Tim Hawkins-Shortened Songs for ADD

lady let it go don't hold it in there's got to go somewhere okay don't we got a sea lion in row five that's did you actually just make that sound just blew your pancreas out of your mouth lady let's calm down listen to her she'll do it again it's always the women because the women hold it in like oh my god they always make the pig noise well I love starting to show out with music because I love music I just an problem is a lot of songs are way too long I got a DD I just don't have the time you know what I'm talking about this they need to shorten songs you can do a lot of songs in one verse you really could just consolidate it make my life a little bit easier you guys remember that song The Gambler by Kenny Rogers remember that song they saw I can do the whole gambler song watch just one verse or go home on a warm summer's evening met a man who played cards well but he died at the table and I want all of his money that's the whole song right there it's not the funny but true I know this song could have been a lot shorter my son got mad cuz I worked all the time you grew up to be a jerk just like me and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon and some other poetic stuff that's all you need right there that's pretty much it we're gonna be out of here in five minutes folks I think the longest song in history is of course by a Canadian guy anybody remember Gordon Lightfoot everybody man great singer from Canada kids you have no idea what I'm talking about I really don't care he had a song called the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald it was a beating it was like 90 verses it's like two eight tracks you know what it was a long song yeah Laurel Lake you know what I'm talking about eight tracks probably still using them I can do that whole song rectly under Fitzgerald one bursary the story is on how the boat she went down and the people all died bummer thank you appreciate it free

Channel: Peter Zielinski

Views: 4,887,353

Keywords: Tim Hawkins, Shortened Songs for ADD, Chestnut Assembly, 9-10-11

Id: OwrGISW8IpM

Length: 2min 41sec (161 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 17 2011

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[u/tinmancanlord]

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a fuckin classic