Tik Toks Only Girls Understand

hello friends it's me and i just super glued my nail back on and today we're going to be watching some tick tocks for the girls see if we understand them when i say your secret is safe with me i mean your secret is safe with us yes unfortunately everything you tell someone bestie gonna find out too my friends friends that i don't even know i still know all their business and then when i finally meet them i gotta just like be like hi i don't know anything about that body buried out in the desert ladies of the itty bitty titty committee you can fake it too believe me because i've been faking it my whole life 21 years of life baby and i'mma show you wow okay you have to get those bras i'm trying to tell okay i don't know what i was expecting but it wasn't that those are crazy that's a boob job bra ladies keep in mind if the ice is floating there is something in the drink stay safe i had no idea say it with me if i sinky then i know drinky good to know you guys my baby bump is starting to show too bad i'm not pregnant me after i've parked you know i feel like this happens to most girls after they eat me included like i can stick it out y'all would never not know that i'm not pregnant pregnancy clickbait here i come she's literally just a friend she means nothing to me block her block him it goes both ways sweetheart no but he's just a friend i swear it does be going both ways like if you got friends that your significant other is wary of i feel like blocking them is a bit harsh can't you just like not talk to them anymore if they make your significant other uncomfortable i mean shouldn't all of you guys get along me sneaking into the house at 3 a.m after a appointment my gamer brother who does not sleep you better have brought him a four pack of nuggies or something what's stopping him from snitching well i was a sibling who does not sleep i don't think none of us snuck out in my whole time living with my parents i think i only snuck out like twice my mom watching this video right now like where did you go what did you do who were you with 10 years later when i have the house to myself [Music] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait man man man upstairs you are not alone you don't have the house to yourself who is up there i know that door just opened ma'am there was a seven foot demon just chilling in your doorway we gonna ignore him he don't exist all right an impossible whopper because it should be impossible to look this good when is it my turn to be happy everybody got that good angle and they bad angle ain't nothing wrong with being built like a fridge because you go to the fridge for snacks or the pantry but i ain't never seen somebody built like a pantry girls on their period a reenactment ice cream chocolate syrup toppings he hasn't texted me back in 30 seconds tell me you've never had a girlfriend without telling me you've never had a girlfriend honestly i don't think this dude has even been within 10 feet of a female that wasn't his mother ain't nobody do this order your mcflurry and go wait a minute jenny you forgot your m oh oh oh what is this i've never seen it that bad i ain't never seen it that bad get yourself a setting spray or something like immediately if you got a face full of makeup on and you put a mask on for too long like this is what the inside won't look like it's like when your man wears a white shirt and you're going for a hug and oopsie i need people to understand that if i text you h-e-h-e it's not it's i feel like mine is a little bit in between like hey hey no what what did he i don't care i don't care how you interpret it if i send you a hehe i'm trying to end the conversation okay i got things to do i'm busy take my hehe and go little does she know when i say i mean no that's all the extra e when your dad buys your pads oh no my dude got the 4xl maxi maxi i don't even know they come that big bless him i don't even think he knew that they were sizes he really tried though so i saw this life hack so you pour glue on your hairbrush while the hair is on it wait for it to dry and then just like rip it off okay it comes out she didn't wait for the glue to dry all the way i don't understand can't y'all just take a handful of hair and just pull and it comes out the same is this like a struggle for some people i routinely clear the hair out of my hair brushes so just kidding i don't even brush my hair my girlfriend before eating angry stinky mood versus after ah she loves you again you're not you when you're hungry only girls will understand oh i can feel the pain on this photo i really wonder if some guys be looking at this like oh my god what is that it's a wrist you know when you got hair ties for me this like literally cuts off circulation to my arm like i cannot wear hair ties or even bracelets for very long as i get it woozy like i'm broke girls in the school bathroom no we got the i don't care i just tear this apart the quiet one make sure nobody hears even though everybody here knows what it is wait for the hand dryer wait for somebody to turn on the water once the water starts running oh no not the fake coffee i haven't done that before for the flush in the toilet oh i have done that also but now i look back i'm like why is it embarrassing it's literally not everybody going through this like someone really gonna bully you pretty weird bro when your biggest fear happens oh for a hot second i thought the string from her sweatpants came out no how does this even happen was it defective do you just like pull them the string comes out and then what happens to the rest is stuck in there so the other half of that string just like chilling somewhere in outer space right trusting you hey you failed her you in the car with your mom she sees any decent looking guy walking down the street he's cute look yeah come on stop stop mom stop stop go stop mom mother you cannot be doing this you know yes there's a difference from admiring from afar and actually talking to somebody like bro you want to talk to him so bad you can like hop out the car and go be like yeah my daughter's in the car want to meet her do parents not understand like that's kind of weird has anybody ever gotten a boyfriend or girlfriend this way like their mom trying to talk to you mother if i like somebody i'm not going to talk to them she's like i'm a d and i can wear it with no bra no then you're not wait this won't make no sense actually most people are wearing the wrong bra site and little bitty bitties can be ds i myself i'm actually a double d slash triple d f1 get a measuring tape exactly where the ribs meet the breast tissue underneath the breast this number is your band size i'm almost exactly a 32 if you get an odd number round up to even because band sizes are only even step two we're going around the largest part of the breast above the nipple or across the nipple i sit at about a 37 you don't want it to be tight because we're not trying to smash the bitties then we're going to count from 32 to 37 and that is going to be your cup size this bra is actually a 32 triple d here's the proof let me tell you this was accurate because for years i was wearing the wrong bra size it was so uncomfortable and like when i went to victoria's secret i refuse because i don't like people touching me so i'm like no i know my size i don't want to get measured back off and then i looked up a tutorial braley's flat against my sternum breast tissue is completely encompassed and the straps are not the ones that are hauling everything up that'll leave indents in your shoulders it's really bad for your back and your posture is a lot better when you wear the right bra size that is very true but you know for the longest time i thought i was seized and then i measured then i'm like just saying i got double d there is no way i did i went to the store and i was like whoa that's weird steve harvey on why he doesn't have female friends all of my friends are men i don't have female friends i don't i'm i'm incapable of that why what i mean well because you know come on because you have a wife well i have a wife and i don't i don't really have female friends because look okay let's get rid of this yeah let's get rid of this cut the cameras real quick little did he know the cameras were still running you're an attractive woman there's some guys somewhere saying yeah i'm we're friends no that's not true he's your friend only because you have made it absolutely clear that nothing else is happening except this friendship we have we remain your friends in hopes that one day there'll be a crack in the door a in the armor and trust and believe that guy that you think is just your buddy he will slide in that crack the moment he gets the opportunity because we're going to think this way 99.9 of us think that way okay i don't know about 99.9 and honestly for me it's kind of sad to hear somebody say this i think this is true to an extent like some guys cannot be friends with girls when they are attracted to girls because it's like yeah as soon as you get that chance he gonna slide right in yes but there are circumstances where girls can have guy friends that are not interested in you especially when you have a lot of common interests i feel like steve harvey's saying this because he has never met a female that had common interests with him this is what your sleeping position says about you if you sleep in the freefall or position it means you are very bold outspoken but you don't take criticism very well if you sleep in soldier you hold yourself and others to very high standards and how to be very quiet and reserved if you sleep in fetal you might be very shy and very sensitive if you're a starfish sleeper you are very giving you're very helpful you're very selfless and you're a really good listener how you gonna say personality traits by how i sleep like i sleep like this like on my back but like i put my paws on my stomach like like i sleep like a dead person like in a casket good for posture but surprisingly what she said is true how do you sleep comment below you guys my baby bump is starting to show that look quite convincing she just popped it right back into place that was smooth when you work at the arcade with long nails oh no there is no picking it up i'll get rid of them right now okay there we go there we go that's how you do it same with like cards coins anything like this this this this happened to me the other day when i was trying to take my id back she handed it to me in a little platter and i was like zero friction but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that like button though a comment below if any of these were relatable and make sure you turn on notifications click click and make sure you subscribe to the pack i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: 9CbAXK8u7lc

Length: 11min 3sec (663 seconds)

Published: Fri May 14 2021