THIS... Is How You're Supposed To Eat A Pizza..

[Music] today we are making pizza in italy we're in italy i'm making pizza but more importantly there's been this controversy on my channel that i need to address this is how i eat pizza show picture for some reason this is making people very upset when it's clearly the best way to eat the pizza so i thought i need to convert people i need to show them how it's done i need to do it in italy and set a new standard let's begin first step wash your hands i will not use the sink because things are great okay so i was just about to look where all the stuff was it turns out mars has already prepared it for me what a true italian woman mamma mia she is a perfect she prepared the pizza i need 400 milliliters uh i need do i need what do i need [Music] combine water yeast and sugar in a small bowl i need a small bowl what counts as a small ball and how small can a ball be until it's no longer a bowl but a cup something to think about i feel like this is a small bowl but you know this is me water yeast and sugar there's more water sugar how much water warm water i gotta heat up the water [Music] i found a ball i feel like this is a normal sized bowl and another thing how big can a ball be until it becomes a tub we're genetically disposed to categorize items in groups but where those things and then begin it gets confusing okay we're adding the water uh yeast it's all in italian is this yeast [Music] yeast [Applause] this is the yeast i need two teaspoons what are the measurements god damn wait what oh they come in packages oh perfect seven grams one sachet they know they knew that's crazy look you use the package you need this oh it fell in the hot water look at this is that half half a liter guys do you think this is half a liter how is this gonna two glasses is one half a liter you might see it it says two glasses is half a liter okay it's half a liter i can tell what don't give me that lick i know what i'm doing okay i'm adding the yeast now set aside for five minutes until foamy what do i mix it yeast and sugar small i need sugar a pinch of caster sugar castor sugar this is cancer sugar you're telling me this is caffeine this is cancer sugar a pinch you want you want that sweetness it's a hidden italian secret i assume you mix it it's been five minutes i replaced it with a small bowl because sometimes when they say small bowl they actually mean small bowl it's supposed to be foamy it's not foamy what does that mean i don't know combine flour and salt okay in a large bowl this time you get the large bowl i'm so excited to use the large bowl four cups of plain sour flour i don't have measurements this is so annoying i can eye this i can hide this i have no choice but to eye this now i think mine okay that's four cups let's say do you think there's four cups yeah she said she said absolutely no that's not four cups how do you know by looking but this is huge this is not like a representation of a cut yeah that's four no yeah it's four they mean deciliters right i need measurements what is a cup okay google what is a cup how much is deciliter according to end memo cup left right arrow dl1 cup equals 2.5 deciliters 2.5 deciliter okay i need more this is a sugar [Applause] wait wait wait wait what's the pasta how much is in this one kilo i don't need the kilos i need them i need like half of this roughly right okay then i need the salt one teaspoon i can do a teaspoon i can do that one teaspoon well then teaspoon okay i did it add the yeast mixture and oil okay i'm adding the yeast and oil how do i add oil in this bro 660 milliliters that's a lot of oil for a pizza right baby is that enough i got a measurement how much was this is impossible this is not our house by the way oh it's so hot how i don't know if i'm supposed to use my hand i just kind of did it it feels good i will say that it feels real good hmm it looks like though yeah yeah yeah this looks like though use a round bladed knife in a cutting motion to mix the mixture until the mixes combined use your hands to bring the dough together well well well dude this doesn't look bad this looks like dough to me yeah this is totally dope i made though from i i made it from i hard mode literally impossible mode how gooey should it be like if i do that does that is that yes why are you taunting me i need help i need help help me you're italian we're gonna add a little bit more flour for for luck good luck good luck flour everyone uses that right it kind of separates i don't make food i don't make pizza i'm swedish we don't have make pizza actually we do we put banana on our pizza should we do that feather i've never seen you so angry or unsatisfied do we have banana i kind of want to try it i mean if we're making a cursed pizza yeah we're doing a cursed pizza now oh it's coming off what's a oh no it's getting gunky again i'm sure it's fine right i'm sure it's fine what do you want to do healthy no no that's fine i i need to do this i just need guidance use your hands to bring them together in a bowl brush a bowl lightly with oil turn the dough into a lightly flour floured surface and knead for 10 minutes until smooth and elastic why do i need two bowls i already have a bowl i have a bowl right here it's telling me to go with another bowl that's done that makes no sense brush a bowl lightly with oil i'm just gonna follow the recipe at this point see how it splatters everywhere stupid sink heatsink okay brush with oil did i pick the hardest thing to ever make brush with oil let's use my hands there you go brush with oil okay turn the dough into a lightly floured surface lightly floured surface this is the sugar stop taking the sugar our flour is red don't make the goddamn sugar red stupid hey i hate you really god damn it all right lightly flour knead for 10 minutes until smooth and elastic [Music] beautiful mamma mia get all your anger out yeah sega that's right stupid pizza hey kinda huh you think you're better than me what you're glad you're clean good ten minutes yeah i gotta do this is this when they do the spinning huh this isn't eating this is illegal am i going to person oh yeah [Music] [Music] this is fun i like pizza ah i left too hard out and my ribs it's getting sticky now stupid sugar every time it tricks me this is me when i see a bad sink oh god damn it this thing punched back god damn that was good no nate you can't don't speak to me like i'm a dog mice is telling me to do this motion no what like that is that it that's ridiculous why would i do that this is so much more fun let this be a warning if any youtuber wants to fight me this is what you got got nothing okay i think it's been 10 minutes either that but i'm bored oh good thing i was where i had the new pewdiepie rhino shield case link in the description they got black friday sale check it out anyway i have to use my thumb print and it's all covered in dough okay so now turn the dough into the liverpool knead for 10 minutes until smooth and elastic yeah i think so place the prepared bowl and turn to coat in oil okay then you also after abusing it for 10 minutes you give it a kiss it's okay i love you feels good to kiss that actually do you want to kiss him no hey guy you want a kiss no no all right here we go bye see you in 30 minutes gotta cover it with plastic this will be a challenge you can use the kitchen towel is that it all right see you in 30 minutes it's been an hour all right yeah it's reason quite a bit as maybe i put too much oil but yeah oh it's it's all slimy now yeah so it don't get stuffed that's why you put the oil nice i did it dude it's so fluffy it's supposed to be that fluffy it's very airy oh it's so light now love it so now what do we do now we make the pizza right do we have one of those oh it's time so that's how they do in italy when the moon hits your eyes pizza pizza pizza bye i'm scared do you want a pizza really you will eat my pizza there's too much pressure if you eat my pizza but then i'll make two to two of them you are not the guardian i know it looks dumb but it's kind of working we use the centrifugal force what are they called the pizzeria makers here pizzaioli pizzaioli they're all studying me now how we make a pizza so good he's impossible so much talent what do you think of that yeah i'm so stressed my entire future pizza making rides on this pizza man all right so this will be your pizza she doesn't know but i'm gonna make it into a heart that's gonna be really cute she doesn't know i was going to make yours into a heart but i can't do it bro i can't even make it into a heart [Music] all right well mine's just kind of look like a pizza no way look what marxian wanted me to do how on earth will i do that i can try what's that in the middle maybe a tomato ah a little bit get out of here get out of here don't even don't even steven me man okay so now i will add the tomato sauce i have not made my own sauce which marzia was kind of scuffing at me for i'm sorry i didn't know so sorry i mean look i made my own sauce there we go i forgot to heat the oven damn it making pizza sucks i'm never doing this again okay we put the tomato now the mozzarella mozzarella do it i've never used my strawberry before how do i use them why are they in these is it water inside me okay of course i never used mozzarella i told you bro ew what is it a baby inside what is this oh oh oh oh what's the name what do i do with this don't shower it no you don't wash it and i just put yes what tell me what you so rude this is for the snack video you're being sad i don't know cut it do i tear it or cut it i'm gonna use the scissors i don't even care no you use this for dog's feet but it's clean it's clean it's clean it's clean you're not telling me you're so rude this is funny to you this seems normal to me pete comedy for italians happening apparently so weird it's like chicken is that enough do you want more on yours way more apparently okay do you want the whole thing seems like a lot this video is stressing me out man i can't do this there you go that's enough now they go into oven and then i will show how a pizza eat it actually doesn't look not that bad my says cooking underneath i don't know how it's doing down there but mine is okay give it a few more minutes i think i spoke too soon we have a problem some mars is pizza oh god it's more like a brea i made bread it's so thick but like my pizza i did it i moved it it kind of looks a bit cursed i'm not gonna lie it looks a little close to kay's kitchen cooking i'm sorry but it makes yours look so good merci [Applause] [Music] you're so cute you like it you actually it's no i a little mozzarella is still like you see the the water it wasn't mine for mine really yeah but mine what about my mine is watery too yes should i keep them longer let me try a piece it just looked like orange i didn't want the mozzarella to burn look at that i think you usually make like smaller pieces of mozzarella so they melt easier and they don't all right anyway you eat it from the center that's the whole point of this video oh mine is a thick crust [Music] it tastes like the lunch school pizza mine is pink don't judge my pizza how dare you what you're gonna tell me pizzas aren't pink now it's actually not it's not bad it's not good it's not gray i think it would be very good if you just like to stretch anymore yeah you live and you learn and hopefully you learn that this is the correct way to eat the pizza i'll definitely do better if i do it again nothing like washing down your cursed pizza with some g fuel buy one get one sale happening right now um don't eat the crust because the crust is the worst part of the pizza why would anyone eat the crunch well yours is gonna love all the time well the thing about eating like this i've asked italians actually italians your friends or my friends too sure i was like can i eat can i eat like this and they're like yeah no one cares italians say this [Music] but marcia isn't steaming from her head right now when she's seeing this right you don't count no one cares this is the best way to eat pizza i mean if it's the drink it's not the best way what do you mean it's not the best one we invented knife and pork just so we can eat pizza like this you don't believe me have they do it do they have pizzas in china no they know what's the hygiene rating five out of five high generating now you know i've eaten the best part of the pizza i can decide hey do i want to go overseas do i want to explore the edges of the cross i don't know maybe i will maybe i won't that's a fun way of eating pizzagate to everyone that disagrees eating pizza with knife and fork bro just try it some stuff you gotta try until you know did you know that you liked water before you tried it i hate water the best part about eating a pizza like this is that you can do this afterwards you can wear it like that oh no that's gross there you go pewdiepie pizza how many italians rating do you get three out of five three out of five let's go pewdiepie pizza booty all right that's it see ya actually that's not it you know what i'm feeling adventurous you're gonna be putting coke no it's you feel as a kid i would always think yeah that's myself pizza that's cursed [Music]

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,266,280

Keywords: pewdiepie, pewds, pewdie

Id: hpD_4nWEFaA

Length: 20min 10sec (1210 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 30 2021