Tim Hawkins - Hey There Delilah Parody

okay I know that we have some younger people in the audience tonight see you know I know No shucks you know you're cute but you're annoying that's all I'm saying you know I'm just being serious but I know we have some younger folk here and I thought that it would be appropriate to have a Bible song okay do you know what the Bible if it's a it's a yes it's a big book and it's got the stories and people in it pages and maps so I thought a week great to do a Bible story about a Bible character from the Bible hey there Delila this is your ex-boyfriend Samson inside voices and I know you thought that lifting weights made me so buffing handsome you were wrong it's cuz I let my hair grow long that makes me strong hey there Delilah you came in while I was sleeping and I couldn't feel your cutting and I didn't hear you creepin out the door he loved my hair piled on the floor well I just snore Oh what you did to me while I was asleep oh I'm a Nazarene oh but you shaved me clean July leaders with me I killed the lion big and mean and slaughtered many Philistines all with the donkey's jawbone that's no lie but now I'm chained up to the wall and I can't cry no tears at all because they came and gouged out both my eyes this is a Bible story birth I'm not making this up why did you grab your clipping shears and shave my head like Britney Spears and now I was getting here total Hey people that stick in genius what's wrong with you hey there Delila why did you have to deceive me and it's hard for me to think not long ago I wanted you to be my bride which you took too much off the side there we go hey there Delila when you die just tell the devil I said you'll know why oh it's what you did to me now I'm up a creek oh now I feel so weak you know I look like a freak Delilah Hey

Channel: Engines & Elbow Grease

Views: 5,491,304

Keywords: tim, hawkins, hey, there, delilah, parody, song, funny, comedy, i'm, no, rockstar

Id: 2ZUgSrSlYy8

Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 25 2011