Tom Segura and Christina P Roast Each Other While Eating Tacos | Tacos Con Todo

day one Tom Segura starting comedy what advice would you give yourself that their God and stop eating so much [Music] I was born ready for this you guys ready I'm gonna show you my crib Austin it fast and it passed in the console Oconto that's magic right there oh I'm about to make you the best of a bottle taco in America dawg I'm gonna make this taco fly for you homie you never seen no taco slide where you at Burt I want to feed you where you at Joe Rogan where you at Joey Diaz I'm the greatest at ghetto of all time boom ain't no one better I'm the greatest [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to another episode of Bacchus control Oh the season finale this episode's special because we got Tom Segura and Christina P the jay-z and Beyonce of the comedy world I'm gonna curate a nice date night I'm gonna take them out to some of the best taco spots in LA what's more romantic than a taco spot a throne pool having that I kind of pull up all the stops just to reinvigorate Reece part the love and I'm here what better place in tacos 1986 to have some of the best world-class world-famous al pastor taco this city has to ain't no outlet store in this house man on the other wall tacos that's what I'm talking about I get on me on Ariane 1986 season finale let's go that goes corn what eat you will happen is someone well hey guys we're we're here I'm fans of you both and you guys have a podcast together you guys are raising a family when was the last time you guys went on a date exactly so I'm here to take you guys out on a date night nice so what was the first date night spot like for you guys why do we go well the first one we went to a bar and back then she was like oh I know this bar that you can still smoke cigarettes in why okay I didn't smoke at the time but I was like I guess this lot lizard does do you want a hike Runyon like a good la day all right what do you think about a [ __ ] Adia that makes it so special like do you think do you think it's a good or a bad place to have a first date night I think this is dope for a date I love a place that specializes in one one restaurants that have like a menu that folds out for time right page and then there's like Italian food and Mexican food Greek but you look the [ __ ] do you guys do pick something right so like I love that it's one thing and you just do it really really well it's something just romantic I mean look at that that throne post Betty like an abstract heart and the guy flexing that radius to get alive hey Floyd Mayweather on the greatest see and that's another sign of a great taqueria there has to be someone at the helm that's got a big personality are you guys hungry oh yeah all right let's get some food going to work in champ of the world he said that meats fat and sweaty like Bert do all the while I quesadilla here tell me can you tell me what I'm getting right here you got welcome and may tortilla with cheese a la plancha which makes it a quesadilla with a vibhava onion cilantro Walker molding and salsa oh you got the juice dripping down that's how you know what's what are you what do you think mr. goes hard right back a dough me you're 90 of mercury of the tackle game or hunter MacGregor but we got off the menu item here this what's not on the menu that's called el patron this one said burrito because it has no beans as my man Joey Diaz likes to say [ __ ] the points yeah today you've been at the kettle now for how long ah 10 years 10 years and I and I feel like there's a lot of similarities between what the kettle's do and what comedians do it's like early on I remember standing outside trying to pass out getting people inside most your early days were outside barking trying to get people in from that first date was just like trying to get attention and I just started posing and I'm the greatest and throwing kisses ain't no other tuck it all out there better than like I went the Muhammad Ali route you know yeah I got figured I had to make noise all the time you were talking [ __ ] but you were back and up exactly exactly we give this this is so good double look at him look out wrong his eyes are rolling back Rose a dream come true dr. Cooper one autumn in the forehead for Luda what's your version of like a heckler a heckler is a guy that it's like we're busy and the guys like a where's my food and I have to be like hey homie you didn't get the kiss from your girl today or what like I put the pressure on here you know like you don't pressure me I used to work at a restaurant on sunset back in the day and like sometimes dudes would come in and be like came in hey not like that and would try to walk back into the kitchen you know tell you how to make the thing yeah they'd be like hey do you can't be back and they're like no I can tell you how to make it never in my life would your work in the restaurant business hands yeah I worked at a fancy French restaurant and I had to learn how to open bottles of wine and Russians used to always come and they always want that Long Island iced tea long guy lady leave the bottles and the bushes and stop waiting tables and serving the public really teaches you about humanity and makes you humble as [ __ ] thank you so much what'd you guys think yeah it is so perfect and the insides everything's perfect I mean look at podcasts almost ten years you guys been together a long time it seems like you guys know each other pretty well I want to see how well you guys know each other you guys down to play game okay cue the echo sound How well do you know your partner okay all right everybody in number one is what's your secret guilty pleasure that people don't know about that's question of yours know yours okay what's your guess yours is the melted cheese on a plate damn it yes is it no watch teen movies to all the boys I've loved before I like tea that's not a guilty pleasure that's gross things I eat when no one's looking that's exactly what okay so I'm gonna guess your guilty pleasure shitty music like forever 21 music that I make fun of you for you didn't get it your answer is saakasu play over one alright you're watching porn what are your top three keywords in the search bar oh you know I'm just talking yes you do okay okay I don't know the third we should have made it top ten okay then we got our answer yeah all right Christina blinds ding see ya okay okay so Tom what are the three keywords that you cut in in the search bar ready yeah ready gangbang gangbanged is that true ah black yes wearing masks yes you said you want them in mess so you kind of got it first Bing Bing all right man well hey what do you guys say we chase these tacos down yeah with some more talking yeah you guys down let's go ahead and do the spot okay yeah thank you for coming it's a dream come true what does a be hey well not the bottom [Music] so if you guys had a taco spot right you guys are about to open up your taco restaurant what would you call it and what kind of tacos you dropping over there Oh jeans tacos right Korean jeans [ __ ] it the venom yeah miss glia mescal here miss clear tacos I think you need to man something you know tacos tacos and titties do like no hooters of tacos yeah how about tacos and dumps like these tacos as big as these tortillas get your B oh here it is on the right that's right they original taco alleys yeah there's gonna be dope man the combo streets to the treats they got the sauce buffet right here and this key right here yes a photo disc acaba yeah starting with the drink back go out of it but I wanted to out of it yeah I'll show you the top it's meat when you look at that you're like that's warm almost like ever after son mis amigos comedian Tom Christina you got your meat glasses on yeah yeah delivering killer el aceite los ojos galore it's so soothing you watch that meter yeah upon the time it needs a panic attack is it over come on that's how he knows what to cut yeah I heard that's good [ __ ] [Music] yes personal asset a familiar mi hermano tiene más de Trenton el dinero Saco Saravanan Puebla ela sell tronco me esposo la corte yo yo self Quezon carga de Estados si le digo que lo tacos are a base on the asuna copy of the laws do not colonial Vanessa in puebla entonces por el Skelly jammin on tacos Erebus a pleasant rally there's no communal purple or losantiville Rago pero el carro no no son area mucho como Samantha : but as compiled all I said on a set of purple peanut Akira you need to know that you're about to sacrifice most of your life if you don't put your all you're not gonna make it here guys second spot we're about to dive in this is a original taco a lot of it they got cheese avocado the shwarma tortilla we also got some more Lopez which is like a Mexican calzone if you will and then we have the Castlevania so dig in guys do it I'm ready this is heaven by the way it's bad it's so good I would drive down here just to drink this every girl is hard right oh my god let's eat all right now you wanna fight somebody Detroit is on point the meat it's all about the meat what do you think about the cheese it's like a little like yeah I get with string cheese and there's a kid back there just pulling it apart this is great oh man and the swarm of pieces right yes it tastes like bacon almost to me it's similar like those dick tips like those burnt dick tips yeah burnt ends burnt out beef tips I think they're calling that dick ship so not interested [Applause] so a lot of people Christina did not know that Tom spoke Spanish oh how long due to the relationship did you find out that he spoke Spanish alright when you took me home to meet his mom and then the two of them were like brothers I'm like oh talking [ __ ] beyond herself or [ __ ] she's a dirty girl mom and my mom was like I could tell I was gonna ask you so now you're torn in Spanish what does that feel like are you starting all over again I mean it's a it's really actually the most exciting thing that I've done in standup I feel like in my whole career yeah because in English nothing you haven't figured out you're always trying to figure it out but just there's like kind of a rhythm that you get used to of doing it and not doing it in Spanish it's the kind of nerves but like excitement that I felt when you're like two or three years in mm-hmm have you seen him nervous before the show kind of thing the date that he was gonna do his first Spanish hour I think you were really nervous I haven't seen that nervous since like 2005 yeah it was like he was starting over and I had so much admiration for him to even do that I mean I can't even imagine what prepared a lot what's the biggest difference you would say like from English to Spanish you know one of the challenging parts has been like dialect stuff because the Spanish I speak is mostly from South America from Peru yeah make it perfect why I speak Christina if Harry Potter spoke Spanish that's what he would sound like I think Spanish like if I was from Alabama Mexico real like we do for real he speaks a good is Castellanos [Applause] [Music] so I was gonna ask her Christina yeah you know you have your podcast where my mom's at you talked about like mom comedy where my mom's at yes can you tell me what that means for people that don't know what it is I guess it is kind of a newer Elaine of stand-up where now women are really talking about the ambivalence of motherhood and not just like it's amazing you know I like to talk about the real stuff that no one really wants to admit to because I think that's the juicy fun part the annoying parts because everything I see so far is too [ __ ] it's like just a couple of thuggery moms like we drank wine and what is this whole [ __ ] like we're all alcoholics like that's the only joke right now is like we're drinking wine and that's fine if you dig it but this is an honest take on things yeah yeah because I think social media like I think women especially are conditioned to be polite compliant and not complaining and never say anything that's remotely unattractive right so you know once you get out of the matrix as a woman you're like what it's fun to explore that stuff the landscape is a thousand times different nobody wanted to hear me talk seventeen years ago now it's all the rage to hear a woman talk right [ __ ] great [Music] Brenden comedian watching this any piece of advice that you would have you would have become an accountant I don't do it don't do it don't do it why why don't they it's not gonna work out man okay don't follow your dreams work out so well for ViCAP don't do it you don't want this awesome oh no a minute I mean the truth is is that it is it's an awesome ride you know I mean it's not it's like it's an awesome ride but I would say my best advice to a young comic is ask yourself if you're obsessed yeah if you're not obsessed you really shouldn't do it if you are obsessed just lean in man guys go go for it you know it's a marathon and I think what happened with like those those contests comedy shows and stuff is that it gave the illusion that there's a shortcut to stand up there is no shortcut it is a 10 year sentence minimum people would [ __ ] tell me you're never gonna have the same career as a man you're too pretty you should be stupid or you jack dumber in your act so like people telling me [ __ ] for 17 years how you like me now [ __ ] hey man thank you guys so much horse you guys are great jeans jeans man jeans for life all the way gracias compadre Torito after Ron Torito el Tehran pepper Vito in Tehran pepperoni burrito Ron el perrito simply holy toe Yelp a rom-com free whole hey what's going on everybody for first we feast I'm Sean Evans and you're watching hot ones it's the show with hot questions and even hotter tacos tacos bro hey Suz Trejo is in the building tacos con todo a new show on first we feast Tuesdays at 11:00 a.m. this is the initiation a last dab taco oh yeah hey Suz Trejo welcome to the family mom thanks ma'am this is gonna hurt tomorrow

Channel: First We Feast

Views: 1,279,567

Rating: 4.9019475 out of 5

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Id: XJ1nyeeCQOk

Length: 18min 27sec (1107 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 31 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/askyourmom469]

TIL Tom's a feet guy

[u/gregandsteve]

Taquero millonario is definitely a cool guy

[u/tweak0]

I wish more people knew what "lot lizards were". I made a great joke about them the other day and nobody got it

[u/[deleted]]

You've never had tacos until you've had Elll Aaaa tacos and gone for a hike

[u/Rampface]

This just made me hungry. I miss fast food! Don't get me wrong... I've saved a lot of money and lost some weight during the pandemic but goddamn do I miss stopping by some shitty fast food place and picking up a disgusting slop of food to fuck up my insides.

[u/the_leprechauns_anus]

I like how it ends with Christine bragging about her comedy and the host is like yeah we outta here.