Well, hello there my beautiful weebs how you all doin'? good! nice! :) Anyway, so I just uploaded the fortieth entry into my fan call series. (if you will.) That's a lot of fan calls. I adore my fan call series. It's amazing. It's weird, It's funny, It makes people's day, It's everything that I stand for basically and over the past three plus years. I've had my fair share of extremely strange, Questionable and downright CREEPY fan calls that I've experienced. Really quickly before I start recollecting extremely weird fan calls I will explain how a fan call video gets made So to enter a number to be called into the fan call series you beautiful viewers at home follow the steps in this video Once that's done every now and then I will tweet out on Twitter saying I'm going to be doing fan calls at a specific time I then select a random group of people from that email to call in any given calling session I will call between 5 and 15 viewers. I will then choose two of those calls Normally sometimes three sometimes one to make a fan call video So that's you know, 13 to 12 calls that go in the recycling bin most the time I don't use a call because either I find another one is more entertaining or maybe you know, it wasn't a very interesting call Or it's really weird :) That's what we're gonna talk about today and I promise if you stick around to the end you will not be disappointed It is arguably the worst/ Weirdest thing you can do on a call and I have proof I have proof so I didn't really know which word to best describe This video but strange or weird is the best one because there's a lot of different emotions that you could feel towards these certain calls So if you watch the video that I did with Michael you'll remember that I called someone and their grandmother was not pleased with that sorry my grandma wants to know who you are. Oh fantastic! would you put her on for us? Who are you? So yeah, that happens like a lot so you see normally, it's the younger viewers who want to be called and they're not so bright, you know, they're super generous and they give me umm... their home phone number you know because I want to talk to all the family I figured out ways to Make this not happen as much but back when I first started doing the fan calls. This happened ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME So because I'm an idiot and I don't have enough space on my computer. I normally delete footage when I'm done with the video. I Shouldn't have done that award goes to me. So I'll just recreate a scenario that could happen bring-bring. Hello. Hello there My name is Sebastian is cake there by any chance what you want with cake (angry sounds) Okay. Well, you know she inserted her number into the fan call series so I'm I'm calling her as her favorite character get your fake ass better-become-a-bitch ass outta here But no, I'm just an adult who wants to talk with your teenage daughter You see see how we see can't say that don't say that Connor I'd say in the first year of doing fan calls I'd normally get about one or two of those a session. It was pretty annoying I don't need someone else's mother shouting at me I'll go to my own mother if I want that and there is a point that you can take away from this if You are not old enough to own a mobile phone Then you're probably not old enough to enter your number into this series I am sorry. The second thing that people have done is give me a number that is not theirs so picture it I'm there getting all worked up, and I'm excited to make a viewers day by insulting them a lot as any of their favorite characters and Suddenly I pick up the phone. I dial the number. I wait eagerly the phone rings Hello, this is Sebastian well howdy there partner welcome to the Church of the latter-day saints, I think I have the wrong number Sadly I don't have the proof for this which I'm sorry, you can have to take my word on it This didn't happen nearly as much as the whole mothers answering and family members answering the phone But it did happen enough for it to be kind of funny and also annoying umm remember one time there was there was a sex line that someone gave me the number two because they try to charge my number when I called them and I was like, oh Well, this is a sex line. It was called babe station. It's the thing in the UK lots of small town churches Please stop giving me numbers to your small churches, please Also to whomever keep signing my business email up to dating websites. Thank you I've always wanted to be on Christian mingle and single Muslim.com I would have thought that Signing up to one would eliminate the other turns, out not. Anyway Thank you for signing me up to those strange person Now, let me tell you a story about easily the strangest fan call I have ever had in my life I remember at the time I was pretty concerned. I wasn't sure if it was happening or what. I thought was happening now What if I told you? The caller was flicking the old beam on a call The downstairs DJ playing the personal piano. This is like the safety deposit box Auditioning the old finger puppets, paddling a pink canoe. Okay, you get the point. Okay, they were masturbating on a call At least I am convinced and I remember doing this fan call about halfway through, I was like no is....She there's no way she is isn't she, so I'm about to embrace you with the audio from this call. Bear in mind The call itself was about 15 minutes long and I've edited all the parts where I think it is. Uh, A little bit explicit sounding. Um I've also pitched shifted their voice and changed the tempo so they can't be recognized by anyone in real life Because I don't want someone's life being ruined because of this either way it's a little weird and quite disturbing if you do not want to listen to someone moaning and making Orgasm sounds just skip to this time on the screen. I don't blame you If you don't want to. Without further ado, let's hit the play button (Unplesant moaning) This is fucked up...just sounds like Alvin the chipmunk spitting finger-blasted like I don't or like a shitty nightcore orgasm I don't know I I know you could argue that putting all the the moans and all the deep breaths together could make it sound a certain way But I swear to God on this call. I was really concerned that it was happening You could ask Connor why don't you end it and I was like because I wasn't sure Listening back. I'm pretty sure and also I have bit shifted a little bit so doesn't sound nearly as like Orgasmy as normal I don't want you to think that like this is just shit that I put up with all the time You know when you when you do this for an extremely long time? Which I have been doing this stuff is I think bound to happen. At least. I don't know about that thing there Nobody should really be busting a nut on a fan call. I don't know whether all of this stuff aside I adore the fan core series like it's such a unique idea and it just makes people's day How is that not the best thing ever? I and I get to pretend to be my favorite characters and insult people It's a win-win. I hope you guys have enjoyed this extremely strange journey that we've been on I do apologize that I didn't have audio to show some of the parents and churches that I called up I I normally delete them afterwards. I will now hold on to them So that maybe when we do this again in three years, I'll have plenty of audio to show you guys But for now, this is what you get If you did enjoy this video, please do subscribe and like and turn the balance So, you know when I upload and you cut the video straight away, I upload two videos a week right now And it's pretty well, please do check out patreon. If you do want to support the channel and fund my videos Other than that, I hope you beautiful mother fucking weebs have amazing day you are Awesome. Just just please don't masturbate on a call if I call you. That's all that's all I ask anyway BYYEEEEEEEEE I do it for the love of the love. Yes, I do so you don't care about the money Well, yes, it's true. And I'm so blessed to be fulfilling my destiny on
