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before and after of it shot you think this is funny yeah what do you think is going inside there any guesses [Music] when did you realize your parents were bad at parenting when i was six my mom was making me pee in a cup once a month for school then one day my mom asked me again while i was playing with my older brother i got up but my brother grabbed my shirt to stop me and without looking up from our game said she's using you to pass her drug tests sit down i caught two kids smoking pot outside my office 15 minutes later my boss caught me and took it smoking pot outside my office wakes up after 70 years to find a black guy giving him orders daughter michael said he's mad at you me who's michael daughter my imaginary friend me lol i had an imaginary friend named michael too but i forgot about him when i grew up daughter i know me you do daughter that's why he's mad at you your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you drank who are you no just know i'm not 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matter i asked why aren't you writing i'm waiting for my secretary she replied scored her 10 out of 10. my son was so cute today he asked me dad are clouds candy i told him they were water then he asked dad what's earth's defense system and then i remembered i don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black what is the defense system father pakistani girl who died in texas shooting wanted to experience american culture what can i say except you're welcome kids when they want attention starts crying adults when they want attention demi lovato says calling extraterrestrials aliens is offensive my boyfriend got me a hematite ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life it only took a month and i need a new one i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this so i was hanging out with james the other day and he said they said right thanks anyway they called you another kylie jenner is the aerial we all deserved there's 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000 children were victims of french clergy shrek's abuse since 1950 holy freak and michael la salamanca you will know who i am soon quarantine violator and salamanca aged 20 arrived july 6 seen in public after arriving released on bail hey there are you able to edit this so i have wings enjoy syntax error whoa this test is strange every answer is the same i had a friend in elementary school who was putting on a particularly heavy dose of sunscreen some kid asked him why he's putting on so much he said cause my mom has skin cancer and the room just became silent when i was a kid my dad died from skin cancer no one ever questioned me when i put on loads of sunscreen on the upside i'm over 40 and have the skin of a 20 year old several actually i'm making a suit when it's been a long day fighting bad man but you still gotta go to the grocery and go home to cook a meal because not everyone is a billionaire like bruce wayne do really kids actually not like broccoli it seems to be a trope for characters to hate it but i loved eating broccoli and other vegetables as a kid i was poor so we had nothing but microwave shoes and ramen i didn't try broccoli until i was in junior high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted my friend's mom had made broccoli and cheese i ate about three servings and told her how it was my first time to try it i told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad i wish i could have fricked my friend's mom you ever drink water at restaurants for free just two flex on europeans you ever come home from school alive just to flex on americans visible happiness me turns my back away for three seconds pot of pasta i'm boiling [Music] my girlfriend is at the vet and she sent me this your girlfriend is beautiful ap history final worth 80 percent of your grade who's in paris [Music] oh honey look at these poor orphans we'll take the rat when everyone on the street calls you a paganda racist but you're just a male stripper walking to work she tried all kinds of dating apps in hopes to find a boyfriend but no luck the other day a friend took a pic of her and tagged her suddenly hundreds of friend requests why does the human body need water only to pee it out beach just keep it in that's why we have balls to keep it in longer serpee isn't stored in balls no balls no opinion like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 151,657

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Id: 834mgpRTcwY

Length: 17min 38sec (1058 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 18 2021