This Guy Is Pathetic

I'm sure you've all heard the expression fake it till you make it but today I want to take a look at what happens when all you do is fake it without ever making it you end up like this loser we're about to take a look at today a guy who has become a complete parody of self-confidence but without any level of self-awareness he portrays himself as an extremely successful extremely rich guy that would have no problem at all stealing your wife right out from under your nose it's beautiful stuff that he he talks about take you for example and make and we both pull up and we go to your girl odds are I'm gonna take that mission if you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle Bros out here rocking that man dark body type and acting like he for some reason be able to take your girl just because he rolled up in a rented McLaren this guy's entire personality is money he's like a real life Mr Krabs but with even skinnier arms so he believes because he has money that he's entitled to women and women find him irresistible you can tell by looking at him this was no jock in high school this wasn't exactly the prom King yet he pretends that he is now he talks about how successful his businesses are now he has a nine figure business he has all of this money though I don't necessarily take him out his word because I just don't believe a [ __ ] word this guy says so the next time you think that your girl's on lock I got the keys to the castle [ __ ] I have no doubt he spent hours trying to cook up that Finishing Line right there the keys to the castle now why I don't believe him about the success of his business is because the only thing he shows that's worth money is his car the McLaren he's made like a thousand shorts about how much money he spends filling up a McLaren's tank or how often he drives his McLaren and that is the only thing worth a lot of money that he's ever shown at least that I've seen so that leads me to believe that is 100 rented or he really dumped all of his money into that one vehicle people in order to portray himself as a successful businessman he did a little house tour and it's very humble living it's it's a nice place but it's not exactly like a super mega mansion you would expect someone with a nine figure business to own and he's not wearing a ton of ice or anything like that and he's clearly a guy who loves to flex because he's always talking about his wealth and his success yet the only thing you can ever see from that is that McLaren now this may be like a tinfoil hat conspiracy but I truly just think he either rinsed it for these videos or even more depressingly drained all of his finances to make that big purchase with that belief that this car would be enough to convince people that he has a lot of money like he specked all of his points into delusion here and is just letting it rip like this McLaren means I'm successful I gotta fake it till I make it this is how I do it ah here's why the gym does not matter I'm tired of guys that are like oh you know I'm going to the gym I'm trying to get fit I feel like I have a pretty decent tone did douchebag Slenderman get you with that jump scare in the beginning so this is his rant about why going to the gym makes you a [ __ ] idiot because he's skinny and insecure so you going to the gym is offensive to him it's pretty pathetic you don't want to go to the gym that's fine but he's out here built like two french fries duct tape to a uncooked spaghetti noodle and if you're happy with your body there that's absolutely fine but why [ __ ] on people that are going to the gym he makes a whole rant about why it's stupid to do it which is laughable I don't need to go to the gym maybe because you pull up to the gym making less than 10K a month pulling up in your [ __ ] [ __ ] Corolla and I pull up him on McLaren it's not even a contest dude no one gives a [ __ ] about your muscles most of the guys that go to the gym I'm sorry to tell you this but you're [ __ ] stupid all that pre-workout that you're taking is making you more stupider so unless you're making over 10K a month you don't have the right to go to the gym like he's not even making a point like he's not he's not even saying like the time you spend in the gym you could be spent learning how to drop ship things from Alibaba like he's not even like trying to make some kind of point he's just like you're stupid for going to the gym because you're making less than 10K a month he actually sounds like he's about to cry you're stupid with your dumb muscles dumb Muscle Man like what in the crazy insecurity are you going through right now to think that this was a good idea here's why you got to break up with your girlfriend if you're not making six figures a year brutal honest truth is that girls need a man who can protect and provide for them if you're not making at least 10K a month how the [ __ ] are you going to protect and provide for your girl man's out here boofing crazy pills you don't need to be making 10K a month in order to protect your girlfriend you have absolutely no meat on your bones whatsoever the only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread men from Shrek tried to attack your girl then maybe you could fend them off but everyone above the age of 18 and weighing more than 100 pounds it's gonna be a tough tussle and making more than 10K a month doesn't enable you to magically protect her better if someone's making a Ruckus and you're trying to stop whatever's going on the amount of money you have isn't going to do anything for you can't just be like throwing money at it like get away from her you scallywag she's with me and I make more than 10K a month here's money like throwing it all over the place to get them away and like it just doesn't make sense it's just pure delusion now I guess like he's not wrong if you make more money you can provide more I suppose but what the [ __ ] does that have to do with anything so if you don't make a 100K at least a year break up with your girl it's cool that she's sticking with you right now because you're trying to build yourself but at the same time if some guy like me comes up and gets in the way she's gonna choose me over you because I can provide more in this feast or famine World women will always pick the best case scenario because they don't want to get hurt and you being broke as [ __ ] definitely hurts what hurts more than being broke is being broke but pretending you're not like this guy it's so I don't know if he actually believes the [ __ ] he's selling or if it's only to try and get people to like sign up to courses or anything like that I'm really not sure if he actually like loves the smell of his own farts or if it all is an act I couldn't tell you either way it's to further the goal of making money off the back of desperate people who see this and think that this guy is actually super successful and is trying to give them the secrets to success it's all just just another Guru scam but I find him particularly entertaining because he's doing the bare minimum he didn't even bother to invest in his own body to look the part so he's not in good shape he didn't bother to even really pretend to have a lot of money aside from that McLaren that he shows from time to time and he's just saying things that other gurus say and I don't know if he's actually found real success I know he has quite a bit of bodded Engagement that I've seen online at least as of everything I've been able to research from it but other than that I don't know if anyone even believes his act I would be surprised if they did because he's very bad at it also just to explain why there's driving underneath his video it's because it's a Tick-Tock thing where everyone needs Perpetual stimulation constant jingling keys so for any video where it's talking they play like Subway Surfers or anything engaging a game underneath to keep viewers attention it's pathetic Tick Tock is absolutely rotted brains where people need like absolute activity at every single moment they can't just listen to talking on there so if you always wondered what dating an entrepreneur looks like this is what the [ __ ] it looks like I don't cook I don't clean I got white boards all over the place my setups there this is like my Sanctuary no one [ __ ] with me here as far as a fridge it's pretty [ __ ] awful so I got beer happy dads Gatorade oh dude Belair bottle champagne I got these Dunkin Donuts iced coffees and then for dinner I'll go to the pier and like have dinner I will never [ __ ] cook this will never be used I don't even know why I have a [ __ ] mid and here's the look at the house I mentioned it's clearly a cozy spot it's a nice house it's not a super elaborate house this is not a mega mansion or anything like that so if he's a super successful nine figure guy who loves to flex everything why would he be living in a house like this it doesn't make any sense that doesn't really track I also love the whole whiteboard thing he probably watched one video on like it's important to write down your goals or whatever as an entrepreneur so he bought like nine whiteboards and hung them all up and filled them with gibberish nonsense I tried zooming in on the frame where it focuses on a white board but I couldn't make it out because his handwriting looks like he wrote it while he was getting hit by an earthquake so it's completely illegible for the most part but I'm pretty sure one of them was agility and he had a check mark next to it meaning he must have done like agility drills I I suppose I could be uh reading it incorrectly but I'm almost positive it said just agility on one of them maybe it's like RuneScape goals and he's like Skilling right now so he's working on agility and he checked it off once he got like a certain amount of XP I don't know very goofy regardless though there's just a couple of signs that your girlfriend might be cheating number one is she's not texting you as readily as you've used to easiest way to tell if your girl is cheating is did she ever find that you bought this guy's course if she did she's absolutely cheating no doubt and you deserve it why the [ __ ] would you buy a course from a guy like this it's so embarrassing like he does he he actually just went to like wikiHow and just started copying articles on like how to tell if you're girls cheating seven life hacks for that and then he just starts regurgitating them here but anyway I could go on and on there's so many embarrassing shorts he's made but there's no reason to just keep going over it I just wanted to Showcase some of his better ones here and talk about it a little bit that's about it yep

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Length: 9min 21sec (561 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 03 2023