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hey everybody I am keep the dragon and I am here to tell you I have successfully imprisoned your precious calling Chris and I will now be taking over this channel my first overall business is getting rid of chaotics and comments I got out you sick [ __ ] you think you can get rid of my precious piano and Kermit I don't think so buddy all right you got another thing coming hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel or welcome to my YouTube channel I'm call me Chris you can call me Chris and I'm sorry you had to witness that nah I'm just kidding me and Peter cool his hands are tad behind his back with duct tape right now but we won't talk about it sorry you just took my breath away Jesus you look fantastic let me just say that today we're gonna be watching some tick tocks what's new let's get to it foreign [Music] that plate look at this oh Larry you know he practiced that at home he's just like today's the day I'm gonna impress everybody and then he just yeah that's all right Larry I do that every day so you're cooking eggs and your pan look like this I'm gonna show you the simplest way to get rid of this oh I looked you know I was hoping for a life hack and I got one I gotta write that down one second throw your problems out the window because I'm the problem just act surprised okay I was too surprised surprise Pizza Hut what's your emergency [Laughter] what's up what's your emergency can you imagine if Pizza Hut was like your emergency line they'd be like this hello Pizza Hut my Dad burned his hand cooking chicken outside okay so what do you want you want an extra large barbecue chicken pizza what no my dad burns his hand there's somebody I can only fix one of these two problems all right they want the pizza or not yeah good and if you're throwing an extra 20 I'll send over my cousin Tony with a pack of frozen peas too okay Max effort all right Pizza Hut this is the best bacon cheese chips right here but oh the bacon those are dogs or don't don't listen to me all the kids are just wolfing down dog treats and their parents are like why are you eating the dog's treats and be like call me Chris told me to please don't do that I've been meaning to talk to you not here nice this is so good you got your doorbell don't work when you click it oh that's kind of like my guide that did my house to the guy that did my house I can't take a bath without the lights downstairs spewing out water can anybody help me mustard ew ew there's a lot of things I could say I'm not gonna say I'm taking that high road not gonna jizz out anything no oh do not leave how tag used to be when your friend couldn't take an l oh I'm about to tag Yuri but oh my God what you got caught no I didn't get caught because I'm not playing the game it's my fourth no no no it's my fort did anybody else do that I was such a sore loser be like I gave up like a while ago like I won like forever ago you don't even know how to play you stupid okay I'm not a loser okay only my mom could tell me that wrong car wrong car wrong car wrong car oh it's all right I'm too black I'm too black you know what she doesn't see color I love that that's great tick for Georgina we love her yeah trying to find out how far away my soulmate is oh that's so mean I want to make sure I just want to make sure this is so funny I guess that works perfect not let me go die before I get in that also I'm still sick there you go taking my breath away again get all day you gotta stop being so attractive all right what was I saying oh yeah if my relationship's like that I don't want what is this gonna do just because you want it does it mean it's going to happen if you're sane and doing nothing about it to your warriors yes water yeah prove it okay and get it done all right you heard him Pete foreign what's that boy name you be watching on Tick Tock insta YouTube YouTube Mr Beast oh he watches Mr breed he died who doesn't oh he's done oh that's so mean you lying oh I want to do that so bad did you hear about Ariana Grande no what happened she died in a car no in a car crash no I'm dead serious hi Ariana Grande no she didn't yeah she did it's all over it's all over everything right now it's lovey bye worth it all right oh that was funny that's your grandma oh Grandma then that's me 65 years later oh crap his head on a stick oh why does she ever had Grandpa's head on a stick maybe she don't like Rambo should have been looking like Marilyn Monroe though when she was younger damn Grandma you better work I don't know what I am I'm not like a black cat girl I guess I might be a black cat girl disguised as a golden retrievo girl ooh yeah maybe what am I then I don't know am I like I feel like this is very cat movement right now what am I what is that tell me in the comments below what kind of cat am I I don't like cats [Music] one kitchen packet yo why is McDonald's not handing out those ketchup packets I've [ __ ] love ketchup more than you yeah yeah I used to drink that [ __ ] from bottle I used to be like so good I just put it on everything I just put it on Rice gross eggs still do that hot dogs Burgers all that regular stuff what else they put on that was really weird you should put it on bread gross we used to have ketchup sandwiches that's the kind of kid I was I had a lot of friends pull up my ketchup sandwich at lunch it used to be the ketchup girl in school couldn't catch up to the rest of the kids you're the only one in the back seat what are you talking about what are you talking about I love being the person in the back seat that I don't have to talk to anybody I just like to talk to myself you know he couldn't tell I mean you're here but you're not here you're like in the future you're like a time traveler or I am I I'm talking to the Past person we're like Time Travelers and Jay Jay's like the puppeteer I'm convinced Jay's controlling all of us [Music] none lethal ways to miss somebody's life up [ __ ] spray and the grill of the car you ain't got even got to get in it just spray the front grill they'll never get it out they'll have to change I hope the car is new oh let's Salvage I'm taking your advice what's your name shroom me Sunday shroomy Sunday I'm gonna get some [ __ ] spray question what is [ __ ] spray is it um your own [ __ ] that you spray like a monkey you just or I don't know I need clarification Midwest had a cold oh no that's gonna freeze eventually I freaking love Elise Myers I think she's so funny there has to be a better way to get the ice off the car I mean I'm using a discount card so I'm only getting 15 off oh that was a good joke that was such a dad joke I'm gonna take it I'm gonna use it I'm gonna give you credit thank you sir my brother just chilling in his room listening to music secretly shazaming it I Shazam everything like in movies and I'm always there with Shazam like I think I've been the only one keeping Shazam alive the app I cannot move my thumb without moving my index finger oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] Jay can you move your thumb without moving your index finger whoa this is weird it's a new thing I learned about myself that's kind of fun me too when I went on my page to see some pictures oh my mom would be like you can still use that yep see just eat it eat it apparently like my whole life I grew up with my mom scraping the mold off stuff apparently the mold is already got on like the stuff that doesn't look like it has mold and you're just eating that nasty ass moldy [ __ ] so if it's moldy just throw it out okay that's Auntie Chris's little life hack for you today all right if it smelly towel sis take my meds now oh my gosh it's like a little claw machine for meds I gotta get these first somebody had like a Pez machine and now they got the little claw machine [Music] gosh taking your meds looks so fun doing it like that I would do it more often if I did it like that oh my God look at all these minor friends of mine in one place yeah nothing could go wrong are you cosplaying John Wayne Gacy bird eyes no you guys playing John Wayne Gacy bro if you don't know who John Wayne Gacy is you're not crazy enough to be watching this channel but I'll educate you this is John Wayne Gacy and he was a Serial killal of little children this is not kidding look at look it up yourself I like true cry he was super [ __ ] up bad guy moving on Mom you can't do that on your home tablets take it out with your heart tablets of course I'm glad you can she can do whatever the bloody hell she wants because she's awesome I want to be like her when I'm older all right oh baby oh am I attracted to this am I attracted to people dismantling boxes huh Boys in my head whenever I want to Josh no no yeah I feel like that's normal though is there anybody in the comments that doesn't think that like when they're really close to an edge not that you you should or ever don't do that please but it's just like that weird what's it called intrusive thought you know that you get you're just like wow I could jump but I won't they'll say you want a gamer girl so bad until you find out that her default sitting setting is just L from Death Note dude yeah okay those shorts are short of [ __ ] but yeah dude I always sit like this how I write my scripts I'm like this because what else said is it helps you concentrate better and then I believe that and that I just started sitting like this all the time but it's also like really comfy I also have knee issues though and then my legs start to go numb because my life just flashed before my eyes well I guess it didn't because I ended up I was scared though you know you guys know when you almost fall on her chair you know what I mean wow when your taxi driver wants to show you how fast he can helicopter his arms he's a 70 year old by the way he's 70 years old hey oh man he looks so happy too he's probably at home just like one day somebody's gonna ask me how fast I can helicopter my arms oh God I think I pulled my shoulder God damn it don't you laugh at me Pete [Music] oh I really hurt my arm okay everybody thank you so much for watching that video I'm out of shape I'm sore I'm tired I don't know how much time has passed but I hope you enjoyed it if you liked the video please like the video and also subscribe if you haven't subscribed this is obviously business YouTube channel 11 and I will see your beautiful face in the next video alright bye

Channel: Kallmekris

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Id: TyD58Voy68Q

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 14 2023