if you could travel back in time, what would you do? - DANK DOODLE MEMES V900

when your fart smells like death and you're waiting for your buddy to smell it the gamer inside me after seeing this pig me holding my breath while walking past a smoker to prevent my immediate demise psychopaths people who sleep in jeans me a guy attempting to make a meme girls can relate to how do you do fellow girls please let this be a normal field trip with the frizz no way what the hell is this i killed a man what did you do i returned my pandemic puppy co-worker being a cop is the most under-appreciated job there is me have you seen the matrix [Music] by exit the game 52.2 percent of players have this achievement 47.8 percent of people my goals are beyond your understanding news there's a gas short americans me once gas it's five dollars did you hear about the kidnapping at school oh no is everyone okay it's fine he woke up not to brag but i'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline claims has literally the entire sky for themselves also planes 64 years old a stack of age billy what have you done i returned the pet that i got during the pandemic shoot him again it's warm outside i'm gonna open my window and enjoy some fresh air never again me showing off my lego ninjago sets the demon that just wants to devour my soul my little brother crying because he failed his math test me don't worry i failed math and look how i turned out brother starts crying harder me the risk i took was calculated but man am i bad at math pov you do not spark joy [Music] roses are red my grandma broke her hip african-american man convinces klansmen to leave the kkk through friendship americans fighting over a gas shortage me who gets gas for free every time i go to taco bell you've seen chr tonk cr plne now introducing pino people are returning their pandemic pets at alarming rates me you deserve the death sentence me ready to accept death in my twenties the next sixty plus years of my life the teacher's copy of the assignment the copy that the students get oh no i'm late for class wait i graduated three years ago boss where the frick are you karen's vaccines are toxic and deadly video games cause depression and bad grades 5g causes cancer society won't this thing ever evolve scientists i'm trying but he doesn't want to my wife coming home from work stressed as frick me trying to give her love and affection girls isn't it weird how we live longer than men yeah it's weird boys does cyanide actually smell like almonds the entire world i'm 1.8 meters tall nice you're tall america dude i have six feet cool why the frick did you watch an entire show of six hours just for one meme are you stupid think mark think me has already seen a youtube video youtube algorithm watch it again israel and palestine have a big conflict panic the us sends one man to solve the problem calm agent hitler fbi panic frickit gas was getting expensive anyway yeah mom it's just a cold doctor it's just a cold google your free trial of living has ended when your friend sends you a random link but you have already memorized the rickroll url you can't trick me anymore me who caused the problem my co-workers thanking me for fixing it after the pandemic teacher do you know about other heroes me who stayed inside my house well of course i know him he's me i suck newton time is absolute albert einstein time is relative karl marx time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks me i have loads of time until friday to submit that essay let's play minecraft teacher follow your passion me the gowns professional street number brain remember this stupid thing you did years ago me me after realizing that half of may is almost over why we going so freaking fast 12 year old me after hitting basketball ball with foot was all this legal absolutely freaking not war is hell war is war and hell is hell and of the two war is a lot worse what do you think he's listening to probably heavy metal or hard rock when gas prices go over four dollars a gallon dafrik they doing over there me in australia watching america go crazy over the gas shortage are you two brothers no yes a question for those adults who can just wake up in the morning and are immediately capable of functioning which animals did you sacrifice unto which dark lord did you sell your soul to asking for a friend i once picked up a godly hammer i once snapped an army out of existence i once tricked the god of mischief i once shot three arrows in one go switch to your pistol it's better than reloading me who didn't reload my pistol god has already prepared the way he's just preparing you the way me i want my first daughter to be a girl [Music] rednecks when they find out about the gas crisis when my gf goes swimming in cold water [Music] my family but if you don't have kids who will take care of you when you get old me studying the day before the exam studying five minutes before the exam studying during the exam studying after the exam to see if you did good anti-lost combine the wireless and easily lost feature of airpods so this earphone strap make for anti-lost please reconnect brain german vs japanese history books we were bad but now we are good we were good oh man i hope my credit card bill isn't high this month the bill normal people getting horny jailed masochists incredible seeing ants outside seeing ants in your house my grandma waiting for my parents to leave so she can give me money 720p in 2011 7 20p in 2021 when you choose to spend the night at the cheapest hotel possible and someone knocks at your door in the middle of the night the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one submarine racing championship pimples zero blackheads zero the number of people who use cortana on windows zero steve harvey stop sending me this shiz me god give me a sign please got possible gas shortage better hoard all the remaining gas there's no more gas terraria is just a rip-off of minecraft he's out of line and he's wrong saucon has been disappointing so far what's silk on salk on those nuts got em sometimes you gotta make sacrifices for others happiness [Music] people who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home like it's literally my only goal everyone else's teeth my teeth when the worst player in your team starts carrying while everyone in your team is dead i was only pretending to be [ __ ] how to make everyone want to race you i get a day off none of my friends are online nobody is uploading stuff on youtube the only thing left to do is study this could be us but you don't even understand the picture [Music] here is the bad here is the good here is the bad that is in the good here is the good that is in the bad here is life here are the people who are returning their pets during the pandemic terrorist makes bomb with a wires having the same color bomb disposal specialist movie details the lighthouse 2019 had to be shot in black and white because robert pattinson looked like mario in color state of ohio masks will not be mandatory june 2nd 2021 me since i've acquired a slight double chin americans anytime there might be a slight shortage of anything we are gonna die now that's it delivery guy brings three pizzas you must be having a party me me and my homie getting ready to protect our virginity from the hot milfs in our area tesla owners seeing other people hoarding the gas diabetic superheroes when they forget to pack their baggie of gummy bears you let your serious side out but then revert back to the normal you employer show me how confident you are [Music] me hackers steal my bank account me knowing i have negative 326.42 my personalities racing to see which one gets to start the day first npc help us hero heavily armed bandits are attacking the village level two me picking flowers and still running from small animals my ancestors who had seven kids at the age of 19 watching me struggle to talk to a girl [Music] americans on their way to horde stuff when it is in shortage when you're watching yesterday's top posts when you want to look at memes but it's wednesday [Music] americans five minutes after a pipeline gets shut off my english class the english class next to mine i dare you to find a better smartphone stand you can't so you are a community that hates tick-tock then how did you all find out about this guy first wolves to ask humans for food let's go in and out 22nd adventure 14 000 years later nasa trying to make contact with aliens me trying to make contact with humans instagram needs a dislike button people on instagram what a week up captain it's wednesday tesla owners watching the gas shortage boyz bag notebook pencil case girls bag makeup african rhino soyuz tma07 antonov an225 space-time continuum do you know each other no yes my friends and i are logging on for the first time to play a new online game 500 hours of online gaming later if you are ever lonely just remember that shaq took a picture alone in a parking lot work from home mcdonald's has the best burgers no burger king has the best burgers homemade burgers are the best yes billy what have you done i invented the system in which you have to calculate your own taxes shoot him again and again keep shooting if men had periods what shape will the tampon be stop when you hear a footstep at 3am but the pattern is different something's coming i wonder remember the goal is not to win but to have fun the army me at my friend's house their cat we also live closer to 2070 than 1970 no no that's not true that's impossible video games are fun to playing quarantine gamers using among us to practice lying to my friends so i can betray them easier in the future people that blow on hot food until it's cool people that hat suffer chefs as hot food until they can chew it me acts gay for years and finally gets invited to a girls sleepover the guy who's actually gay and got invited to me nice d bro the guy my friend building a mega base in his four-year-old hardcore world me who peer pressured him into buying minecraft eight years ago i raised that boy you're about to sleep the pillow is cold it's raining outside one of your nostrils got blocked when you had enough of all those frick boys to use swords instead of shoes kids in gym class i don't wanna run kids in the hallway the day it rained frogs in calgary let me guess wednesday what's the difference between you and an egg eggs get laid when you stay up till 12 o'clock to be the first to post on wednesday the fastest wednesday in the west the teacher telling me to stop clicking my pen me who has to click it one more time to close it me telling my grandsons how the death of a guerrilla lead to a gas crisis during a pandemic in 2021 update they went on a date hey if you're not gay my friend thinks you're cute here's her number and if you are gay here's mine the girl well frick gas pipeline ransomware attack occurs media hey everyone expect a gas shortage soon media wow why is everyone panicked buying gas roses are red i'm totally not a horse santa claus is joining the terrorist force [ __ ] keeps refusing to tell me what day of the week it is a girl invites you to her house she takes you to her bedroom she gets out a new lego set to build together like that's ever gonna happen profile pic tag photo f is for frozen face excuse me what the heck music documentaries be like michael jackson was not a popular person until he he hey kid come here do you want to try some wednesday your wife emma wants a divorce she confesses that it's because your penis too big what will you do i've won but at what cost me as a child why are all the songs about love mom someday you will understand me now as an adult seriously why are all the songs about love and shreks this is ridiculous bring back the cowboy songs about beating the devil in a music contest your name backwards is how you die hannah hannah me can i have nudity in my video youtube hell no me but it's a music video youtube she's me grow that's all you had to say bro my name is so bad the mouse they are using i like how windows bsod has been getting more and more non-threatening over the years your pc ran into a problem that it couldn't handle and now it needs to restart i'm there we saw we about bashing i had a wob when that caused a headache so i took a yappy wappy we sweatstart me only chan pigeon chess is its own portrait on a leaf pigeon a whole you know i'm something of an artist myself the boss when you fight it the boss when you unlock it is a playable character i can explain your anthem has 158 stanzas my anthem only has 32 stanzas 32 my anthem only has four stanzas your anthems have lyrics man returns to work after vacation with freshly energized hatred for job eight hours of continuous gaming one hour of an online class why use an antivirus when you have soap that kills 99.9 percent of germs humans after inventing bread you want to slice it up and cook it again lmao yeah everyone stop panic buying gas it will only make things worse boomers you know what i'm gonna start getting gas even harder jesus picks up bread this is my body jesus picks up wine this is my blood jesus picks up guitar this is ground control to major tom [Music] now we add a cup of oil employee enjoy the movie me you too my brain the first of us say something smart kovolsky hitler's mustache was shaped like that so it could fit inside a gas mask me plays a random song in the car son hey you got that from tick me and he prepares to commit a late abortion the perfect clock doesn't exist if you can travel back in time what will you do me my younger self my girl always tells me that she miss me when we are not together my girlfriend when we are together having a good day in the gf my gf about to change both of those things when you find the neighbor giving out full-size candy bars on halloween feeling guilty about your kids watching too much tv just mute it and put the subtitles on boom now they are reading yeah this is big brain time anime watchers i don't have such weaknesses contestant i was born at a very young age reality show judges listen to mom always say no to strangers why is she having a boner me unc juice big sip how lazy are you me i figured out you don't actually have to assemble these things someone in an office i can't work under pressure marine archaeologist working in 58 psi pathetic people who wear glasses because they are visually impaired people who wear glasses because it looks good all the frogs have assembled to inform you that today is wednesday prepare for trouble and make it double i'm the dumbest man alive i hate animated movies and shows just because they are animated you're clearly dumber my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined me opens fridge but sees nothing good to eat my brain do it again anonymous hero donates hospital 200 human kidneys anonymous hero random ad our product is better than the leading brand then why aren't you the leading brand random ad when your friend calls you fat but you can't disagree me being the most ugly and cringe i've ever been my mom hold on babe i'll just upgrade my town hall then we can have shreks people born on wednesday be like 30 human 70 frog being a tree in most games being a tree in minecraft giant frog the size of human baby leaves villagers stunned what day is today wednesday coincidence i think not nobody criminal documentaries he never gave you up until he did game developers develop hyper realistic games gamers detective in movies i think the dead body is dead his assistant boss what do you call a can opener that doesn't work a [ __ ] opener me who need money me leaving with a ps5 after scanning it for a lime at the self-checkout five-year-old kids whenever they see a bed in ikea class did you hear the math teacher has stds the girl with straight a's [Music] me trying to figure out which one is the loot path and which is the main path in the game when your teacher pairs you with your crush but she starts begging for a new partner your package will arrive in three to five working days my amazon delivery driver at six am the following morning when you wish to the genie that you don't wanna die a virgin so he just grants you immortality like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 23min 21sec (1401 seconds)

Published: Fri May 14 2021