way let me let me see the corpse song oh well no i i actually dislike [Music] i can okay give me a word now say it in me deep voice hello hello hello gamnom style you're just you're just growling this is hardly speaking damn now you're really butchering the name you're really butchering your name why who is dave this looks really nice does my new home hey i'm gonna die right click it i'll i'll left-click it if you don't if you left-click it i will left-click your house dude that would do very little good night all right oh sorry now where are all these mobs out can you drop me down some charcoal we're going in mines you didn't bring any did you [ __ ] bring it out so useless oh yeah i've got loads of people that might all right let's sort out this zombie problem there's far too many and they won't shut up [Music] yeah you need to light them as well oh my god this is like this is like the base catacombs i didn't get the sentence that you just said like do you know what catacombs are well that'll be why hello tommy can you speak your language to tubbo i'm trying to find what ah this fucker's down here there used to be a spawner here dude oh never mind sorry you seem very out of it no no i was just i was just i was [ __ ] apologizing for what i actually did just get a tts a donation that was like hey i don't know if you've seen but your woman jokes are bad and i was like what well i haven't been on twitter but no i'm if i've said anything about women i'm i mean fellas we all know i ain't sexist i'm quite the opposite but sorry if i've i didn't mean to i'm sure i didn't mean it uh and i know i'm in fact i'm a hundred percent i just saw that and it threw me off because i didn't you're a hundred percent what i just i just saw a [ __ ] donut that made me go what ha that's what happens when you're not on twitter.com bro i actually have i actually have been on it you haven't been on youtube i was gonna be like i've been tweeting i haven't been i haven't been scrolling through it oh yeah i i i i do a little bit tweeting oh you were screwed you're a big scroller no no no not me not me i'm not so much yeah i reckon you still scroll now i reckon you're a bit of an indirect checker you know no no not me mm-hmm not me i disagree that's getting here a lot of tummy what i need to do is get this is some dirt i'm sorry also you know when i my when i'm building i have to [ __ ] think really hard why do you want something i don't know do you know why i was on i was having my like no i don't i don't want your tips well i can give you i actually have some pretty good tips building is all it is it's just making patterns dude symmetrical things look better than not symmetrical things you want to build something good like like for basic building just build sound symmetrical like that's what i do what are you doing a shroud so i didn't hear any of that cause i was concentrating on building you really had to concentrate on that yes man because it's [ __ ] tense it's just like place block break don't make day don't make fun of me repeat brain smooth place block break block i got given a knife yesterday oh welcome oh god i got a potion of healing house it was that did you oh nice everyone's upset about my corp and i'm not upset as everyone's shocked by my my corpse voice i'm just reading the chat right i actually think cox has a very cool voice yeah oh there's still one there okay go on what else have you been up to today um so after my bank call when they said i wasn't allowed to have my own money um i spoke to glasses about you know oh keyboard custom i love my custom keyboard man yeah i you when i when i was at your house i used it it's very cool i know you freaked out it's because it's so heavy it is [ __ ] heavy in it like you could kill someone with that you could slam it around someone's skull and they'd be a gunner and then night night night night night good friend night night sleep well never come back up oh wow we went down the same route with that damn what else is on the list i'm gonna take these hey what what what why i haven't spoken to carl in ages carl is uh in limbo i think oh anyway let's destroy his house because i i have never seen him use this ever where does he live now because this is really ugly amen not okay well no where does he live now though he lives in like coke is he living there does he need this because it's a bit i'm a little bit like in the way i'll dm him and then do him and say hey carl um hey carl can we have our space back please hey carl so something happened to your house yeah and we don't really know what happened i think it got struck by lightning and burnt down what are the odds what what are you i honestly though we didn't do anything because you know it's not our properties it's not our property really we're not to blame for this we're not housewarming gift and then it's just okay no one has been here for months no one has been here for months yeah literally no one you can smell it what do you mean you could sweat mold is there mold no diamonds in this chest i promise it will be listen if we will always reimburse him if we have done wrong do not fear about all i do is reimburse no no with not with my money i have no money i only have i only have lego that is very true did you open the boxes that came on the pallets have you actually built any of them yet no they don't need to what did you make look around look around okay let's just let's just work out what what things don't one of the things i've realized recently is and you will have noticed this no one has logged on for months for like the last month and then i logged on and i've gone let's just get rid of the things that no one uses because then people come back what yeah can we get rid of this big ugly thing in the sky no i love it no one does ever use that but what other things do people know i'm just looking from up here no one uses this big obsidian tower but eric made out of obsidian oh no that's cool that's cool i like everyone likes that like it's respectable in it it doesn't get in the way basically things that get in the way you know what i mean captain puffy she's in the way i would you wouldn't you agree first why why what do you have against captain she's in the way i actually oh why is it only puffy i thought she was really cool and we did therapy and then and then and then turbo and then she attacked me all because i destroyed a building that no one had used to be fair that building anyway let's get rid of carl's house uh am i allowed to use my quote unquote no no dude just grab some diamonds from we can destroy the first layer and then see by tomorrow if anything happens and then we'll get rid of the rest of it because like the the target no one had been in for months i don't know if people have been in this recently okay so you're also burning the stuff now there seems a little no no no no no no wow that's just what do you make of this cobblestone yeah yeah wow i'm just we really we're just hammering [ __ ] well i mean you're kind of like the driving factor for all of this okay we leave it here then we put a sign and say hey can we take the rest down please thank you we no we give him a little ultimatum yes give money someone else to payment hi carl are you using this house if not we get rid of smile you have 24 hours i don't know oh yeah oh yeah okay yeah i just forgot he doesn't know the time frame he doesn't know the time frame 24 [ __ ] hours minutes oh okay okay cool that's fine it's just i've never seen anyone in it you know what i mean yeah i mean he was in at the start a lot when we used to play together but he's going he's going away what was he i'm looking at yeah i need more dirt now dude come get dirt with me brother look into the eyes of the mud and think ah yes i love you eyes off the mud gonna dig it with shovel sorry sing with me so sexy relocated to the other room why doesn't he put the laptop in your room oh do you still use snow chester because i'm loud and annoying um kinda yeah that's not no no no there's no dresses i've seen foolish [ __ ] house in there yeah best not to touch that one look out creeper has your mic gotten louder yeah i made myself louder to be more funny oh well i'm oh dude i didn't even know that's how it worked wait so if i just if i just go like [Music] why is everyone in the chat going this is this isn't funny this is just loud they just don't understand who are you insane they just don't ate you know what they just don't know they just don't know us like we know us yeah we know us the best because we are the best us we i am the best man look me in the mirror i think nothing wrong [Music] oh jeez hey hey yeah dude why does rambo look like that um he's clearly going through it you know midlife crisis and all it is i did you see he he posted come in the chat earlier that was so weird that was so weird man that really freaked me out i thought i was like i thought hey help me friendly who's pringles guy oh the guy from the pringles can you know you can't fit your hand in the pringles guy i just love my bun i actually can't have really really narrow hands no you don't have no you do not fit your hand in a pringles can man literally i kid you not no you don't no you don't i can i'm not even kidding i can [Music] you're chatting magic let's go back literally not i will walk to co-op right now to prove a point to you don't want to call right now to prove a point i will i literally can get my hand in the pringles can you check can anyone else everyone's talking about carl say yes they can you know yeah but that's because you're all so little and small than 13. no but there's nothing wrong with that but i'm not listen in comparison i'm not little and smaller than 13. i'm huge you are a huge man who has never done anything look at the size of my hands ah you actually really do have huge hands i don't have huge hands i have normal sized hands no no no no no so you have like a big like body bit of the hand but you have long fingers because you play the piano so like they're just intrinsically big i don't even know that's not they didn't like using words they didn't just become bigger because i play the people that's not like why is there blood now why is there blood there blood wear ah um you know i had a bad run in with a close friend of mine why is my pinky so far what [Music] what my hands are normal that's just me stretching them that's that's my normal hand [Music] if you chat manifold that's the [ __ ] gross hands oh my god jack manifold is so questionable all the time [Music] sometimes i just sit and think ah jack jack is real isn't it he really is he's not he's not probably in hindsight he actually isn't admittedly he's not hey do you remember when we used to do those streams where it get like an error into the stream and we just start taking cues and a's do you want to do that while we fill in the bottom of my house with dirt because we haven't done that for ages i'm a bit more on edge doing it live now but i'm i'm happy too if you are how do you feel about that chat old stream smile oh talk wait wait how that where the hell did you go i'm down here yeah i haven't the last two streams haven't been as chatty so we'll get a bit chatty bro so i'm down here i want to fill in the holes and just fill this [ __ ] look come down here where are you here here i kind of want to fill this in with dirt because can you shove me some of the dirt i thought you mind a load no i mind it for you to pick up okay here you go some dirt yeah go on boys there's a lot of you here and i haven't done this for eight i mean i've done it a bit on the old but that's not this big because this bits kind of come on okay you know no no we keep these tunnels i mean above it you know like the boxing the only time i remember the boxing ring is from that one stream where we tried building it we actually did nothing that entire time yeah let's just fill it in yeah come on everyone like this place has been blown up so many times i wonder if we just had like a blank slate of the world what we would do i do often wonder that i wonder what happens when we have the new minecraft update man that freaks me out oh my god i can't wait i really really hope we get a blank slate oh really what yeah because well like blank slate but like same world if you know what i mean so like we all have i'm out of dirt already by the way i'm just out of dirt you look a lot faster than me oh wait no you click better than me okay let's take our iron shovel okay let's go near last nevada's just pick up all the dirt from it near the spawn yeah that's a good i think that's good up here tubs look where you know big rooster started calling you tubs like this i think it's awesome i think everyone should start calling tubbs tubs instead of it's cool it's a good name tubs i would prefer you know my actual name but that's her oh oh oh [ __ ] i that was such a cool clutch i just did it did you put on the boots i put on the boots but like a second before i hit the ground like i'd hit the ground but like the damage had not come through yet but i put the boots on that didn't die god so i can hit that i mean you know you know what tubs i'll give you that so i had it anyway let's take some so yeah i'm seeing a lot of donations i dude i haven't been as on the internet as i usually have been at the minute i've been mainly uh posting youtube videos and just spamming out tick tocks well so people if you want to donate questions just put them in the chat me for me in turbo we'll try and answer them but either way because i'll wait can i just read this one because i've okay i didn't i can't so i've seen people go yeah we're we're a bit lots of us this way bit upset with you making sexist jokes and stuff and i can see that so i'm sorry about that i mean sometimes sometimes i i toe the line and go the other side of it so i'm sorry about that obviously this is a welcoming community for just absolutely anyone so you don't have to worry about that but yeah if i've got i'll tone it down i'll reign it in a bit sorry i didn't realize that the reception of that was that i think one of the things trying to make jokes is that all you want to do is just kind of make [ __ ] that people enjoy but the problem with the internet is you can't immediately tell like you know if you're on a [ __ ] live audience and you're telling a joke and no one laughs or like half the people laugh that's where it's pretty clear i mean that's usually why i like streaming with other people because like i can hear turbo giggle or not giggle and it gives me a okay don't say that but do say that see i'm sorry about that i'll i'll definitely run it in but i was a bit taken aback so i did not know about this okay let me turn it down but but the tick tock is especially much more of a character than the other youtube stuff so i wouldn't and like anything hello tick-tock like that's not [ __ ] that's not tom simons you know so i wouldn't i wouldn't worry about that hello tick-tock thinking about boobies you know for the first time and it was really really difficult i've been making lots of them at the moment because um i didn't understand how to make it so they could hear my voice so i had to record it again and sync it to the video tree where do you think it's a good place to get dirt that no one's gonna give a [ __ ] from uh i'm probably here yeah it's actually yeah here's a good spot um yeah i'll tell you what do you want me to give you have my streamlabs access don't you don't you so you can see uh no not anymore uh can you send me an invite link i'm actually being kicked out of my stream lambs at the moment so no and i have to re-enter my credit card details generally though internet i've been much less on twitter and read it and stuff which i think is really good but um so i'm less up to date with the reception on things of you know if someone's upset about this or people okay hey mine with an iron shovel please uh but it will get done quicker no no no no no no none of that [ __ ] i'm strong-minded um that looks like a dick balls up there [Music] oh my god um ah scott's major my man's what's your favorite song on your spotify playlist oh do you like it scott mate at the moment it is the top i can hear you dude don't hey man come on toby no i want you to use the come on man respect my listen bro respect my boundaries that's that's sort of what they are use the name i gave you iron man i can't bother to craft one don't you're doing that thing where you give up because you realize it's the not exact most efficient way what the [ __ ] uh hi don't worry guys not dream one two three who the [ __ ] is not dream who the [ __ ] are you wait is he the spawn what the stay with me stick close stick close okay maybe this might be so chilled after all let's mine dirt and stick close you sound you suddenly sound a bit are you you sound sadder i'm defeated why you've defeated me oh big i've spoke to bq in ages what's going on what's going on [ __ ] okay okay let's go let's go keep getting dirt okay let's just keep my favorite song on my playlist at the moment is the top one they're usually sort of in order of what i'm listening to the most scott if you are listening to me playlist at the moment i'm glad people are enjoying it making playlists is awesome i love making playlists where's our hole can you please not immediately give up just because we've not we're doing it a more slow paced way so i can read the stream for longer i'm upset with you oh what the [ __ ] okay okay wait wait wait he has a stash it hasn't hi it's okay what's your name let's see if it likes the berry ah okay let's save it let's save it so it's eternally grateful what's your name tommy big man toby mine is tom what the [ __ ] no it's not my name is tom tabo among us imposter stay close among us among us you are imposter you're gonna vent broski uh hi okay wait no wait wait keep him down keep him in there keep him in there no no no no oh my god can we please keep him as like a like a like a trophy that is nice to you no no no no no no no you go out with them for that personality is my friend not personalities trophy come on we can put him in a nice stash bro it's still complement his stuff let's get him on our side compliment the stash yes so what's your name tom wait okay this is this is uh what are your interests oh are you god what do you like girls britain what else do i like uh dogs um i like the dark abyss of the limbo plane no what do you mean girl at the same what means same oh the queen no no no no no what the hell is this what the [ __ ] okay wait oh you've got no don't arm at this everyone it is you've got like a little mirror buddy hey hey not cool what the [ __ ] you've got like a little mirror buddy he's not my mirror i'm i i was here first yeah so that's why he's the mirror buddy no do you have discord is this just dream this is a dream on a note no no this is a new person no w not dream that was that's already his gamer tag let me download it it's downloading discord stuff but this is where this is this is the identity theft is not is not something to you know what i said earlier about like nothing i've ever done is a joke identity theft that isn't a joke you can't joke about it you just said identify no it's not oh dude he has a stash he has a stash i can't grow a stash oh so maybe he's the better version i honestly i can't even tell you guys apart dude we look so different you don't without the stash i wouldn't be able to tell you apart [ __ ] you no genuinely like if he didn't have the stash i would not know who tom was and who tommy tom simon's tom is is he wait is it what's his surname i swear to god if he says simmons what's a simmons ah oh is that how you spell your surname no i'm simon's but then people well once i went up and they were stuck it for simmons and i looked the head teacher in the eye in my eyes they shot bullets no identity theft is not a joke tom no we're not twinning oh my god i hate the internet so much you're gonna start saying the word manifested in the moment oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] um this guy's pretty cool oh why do i see foolish and rambu over there i don't know maybe maybe he belongs to that okay no okay let's keep him for us let's keep him for us yeah yeah he's ours claimed claim claim him claim him claim him blame him i aim him our land our land our dream and this is lalandberg this is no no this is this will be this is this is drug drug this is the drugs sorry foolish sorry foolish three player land okay dodgy area there's four nope stop three three okay keep them as yeah hello what do you mean hello hello hello who is that it's not dream tom what [ __ ] okay what the okay let me show this on stream dude [ __ ] off dream hello hello tom it's safe here for words what tell remember to go away i need food sure tom sure i give you food tomorrow go go into the other room and hit rambu okay [Music] i just heard a gun that was almost about moving that was not gun come with me uh tom what are your [ __ ] actually i think that was it come with me come with sorry sorry this is uh it's not the nicest of areas wait wait wait he just sorry that's not tubbo over there he just quit my game okay so what why why okay have you heard of dream tom yeah okay what he waitlisted me okay so why are you what do you mean why are you what are you doing why do you do it that way i just come to play on the smp i don't know i okay how did you get invited um he messaged me and said do you want to join he said quote your name is the same as tommy's it would be funny that sounds like a very dream poor poor in taste joke to have done it it really does doesn't it so um yeah dream is such an idiot yeah what do you hate most about dream his idiot-ness have you watched many of my streams not dream are you familiar with any of the dream sm peers all of them really what was the first one um you joined and you were exiled you were sent to uh snow buying and you killed yourself my first stream ever what high pixel game was it ever in all like my first stream ever um let me think it was uh um sky wars no it was wasn't it it's not warlords it was bed wars not dream oh okay i meant that's what i said i meant ben where i'm from we say sky instead of bed where are you from where are you from what i'm from bed skytown turbo can i just speak to you for a moment okay one second you just stay here not dream what the [ __ ] okay okay over here what the [ __ ] okay no no no no no no what the [ __ ] is ben he's listing what the [ __ ] is bed sky turbo what do we do now no we have i would describe us as having there is a new player on the smp before foolish comes and tempts him okay i say oh my god remember in the basement of your house we've got that cell let's put him in there oh no no no no no no no no we're past that era of the no no that's wrong well we could what do so he sounds and his name is tom you know and he's and he's taking a lot after me um i know quite a lot of toms you have quite a common name no i don't you're violating the contract what's the tom tract as as my friend you're only allowed to be friends with one of the top one tom and it is me tom simons you can't have friends with any other cousin you're not friends with him he's just related to you okay okay what do we do um guns you got a spare gun okay i'll show him a liar okay let's ask him about drugs okay yo what's up uh tom hey come with me why so tom what are your interests and i'm going in and uh do you have a girlfriend um do you have a girlfriend yeah okay yeah yeah i'm just gonna leave what the [ __ ] okay um can you do this voice hello hello i feel like you just dream uh not even on a budget but just him the person you are you are you actually and you are that's a good joke taboo yeah what what have a gun we love guns it's uh it's my favorite flavor and i have a lighter do you like smoking you why did you get a bone do you like smoking yes yes i don't really like smoking i don't really like it either oh what the [ __ ] oh my okay [ __ ] you no no no no no youtube bonds you do bond for a moment so stop copying me i'm not copying you okay i can't sprinkle what's your favorite smell what's your favorite you first women okay what is women's smell glorious okay it's my dog oh this is my bit my pet spider shroud and do you like my new house i just rebuilt it uh not dr no no no no no no no which one did he break why did he pull up his gun whenever i did that well yeah keep him up keep him keep keep this [ __ ] guy under underwraps right you're the good if that's okay did he break i can't even calculate i just heard a glass breaking sound it was there what don't [ __ ] grief me you [ __ ] sorry we were currently j we have i've literally been he's getting gradually more and more equipped no doubt listen okay just because he follows the toy rules seriously look at me in the eyes look at me none of this armor no no you have to be no no listen i don't care no armor all right no torch you can use the gun and that's the only tory weapon hey you okay welcome to my home i prefer if you didn't just steal things turbo hand me the armor hand me the armor seriously please no you have to trust me please this is part of the tomtrax rule one i'm always right i never signed the top you did sign the time trap by going hi tom how are you that was that is verbal agreement wait he's escaped no no he's back with the armor no you're not a hostage hey you're like hand me the armor it's a yeah i can't have dinner father i'm with my new best friend tom wait no don't give it to the dog man please dad i'll come down and grab it in a moment wait look please might have it in my room please where i have it in my room thank you what are you having for dinner uh turkey do you like coke yes not not just come over here toby hand me the armor man you gotta follow the rules of the tom track no i'll fall out with you okay i'll just leave goodbye say something stop him come on come back oh okay why hand me the uh look i'm coming to you in the rain please how many please it's my one thing i ask oh my god i just i just simply can't argue with my statement such as this oh okay thank you see all right now dream tories they aren't they aren't so great we're gonna just keep it in here because we don't want to be like tories all right because it looks dodgy all right so keep it in hey leave it in there please dude get out of my stuff man come on make a good impression then come on man you know what [ __ ] hey tom so we were just filling in my basement your surname what's your son simmons so you do have some differences tom simmons is what my my my my principal called me and insulted me in front of the entire school on awards night oh no awards night i got the award for my house's highest achievement points and you have taken what and the blue house of which me and my friend erin were in i had the highest conduct points which is the ratio which is the ratio between behavior points and achievement points and they said tom simmons and it was a huge insult to wait do i yeah just you know i just let him go tomorrow no no no don't don't come back okay look at me we need to be the least tories we can be if we're making a new impression i don't what oh what you want to be a talk this not dream guy i want to use my stuff no dude no i saw that for you listen i know you no but that's how that's how people get bored because you do everything so quick no you want to take your life slow and breathe have you watched the hit show the hit film about time listen there's a guy and he can time travel and he can rewrite days but in the end the he decides he won't rewind the days and he just takes them in one day at a time you are do you want do you he would not what the [ __ ] hey tom simmons hi where'd he come from i i don't know i've got okay i didn't i didn't know that hogwarts was real no this is just my secondary school i was in the blue house i was in pegasus house which i don't say that out loud if i said mine it [ __ ] boxes me oh does it oh yeah yeah i can't say can you hand me some yeah hogwarts isn't real that's just the house system in the uk at king's cross station there isn't even a platform nine so how could there have been a platform nine and three quarters i was at king's cross and actively looking for i haven't watched harry potter i haven't watched harry potter i don't i watch lord of the rings because i'm a big guy i'm not a [ __ ] lord of the ring says harry potter but not for [ __ ] can i have some dirt please um no do you have anything i can't use okay why don't you go to your other hand you can actually absolutely just fill this in with cobblestone that was like that was a brilliant idea not a dream yeah so okay what do you um i'm baffled because dream actually chews that he's never he almost never adds anyone to this smp well he added me okay what did you have to do to get in did you have to what did you have to do to get in what are you doing i had to bother him lots and lots and lots of times that's true how do you know that's true how do you know that's true you got in because he would sit silly dream went hmm who do i who who who you have one friend and i went um and then added you well he said that my name sounded like you're so yeah didn't i yeah but now okay why doesn't he why didn't he add anyone else this is what can you okay can you see why this is confusing due to the the nature of how similar your voice sounds to a dream do i tell you let's say this in fact you know what you know what tom you you help as well what what okay what do you like doing what is there something you want to do have you got a purpose what's your purpose [Applause] what's your purpose to find happiness and eternal bliss to get [ __ ] same thing basically what's your purpose same good job i knew you had it in you okay well one thing you should know about me is you should never call a woman a [ __ ] you should always refer to them as their name it's almost derogatory so that's really weird that you would agree with that it was a trick question all along oh my god i agree with that as well but okay but the things were two different points so you can't agree with both i agree why not about that okay hmm let's agree that i can agree let's think of some other opinions for you to agree with oh my oh my brain has just opened up a large span of possibilities do you agree with i i i actually love the sidemen so i think they make the best vlogs me too i actually think ksi is the best youtuber and everything he does is incredible me too okay i tread lightly now i think george is really ugly you broke him oh nevermind sorry i was lagging what happened i think george is really ugly me too oh wow you must be a real one then oh you're right tom tom simmons i oh wow i mean that wow why why you know what i need food okay i i need i need i need a girlfriend but i don't have one wow see sorry it's okay i manage i need real life food hey give me food okay you know what not dream i need real life food too so i'm gonna stand here and and you could entertain my stream this is a weird angle yep have fun mom is it dinner all right okay well so it looks like i've i've um i'm in very low health now why is that tom give me food okay i almost i needed food so what did you eat his flesh that was i almost said this wasn't even enough to heal well i do i'm out of food track a second what let me close that okay i'll give you some flesh so who's your okay i'll i'll give you the rundown who's your favorite woman too i have lots of crimson planks let's go fill it in who's your favorite come on everyone who's your favorite woman he punched me off did you punch me off no it was a skeleton turbo my good friend my best friend you would never lie to me was it a skeleton um i have no idea because i went to my fridge to my dismay all of my food is out of date again why is all the food do not read the chat do not read the chat he pooped on me just ignore them ignore them ignore them okay what are you a bit what's your name in chat i can give you vip um do you have a twitter account we can add each other i do not okay that's pretty weird and incognito of you how did you get contacted to join the smp um apparently he was looking up in the phone book anyone named tom simmons really yes dream uses the phone okay what are the things you know about dream that i don't are his manhunts faked i think they are you think they are yeah do you agree please tom do you agree that all the manhunts are faked i mean you broke him again no no i don't think i did we're just waiting i mean it's j it's just kind of obvious you know like you agree right it's extremely obvious yes i mean i mean that what just say it out loud that the manhunts are fake you know that's the sentence that you should say you've overloaded his brain please been overloaded i thought i was lagging i was vlogging so so are they uh are are they faked are the minecraft manhunts faked i don't know you have to ask dreamers what do you think i think they are can we speak to detective dream bring him out here once again why now okay my dream can clone himself i think no i don't think i think dream has gone insane when detective dream gets here can i interrogate him i'm really good at that do you think he speaks funny she's like she had to get the ball see i bet he sounds like that i'm detective see i do my job well not right can i interrogate him when he gets here of course he can i'm stuck down here can't wait yeah i had to like wiggle out i think with the 1500 bits you'll look alex lol yo local axolotl yo local my account is that okay just use my account what the [ __ ] this is getting weird hello hell is that detective dream hello hello you sound so so normal detective dream where are you i need to ask you a couple questions when i last heard detective dream he was going to take a drink like that on a live stream oh detective dream oh wow you are really slim i'm gonna need to ask you a couple questions buddy okay [ __ ] hey detective dream oh there isn't enough room in this town for the both of us oh [ __ ] hey what's up guys it's me detective simons at my own service um i look crime through the eyes of the law and also my own eyes detective dream let me let me play the the dream jazz surname detective oh my god 50 gifted thank you so much my first name is detective and my surname is dream okay what is your parents names they are this isn't the dream sneaky music what's the dream sneaky music anymore does anyone want the bow wow wow not dream surely you have a leak a link to what that one that's in the manhunts i do not have a link no what the [ __ ] okay what's it called i don't know i don't what what is it called i don't know i don't remember the dream yeah he's passing the test so far okay dream music users music that dream users okay i'll go through it all i'm gonna find it i'm not guys i am all right you're back and you're not wearing a detective outfit i know i i came to the conclusion of my case this man is official he's official he's a detective the [ __ ] lots of thinking he's he's official shut up i want to find the detective second i just wait wait look me in the eyes look look me in the eyes guys i'm not even tabbed in i'm trying to find the right music [Music] say it to my face okay are you in that case you'd have laser eyes use your laser eyes on me right now what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] laser eyes just just do it just do it use the light look look hey detective dreams lady you knew around these parts these hair parts use the laser eyes holy [ __ ] okay completely he's completely oh my god oh god don't look at me in the eyes you look at me right now detective dream you son of a [ __ ] you put you look at me right now how many caters have you solved it's my last day before retirement it's me drinks i have solved not detective billion but that's so wow [Music] okay i'm coming okay just don't blind me please okay one second you guys keep talking come on man what's up you really messed up my you really messed up my eyes dude [Music] sorry i went all low poly it happens when i get scared i go all low-poly look weird they they just get real big when i go low-poly what the what is the dog doing yo that's my dog what's the dog doing [Music] all right [ __ ] please don't call me that look at my dinner man what is he i think detective dream may pass away shortly a detective dream he died now this is matt this is actually detective why is it why is the music still playing too much why is the detective dream music still playing my eyes he died dude he's dead and now why did he just now you listen to me detective dream i've heard you round these hip huh i'm on my way back don't worry oh i'll see how about i can't sprint this is [ __ ] sauce [Music] now detective dream sometimes too i can just tell exactly what you're saying even though there are so many spelling mistakes yeah [Music] well you listen to me i've seen people like you in these hair parts are you smoking a what even is that asparagus now this is this is filled to the brain with nicotine i'm only smoking nicotine where are you oh i missed him [ __ ] you what you got any accents detective dream can you do an accent which one oh this one a detective one this is i'm a detective this is my deal okay what do you do is it like okay i'll be honest it's quite obscure could you really remind me this other guy i know called dream he's a big [ __ ] he uploads the same video every month and he's a but i don't [ __ ] hate him ah other than that he's all right i know who you speak of you don't know you don't know dream no i do i know okay what's this deal you've got any inside info on him i do what is it i can't share that i can't share oh god what do you have to do to get it out of you i'll do anything for some insight right now this is a long i've been working on this case for 50 years i'll get you some food get it fresh [Music] no okay very hungry okay i've been working on this one case for 50 years drink drink is that is the best is the best cop no no no cop it's the best um detective that's that's the term i'm gonna eat my bacon and turkey it's my comfort food it's how i stay sane after all the horrors i've seen it's so much more than that now what are you doing around these hero parts investigate mainly eat food show the [ __ ] up what are you investigating who's us any sassy backers out here my dog's not sass i i was not implying that no your dog seems to suspiciously be listening to our conversation though nah he's not suss oh now the dog water broken hair guys now who who's being sussy [Music] guys whisper it to me if you need to be whisper it to me why is he she or them being sussy what how would he how and now how did he do that guys what's going on he only did that after you joined them what about what's the reason you're here and why who is that other guy tom why are you confusing us so much how am i confusing you you asked but you asked my friend tom and he got me on okay we can speak to tom again if you want don't tell him but i think i'm gonna kill the tom guy that can only be one good i mean that's part of the contract yeah so you know just gonna wait for him to log in you know just take him down okay yeah the dog is where's my dirt going oh i'm getting all hot and bothered in my room because there's all this gravy you're gross that is natural that is absolutely natural no you're gross nice literally you've done that before just not in public you've done that before just not oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry let's keep filling in the hole why have you gone now what happened oh okay tom tom no no no no no this is not this is um okay john this is generally not accepted in a current day society is dressing there is a small portion of the world that will accept you for this of this passion of yours however me and turbo we are not that portion my friend there are different conventions for it there are different people who will enjoy it but not us there's a one man on this survey even here the ones like mine yeah but the onesie has fur on it my friend no it doesn't it's a wealth move look at it yeah it's a duck there's no fur look ducks has got feathers yeah feathers feathers it's even worse feathers is not fur can you help me fill this interval why am i the only one doing anything around here because you're the only one with materials because i'm not allowed to gather materials because i quote that's tori [ __ ] you know me too well yeah i've tried i've trained you well uh-huh so why don't you give us a bit of chatter then john cause cause i'll be honest you've confused me quite quite the amount how well okay you're very similar to dream and there have been three people three new members that have just logged on i have a confession what i am tom don't understand no okay i'm really struggling detective dream yeah tom he's also top it oh my oh my gosh oh my god it was all dark no no no i refuse to believe no i then i'll prove it to you i heard tabbo say he was gonna kill me when i logged on so i created john oh no i'm sorry tom i didn't mean it it was just part of the tom truck i thought you couldn't kill something so cute i you're not you're not cute tom what are your goals in life that aren't the same as mine because i'm kind of trying to work out where you know what what do we do from tom what are you doing tom tom just blocking you in uh tom tom this isn't very 1000 iq of you tom dream would not do this dream would understand that the bigger consequences of doing this tom tom i'm not sure this is a thousand percent funnier tom um this is 80 at best this is maybe even no maybe even six percent wow that was a big drop yeah we have very different funny gauges i'm eating me broccoli but it's covered in gravy so i can't use my hands why would you use your hands anyway you're so strange tom do you have creative mode no ah can i have a command block no please it will be 800 funnier look at me tom all right say about that i'll do the talking um what the [ __ ] like can you just explain to us if you're good or bad or eat like i i usually know how to act around someone i'm good good easy bad but you're just me you're just me too you like you just me tom that's true but now that you know who i am and we've established it we can just move on and i'm just i'm all you need to know i'm a new member of the s p and i'm here okay well we'll move on then so what we've been doing today out i'll induct you in fact i'll keep playing my animal crossing music i'm changing my skin one second okay we need to fill in the basement of this house hey question for you tom we were going to destroy carl's house i just messaged him actually kyle do you wanna come on my stream we're about to destroy your house smile smile you did smile we're currently trying to work out if we're allowed to do that do you think we do is that would that be cool with you tom is it all the house the one that's next to mine yeah um i as tom as a third party what you have to drop the glove so i would love to take it down myself oh hey oh take this action pickaxe and go do it bro that's perfect panic powers no no no they aren't real and if they are they're not real they're not real to both that that's so good we were about to do it ourselves tom well this is better i agree oh no no no what that if you dig in there that goes here oh okay oh tom you're so why shroud yeah shroud is his name look through here i almost just let him out let's shrap can you say his name please dude [ __ ] hell can you move your dog tubs um i didn't put the dog though manifold right now what the dog here we go what's the dog yeah good work tom okay good work tear it down i'm just stealing there's oh there's nothing in here go you've got this whoo kyle just replied lol carl was like oh yeah good work you're doing great keep it coming completely fantastic all the way down go team let's keep okay i actually have another thing that we need to do tomorrow let's go detour ourselves and get some iron armor i've taken down my third of the house your third there's two of you okay [Music] we're clapping i stopped did he stop popping he does okay what if i start whoa oh i don't want him to go get him attaboy i keep falling in this is is a sound board i think it is now how are you doing if i hear another boy oh wait oh [ __ ] guys guys i think i oh this is lovely i think connor's just realized that his house is gone oh no oh [ __ ] no no no no no he's building another house don't just kill him come on have some class at least at least say hi to the guy conor pan smile vc don't worry i'll give you a lighter oh wow this is like one of them go get him hello hey conan connor where did my health go well we had to get rid of it for tax for tax purposes i pay my taxes i'm like i'm a good citizen right no my tax purposes it was it was where have you paid your taxes where's the proof where's your where's your tax receipt yeah was your time you got me you got me do you have any tax receipts you could show for my strategy no i've never paid taxes in my life i actually i should have expected this go get them holy [ __ ] sorry the most caught in the clap that's almost caught in the clap right now he's got the clap go get him oh that oh that's still bow he he don't stop we're currently just tearing down uh carl jacobs's home look at him wait why are you tearing down carl oh well recently we um oh tax purposes yeah that i mean that's something that summarizes it much better than there is a great business opportunity here for you i actually don't know how i managed to do that i'm impressed with myself sorry it's okay i never do what did you do what did you do he shot me in mid-air yeah you recorded mid-air no i'm damn it i'm not oh wait nvidia clip do you have that on no oh it was so cool well the world will never see it i've actually just completely and utterly lost all of my belongings where the hell did they go i think conor took a lot of them and then left connor oh i found him connor that's my land man oh do you even pay you for it no you can't build there i gotta i gotta remove this is there a we're gonna build open like by this tree no far over there like as in like over there like past the fence you know anywhere past the fence anywhere past the fence okay this is i mean this is just really good i can fix this i mean what you've done is turn it quite frankly normal situation into an awkward one no no i'm just i was just trying to make a house man it's not you've turned it really go get them thanks for the thing i mean type of hope you find your things man go get him attaboy so have you met tom connor tom go connor tommy's a boy tom is not dream one two three i could really do with some help on the psychological end of this one why are your eyes so big wait what uh he lasered me in the eye okay i honestly thought it was going crazy i was like there's no way your eyes were always that big have you been really clapping that entire time yeah my hands already hurt now i'm just dude look at this i'm just look how much less things there are whoa i swear to what the hell happened to my arrow dude i want to frame that arrow i don't know what happened to your arrow tom meet connor eats pants he eats pants for breakfast lunch and dinner [Applause] in the name he also runs the most successful esports organization ever so i just found your arrow by the way look it's here did you yo thank you i can't it's bugged i can't pick it up so connor this is tom uh where is he i don't i don't know [Music] pum go get him yes had a boy at the house your house where did you go i shot down here oh [ __ ] sex there's another floor the old mighty honk what does that mean it's probably a cult really definitely sounds like a court sound a bit cool in there what does what does honk mean it's like the replacement for [ __ ] oh yeah i'm eating me turkey at the moment and i i'll be honest that one caught me off guard that one got me too [Laughter] go get him oh my god a boy oh my [ __ ] comfortable you know this is this is totally off topic this is not about me at all because i'm not a youtuber because i'm not dreaming but you know the best thing that youtube ever added what what when you're like going when you scroll through your comments as like a creator you can see the little like sub thing like they know whether they're like publicly oh what the little red circle then i'll see like an absurd hate comment and then it's like they have the [ __ ] sub icon it's like what what the what the hell is wrong with you i dream big fan go [ __ ] yourself by the way [Laughter] okay i was just like i was like i just clicked on the help for review and then this is the this is like the first comment in the [ __ ] like subscribe at least they're publicly subscribed it's like what the [ __ ] but that i mean it's not it's not a one-off like you can you can just like literally scroll through it you'll you'll see it like out for a review i'm looking at mine i think there's a lot of people that are just like subscribed they're just subscribed i'm scrolling because youtube told them to be yeah youtube made them subscribe you do give very specific directions they have notifications on that way no this is the worst one everyone [Music] but let me show you this on stream you just unsubbed you are d word i used to love you now i hate you [ __ ] you says daniel marry a subscriber it's so funny like that you are d word what is d word the word what is the word well that's what that's what i've been that's it's been a past time of mine is point is finding the funniest like sub comments from people that are that are subbed my most recent sub comment is being a connor eats pants fantastic being a fan of judas before he sold out jesus what does that mean what is it what do you mean by that i don't i don't know if i have any of these guys you don't get hate comments you merely tub honestly wait i'm i'm searching for hate comments has anyone noticed that now you get all the check mark comments at the top of your videos all the time what's a checkmark comment it's where they watch the first eight seconds of the video then comment what i can read out some on the new manhunt how do you see that you just go by top comments um it's the comments that they that they that they did for oh no actually that you know what they're not as funny as i thought sorry how do you store it you know you just but yeah you're on youtube you just go to top comments and they're all there [Music] i don't see a check mark no the people with the ticks have you noticed how people comment now to get more subscribers guys i've got a really weird phenomenon what's your phenomenon all of my comments which are held for review are different accounts posting exactly this what is it never never give you up never it goes never miss your boy johnny connor that is my view connor what's wrong that's not cool i was told build a house outside the oh like go outside the fence you want to know what i do oh that's good that's actual real activism i'd love to hear that man i volunteer part-time at the irs all right now that's just that's just working for the man actually that's not cool at all you want to know what the irs thinks about this don't we have the hmrc not the irs i know but i fly to america volunteer and then go home he flies to america to work for the irs he's that big of a fan yeah but the wyoming irs specifically it's it's literally only to get them off his back though like he's evading taxes remaining taxes by by being a nice guy all right well it looks like i'm homeless again connor i can give you a home hey james do you have a home that's not his name is it what was this guy's name again it was craig uh craig do you have a home my name is tom he's correct we call him craig because he doesn't deserve a name we we pick his name on the daily watch this connor [Music] yeah yeah that's that's what you get loser hey actually i need those down there actually get on him i come down kyle i actually need these things hey connor do you have food why are you always hungry craig i'm so hungry no i agree there's a severe food crisis it's not we are not having a famine man we are that the whole server has a family we don't have a family i literally never we don't have a famine who has fruit then if you don't have food tell me whenever i actually sleep in a server it's just two hours of me looking for food we're not having a famine i have golden apples but i can't eat them because of my diet let me eat some turkey after that for that one i need to eat me broccoli dude that's actually real world value can i have some of that sure what one you want what are the options uh uh you're from america right yes [Music] you want nintendo yeah yeah there you go [Music] oh [ __ ] yeah give me a second wait a minute you told me they didn't work though yeah i'm killing him they just don't work in there no don't kill me oh this is important [Music] i think that was the least funny thing you've ever done and then you giggled about it for like you're after like just punching him twice like i mean you were like you're like yeah that landed that i mean that one was good you walked away from that being like yeah i'm funny it ain't no one laughing at your jokes at least no you're laughing at your jokes that's all that matters to you you just what's okay what's the best joke you know tom cause i i actually fear that you don't know any are you oh my god it actually worked it's got fifty dollars what really yeah i'm buying a fortnite skin i don't like fortnite no i actually i've actually been enjoying fortnite a lot recently i'm buying batman's skin i found batman's skin very funny but no one else did yeah of course you did dude dream mean you were gonna have to start a new the group called the the not funny people that's so mean you're less funny than me sounds like a really unexciting group name it would be yeah we that we'd actually get really lower tell us some spit some youtube facts at us tom how should we grow this channel [Music] yeah tell us the funny joke about search engine optimization oh yeah tell us a good joke about click-through rate of impressions to ratio yeah tell us about the p-score why did the percentage of subscribers cross the road why how should we grow our channel the not funny club the not funny dream dream i craft joker versus four hecklers he just snorted that's that was me and connor are just clicking today the things he's saying are making me giggle i like his words connor what's your best joke i like the words that he says [Music] most jokes that i do are like circumstantial like i don't like set up a joke i'm not like here's a joke and then i tell it i really like that one where you screamed at that fortnight kid circumstances screamed at the kid isn't that weird yeah oh i know i'm thinking of a different word sorry but i'm not like i'm not like a stand-up guy i'm like i'm not like going up there with planning out jokes like i can do some stand-ups yeah wait do you want me to wait once i finish my turkey i can do some stand-up in minecraft for you guys if you want there's a stage that really killed the vibe that really killed the vibe when you said the nimrod wasn't saying nimrod when you said oh no yeah taboo's right here man be nice oh what i'm not eating my greens bro look at this drink greens on the plate tommy's all fine see you in a second uh-huh wow the tone really changed here tom you've got so sassy all of a sudden you doing all right yes i'm fine i'm fine yo what's up [ __ ] uh yeah sorry sorry hey guys i was thinking do you guys want me to follow me i'm gonna do oh we can do some stand up but only if you encourage me wait do you want to do minecraft comedian versus three hecklers yeah i want to do that go on dream dream is is this a wanna i reckon it's gonna be a three out of ten depending on how you thumbnail toilet i'm i just took your god apple and i'm eating it because i'm on i'm i'm oh wow oh sorry no oh my god oh my god oh my okay okay let's okay let's go down to the to the wow let's go to the stage will this be hey is this a banger dream i was dead and you just you killed you killed him don't worry he's got one cannon life left he's died twice okay thank thank god i was worried for a second there what was i yeah i was worried this is all cannon 100 it is everything we do is canon everything we do is canon yes cough cannon muting the calf that was a wrong that was a wrong cough you didn't cough you just didn't cough right dream do you reckon minecraft comedian versus three hecklers is a banger you haven't you actually ignored it i know you don't know anything about youtube but for himself i'm i'm tom i have no idea tom what do you think though i i don't know wow i think it would depend on the content of the video oh you are a [ __ ] nerd ass weirdo tom it's easy man no no [ __ ] you you're a weirdo nerd okay are you just gonna stop you don't have a lot of backbone tom no he does he was very mean to me earlier no you don't have i just insulted you and you went dead quiet there is like a field over there of just fresh crops where's the stage i'm trying to go to the stage stage is here we're at the spawn here's the stage we don't have anything i'm getting food you just pointed out all the crops i'm not gonna let that go to waste i'm gonna get some cheese connor wait i've already got one tommy you literally throw all the me stop what what the hell are you doing i'm sorry i'll just replant this tree can you help can i have borrow some wood please yes thank you i'm just like looting houses i'm going like a dude oh stop bitching tom man i need to stop just look over there okay there were there's so many crops over there i'm just robbing people are you blind don't just punch me [Music] hey um i think i'm going to evolve [Music] what happened did he did he just make a team announcement on stream he's going to evolve what's it what oh you that hey that one was good that one was good tom oh that was one of your many come down here everyone i i actually i genuinely want to do minecraft comedian versus three hecklers bumper do not eat the wire no who who oh that's my new cat do you have any food to buy wait you got a cat as well why didn't you refund them on the on the highway oh thank god you didn't run him over that wouldn't he's just mad that i'm a better comedian than he is oh you know you know what you okay you go up first then dream you be the comedian all right i got food for everybody everyone have some class come to the stage we're here right you guys are gonna heckle me best as you can and i'll uh have you watch bo burnham responds to hecklers or he just screams at people when they heckle him it's the bat yeah i'm okay all right sit down please this is my first stand up okay i just need a moment okay cha cha cha what chat what do we do chat one okay maybe get you some food do you have any good jokes um okay hey everybody hey welcome to the top simon show everyone yeah okay is this thing on it's your it sure is yeah man you got this dude this is my first show you know decents i didn't like that one i didn't like that opener honestly so i was walking around the other day on the mic and i was thinking cucumbers why do they look like that yeah and i remember that's because god intended that that's what god intended yeah you like that one i got to ask you member of the audience my my youth pastor actually told that joke when i was uh 12 years old was a youth pastor damn actually papa get off the table hey pl please be quiet in the audience uh i didn't know what i wanted in a woman until i saw you why are you looking at me i was not look at the rose when i look in your eyes i see a very kind soul that is not true please make eye contact with me okay sorry about that i'm back can you tell the joke again can you tell you tell your jokes again i missed it so asides from taking my breath away okay what do you do for a living um oh that was actually really sweet um is this supposed to happen like is he supposed to flirt with the okay i didn't know what i wanted in a woman i play video games usually until i saw you oh i'm actually not a woman i didn't know what i wanted in a woman what until i saw you i think you've got some soul searching to do wait a minute these aren't jokes you're just saying pick up i didn't know he's looking at me again until i saw you look at this stop looking at me get off the stage i didn't know what i wanted in a woman you literally suck i'll end it there all right now a dream you go up you do some stand up all right fine i'm gonna go get ketchup that was awesome that was incredible yes just he has to be back i'm gonna wait till he's back you know wait for your if you have one person in your audience that's 35 of the audience oh what do you like numbers or 33 percent of 100 of my of of of my previous girlfriends left me yeah fine fine hey everybody uh welcome to the tom simmons show is is this thing on i sure hope it do yeah that's not properly foreign it sure is it is it definitely is it's on it's on it works it works fine i i didn't know what i wanted i didn't know what a woman was wait no that's not it i didn't know women until yeah you don't know women women am i right they're confusing oh wait he's on the stage never mind i'll save that one i've never done i've never done stand-up comedy before you got this just keep going speak from your heart you read you just you read pick-up lines no i didn't i can do stand-up i'm already i'm already i'm already a step ahead of you but um can i have a go yeah you go i'm gonna sit on the back chair for this one all right this one's going to take a bit of a serious turn i apologize in advance okay my view is obstructed so uh hi um so so the office of tax simplification is to carry out a product to identify and measure the factors responsible for tax complexity as part of this project definitely definitions [Music] [Applause] looks in more detail at how and why definitions are formed as well as considering what a definition actually is boo it also gives a number of examples of how definitions are used in tax legislation connor can why is no one else heckling please chapter three all right it's my main body of the paper discussion thank you thank you thank you oh this knows that stuff by the way chapter three no no no no shut the [ __ ] up or i'll catch you to death right chapter three is the main body of the paper with discussions of what constitutes a good and a bad definition withdrawing of the office of penalty constitution public drafting yep yep that's it thank you public drafting guidance we develop categories of definition that are helpful to the user we discuss styles of definitions and what prevent what what prevail in tax legislation which includes comprehensive exclusive and inexclusive and a list format we also give our initial thoughts as what should be avoided when framing and use a useful definition for example you suck what the [ __ ] and something else enter i can't read dude it doesn't say circle it says circularity and architecture technology as negative definitions i loved it yep uh-huh i thought that was the best one so far thank you do you wanna hey everyone welcome to the tom simon show do you wanna have a go gonna do i think that i think you would step up i mean it's hell jokes yeah you do some stand-up connor that was really good i haven't prepared literally anything i'm just gonna play the crowd a little bit all right so what'd you guys think about that tax joke what do you guys think about that i loved it you liked the tax check you didn't um [Music] how are you doing green guy what's here you enjoying the show no oh uh oh uh oh we got a little divisiveness in the crowd what's wrong man what's wrong with your day i chat my pants oh my god that's respectable see now as the stand-up comedian that would normally be something that you're like oh wow this is great like i can definitely jump off of this right like this guy literally just shot himself in the audience however i'm actually extremely uncomfortable by this and i don't know how to play off of this and i'm very anxious and upset now um keep going you got this [Music] thank god all right thank god i'm really okay all right good stuff thank goodness wait today was friday's friday i was going to give it okay i had a good tuesday joke planned but i it's actually tuesday pretend tuesday no it's no it won't work it's tuesday on the dream smp it's canonically tuesday it always is it won't work it's not it's it's good it's always canonically tuesday hey do you remember that tuesday law that happened that was insane yeah and replace tuesday with friday it doesn't work just do it just do it you know what's worse than monday is the day after monday friday see it doesn't [ __ ] the terms of reference for this okay [Music] yes so this guy the mic is so loud so this is my way i know this one this is my buddy loud tony turn down the [ __ ] game this is my buddy loud tony tony i'm loud tony am i what are you i'm gonna propel off the audience how are you doing tonight [ __ ] honestly you're not the audience oh my bad i'm i'm doing good i'm doing okay honestly i've been up and down it's been a bit of a roller coaster of a set today 2020 sure wasn't great huh you know what yeah 2020 sucked dude i'm with you on that then dominic oh yeah whilst we are not making a formal recommendations in this paper the principles will outline the simpler definitions of them look don't don't tell this guy but i shat my pants so what do you guys in the audience think about feces huh oh hey we all have it am i right we all have it am i right or am i right you're right you're right i'm right publish a second version of our complex species we all got them in 2013. in 2015 that's what she said i'm going to promote a coin i love dogecoin because thank you sorry i love i love i'm gonna start my own coin my coin is known as piss and [ __ ] coin and if you invest it's a money maker i swear this is not a get rich quick scheme for me personally so if you were to invest in my cryptocurrency i'm staying with it all the way i'm not going to cash out as soon as you invest so please that sounds exciting the only thing can make that better is like it like helped like children oh yeah yeah of course it of course helps children it doesn't just help me like them does it say does it save children just just invest in my cryptocurrency known as um piss and [ __ ] screw the children coin so yeah yeah let's box this [ __ ] drip hard [ __ ] phase up till the day you guys want to play cod yeah i do i would like to eat some cod because i'm [ __ ] hungry give me some [ __ ] food you want to play cards so angry all the time go get some i'm angry i'm a hangry and i need sustenance uh did you just say literally among us ladies [Applause] [Music] i like my set the best because i'm biased don't hit i thought you did good i thought his set was okay like to be fair it wasn't really a comedic sketch he kind of just read the like wikipedia summary of i think the irs actually i'm reading i'm reading ots review of definitions in tax liability right well like that was still like a better joke than most of us honestly no i i i i popped off why is the water not like has no animation does anyone know how can we actually get some food should we go plant some seeds as a community look this could be the communal farm we'll bring it back how should i bring it back bring what back hashtag bring it back actually bring it back i love hashtags for so many things what yeah i think a few years ago i tweeted that it's just like bring back the black eyed peas i was just like hashtag bring it back and like three people tweeted it and then um and then this year the they say the black eyed peas actually did come back with shakira i mean that's i mean we all know why now hashtag bring them back with the black eyed peas to be fair i really like the black eyed peas yeah i kind of wish fergie would come back but i guess who's the guy he was the girl on the black eyed peas well it's not it's not guy it's not for guy it's fergie oh okay listen can i speak to you for a second tom yes one second gents [Music] listen tom i'm i've actually this has been my longest stream for about three months so i think i'm gonna head out in a moment but what are you real are you gonna be back i will be back and yes look at this b does science this is groundbreaking thanks for watching everyone i'm gonna go you are a dumbass bye great boys thank you all for watching uh i'm not sure if i'll be live tomorrow but that was very very fun i'm uh i'm gonna turbo's going live later so manza is gonna host phil's minecraft you know how it is go speak to him we all love phil thank you all so much for watching that was really fun i'll speak to you all later yeah see you maybe tomorrow's all right boys i'll catch you later good night

Channel: TommyVODS

Views: 1,835,480

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Id: n4_MweQ6FdE

Length: 154min 24sec (9264 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 11 2021